Clean Undertale Shorts From Around the Internet Vol. 6

try my best burger ever and all I want is your honest opinion tasty really you're not just saying that there's a kneeling on your spine no no you killed my father no I am your father what wait no uh I'm pregnant and you're the father what I mean you're pregnant and I'm the baby I've been working out wanna see me crack a walnut with my butt no I kinda do I can't believe how much I hate everything hi Dan I just moved in next door I'm a supermodel I don't care who the IRS sends I am not paying taxes I release all of those sounds that are trapped in your mind sir are you okay we actually have the chip reader now oh yeah oh it's not gonna work with that kind of transaction completed guys look at this new dress my mom bought me so I have jumpsuit you're fooled and you know I hate to do this but I specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate road work ahead uh yeah I sure hope it does how to deeply annoy your brothers harmonica vacuum [Music] hey Billy dad is this where you've been for the past 10 years hi I'm renasha Bliss and I'm your freestyle dance teacher [Music] Brandon ask me what kind of true I have no Brandon ask me what kind of Trav no just Brandon ask me a country to Chris Pine oh hey guys get a load of this car he's looking really tired I hate my life hey yo what's up you're canceling oh that's too bad I wanted to go [Music] I don't want to be cool anymore well I guess I don't have a choice and Jimmy why are you riding on the wall what are you three wait we are three what are you two son it'll only take a second imma Do It uh-oh looks like somebody changed you know what I really love I don't know let's just check in the fridge um how about all these sauces could we interest you in some shock shock did you say chocolate yes sir with or without nuts chalk shot hello do you think you're going I'm going back to work [Music] so this is work you know it's not as easy as it looks so sometimes I gotta move the antenna sometimes I lose the remote and sometimes my butt which is real bad oh you poor poor thing by the way you forgot your briefcase oh yeah this is the thanks I get for working overtime yeah first one there is gonna lose their souls wait no what the heck [Music] [Music] oh yay [Applause] I'm doing well myself in a couple days I'm gonna turn 29 years old and I'm very excited about that I was hoping that by now that I would look older but it didn't happen I don't look older I just look worse I think honestly when I'm walking down the street no one's ever like hey look at that man I think they're just like whoa that tall child looks terrible get some rest tall child you can't keep burning the candle at both ends [Music] what's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman the Snowballs wood-fired pizza how will Pizza get a job now [Music] I still remember the last thing gasta said before we kicked the bucket it was hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket existence of watermelons can only mean there is an earth melon fire melon and air melon these are the Ella melons hey Papyrus yes brother do you know what happened to that Italian chef oh no [Music] no they passed away [Music] bro get out but this is get out what do you call a man with no body and no nose nobody knows why can't you just me just be normal [Music] [Laughter] [Music] wow [Music] I wish [Music] I'm going to do okay this lampshade pretend to be a lamp like this am I a lamp now absolute lump brilliant hi Sans how's it going Papyrus hey why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom because he had no body to go with no mate because it was ugly fat and no one liked him what was that sound oh okay listen you my friend's got something to say what who said that wasn't you tell them off SpongeBob assert yourself that's my ice cream cone great now let them have it you can have it say thanks no oh come on kid you asked me that already now quit wasting my time hey you can talk to my son that way who do you think you are I'm Plankton you old hag and your son smells like boogers hey you can't talk to my wife that way what do you think this is I think it's time for you to lose some weight fatty that's what it is hey hey you can't talk to my grandson like that someone ought to put you in a mental hospital someone should put you in a box floating down the river Grandma I will spill your contents even if I have to tear you apart bye yeah molecule by molecule Adam by Adam tell me you love me I love me all right I walked into that one yeah yeah you did I dare you [Music] nobody else who's gonna get to see you again [Music] you're gonna be in a great mood all day because it's gonna be slapping your channels away with the power of Channel One Flat you got big chunks home fries if you add a mushroom the more you do it you take off my hoodie yeah I like it can I just keep it I have eyes you know they're right under my eyebrows bro you're if making fun of it me aren't you oh no no no I'm your friend I would never [Laughter] okay where's my burrito where's my burrito where combine I dream about cheese how to tell your loved ones you need help step one bring it up in a conversation gently hey Tori knock knock oh who's there crippling depression crippling depression who me step two stay Brave don't back out uh um well anyway I'm going to grillby see ya step 3 commit yourself to properly do I look hey are you going to get back with Dad sweetie unfortunately no I am already dating someone how's it going Junior [Applause] [Music] guys look my picture is everywhere I'm famous those are wanted posters Susie I'm famous I know you snuck out last night cakes play dumb who's cakes not that dumb why does Chris have a knife they felt unsafe well now I feel unsafe would you like a knife got your nose well I've got your wallet [Music] I'm a brave girl bonjour not a brave enough girl for the I can't wait to eat this Bagel yes you can yeah yes you're right you want to take a big shot I'm four alternate universes ahead of you oh soon like that more like 12. I know this place from the back of my hand you mean like the back of your hand all right we're here so I'm trans cool parent wait what Susie what I want starts with an h and ends with a G you want a hug if you want Mercury what Mercury is the 80th element on the periodic table its atomic symbol is HG which was determined from its older element name hydrodrium Mercury is the only one of two elements that is a liquid at room temperature the other being bromine this makes mercury the only metal that is liquid at room temperature just one birdly from me Rousey yes Chris whenever we are on our way to seal a dark Fountain no matter the diarist of situations we are in you always managed to put a bright spin on the subject you stay positive you always believe that everything's going to work out how do you do it well I'll tell you my secret Chris when I wake up I tell myself everything's going to be okay but I'm alive and I don't know how much longer I can do it have a swell night Chris [Music] what color is this gray now tell them what color you think it is dark white why is everyone arguing over top or bottom I'd be happy just to have a bunk bed should we tell him no no no no no no no let's not ruin his innocence my child is completely fine that's not even mentally or physically practical I I speak in hands too you ain't special so who broke it I'm not mad just want to know I did I broke nope you didn't know it Susie don't look at me look at birdley I didn't break it huh that's weird how'd you even know it was broken because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken suspicious no it's not if it matters probably not but spampton was the last one to touch it what the fifty percent off I don't even like articulated Ceramics sent right to your doorstep oh really then what were you doing with it earlier I used I used her to decorate my best aside at this time okay let's not fight I broke it let me pay for it my queen Ron says been awfully quiet really yeah really oh my Lord foreign [Music] anti-virus software oh good I assumed a nine-year-old kid and one a child a basketball game and one I challenged a nine-year-old kid to a bench press competition and one I had the worst day of my life oh blue oh he's crossing the wrong wires yellow people are dying I think it's green we gotta vote him up before we're all dead do you seriously think good old gruesome green the killing machines a killer that's his full name [Music] trouble [Music]

Channel: Skanaten Eg

Views: 13,607

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Id: cozJBnnyQE4

Length: 17min 23sec (1043 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 27 2023