*ppl practicing in background* davis: they sound really good (umu: so this is BTS. Theyre like a new like whoa yeah like taking over the world) kevin: my sister's a big fan (umu: it's kind of scary. ) kevin: and theyre very good on youtube. they have so many behind the scenes (umu: yeah and thats) jenny: OHH is it what it stands for? (umu: no, not what it stands for) (umu: bangtan sonyeondan aka bulletproof boy scouts.) shimon: yeah thats right fiona: wait bulletproof boy scouts? leah: that is bad. ass. (umu: these 2 videos are the most "pop-y" songs so like im curious to see what you think of the music i think the lyrics are on) fiona: OOh boy. im excited. lindsey: think this is an intro (umu: yes, its the logo of their company) fiona: that is so like. this is a business lindsey: MTV kevin: MTV fiona: yeah this is my first time lindsey: theres closed captioning on this one [dope playing in background] davis: oh snap kevin: wow jenny: he's Pretty jenny: HE'S pretty kevin: 2 out of 2 leah: OH kevin: WOOOW henry: oh my f*cking god kevin: this is not pop. this is like. 90s urban influences (umu: i lov that sax though) kevin: yea, i can totally dig into this fiona: is that soprano sax? kevin: SO real. practice rooms? fiona: thats like. synthesized lindsey: thats a such pop music thing fiona: it IS (idk how to transcribe this but shes vocalizing the riff) kevin: break it Down jenny: DAmn kevin: drones?! jenny: wait. this kinda reminds me of um. turn down for what kevin: (indistinct growling??) davis: you have like. this music and its, like, upbeat and everything's cool davis: its easy to Not pay attention to the words cuz youre just listening to the percussion and clapping davis: but. the words are Cool. fiona: BOI! (umu: have you developed a favorite yet?) jenny: DUde that dancing davis: im always over the top henry: everyone copies me kevin: immediately just the dance is a choreography Contender both: *lyrics* i reject rejection henry: wOOOOW both: YOU ALL WORK FOR ME both: *something about liking jimins tie* lindsey: i just really like the suit but like shorts instead of the dress pants look lindsey: i think its such a, like, frat boy look jenny: ooOH hEllo kevin: this could be my new favorite youtube video fiona: hes cute kevin: its got the long take, its got the good dancing kevin: its got good music jenny: choreography is pretty intense kevin: pretty DOPE (nice one kevin) jenny:the cinematography is.... kevin: exactly. kevin: OH SEE that was where they cut it kevin: AWWW yeah they made it too obvious leah: thats a interesting suit leah: wait are those like a thing fiona: we need to fight over him lindsey: you can have him fiona: awww jenny: i think this was like the prettiest group that we'e seen so far (umu: OMG) jenny: yeah, i think so. kevin: THat guy jenny: theyre like. Yeah THat guy ooh (umu: is that kookie?) jenny: cookie?? jenny: OK im a little scared now davis: OH yo yeah henry: sagging the saxophone davis: we watched another video where we were like this is totally something else too fiona: dang. fiona: i like that ~Bum Bum BUm~ (umu: *clapping*) davis: wait what do they want to do davis: this is. i ca-. its BTS style. he just answered my question. fiona: that skinny tie lindsey: its not a bad thing, its just what it is fiona: yes officer you could arrest me henry: that falsetto holy sh both: *mariah careying* kevin: *lyrics* lying wacks?? henry: WOw henry: dude. saxophone backwards lindsey: oh i like that because the end is like, like kinda like a sagging synthesized saxophone and theyre just like, still dancing robotically to it so it was kinda like the music was drooping but they werent? and it was interesting to watch that leah: if you play the saxophone (shimon: oh no) im sorry, but your instrument isnt as great as a horn. im not gonna pretend it is thats all im gonna say kevin: that reverse saxophone at the end though jenny: DAng kevin: *copying the riff* (umu: YAY ok so that was) fiona: dope (umu: fast forward a few years, this next one we're doing) kevin: okay jenny: alright jenny: Fire. so they got dope and they've got fire kevin: what if they put fire on the dope. or the dope in the fire kevin: OH frat culture! jenny: introducing his mixtape (umu: one of them has a mixtape (actually 2 of them do)) shimon: oooh its the one from last time LOL fiona: its the song they were just playing! fiona: thats so funny fiona: oh my god lindsey: oh that Is their song they're playing fiona: thats so funny. i love that lindsey: theyre listening to their own music. that like when bands wear their own merch on stage. not cool. lindsey: those jeans are like the ones im wearing now not really leah: oH leah: OOOOOh fiona: watchu want boy leah: its like the mask of death kevin: OH davis: im ready for this sick drop thats about to happen fiona: WHy are you on fireeeee????? lindsey: its like my Shirt davis: OHH Snap jenny: oh dubstep elements! jenny: Yeah, yeah its the same melody as turn down for what fiona: LIT both: WHAT leah: were they ironing a man while he was wearing a shirt? (umu: YES) leah: i tried to do that one time leah: what? lindsey: the other song was way more pop-y, this song is so much more.... rap fiona: i like this one more lindsey: its more hip- hop jenny: WOw that bicycle thats me kevin: i hope they dont do that to a piano lindsey: its like the angst of the aesthetic kevin: LALALALA kevin: that did not make the noise i expect- OK henry: wOw fiona: this is amazing leah: *copying song* fiona: oh my gooood fiona: rap fiona: OMGGGG its like lil jon but kpop lindsey: lil JON lindsey: thats what he does its like *engine revving sounds* henry: Bang davis: bang kevin: the korean michael bay jenny: I Was thinking the exact same thing, like this is the michael bay of kpop groups we've seen so far kevin: then theyre all gonna turn into giant robots davis: oooooh snap theyre cookin shimon: LOL theyre playing on the stove leah: i feel like its like a little kid that realizes fire exists and they just wanna set everything on fire fiona: WHat is that fiona: BOWWOWOW lindsey: squad goals (2X) fiona: *howling* fiona: that. shirt. jenny: pink shirt, blond hair, im into it fiona: i LOve claps kevin: WOW alright show me the grand finale kevin: oH SHIT jenny: he took the lighter, and then he touched it davis: i think im gonna add this to my playlist fiona: this is a Rave. i wanna be where theyre at. jenny: MAN the choreography is so tight kevin: the lighting team is so tight jenny: WOah whered all those people come from leah: they uh, set things on fire right? jenny: FIREworks!! davis: OH mygosh fiona: THat looks so much fun!!! lindsey: and all of a sudden he's stage diving fiona: i love it davis: they got like fireworks and like. people. and like..... all the lights henry: that dudes cbhbd NO Way leah: *lyrics* i'll forgive you? jenny: thanks kevin: so what is the point of the song leah: are these like the after scenes kevin: man... oh i thought they were wearing Leggings davis: cool fiona: WOO fiona: wait. uh super trooper cowboys. what were they? (umu: bullet proof boyscouts) lindsey: super trooper cowboys???? (umu: LOL) jenny: you know like, in songs we hear in america today theres a problem where you get like this really nice buildup and theres like. no drop. right? but i feel like this entire song- like it just started off being the drop and it was just. the drop. the whole time kevin: i like the way it just drops and stays there (umu: what do you think of this one vs DOPE?) davis: i would say music wise, i like the sax one (dope) more the saxophone sounded cool. i think samples like that, theyre fun to listen to and you get to be like 'Oh wow saxophone' kevin: i like this more. i even like the Video more jenny: i like dope more. (umu: okAy) jenny: because i thought it had a little more variety than this one kevin: i like the drop. i think this one was more memorable because it kept on stopping and then it kept on FIYAAAH leah: this one (umu: fire) shimon: this one is better (umu: so, i think you obviously like this second one better) lindsey: yeah , i like the song better like the first one was really pop-y, which is fine, i dont have anything against that but i like the hip hop kind of style more fiona: i liked their outfits in the first one more lindsey: oh i liked their oufits in the second one more fiona: thats your aesthetic vs mine lindsey: that is my aesthetic henry: both these songs were, like, Bangers davis: yeah theyre bangers henry: definitely like thats like their main goal kevin: theyre both extremely energetic but in very different ways one of them is like- jenny: ALSO epic sax kevin: yeah it was pretty hype jenny: this would like, make you haul ass at the gym leah: i dont remember dope (umu: the stupid saxes) lea: OH leah: anything's better than saxophone shimon: yeah you cant say that youre gonna get SO many people shitting on you leah: i LOVE saxophone and all of its people shimon: look at all that sarcasm leah: ok i'll try again leah: i apol- shimon: i LAV the saxophone leah: hi i would like to address the people of this united- the world of america i think the saxophone is a lovely instrument and i really place an important part of our world *someone playing piano over her* and saxophone players everywhere are appreciated and loved exactly for who they are *dramatic piano intensifies*
