Umu: Okay so this group is BlackPink and they debuted this year Lindsey: Oh that's new Umu: And they're our age, btw Davis: Oh they're Lindsey: They're our age, thats actually, I'm glad you said that so that we can put it on con- when we're watching this Davis: So they were like 13 when they started Umu: Basically Davis: Oh my god Lindsey: I'm just glad that we know this ahead of time so we can watch this video and just think how little.. Lindsey & Davis: We've accomplished Davis: I can't wait to feel like cr*p after this Lindsey: Yeah Davis: Awesome *High-five* Leah: Did you bring Doritos, specifically for Shimon *Throws bag of Doritos* Shimon: Are you serious Shimon: But I'm eating dinner right after this Kevin: I'm ready Jenny: We're ready *Misses the button* Jenny: I missed Kevin: Wah- Leah: It's like Mario Kart Jenny: Don't hug me I'm scared Henry: Pringles Fiona: A control Henry: I think it's a video game Fiona: Oh Kevin: Man Lindsey: Censorship Henry: That's right it's a video game, what the hell is wrong with me Henry: What Fiona: Liquid Leah: Hey boy Davis: OH *Laughs* Lindsey: This is my sh*t Davis: This is good Davis: This is, This is badass Jenny: Woah *Beatboxing* Jenny: This is soo aesthetic Davis: Again already dope cinematography Lindsey: Mhm Fiona: I'm... I ssstaam, stan! Stand Umu: You did it again Fiona: Stan I stand it Fiona: It's my stan...? I don't know Jenny: Damn Leah: Yeah Leah: I feel like they're cussing and I don't know it *Laughs* Shimon: Probably Fiona: I like the little bells in the background Jenny: Woah Henry: Acoustic guitar Fiona: Yeah I get that Leah: Ohh *Claps* Fiona: I love when music has claps in it Leah: Do you see it? Leah: Look, like you break them pixie sticks Lindsey: And now it's black Davis: Ayye Lindsey: BlackPink!! *Trying to whistle the tune* Lindsey: I would listen to this at my spare time Leah: this has a lot of like different themes in it Shimon: Yeah Leah: Do you know what I'm saying Jenny: This gives me a spring breakers vibe Kevin: Totes! Umu:is that a 5th? Fiona: 6? UMU: High 6 Henry: octave* fiona: An octave! Jenny: Wait is it in major...? Kevin: I love the glitches Shimon: It's like Brahms *Laughing* Lindsey: Sexy french maid Davis: Oh Jenny: OOO that was pretty cool Leah: Zoom Henry: I'm your nana's dad Davis: She's definitely my favorite Lindsey: She's badass Davis: She's, she's my favorite *LISA* Fiona: Her necklaces Henry: WHOA!! Drop it like it's hot god damn Lindsey: She should be everyone's favorite, she's hot Lindsey: Not just hot in terms of appearance she's just like hot in terms of presence and just like talent Davis: Yeah Jenny: I think this is, this whole thing is in major Kevin: Yes it is Jennie: But for some reason it gives off a minor vibe *CLAPPING & HUMMING* Jennie: What was the.. minor 1 Kevin: That's a minor Jenny: Wait that's in minor Kevin: Ohh see but that was in major! Henry: Video wise Umu: You don't need to understand Henry: It's like a really seriously cool work of art actually Umu: Aesthetic! Yeah yeah yeah Henry: Like whatever is going on continue doing it Kevin: Video is great, I think the video is soo on point with the colors Henry: Ooo and that's like... almost reggaeton cuz they got that like- Leah: Shimmy *Laughs* Get it Shimmy, shimmy! Davis: That was soo good! Lindsey: OH MY GOD I LOVED THIS! *CLAPPING* Fiona: Girls slay, okay I'm a fan Henry: Boombayah Fiona: Dude all the little background chii, twinkly things and the *snaps*, *claps*, *whistle*. I love that. UMU: Yeah i really likes... yeah Shimon: That was a lot different than all the other one we were watching, it was like alot, it was less upbeat Shimon: What was it about, like what was the narrative Leah: She said love Umu: No wait, let me look it up Shimon: The lyrics Umu: I want your heart, cut out your heart and show me confidently, sometimes do softly call out to me like a whistle in my ear Shimon: Hmm Shimon: Cut out your... Ok, okay Leah: That's what I do, to like like get guys, I just cut it out and hand it to them raw just like that Shimon: Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong *LAUGHS* Umu: What did Jenny think? Jenny: UHH that was very weird Jenny: I feel like I was enjoying like a really nice fruit smoothie but then like every once in a while I'll find a piece of celery in it *GIGGLES* Henry: That was soo freaking cool Fiona: Now this would be like my pump up in the morning jam like wow I hate myself don't want to wake up and it's like girl you're a badass Fiona: You got this, it's you're alarm? Umu: Mhm Fiona: I'm a genius Umu: Next one is called Boombayah and it's sexy af Lindsey: Boombaya my lord Boombayah Umu: They released this with Whistle Lindsey: oh like in the same time, they release them same, same day, same day, same time same everything Umu: Soo people died Davis: Dropping fire makes... Lindsey: Soo people had to spend a whole eight minutes of their life listening to that one song Lindsey: I would spend a whole like 12 hours of my life listening to them at once, maybe more than that Fiona: Ayyoo, Bam bam bam, air horn, bam Lindsey: Look at that hair...rainbow Henry: There's candy in her hair Davis: Yeah..at least they're not doing it on one and three Leah: Ohh Kevin: Spice girls *SHOCKED* Lindsey: Oh my god they're hot af Henry: Hands up Fiona: I wanna go clubbing to this Lindsey: Black to the pink Henry: Black to the pink yeah Lindsey: I get it Davis: Full credits Lindsey&Davis: WOAH woah Davis: That's soo cool Lindsey: Oh my god that was soo cool Lindsey: Does her shirt say wonder wall........ no it say's beyond kawaii Henry: It's just like weird arpeggiations and what not Kevin: That was a lot Henry: I'd have to listen to it a few times if I were to actually pick it apart Jenny: That hip action Kevin: Yup Lindsey: I like the ripped jeans Henry: Interesting progression Jenny: IRREGULAR MEASURES Lindsey: I would get down to this Davis: Forsure Henry: Yeah, absolutely, although the.. Fiona: Turn down for what Henry: This music is actually weird Henry: The progressions are super, like super not traditional Fiona: It's like Bollywood-esque Henry: This traditional elements to progressions Fiona: I'm getting that umm Henry: Yeah it has to that melodic minory, harmonic minory sort of like... Fiona: Yeah egyptian Henry: Yes Umu: It goes more into that in the final chorus Lindsey: It's the girl Davis: Yes, Everyone's favorite Davis: Like she's just... Lindsey: She just stands out Davis: She just raps and I listen Davis: I don't really know what she's saying but I'm listening Henry: She's the rapper Henry: BRRRRRR Kevin: I like it Jenny: She can rap Lindsey: Brrrrr Rambo Davis Brrrr, *gun noises* Henry: Wow Fiona Badass Kevin: OHH Jenny: Or maybe her Kevin: The Big Lebowski!?!?! Fiona: Trippy Leah: Oh Davis: Oh my god Leah: They're very close Lindsey: Yeah I had my rap phase Shimon: Are they close like Mamamoo Jenny: Skin is so shiny Kevin: After affects Kevin: Or vegetable diet Henry: Yeah I see what you're talking about Davis: I'm trying to figure out how to say it Lindsey: Put it into words yeah, it's like a... Lindsey: They just..straight out of rue 21 Umu: Boombayah Leah: Boombayah, Boombayah Jenny: OPPA?!? Kevin: That was like waaaa Henry: I'm just thinking deeply about how harmonic progression right now Umu: Yeah, no that's all i think about Henry: I'm just sort of like Lindsey: I love them Davis: Oh yeah they have rainbow braids Lindsey: Can we play them tonight Davis: Yeah Shimon: Hm *LAUGHS* Leah: They're name is Black.... Henry: I get it, except it's weird because it's like that piece *HUMS THE PART* It's like a weird sort of diminished thing cuz there's two types of octatonic scales Henry: There's whole half and half whole which is whole step over half step and the other one is the opposite half step over whole step Henry: So like, and that was like F~ F sharp, G sharp, A, it was like weird Henry: So that's why I was like.. what's going on this ain't just minor..what's happening Umu: Yeah you looked really confused Henry: I was just.. I realized for a moment that I stared at it for like 30 sec Henry: Just like confused, because why is.. Umu: It was going where you were expecting Henry: Yeah, I was like reminded of caravan which is a jazz standard that has F and G diminished Leah Boombayahyah Shimon: There's a lot more rap it's cool Leah: I like the sound affects they were like ahaha but it was a wopped better than what I do Kevin: This is not my favorite, this song is cool Jenny: They have my favorite... Kevin: This song could be a guilt pleasure Jenny: I think they have the best fashion sense tho, like so far like every outfit, every shot has been very nice and colorful but not too much Umu: Do you like Whistle or this Boombayah better Fiona: Yeah I liked the first one more Henry: Yeah me too Fiona: Um I just fanned them Umu: Whistle like a missile Leah: Boombayah had a tune that like I can remember Shimon: Yeah it's stuck in my head Shimon: For us since we don't speak Korean when's there's something like boombayah, they say repetitively and also like..it's like a sound worthy Leah: Yeah Shimon: It's easier for us to catch and I guess it's easier for us to remember and get into it Henry: Okay if I was not a musician I would like the first one better, as a musician I like the second one better Fiona: Excuse me Henry: I'm just saying Fiona: As a musician I liked the first one more Fiona: Musically analyzing it you like the second one more, that's what he's trying to say Henry: Yeah that's what I'm trying to.. Henry: I'm not trying to throw you shade Fiona:UHH Lindsey: I think I like the first song better actually, I mean I like both of them a lot Davis: I liked Whistle Lindsey: Yeah I liked whistle, I mean I really like both of them I would listen to this group Kevin: Boombayah Jenny: I mean i liked parts of Whistle a lot better but the other parts of it a lot less Jenny: But then Boombayah was all around like kind of flatline for me, so I don't know Kevin: Oh Jenny: I guess I'll take Whistle cuz like the music video just made it Lindsey: Amazing I can jam to this Jenny: They got the best of both worlds Umu:Oh my god Kevin: Did you just reference Hannah Montana theme song Jenny: Cuz Miley was like she started off sweet and then she got really sexy and wild and that's exactly what they did Jenny: And they copy like not copy but they like use both of those... Kevin: I like how you were just trying to have a, best of both worlds Umu: Do you still like Mamamoo better? Henry: Yes Umu: Okay Fiona: I think I like this one more Henry: WOAH Fiona: But it's the most.. BlackPink Henry: Pick your stan..b*tch Fiona: They...okay Fiona: It's a little less cutesy it's more like boss ass b*tches Henry: Yess Fiona: And my inner boss ass b*tch which is not inner, my external boss ass b*tch really identifies with BlackPink
