Cocaine Bear (2023) Movie REACTION!!

what's up everybody welcome back to the jump get another movie reaction for you cocaine bear I mean what could go wrong well cocaine bear I mean I'm ready for the chaos absolutely absolutely ready for the chaos it's I mean obviously that's what's gonna go down if you guys didn't know we do movie Nights every single weekend over on Nikki Steve live Channel yeah we have a live Channel yep and we have a good time there Nikki's joke of the stream absolutely dad jokes all day yeah and if you guys didn't know we also post these full reactions full watch alongs to the patreon there's a link to that below and we talk about movies like crazy and people get to vote and suggest things over the Discord so you should come join that too there's a link to all that stuff down below just click everything and join everything just do that here we go cocaine bear you ready yep let's go [Music] he is he's all hopped up on the Mountain Dew or something else for this we're gonna call it Mountain Dew foreign lots of drugs he's having a great time like Matthew McConaughey oh [ __ ] you [ __ ] oh you stupid based on true events based on true events oh well I feel bad did he just knock himself out blackbeards are not motivated by territoriality they will seldom attack humans I didn't see the rest of that when they do attack victims have a higher probability of surviving by fighting back rather than submitting oh Wikipedia Wikipedia is that a trusted source is that you know the first thing I thought is that the Chattahoochee no I saw you what if it's her what would you call her is that um it's not tormund no it's not tormund you just saw a giant orange beard and thought I think it is Ray Liotta is in a song then I swear it is too it is is it holy [ __ ] okay I mean here's a nice spot hold up Olaf Olaf and Elsa is this a Frozen movie what oh [ __ ] look at the bags that was a big footprint by the way yeah it was um I would book in it dude [ __ ] this what is the bear is it like giving itself a back scratch yeah that's how they scratch their picks looks like he's doing a little wiggle dance oh my God oh God I think it's fake it's fake it's fake it's fake very fake can I get the camera yeah oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I'm not afraid uh Kristoff and Elsa eyes on yeah [ __ ] oh God no thank you so much I gotta go now it's black fight duck it's brown lay down oh interesting yeah okay it's black you know he's not a bear expert oh [ __ ] no oh no oh no oh [ __ ] this dude oh God no he's cute he is cute reminds me of uber by the way if you guys didn't know any animal that I see that is like very overweight and chunky and stuff I used to say it's Uber that's oh that might be finnin oh God [ __ ] [Music] [Applause] [ __ ] that's a leg oh my God holy [ __ ] dude hahaha oh butterfly oh this is your brain on drugs yeah I remember these were So Glamorous or cool or kid stuff when did PeeWee Herman make a commercial wow and also Nancy Reagan okay and dropped from the sky early today onto a driveway are these actual it was found on the body of a man who fell to his death was found early this morning by 80. wow Fred Meyers I mean this feels real wrapped in football sized packages in a duffel bag The Shootist was carried oh my God he probably took too much damage on the fall to uh realize that he knocked himself out before he jumped Thornton was one of Sid White's guys out of Missouri he's a known drug trafficker with ties to Colombia oh [ __ ] [Music] poor Ray hey ice I mean his son I know O'Shea Jackson Jr I mean he looks just like his dad he does he looks [ __ ] identical yeah the Nikes man you're about Thornton it's a tough way to go he only had 30 kilos on him dude look at him Chattahoochee Georgia called Blood Mountain where the plane's going down oh God this guy just got inappropriate that's what she said I want you to take Eddie with you Eddie's in morning Johnny just died the sooner he moves on the better serious I just oh gotta go shift start today way down yondering Channel Carrie Russell you said you're okay with it I was okay with it until I realized why you on those extra shifts over time with Ray the pediatricians gross Dede he's a good guy Deirdre just give him a chance please don't do that oh daughters yep oh I was about to say like where do I know him from yeah it says John says John her name is [ __ ] jump [Laughter] so sad man he is going through it honestly can I get the uh the panae please does it come with chicken or is it just it's just plain I don't like to laugh at his misery but he looks miserable honestly I knew he'd be late it finally came in check it out yeah buddy I gotta go pee go outside why do I skip school with you your boss here then the teachers hey Reba you got plans for today Bob you're a nice guy I just mind looking after Rosette oh it's so cute a trucker overheard a couple of guys talking in a bar last night I'll tell you in the car no no no oh come on you got to be sort of good with them I don't know if I can trust anyone else around here just go we'll be fine thanks she thought he was going to ask around on a date yeah she's like nah you're one of those kids cause me a bunch of [ __ ] what empty your pockets is that perfume it's none of your business well it smells really nice yeah I'm expecting someone in a minute is it too much not at all smells expensive you're on a sucker sure I like the green this is a red one yes ma'am I didn't [ __ ] tiny one and I said did you want a sucker am I on the right place oh someone been smoking um he was or as far as other number one cause of death for wildlife yeah and you should be educating yourself you know who'd be good this is Zach Galifianakis you got a Dusty Beaver here Ranger yeah well I'm working on that hello hey is your mind pack double lunch for school again my dad didn't have a chance to make any hey Henry oh shits oh God oh God this is definitely cocaine yeah of course I'm just not used to seeing it like that Oh Henry more powdery streets when have you seen cocaine on the streets wanna do it do something oh please don't oh good lord oh god oh honey no knife me girl please oh God don't oh God oh oh Lord oh honey girl oh don't do that how much I'm like a tablespoon sword oh oh she's gonna overdose oh honey girl oh don't do that oh [Music] um oh honey oh [ __ ] dude [Music] this is as good as a [ __ ] I normally do oh God how much do you think this stuff is work that's so dry what even happens if you try to ingest it through your mouth well people rub it on their gums so that it gets into the bloodstream I just something got into it a deer maybe dear uncle came you'd be like this you can't be like going into church oh [ __ ] do you think my dad has ever done cocaine your dad has definitely done cocaine how old are these kids by the way it feels really runny stop that oh God [ __ ] Bears is running sprints oh hell on Earth no let's do the cocaine don't oh it's definitely Uber oh [ __ ] dude oh no did either of you see a girl 13 come through here my daughter you lost your daughter in the park 13. 10 Blood Mountain this is blood Mountain we're about to head up there ourselves oh do you mind if I tag along we wouldn't want you distracted by our little damn solid in distress here it means animals I don't like that word he doesn't like to call them animals I didn't know Rangers carry guns park rangers are peace officers which means we can shoot people all right Forest is a dangerous place that gang of pubes are dangerous gang of pews teens delinquents call themselves the two champs watch your back pop art punks pop up out of nowhere punks oh God feels like [ __ ] Ozark empty your pockets no please [Laughter] since you asked so nicely you think this is a joke I do yeah buddy oh look inside [Music] oh god oh [ __ ] hell nah who the [ __ ] are you telling to submit dude oh [ __ ] oh [Music] don't scuff up the shoes dude oh oh the [ __ ] is wrong with y'all yeah ah what's heck you saw what'd you do what do you mean what did I do please tell me you found them like this they attacked me but they're dead one might be the one that stabbed me might be dead okay they're fine uh oh what happened wake up where's this energy coming from bud you tried to [ __ ] kill me you gotta film out there bud I tell them that all the time where did you find this up on my mouth where's the rest of it I don't know I just took out the three of you in 15 seconds what do you think I'll do to just you and you're already on the floor okay stashed it under a gazebo come back for it later tonight a gazebo it's civilian type structure no the [ __ ] a gazebo is oh my God this is like ridiculously stupid but funny and awesome all at the same time word look at this oh look at this mess if that stays open Critters can get in there oh yeah are all these people getting shredded by this bear or what Henry Henry Henry what are you doing up there oh [ __ ] dude something mad but we skipped school yeah you think there was a bit there a bear it was fun hey detect me and dating it attacked you Henry where is Dede no no bear is a very peaceful creatures not if they're off to about cocaine Henry where is Dede the monster took her now I'm not going to tell you again little girl get down here now uh-oh these folks are definitely getting tore apart oh [ __ ] I love the music I do too Henry jump down it's too hot I hell nine jumping down oh my there's a coked up bear running around oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [Music] oh [ __ ] it's cute [ __ ] dude oh [ __ ] oh God I'll get help right in the ham right in the ham mer [Music] is Mom about to die where the hell is DD though hopefully finding a good hiding spot somewhere oh God [Music] holy [ __ ] this poor bear honestly [Music] Henry climb you think you're gonna out climb a [ __ ] bear coming up no way this movie gonna kill kids oh God did the Bears just say no no no the other is Gore in this movie in there oh God holy [ __ ] oh God oh my God [Music] he just sniffed it off his [ __ ] leg oh my god oh man this movie's outrageous that went crazy on me to hear him scream he's so dead are you so dead call the ambulance I already did you piles of [ __ ] I think that's that's not ours we found it uh-oh now I'll open it when I I count to three oh [ __ ] now that's a [ __ ] bear oh what the [ __ ] oh my God I didn't mean to him I didn't mean to I'm sorry holy [ __ ] that revolver blew a giant hole in his head holy [ __ ] are we dealing with just one bear or is there more I think there's only one foreign the last thing we saw right through a window like that it was a penis it is not a penis this some good jams oh this and the hair and makeup is fantastic This Crew has no idea what it's walking in on oh God no [ __ ] okay wait wait wait wait oh yeah yeah it's got some shot you think obviously come here she's got a gun he looks so familiar yeah I probably wouldn't enter the room that's leaking blood under the door just a thought oh God oh God oh holy [ __ ] oh bear holy [ __ ] oh [ __ ] no no no stay under the stand of the door stand to the door stand to the door stand to the door uh he's probably gonna get crushed the Bear's kind of heavy oh that's so nasty oh that's so nasty come on don't poke the bear oh right oh God [Music] is she gonna go flying out the back are they gonna hit a tree right now oh [ __ ] get out straight up this is so insane [Laughter] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh oh oh ah God damn oh God oh [ __ ] oh my God this is incredible oh my God oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] dude oh look look at his room oh oh man this is I just can't get enough it works out perfect yeah oh man sir I don't think you're tall enough for that just saying can I say something without you getting angry with me I'm already angry with you it's gone what the action okay well duffel bags don't have legs since you're the only one I knew where it was I'm gonna give you one more chance Put the gun down oh okay drop the weapon and step away about five to ten Paces you don't want to do this shut up how did you get up there well I jumped from that tree over there but I hurt my hip a look oh [ __ ] oh you brought that on yourself kid oh yeah I saw my [ __ ] figures how do you take those two fingers off oh they're not even next to each other well what the hell come out of here the [ __ ] way oh [ __ ] and look that's DD's sweater we're on the right track I can feel it this poor baby [ __ ] Jersey man we don't need to die because of this Eddie I got this see you I have your fingers in my pocket get ready for 10 to 15 years of [ __ ] in front of your sale mate and super buy shower time I'm not with them I've never even done Coke I mean maybe once nobody move it's a bear no no I'm not falling for none of you oh no Bob oh Bob uh-oh it's following the scent oh [ __ ] y'all just stay still don't move you're dead this poor bear Barrett totally fail a sobriety test I feel bad for the I know but also it was based on a true story I would imagine pretty loosely I mean that bear would have died like instantly it would have not survived this long oh [ __ ] [ __ ] oh man you [ __ ] Eddie can you breathe come [ __ ] Henry stay close I haven't seen paint in a while hello oh [ __ ] he's still alive are you are you hurt were you attacked definitely I'm looking for my daughter she was attacked by the devil bear have you seen her you please can you just point to where she went please can you show me I'm looking for I have Henry kid's got the munchies [Music] it's [ __ ] weird as [ __ ] snap time I just don't touch his ears I think it died it died on top of me can we call it truce so I can see if the bear is dead yeah oh my God this is a song I just want to touch his ears oh he looks real pretty when he's seeping oh God this is gonna be anyone have suffocated by now right oh [ __ ] uh oh he's a Coke fiend now oh my God smell it the bear is a girl oh yeah how do you know that because it's vaginas on my ears sorry oh [ __ ] oh okay stay back what the hell oh my God that will be God damn oh no what is happening oh my God [Laughter] what is this what is it doing foreign I don't know what is happening Eddie please don't die like this Eddie please she's licking oh God sir you've now been you've tested the merchandise oh [ __ ] there you go it's like a cocaine Christmas oh my God this is so ridiculous what the [ __ ] she's a Coke fiend she's addicted that bag's worth 14 million we had a crew set a crucial's own God where I'm from can't you see I'm trying to help you kid go I need that bag we're taking that bag to see it Eddie I didn't oh [ __ ] Bob belly wound you'll be fine dad what are you doing here where's him here did you calm down what the [ __ ] happened to you hold on the bear it [ __ ] did cocaine a bear did cocaine dad [ __ ] this entire Journey a lot of cocaine was lost under my eyes and look at me they're gonna come after me my family if I don't get them every Penny's worth oh that's not happening and I mean I don't think you guys are getting out of this anyways there's a bag with the cop in the bear over at the Pavilion structure Pavilion structure oh God meanwhile he's got two [ __ ] fingers missing does he still have the the fingers in his pocket I gave him to the bear the bear it loves Coke man I've been following you for years they all have Reba look what are you doing oh no Reba the department trusted you the state of Tennessee trusted you where's the dog who's that the dog in my car you left a dog in the car you left my son in St Louis [ __ ] tell me which way The Bear Went I'm gonna kill the dog when I come down Mountain I'd vote for not killing a dog today but that's just me what the [ __ ] is happening [Music] you're not even called for an ambulance for this poor man poor Bob sorry Bob foreign [ __ ] bear dude don't move stay still here oh oh no are those the babies oh no I'm gonna get you out of here okay oh no damn they're they're harmless the baby bears are all coked up oh my that looks really deep oh [ __ ] Henry dude it's French let's just deal with the Fallout you saw with that bearded to that hiker what is that oh off oh dear God damn bear Eddie put the rest in the bag you got what you wanted let's go just there's a lot more out there we gotta keep looking understand I'm leaving said go oh God [Music] [ __ ] give me the bag oh thank you all get so soft well slow down that's sand in your [ __ ] the [ __ ] the hell is this whoa take it easy take it easy there's kids here let's just go no I'm not leaving without that cocaine we're going home get away get back up no shoot the [ __ ] Bears no no here catch I am taking the [ __ ] children home oh [ __ ] kids have been dragged into this I don't like that you're a piece of prep person and a bad dad all right I'm Henry and I am I am so [ __ ] tired uh-oh Mama Bear you done [ __ ] with the wrong Cubs oh time to go [Music] oh that'd be fun if you don't die from the jump that'd be fun bye said time to go Bud [Music] [Music] foreign about the Hulk up Sid's gonna get [ __ ] up oh [ __ ] oh [Music] yeah Mom yeah Mom oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it's like spaghetti oh [ __ ] letter said this is so outrageously great you're more than directly over right you're my friend you're my best friend all right oh you all right there's a lot get raised by a bullet he's a shot put pressure on him what the actual how many survivors were there five [Music] Frozen oh baby dog whose dog is this I think it's mine mine and Gabe's is it on cocaine Henry let's walk over here stay away from that come on I want to look holy [ __ ] maybe we can go after me and Henry get out of rehab rehab react McKendree oh my God too grounded for Rehab you're too grounded for Rehab never record any of dumped bags of cocaine as far as anyone knows they're still in the forest to this day oh they're so cute oh wait why are they looking at us like that oh no oh really Yoda oh [ __ ] he's got a bag he does you got one uh-oh no don't put don't put it there with them oh God cocaine goats no yeah dude yeah he learned quick I think those are rams is that for me yeah what do you think that dog requires a lot of brushing they weren't gonna put him back on oh his fingers his fingers oh man oh man that that movie was so outrageously fun yes it was I was not ex I didn't know what to [ __ ] expect I mean I sure as [ __ ] did not expect that yeah I I mean a movie called cocaine bear I was absolutely expecting something ridiculous I mean that was um that was beyond my expectation you almost had me [ __ ] crying over fake CGI baby bears you had heard them crying for their mama that I don't I just I can't with that stuff even fake bears oh babe just I don't like the crap you have such a kind Hearts I don't especially babies God dang but anyway I mean that's probably one of my favorite bad movies that we've ever watched you thought it was bad I mean like entertaining I mean the moment the bear started just getting a hold of people absolutely insane I loved the like torn apart leg oh it was outrageous thrown and the wrist and then oh my God it was very very like the kills were so over the top that they were awesome it was fan like the gore and the violence was so good and the guy falling from the tree I mean that ambulance Chase oh my God like the bear like flying into the ambulance yeah amazing yeah just absolutely spectacular I thought for what it was I thought it visually looked really good it did I thought it was I mean yeah the music was popping the music was really good I just absolutely loved the action sequences I mean in terms of like the overall story it is what it is whatever yeah you're not watching a movie like this for the story now I'm gonna have to go watch the um the documentary about it because oh my God this poor bear I mean like this is the type of movie that you just kind of shut your brain off and just enjoy yes and you just let the outrageousness just consume you and it was just it was funny it was ridiculous and just such an over-the-top violence was I mean bears are huge and they're strong yes and they get a hold of you they're going to tear you apart and get them hopped up on some cocaine holy [ __ ] absolutely nuts just the concept the fact that this is even like I don't know how Loosely based off of true events this is even the fact that it's just this much potentially just makes the story just so outrageous that dude throwing bags of coke out of an airplane and a bear gets a hold of it and eats or sniffs some of it and then just goes on a rampage insane it's absolutely insane yes and I mean this is totally the type of movie that I just you just put on just let it play and just enjoy the ride because it's fun it's ridiculous and it's just so over the top it was so entertaining yeah so much fun I loved it I mean I thought that was great it's just yeah I I was actually expecting everyone to die but I figured I figured the mom and the kids yeah like you never know when they're how far they're gonna go with killing kids yeah that's true I don't know if you crossed that line but the idea like once the mom and the kids were involved I'm like okay they're probably gonna get out of it but then the the other two stars basically got out which is great yeah like yeah I just just to throw some shade and create some controversy hashtag Not My Han Solo oh dang um I don't blame him for anything I think he did a great job he gets yeah it's not the actors no it's not not at all it's just I like to throw that shade you guys know if you didn't know now you know but yeah I thought I thought that was so much fun it it definitely reminded me of a Tucker and Dale level of like comedy yes and like Gore level and just outrageousness and comedy level it's just the deaths I mean they were ridiculous like a wood chipper yeah I mean the deaths were like the fact that the one Ranger shot dude in the head like and it just guts went flying everywhere just like holy [ __ ] all right this is what we're dealing with just her death was crazy getting thrown out of the ambulance while she was strapped in her face gets like like kid oh so much but I think I think my favorite shot and it felt iconic it felt iconic was cocaine bear flying through the air into the back of the like ambulance that shot was amazing yeah it was just like Superman style just like unbelievable so yeah there isn't really a whole lot to say it was entertaining good [ __ ] highly entertaining movie so appreciate the community for voting and picking this one because yeah it's a great time I agreed anything else no all right y'all leave your comments we'll see you later for the next one have a good one bye thank you [Music]

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Id: EBNEC0CD5Wk

Length: 46min 57sec (2817 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 28 2023