CO-OP Darkest Dungeon [Part 27]

hi everyone what might as well officially introduce hey everybody welcome back to coop darkest dungeon 27 joined here today by Jake to my immediate left at the dinner table okay craven craven ticks left eye and Sinnoh over there on the other end hello sorry I haven't gotten the game up yet okay hang on I'm running a little bit late sorry really sorry about that yeah okay here we go okay so when we last played darkest dungeon to be going to the courtyard we beat the Viking right right yeah yeah okay it changed a few things in our village cuz I done looks the sword next here right yeah I think I think we lost our levels although it's like yeah that's one the new events right when we came back it was like hey guys yeah yeah oh no we're going to wow I didn't know that that was a side effect that's what look you bad alright well we'll just do like a quick dungeon then to get levels back up yeah right alright so let's see let's go usually enjoy the bull boss the archer though I think the archer really helped me mm-hmm oh there are cats kill these we might do we might have done these yes who's got son yeah I'm actually amazed how these characters work let me try to put asleep on this one oh looks like it didn't work unfortunately I did try to Jake it's your move all right it's nope I missed [ __ ] you missed you didn't even click on it here I'll do it for you you gotta cast a spell see you're very powerful okay um see this is me so all right got it down good let's do hmm I think that's a buff maybe think you've given yourself a buff yeah I get myself a protection buff yeah okay so no are you gonna make your arrows blot out the sky yeah I think so maybe just go for the key oh here okay yeah that's how quickly the tide turns great job Jake I'll go in for the kill all right we slaughtered those cats or ep oh look at this one it's just by itself easy easy pickings right yeah once the last time we had just a monster by itself wow that's a one-hit ko goddamn right it was it was a great crit Jake this is dream team yeah this is actually a really good team comp I think yeah I agree Kim Jake see if you can get another crit oh my god geez Wow Jake Jake too strong yeah once you punch Errol he'll hear hmm oh I got hit that's too bad do you need these don't worry about it you don't have to kill us yeah we're good okay yeah I mean when you've got that one-hit ko yeah I mean I'm killing it yeah must be like I don't know some upgrade that we we did mm-hmm it might have been all the the blacksmith stuff we put India you know what I like this new team I think it was good that we uncovered these new characters from the last dungeon yeah yeah they're working out really awesome especially seriously oh man there we go it's a long hallway oh my god a lot of enemies hope you guys have a loot after this these fingers are gonna be amazing you know what I notice is that we're actually not getting any loot from this yeah like I was hoping maybe we could come across a secret room or something like that but we haven't haven't seen anything up to this point it's just been fight after fight I it's very particular dungeon I guess I do oh nice nice go all right to the next room looks like there's nothing there I guess we're just gonna keep slaughtering cats forever hey I'm okay with it yeah with that I I personally I've grown an immense hatred for cats in the last five minutes just just freedom inexplicable even yeah I also have this craving for dog food I've never had dog food but that's really strange that you should bring that up I just didn't really want somebody rub my belly like yeah I want to be told I'm a good boy yeah I don't know what that does I think they Wow maybe all right we got it out of the way and - Jake Jake is in the back then we have Cinna with the bow then we have John and then we get me in front that's right all right uh everybody's not been watching wait a second guys six months this isn't darkest dungeon actually this is darkest dungeon my dad wait what yeah this actually isn't the same worse twice I own say again this is a dark darkest dungeon it's dogus dungeon I'm a novice dungeon accidentally launched dog asleep no weird exit on it okay sound really really bougie what's happening okay I hope you guys enjoyed the bit but it's over net we actually is kind of a weird little proof-of-concept game available on HBO it's called dogus dungeon so if you want to check it out look it up because gonna kill cats endlessly yeah there's not much to it like we basically played all there is to play so I hope you guys liked it anyway um right here we go now we have to actually play yeah just [ __ ] christ I know did you get a dog mod for this cuz I just want to be a dog no no I didn't yeah see that I mean we can we can pretend they're dogs master we can roleplay hey yeah we could roleplay as dogs mm-hmm I want a four man hound master party oh my god well I mean we could have the werewolf and the hound master oh yeah I don't know if they're any other dog related characters that we have at the end like we could have a the Falcon master just have like a old pet version only a falconer werewolf hound master is there another one uh dog man sir yes I thought this said anal purging it says annual purging are you turning into the twitchchat human entity hey just saying XD you really needed to take a [ __ ] what's what steel the person saying next to the fountain I think that was just like idle serifs hanging out I don't serifs being a resolved level was the thing yeah Fox in a box thank you for the tip hey John I'm watching since finance at freddys thanks for the laughs and good times forward nice thanks Fox in a box it was a good sized tip yeah they all come out for co-op darkest dungeon apparently ah sigh rollers yeah the high rollers so we can attempt darkest dungeon once again but we will absolutely need a bodyguard unit [ __ ] which we cannot bring either of our men-at-arms cuz they've already been so we would need to bring the hound master it would be hash tag on Brad it would be yeah I mean I think we're about as ready as we're gonna be for it right so I'm hoping to bring my Vestal okay Vestal that's right I'm just saying words really bad comment ray just saying back though you have those days where you just like just find yourself random [ __ ] I'm sorry so you're okay with you laying the hell master because about you we lose well obviously yeah you'll be using your bodyguard a lot just FYI so that leaves me and to know how do you feel about lepre it up so no husband you god alternatively you could play the falconer Falcon well I think this is probably the most likely origin mm-hmm I don't have any many classes as like frontline right so if this is an opportunity for the others to play classes that are out in the back which is what they usually don't do then maybe this would be like the one chance that I should take best boy because usually I am Bowl a bit like backline classes okay well and more you guys have more choices for me I mean obviously we could take control of each other's characters if we have to mm-hmm okay let's go with leper and then for me I could take Crusader you got as a healing function right um Crusader he could okay I have a different one though actually I might take Crusader just so we have a stress he'll that would be good actually yeah yeah okay which which move does inspiring cry it's a minus ten stress which is a pretty sizable stress heal yeah doesn't know the hound master have a stress field is that just for himself it's just for himself you can uh where is it oh where is it oh it's crying havoc no it can it can stress heal others but it kind of sucks right a little bit well it's level two maybe it'll be it would be better if it was upgraded I don't know okay I think his best thing is camping okay we have to get sin a leveled up the rest of ya oh yeah we do that makes Jake very happy of course it does you want to stick with this moveset uh so no Hugh um revenge withstand solemnity I'm not sure about revenge hmm intimidate self mark target debuff target I I will be marking myself with bulwark so just keep that in mind I can guess I could be a bit more aggressive you will need to tank you'll be our damage really I think in that case I'm fine yeah that's good okay cool [Music] well also have to make sure that we have nighttime ambush which I think I think Vestal does door to the doctor oh you're talking to me sorry yes I should [ __ ] Christ looks like here all leveled up yeah and don't I have a nighttime ambush prevent you do you do and Jake does as well so we're good nighttime ambush in case maybe is it but we'll probably use Cravens to be honest because we get surprised and then everybody's move set is fully upgraded whew okay so we're actually going to have to use these talisman of the flame so everybody gets them except one person we absolutely have to bring them because there's gonna be three bosses that we fight in this Jesus in this dungeon and they have a move called revelation that does insane damage and stress but if you have the talisman of the flame it gets reduced to zero and it does nothing and this is why we had to bring a bodyguard unit because one person's not gonna have it but the body guarded by someone with the talisman then revelation will do nothing got it okay yeah so I'm just gonna go ahead and give Kraven that because he's gonna have to use it that who would like the other two I think Jake should get one [Music] like in case bodyguards not on when they use it right considering I will be marking myself at every fight would it be okay if I took the last one oh [ __ ] you soon oh that's what he's saying no no no yeah MJ laughs hey thanks for subscribing no I'm saying since I'm marking myself I'll be more likely to get hit with I mean it doesn't matter if Kraven bodyguards every turn or most turns against the bosses but just I mean some of you want it you can have it no it's saying I Will Survive I nevertheless he persisted well that's it let's leave let's see what other trinkets we want I guess and then we can whoever takes one trinket can just take the other one I'm closing Twitter cuz that [ __ ] conversation I told you guys about it's distracting oh yeah we can talk about on the air if you want if you're comfortable oh yeah once we get to the dungeon believe okay okay or maybe an easy dungeon yes Jake pick your trinket charm it's in the greens it's up yeah it's down down yeah oh we actually you would probably want the vestal scroll the orange one that would make sense yeah it lowers your stress - which you're definitely going to need there we go Kraven what's the collar do the color plus 15% damage holy [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah I get healing down though yeah I like healing time actually yeah and you'll be bodyguarding so you might not want there I was thinking this guy unless there's another is like a good protection thing I can get I'm Jay lafay thanks for the bits Angela Fay I'm Shiela Fay mmm well when you bodyguard you raise your dodge by like 30 I think okay so hmm you could stack that with ancestors coat but it might be kind of redundant you might want to go for like protection instead yeah basically there's like a soft cap and dodge but it would probably get diminishing returns after a certain point yeah basically you're gonna be taking some bits so anything that makes you tank here would be good I think okay I might just go the tough ring day Oh 504 thanks for me something for seven months with a tier two sub hey it's so weird to look forward to Wednesday nights for my favorite people streaming together but weird ain't a bad thing ah that's nice all right I think I'm good okay so no do you have like do you have two trinkets that you absolutely must have or would you be okay with one for the talisman instead I mean if you want to use this I was gonna use it just this one by itself just that one mm-hmm or well I mean if I'm supposed to be doing more damage yeah I think I could do with this to help me yeah I I agree yeah do it yeah then I mean if you want two trinkets I could stop mm-hmm or I could just keep going I'm not sure what I'm taking it cuz this is a really good trinket for me just not taking damage yeah whoo take it take that there isn't any I got 73 HP yeah okay well then I'll take the last talisman and then I'm let's see I think we're gonna be running into a lot of unholy I can't remember I already do extra I do bonus damage to them with smite so I don't know if taking a necromancer whose color might be putting too much emphasis on that [Music] see Wow Wow life crystal 80hp take that okay I think I think I'm just gonna go because I think there are a lot of unholy in here I'll go necromancy scholar yeah yeah every single time I try to get onto your [ __ ] stream John it's always just like did you meet his Instagram oh really sure grabbed once and I was like oh yeah I remember it's cute yeah it's pictures of Belle okay ah let's go yeah yes it's a bark let's do it okay so what's the hand the hand we've just got to use these on some altars oh I think the lure here is that weird like trying to stop the summoning of an ancient evil or something let me let me see the creatures gestation must be interrupted overwhelmed the defending force and eliminate the beacons force the thing to reveal itself prematurely cool so now we're all caught up on the lore what could we go back and read again no it's too late too late let's see I'm gonna take like 36 food and yeah 24 horses well it's it's a long dungeon yeah yeah we are going to need these I'm telling you right now cool yes I don't know if we'll need shovels [Music] should we bring them anyway shuffles say either shuffles or keys I think shuffles be more useful yeah I can't think of anything that will need skeleton keys for this isn't exactly we're not going to this dungeon for lutes there's no hmm we're not we're not gonna get Luke Chris Dixon yeah then yeah shovels I think would be good yeah I just can't remember if we need it or not does anyone mind looking up if we need shovels for darkest dungeon location I'm sorry I know I'm like holding things up right now I mean because if we don't we don't have plenty of money I mean I don't think that there's much harm in bringing a couple shovels just in case no like it's not that it's like if we don't need shovels I'd rather bring like holy water well technically need shovels anywhere but the only dungeon they're useless in it's the darkest dungeon cool so keys are useless in the darkest dungeon cool okay good good we didn't bring it um I would like to bring laudanum for yes cuz stress is going to be a problem sure that probably yeah yeah or it could be I can't remember I assume that we can get horror okay are you guys ready let's go let's go please pray for us oh we're all gonna die we'll be okay okay okay at least one of us is gonna die I think we can come through well if we have to leave if we have to retreat one of us will die yeah yeah me so yeah none of us are gonna [ __ ] die yeah I think we're all gonna live yeah even though nobody in chat said that this time [ __ ] jack that is Jake so I know I said that there are three bosses but they're actually like mini bosses but they're still hard okay Jake let's go right first let's camp what am I saying oh hey freakin gut okay so remember these tentacle dudes are [ __ ] awful much more fun well I'm sorry body guarded awesome that guy he doesn't matter at all though like he just heals like Oh 27 actually get [ __ ] 27 Ryan's are heaven okay whatever alright yeah whatever I don't give a [ __ ] should I be bodyguarding already or can I go and attack uh you you only really need to body guard against the mini-boss yeah I wouldn't imagine yeah you'd need to do right now there you go yeah days the mind how about [ __ ] off the mind [ __ ] outta here got him good common tree I'm killing it so thanks so no oh my god I can't believe it off his chest right so for those of you who didn't see Jay earlier I linked to link it one more time somebody who recently quoted my tweet for advice about streaming and they said that this sounds like kale but this sounds like what did they say a horrible time that would suck my will to live but y'all do y'all that's fair 100% that comment like if you couldn't handle streaming three times a week for three hours and it's not your cup of tea right my advice is mostly for well if my advice was for people who want to try and grow their stream as like a business thing because people would just do it for fun aren't asking me how do i stream because they're just doing it for fun right yeah yeah right somebody responds to that person saying I kind of imagine any adult with three free hours on three different days every week I can't imagine that only man children would have that kind of phrase how could you possibly have nine free hours in a week yeah insane in seven days how could you have that many hours of free time I know right it's mad Monday Thursday and Sunday for three hours you kidding me like that's not even remotely like that I'm sorry I just don't see how how could that could be a massive issue like if you don't want to do it or it sounds stressful that's fine but it's mathematically definitely possible mm-hmm it's impossible like if you're working like a long work week like it's still totally possible yeah and also if you do have that time you're not an adult yeah exactly yeah yeah even though adults spend almost all their time Benjen binging I think TV shows as you pointed out so no to get the credit they're [ __ ] watching stranger things season two one night for twelve hours but they just don't have the time I just don't have the time to stream and hey maybe that's the reason why not everyone [ __ ] does streaming mm-hmm it's fine if you don't have that time the streaming is not your career that's fine yeah then the guy the original guy responds I can imagine people over the age of 18 but certainly not adults unless they actually work in the games press and it's their job I thought adults were over the age of 18 so basically I've had these people come in and imply that if you decided to work on streaming as a full-time or just as a career you want to take it a bit more seriously than just doing it for fun you basically have to be a giggly man baby to be able to mad someone's [ __ ] rad so I said some hey she want a stream for fun you can do what you like this is just the truth of twitch as a business I manage trait and this is my own personal experience I was in the last year of my degree I just come back from Japan where I started doing this whole [ __ ] [ __ ] I didn't really stream that much was in Japan and I was writing a dissertation and doing [ __ ] business interviews in Japanese and I was doing YouTube and I still managed three times a week or three hours of twitch doing I still managed it mm-hmm so I said some you know maybe as a student it was a bit easier for me than as a working adult right but whatever there are plenty of people out there who do full-time as adults and they decided that they want to try and get into streaming and they make it because they [ __ ] stick in there and they have dedication and they don't just disappear for two months at a time they actually decide that they want it enough and they make the time because if you want something in life you probably will be able to make the time unless you have like three kids and are incredibly busy right which these [ __ ] chunder heads aren't because they're both raters hot and cool I met all the [ __ ] freelance writers I made these guys [ __ ] blog posts have tons of time and become a streamer if they wanted to but no no any adult wouldn't know you know what he could be doing instead of harassing people on Twitter you could be streaming shoo there's his three hours right there just stop being a [ __ ] on Twitter and stream do something creative I'm like I don't know beneficial stop being a [ __ ] douche so even at this point I didn't really have like a full-on issue so no you're bleeding is just sorry Dana rockin bleeding the truth yeah at this point I was like maybe they're just being a little bit prescriptive about how people's lives are cuz like this guy the one that was like I can't imagine any adult having that time he's supposed to be what are these people that's like all about other people's rates and like thinking from other people's viewpoints and stuff but talk about being prescriptive that any adult wouldn't have free time and if you have free time you're not an adult like what a [ __ ] dick thing to say horseshit like that's not right that's just complete horseshit well absolute question I think no you the only way you can have that position is if if you're if you don't consider the things that like you you use your free time for technically free time like it like as if you have this mindset like oh well I have to binge this because that's just a part of my life that's what I do they're not thinking about that as free time they're just thinking of that as just a logical part of any person's any adult's life and so like they can't imagine trying to cram all this other stuff in mm-hmm it's if anything like that just shows how childish they are that they can't comprehend the idea that somebody would want to do something you know outside of their primary job you know that that might be going towards on other Korea or another job or something like that like at the end of the day if you're not if you don't have a primary occupation like twitches and your primary occupation or something like that I mean at that point if you're still working towards it it's effectively just like you know going to school or anything like that or or you know an internship it's it's you're putting hours into something because you're hoping it eventually pays off it's really it's an investment it's not alright understand it's like any its entrepreneurship is what it is it's being an entrepreneur you have to use your extracurricular activity hours to you have to sacrifice them on a potential business that's all streaming is that's what we did at some point okay here are the mini-bosses Jesus yeah so we're gonna have to probably concentrate in a second a little bit another thing I mean well if you say something like I can't imagine any adult having nine hours of free time during the week it's like you're not thinking about it in terms of a non like from an entrepreneurship perspective cuz like nine free hours in a week that's nothing that's that's like bare minimum amount of time to work on a business you know yeah um should be fair boats or just interject real quick somebody brought something up in chat and this is good don't like harass the people oh yeah I mean feel free to light my tweet though yeah just just avalanche of like sanso knows tweet that's just a call to arms I don't want I don't want any dogpiling or anything don't Doc's this guy yeah oh good thank you bodyguard him I know baby I got it revelation was rough okay I mean what they say it wasn't like that offensive to me but it was a bit like just aggravating yeah there's a lot of like like condescending attitude in it yes which I personally find to be the most condescending thing yeah I defend myself thank you oh no and I was gonna get here extracting everybody oh wait yeah oh sorry it was soon oh sorry yes I I wouldn't pay attention sorry it's fine yeah what's called straighten this and then I'll see my piece of it yeah cuz this could be rough like these dudes could destroy us if we're not careful I don't want us all to die and and be like I don't know thing all right so John your body guarded for another I should still probably heal you though right um probably teetering there yeah okay how does it do anything though you got the talisman oh yeah that's right okay cool protects against that okay so I'll just keep the attack up I don't want to buff my attack cuz I would become more squishy mm-hmm ah yeah that's a bit annoying yeah all right now all all right thankfully like they each get two actions per turn which is a little intimidating but thankfully they're stupid like one of those actions is revelations so yeah talisman bodyguard oh it's not optional they just do it automatically well usually they do I think like sometimes they might skip it I'm not sure and how many rounds does bodyguard last one round you can hover it yeah so you have to do it every every round II how Bad's that blight bad I think all right so you all should use yeah ten damage per round for three rounds oh and this is why we brought all those anti-venom and bandages thankfully like what like every time you bodyguard the dodge stacks yeah so it'll get to the point where it won't like we never touch me ever let's use a torch cool we can kill one of them well that'll help a lot I'm gonna do it move one okay me okay my blinds not too bad and it's gone anyway so it's fine all right I'll kill you Thanks so I started us off with the the two of them the other two fights are just one of them I think but this is the important one to get out of the way god damn it oh no that's fine jumping I'm totally fine bonk I think maybe a party heal might give the most yeah I was I was thinking about that like that's up to 16 net oh my god that was great 24 HP told we liked that we were fans of that yeah that was good that's my dodge now what 75 dodge so total total that's like a hundred I think yeah um which you can still get hit at a hundred dark myself here yeah I think yeah sure if you can get any focus off of John that'd be good yeah like I would have worked myself but I'm getting like pummeled so I don't know if I'm gonna get pummeled for sure yeah you got let's see a 713 dodge that's pretty good and they're gonna be concentrating on you guys so the music it's very like oh oh my god didn't do anything yeah that I I don't mind that one once we take one of them out nope I'm on death's door okay or expire thanks my red wines on why should I get bodyguard for you that's okay like once we get rid of this first guy it'll be a little bit you know be a lot easier to yeah yeah there we go okay everything so no can probably finish him off oh no oh good you dodged that that's a broken bodyguard there we go me and my puppy were just too fast yeah okay things should be better now I should still keep barley guarding oh yes yeah you should be bodyguarding like every round I know it's lame but I don't know goes through it I love dodging like this so yeah I like it ultimate don't touch me don't touch me a long time yeah Jake I think if you party he'll every turn we'll get wall get like at least 75% health yeah just by the end of this get this out the way my I was just focusing only on you because he just kept getting [ __ ] every single right yeah yeah but now we're getting to fewer hits per turn so yeah we can take our time a little bit more Craven how are your eyes feeling uh just the left eye it's fine like I'm just really light sensitive so everything for the best to keep it on I was looking at the skate window there and it was on you Craven and then the minute you lifted your glasses up it changed to Jake and Jake was just doing like like default poses like you're like so as you can see you my eye over here and I just see Jake like yeah everything around the game is based like pure white especially with the lights on right now but the procedure was faster than painless like like 30 seconds total cool zap zip feel like I should just cuz the rest of us are pretty doing pretty I mean I won't complain yeah just kind of catch you up yeah and like I said there are two of them here but I think the other two fights are just one of them which will help inspiration and improvement hey my favorites just here's a little bit of breaking the fourth wall those are you that are watching this on YouTube right now can you let us know that you're alive because last time we went to the darkest dungeon there were like five comments one of them was like cool and nobody mentioned the fact that we were in the darkest dungeon so yeah [ __ ] appreciation yeah don't ask for much goddammit okay the Iron Crown has been lit the creature squirms okay cool yeah awesome I mean we can camp if you want but we don't have to I think yeah yeah so I I do kind of know the shortest possible route I'd rather not lose anybody yeah the hardest part then I think we're good this is honestly like like top three hardest dungeons in the game this one the top three hardest darkest don't you don't you what number three is the counter god [ __ ] WatchMojo over here here's some footage of the countess that we took from someone else that me woah credit them properly uh who freebooting there we go alright now we're gonna run into some trouble I hate these cloaked guys I hate these guys the cultists priests trouble trouble trouble trouble Oh Oh trouble trouble okay so I'll sing Taylor Swift at us I'm just singing some t-swift some t-swizzle some t-swizzle that's right Mathias gamer panda thanks for receiving for six months half a year all ready I'll try to stress to you some sin oh because oh you can yeah if I use the move that gives me protection it also it gets for the 13 stress really enough oh that's quite a good ability isn't it yeah okay well I'll use one just to well you got one then yeah you want more you have to do it yourself that was pointless yeah I know that's stupid [ __ ] super [ __ ] idiot [ __ ] 29 damage from the dog there oh you've got your treats by the way Craven oh yeah well you'll probably have to use them outside the boss battles yeah it's gonna say what the treats do they actually pay everything they give you like a big damage buff okay oh my god I put down my stress by 13 and he's like why crit you so you never have maintain extra great oh good um you know just like we don't want you to hit a hundred yeah cuz then everything kind of falls like dominoes from there the finger give me a break oh my god ah Jimmy spreading all over the place what are those bleeds that six six and five roads yeah that's what yours is been at and you just been dealing with it oh I'm gonna take one all right take care of this a little bit Thanks [ __ ] okay I need a bandage well we have one this is what we brought him for uh we're not gonna wrap the dog up like a money mm-hmm yeah we should do that just for entertainment next time we camp Papa John's I did beat the game so low but it was off camera it's a beam Cal I was gonna say I have like 15 million Pro it now so yeah not gonna get hit at all he does any more damage than feeble scratch I'm calling [ __ ] in this game I'm gonna smack em we need this fight to be over yes you guys think about a camp soon just for stress be good yeah yeah we have to fire wood right yeah yeah and we've got tons of food like a lot let's do it yeah let's do it yeah yeah yeah why not hmm no one can stop us we'll feast guys stop no making drama drama oh so nighttime ambush first and foremost I would think yeah let's see so I kind of think we should use Jake's because I do have a mortality debuff and it would give me minus 25 stress and 50% he'll do it hey Gong that's cool okay said I want to pet my dog Wow see itself only therapy dog does all companions I think that [ __ ] yourself there we go and it gives us a minus 10% stress box epidemics for battles let's see you can let the mask down to relieve some stress your Mikey gross face is stinky we should do that though that's a net net positive yeah okay oh we should have done him first then do the party wide debuff I guess doesn't matter whatever yeah I don't think anybody went 2-0 so we're fine okay there we go oh your face the draught of air upon my face how intoxicating disgusting okay that sounds horrible let's see wait what oh you could distress other people by hurting yourself yeah I see um you and I are religious John right you we are we are actually best oh yeah I don't I don't think dick Nagar is now so you'll just get minus 5 stress and - but this would be really amazing really I mainly want chant just for the stress debuff for for battles that sounds great that is good stress is our main enemy at this point I would say and yeah I think this is good ok one companion do we have anybody party web the only person I I did have zealous speech but we kind of ran out of points which self speech is really expensive anyway yeah yeah and I do have the mortality debuff still which is plus 10% stress yeah all thank you thanks guys divine light purist grace alright so sub Jake I'm sorry Virtue's signaling no seriously gods virtue signaling oh I'm a vessel I'm a holy pious woman of God yeah yeah yeah whatever let me cares shut up shut up yeah get out of our face okay more tentacle dudes can't wait okay your dogs looking rather thin these days are you having your dog Craven mm-hmm I'm just reading it I think I have to use it in battle I'll feed the next round you do have to use it in battle yeah oh definitely is it here yeah [ __ ] these guys oh my god give us a [ __ ] rest if I can would you want me to stun the back guy for the first round just so he can't Bodyguard anybody why not okay we need to destroy these guys destroy them there is so much damage and stress ball the flash now I let hero how about that bleed oh my god come on just look for damage for two rounds so not not terrible but you are low health so you might want to use a bandage probably yeah we've got like a million of them for this exact purpose I'll let Jake kill me and just concentrating damage probably or do you think I should do one solemnity heal yourself I think damn I was thinking of stunning the bad guy so I so you guys can take out these two no I can't leper got leveled up so quickly cuz it's a pretty like solid class so we use that a lot and if we just stopped using it because of those dicks yeah well never mind on that idea I'll just heal so no more I guess oh there's a lot of me to heal I'm gonna mark myself and get some protection going i get like 40 prot for doing that so she's gonna try to kill this guy I think attack the mark cuz it'll hit him anyway but I think it'll do more damage that way I know blenheim oh it's bleeding oh no he's gonna bite himself idiot what usually he damages himself when he does that yeah I'm calling zombie bullshitting that he's gonna die enemy of natural causes yeah you're kind of you're kind of puppy yeah pumping but I have this thing on so pop it off pop it off damn right I am let me rethink you the coal everybody get ready let's see hi-hi evidently we're in the darkest dungeon yeah I guess I can't just say words more than two syllables number L so I'm just a pretentious dick it's all out of love Jake is it oh yeah that's nice okay are you something you want to use a bandage though yeah [Music] Wow hangin I did a million damage all right I don't know why parsec does this sometimes like you try move it and it goes back to where it was I think it was their idea shook it all around there we go yeah it's something something happened in there I don't know okay so that's basically the bleep damage that we just healed up there yeah I'm sorry I did quite a lot so I wasn't that bad scary paper yeah fails oh come on angry dog oh don't touch us 14:14 oak oh my god he stacked it I guess yeah whew kind of add to that shut up shut up you got it okay okay cool we're doing great guys actually we're in a very good position right now stress is low we've already done one of the mini bosses when's the next one right here okay cool so glad you asked craving it's right here hi yeah there's only one of them what's wrong yes I think so these have flung nuts that thing look nutsack things good luck with the darkest dungeon guys you got this thanks jazzy yeah these polyps they've only got like 25 HP venomous phlegm gross stage name y'all a venomous phlegm MJ laughing thanks again for the tip another tip super stoked finally mate to extreme this is my favorite series from you all oh thank you we all revelation no breathing let's go back to talking about that guy I'm not done with him [ __ ] up on my pressure to kill John oops oh it's okay I'm fine missplay banished what that stunned me okay does it stunned me that's good okay well this isn't so bad I'll just move shit-talking right so we go up to the point where they say at their [ __ ] and I responded and I thought I was being quite reasonable by saying admittedly even though I did all of the YouTube and twitch stuff on top of doing the end part of my degree I was a student right that wasn't a full-time working adult but I did say that I find that even people who work full-time if they're realistic about the work involved and they're dedicated they find a way to make it work yeah I don't think that's a terrible response yeah yes and then this guy responds inverted commas full-time streaming is not a long-term sustainable gig what [ __ ] crystal ball are we looking into were they getting this information from the future we're like yeah oh the apocalypse is happening a year from now so it's not sustainable like what are they talking about were they basing that on all so I brought this up before we started streaming but like what the [ __ ] full-time job is definitively long-term and sustainable like yeah like how often do people get laid off or something along those lines from their sustainable full-time job it happens all the [ __ ] time I this is one of the few jobs where that generally you know where that really isn't the case unless you [ __ ] up big time on Twitch or something like that you're gonna at least have the job and it's up to you how much you make depending on how hard you work and all that stuff so that's a horseshit observation made by a very dumb person I'm sorry Sam but no I agree that's [ __ ] nonsensical right yeah well big words I would I would actually argue that this is more sustainable like self-employment is more sustainable than traditional employment because you're in control over what happens to assert we gotta save them lock me in the face that is really bad ah just really bad yeah I would yeah it's only like two so it wouldn't it wouldn't stop you from hitting death's door I might just mark myself then just to avoid any potential yeah it's not banishing us I banish thee anyway I would say it's it's more sustainable to be your own boss because then yeah I mean you're not gonna fire yourself and if you do you're gonna see it coming so the original [ __ ] guy that was like I cannot imagine any adult with three free hours he's like um please don't keep adding me in this conversation I've already saved my peace oh I'm sorry [ __ ] off your you said it you're the one who said it stand by your words don't be a [ __ ] coward and backup anytime somebody provides some opposition for your opinion I hate that [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] he comes over he says that I must not be an adult if I tried to make this a career and then when I defend myself very reasonably he's like I've already said my piece yeah I hate I hate this [ __ ] also by the way Nora self brought up something is that bullying god ER like I mean the amount of [ __ ] that hey oh my god yeah it's insane like I mean so don't give me this [ __ ] like oh I can't find three I know no adult could find three hours their [ __ ] parents they have full-time jobs i Lissy was going to school I don't know if she still is and they do YouTube and then they stream right off of that garbage yeah three extra hours like that's what you're prioritizing other things the true free lunch right here's the thing is just not sustainable you just can't do it there's so I say back to the guy who said full-time streaming is not a long-term sustainable gig I'm like I guess that's why you decided to become a rare back to me and that ain't a full-time gig either so it's like you don't even have a full-time job and you're telling me that the way I live my life that's a cell phone right there that's a cell phone you're like part-time writer and I've seen his writing he's a blog poster right yeah yeah right telling me that my career choice is a bad idea and is it sustainable you didn't have a [ __ ] career it's just projecting he's just dissatisfied with his own career choice and he's taking it out on someone who he thinks has a preferable one and anytime there's like a new new medium that's coming up where people start making money on it then people from like old media and these are jumping on it like like people can ever make the make a living on the radio oh God we're so [ __ ] like archaic and just oh yeah dude Jake and I have talked about this several times like anybody can become a radio DJ now it's it's like a wasteland out there I I've turned on the radio several times and the like the level of stuttering and like repeating themselves and just like general unprofessionalism in their live content for some of these radio DJs it's bad it's like it's like bad twitch streamers bad youtuber level yeah yeah this is this is like the [ __ ] that I was studying you know - at school at one point until I realized how [ __ ] know like how completely dumb it is for somebody my age to try to go into radio now so yeah I really quick I transition from that but I was studying that for a bit and like just seeing how like how gradually radio has turned into what it is it's just regressed so much it's it's really a sad sight oh yeah whenever your radio cool hole [ __ ] on like you know the new age and new trends that are that are happening it'd be [ __ ] dinosaur like there's a there's a morning show they listen to here in Austin and like whenever they mentioned any kind of like YouTube or streaming anything like that like they all had collectively grown and like they're it's like they're old like they're like maybe a few years older than me uh it's one of her a real hundred thousand subscribers I emailed them I was like hey guys I live here in town you know this is what why am I trying to bar to guard you like this is you know what I do for a living you guys ever have any questions about it well know the actual feasibility of what I do let me know then like the next day they like kind of talk [ __ ] about me on the radio hmm Wow like they're just like oh do you see oh that email we got last night yeah we have a YouTube listener and like kind of like downplayed me right all right that's not surprising in the slightest like the fact that you just died that just sounds like 100 percent something those tight those light guys would do just cuz once again that's all they have they're grasping at straws because they know their core demographic is mostly just older people those are the ones that are habitually listening to the radio and though that demographic loves [ __ ] on new things so they they just feed into that crap [ __ ] like I just got a big buff I think the thing that really annoys me though about these two guys is that they're both freelance writers all the people who could easily identify with what it's like right yes be in this position yeah if they had chosen not to be a dick about it and be condescending as [ __ ] and prescriptive as hell and talk a lot of [ __ ] even though their [ __ ] blog posters with a attitude then they could have easily been like hey I know what it's like to have to sort of pay the rent through your own endeavors and not have like a paycheck that comes in every month you know it's like why just save Raven we need to save Raven back from the edge combat our bird yeah what's the bleed at Jackson is need bandage that yeah ASAP yeah and bandaged bandage sorry I can't see okay everything once feed the dog bandage the dog the holy water the dog that had nothing well I'm marked so maybe they'll prefer to hit me and Jake in healing now so there we go okay man where's the big crits I know right maybe they're coming oh yeah dinner done I mean that's a good meal it's a good movie yeah just to like mark myself I thought yeah yeah and you get protection from that so I'm just too angry talking about people on Twitter it's like I'm gonna hurt myself they did group white it like self harm damage I think we just need to kill them that middle ones low yeah yeah yeah and and it is it is discouraging because like a lot of the a lot of the critics are in like of like oh yeah your quote job there are a lot of times they're in a similar position where they are also self-employed yeah and I'm sure they've had people in their lives they look down on them right the same graduated they're probably like oh this boomer mentality of having an angel 5 job is so outdated and then somebody does something that is it man it's just like yeah your your job yeah yeah necessary okay like I get why radio people do it because like a lot of well yeah but like a lot of their you know viewer or listener base I suppose what can so I understand why they do it it's still stupid and shitty but I get it but the people who like that aren't that's that aren't gaining anything from it and they're just being douchebags like I just don't understand I don't I used to be that way when I was like [ __ ] 15 like when you'd want when you just tear down anything it's popular right just because but like as once you know as you were saying like as a grown adult how like why what purpose does it serve I know it's just pathetic right yeah and it's like the games journalism industry did the same thing yeah they did YouTube is getting started up I start [ __ ] all over it and blah blah blah I try to constantly attack them for like advertising products and not being upfront about it which was a legit criticism jmo like constant like attacking because they didn't like it and also like they're looking for things oh yeah they were looking they were looking people mourning about it saying people don't want reasoned criticism though it is all they want is this YouTube entertainment and with time they realize that their [ __ ] moaning about it didn't get them anywhere and no lots of damage of video essays on YouTube yeah they could get there they've realized that you can actually get intelligent criticism as a video SE once they realize that it was a little something to get just more it's alright integrate into what is currently popular we do not camp just let's camp here funk because we're pretty close to the end like maybe you want to count one two three four it was like five more rooms yeah I think stress right now is just kind of bad so I think yeah it's pretty terrible absolutely last time the had like a really good bonus that we didn't use yes but we should absolutely use sanctuary cuz three of us have death store oh yeah yeah look at that okay so zealous speech is minus fifteen stress for the entire party and minus 50% stress for the next four battles but it will use five respite points what would we have left after that like what can we do mortality debuffs with John do therapy yeah oh no I can't do both I can't do both therapy dog all companions it's like therapy dog is basically gsella speech - five and four to fewer respite points with the stress - deck it would it would we could what we could do is therapy dog Zella speech that would give us the most like overall negative stress I think okay and nobody's rego I guess like I refuse dog yeah refuse dog yeah like - 25% stress so yeah it did stack nice cool one thing I like about the game is the buff stack it's really fun when you just stack up off and you're like yeah I know right I'm so clever I use the same ability over and over I hate to burst the bubble southern aesthetic but youtube is never gonna [ __ ] itself there's nothing in it I know that like a lot of people are like yeah when the downfall of YouTube when YouTube is no more YouTube is like at the forefront of new media it's never gonna [ __ ] itself it's it's around for the right like our lifetime I believe as long as like too much money in it a site like it is around it's gonna be yeah yeah it's got Google at the front of it I mean yeah I know that like twitch as Amazon behind it and Amazon's like the biggest company in the [ __ ] planet right now but twitch which is great which is really big but YouTube's not going anywhere yeah at the moment things might change but even if they do and if twitch like reaches like its peak popularity it just by definition by definition it's not going to be as popular as as YouTube because it's more specific I really find these big websites topple is this something comes along that it's like like a different way of doing something that accomplishes like a similar idea like if they made a website where you didn't have to render and upload videos you could just like click a button and like the footage is there or like something like Facebook which is like my space but it facilitates communication a lot easier you know like the it's like a technological change that becomes more convenient like people using discord instead of Skype because it works there and it's easier allows for text chat as well as voice chat among like big communities as opposed to like you know in a sense they all escape is like that's what tends to replace programs and websites out there and and totally come up with a way of getting videos online it's easier than the current doing so I can not see YouTube going anywhere yeah like it might not exist in its current form or like do what it's currently doing mm-hmm like YouTube's gonna be around for the other thing is YouTube YouTube has an effective monopoly so as long as they're in case they're not going anywhere like nowhere has even come close to touching YouTube in terms of you know how how massive it is and what it can sustain in terms of how many videos are uploaded consistently yeah the only the only platform that I think could compete with them would be Facebook I I think Facebook is gonna be making some major moves yeah like right now there are people streaming on Facebook and the general reaction is like streaming on Facebook who streams on Facebook but I've had like there's so much money in Facebook it's gonna be a thing soon it is I think I think Facebook is like viably the only platform right now that could even try to humor the idea of competing with YouTube right now yeah as far as online video goes like Facebook already gets tons of views but that's honestly that's because the way they count views is kind of sketchy on Facebook like if you scroll past a video in your newsfeed that's a view it's not like on YouTube we have to click on it it's not active so like a lot of youtubers like oh well my videos got like 15 million views on Facebook and it's like yeah they get like 15 million drive-by views yeah like those aren't like actually engaged views of you were that's that's like it happens dance kind of you and like about how much prefer a few Gombu Mercia pretty much like the contents already there on Facebook it's just it's it's a horrible UI in everything for navigating like through videos let's do we get ancestors lantern not the best but we'll take it no sucks hey a lot of money that money yeah I was hoping we would get ancestors musket ball that would have been great it's like the pen but for ranged that's cool yeah oh well all right what but speaking of like competitors to YouTube exactly he was called but there was some service that for like a year bid me bid me me that's right they tried as hard I'm sorry but happen that was never gonna be anything sure understand like tented and like I mean they quit after a year yeah you know they tried to compete and that they were just not it didn't even come close before they know I'm a maid I made a single little penny oh yeah I mean most the the red flags were there right like most of the videos on vid me were about YouTube yeah just complaining about you yeah it was just like Oh YouTube censorship on vid means yeah and I or like it was obvious it was just like a youtube reupload yes yeah I was like trying to get big on a different work it that's what I'll try to do yeah we're like just have a back-up plan yeah there is one as well a lot of people overlook that limits both discord and twitch it's helped them grow I think but it's also become a limiter no no they're really big and that's the fact that they're both very much for gamers yeah like gamer branding and res Facebook and YouTube doesn't so everybody uses it right yeah so I meant earlier when I said that twitch is like more specific I mean there are like they do allow for IRL streams and stuff like that oh yeah it's got the branding of they're breaking out of vapours yeah yeah like there's cooking shows there's painting shows there's quote IRL streams yeah I host something cam girl shows but so like they're building out of gamers but sorry speaking of cam girls did you guys see the group of like self-appointed like titty streamers like police that are going around and like if they think that like you're like a titty streamer they'll like flood your chat and be like just harass you and like report you and I was hoping you man the opposite it's like people who go on to streamers and anybody that harasses them they like protect the tape I knew immediately when Craven said that like no this is not an altruistic thing no it's it's it's what the white dates to be a thing that active woman on on twitch they're gonna be like oh [ __ ] you and then I'm tired [ __ ] tired of all these red pill betas right [ __ ] grow up like I'm sorry but just be a [ __ ] adult dude yeah fine pretty tough for some of them when they're living like I think a child you think these women are stealing your reviews first of all the viewers that are looking for boobie streamers probably aren't looking for you out there I don't like aren t they aren't I don't want this [ __ ] viewers no thanks yeah I'd second of all just be more [ __ ] interesting then yeah exactly stop it once again adapt you know we were talking about like people adapting to something new that's like interested but at the same token if you don't like your competition be better than them give you very [ __ ] simple you infant can you imagine like a youtuber going on pornhub and being like oh this slide has a million views I can't believe I get a million views for my file fancy-free let's play if I could take a dick like that I'd have a million views yeah maybe because she's actually working and you're definitely not like what's this whole thing about do we live in like this draconian society where we can't like where nobody can ever even show any amount of sexuality without being criticized for it yeah yes Christ yeah we're back in the 1700s and everybody's gotta have their knees covered yeah I saw an ankle one time and I was scandalized oh my god oh we should definitely kill these flesh hounds there we're gonna [ __ ] get over it nah no damn okay don't forget to buddy guard so no I know sorry fetching here they could be fish you can stun you these guys need to die Alvie dog yeah we're in the second darkest dungeon that's correct everything is going fine though you're right let's like go there we go if you need me I'll be doing that for there's the fight cool okay do you care do you mind if I use do it we've got ten of them we won't need all ten and this will last fight right yes yeah um scary paper okay got one of them I love that dodge too good an hour I really like that's a thing blurt glunk glunk says that he watches music production on Twitch I've seen a couple of streams related to that I think that's gonna call nice to see little things popping up now and twitch they aren't just exclusively gaming even though it's very much so like a gamers website for the most part I could excite whenever I see if something isn't League of Legends or popke or fortnight I never understood because I'm like yeah do it there was a time where twitch would like get on you if you weren't doing gaming exclusive content right right that was and ya never understood this idly in the past I I think it's because at like originally twitch was made because they originally had justin.tv right and then they had twitch and twitch was supposed to be like they're this these are for all the people who want to stream gaming and then Justin TV died yeah and then they were like oh well hmm I guess we got to rethink our inflaming only policy yeah yeah it did after the whole you know thing that that went down there was yeah Justin TVs done I remember streaming on justin.tv I was a long time ago yeah I saw um these two like working out well it was like a work out sort of stream thing as these two guys and it was really cool it's on the front page for a bit when one of them would do a certain exercise it had like a diagram in the corner of like the different muscle groups and it would lay up but the muscle groups that were currently being worked on by the guy that's really cool he was doing so he was like if you want to work out these muscles you do this and at all like for asking questions every time I asked a question both them would respond to it and tell you how to do it and blah blah blah and I was like this is really [ __ ] cool yeah I might check that out yeah right if I can remember it I'll find it for you yeah that's a good one I've also the weirdest dream I've ever seen is like a British chip shop there's an IRL streamer who just like sets up a camera behind the counter of a British chip shop and you can see him serving up fish and chips and stuff just like oh I did I'm sorry sorry I thought I was alright we're done that's right just getting antsy for killin ya there we go we did it guys holy [ __ ] nobody died I know actually yeah nobody that was the hardest one is that what you're saying or one of the hardest ones one it's one the hardest ones but we had a we had a really good team so yeah well also the experience of you having already done it probably yes yeah yeah I mean we didn't we didn't take any extra rooms so yeah that definitely helped stick to the mission yeah yeah we did the second darkest dungeon mission feeling kind of anxious going in there but we uh we kind of kicked its ass that's good so the next one is exhausting and we have four campaign yeah but I like if we go in with the right team we should be able to like I made it through this one only camping once I think so I think we'll be able to take on that one pretty soon it just gives a tough ring well but it gives 15000 gold eighteen crests and it progresses to the final dungeon I want like a rocket launcher so now we have eight who can no longer go in but we've got see one two three four five six seven seven more level six champions so not a lot of Keeler's and we got the cold test but that's yeah stands pretty sturdy okay we got two flagellants coming up and then we've got looking up okay and we've got bunk s as well which then you said bum kiss but you're forgetting hang a minute you've forgotten osiris-rex John oh of course oh yeah we're definitely taking [ __ ] asaurus into the darkest dungeon right let's see why you wouldn't ya know we're definitely doing it I said we're doing it yeah why would we not do it he's very good at his job Oh Craven's okay that's one for Craven mr. leaving am i right uh you guys wanna do just like just like a veteran yeah we're not really a good trinket see if we can get one easy what's this where's reven I know I'm actually completely crimson collection if we got that for the revenant cuz we got the other revenant one didn't we did we no no for the Crimson collection I'd say it's this one up there it's that one that's the revenant yeah they're both were evident yeah yeah imagine it's like those like diamond commercials the crimson collection by the resident by Jean Paul Gautier Jean Paul Jean Paul revenant and then this vessel chalice sucks I mean we could like a no oh and yeah we'll see well strain damages a lot it is right here see we already have that though so seen it before we're seeing padlock we already have that [ __ ] Marcille we already have that crash kissing she's right price His Royal Highness has returned oh hi are you streaming know that Mass Effect has done [ __ ] honestly not sure probably I don't know this Saturday P some people were asking me they do a little bit of Kingdom Come deliverance I might do that just to kinda [ __ ] Ruby star me thanks for something well sin oh no no giving him [ __ ] no oh I'm Jake I love great stories and narrative driven gameplay experiences I swear to God if you give me [ __ ] for John putting words in my mouth right now I could see that what comes those weren't words in your mouth those are like appreciate it's an actual quote for the script yeah yeah it's on the scripts you know you're going off script we had to rehearse this as him we had to rehearse this for three hours every weekend okay you say David cage thirty minutes every single week okay so who do we want to bring in to level up I looked play as Becky or Alfie okay John yeah gee do you think you'll be able to do trivia night this week um I wanted to check with Kimmie wait Jake fought me off last time that's saying it he would definitely be me like this five minutes literally right before your lazy think through something you think you should do it I'm like I'm I'm not capable of doing it right now that's fine that's fine but I got you in the trap that you do it next week yeah I said I think I'm probably available next week and you're like I'm when she little thanks for the tip God got him coach today's mantra today stuck like a [ __ ] prisoner thanks for that sorry that's what the tip message said sorry thank you I was doing a bit I know I just I only have like a limited amount of time to read it okay it goes away yeah go ahead okay yes [ __ ] you [ __ ] representing what happens I just thought that would be fun to trap you and then we could all have an a stream on Sunday that was your plan the whole time wasn't it you son of a [ __ ] because I knew you were gonna say yes five minutes before but you were too polite you're late next Sunday though yeah I should hey Jake my god I've got a coach hey Jake do you wanna join play siege after this guys why won't you listen our only crime is wanting to love you as a friend are you guys playing it tomorrow do it tomorrow this is how you get okay okay okay okay yeah just a constant guilt trip show me how great [ __ ] siege is that's good I can't even play tonight anyway cuz I have to clean the house before an inspection but I would have said that I'd be playing tonight just entrap you oh I fell for the trap again you can't play see just learning nothing John's heart I have to clean the house first if I do it quickly enough okay okay because our inspection will happen between the hours of 8 a.m. and 5 p.m. oh nice [ __ ] day nice little window they gave you yes Cheers so since you like to play so we got healing and we got smack on head I think you could take a level 5 in if you want if there's something that you want to level up to six dumper trash and then that one Jake after we have to mention actually we will do it when we're in the dungeon will do okay okay perfect perfect perfect are you mocking no no I was saying it's good Oh perfect perfect Oh perfect see one thing and every is just like let us in Jake alright well I think oh do you think do you do you have a brain ooh shake thanks everybody transparent wow did you think from a diva cage game hey Jake pick your trinkets sandiana thanks for subbing Jake from State Farm afraid not I haven't heard that before you haven't no no surprise I I would have thought that you would have heard that by now the State Farm Insurance commercials there's a man he's on the phone he's like oh I'm talking to Jake from State Farm's when they say that to you it is a reference it's a reference to their commercial okay I have not realized actual Hank Hill in chat you've been in my chair a couple of times though hanging out I only just realized your name is legitimately actual Hank Hill I just say I love your name actually Hank Hill some of the names of the class months were using our [Music] cereth it which is the one at the top on the roster right now Sports Illustrated this is the enigma right here Dilbert trash the one that sue knows playing and then the one to the left on the roster is the Lamia how recommend she's very good further down on the roster right here we got the Ronin Japanese steel kind of source Rex is the surge it you think and then you can barely see him but II drew cell but right there he's the revenant I think we've got quite a few class mods installed actually mmm even though I'm not like a mean DPS guy I mean this is a short dungeon so we'll be in and out yeah nor about hello necro fiend no no no he told John to say hello hey say no necro fiend says hello there you go hey John please tell the necro fiend I say hello not even a please or anything hey say hello to sin Oh from necro fiend dance monkey dance chimp dance for me I like I like this could you troglodyte I like food I like this world that they live in we're like I'm your assistant somehow it's the mr. sanella mr. necro Fein called and they said to say hello you have a meeting at 11:00 with rockstar games and I just like to imagine that we're all the dinner table and McAfee is like John hello please sell signal pass the salt hmm it's a [ __ ] [ __ ] don't tell them that I know what the slizz fire guys are online to watch like tell him again hang on hang on you have an incoming call from done greed do you want me to tell them you're not available who I saw it coming dumb greed there we go that's our name freakin sound like max just now done greed dang me he does that sometimes just say the name of something yeah he says things like suggestively offensive Jake no juicy jakers he does cool we all really need to bring much to be honest yeah [ __ ] it let's go [ __ ] it adjustment that's it I just it feels very empty but I guess we're gonna be looting so maybe that Lou not every Dungy could be a darkest dungeon yeah it's true this is the lightest dungeon mmm house dungeon tonight you would know if you were here Thaddeus look have you been yeah I thought you just you just complaining about things later what time is it 843 are you serious wait you come in here you don't even knock thought you missed our dog is done let's do this let's just drop everything and fill in fatty asan what was been happening for the whole hour you have not [ __ ] appreciated you don't call you don't write and then you just expect this oh let's just well hey how's it going man consider this a verbal write up don't do it again yeah this is your last warning dock your pay I'm gonna ruin the joke by saying this but we're just kidding of course you got some things people don't know yeah and like that's one thing I've learned with this gig is that you can't have the war room you have to ruin your own jokes sometimes to say that you're kidding yeah we're just joking around so was John literally yelling at that instance now it was literally he literally hates all as it's doers know figuratively metaphorically insidiously oh cool Wow we're going with that somebody tweeted me this week and said that there were a longtime viewer and they unsubbed on both my channels now followed me on Twitch and Twitter because one of my mods told them not to worry about it when they asked about why I had a typical oh I'm sure you're [ __ ] I know I mean sincerely yes yeah yeah that was the thing I thought it was kind of funny but I was also just like that's just perplexing I understand man it took that little you know what I mean like they're mad at something that happened second hand right right but I had nothing to do with an oculus on its on its own like it's don't worry about it from a person that's not you and that caused them to unsub from and and I know it was just psycho and it's just cuz he didn't want to mess with like explaining yeah you know he didn't want to mess with a polite response to it also was wasn't it like a brief description under your goal thing like didn't see like taxman or something it said tax prep fund is what it said yes what the [ __ ] and why it just what do you think the goal is for and like just to clarify the reason I have those goals is so you know what donations are going towards right and also because we were more likely to tip if there's a goal but you know it's not so it's so like you're not supposed to see that part John okay whatever I mean it's not so like you know if you're if you tip and you're like where's the money go what's he gonna spend it on cooking hope kokin cookers you know cooking hose and cooking cooking horrors it's supposed to show like this is what it's going towards but I guess that that point is lost on some people also the end subscribe in YouTube the mods aren't even a part of YouTube I know no and well I guess it just it was just an entire mysterion's thing setting they had yeah they had to just have nothing to do with me anymore it's just it crap but and here's the thing too it's just like if it took that little it would have happened eventually anyway it's like I say this to you recently joined I said it on my blood borne stream recently like there are certain signs subsides that people are more likely to jump ship the minute you'd see something of lying according to them yeah like that as well like anybody that says I like you because you're a political opinion yes that's usually a big warning sign for me it's like the minute you say something they don't agree with they're going to be the first to be like I'm so disappointed in you and then leave I can't believe I'm sorry mom yeah cuz then they set they set expectations for you independent of what you've set for yourself basically like they took my own expectations on you a lot of times yeah and then I will find people who say that they find me really attractive and they keep talking about how they want to be my boyfriend give up at two weeks gone oh yeah I've I've had those people too and they are the quickest to leave yeah you're just they're there they're seasonal infatuation that's all that is yeah once they don't get there like little you know a bit of attention like you said you know and I'll use a specific example for this whenever I get a comment like I like you because you use neutral pronouns or something like that I'm always just like you are gonna you are gonna unsub so fast like the minute I say anything that isn't like a hundred percent sensitive to every single person on earth you're gone so like I'm sorry I can't celebrate waste for like a female character and like yeah you know in whatever the Sally face or whatever yeah yeah my Sally face video I'm sure caused them to leave immediately I mean that's not to see if part of the reason why you like a streamer is the you do changes quite later politics it's up right adhi legitimized reason but usually if the reason if the person tells you that is like the primary reason that you yeah it's a big morning sign because they're basically following you for anything that isn't your content that you make yeah it's a you're you're gonna be gone soon I imagine sin oh you and Craven get that a lot just because you guys are gay yeah we get them thirsty boys a lot oh you know how much it annoys me when people are like like I came here from Craven stream because you're also gay and [ __ ] like that it's like wow way to reduce me to symbolic one facet of your personality yeah yeah a symbolic reason to like me as opposed to as a human being you've just decided that you like the box that I've been placed in by society rather than anything to do with me as a human being Thanks this feels just like it just sounds really dehumanizing yeah even though that's from people that are trying to be supportive that's the worst part mm-hmm it's not like I you know as people are like I'm trash show solidarity and stuff like that you know like [ __ ] are you supposed to win if those are the good guys like goddamn right yeah it's also kind of like like a you know they can play count on us to like not you know make homophobic jokes and like we're playing to be more you know her more right like minded of certain things like we're not gonna be problematic quote-unquote but same times kind of like so if I wasn't gay you wouldn't be here right now like yeah the answer is yes I don't want people to be interested in me because it supports their political viewpoint to follow like a gay they feel like they're doing justice by doing it I want you to just like me because I'm a [ __ ] weird little guy that says like dingus is in trouble today and all that weird shape you know like me for me how dare you try the cave dwellers darrell bock a jewelers to know for my slave aspire knowledge not exactly par Malena thank you for the tip they wanted to say I hope your eyes doing well Craven and Zelan ditched gifted a sub to sorry who is that Cassie Bond thank you for giving us up I love to see it gifts gifted subs we have to think in this in this dungeon look at these stacking emeralds looks I know I want to make money but not that way just yeah hey that's 3000 gold that's nothing to sneeze at okay don't sneeze that don't yeah I'd sneeze at it I'd spend it after that I just covered in snot but yeah I feel like that would kind of reduce the value so like there's multiple reasons not to sneeze at emeralds paid by the Emerald people yeah Jake never kind of under contract to mine for emeralds while we're down here so that's a big yeah why don't you move at a Texas you're like well you see I can't really there's reasons yeah yes the same Asst Texas emerald mines that we have that was a good fit no it's over what do we do I just love another great point yeah there's another reason why they're wrong and I'm right your guy's been like the next week arguing with them in the shower I've done me too me too yeah every time like every time like I argue someone in the shower I've got such great points and they just they're they're blown away by them there was a clone he's too powerful it's like it's like those you know Dragonball Z and may types his power level it's off the charts see enough yeah anything the same response you already have a response yeah damn [ __ ] I've got one right away yeah cuz I'm I'm coming up with their arguments just like yeah well and I make them sound stupid sponsible Oh sapphire hmm Oh big sapphire coming in where it is well we got take it for appearance's Jake but we know the deal personally the only much more behind a big Ruby oh my god we need to heal up and we're dancing of an issue right now yeah I'm hurting I mailed to duty so fine about it evidently I'm injured I really honestly I'm so glad this stuff is still going strong six months guys maybe we could get to a year what are you talking about Jake were talk is dungeon and the final boss number free yeah hey we're getting pretty close we could like we could we could do it it just depends on if you guys want to defeat the countess I'd like to try you fighting it cuz you said it's such a hard fight it's a really hard fight like I had to look up a team to use and it was just like this is like the only team that works it's like two men at arms like in the back just constantly using bolster every single turn that's all they do just so fun yeah like have a chance I'd like to continue doing not like darkest dungeon but like move on to another game I like this co-op stream yeah we'd have to think about what game at the time of course but if if we could get it down and I brought this up before but we could we could test it and see if it works but if we could get like precise timings to work there's all sorts of awesome games we could do like Legend of Dragoon would be a great one because or there's four people in the party and like what makes it really nice is that there is a certain level of interactiveness cuz there's these combos you have to hit but it does require precise timings we could try it though I did play like couch co-op with people where he passed the controller and it was really fun it's actually what inspired this idea yeah Taylor I agree with you deep-sky derelicts is only three people otherwise it would be like a perfect choice I will just drop Jake it's no problem okay kidding no don't give Jake a an excuse to sit there and be like I'm editing you have to drag him out his room he's like the little brother that isn't being sociable you gotta drag him out there's only three people I thought it was a four-man team oh is it oh you're right me Tanis yep that's the one yeah that's we're gonna do I don't think adding a console into this already complicated mix is gonna really work I mean there are some roguelikes I know that are multiplayer we could do Oh into the breaches three people noise yeah damn Tomic five and I do like into the breach then you um dagger what's it called psycho we were talking about it heroes of hammerwatch or whatever that's like a multiplayer game there's games like this there are multiplayer out there for sure there's a camera that's the one there is darkest dungeon there's dog is dungeon dog is done to Orcus dungeon yeah if you're good to have like um a really basic looking turn-based RPG that we could do I think turn-based does help um there's one or two games coming at that might be suited for it you guys say what they are nope no no I'm looking him up that's why he's gonna do a thing what's it called there's one that's like a weird tactical like um Tomb Raider slash what's the same Harrison Ford Indiana Jones Indiana Jones Jones the old tomb raider Wow yeah it's like you're like you have to control them and like turn-based combat but it's like you trying to raid tombs and stuff together I'm not really sure that's coming up fairly soon I've got my eye on it anyway we'll see if it's any decency deep-sky derelicts is only three people yeah we mentioned her earlier and it would be nice but you know wait Oh a nice easy dungeon expand off the thing you know what I noticed we haven't disconnected it all this stream oh you're right hey changed up the [ __ ] router it was the router hold it called it and Oh what did they say to that D because you said that you're gonna tell them or something oh no I was gonna do it if changing out like the router didn't work because I don't have to call Ione to tell about that I'd only do if I change out the modem oh my god if it freakin fixed it then I'm gonna be so happy hang on I want to show you guys the piece of [ __ ] router they had me using okay hang on I've never heard a complaining stream part two also thank you to the people that said I had a nice here earlier I noticed okay I don't know if you can see on stream you're gonna pull us up on skype this is the brand Sacco calm John enough this mean that's not a thing yeah for some reason that gave me this piece of [ __ ] and it's what was causing all those problems I think yeah that's a little yeah it's like modern-day Netgear I don't know why they set it up but like I was like I have my own router I have my own modem and the cable guy was just like no no you you used to Scott you use this one and I was like what do you like he [ __ ] knows yeah and I was just like I have like a really good Asus router and I for some reason I just been using this [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] the whole time just cuz he was just like no no I love the staining your voice this [ __ ] piece I'm just so mad that like it's what was causing the problems I didn't change it out as I didn't know and there's no video out of it like you should you should recreate the office space scene where you get the baseball bat and like just beat it like they did with the printer and you should you should I want to destroy it I really do cuz like this Asus router is awesome and I've had it for years and it's been really reliable and great we should take another Hellion I'm serious she's like she is invaluable in the next to darkest dungeon fights there's like no drawbacks to you using a different rare sorry yeah I just I couldn't believe it she would he was like so adamant no no you used this one it's just like it's how he said it yeah yeah just like shut the [ __ ] up sit down shut up like no energy to his voice yeah yeah you know he looked like he had been through the wringer yeah I kind of felt sorry for him a little bit which is why today we'll present that router sagem calm si GE MC om I've never heard of this brand and like when he set up I was like that looks like a cheap shitty router and I've never heard that brand before and I'm not I'm not like I'm not renting it or anything it was like free which should have been a tip-off for me well well I took this uh Miss Hellion oh cool oh sagem come is with us forever now Oh see well again nothing but coming this is horrible I hate the Nomad wagon I think they nerfed did it at some point that's one of the controversial changes people were upset about they're like just made it a lot harder to get good characters or something I might be talking about out of my ass right now but I think that it used to be better who is going weird I think let me click it over here does that fix it yes I think so yeah sorry sorry guys hmm did you click the checkbox ah Oh yep baby touch more pillows yeah BEC hey he's getting laid mm-hmm either she's having a big sleep and she's a super tired yes she wants to sleep in the brothel yeah let's get this patient cells medical ward slots 2 3 that's really good because we get three diseases in case three of Jake's characters have diseases now at this time that's actually a legitimate concern yeah let's just let's just finish these out what you guys say let's do it sure so that we're like the best yeah we've almost got the tavern fully upgraded which is good the abbey out the bus what we have left for deeds okay these were deeds I know that I think these oh that's why I upgraded looking all the way deeds for then really big buildings oh yeah maybe oh let's see if we can build anything we can build the performance hall for the Jester and the werewolf if they get minus 10% stress plus to speed for only 20% damage I like my werewolf thanks just wrong you wanna build it oh we have it's really cheap it's like yeah let's do it really cheap neat oh my god okay let's see if there's anything else we can build or anything that we're close to building we've also got sank wide beam tiers that a granary oh that's oh it's just some food so like to get some food for free and our provisions we're not to pay for that's four times cap sounds pretty cool yeah I did I did fill all of these on my solo file and they don't really make up like a big bonus torch light is better now yeah and like they're really expensive and they don't give that much of a buff to be honest this one doesn't even do anything to write a hook you do get you get an achievement for it yeah I did it though I saved up all that [ __ ] money and all those crests for it and nothing happened it looks cool though what's that interest saved on a on gold one now it's a bank you get 5% of your gold per week but cuz say we have 72,000 gold I think we're okay Esther and it's a lot of portraits portraits are the rarest ones anyway okay what so let's go back in and complain some more I love complaining oh I did too I could honestly do it all day I try not to be draining with it there's like like a fun way where it's energizing and inner sight it's not even good it's not even any good honestly you're like in all sincerity I don't like I don't like umm genuinely complaining you know I mean yeah like just talk a chit yeah talking [ __ ] Sandra's between the two time to start the contest start the countess uh I think I'd rather level up some of our our bad guys like our level four or five guys yeah they're bad cuz it's not level 60 up children yeah it's like I I'm ready to go in with the Hellion again cool yeah well [ __ ] it I don't know if you guys want to bring in like level fives even anybody on level five you want to bring up well I mean I could back in you could Dilbert's very good on the last dungeon mm-hmm or the Enigma rather wait uh we're still in the ruins yeah well I mean I could do Jake fans again okay I mean it worked pretty well last time the blight stacked a lot and all that yeah sure uh uh mr. caravan some Becky's gone we need a healer you could go edia if you want she healer well she she gives um she's regeneration which I don't think we're gonna need a whole lot okay give me a shot and like I can also I can also do Woodville cuz I've got a self heal Jake's got self heal and sin oaken also heal if we need them to so okay yes we're fine you sure you don't want me to get what Ville just in case yeah I think it's like single oh we've already got our provisions look at that okay we have to sit here for 15 years Oh Craven you want to use this awesome acolyte of Sun trinket yes I do oh my god I just want to do the honors okay brawl those gloves of course yeah of course like I don't know if the healing will be boosted any cuz it's like regeneration that's what I was thinking I might just give her this yeah why not yeah resolve XP or what do you guys can dig it or is he my level 3 down here um no I think we're all four or five oh okay cool yeah I'll take it yeah that is a good idea though cuz we're at we are leveling them up alright very good yeah okay you switch to Dilbert so I didn't know if like you wanted to look at something or oh we got purify some corrupted alters apparently oh boy speaking of Dilbert the unthinkable happens oh my god do tell dawn showed me a strip a Dilbert strip that I actually quite enjoys a level of intellectual commentary listen are you ditching the pit right now I don't want to disturb it he came up with the goods this one I wouldn't see was like hilarious I just thought it was an interesting strip everyone smile even even trash can have like you know a little something manic you might find a diamond yeah all right Jake every dog has his day yeah and Dilbert is one hell of a dog oh my god I think we might need a link to the strip let me get it for each other go get it I just you know I I I poked the bear I was saying to John if you find something that has the same it cuts his deep as this one Calvin and Hobbes strip that I found then I would show up forever and I jawed admitted they didn't cut as deep but it still a cup so a little bit are you dissing the bit forever now didn't cut deep so so no so now I'm just being rational John fix it I'm trying to hang on I'm sure I'll come back I'm sure this is just a momentary it's a momentary abate my could is there a way I could make of the David cage bit go away no all this dream and then there you go we almost made it three full hours without talking about David [ __ ] cage huh seriously it's like you're obsessed I feel like I feel like at some point David cage has been brought up in this dream fairly confident in that are you are you like having hallucinations about David cage now I'm just saying that I feel like it's a safe bet mm-hmm okay anyway so moving on from David cage again I find it I find this trip hey there it is I didn't hate it it made me think I thought it was actually quite fun fun even funny oh no don't don't set their expectations too high drawers funnier [ __ ] than this Miami fanfiction is better than this Oh God Jesus Jesus Christ I [ __ ] thought I shipped Mimi Chan with Monica blood-borne gift I posted oh thanks that's just like I like this thing and this thing Oh the dancing anime girl on blood-borne okay I'll say this I didn't know what Mimi Chan was but I watched the video that she's from and it was actually kind of interesting it's a really nice video yeah it was really cool I I thought was just gonna be like yeah stupid anime [ __ ] all there are her boobs Wow but it's actually very artistically done it was cool yeah and it takes a lot for me to compliment anything anime so take that with a treasure this moment chat treasure it yeah this is this is the bizarro stream or signal likes Dilbert and John likes anime well Jake well they still [ __ ] on me a little bit we were Jake decides to hang out with us yeah yeah this is the bizarro stream or everything there we go yeah we're good the back of your head so weird Dilbert excuse me look money whenever he goes to like get a given item take a look at the back of his head I'll have a look okay um maybe there'll be one over here yeah something coming up here we go oh yeah okay okay here we go wait Oh what happened what happened it's like you got a nice quick - all right yeah that's the gargoyles I wish there were more to these gargoyles they're really neat yeah they look really cool and then it's just some generic cast mop there's whip their tails at you Oh baby tails they're invisible I'll bleed resist yeah it's just they only have ten HP they die really fast and there's only like one type losers I think it's one of darkest dungeons main weaknesses is lack of enemy variety like there's plenty of them but when you have to play it for like 80 hours to get through the campaign there could be more I didn't tell the the battle imagine nativeness Lane network all of the imagination for bowels went towards the boss face yeah cuz they always have the county yeah yeah the bosses are really cool why didn't take it I rest eration well his [ __ ] me oh I don't know maybe he resisted it cuz it's me whatever he couldn't even heal himself M Lafitte MJ laughs eh I do like persona but persona is a game not an anime it's a game with an anime art style it is not itself an anime mm-hmm very true well you like I mean you know you like one punch man I do because it it takes the absolute piss out of anime it's hilarious to be fair yes how do you feel about attack on Titan cuz I see like another one of the basic [ __ ] anime I think attack on Titan is alright I would agree like there are certain episodes I'm like wow well episodes there's certain moments in the in a lot of episode so I'm like that was really well done and then they're like okay I'm gonna explain everything that happens yeah five minutes needless yet like they they have great moments where I'm like oh [ __ ] no way and they're like the next ten minutes are them being like well if this was this then that means this and this and this and it's like they just got it I got the first time no worries handle this but I'm only see rank makes enough yeah exactly exactly like I liked um what was it Claymore cuz like it does a lot of like weird [ __ ] with the the monsters the the awakened beings that's what they're called and like the characters are always like getting dismembered and dying and [ __ ] and it's just it feels kind of scary sometimes but they pull way too much of that she's ranked 16 I'm only ranked 17 but that's a row my god she's a rank 3 and it's like just takes me out of a list titles and [ __ ] like that yeah playing an MMO yeah honestly it it feels like it feels like bad amateur writing where they like get really hung up on statistics within their universe yeah feels like micromanaging in in writing form its like unnecessary it reminds me of some stuff that like some of my friends wrote when I was young where they like write a Star Wars fan thick or something and they'd be like Luke was a lieutenant and then Luke was promoted to Colonel and then Luke was promoted to general then he was promoted to commander in chief and it's just like yeah this sucks this does nothing for the story for you to just outline all your emotions work yeah that's how I feel anytime I watching anime there's like ours power level is 8,000 or whatever it's like it's just kinda made up numbers that like right right you just came up with on the spot like this isn't there's nothing to this and it sucks because sometimes I would watch an anime or like the beginning of an anime and I'd be like oh there's none of that in this and then I would get to like the third episode and then they would like introduce it yeah the ranks she'll like sort of sort of online does that all the time yeah well their level of whatever and I'm only level 19 there's no way you can do that dungeon if we die in the game we die for real life and some bored far online I've heard so many people bash sword art online it's unreal I have no idea what it's about even but kids get trapped in an MMO it's like dot hack again okay I think people have told me that like eight times and it just goes in one ear and out the other and I forget about it cool great you Gabby you guys gotta start finding better anime it doesn't exist sorry oh speaking of anime I'm on season two we just this is some of the most popular anime that there is yeah but better anime is is enemy that's very obscure nobody knows about you seen this [ __ ] here listen I really like Death Note to be fair that's what I good good thing give me a good disease where I get thirty five percent more healing if my HP's below seventy five percent above ninety but I I'm very vulnerable to death blows Wow III think instead of hunting for obscure anime I'd rather just watch actual TV shows wait waiting for waiting for the reaction to that statement there are enemy that I like out there but yeah I mean manga tends to be a bit more things I like tend to be manga rather than atomy in terms of like storylines and stuff because mangas just are able better medium in my opinion like oh yeah they're more able to do things that aren't like designed to get teenagers to buy figurines and [ __ ] cuz yeah doesn't make a lot of money and in all of itself it has to rely on like merit seals and cheer which I understand right but mm-hmm so I'm gonna change the fact that a lot of the time the story lanes are just more interesting and manga for me cuz you can read a manga girl who works in a shop or about like some sort of liar game where people have to like fool each other to stay alive and win tons of money and all this cool [ __ ] and then most anime it's just like my power levels I got a fight fight fight non-stop all day or it's a Kimiko Chan and school doesn't notice me but I really like her just like him but he doesn't notice me you know he does notice me my giant boobs I have seen like non Shonen anime before and like I can I can't I can't list in them cuz they always had names I could never remember like not translated names and I didn't like them any better just for the record because I know I common a common [Music] rebuttal for me is like where you need to watch like once it's you know for an older audience but just didn't work I just won so powerful it's just like any bulk guy at the back hi Kimmy Kimmy's probably reveling in the enemy bashing uh she's not an anime fan no I just outed her I'm not surprised but Kimmy loves out of me Avatar The Last Airbender that's because that's that's [ __ ] good that's good actually good anime if it's good it's good [ __ ] pop team epic worked so much bearers of anger than Anatomy IMO sorry to just have a non-sequitur for their watching it's like it's just bearable Kimi and I just finish avatar legend of korra season 4 it's finally over yeah I'm on like episode 3 of season 2 season 2 is probably the worst one it's pretty bad so far like I'm actually kind of mad about it like tomorrow and or whatever we do R is equal 5 I want to talk to you about it I have thoughts do you not like season 1 no I like season 1 a lie okay I have a problem the Korra oh me too oh okay well we'll dish about Korra because she was trying to nuts in that entire series but to like the very end oh yeah Kimmy we're getting really frustrated with her there's just one specific line that she says in season 2 where I'm like are you [ __ ] serious yeah you're the [ __ ] avatar you think like do you think she would know better by that point but she doesn't yeah yeah there's like no there's no consequences ever sorry we'll talk about tomorrow yeah guy on Twitter first I know this corrupted alters are weird I've never seen these before got like 200 hours in this game I've never seen those corrupted alters ever the booth contains hidden treasure he's serious alright can I say goodbye this I hate that weird glitch with the Sun lady yeah oh yeah I guess I could have or rich Jake were when the 1% we're fine I want to accumulate more though I'm the Jeff Bezos of darkest dungeon I don't want context what I will say one of the problems with Legend of Korra is that Nickelodeon just trade them like [ __ ] and so yeah the series definitely suffered as a result like for example the way season 1 ends you're just like oh that's the end of the entire series and that's because they thought it was and then Nickelodeon signed them up for season 2 and but then they had to like end season 2 like completely because they thought it was gonna be their last season and then they got signed on for two more seasons and then their budget ran out at the end of season 4 and so they had make like a clip show it's just so upsetting that's just go to for yeah oh you guys want to try this out again you want to do the Sham blur in six months let's do it here now we could do it we could do with this team for sure let's go let's go is this our last torch oh my god okay let's do it yes Jeff okay this is great [ __ ] you couldn't use money to go that situation I'm gonna buff myself man I saw an article it said like Jeff is it besos or Bezos beza I always say bezels - I wouldn't say bozos hold off oh yeah he's little all batarus advancement this is Jake we're fighting against Jake yeah that was very old use big words I'm gonna obduracy advanced so yeah but they say claw okay everyone I was saying like oh my parsec froze no did it hi I'm restarting right now okay ever since Plato buy it you've definitely fixed it by changing the record yeah awesome oh sorry Kraven it's uh whenever you get back it's your turn I I saw okay I saw a headline that said Jeff Bezos was making like two hundred three thousand dollars a minute right now or something like that and like everybody in the comments was just like that's impossible if he was making two hundred three thousand dollars a minute he'd be making trillions per year and I was just saying they're like it's called exponential growth yes it's the it's still [ __ ] mathematically possible it was making me so mad because they're all like thumb up being each other like they're all geniuses like man we figured it out that's impossible yeah I know don't kill these guys or go for the boss first we did we definitely to kill those guys they give you mondo stress yeah won't he just like spawn more immediately after we cut he will spawn them again but it we do not want them around [ __ ] it okay they have they have like huge buffs right now - I just go and transform them yes absolutely what is this might as well just rake and get your damage up Jake the rake I'm I'm seeing where it's hello that might even be like second grader level commentary right there well thanks for not giving me first grader second grader I'll figure Jesus you can give us huge damage buffs though so no yeah I'm gonna just keep doing it for nice clapper claw such a weird little name for hey Jake you big fake won't you break for goodness sake fake you're the faker million times hey hey Jake alright alright so just keep attacking the guy I would think yeah just keep breaking the one they get stronger yes yeah yeah that didn't work out for goodness sake Jake got him Jake blow Jake blow blow I just don't know why it really tickles me harshly critical seeing it for no reason in chat undulating yeah yeah that's not my favorite things we're not getting our asses kicked this is one this is one of the strongest bosses in the whole game voguing hit them oh not quite wombo combo you know the worst part is that you just didn't Bolden chat to start doing the [ __ ] - I'm not I'm not actually I didn't realize I'd give you a [ __ ] hmm oh no now he's abusive Smurf oh [ __ ] is that oh I really just [ __ ] us up oh that sucked I guess just great ah okay great exactly what I wanted hmm can we start stacking blight on him yeah yeah I mean he resisted last time but I can go for it again okay read the shiny new Amy I mean I just don't understand like wait continuously trying to get rid of them but they just keep respawning like what's I just don't understand what the point is because it uses up one of those actions to respond them yeah yeah well I understand they had a lot of stress but if they're just gonna be there continuously every single turn anyway right now we're not quite now we're biding time for buffs okay we're gonna get we're getting like killing them over and over he keeps having to use turns to read thinking them yeah well my god like sue knows giving us battle long buffs right now for damage it's like snowballing yeah I think that was the last time I needed to use it so everybody has like 30% more damage yeah no no you still got like four more uses I think now it would have been better if we had still had rake available but yeah I did expect that move I was trying to buff him so he could do it twice in a row I had no idea that like I couldn't be transformed if I were abusive or anything like that so you're you're not the only one that was surprised by that I mean we are in trouble yeah yeah yes hmm we might want to consider retreating I guess because now the snowballing damage isn't really gonna work problematic yeah I had mom hey is that is good but didn't exactly save me I'm bleeding and I have blight yeah and I have what I have zero which we should maybe retreat maybe try retaining well I mean I'm abusive so I mean specifically me [ __ ] it I'll try anyway all right yes apparently no I'm abusive as well and they're gonna just keep showing up now right Wow no I'm Yusuf wait we should leave well you're squishy actually my I kind of might agree with crevel because they are going to keep showing up like based off of what we what happened last time before we move can I eat food so I don't die yeah let's do bad cuz the quest locations right here but we can camp and try to actually do the quests but are we screwed yeah it's just the only thing is if we encounter them again we might not get out that's that's like the one thing that like to play devil's advocate for that yeah I mean we didn't have to encounter them anyway we just did yeah we just did it for for shits and giggles we don't have anybody there yeah we should leave okay all right let's go what you guys always want to leave how many times did I just say we can try and do the quest hmm now many times ja nein uh-huh okay well whatever you guys just saying like if we if we encountered the Sham blur or whatever the [ __ ] it wouldn't [ __ ] we I mean there's no there's no guarantee we would have been able to retreat a second if there is no guarantee this is the darkest dungeon no guarantees than anything just as some every character is gonna die I just don't you like that but like the the reward of that quest was worth a potential party wipe and wonder if it were a bigger payoff to be different but it was just like a quest I don't know if getting ready this one blessing is important uh I mean it lowers your deathblow resistance though quite a lot yeah okay that's fair enough that's scary a little bit [Music] I mean yet this is not like this isn't like our 15th attempt at the Sham blur and we're trying desperately to beat him guys it was more just like we found him yeah we thought we could beat him like the the stress and the healing was getting a bit I think the main thing was just that we had no [ __ ] idea that like that added bit of stress would make it to where the abomination flat-out could not yeah that that really [ __ ] us on transformed I had no I've never seen that before either so that wasn't nice and we keep building the rake I mean I would just take out those front to like the strategy is sound in that case yeah cuz like you would have gotten to the point where you insta kill those things right yeah so it's just one turn for that and then the rest you guys just do damage to the back guy like it would yeah there's a good chance it would work but you know without without that aspect to it you know mm-hmm hopefully we can stack light enough like that's the best backup strategy a trash Thrall relic Wow yeah let me put them in the back 10 accuracy brother when I get this one I mean I don't really care for it do we do know it's a seer relic so oh yeah we don't want that we want longest dungeon let sleeping Evil's lie we already have the same forever but Dilbert say he was like why am I the only competent one here or something like [ __ ] off Dilbert [ __ ] problem shut your mouth damos um you think that's short dungeon or a medium the problem is short one cuz they're about 20 minutes out yeah hmm but there are no short veterans available well I mean the apprentice but we have a couple of level ones that could Magpul ever yeah we could do that joining industry welcome new no I think has a swing point he boat no really yeah so if we were to do this this quick fungus uh weed fans 70s at you Jake and then her piety Granger the sequel to weep and sixty-nine all right cool this guy's a repost dude right he does have repost I'm one of his abilities as a guy that has reposed in punches what are you saying huh I'm saying the truth what's up and being rational rational there's no thing that bothered me about those two brighter guys that tweeted you earlier I'm just kidding I couldn't think of anything I did I do get really annoyed by that though cuz like every now and then like I'll get a message that's just like come on fess up this isn't really a job is it like that takes like that kind of accusatory tone you yeah like I got one mess I remember one in particular he was just like we both know that your job is a joke it's not even a job that it it uh and I was just like wow I worked like a hundred hours a week and it's a joke apparently hmm what are some good try sorry but what are some good trinkets for the pit fighter I've never used him before I don't think we have any trinkets for the pit fighter I don't mean like exclusive to him but just like no punchy ones punch bear its ancestors pen yeah I'd be good yeah the candles really good too why I said ancestors pen ancestors pen ancestors pen sounds like you're saying and yes Esther's pen ancestors pen as Esther's pens really got a good end yeah as well yeah oh yeah I get comments or messages like that sometimes it's like what do you think I'm gonna say like yeah I just sell my ass all day oh you got me I am you're absolutely right man I've been living a lie thank you for putting this up to me finally someone called me out on it finally someone called me out of my [ __ ] I really needed this wake-up call thank you mm-hmm we're gonna be very over healing you know I don't know if I told you guys this last week already but one time I got a comment that was like so this video is half an hour long if it took you half an hour to record half an hour to edit and half no to upload what do you do with the rest of your day it was just like half an hour to edit yeah and half an hour to upload [ __ ] no it's just like like they were trying to like inventory my entire like how I spend my time which is no one's business and I was like trust me trust me if I could make an entire video from start to finish in an hour and a half I'm making a lot more than one per day like okay for my like jobs videos right I usually condense them down from like 45 minutes an hour 45 minutes down to like 15 at most mm-hmm I have like drafts there's like two or three drafts for each video you know you edit condense it and then you go over it again then you find tweak it one last time it's not like just the specific amount of time that it took to record that's [ __ ] looter hey don't you know - our films take two hours to make yep yeah hours to record two hours to edit that's it easy now I'll just say this this is the this is the same deal with anyone who's self-employed you have to do all the thinking job stuff yourself that like working at a traditional workplace there are people that have like all the thinking jobs at that place that you work at like the CEO the CFO like all those guys at the top they do all the thing keys stuff when you're self-employed you have to do all the thinking stuff for yourself too you have to think about like your brand your your analytics your yeah your analytics all your data and like the direction that your business is going well it makes financial sense what what investments you should make so to speak in equipment and and everything else that is involved in your study yeah it's not just like time spent actively working on something also you don't record the video and then hand it off to the editor you don't edit the video and you handle off to the artist yeah yeah well actually self usually already like sometimes I'm just like interpret somebody's signing still yeah okay I probably should have healed your violin just using a lure over and over oh I'm her piety Granger I forgot this is really weird oh hell myself yeah go now uh chanson repost animosity pork you got it all so you stream well yeah you don't just make videos and then sit there well well I guess I'm done for the day ten o'clock off of our right fellas clock in and clock out clock at nine o'clock out at five working that grind can I get home to the kiddos oh yeah no vacation time either that part's really annoying so yeah I guess all that together it is kind of a joke isn't it yes and then you define yourself you're like whoa whoa man you're sticking your fans on like I just I just completely negated your entire livelihood don't get angry at me don't ya your fans on me I told you that you're the thing that you're like most passionate about in your life is a total and complete waste of time and a joke and that you don't work hard at all but hey yo leave me alone yeah I can't tell you how many people I've seen in the comments that are like like people they say something shitty and then people dogpile them right justifiably so and then they're like I'm gonna mute this thread I'm getting so many [ __ ] replies leave me alone I don't want to talk about the same where I this was so long ago and like the post was like last week and the via that there that they left the shitty remark on was like you know three years old or something like that this post was old so there are you know from criticism after like a week irony yeah I know it's crazy I have seen it so many times your scent my piece I've said all I have to say respond to me and say that I must not have been in an adult that's why I managed to get this job and then when I see anything back I said my piece please don't hurt me hey you're a piece of [ __ ] and nobody likes you excuse me I've said my piece I said my piece yeah I said what I said yeah but I think that just further shows they were just looking to like let loose some steam and I actually have a dialogue and they were looking for the easy dunk with impunity yeah and that's weird pork that's one reason why I've always believed in replying to those people to show that like there's no impunity accountable yeah but it gets more more exhausting it honestly gets so exhausting doing that I don't have a lot of like well I don't really have anybody there's like a really bad back seer but sometimes people are like why did you do this in this at this point bla bla bla a lot of the time when I actually explained it kita check to be like so I don't see what you mean they're actually shining a light on the behavior shining a light on the cockroaches tends to make them scurrying hide pigs thanks kita for the raid em cat hi cat - who'd you rate cat and what the [ __ ] you know oh I guess we're not good enough for cats raids robust snake thanks for be subbing um guys okay I'm gonna sorry hang on I gotta put Kita's oh it was already in there okay well I'm sorry I was clicking back on the screen hey check out yeah check out kids channel everybody not cats don't check out cats Doxey so she's dead to us what yeah we reading doccy for this is King dogs he's cool but no it's cool sauce yeah yeah hey did you guys know that Kraven and I have a channel with Keita and cat called dangerous to go alone no I did not could you please say more god hey Kraven would you like to talk about what we do I dangerous to go alone yes dangers to go alone enterprises me and John plate through his evil v naught and then kita and Kat do other things as well they're playing games right Ace Attorney new videos are posted every other day kita and cat posts on Tuesday Thursday and Saturday and craving a night post on Monday Wednesday and Friday travel places and things cars both trains and planes they were s ask the cat got from John like increased 300% the minute she joined DTG a that's it yeah all bets are off now yeah you're one of us you're in the [ __ ] now [ __ ] now welcome to the slot piggies Gorbachov circle yeah it's feeding time you pig [ __ ] man bring him in yeah that's how you get the know yeah people love being like into farmyard animals yeah it's a really weird fetish for sure yeah I'm such trash that's a trash I battle trash mammal rawr I'm angry okay you might as well I mean [ __ ] it you go get him you do extra damage to stunts I think with slivered oh whoa yeah you do you stunned the guy in the front on the front oh sorry is y'all ready for this down in it no that's good he's got really high protection so these he's like really tanky oh [ __ ] you you dork Seabreeze [Laughter] this is can't stand my ground her piety Granger got here we got really like self owning names bunk Asst your piety yeah son name you give when you love someone look I don't know what I'm doing here it's so [ __ ] it just spit on them there we go again hey hey hey yeah you can go oh that's a really powerful blight two five damage around for three or three rounds propelled me backwards I'm gonna there you go thanks get them weeb fan Lamia who does that me I do that bring him in again if you want to [ __ ] him up bring him in for a hug yeah [ __ ] up bring in the dork yeah come here dork yeah let's give them an ugly ya mama is a pig let's stuff him in the locker oh he's gay oh he's got a protector now but they can't protect you forever did you guys ever witness somebody being stuffed into a locker or receiving a wedgie no no actually no they're being like dunked in the toilet any of these like archetypal American high school I mean wait one time somebody got dunked in the toilet but they were down for it and it was like a joke so it doesn't really count it's not quite the high ratings are big enough to get stuffed in they were like hey yeah lockers - yeah yeah we didn't even have lockers you just have to keep your [ __ ] in your bag like Victoria near our children just carrying around all those [ __ ] fire would where the Masters uphill both ways in the snow yeah you know it with the black lung there you go that's why I actually coughing it's not black lung yeah yeah what's that fog they killed a bunch people in the 1500s sorry I keep forgetting that I'm Vestal amazing fog the fog and 50 is an amazing amazing the amazing fog yeah I have a question it has a fantastical fog how do you tubers who upload amazing frog gameplay live with themselves hey guys it's me we're back with more amazing frog gameplay for you two guys and today guys we're gonna take the amazing frog and we're gonna go on an adventure guys okay guys let's take the amazing frog let's go hop over here and see what's going on oh my goodness Oh what is this oh it's the amazing frog's friends hi amazing frog friends Oh Oh what says it's my ad revenue going up hey guys take a look at that on [ __ ] rich hey guys Wow guys look at that I've got so much [ __ ] money now I mean oops freaking money now I own property and I'm only 23 guys amazing frog we're flipping houses amazing frog - true I have a tax shelter yeah my attention rights my finance sister Luxembourg amazing Luxembourg I didn't watch the game brothers play it I was like the one time but they did one episode on it which is the absolute maximum anybody should do or zero well the [ __ ] is amazing frog yeah you can always google it it's like right there you just Google what it is you'll see somebody streaming amazing frog yeah go go watch some amazing for a game play anybody stream solitaire I think so I think I have seen a solitaire streamer to answer your question though truthfully amazing frog is for children so the reason why it looks terrible and you're running why anyone watch it it's because it's for children it's for little babies like little children stupid little [ __ ] piss babies man's game I darkest dungeon yeah yeah they just professionally covered in piss because they're babies this is game for adults like men hmm I'm not pissed baby I'm not [ __ ] beta baby yeah who's Ed you see that I do comedy folks look chat so beside themselves laughter there's tons of ellipses learn to enjoy our edgy content chat they're so in shock with how funny it was those streamers are literally the only one pained by this [ __ ] good thing I live on my own alpha come baby it's a no can I get some stress healing sure thanks thanks bro why not what's this protection oh no it doesn't get rid of them so I want to get one of those stress guys down here bring this one there are lot entrance but yeah they cleaned it up for you so no gimble baby cleaned it up for you yeah but yeah there's a lot of games that are really popular on YouTube they're for like little kids amazing frog is just one of them what's the what's the [ __ ] we're like they they're like fruit but like they put their own mountains over the fruit and like they play games and [ __ ] mmm are you talking about annoying orange oranges yeah yeah yeah annoying orange is like dead now I still see him all over the place or like people like do single like that yeah of Annoying Orange yeah I think high pitched voice of his thing is being annoying was it Fred Fred yeah Fred got bought out by like some media company and they post crappy like children's show content on there now immediately know he's he his his his real name is like Lucas Cruikshank or something like that he actually has created like a vlog channel and has like moved on from Fred successfully I would say yeah he also like had movies under Nickelodeon with the Fred yeah he made a movie with with [ __ ] John Cena yeah yeah I never thought you fred was that annoying personally I thought was kind of funny in an annoying way oh I thought was like a creative way for him just like goof off with the camera and it was doing really well for like I mean well the thing is he was one of the first like you tubers like right yeah it was just like thinking something he was [ __ ] around with yeah yeah exactly yeah he's just messing around right start Lucas Cruikshank comes out as gay a little [ __ ] [ __ ] that's just affirming what we already knew no he I always thought it was just like creative and fun I never understood like big annoyance with it because I knew a lot of people that were like oh my god Fred oh I roll Fred oh and it's just like yeah you're adults of course you're not gonna like it it's not for you it's like yeah it's exactly everything has to be for me otherwise it's absolute dog [ __ ] and it shouldn't be made I'm a big alpha adult yeah nine hours out of the week to spend on streaming I've said my piece I've said my piece come here he did he did move away from Fred Kimmel baby like four years ago yeah there hasn't been a Fred video in like four years I find that a lot of like creators that kind of like the tide turns against them on YouTube at some point it was just like oh that person oh yeah they generally move on like it's like at some point they're like yeah this is kind of annoying isn't it and they move on to something better I mean it's like ray william johnson doesn't do equals three anymore yeah he's been four guys now yeah yeah yeah yeah I think he actually got into like a legal dispute with jookin media I can't remember who it was over like the ownership of the show but now he just does a podcast and of course like everybody kind of left after that but yeah like you really were not what was carrying equals three Ray I'm sorry yeah their little quips in between the actually entertaining stuff well not helping it was like the first like reaction video format you know it was like a lot of three wrinkles it was just a way to free boot content other people's stuff he was like the first so Flo yeah exactly exactly I'm sorry it was like the coolest guy he looked up to him oh my god I did too I had friend Hey who was like he loved Kassem G remember that guy that's all he would like go around to like beaches and like ask hot girls annoying oh yeah he was just harass women yeah babies harass women yeah like whether it be like women on the you know on the beach or whatever porn stars like that like he had that whole series like going deep with casting G or whatever that was just yeah that sounds like quality content and I got I missed that I had so many like friends that there like their idea of YouTube is like they love jenna Marbles or like if they love Shane Dawson or they look like one just like one of those people and like if I ever found out that somebody was like interested in youtubers I'd be like oh I have a channel too and they'd be like Oh show me your videos sometime and I'd be like oh please let me they immediately check out check out my gaming videos and then they'd be like so way aiming so Isis and this is like back before you know it was like really big there's like sway is that you playing yeah I get that oh so you just play get how long are these videos oh it was that was always the point where I lost them it was just like oh it's 30 minutes long oh yeah man but yeah then I always was annoyed because it was just like they just be like oh I love Tyler Oakley or somebody like that maybe like watch them what's I love Joey Graceffa yeah yeah exactly anyway well this should about do it for co-op darkest dungeon episode 27 hopefully you guys enjoy meeting the podcast episode 27 hey people really like the last one we complain the entire time so this is good yeah I think people like it when we complain as a four man unit other things than each other yeah like our powers case they like the unity involved yeah it's a feel-good story instead of three of us bullying one of the others yeah guys leave me alone for six Marvin I haven't see any more we're still building I'm joking no hey Craven what um what woody what is it that you do outside of co-op or darkest dungeon and how can people find out about it I do YouTube stuff I do [ __ ] game at youtube-dot-com forward-slash c /t mr. Craven I do horror game I do horror game I also stream touch that TV forward slash mr. Craven cool boom so no what about you I don't do anything outside of this because I'm an adult and I don't have the time the time for this piss baby [ __ ] alright well if you want to check out some stream channel there you go I'm playing tangle deep right now yeah we're also playing Remo six siege so if you like that game check out some news channel thanks um some hot fresh content coming for you Jake yes thanks for coming Jake on Twitch hang YouTube stream on Saturdays 7 to 10 p.m. Central I'll gun up the playing a game well you'll find out what it is the day it happens you also find me on jobs who are currently doing the last series for that channel is beyond 2 souls and also we you will find our final episode in series called video lanes where John is going to be a guest on yeah hope coming so check out the gel I don't on the link handy but you should be able to find it pretty quickly off of Jake's youtube channel link spelling is not very complex yeah helps jobs jobs you'll also find Jake on trivia night this Sunday yeah we we have so many things going on ok I'm gonna kick you guys real quick pick me just because it's easier to navigate around do we want to raid anybody streaming we can evade I was playing res evil survivor actually that's really cute we can rape gab as always the great doc see I haven't personally rated her in like a month we could rate definition there's also a swing point what do you guys want to do I'm yeah we could we could just write gab that's fine I feel like we do it every week of the game list I like resonable survivor yeah I'm okay with that okay sure let's raid gab I'm gonna go I'm gonna go to her stream beforehand so I can see it happen okay right gab she's a friend of all of us here tell her it's a John Craven sin Oh Jake raid make sure that she knows it's all four of us because it'll just show my name on the raid but make sure she knows it's all four okay don't just connect say no we're not done yet sorry well I should've done that now it's over okay hang on let me by guys hang on hi everyone bye no I'm gonna get the image to cover up cover us up why is it going there it is I [ __ ] everything all the streams over okay bye bye

Channel: John Twolfe

Views: 6,176

Rating: 4.9478259 out of 5

Keywords: Darkest Dungeon, John Wolfe, Co-op Darkest Dungeon

Id: wh9RdIPfDhk

Length: 176min 16sec (10576 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 17 2018