Causing $1,000,000 VEHICLE DAMAGES in Crash Master 3D!

just drive your car safely through the rolling pins of Doom that's what they said [Music] worked out great [Music] hello everybody I'm kindly kid and welcome back to crash Masters you guys know the drill we need to drive really expensive cars through very very scary Machines of Destruction and um it's going great it's really Everything is Awesome my Ferrari looks just like the day I bought it from the junkyard but there are some really cool vehicles that I want to unlock in this game I think the next one that we're unlocking right now is like a souped-up truck which is sweet but at some point I'm pretty sure there's just a full-on like cargo plane which seems like an insane thing to drive through an obstacle course of death and something that I'd love to try so we're gonna try to get there and of course in order to get there you just need to not have a completely broken vehicle and I'm working on that I think the last time we played this game I unlocked a monster truck that was pretty sweet I would love to do that again I mean not unlock it I mean like actually drive it that would be cool oh my gosh those I think I sent one of them uh and he thanked me on the way he was like thank you I've always wanted to go and it does like the anime thing where it goes you know what I'm talking about anyways so if I'm looking at the progress here correctly I think that there's only two more vehicles that we need to unlock in order to unlock the cargo plane which is just ridiculous you can see it way at the end there what level are we on I need to actually get to the level to find out what level I'm level 55 that doesn't seem right I feel like I'm way further along than I should be like as far as Vehicles being unlocked are I don't know it's kind of weird because you can see the levels underneath each of the podiums the monster truck is level 65. this thing that we just unlocked is level 72 only on level 55 that's I'm just an overachiever what can I say I think the way this typically works though is that every time you unlock a new vehicle it automatically gives you that vehicle to like use for the first time so we're gonna try this crazy looking box car I I don't know why does it have a bunch of boxes are they moving this has to be the worst moving experience these people have ever had why did we choose this road to move to this is this is the worst way of getting to our new house that we could have possibly chosen hey just pick a road no pick the deadly obstacle course it makes moving more fun fun and you'll definitely not lose any of your valuable things that are packed in the boxes in the back of that truck oops I love the idea of unlocking this thing as well this is like a 1920s era like mobster car you see that I see a bunch of dudes hanging out of the windows with Tommy Guns what the heck that's a that's a crocodile up to this point we've had nothing but mechanical things trying to to destroy our vehicles and now we have an entire crocodile that's not a normal sized crocodile either that's a full-size crocodile okay yeah sure no that's totally normal I actually want to try and land in the crocodile's mouth that's I would love to no okay we gotta go a little bit slower this is actually hard it's harder to land next to the crocodile than it is to actually get over the crocodile I hit his nose he didn't even eat me he just hit me with his nose that's how powerful the crocodile is okay here we go here we go we're going in oh oh gosh yeah all right crocodiles that pretty strong mouth huh that was awesome okay we've made it over the crocodile now I think there's only one little Hammer I call it a little Hammer but look at what it did to my Ferrari oh that one kind of hurt I want more weird animals to eat my cars what is going on here this is just a bunch of garbage are we just hanging out with a bunch of garbage shoots and giant golf balls get out of here I need to get through oh my gosh what how I do I have reverse in this game I don't think you have reverse in this game you can only go One Direction well this is awkward how how do I okay there's no way I just have to restart and hope that the golf balls of death don't get in my way is that the secret or maybe I just took too long I don't know I'm the one breaking the walls that are holding up the golf balls now well that's confusing but that was way easier than the first time and I have no idea why let's see what our next vehicle is ooh the semi truck I really want the monster truck though I think I've only been able to play as the monster truck once come on hook me up game oh this is a bad idea oh gosh well I hope there was nothing valuable in the back of that truck but hey on the bright side I made it like the people who own all the stuff in the back of the truck really care if I make it next who is it oh the Tesla cyber truck what a weird looking car let's jump you that kind of worked out until I didn't actually land on the ground wait for it and do your do your magic Tesla there you go well done sir well done okay the Hammers of Doom ow nope this is fine this Yep this was all part of my plan I'm stuck I cannot move we'll just try that again uh I don't like the timing of that oh my gosh I didn't realize the Cyber trucks could actually fly that's a feature that uh might cost you a little extra that's all where are we going we may have just entered a new dimension but it's okay we're back the Cyber dimension okay okay that this is not great wait we might am I really stuck I'm stuck again for real well that hurts jump that was beautiful honestly this on the other hand is far less beautiful and we've got through it actually super easily why the timing my timing is so bad this is fine this is how the Cyber truck is designed it's supposed to work like this yeah it's a feature it's actually a Transformer it goes from a working car to a not working car Autobots roll out or don't I'm gonna do this I'm gonna jump my little Mini Cooper there you go I always connect Mini Coopers to bank heists is that is that the Italian job that's the Italian job right but now anytime I see a Mini Cooper I'm like they probably just robbed the bank oh we're so close Okay one more level and we'll have the mobster ride I don't love the look of these hammers ow that's fine we're good I just went for it that was a very bad choice on my part I could have timed that a little bit better we were so close sometimes you see the Finish Line you're just like just go for it man just YOLO it oh we're good we're good just just go for it yes nope no maybe hey all part of my master plan and now we have a new car to ride let's go this thing has to be incredibly heavy right like the whole thing is just made out of solid steel gosh what in the world kind of obstacle is that that looks like something straight out of Bowser's Castle why are you putting it in front of my car oh my gosh that's terrifying as well um not great this is not great all right let's get past the uh roller of death the Bowser roller of course okay the pin Stamper I mean everything was going so great until that happened that was intense all right this thing scares me deeply okay thank you for not murdering me in one go and then you just you just time your your your movement there you go beautiful you'll never just alive coppers that's something that they would say right monster truck monster truck come on James does not want to give me the monster truck all right fine I'll just drive my sweet Toyota Supra I've I've pretty much maxed this thing out at this point so that's pretty cool go go go go go go go oh that was incredible I don't know why like sometimes you get just insane amounts of speed at the finish line and then you get hit by something some invisible force just stops your car it's Rook let's upgrade let's upgrade our durability the last time we drove the Cyber truck and went through that pin Stamper that was uh that was a good indicator that we should improve our Tesla's uh durability okay yeah that felt great thank you for that oh thank you for that as well game that was really nice of you you wanna you wanna not okay all right reset you just gotta get the right timing that's all it's all about perfect timing just like that see couldn't have asked for better uh timing on that one all right we're doing a great job team excellent work everybody is invested in not getting completely decimated and that's true teamwork why I thought at the very end we were gonna get robbed oh oh all right hey there's light at the end of the tunnel and it's this insane looking play What's the next car that I am going to destroy oh we're gonna do a little bank heist let's do it get a Mini Cooper hey wait wait for your moment beautiful well done riding a wave it's like surfing okay that's not like surfing that's gosh those things hurt the Spinners these are fried yep perfectly good condition Mini Cooper right there I think that's still drivable right you just kind of gotta Crouch down a little bit but you'll be fine you'll do great oh it's tractor time let's do this and of course you gotta have the logs gotta get these logs safely to the end those Crash Test Dummies waiting at the Finish Line are all waiting for these logs there's nothing more in life that they want than these logs and I will deliver it to them I am basically the Uber Eats of log delivery services sorry Crash Test Dummies it's fine I got new logs everything's gonna be great and our friends oh well sorry about the logs guys I know they were really looking forward to those logs um it's just gonna be me today all right you guys okay they they look okay yay they still throw confetti hey we're halfway to unlocking the plane all right we're doing this it's Jeep time no problem gosh okay why is my timing just so bad as long as we get to the finish line doesn't matter if my car looks like a can of Coke that I drank the other day just gotta get to that finish line just gotta get that confetti orange muscle car Sweet let's upgrade our durability we got some cash let's spend it okay why why my timing couldn't have been any worse just gotta pretend that never happened just wait just go with the flow there you go see no don't you're getting ambitious there oh my gosh I'm stuck I'm just constantly okay I'm slowly getting consumed that's not great okay I didn't know that there was another one of these things in front of the first one that we passed okay it's it's not my fault I I it's my fault just go dude look at that no damage whatsoever incredible I I think this might be a new record that's that's amazing and we almost have to play another bank heist all right bring it on see the key to robbing a bank properly is out running the cops right and the best way to outrun the cops is go through obstacles that you have clearly mastered see just like that but they have not you could just imagine all of the police cars behind me that are getting smashed to Smithereens and my perfectly good condition Mini Cooper at The Hideout we're about to unlock the plane One More Level I think it's gonna be a cyber truck level I'm scared don't let me down cyber truck all right just yep just that's fine it's I'm I'm redesigning the Cyber truck to be more aerodynamic obviously nailed it just gonna try that again yep there's my streamlined cyber Truck design yeah I felt like yeah we could we could streamline that even more if you say things like streamline people go yeah that's that guy knows what he's talking about yep see I'm streamlining continuing to streamline oh my goodness it is so streamlined everyone's going I agree people are standing up and clapping at this point and we've done it what I feel so lied to okay one more level back to the Supra the Classic this is our starting car it's so appropriate that this will be our final level until we unlock plane oh man the timing was just beautiful all right we're just gonna go for a quick swim let's try that again but with less ocean water yep yep nailed it nailed it look at this Initial D drifting unbelievable I'm flying through the sky with the power of Crash Test Dummies we now have a plane how in the world am I gonna what that's what what is this thing it's a smart car this is so not an airplane what um excuse me game I do not want to be a smart car although I mean it is pretty cute smart car versus giant crocodile that's a fun idea this is not what I want though where's my airplane seriously I feel so betrayed I'm hoping that it didn't like glitch there's not even a smart car in this lineup of cars so where did this thing come from oh okay there's apparently a boat can I please be the plane respin I'll watch the ad okay we're gonna re-spin I don't see a plane I'm doing it again oh my gosh that car is a plane what the heck please come on come on nothing's gonna be left on this wheel respin just get the hot dog in the bun I hate this game I've respawned like six times and it's not gonna give me the plane I'm I'm crushed I'm heartbroken I don't know if I can go on anymore I'm so mad why would the game do this to me I unlocked that plane I worked hard for that I just wanted to be a plane so much to ask a boss I mean that's still pretty cool but it's not a plane fly bus fly oh it's beautiful who needs airplanes when you got flying buses I still want to drive the airplane though and I'm really sad that we can't airplane it was one away Uber logs incoming and we get the logs there we did beautiful well either way we got to crash some cars and that was still pretty sweet just not an airplane I'm gonna go cry now

Channel: Kindly Keyin

Views: 762,872

Keywords: kindly keyin, keyin, mobile, funny, new, new mobile, mobile game, android, ios, new game, funny game, 100000, miles, max level, car crasher game, car crusher game, crash master, crash master 3d

Id: FMQA1rUVLw0

Length: 17min 20sec (1040 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 08 2022