Chainsaw Man Abridged - Episode 2

hey wow you know this car is actually pretty clean it's unsettling can I vomit to make it feel more homey please well this is the government's car so you can do whatever you want sweet I was bluffing though I have not eaten in literal days a is perers hungy perers want a little snack that was weird hey does it taste like dog in here or is it just me please tell me it's not just me please sh [Music] hey thanks for the non-edible suit boss but uh who's this Sasuke looking ass this is Aki AI will feed you isn't that right AI Aki will do what I had someone break into my house to take some Jurassic Parks siiz [ __ ] in my toilet that clogged it so bad I had to cremate it I had to buy a whole new toilet and I know it wasn't me sleep [ __ ] again because I found a half a dozen Taco Bell boxes next to said Jurassic [ __ ] which by the way was not fed man that's [ __ ] up who would just do that but yes anything for you makima I will feed the degenerate that's great to hear I'm so happy I can depend on you Aki thank you please allow me a moment to speak to this thing alone for a moment won't you have fun you two if we're not going to a Shaky's Pizza I'm going to be [ __ ] pissed what the hell dude I thought we were going in the shaky Pizza not that you were going to beat me up outside of it though this is pretty nostalgic daddy Sensei used to beat me up in this very alley you're not cut out for this line of work resign immediately or you'll just end up getting killed by a devil uh look dude if you're flirting with me you got to let me know right now cuz my people skills are less stable than 12 horses superglued to a [ __ ] fence he thanks for putting that out bro however basic cigarette etiquette is not enough to save you from my w I'm going to get the security camera footage from this shakies and show Maka me kicking your ass nowhere else there's a camera my bathroom dude what not for weird reasons I know it was you who shot that [ __ ] my bathroom will be forever defiled with your [ __ ] Sten I will have Revenge oh [ __ ] that was your bathroom H mama just drove me there in the car handed me the keys and told me to go Hog Wild uh she'd never do something like that we're cool well if you're so cool then she won't laugh when I do this some talk you to hard yeah we super bonded um we're pretty much lovers now okay calm the [ __ ] down ball kicker I'd never work with you oh that's a shame shut up that makes me so sad AI oh I mean the thing I said it was a joke it was a funny joke you know me I'm a jokester I'm sorry ma'am you can count on me ma'am idiot that's not how you say your name it's m m m Muk mukbang sorry I'm I'm not used to saying actual names I I'll get it right before the end of the series probably I'm so happy to hear all those things you just said those were definitely words that just came out of your mouth I have one more thing to tell you both but you should get cleaned up before then I can't have my special boys looking all beat up dude is it just my [ __ ] or am I rock [ __ ] hard right now keep 5T away from me or I'm cutting it off more like 3 Ines in I I mean 5 inches in I mean six I mean I I I'm I right I'm shut up so no one told me life was going to be this way being a chainsaw man my dick is made of blades like I'm always God if you just [ __ ] in my bathtub no okay maybe well that sure was an average amount of time it would take a human to do something it's his fault for making us late don't you ever drink my shampoo again but if not food then why smell like food and taste like food yeah denji don't food so good denji congratulations I would now like to assign you a but a buddy what like a shap around n see I'm I'm more of a lone wolf kind of guy for example the last time I went alone on a mission I died so so take that [ __ ] what do you mean a lone wolf didn't you have that weird dog thing with you I still don't think it ended very well for me that's great to hear your buddy's name is power she's a bit on the temperamental side so make sure she doesn't cause any trouble oh good more cats to her I like cats here she is now by the way she's a fiend so try not to get killed as well behold it is I your new Lord and Master power you may foul before your new Sensei at your leisure about now please Bell I'm going to keep talking until whoa whoa is it even okay to let a fiend be a devil Hunter you are a fiend if it wasn't okay you'd be killed actually can we talk about that I'm not a fiend I'm special my cumman saids so welcome to special division 4 power denji please take power out for walkies and try not to make a scene also please stay away from civilians power stench is repulsive to normal humans hey so do you remember what machima /ne Daddy Sensei said we were supposed to be on patrol for yeah or ignore me that's cool over there okay number one why and number two the [ __ ] human my kill count far exceeds yours I have consumed four Rock pigeons while you were not looking keep back I'm going to put you in a blender and drink you hey now there you there now what are you up to oh hello officer I too am a cop polic man guy or whatever the words in this wallet say I don't know dude leave him alone or he'll find out where strippers man this sucks there's no devils and power keeps eating pig and the occasional evil orphan and she's really good at finding them too it's like save an evil orphan for me man you know what would POI do in a situation like this uh Power oh yeah I'm so excited for tonight right in the open on the streets yeah I'm in the phone booth next to the prolapse danus devil you better make mine look just like his baby okay maybe not just like it's mine the kill is mine all mine oh I don't get paid enough for this [ __ ] wait you get paid for this [ __ ] the human did it huh you shut your pigeon hole this [ __ ] ran off on her own and ate anything that moved unless you like that manila envelope in which case I actually did all of those things n- you should fire him out of a cannon and into the sun could both of you shut the [ __ ] up sorry I didn't mean to yell an outburst like that was very unprofessional denji what's up baby are you going to be cool with your new buddy because if not I'll have to get rid of one of you sorry what I I I was staring at a car uh two of them a good answer power are you going to be cool no an even cooler answer denji you're on the ice now both of you please pay attention as your next mission is of utmost importance hey did you get anything Markiplier said cuz I was kind of too busy staring at her uh I was staring I I was staring at her I was I was staring at her tits okay cool yeah thanks that uh definitely answers my question thank you for your order please take my froy load oh hey Cat I lost my cat sick I don't know what I'm supposed to say to that makima said you have to help me get my C back mhm she said that she she said it you know that's funny cuz I kind of remember something about a bomb uh you sure that's what it was yes well then hell yeah we're going to do it if you pull this off I'll totally let you squeeze the girl power that's sexist and it's kind of shitty of you to objectify women like that sure I think about boobs all the [ __ ] time and about how I want to squeeze yours and you know what I talked myself into it let's do it and I'll make you vice president when I take over South America yeah just the first thing is fine the first two things we're here to discuss division for spending and other less relevant things did you donate to my favorite vtuber like I told you to that was really important to me I'm not even supposed to be here right now I'm supposed to be eating the trash and what of the first and second death star projects are they fully operational I think some of the things you said are wrong all I have to report on is that my collection of puppies are doing well in regards to devil killing well other than the dead ones there are so many dead ones how is B supposed to buy Wolf piss without my donos I vote we kill Elder two which one of us is Elder two is it me oh it's me isn't it I just talk all in favor I agree oh beans well this was one of the meetings I've ever attended gentlemen it was incredibly unproductive and a waste of taxpayer money we should do this more often good day I think she was Elder number two I mean aren't we all Elder two deep down now it's here it's here hey you know the last time I was at a place like this I got betrayed yeah yeah but that definitely won't happen again over there that was the very house that my cat went kidnapped or whatever my lie was hey you know so I just looked through the windows in that place we're walking to and um Power why is there a giant colossal bear-sized bat in that house that didn't really answer my question where are you taking [Music] me if you're hitting on me I'm really into it a

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Length: 11min 40sec (700 seconds)

Published: Fri May 19 2023