>> Oh, Russell Peters killing it. "Deported." >> Welcome Russell. >> It's good to see you. >> It's good to see you too. We were just talking off air. You have how many children? >> One girl, one boy. My daughter is 9. My son is 10 months. >> Congratulations. >> Well, you know. >> It was funny because you guys were with -- lachey is talking about kids and children. He was like nah, that is not the deal. Three, it's perfect. No, it's not. It's out of your mind. >> What are you going to do with the third though. You can't be like wish it didn't happened. >> Never stop dreaming. >> Well, I heard you were going to the daddy daughter dance. How did it go? >> So, I was not going to be able to go. So, then I was supposed to be in Charlotte that weekend. Then my girlfriend text me about two weeks before the dance because I didn't tell my daughter I wasn't going. And my girlfriend text me and said oh, my god, look at this dress and tiara and shoes she picked out for the daddy/daughter dance. I was like I'm a terrible human beings. I was like you've got to move Charlotte. >> You've only got one dad. >> You've only got a certain amount of dances in you. >> You get to the dance and spend this glorious time with her dancing on the dance floor. >> Oh, absolutely not. Have you gone to a daddy/daughter dance. >> They go okay, I'll tell you when I want to dance and they summon you. >> I never got summoned. I got bye, daddy. I was like go have fun. >> What's your dad -- are you bad dancer? What's the deal? >> I don't know what I'm going to do. My daughter can't dance and I don't want to outdance the kid. >> Now you've got a son who's ten months old. >> Ten months. >> Russell Santiago. >> He needs sun, I feel like though. He's a little pale for a brown kid. I take him outside. He's got no sun screen. Perfect. >> What are you doing for Valentine's day? >> I'll be in Houston doing shows but I'm bringing my girlfriend and the baby with me. >> Do you go big or avoid it? >> I tend to avoid it but I got cornered this year. It's the first year with the baby and I've got to make it good. So, I gave her her gift early. >> Nice. I think we have a photo of her gift. That ain't just no gift. That truck is quite a gift. >> That's a nice picture for the gram. >> She also knows how to pose. >> Evidently. Very nice, very nice. That's one of those gifts like you're saying if I hook you up with this, I shouldn't have to get you anymore more gifts for the rest of the year. >> For the rest of her life. >> Exactly. >> That price. >> It's a very expensive car. >> Exactly. >> So, speaking of some of your photos, we just saw you with prince Charles. >> Yeah, me and chuck. >> You and chuck. Come on. Your popularity really kind of knows no bounds. But there's another photo where he is cracking up. >> Yeah. >> What were y'all talking about? >> We were walking like we were walking and talking and Camilla was behind him and I go sorry, sir, do you want your wife here? I don't want to get in the middle of you guys. He goes no, no thank you. I was like wow. >> He found that funny. >> I was like wow, he still treats her like a side chick. >> I'm going to leave that. I want to get to this. You have a special on Amazon called "Deported." It should be called "Savage." >> You think so? >> You perform all over the world. >> My daughter is Ecuadorian and hon Doran. I'm trying to get my own little Home Depot crew there. >> Your on your way. >> My home is the depot. >> But you yourself are not? >> I'm IPD Yan. Indians are the Mexicans of the rest of the world. >> What? >> Yeah, we are. Like here's the thing. In America, the Mexicans do all the things they need to do to support their family. They're not afraid. They don't shy away from hard work. >> Right. >> If you go anywhere else in the rest of the world, the Indian people are doing the exact same jobs. It's like we don't care. If you're paying me the money, we'll do the job. >> Great attitude. >> Exactly. What do your parents think of the success that you've been able to have? At a very young age a very little boy, it seemed like you had an idea this would be the life you would be living? >> I did not know that because I went down the same road as him. I started boxing at 15. Linux Lewis and I were amateuring together. Linux obviously did better than me. >> In London? >> No, Canada. He was a tall, skinny kid. I was a 147-pounder. >> You ever spar with him? >> No, but he's hit me a few times. He's got huge hands, like two of my fists. He sneaks up. He doesn't have to put any weight and you're like are you trying to kill me? >> Congratulations, man. I'm looking forward to it. You can check out his special "Desported" streaming on Amazon right now.
