COFFEH: Deadly Coffeh

hey guys it's coffee time I was gonna leave this in the cup that I got from work this is my work coffee let me explain it that way I made this coffee with a fancy Keurig machine which is what is everywhere in that maker building they have them all over the place which makes sense that way there's no coffee just like sitting out getting old and stale and gross right but something interesting happened and that's why I wanted to leave it in the paper cup because then it would feel like you know you were there with me experiencing it so every morning I go in and I make myself a coffee with the Keurig now the Keurig has for any of you who have never used it it's like these little capsules that you put inside of it and then it just makes you like a single person's worth of coffee and it's lots of different flavors they have like normal coffee decaf coffee vanilla coffee caramel coffee all sorts so the last few weeks every now and then when I go into work and I'm trying to read the teleprompter I'm constantly getting like what are you doing I'm constantly getting like clogged up like I feel mucousy and gross like I'm having an allergic reaction and I think I've mentioned this before on this show so I kept thinking to myself I'm allergic to something in this room there's something in this room that is causing this allergic reaction and then I started to do an experiment where I would come in and I would make a different type of Keurig coffee every morning to see if the French vanilla coffee that I drink every single morning is not good for me if I have like some sort of an allergy to it and wouldn't you know it the second that I started having the decaf normal coffee that's the only one if I have the decaf coffee which is what I'm having right now the decaf one gives me no reaction whatsoever and ever since I've started drinking decaf every single morning I've been perfectly fine but every other cured coffee makes me like like feel like I'm swelling up a little bit it's very strange very very strange so I figured I would I would tell this story so that if if there are any of you who have cured coffee and you feel like a little sick or a little off maybe it's the coffee erin happily Erin she also I was telling her about this and she was like you know it's weird there are some of the carried coffees that when I drink them I feel really like sick and both of us are lactose intolerant and I'm wondering if there's like a fake creamer in there or some some sort of like milk byproducts that's ow so sort of milk by-product that's in the capsules that it doesn't say in the ingredients list I don't know I don't know these are all just guesses but the decaf coffee perfectly fine although the last few days I've just been drinking water and then I'll make myself a coffee to take with me on the way home just just in case I was just like scratching my arm and then scratched right onto my burn wound also as a cautionary tale when you have cats slash kittens specifically kittens it becomes more and more dangerous to ever ever leave trash out like if you have a bag filled with trash that's not necessarily perishable like I went to my P o box grabbed all of my boxes and then open them all up and put put all of the like the fluffy insides you know all of the stuff that's meant to keep things in place I usually put all of that immediately into a plastic bag so that all of that can just be recycled right so I've had that bag in my living room right there right there I've had that bag oops okay I've had that bag in my living room for like ever since I did the PIO box stuff two weeks a week we'll say I think two weeks so I've had this bag out there for two weeks and I can't I I just can't seem to learn that I need to take it out because Watson is obsessed up until the point that I started making this video she was inside that bag and I would I would do my hey and I clap and she'd know that meant like you're not supposed to be there but she would just stay in there and go like really Sally was like come on just get out of the back so I had to physically take her out of the bag and then shove everything back in the bag that she had tossed out on her travels and closed up the bag and then right as I was sitting down to record this she jumped on the bag again and I was like no stop and she hasn't done it since but two cautionary tales for you number one never trust carry coffee just in case number two don't leave trash out even if it's even you know if there's no weird perishable stuff in there if you have cats cats will get inside of there cats will get inside and make it their home and be really sad when you have to get rid of it gonna have to go through all that sadness Watson's gonna be like what happened what happened to my new favorite place in the world I don't understand I also finished Game of Thrones oh my gosh I almost forgot to tell you finish first game of Thrones book not all of it not all of game offense but the first the first game of Thrones book you got it oh sweet girl you got it you're gonna eat it oh oh you see her no I'm trying to show you uh where is she well you can see her reflection oh no you can't see her she is just a trained killer sorry I'm so fascinated every time she finds a fly and like traps it just like she's eaten so many of them now just but right now she's literally just got one hand on it as staring just staring at her Pollock oh she ate it she ate it just now oh goodness my sweet my sweet precious baby girl um there was another story that I had I was so ready I'm so sad that I can't tell you anything about sorts and stitches yet I've been I've been I'm putting up teaser pictures but I can't like I keep almost saying things man yesterday sucked though let me tell you about yesterday I tweeted a lot but some of you guys don't have twitter so yesterday this was my life right I get home from work and my power is completely out so I walk in and it's disgusting again just like the day before again and it's disgusting and I was like no this again come on so I go downstairs I flip the breakers I come back upstairs powers back on it's like oh thank god so I turn on the a/c everything's fine power shuts off again it's like no I go downstairs flip the breakers it does not fix it this time and I was like what am I supposed to do because I was so excited that I was going to get to just like like work on stuff on Thursday like I was like yeah Thursday I've got nothing going on except swords and stitches at night so I can just like edit play games just whatever all day all day it'll be great they even stream a little right so this continues until about 5 o'clock where I'm just periodically going downstairs flipping the breakers seeing if it fixes something if it does fix it it fixes it for like a split second and then shuts everything off again and I was like do I have too many things on like is that the problem so I shut everything off to make sure and even then when I managed to get things back up they they all turn off again so I did all my dishes did all I cleaned my whole kitchen did all the dishes I did some laundry straightened up a little bit and then around 5 o'clock like 5:15 everything just comes on I don't even have to like switch the thing it just all this all turns on it's like ok sick I wonder how long it's gonna last this time but it it lasted it lasted long enough for me to stream a little bit ice cream some dawn gate and that was fun i streamed for like two hours even though I wasn't supposed to I was supposed to be gone by 7:00 but that's like right at seven o'clock we jumped into another game and I was like oops well I'm gonna be late oh that's fine so we played a bunch of dawn gate and that was really fun and everybody says that I'm getting better and that makes me really happy and I got to do that and then I ran off I like escaped like ran away to do sorts of stitches and I got home around midnight and all my power was out again but thank God it was at night also like thank God and at the same time like no that's terrible because when you get home at night and none of your lights will turn on that is the scariest that it's like oh my gosh it was so terrifying I was just walking around like everything okay and the cats are acting fines was probably fine probably no we hear I don't know so I had like everything ready you know I had my keys like fisted in one hand I had my purse it was just like ready like beat up a monster or person like who cares just and then and I managed to fall asleep and when I woke up the power was back on and I have had no problems with the power so far today fingers crossed knock all the wood but today has been perfectly fine so I hope I know yesterday just felt like such a futile day and when I when I got there to work on everything Mitanni was like yeah man I feel really like I got a lot done today it's like such a productive day I did so much I just feel so good and I was like I feel worthless like worthless that's like I made myself breakfast I guess that's like pretty good I don't know it's like but it's okay because we got tacos oh my god there is a taco truck I don't know if I've told you about it already I'm gonna tell you again there is a taco truck that is really close to the art studio that we have gotten into the habit of walking to every single time we work on everything and dollar tacos dollar horchata oh my god it's so good it's so good and if you ask they'll put like a little bit of pineapple on your up a store oh my god it's so good uh I've been like daydreaming about those those tacos every day when we're like let's work on some stuff I'm like yeah that's been my meal it's been my meal pretty much every time I've done sorts and stitches but I need to think of something to make tonight I need to make a food tonight I don't know what to do I was thinking about doing tortilla soup again maybe maybe I'll think on it it was pretty good anywho I'm gonna go hope you guys had an amazing day and I will talk to you tomorrow okay why

Channel: Dexbonus

Views: 29,231

Rating: 4.9833851 out of 5

Keywords: coffee, coffeh, time, dodger

Id: sBpvjqgEiWg

Length: 13min 45sec (825 seconds)

Published: Fri May 16 2014