[I just want it to be known before I record
this voiceover that I just had the most perfect nasal strip application in human history. If there was an olympics for this, I’d have
just won the gold] Every once in a while, you come across a mod
for a game that is so unrelentingly absurd that you wonder how nobody made it sooner. If you’re familiar with randomizers in something
like Pokemon, you know how weird the game can get when they’re used, and New Vegas
is no exception. Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas If It’s Randomized
To F*cking Hell? This is, without a doubt, my favorite mod
of all time for Fallout New Vegas. It was probably the most fun I’d had playing
New Vegas since my first playthrough. Before we dive nose first into the madness,
I need to prepare you for what you’re going to see. I’ll take you through 3 events that happened
in this playthrough that, in any other video, would’ve been one of the stand-out moments,
but here, they’re ordinary. They’re a single injury in a thousand car
pileup on a bridge that’s about to get hit by a tsunami on a planet being sucked into
a black hole in a universe that’s just a simulation controlled by beings who are bored
and about to reset and start it over again. First example. After a harrowing journey through the bowels
of a randomized hell, I made my way to the Strip where I saw the entrance guarded by
the usual assortment of robots and just before I’m about to start blowing them all away,
this mother er dressed like the Lone Wanderer from Fallout 3 sprints towards the gate and
gets killed. Next example, I was running towards the Strip,
minding my own business, when I see Victor in the distance. I thought I’d be nice and say Howdy. I walk up to him, press E, he immediately
goes hostile. It wasn’t Victor, it was some hostile wasteland
creature disguised as Victor. The third thing, you’d need to see to believe. the Mr House performing in front of the curtain
was literally a Brahmin’s ass. By now, you’re probably wondering what kind
of a mod this is. Well, this is the Fallout New Vegas Randomizer,
and it’s stupendous. I’’ll walk you through what it does. NPC heights are random, their inventory, armor,
and weapons are random. The contents of most containers are random. Your starting stats are random. Inventories for most merchants are random. The creatures that spawn throughout the wasteland
are all random as are their sizes. The weather is random. If there’s one mod you play in your life,
make it be this one, it’s amazing. Okay, I think we’re ready to get started
with the real game now. Into the game, the first thing I noticed was
how large and laid back Doc Mitchell is, it’s unsettling, but if that bothers you you’re
gonna have enough aneurysms throughout this video to wipe out your entire bloodline spanning
back to the beginning of time. I left my SPECIAL stats random because it’s
a set-up I’d never really use, took my seat, went with Barter, Lockpick, Medicine, Skilled,
and Wild Wasteland as my Skills and Traits, got my back, and went outside to find Victor. At first I was sad, he was nowhere to be found,
then I realized that he was just the littlest rat. Bartered with Chet but couldn’t buy anything
useful, went back outside where I noticed I was wearing a radiation suit, Easy Pete
seemed to be recovering from dental surgery, Sunny Smiles seemed to be having an interesting
evening, Cheyenne was suffering from scoliosis, I blew a Settlers dome into the shadow realm
to claim his weapon for myself, and abused Sunny Smile’s random generosity to claim
the ultimate prize. The firearm she gives you is always random,
so I went through it a few times until I got something I thought was worth keeping. In the end I settled on the Alien Blaster
because you never know what creatures you’ll come across in this world, Joe Cobb was threatening
Trudy which was odd given how she appeared to be a walking tank, and before leaving town
I walked through Hell towards the schoolhouse to see what nightmares lie within. It was horrible. Even on Very Easy, with all the randomness
from the mod, it was a lot more difficult than you’d expect. This mod is a work in progress, there are
still some NPCs that are mostly vanilla. To make them more true to life, I killed them
to make them like their McDonald’s ice cream machine counterparts and noticed the first
and most annoying bug caused by the randomizer mod. Sometimes NPCs and creatures will be immortal. The only way to fix it is to save and reload. I killed a father and son as they inspected
the corpses of their fallen family members, was lucky enough to have the opportunity to
destroy another family in the overturned bus where two coyotes usually are, fixed Snuffle’s
leg, and spoke to Chomp Lewis about the Deathclaws. There was a deathclaw but it was small enough
to not be able to catch me while I inspected the abomination that was this protectron,
I led the baby deathclaw to Quarry Junction Station in hopes of it killing them all, it
didn’t, and I began taking out all the Deathclaws in the construction yard. There was a green ghecko, an elastic yaoi
guai, a Lakelurk, an eye-bot, I fed lead to a Venus Fly Trap, heard the feral moans of
a Ghost Harvester and used Dynamite to blow him to hell, and then I spotted it. The Deathclaw Mother, it was none other than
Mr House himself. We still have not even begun to scratch the
surface of everything this mod has to offer. I sincerely hope someone with the proper knowledge
of how to do it makes mods like this for Fallout 3, Fallout 4, and Skyrim. Imagine if you showed up to fight Alduin in
Sovongarde and it was a chicken. I spent a little while looking for the Great
Khans lurking out in the hills, never found them, questioned my own sanity by wondering
if they ever really existed at all, the vile scum that is Malcolm Holmes interrupted me,
unfortunately I was unprepared to battle such a monster of a man and neither snuffles nor
the injured quarry workers cared enough to come to my rescue. Then, it hit me. Everything on Black Mountain would be randomized
as well, and I had to know what Tabitha would be, so Niell’s Shack was my next destination
and let me tell you I was not disappointed with what I found. Instead of Super Mutants the guards at the
gate were a Yaoi Goui and a pair of radroaches, killing them was hard on me. The young Deathclaw pulled a Young Sheldon
and put up a hell of a fight. The top of the mountain couldn’t been impossible,
it was filled with Sentry Bots made out of silly putty. A weird side effect of this mod is that some
creatures aren’t naturally hostile towards you, you have to attack them first, like Sentry
Bots, so if a Super Mutant is replaced with a Sentry Bot, it won’t attack on-site. Tabitha’s lovely friend was already awake
when I entered the warehouse, and a new problem emerged. Let’s see if I can explain this. Her robot, Henry Dillmand, is supposed to
be unconscious on the table, but it’s also an NPC, this mod randomizes it which is why
it’s awake when I walked in. A Lakelurk has no “passed out drunk in a
bowl of soup at christmas dinner” animation, I don’t either, trust me. My hunch is that it’s supposed to lead you
to Tabitha, but it can’t which is why the door can’t be opened. Raul let me down, I was hoping he’d be some
wacky and crazy creature, but it appears as though there’s a hierarchy of strangeness. Raul is an abomination and an NPC, but being
an NPC takes precedence over being an abomination or a creature like a ghoul. After rescuing Raul, I had my first and only
crash which is surprising as all hell considering everything this mod does. I cannot possibly overstate how much I love
this mod, I had such a great time playing through it. Being high out of my mind probably only contributed
towards that a little bit. That said, if you’re gonna play a mod while
you’re not sober, this would be a fun one. Wanna know what Tabitha was? Have a listen. It’s just marvelous, isn’t it? Even with Tabitha’s keys, I still couldn’t
escape the storage room, all the goodies inside are sealed off from this dimension forever. After informing Neil of Tabitha’s demise,
I continued sorta towards the Strip. I wanted to get their eventually, but detours
were welcomed. And on the way there I spotted Victor and
went to say Hello, as you already know, it was not victor, Tabitha’s brother came by
to feast on my corpse, I went around Victor’s line of sight, and spotted REPCONN Headquarters,
a location filled with wasteland creatures. Off a Find corpse I scored two great weapons;
a deathclaw gauntlet added in the Lonesome Road DLC and a unique variant of the 12.7mm
pistol. One of the robots was a baby centaur, the
tour guide was boring so I tore him apart, no squares allowed on planet cool. The little centaur kinda popped when his soul
fled his body. The Giant Spore Plant talking to me was just
as odd as you can imagine it to be, same goes for the Tunneler on the 2nd floor and the
Ghost Harvester on the 3rd floor. I cardio’d my way all the way up here because
I remembered a briefcase full of money was somewhere up here, what I got was even better
than that. The Brotherhood Soldier died and went to heaven
but the halo that was supposed to join him as an angel in heaven has a learning disability,
it went to the wrong body and got stuck, but it’s okay, I found it, and I’m gonna make
that work harder than it ever has in it’s entire existence since the beginning of time. It offers health regeneration and the timing
couldn’t have been better, a giant Nightkin Master spotted me and took umbrage with my
comments towards religion. The biggest rad-scorpion you’ve ever lurked
down on the 2nd floor. Back outside, I scurried towards Camp McCarren
to see what kind of class warfare kerfuffle would go down between the fiends and NPC,
remarked to myself about how we could take this mod to the next level by making all the
birds in the sky random creatures too, led the fiends and soldiers into each other and
immediately lost track of who’s who. I was both impressed and repulsed at how the
NCR finally started adding children to their armies. It’s a bold move. By the time of this fight I still hadn’t
realized that the immortal character thing could be solved by loading, we entered the
Glowing Sea, I obtained some Stimpaks from a traveling merchant which were a godsend
in this unpredictable world, and was oh so worried that the robot vendor at the gun runners
would be something so small that I wouldn’t be able to interact with it through the glass. Then nightmare became reality, almost. In a sea of irregular events, the Gun Runners
offer refuge in the form of the world’s most boring bouey. The Vendotron has his usual assortment of
items. It’s a nice thing to have. With all the different ammo types and different
weapons available, it’s harder than you’d think to get ammo for weapons you have. I sold some stuff, bought more stuff, nothing
in particular, used a Thermic Lance I’d gotten off street trash to buy myself a Service
Rifle and a Silenced 22 pistol as weapons to fall-back on, returned to Freeside, met
a cyclops, entered the Silver Rush, saw the smallest person I’d ever seen using a banana
peel as a weapon, due to a bug this cutscene never ends so this part of this quest line
can’t be played at the moment, saw some guy with a skin condition as a member of the
kings, it’s good that they’re an all-inclusive bunch. Rex was a real let-down, I took a job from
the big cheese and allowed Orris to escort me through Freeside. I realized about halfway through our trip
what he was wearing. It’s the birthing skirt your mother wears
during the opening of Fallout 3. It made me uncomfortable to hear a man about
to give birth talk about how exciting the Wrangler is. I initiated a war in an alleyway, got the
Courier’s Duster off a theater major, naturally I took the birthing skirt as well, reported
to the King that there was a rampaging immortal giant causing problems, took a 20 ing thousand
caps worth weapon off a king’s member who died, was uninterested with whatever the King
was gonna have me do next, made my way to the Strip enterance, was greeted by the giraffe
man, watched the Lone wanderer get killed by the Strip guards, and took the term extinction
event to a knew meaning. Then, to get in, I cheated by giving myself
the 500 caps I lacked, and I spoke to Victor to get inside the Lucky 38. Unfortunately, I could not speak to Mr House. Recall what I said back at Black Mountain
about hostile NPCs. I think because the Centaur and possibly the
floaty guy are naturally hostile, and if they’re hostile it means you’ve attacked them, you
fail the quest because you just attacked Mr House’s guys, or at least the game thinks
you did. I did take a quick trip up to the top to see
what House looked like, got ed up, went outside where Victor was unhappy with me, then, after
killing Victor, Victor came out of the Lucky 3rd 8 to avenge Victor. With Raul back by my side, I rode to the tippy
top and battled against the robots within. It took some effort as I had very little in
the way of healing items or weapons. Once the fighting stopped, I struggled to
figure out what Mr House was supposed to be. Then, like a ing bolt of lightening, I got
it. Mr House is literally a Brahmin’s ass. Can you see why I love this mod so much now? Because that Mr House cannot die, so too was
the Brahmin immortal. From there, I found the Mr House I’d missed
as a Securitron. You know what the absolute best part about
this mod is? Nobody else is going to have a playthrough
like this. If 100 channels all did playthroughs of this
mod, everybody would have completely different experiences. Time to confront Benny. I had me a silenced weapon, but I didn’t
account for today being his birthday. This changes things. I swapped to hollow points, then surveyed
the landscape to calculate my plan. ing Raul pulled a Darlene and went after Benny. I had a quick save, I had to act fast before
Raul ruined this for us. I got 500 caps from him, immediately forgot
what he said we were doing, I went to his room, he sent his goons after me. He ed up, Huey, Louie, Dewey, and Bert are
no match for an angel. Turns out angels are over confident. I retreated in time, had my weapons, forgot
about Raul, bought a grenade launcher, and began my rampage. It didn’t go as planned. I put it off, went to do other things. I set my gigantic sights on Primm, battled
Godzilla, bravely ran through the minefield with a broken leg, got a Tesla Cannon from
an escaped convict and Father Elijah’s weapon from Benny’s brother, Johnson Nash appeared
to be the town doctor, Prim Slim’s been hitting the gym. That’s such a ing good joke. Mrs Nash was ahead of me in wanting to break
into the safes in the room, didn’t get any good out of any of them. Decided to see which of these freaks I could
kill. Got a good few of them thanks to the power
of God. Allistair Tenpenny seems to have had a gambling
addiction, and with Father E’s gun I went to cleanse the casino of its inhabitants. Beagle was saved, next came the super gamblers
upstairs. I was shocked to see another angel resorting
to gambling. And just when you think this thing can’t
get any better, it does. ing look at me. I wasn’t gonna playtime my way through this
like some ing child, it was time to get serious. I put on my armor. Beagle was free, the town was in shambles
after 40% of their inhabitants were wiped out by natural causes, Lilly was a synth the
entire time, such a creature could not be allowed to live, another mole man attempted
to take me on inside the gas station, Yes Man was in jail for war crimes, I found another
wild Mr House and was almost able to attack him. I found his VATS outline. At Mojave Outpost, I took 2 jobs. One is to clear out a highway underpass and
the other is to check on Nipton. Outside the weather started to get stranger
and stranger, this is nothing compared to what comes later. Closer to Nipton I took on whole host of your
standard wasteland creatures like Ghost People, Nickelodeon Gheckos, and rogue robots. The Nipton Pit Stop really showcased how annoying
that immortal NPC issue can be. If you’re attacking group of people there’s
a real chance one of them won’t take damage. The Jackal Gang Member was Actually an Enclave
Soldier but the soldier was actually a skeleton. Sadly the skull cannot be worn with the mole
mask but it can be worn with the halo, so that’s what I stuck with. And, I you not, Oliver Swannick was my brother. And I killed him. I don’t know what game Jackyln’s playing
but the Jackyln I went to high school with was a so I killed her. The assortment of eye candy on the crosses
was not as marvelous as I’d hoped, neither was Vulpes or anything he had with him. From there, I entered a portal to Oblivion
and made my way to the Tops to confront Benny. It went about as well as it could’ve given
how many Chairmen were rocking’ the full-on cripple suit. I went outside, dropped off what I didn’t
need with Raul, killed a baby spaceman, found the matching skeleton suit in Benny’s room,
we really were meant to be it seems, we complete each other. But the entire thing is heavy, if you’ve
ever moved human bones you’d know that, so I gave it all to Raul, went back to my
trust gopher hat, Yes Man was sadly only short, and the time had come to handle the other
factions, strarting with the Boomers. Almost. Mr House needs to go. He graced us with his presence, the real mr
house was a sad little letdown, the sun set, and I killed George with an infinity pistol
before making it through the boomer bombardment. I always knew the king Boomer would be walking
propaganda, she’s got a capitalism sign as a weapon, that’s why I killed her with
the future. I got a Medicine Stick off one of the boomers,
another was wearing Eulogy Jone’s outfit which makes me wonder if some Fallout 3 armors
are in New Vegas by default or if the mod added them. Next came the Brotherhood of Steel and New
Vegas turned into a ing horror game. I could barely see a few feet in front of
me. Over time it got better, I had two rare occurrences
back to back based on the probability of what just happened happening, had some visibility
at least, then went back to Hell. I used a sniper Rifle to take out the Fiends
staying in the destroyed ruins. Violet and her grossly deformed puppies were
no match for me, not even Violetta, her namesake and most reliable show dog. With most of my weapons skill above 60, and
a weapon belonging to the final boss of a DLC, none of the creatures I found myself
fighting as I took the back entrance through the canyon to Red Rock were much of a nuisance. I didn’t tell you when it happened, but
I found 4 Holy Hand Grenades a while back an I used them on everyone inside the Great
Khans Meeting Hut. The two giants predictably withstood the explosion,
but nobody else did. I didn’t get anything too worthwhile from
them, though I embraced patriotism and got All American by killing a friendly soldier. Veronica was my objective, I’m trading one
soul for another. She’s willing to through her life away because
she already fulfilled all her dreams, she’s already got a dress. She got me inside the bunker, Ramos wasn’t
taking any chances with outsiders, I found a gold bar in a footlocker, bought even more
supplies from the vault doctor and checked in on the Elder. Wans’t anything too impressive. My work there was done. I bartered more, and began taking out everyone
inside Gamorrah. The kids can really go to the moon when you
blast them in the chest with a gun or hit them with a rocket propelled fist. The White Glove was a disaster. Someone inside was cursed, maybe it was one
of the kids, because I just kept exploding no matter what I did. For a while it even transcended reloads. As I searched the corpses for toys, I noticed
something, a little man blasting me. Wanna know why it was so violent? This white glove spawned with a debug weapon
and I didn’t notice that it does 14700 damage per second. I basically got the Scarab Gun from Halo 2
and never used it. With the jobs done, Yes Man transferred his
consciousness into the cow, the proper NPC appeared, he ran through the upgrades with
nothing down there showing anything. Hadn’t properly yet wiped out everyone at
the White Gloves to satisfy the quest. So I went back, I didn’t go too crazy with
the number of people I killed, it was a very controlled and selective extermination. Kimball was of no concern to me, I used Esther
to wipe out everyone guarding the power station, went to the dam, accidentally pissed off the
NCR too so I had to fight both them and the Legion at the same time. One was a doctor cowboy, another was a lobotomite
farmer, this one was special, he seemed to stand for everything the Legion despises. Inside the offices, I used the Alien Gun because
I never really used it, and I can see why. This is the video game equivalent of playing
kickball during recess in 5ht grade and having the teachers on your team. Like the ball kicked towards the face of a
child, if my projectile hits something it’s gonna do massive damage and the corpse is
gonna be unrecognizable. Mr House, because he’s not a computer, got
a report on how the 2nd battle of hoover dam the old fashioned way by showing up at the
dam in person. This reckless idiot cost me a few of my limbs,
I made sure to disrespect his body for that, the world went boring as I approached the
Legate’s tent, and I planned on laying down 9 bottle cap mines, a couple regular mines,
luring the Legate into them, and blasting the entire stockpile with a holy hand grenade. I didn’t expect the legate to be so small. After giving him the Jesus treatment with
a nail gun, Skeletor sent him to the moon, mole man took a bunch of drugs, Oliver tried
to threaten me, a gigantic as Yes Man showed up with his most trusted securitrons and even
brought Mr House along for the ride. I melted Oliver and his goons, Yes Man thanked
me for my assistance, I shot the narrator, and beat Fallout New Vegas with it being randomized
to Hell.
