Colin Mochrie on Craig Ferguson

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my next guest is a great<font color="#E5E5E5"> comedian his</font> new show trust us with your<font color="#E5E5E5"> life as</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> airs</font> Tuesday on ABC<font color="#CCCCCC"> take a look at this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> click</font> you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> engine died now</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> words</font> the woods<font color="#E5E5E5"> hang on stuff I'm going to</font> take my girlfriend<font color="#E5E5E5"> Jonathan out back</font> so just what a beautiful night huh let me read something<font color="#CCCCCC"> from the Bible was</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> my</font> favorite passage Oh Craig's<font color="#E5E5E5"> not usin</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Collin first of all let</font> me just say they see you're Canadian but you weren't born<font color="#E5E5E5"> I was born</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in Scotland</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> where I have changed</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you have look</font> about<font color="#E5E5E5"> Scottish your tie looks good I</font> feel Scottish you know I still have a dark sense<font color="#E5E5E5"> of humor</font> I am stubborn<font color="#E5E5E5"> cautious with money yes</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">drink to excess</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> no well yeah</font> I am so excited<font color="#CCCCCC"> why</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I don't know this is</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> my first late-night talk</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">show appearance</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> wait he's not really a</font> late-night<font color="#CCCCCC"> talk show to be honest this</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">is like a creepy public accident I need</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">a drink</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> all</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah well welcome</font> aboard<font color="#CCCCCC"> welcome</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to the glamorous</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> world of</font> show business you've got<font color="#CCCCCC"> primetime show on ABC</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah I</font> know but you<font color="#CCCCCC"> always dream to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> get on a</font> talk show with<font color="#E5E5E5"> a some 1 p.m.</font> you know I've had<font color="#E5E5E5"> a great career</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh yeah</font> I've been following<font color="#CCCCCC"> ya</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> entertaining over</font> hundreds of people at the<font color="#CCCCCC"> same time</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> not</font> if you add them up yeah<font color="#CCCCCC"> the 97 was a</font> really good year 97<font color="#CCCCCC"> people</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah are you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">still</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> doing that thing with you and Brad</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">share</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> would you go around</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yep we travel</font> around<font color="#E5E5E5"> and you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't have</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a script you</font> just go out and<font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just make it office</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> gonna hell must not be like</font> it's exciting<font color="#CCCCCC"> though isn't it going</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> out</font> not knowing<font color="#CCCCCC"> what the hell's gonna happen</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">or whether it's going to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> happen no it's</font> like active alcohol as it is yeah no god you're attractive<font color="#CCCCCC"> you're very</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">attractive man</font> you're just saying<font color="#E5E5E5"> that after that whole</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">weight Brady thing happened in the clip</font> so<font color="#CCCCCC"> Wayne kissed you then it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">oh I've kissed every guy on that show at</font> least twice<font color="#CCCCCC"> there seems to be a lot of</font> that in<font color="#E5E5E5"> an improvised troupe comedy a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">lot of people</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> kissing each other</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah I</font> think that yeah the crowd still likes it <font color="#E5E5E5">oh you know once I see why they</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> want</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">they won't do it well or you could up</font> the<font color="#E5E5E5"> ante</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so you know yes why not</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> start</font> off with kissing and if that doesn't<font color="#CCCCCC"> get</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">a laugh gay porn</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> live understand now</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is</font> the<font color="#E5E5E5"> winter of our discontent made</font> glorious summer by this son of York you go that<font color="#CCCCCC"> way a little classical</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I got</font> range yeah no that's what<font color="#E5E5E5"> they do that with gay</font> porn<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah well you're a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Shakespearean</font> gay porn<font color="#CCCCCC"> way</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> up yeah this is a dagger I</font> see before me<font color="#E5E5E5"> no is another</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> those</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> penis</font> yeah that would work<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah so what are you</font> still working with Ryan<font color="#CCCCCC"> I hadn't seen</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you know Ryan's hard to get hold of I</font> actually had to<font color="#E5E5E5"> befriend his daughter on</font> Facebook<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh I'd say</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hey it's uncle Colin</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">tell your dad call me cuz he never calls</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">he changed he cheat</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he was changing his</font> number<font color="#E5E5E5"> like every well maybe he's maybe</font> starting to avoid you call that's not possible I'm adorable he<font color="#E5E5E5"> ya are adorable</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so I saw</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> him last</font> year<font color="#E5E5E5"> he has a golf</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> tournament</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">supports a bride's child's by the way</font> we're talking<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah everybody knows that</font> not<font color="#E5E5E5"> Ryan Seacrest no</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Einstein very</font> similar<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah you don't know Ryan</font> Seacrest do you know I<font color="#E5E5E5"> don't know I</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know anyone out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the whose line</font> universe <font color="#CCCCCC">drew Carey was like the biggest</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> guy</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> till</font> are you<font color="#E5E5E5"> I see a lot of Jews you see you</font> see drill doesn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> cost it's just</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> those</font> stairs <font color="#E5E5E5">he's doing the prices right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> now yeah I'm</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">friend he thinks he thinks he's a big</font> shot<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah yeah yeah he's got</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you know</font> he's got a little<font color="#E5E5E5"> scooter he goes around</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no way yeah he's got a scooter</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he</font> drives around<font color="#E5E5E5"> the scooter reverse</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he's so wretched</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> doesn't have a</font> big car now<font color="#E5E5E5"> he's going so rich he's</font> coming right<font color="#E5E5E5"> right around then he drives</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">around in a tiny little scooter on whose</font> line but he had to <font color="#CCCCCC">everything yeah he's thin now yeah he</font> has<font color="#CCCCCC"> his</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> lost corner ain't good for him</font> and<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah no that was that was difficult</font> I<font color="#E5E5E5"> died nursed him through it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> took it for</font> you <font color="#E5E5E5">I wasn't involved at all I didn't think</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">so bad support you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I support him</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah he's he's lost a lot of weight</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">running marathons yeah do you ever do</font> that you know what I have this image<font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> getting fit is<font color="#CCCCCC"> not part of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I'm still</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> married I'm still</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> married</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that's a risky question in 23</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> years</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">incoming Wow he says hi by there</font> how's she doing<font color="#CCCCCC"> she's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> doing great she's</font> uh Canada<font color="#E5E5E5"> here in Canada</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah I'll see</font> her tomorrow there's no problem everything<font color="#CCCCCC"> is fine I</font> see<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font> no she's uh<font color="#E5E5E5"> Deb is doing great she's the</font> best thing<font color="#E5E5E5"> that ever happened next to my</font> son<font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> made the two of them together is</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">like perfect</font> hey hey hey let's undercut this none of <font color="#CCCCCC">us oh that's great what you think this</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">is Oprah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no get on you want to talk</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">about your time in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> rehab or something</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">she has a nice</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> moving though damn</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> she's</font> just lovely I love<font color="#CCCCCC"> her</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah yeah yeah I</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">always thought that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> though Canadian</font> strikes me as been someone who also <font color="#E5E5E5">looks very Scottish she is Scottish your</font> family<font color="#CCCCCC"> uh is from Aberdeen oh that's</font> intensely Scottish yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah that's like</font> very very Scottish<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah her grandmother</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">first</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> time she</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> met me said</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Mochrie</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that's not a Scottish</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> name and sneered</font> and ignore<font color="#E5E5E5"> me for two years</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">well</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is mockery an Irish name it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> started</font> I believe<font color="#E5E5E5"> in Bavaria in the very er then</font> it migrated over<font color="#E5E5E5"> to Scotland</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and I don't</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">think there's any more</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> crease in Bavaria</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I would know</font> do you keep<font color="#E5E5E5"> up on all the Scottish</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">people's where they came</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> thrown o only</font> Bavarian current<font color="#E5E5E5"> events really yeah</font> Bavaria<font color="#CCCCCC"> the part of Germany Bavaria</font> southern Germany<font color="#E5E5E5"> the very well</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> all Cree</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I lied yeah Scotland all the way yes I</font> don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> see it at all</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> come here so</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> much</font> higher<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh it's one of these</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Tokyo rules</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">see is my first one I didn't know yeah</font> yeah I go<font color="#E5E5E5"> actually I should</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> probably be</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">about here</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no no</font> you go to another<font color="#E5E5E5"> talk to the like I hey</font> how you doing or you could pretend<font color="#E5E5E5"> that I'm your dummy</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I happen</font> all right um<font color="#E5E5E5"> well we're out of time do</font> you<font color="#E5E5E5"> want 50 bucks this is the best time</font> ever send quarters<font color="#E5E5E5"> of course it is because</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that's the best way to get 50 bucks it's</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">one of the best ways to get very</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> good</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">karma cream from Bavaria</font> what did<font color="#E5E5E5"> we learn on the show</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> tonight</font>
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Channel: SunnyAnni
Views: 853,924
Rating: 4.8872166 out of 5
Keywords: Colin Mochrie, Craig Ferguson, Late Late Show, Trust us with your life
Id: UJ090pEwfPg
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Length: 8min 14sec (494 seconds)
Published: Wed Jul 25 2012
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I like Colin Mochrie as much as the next guy, but I have to say this interview is a little... lacking. Not saying it's entirely Colin's fault but it's just a little dry. Not the funniest I've seen him for sure. Maybe he was a little bit nervous. Would have liked to hear more about the show too.

👍︎︎ 3 👤︎︎ u/iamtheprodigy 📅︎︎ Nov 19 2012 🗫︎ replies
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