If Santa Clause was John Wick!! Violent Night (2022) movie REACTION!!

what's up everybody welcome back to the channel we've got another movie reaction for you March might as well celebrate some Christmas and get in the Christmas spirit sure violent night absolutely hell yeah David Harbor is Santa Claus let's go sign me up all day anything that he's doing I'm all for it absolutely if you guys didn't know we do movie Nights every single weekend live over on the Nikki and Steven live Channel there's a link probably there there's one down below for sure come join us come subscribe come hang out and watch some stuff live with us and maybe some other things here and there some dad jokes always Nikki's always got that joke of the stream yeah it's a good time so yeah come join us but here we go a Christmas movie in March you ready okay let's go boys another one well it's so vertical so I'd like to change that oh my God I don't know Hopper I love him he's so great taking a break between shifts I guess it gets there you ain't driving are you I steer a little but the Rangers of my sword okay I forget why I started doing it in the first place same reason anybody does anything the money money it's called planner runs on Greed oh is he actually Santa I don't know but I don't approve Santa I don't approve of your alcoholism they want the next cool thing kids what kids have become they're just like little Junkies they don't believe they just want to Crave consume basically we've ruined Santa cheer oh no he's turning to the Grinch but I can't stand seeing another Center in distress for his drinks on my tab oh uh three grandsons hit me a trip how do you know my grandson's name hi don't lead to the roof foreign [Music] [Music] [Laughter] peas and carrots oh God is that Rice oh God [ __ ] Santa that's so nasty dude oh God Santa can't hold his liquor I mean I'm sure the drinking a bunch and then getting on yeah yeah no I'm just saying go for a ride maybe don't do that I'll mess you up let's go see Grandma she's adorable [Music] he got to stay up late much Home Alone uh-huh it was so funny fantastic Christmas movie yeah it's Christmas [Music] I mean it would be cool to experience snow during Christmas I'm fine I think that'd be fun I'm good not to work on Christmas Eve shut up I'll never get over the fact that you grew up like this my therapist says don't ever get over it either going Alpha you gained weight [ __ ] what the [ __ ] did you just say to me what's up limp dick ah I got great feelings about this Christmas I think this is the year that mom's gonna kick herself upstairs and choose one of us to start running the show yo this is the burnt Locker living that bling live on Christmas Eve blessed oh I'm gonna puke what about tragic Mike all I'm saying is if I was on one of those planes 911 would end with a bunch of terrorists skydiving over Connecticut okay yes yeah did your [ __ ] ankle just pop there old man get over here positions okay this is my good side I'm busy we've gone over this come on inside I'm gonna puke these people are uh not exactly um very shallow shall we say it's like the last thing I'd want to see entering a Christmas family party was those three right there that's the best you can do oh my God I love her so much listen you [ __ ] oh [ __ ] make your best offer gift wrap it and RAM it up your [ __ ] box no no no no no no don't [ __ ] in my mouth and tell me it's chocolate cake okay she's awesome I just decided to let you guys have on the phone so I can off tomorrow today please you are you are we can't all be lucky enough to have daughters mom I can hear you sorry Merry Christmas to you too Senator oh [ __ ] very very Merry Christmas why in the hell are you standing all the way back there boom and how was my favorite granddaughter everybody calls me Trudy now Trudy well that makes her sound like a [ __ ] okay I'm sorry oh she doesn't even know the meaning wow kind of love this movie let's be honest wow I mean there's no filter at all bertrude really bertrude calls himself burnt Locker oh my god oh why is that look like a virus a virant ship yeah a viking pirate ship oh my God words are really hard oh is he shot getting a beer Santa's a shotgun to beer while delivering presents well he's just like Spears hard liquor too this is as already outrageous as I was expecting oh my God he's peeing it's literally if Santa turned into the Grinch we decided that you could have one gift early really what is it that is a very special walkie-talkie direct hotline of Santa Claus himself I can talk to Santa oh yeah hello Santa this is Trudy lightstone hopefully there's no crazy person somehow on the other end of that I really only want one person for Christmas I want Mommy and Daddy to make up so we can be a family again are y'all done [ __ ] up now no offense I would not want to be involved in that [ __ ] family you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me hell no does he stepping reindeer boom which one of you did that can't go two seconds without crapping on the roof like a bunch of pigeons I love them all you know Rudolph will never do this crap that's cool that is cool oh my god dad sugar cookies and hard alcohol horrible combination I don't know and milk residue we must be missing out on something that's why he keeps vomiting on the city how are you just not like dead because Santa [Music] it was like a perfect rule for Harbor is so good you Americans don't celebrate my favorite holiday what Boxing Day the [ __ ] it's a weird ass looking punch bro not gonna lie [Music] oh what we got going on here [Music] oh is that why they're the worst catering company ever because they're not actually a catering company got it say goodbye and if you Grandma your Wi-Fi sucks dick I'm sorry when he was small I begged you to beat him I mean whoa holy [ __ ] what the hell literally no filter it's Merry Christmas or should I say happy holidays I don't know no oh oh [ __ ] jingle check peppermint check trigger Plum check holy [ __ ] what the hell welcome to your worst Christmas ever he's been um quite a few things lately he's the menu and then this all right that was kind of unexpected I'm not gonna lie [Music] [ __ ] I forgot Santo was in there [Music] oh oh oh crazy ass [ __ ] with some knives [ __ ] what was that honestly I tried to do the Dukes of Hazzard truck and slide across the couch this is so over the top and outrageous I love it [Music] dude that's your kid this dude thinks he's so tough it's so funny oh [ __ ] who the hell are you you can call me Mr Scrooge hilarious oh [ __ ] I humbug [ __ ] let me use it oh so this is super intense and gory so far a bail [Music] oh God oh God I think someone's going through that for sure oh yeah they don't just show you that for no reason oh oh you got me I'm just gonna take my back I'm just gonna scooch up that chimney enough talk let's go you just hit Santa with a weapon oh now move [ __ ] move yeah oh no no no no no oh no [Laughter] oh [ __ ] I'm actually shocked they didn't kill any of the reindeer oh my god oh not the gingerbread house [ __ ] you are on the naughty list for sure I mean yeah is that back in the head punch and the kidneys he's so going get out of the [ __ ] window get out the window oh my God what was what ice pick Maybe oh yeah yeah oh my God oh my God no no [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he's on the spike isn't he's on the spike he's on the spike he's on his page was fake oh yeah [Music] holy [ __ ] impaled mm-hmm do you have any idea who you're [ __ ] with you actually think that I spent months planning a complex break into the most secure private residents in the country and I didn't know who lived here shut the [ __ ] up all right dude this inappropriate [Music] come on Santa I'm gonna tap in your John Wick [Music] let's go what was John Wick the Baba Yaga I didn't have guns I could take out three maybe four if they didn't have guns you dick I know all about your extraction team that you affectionately call the kill squat behind closed doors I also know that they're on their way even though they're credit ratings in their dick sizes um okay you have 300 million in US Dollars sitting in your personal Vault downstairs the [ __ ] your poor employees don't even have enough coal to keep Tiny Tim warm what is it with you and all this Christmas [ __ ] you'll never get involved oh oh because when you you hit the panic button it reset the combination Griswolds turn into [ __ ] where's Clark [Music] ah he really got to the point maybe maybe Phil could take him points been made Santa are you there [Laughter] oh [ __ ] die hard on Blu-ray yeah die hard on Blu-ray Die Hard is a Christmas movie oh just throw punches Santa huh oh [ __ ] ah Santa I don't want to kill you oh God do it do it do it do it I'm gonna rip your [ __ ] balls off oh yeah oh yeah oh no he's not all right all right [Music] oh [Music] his scream God you're so mean to Santa uh oh darts oh [Music] in the thigh in the thigh oh in the [ __ ] oh my God damn in the eye uh and he's still going this guy's a [ __ ] zombie what the hell oh it's a lit up one it's a it's gotten in the court oh my God oh my God oh God [Music] oh and there's a hi holy [ __ ] oh this is incredible dude this is incredible I love this so much hello Santa yes Santa oh honey my name is Judy let's go do you think it's good this year this year yeah my nice list six left dude I'm gonna take a lump of coal off each and every one of them and shove it up you're talking to a child oh Trudy inappropriate ma'am come on sweetie we want to keep on the nice listing sorry can I say butthole then borderline Trudy yeah hey this is the tech okay look this is your friend is dead I got a star in his face that his head caught on fire it's a long story I want to make it my personal mission my holiday to-do list to find you and to end you Jesus Santa Claus is Coming to Town Santa Claus is commentary I love that I love it Santa Claus no copyright copyright who's running around your Mansion playing Santa and [ __ ] with my [ __ ] and who should I pick first the pig Jason he's my mom's favorite oh my God oh my God ah it's not called a finger cracker okay candy cane let's take one of his bozaks in there I'm not touching his balls I don't care who does it I better be looking at flat balls like in three seconds I'll do it [ __ ] guy Santa's my friend and he said he's going to save us no and beat you up tree come on tell him the truth now you're talking to Santa yes I am that isn't real oh [Music] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he's not coming to save us he doesn't exist he's all made up really I'm loving this like the campiness of this too this campy horror action damn Santa all right show all tatted up okay he's got like full sleeves what the hell uh is he gonna show himself back together with are you for real right now [Music] are those Celtic tattoos oh my God [Music] I am Santa is that wrapping paper himself up present oh nice little bow where's Mrs Claus is she wondering where her husband is unwrap this oh [ __ ] oh Santa is Viking what in the hell Santa's a viking yes that's amazing I love this [ __ ] so [ __ ] much I love it even more now yeah [Applause] I can set up booby traps like in Home Alone I don't know what that means but uh yeah do that my daddy says there isn't any Santa yeah a lot of parents say that but I still bring presents to kids that need me how do you know who really needs you Christmas magic not really sure how it works see Santa's still sweet you said you had this amazing dream afterwards all you wanted to do was fly flights don't be too hard on your parents all right grown-ups have a hard time believing things can you use your Christmas magic to make them love each other again hmm I love that kind of power Mrs Claus and I've been going on year uh 1100. it's grown-up relationships are complicated literally they're trying to count like this sometimes even if you want to make somebody happy no magic just goes away oh okay so in the business they call this a pitch deck someone just shoot this dude in the head please it's a Sentimental photo of the day I was born remember these people are literally the worst it's my favorite whiskey you can skip the note let's say like [ __ ] [ __ ] thank you Jason what's the card say I think I'll just keep that between Jason you mind your own business [ __ ] honestly believe before that you used to call me uh nickmann this is the most random [ __ ] ever I [ __ ] love this nickel Mund the red I was a war two does an awesome beard Thief wow me and skull crusher skull crusher he was like Thor my hammer familiar my favorite hammer surgeon with that thing to be able to take three heads line them up easy there Santa oh my god dude Sandy you are talking to a child maybe all those bad things used to do maybe you can use them to do good things instead Mr Bunny he wasn't just a toy that night you give me what I wished for best friend you're good and kind and you mean more than just the presents you bring no that's why I Believe In You Santa that's why I believe thank you she's the only part of the family I like yeah like everyone else in the family kick rocks no I like Linda too yeah true and I like my operations like I like to [ __ ] hard and fast but minimal cleanup what what okay what stop taking my lines [ __ ] that [ __ ] up right right oh my this is one of the most outrageous movies I think I've ever seen I mean the fact that Santa is a Viking Warrior is the most random but amazing things ever traitor can he just reach out for his hammer ah the awesome bring skull crusher into the fold oh [ __ ] no kind of [ __ ] carries a chess set with him what the [ __ ] if you're gonna tell us what's the gimmick with the bag duh you put your hand in out comes a prison obviously who are you Santa [ __ ] you wouldn't need some oh [ __ ] Jolly Old Saint Nick people call me a lot of things he's got amazing eyes that Christmas dreams are [ __ ] couldn't even afford a tree my name is how they had it all I snuck in there to take it off my problem was that the Gramps got up to take a piss and the two were scared the [ __ ] out of each other fell down the stairs and broke his neck and he died in the hospital [ __ ] Christmas ruined my life okay but you know what it set me on the path and made me the great man that I am today oh yeah he's so great oh you just said Jimmy I don't get involved in people's lives oh yeah yeah well maybe you [ __ ] how did he know your name Bjorn it's your excuse when I get that Huffy bike you want it back in 82. when you wrote me 50 times about but you Kira well you made your brother eat worms that's naughty you got five seconds to tell me who you really are Santa Claus well not anymore [ __ ] she's making it snow [Music] oh these henchmen aren't all that bad they got a heart in Christmas it's styrofoam I told you this guy's a big booty there he goes finally got a dork does he land in the poop [Music] not subtle about their approach that is the sound of my kill Squad what oh my God okay he just made parkour oh you dumbass Morgan's Gonna Save Us no Jean-Claude Van [ __ ] just ditched us abandon Ed and I'm gonna use that I'm gonna use it identify yourself Morgan Steele the actor played a lot of soldiers in my career can I just say thank you for your service number five oh my God stop oh holy [ __ ] I thought those were the good guys not so much oh my God everybody on the naughty list everybody's on the naughty list you terrible people oh [ __ ] you guys are terrible oh see you soon sorry they're so mean to say I don't think they were really trying to shoot him I think he's just spraying oh that's a pretty insane dude how much money does this family have right well apparently 300 million in the same just in the safe alone like nothing's gonna be inside oh [Music] son of a [ __ ] a bunch of new bad guys showed up there on the naughty list sorry I think this is it kid anything in this world what would it be skull crusher oh my god let's go [Music] um you make that wish come true are you serious are you serious are you oh okay I'm like close enough oh my God it's the hammer no it's it's just a sledgehammer close enough what'd you do to the naughty ones I give my lump a call yeah give them their lumps yeah and shove it straight up there anuses yeah anuses [Laughter] oh shoot it's like riding a bike you never forget what are the standards Got a Brand New Bag look at him he's got freaking he's got a tied up in the man he's got a man bun hell yeah get it Santa oh [ __ ] oh my God this movie is even more than I thought it was absolutely oh [ __ ] he brought the noise down on you the noise crab cakes and football that's what Maryland does it talk about a sack lunch [Laughter] laughs where's the money or I will shoot every last one of you and enjoy it you one of your [ __ ] kids moved the money it upsets me in a way that makes me want to just randomly shoot at people what if you randomly shoot the only person who knows where it is oh [ __ ] [ __ ] people I mean it's not wrong makes a good point oh he put it oh shoot what the actual yeah yeah Santa get it [ __ ] yeah I think Santa oh you shot yourself in the foot oh he was making a shake he's in it oh God he was gonna go through the eye [Music] oh oh candy cane shank honestly oh oh D oh the neck what the hell is going on uh they're dying that's what's going on oh [ __ ] and I see it toe pick yeah yeah yeah yeah yay [ __ ] holy [ __ ] oh my God I love the Christmas music playing while he's literally oh my goodness all right oh [Music] oh my God this is everything is that a wood chipper is that a snowmobile he doesn't just kill them are you serious [ __ ] oh oh God oh [ __ ] I love how they're talking about seeing the cheer in children's eyes as these [ __ ] whacking people oh my God he's literally slaughtering the kill team no Santa Claus there you go oh in the back give the people's elbow people's elbow nope nope nope no no no no no a stocking stuffer I gotta watch I know the money don't be an idiot like the money I was stealing it oh look at this little idiot oh she's got her home alone traps you know booby traps don't work unless you hide them Jesus oh oh [ __ ] you'll be fine she threw up some piece of [ __ ] oh [ __ ] dude go Trudy Trudy you're amazing Trudy you're amazing Trudy you're amazing oh oh dude my I'm like tearing my uh oh my this is oh this is incredible oh oh my God oh my God don't don't oh God don't look at it don't look at it oh God oh God oh God [ __ ] oh God oh God ah [Music] [Music] this is so good it's like some insane super glue or some [ __ ] oh what oh that's your skull what's up that's all you got oh yeah [ __ ] oh my God this movie seriously maybe bully traps like in the movie it was so funny Santa you have a little except you like legitimately killed someone with the booby traps oh man let's turn around and close your eyes maybe put your fingers in your ears no sing Jingle Bells as loud as you can oh my God she's gonna be singing while he's just [ __ ] mashing her head yes cold hard cash load it up boys kill the hostages and meet us outside time for a murder ER you gotta kill Atlanta first what the hell [ __ ] this kid gold digging [ __ ] okay I changed my mind shoot the alcoholic [ __ ] first don't call my mom an alcohol IC this is so absurd well it's nice to do something as a family for a change oh he's dead now okay this is my friend Santa what the [ __ ] I can't thank you enough Mr Claus please call me Sam get it Linda [Music] no no oh [ __ ] perfect snowball [Music] Oh shot him in the dick you never shoot a guy in the dick everyone knows that shooting a guy in the dick that's just that's just weak oh oh [Music] I'm shooting oh damn it Jason you suck oh Jesus baby Jesus [Music] yeah Santa oh a nice shot I love just the red light oh yeah oh you'll shoot your eye out kid oh my God he's a gusher [Music] ah Christmas miracle yay come on [ __ ] you Scrooge foreign [Music] spreads misery hates Christmas you're real you're ham yup what I've been trying to tell you this whole goddamn holiday finally ends whatever it takes Christmas dies tonight Jesus oh what does Santa say to the Lord of death not today [Music] [Applause] oh wow oh it's got some epic music now playing for the fight you can't kill Santa Christmas [Music] thank you that was some boys blow up [ __ ] right there yippee-kai [ __ ] oh this ends now oh damn I saved my daughter no she I don't [Music] think wake up please oh I am so so sorry just gotta believe I believe in him too [Music] saved our family I believe in him too ah so do I I guess I do too [ __ ] me she sucks come on Santa you gotta say it with enthusiasm oh my God yeah can we get the brand reindeers here to like get them home thank you these got [ __ ] up look Santa look okay finally yeah where you guys been here to die come back after all the works done huh you know what you went home and you got my spare sack God I can't stay mad at you it's like it's over where's Rudolph and fit in front I love he has like Viking yeah it's amazing ah from his wife [Music] skull crusher thank you for reminding me the Christmas still matters that I still matter oh Santa Merry Christmas those are the best Santa movie I've ever seen yo what's famous these first Locker living the dream you know see this guy what the hell dude I mean he knew he had to pull out that stupid phone at some point right right oh my God that damn kid dude that movie was everything that's like two weeks in a row that I've said in movies everything yes but this is literally the best Santa movie ever this is the only Christmas movie I want to talk about that and you know I mean home alone's on the list um I'm gonna die hard it's great I mean this movie is also only take those three items it's easily one of my favorite Christmas movies that I've ever seen yes I mean David Harbor as Santa was [ __ ] amazing yes so good this movie was so outrageous it was like the I was a little nervous at first when we met the family the lights yeah that was kind of like what is this [ __ ] they were like really over the top and it was just kind of like I'm like oh boy this is gonna this is gonna be weird because everything with Santa was awesome and then we got like a big chunk of introduction to this family I was like oh a horrible [ __ ] people yeah and it's just like and I don't think I this doesn't feel right and then like the story started to progress and things started to play out and yeah that was amazing very I mean the fact that like it was so outrageous the storyline the deaths just everything about it was so outrageous but it was so it was fun yeah it was so fun like outrageous in the best way possible gory and bloody and the kills were freaking awesome that was hilarious that chimney kill at the end was probably one of the like I put it on a list of like top five best kills of all the crazy [ __ ] we've seen this was like Santa meets John Wick meets nobody and like oh my God the best way equalizer yeah like can we get all of them in a movie together and just just destroy some [ __ ] that'd be fantastic The Raid get all these folks together just slicing and dicing yeah the fact that Santa was a Viking Warrior who wielded a hammer named Stone Crusher a skull crusher skull crusher just I mean if I read that on paper I'd be like what it plays out in this movie it's like the coolest thing ever I would like to know how he became Santa that would be amazing if we if we get a violent night too yeah that would be please that would be fantastic and even get more backstory to his Viking life but I love the fact this Viking dude I am obsessed with Viking I mean some of our favorite shows are Viking like Vikings and classic Kingdom like yeah I mean we love the Viking content and just the fact that he takes his shirt off and you see all his tattoos you're like wait what yeah like hello Santa's been some places Santa's done some things and then you find out that he wasn't Santa his whole life obviously and it cuts us to a scene with him just amongst just dead bodies as a Viking Warrior amazing that is so outrageous it is the best thing ever yeah just I might like Christmas again I mean might it's just put your decorations away it's December 26th here's a Nikki tangent put that [ __ ] away I will give you until January 2nd put it the [ __ ] away if your [ __ ] is still up at Valentine's Day you're dead to me Mickey Christmas here with that my [ __ ] is down on December 26th put it away November 1st to December 26th perfect if I could put that [ __ ] up in here earlier I swear to God we are not friends okay I do I do like the story with Trudy I thought that was great yeah I thought she was a very sweet girl who had her you know doubts but believed and just the belief of Santa saved his life which is awesome but Santa knew everything about her it was very sweet I loved the random just they kept all the Christmas stuff in this movie like Santa just randomly in a fight like it's just like they made sure to like get that stuff in there the Christmas music while he was literally just destroying people yes amazing yes Trudy with the I mean the the Home Alone booby traps where the dude fell and like oh God I mean a plus there for doing your homework who looks at a uh that looks very sus do not clip that who looks at a nail full on yeah like an idiot that's like looking into the barrel of a gun yeah or looking at the empty that also looks us don't clip that looking at an empty hose yeah somebody's gonna turn that [ __ ] on it's it's like home alone if Home Alone was like rated R yeah because the sticky Bandits or the wet Bandits or whatever they're called these days they would be dead under these circumstances they should have died I mean all the [ __ ] that's happened to them and all alone they should have died spoiler alert it was awful yeah it's just I I loved I once we got past the weird family introduction part yeah I loved everything about this movie same it was so over the top so outrageous so much fun and it still had that like Christmas vibe to it yes to where like the Christmas magic thing and I love how he kept saying like oh I don't really know how it works yeah I don't yeah I don't know how I just don't know how it works it just does it and he just goes about his business and I need to know why Rudolph wasn't there yeah why wasn't he there right he made a comment about him not being there and why was it Rudolph there everyone else was there yeah Rudolph wouldn't do that yeah I I was really expecting them like well I expected two things with this with this movie with the reindeer at one I actually thought dude was gonna kill them like after when I realized how ridiculous this movie was in terms of the kills I thought they were gonna kill some of the reindeer I was a little nervous about that and then I was waiting for them to show up to like actually squash someone like to do something crazy to one of the you know bad guys but they went home dear it's like I can't stay mad at you long he's like where have you been I needed you yeah that was that was absolutely fantastic it had it had that that Christmas spirit in there but it also had the elements of what makes like John Wick and nobody's amazing movies yeah just that was so fun there were so many unique just violent ridiculous kills putting them in the was that like a tree Shredder yeah like tying them up on the rope and then throwing the rope in and sucker yeah that was absolutely insane just so many crazy unique and it's absolutely a challenge at this point with all of these crazy movies we've seen to have unique deaths like this yeah and the fact that they have unique deaths I just the fact that they were able to give some new unique kills just Bravo Bravo this movie was even more than I expected it to be and David Harbor absolutely killed it he is so good he's so much fun yeah so any other thoughts yeah all right y'all leave your comments we'll see you guys later for the next one have a good one bye thank you [Music]

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Length: 57min 5sec (3425 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 18 2023