Clean Undertale Shorts From Around the Internet Vol. 1

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pouch um bud friend fellow brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dog but i gotta warn you if you take one more diddly darn step right there i'm gonna have to deadly don't snap your neck and while so wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh do you want that do you wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture because friend buddy chum friend chum palipao chum friend if you keep this up then well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with you my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chump buddy unfinished business yeah tell me a joke hmm what do you call a bear that only attacks guys named i killed frisk yay knapsable [Music] i died wow [Music] huh toriel is gonna kill me hey it's good to see you're keeping in good spirits though toriel's gonna kill me [Applause] [Music] wow all right letter face hand it over hello threatening human i like your knife can i help you yes yes you can mighty neat ow your phone weirdo your phone hand it over oh if you wanted to use my phone you could have just said my brother's always borrowing it yeah let me get my body prints off first i always get angry messages from people saying i'm crank called them afterwards oh my god justin don't know why let me just get the keypad up for you are you freaking kidding me dude i would never kid about an important mission of interspecies sharing and caring hang on i'll change the theme to something of an appropriate level of cool for the landmark diplomatic folk this usually works come on human i know you can do it if there's one lesson i've taught myself is that any dream is possible if you really really try so i know you can achieve your dream even if your dream is to stab me i i don't wan i don't want to stab you i just yeah i'll keep still how about it i'm rooting for you papyrus huh you weren't there to pick frisk up we were worried hello sans hello lady asgore tori meet my new friend mr knife you won't have a bad time man because i know you will do you still want to use my phone no i want to go home do you want some pie mr knife please do try the pie sure thank you [Music] sans sup i have a question about your special attack [Music] it is called the gaster blaster yes and only you can use it yes crap crap crap so doesn't that mean you're the yes the last master [Music] oh heck yeah totally bro it's magic though so i guess i'm the gaster blaster master caster too first time i tried it was a total gaster blaster master caster disaster though [Music] i needed a gaster blaster master caster disaster blaster after stop owie thanks for bringing me to this fancy restaurant sans i've never been there before do you have spaghetti no but we have a great selection of items you can choose from and they can all be found on the menu right beside you okay so can i order two bottles of ketchup the side of mustard i am so sorry sir we actually can't sell our condiment bottles to people because we use them is there something from the menu that i can get for you sans this place is awful can we go home okay [Music] if you bite it and you die it's poisonous if it bites you and you die it's venomous what if it bites me and it dies that means you're poisonous what if it bites itself and i die voodoo what if it bites me and someone else dies that's correlation not causation you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos that's the most hopeful thing i've ever heard well what if i die tomorrow and never get any nachos then tomorrow is nacho lucky day get out human frisk are you all right papyrus what happened man i i don't know they were just like this what do we do oh god is that his soul don't worry i'll just put it back no don't touch it wait why not oh god why fear not dear brother way too late buddy we i have friskets fine and filled with determination nothing about this is fine and that's not the best part there are no good parts either after all these years finally i have hair there goes our happy ending it's so beautiful unfuse and undie right now i must sing happy now [Music] [Music] and i say [Music] yes office what is it um i just installed new balance drivers into your system and it looks like you're gonna have to manually calibrate them um okay how do i do that uh it's pretty easy um all you have to do is walk around a little bit um you're probably gonna stumble and maybe trip but i i promise it won't last that long maybe a few hours at most a few out alphys that's humiliating i can't be seen doing that well i'm sorry there's no other way the the weight and balances of your your body are so unique that i couldn't find any pre-made ah fine just make sure no one sees me okay i promise it won't be that bad what's going on johnny five sans what are you doing here well you see the doc invited me over to watch some anime and you know i had to jump at that opportunity uh what's with you you look a lot more clumsy than usual don't don't look at me [Laughter] oh hang on hang on let me film this oh man papyrus is going to love this this is humiliating hey what's up everybody hey sam greetings [Music] what a great little restaurant this is my brother you're gonna love this place trust me what do you want burgers or fries i'll have the burger sounds good hey grillby we'll have a double order of berg ah come on sans you're gonna stay in your clothes one of these days doing that hey that's okay i'll just borrow your shower hey sans if grillby's expands to a mobile location and asgore goes to eat there what would that make him what the burger truck king i don't get it i got it see he got it no i mean i got it as in i got your bones up here comes the grub ah yes excellent oh careful you might want to drain it first [Music] [Applause] up kid what you asking how i eat like everyone else kiddo what you don't believe me well it's like i have no choice but to show you [Music] and there you have it hey where you going ready for this sand i don't think anybody could be prepared for this shut up sans you just can't understand perfection attention monsters my name is papyrus i'm a skeleton made with magic boat and lots of cool if you need proof then look at my biceps because they're wearing sunglasses and that clearly means i rule my cooking skills unrivaled when it comes to spaghetti with sausage pasta noodles extra long and not a single creature has survived the dish but frisk just walked very fast that don't interrupt my song it takes a special kind of perfection just to match what i have been without ever having tried and that's why undyne wants me in the royal guard but aren't you still in training hey that doesn't mean i lied so if you think that we can be pals then you head back to be prepared for immense amounts of fun unless you're human and i'm afraid you'll be captured but you kinda made friends with one sans what stop plaguing my mixtape with incidental lyrics i thought they sounded pretty good well i think they sounded like not papyrus which is the worst kind of sound to be oh well sorry then it's okay sans i already forgive you come on let's go get some ice cream huh the pc is actually on fire right now i think that's the first time you successfully cooked something [Music] knock knock who's there the door [Laughter] hey papyrus i've got a cool new joke for you bro oh god no oh sans please wait wait i promise you it's not a really bad pun this time okay okay so a guy walks into a bar and he asks for a drink the bartender says i'll give you a drink if you could tell me a meta joke and the guy replies okay so a guy walks into a bar and he asks for a drink the bartender says i'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke and the guy replies okay so a guy walks into a bar and he asks for a drink the bartender says here you go so he gives the guy a drink so he gives the guy a drink so he gives the guy a drink so as i was saying about undyne i drew this for her do you think she'll like it hang on the fridge material do you ship us sans uh quiet sans remember what we are here for to keep watch for humans like that one oh my god that's a human right yeah yes excellent human you shall not pass this area i the great papyrus will stop you [Music] naturally looks like we're going to play the capturing game then so be it nothing a future royal guardsmen can't handle [Music] the kid left what oh well so be it [Music] looks like you must surrender to me human since you surely won't be able to pass my trap [Music] that kid sure knows how to get out of a sticky situation be quiet sans i will not be outsmarted human i'll get you next time next time eat it eat the spaghetti my spaghetti is the perfect trap to lure in that human sans as a self-proclaimed five-star chef and food critic i'd say this is my best dish yet we don't have tongues but whatever makes you happy pal i caught it sans i caught it wait really just look sans it's right here my cooking was too amazing i'll get you human no matter how much spaghetti it takes oh this is good so you're human huh why oh my god sans you can't just ask people why they're human why not can we have a moment of privacy please wowie a conveniently placed empty unoccupied house i want to make a good first impression on our neighbors [Music] oh a classic [Music] hello people of the underground [Music] hmm they might be too shy to reply to such a cool guy i'll go meet them in person instead hey bro nice to see you helping out with the community so are they paying you for this or is it on the house sans it's not a house it's a library don't you mean library b ah no i can't believe you made me write that what is going on out here oh you have got to be kidding me you know what it'll be fine i'm sure no one will notice [Music] isn't my little cinnamon bun just the cutest little thing he's such a cute little cinnamon bun i just want to pinch his little cheeks [Music] you see papyrus people here love pets we should get one what about a lovely absolutely no dogs i was going to say pet rock i suppose that would be a conversation starter and you know what else it's a real great icebreaker too i should have known sans how about we entertain the monsters of snowden we could start a band actually bro i already have a band you do yeah look [Laughter] you know i was talking about music sounds well i do have a trombone never mind since we can't win them over with music to their ears how about food to their stomachs to the stove way ahead of you bro [Music] [Music] the great papyrus is finished what do you think brother [Music] you hate it i can tell away it goes [Music] uh uh undyne i'd uh i'd like to give you something oh i'll faze you shouldn't have so sans let me see your lovingly prepared meal that you handcrafted yourself and certainly didn't buy well you see uh the thing is look papyrus a human well i just wasn't ready for the responsibility [Music] look at all the friends undyne has say maybe i the great papyrus could join the royal guard [Music] [Music] [Music] all right bro let's get you in the royal guard

Channel: Skanaten Eg

Views: 458,834

Keywords: undertale, undertale animation, undertale shorts, memes

Id: LCwJPOhquUc

Length: 20min 4sec (1204 seconds)

Published: Sun May 29 2022