Clear Sky Pranked Me

Oh there's more. Climb. Climb. How do I climb? I don't know how to climb. Okay. That's cool. Jesus there's a lot of you. How do I get a grenade out? G? Nope. That's drop weapon. G is drop weapon. Who's shooting me? Is that you? You're on fire. You don't seem very concerned about it either. This is fine. Yeah. That might of been my fault. Kinda just walking right up to them. But. I'll flank around and they will never see it comin. They -. Okay he saw it comin. I will keep flanking further around and they'll never see that coming. Except for these guys who immediately saw me. Okay this is not working out as I planned. I need one of these leather jackets you guys are wearing. Cuz apparently it repels a lot of damage. Makes you immune to shotguns. Oh god. And of course I forget to save. Literally every time I have to walk back. Cuz I think Oh pffft I'll just flank em. And I'll just kill em all. No problem. Won't even come close to dying. Don't have to worry about saving. And then I disappear into the fields like a phantom. After getting hit in the back so I have to use a bandage which I don't have. I need to just start stockpiling like a hundred bandages. I'm gonna be a mummy. Just constantly wrapping myself in bandages. I don't know you just kind of look sad over here. You okay buddy? I wish I had a long range weapon. Not a knife. That's not long range. That's the shortest of all ranges. Stop just hitting me with one bullet making me bleed. I ain't got time to bleed. I need ammo. And you've got nothing. You've got a sausage roll and a piece of bread. This sign won't stop me because I can't read. Oh okay. You shot me through the tree. Alright. We're doin that now. Damn it. Alright. Maybe if I run to the right? What the f*ck's your problem? I made it past. I'm behind the hill. God damn it. F*ck. No. Are you the Terminator? I don't have to find a hideout place like you. Look at this guy. No. I don't have any f*cking meds. Who put the crates under the f*ckin branch so I can't get under there? Can I go back? Is that a thing? Can I just f*ckin not do this? The game clearly doesn't want me to go that way. So I'm gonna have to figure out another path. Okay. Okay okay. How much for the bandage? Two hundred. That's all my money. Two hundred for one bandage. I use that -. Iuse like five of these per fight. What are you aiming at? Don't worry I'll take care of it. You just call me a turd? Oh geez. What is with all these nades? These guys are actually pretty effective at using grenades. Hehe I'm in danger. JESUS CHRIST. What the f*ck? Cool. Got a little trap here. Hey could you tell that guy to turn down the loudspeaker just a scooch? That would be great. Do you guys really have to have this argument over the loudspeaker? Thank you. What is with this music I'm hearing coming from over here? You got a lot goin on huh? Listening to this loudspeaker is giving me cancer faster than the radiation. Your name's Jack Off? What are we fighting? Are we fighting those guys that are just standing there doing nothing? Okay. Guess I'm goin into this hole. All by my lonesome. Why am I bleeding? Oh. Oh. Cool. Cool. How do I fight this? What am I doing? How do I fight something that just does that? Can I just back up? No? Okay. Let's try this. Just gonna -. And my gun jammed. NO. Oh do I just have to break vision with him? Is that all I have to do? Too easy. Sure wish I had more stamina. I'm gonna have to casually walk outta here. Guess I'll follow you guys. No. Guess I won't be followin you guys. This place is so loud. OH. What are you guys doin down here? No. Am I supposed to be able to see anything at all? I'm supposed to be providing overwatch for something but I can't see anything. I shoot two bullets and then my gun jams. Two. Literally two. My team's gettin mopped up by these zombies. This just turned into a stealth game. I'm trying to sneak around but I'm dummy thick and the clap of my *ss cheeks keeps alerting the guards. Can you chill out? I'm coming. Jesus. I've got my own problems. Oh boy. Oh boy. F*CK. Usin all my radiation meds. This forest is completely full of spicy air. Isn't this the plot of the movie Annihilation? Let's go. You guys gonna shoot at this thing or not? I wanna hear some gunfire. Alright this guy is tearin you guys up. I'm running out of decoys. Uhhh. They're actually dead. That's a lot of radiation. 3.6 roentgen not great not terrible. Really had to push me for no reason? You gotta disrespect me like that? Oh. Go merc go. Uhhh. I kinda let you down there chief. Who pushed me outta cover? Who's the clown? Who is the f*ckin prankster? Kay. Cover me. While I run away gallantly. Oh is this why you wanted me to go? Okay you got me again guys. What a bunch of pranksters these guys are. They're over there havin a giggle. Lookin at me doin this. Ha ha ha guys. Hilarious. You got me good. Pure comedy. Alright guys. I'm putting my life in your hands. Cover me. You guys are doing a terrible job. Not a single one of you is firing. Another prank. You guys are just full of em today. Rude. Cut that out. The one thing they're actually good at is throwing grenades. No. They're so awful at shooting. But their f*cking grenade throws. If it was a sport they would be Olympic level. Is there a hotkey for bandage? I'm gonna feel real dumb if I check that after I'm done with the game and find out there's a hotkey for bandage. There's gotta be. Cuz this is ridiculous. I'm gonna check right now. Controls. There is. Hey a crate. With a bandage. Perfect. Ow. That I have to now use. Perfect. It's a trap. Oh. So it's an instant death pit. You ready for a funny prank? Awww. Almost got them back. Why do I listen to you guys? Why? Bomb has been planted. Let me out. If you're gonna blow this door let me -. Well I kept an RPGon me for the past hour just for this kind of situation. Are you challenging me?

Channel: Pongsifu

Views: 383,535

Keywords: stalker clear sky, stalker clear sky game, stalker clear sky gameplay, stalker call of pripyat, stalker shadow of chernobyl, stalker clear sky let's play, funny, memes, moments, post apocalyptic, metro exodus, metro

Id: Ep_M0HTcB3Q

Length: 11min 8sec (668 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 08 2019

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[u/CountChadvonCisberg]

Not my video, but this guy has fantastic editting skills