Can I Survive the BIGGEST CIVIL WAR in Crusader Kings 3?

hting the man the myth the legend I have countless of videos where I take this incredibly powerful Viking ruler and conquer all over the world but what if instead of focusing on just his life we played this entire Dynasty from the very start in 867 all the way to the end in 1453 one Dynasty one Legacy and a lot of Viking adventures with a long line of rulers and kings that can all Trace their lineage back to the man himself 150 years from the start of the game FY rangar the fifth of the Hasan Dynasty rules over his realm known as the trickster his master of intrigue and plotting is unmatched though Infamous for a dark dark past this is the fourth episode of The hting [Music] Saga in the last episode his grandfather FY ragar the holy gloriously fought off the Crusade led by the wicked Pope but now a new Mission lies ahead in this episode ragner the trickster will fulfill his grandfather's Legacy and dismantle the papacy once and for all yet his ambitious nephew Toki has other plans he seized the crown of Italy and split the hastan realm into two parts to reclaim what rightfully ours no tactic is off the table even if that means spilling our very shared blood two May wear the crown but he's no true king Italy will be ours again the realm will be reforged in blood right now we need to take back Italy now he has a quite sizable Army but his allies are my vassals meaning they probably won't Rise Against Me Like My Kinsman y b isas on it should be said that the Hast Dynasty has a whooping 122 members and and even though we're a hated kinslayer people tend to like us for the most part except for some sho's vassals like the stoneface king hak neuter my uncle probably because I killed his brother and I blackmailed him but less talking and more fighting I'm going to seize the lands of the Italian in a massive war to subjugate him now this will eat up my subjugation claim but it's more importantly to keep the realm together in this case so that's exactly what we're going to do and we'll deal with the succession issues later we're just a few minutes into the video and we're already having our first Hasting Dynasty civil inside War but I'm telling you this war will be far from civil cease the entire Empire htin would roll in his grave if he saw what happened of his descendants but H isn't here anymore now the capital is here so that's what are put up by troops raise them up and March them over the border and we also get a diplomacy perk because Lord knows it this man needs some diplomacy we're going to pick up bef friend then we're going to slowly befriend as many of our Kinsmen as possible we a pretty low chance because we have insanely bad traits but we'll try it anyways I also had an insane idea to go raiding and capture women so I could give them as concubines to my chancellors to my vassals and make them like me that way but alas we'll hold off on that idea we need to divide and conquer we need to be Swift and we need to be effective all those words koifish mean exactly the damn thing what the heck are you on about take your Adon well in one battle we earned a whopping 50% War score and also because our Dynasty is so shabish we gain 646 Fame and 161 gold because you better believe it we've completely maxed out the pillage Legacy giving us not only more Prestige from battles but also five gold for every 100 man we K well that's 100% as we just captured Empire Tiki OAS you fed back to VES in your castle and I went in there and said it is me FY ragard your uncle hand over your titles and and that's literally just how it went yeah the war is done and the realm is once more intact beautiful wonderful other adjectives that describe something good we can also nominate a successor as they implemented Scandinavian elective that's actually great it's Prince hting fredon that is my son and my air so let's start voting for my air and hopefully we can get him to the higher rank he has a lot of vote but there is also a whole lot of electors what's important here is that we need to become more liked and the fact that we literally killed our own uncle that doesn't bod well for us we can't really clean of that scene so the area we have left is capua benevento the papacy and a bit of Venice let's get that fixed right away we'll conquer all of kapua in one DUI war and we'll seize the remaining County of benevento in a county War now hold off against fighting as Pope marinos because God damn 25-year-old Mega Shad Pope that's lustful you I seduce him no he's not attracted to men and you call yourself an Italian am I marrying my cousins to to my nieces are we going the way of the Habsburg it's all about keeping it in the family isn't it let's settle this war before we start more Wars just like that we'll capture some cool prisoners and we can Ransom them for a boatload if we need to that's a problem Earl serker a man that's not even of the hting dynasty has just gotten a claim on my land that's goofy but we took fogia nice and just like that we've taken the rest of the Italian's land these places are actually very well developed I'm going to give away lucera to Prince Hower K son of Italy who is one of my older house members it's the hting Dynasty use a different flavor we also control our homeland of monteu beautiful very beautiful I also got fostered in a fox as a North tribal control the entire of Sicily damn I'll now have my wife help me to manage my domain that will let me keep the wonderful napoi and my spy Master is wielding that spear like he's going to stab me with it very gently damn I'm almost seduced now it's time to beat off the Shad pope now I know beat off sounds a bit suspicious but I mean like beat him off the island not anything else bro get your mind out of the gutter now we tried to fight the pope before and that completely backfired you just called in a bunch of troops and then like caught me by surprise as I was racing my armies I literally cried for weeks we we'll get our holy order a man is already hiring them but bro I need them more get over here and the Battle of tery oh scratch that the slaughter a tery the swis guard will not tell their story for you again get out of here and that made me a bunch of gold that's good because I need that gold and we just got communal government that's great we're actually gaining quite a lot of Innovations communal government will let us increase the development even further nice let's pick a Battlement it's going to take 9 years that's like nothing and the Battle of TI let's go and we're coming into Rome like true barbarians huh I bet this one feels familiar to a lot of the Roman citizens at least they've heard of it n is it the barbarians again the Goofs listen the only go here is my big TTY goof girlfriend Empress oh my god of house uu uu notices your Dynasty another Cadet Branch known as B house bought it's like boat and just like that Rome has been ceased very nice I now own the beautiful holy city of Rome this is massively Sac religious I lowkey want to keep this that's really high development so that's what I'll do n man they did not name j Ric the short no bro don't do it no the Hast ining Dynasty huh with six houses we got stuff like B Hast ining sating Hasting the and of course OG Hasting damn I'm just glad we're still the strongest but one could say that the Hastings rule the world right now God damn you got fat what happened happened with my rival at huh king herut take this fat Indian woman get out of here and I got a diplomacy perk the game rewarded me nice we pick up groom to rule just extra points for my kid that's going to be good well let's seize all of Britany that feels like a proper good War we'll do it through a simple conquering of his own Dy get the Ls up and March him in there what the hell no they caught my ories as they were racing again but I'm not going to let you stop me come here the king is captured the land's taken we'll create a title and give it to Prince Evar fredon my son congratulations you're the JW you're the man but why can't we raid why our Dynasty is supposed to have unlimited raiding where's the raiding that's what we do hello hello hello we've lost the raing I can't believe it that's it I'm going to start banging my cousins well it seems somewhere along the way we've lost the raiding but we we might be able to pick it up somehow maybe we left it around some Bend you know well Nothing is Stopping Us from claiming more land and FIA is looking like a snack but we let our troops rest for just a little bit they probably need it and we also have a little bit of a faction Brewing the Venetian Catholic populists damn all right calm down so what's missing huh they say I don't completely control Italia what more do I need am I blind am I very stupid well the Pope's pissed and he coming back for Rome so I I would like to do this as quickly as possible I think the main problem is this war as this counts as being occupied and not completely ruled by me I could be wrong there could be something else staring me right in the face and I don't understand it but as far as I know I completely hold all of Italian I should be able to kick the pope out no the frog the frog has been hiding is the same color you little dog and the Crusade about to fire in 12 months you you little sneak you little sneak Thief offer vassage what do you want religious accept n that's it I'm going to kill him instead how could you I have to win Super Quick he's he snuck behind my nose under my nose assault the fort oh thank God he's captured and there we have it we can do it we can dismantle the papacy will this will this stop the Crusade let the Vatican burn the dissolution of the papacy after centuries of being belittled and deceived by their missionaries the followers of Odin have finally taken their Revenge upon the followers of the Christ God the heartlands of their faith having been conquered with the favor of our Gods their churches pillaged their priest stripped of all their power and dignity thanks to my glorious Invasion I have rid the world of this cowardly religion and Avenged the disor brought Upon Our lands and our ancestors by the trickery and I know trickery when I see it cuz I'm literally the trickster okay the vatican's cathedral were Sanctified and rededicated to oudin using the blood of marus himself was sacrificed on the very altar they used to preach from their dead God could not protect them after all God damn that's brutal but I have a ringing ding little problem they still want to attack me I mean all of these people are now without a cause but also without troops what the heck I did what I could my father and now now the Christ Church God is gone the Catholics have zero fervor H we'll see them completely exploding very very soon but they're still going to try to Siege it back one last hurah Hur fine if that's how they want to play then that's how they want to play we'll cut back on some of our flish spending to save up a bunch of gold our court is massively bloated we could kick a bunch of people out but it's a part of the appeal maybe blush here maybe we don't need blush are you called blush h he wants to VI something glorious to heck with it we can we can spend a bit well we're now on new goal to fend off this last trade this Last Crusade and then we can secure the Mediterranean by us taking mayura so we beat the war drum we'll also start picking up some h of body traits so that we can survive a bit longer well uh something must have gone wrong because passionate plead to join against the enemies of the Cross has been forced because there's no one there's no one the Catholics they're not real pitiful what is this anime Arc FY ragar my grandpa fought the Crusaders hand to fist leg to knee and send them off but the trickster no no no he doesn't let them fight he kills the pope and ruins their will and their fate truly solving it in a more well trickster kind of way but we need something else King Arnold the fat of aquatan once I have taken his land well H it's time to secure the Mediterranean we'll take manura and we'll do it with use the holy order since they're free as we are Lally the Viking pop let's go and thoris grew up nice how many daughters do I have H can I get more daughters also why does my cousins Hate Me Now murdered family of course I'm so sorry it happens well we have the crown of THS and it sort of feels like we should have it displayed just you know as a reminder of once was once was The Peasants tried to hand over money and I you take more of the money nice what's the development at like in M where we rule from 24 it's not really keeping up is it I like how slowly just forming up gold here by by standing on this plot I guess that's what we're doing instead of raiding now he look we have another raiding guy would be fine if we could raid but I know a way that we could return raiding to the hting dynasty ecosystem once again well that's this area taken very nice we'll give the island of Minorca to a hin God damn it I'm going to make a I'm going to make a bootleg hting Dynasty oh my Lord literally finish this main quest and starts doing goofy stuff but that's it we're going to make U we're going to make something very goofy here okay and we'll send him gifts two gifts damn I'm going to make this guy absolutely boom okay the raiki a dynasty is going to be huge best of luck homie we're also now out of our truth so that we can take Land from the fat king we'll take all of malor CPR and we raise our many band of soldiers here including the jumes Vikings stack wiped and we earned a whooping two two gold no uh uh 300 gold as well as the Dutch of borca my nephew is a Catholic well it's atin that deserves this land so he gets it and the hting dynasty can secure the Mediterranean we will get mes of the Mediterranean giving us way more development a whole bunch of renown and a new kingdom Mar my friends nobody can oppose us let's go and another Dynasty Legacy truly the Most Blessed of timelines we'll go with constant care as I'm really trying to boost my Dynasty with kin how are the Catholics doing they fever seems to be back up again after losing the papacy mostly because they gained a bunch of heresies over and over again that's odd the AI exploiting well the next option would be the dynasty of Many Crowns we need to put 10 Kings we need to put 10 Kings on Independent Thrones we get a bunch of renown and the dynasty of Many Crowns modifier that's huge now what do we do now we could either conquer the rest of Europe go back and take out the Norse try to destroy Germany or take out the rest of Christianity or perhaps we set up a new little project something so goofy that people aren't going to expect that I know what we'll do I have no interest in ruling Africa we can just set up a bunch of African kingdoms and sort of lead them to their own device and that's the way that we'll be able to get the dynasty of Many Crowns I just let them slip off in the succession now that would be amazing we'll start with the mreb invade Kingdom of the mreb there's only one more man that would oppose us but why don't we use holy war him as well give us the grand Emirate we will do like the vandals and steal a lot of land and against the mrei we go for an invade Kingdom causes belly the great colonization no that's maybe not a good name has some weird connotation to it that I want to avoid heck no we're going to colonize Africa my boys let's go Rally Point kagi Let's get a move on we got Africans to conquer come on well that's tunisha taken very nice a good foothold let's give this to someone that will properly take care of this oh yeah in y gason he's going to do fine in tunia best of luck my My Kinsman married to daughter of one of our Kingsmen God damn it stop keeping it in the family stop trying on me how can you be so fast well we captured Prince AF I yadid of the grand emirat so wow we went to the wrong God damn it coish why did you conquer Africa why are we conquering Africa why is this the African campaign well it is now congratulations we'll go tomorrow time to make my very cool Kinsman the JS of very cool areas in Africa hey dwarf son congratulations I'm sending you to Africa to to to rule one of the Holdings we just built no it's not a punishment what are you talking about it's an opportunity well there we go heia is now in Africa new and improved nice and we right away provide some assistance count Frick the Shad is going to convert these people super quickly let's go hello Moroccans how are you doing not good the Vikings are invading us help well the Moroccans and the sweds are fighting good luck with that and while they doing that I'm sneaking a goddamn Siege over here he's captur his son well that's a 100% War score thank you very much I can't believe it but H India has grown and we are quite severely above our vassel limit I'll fix this right away don't worry well the Africa Conquest is going well I don't see why we should stop I mean other than the ethical reason that these are a sovereign people and we're taking their land but I don't see why we should stop let's take this area that should be the gateway to Africa wonderful that's where we'll go once that is taken can we can use Serge in and take the gold from the Gans once again unethical yes but also God damn hilarious I also can't get over the fact that The Grandmaster un's nickname is the silly he just a silly little warlord silly little guy well uh This was meant to happen right oh no why are you so angry Muslims I'm sorry did I take your land god damn it this is a problem the interconnecting relationship between us and the V oh it's it's no longer valid uh maybe maybe I just scared them maybe I just cancel that huh sorry but no Revolt for you well there's a slight problem about what we're doing we're just Marching In the goddamn desert this is the harshest terrain we've ever known or people are going to drop like flies over here Duke Karim became a marshall how you can't just you can't just go in there like a boss and do that yeah damn it Karim why would you do that Karim the scammer well first area taken we simply leap from over him and go for the capital well that's the man captured thank you very much Africa is open for business oh my God thank you so much for just being this nice to us look at this lovely area who's going to get this well we'll steal the entire Kingdom and we'll Grant it to of course count Sven the king of Ana congratulations King Sven oh my God you look uh vaguely Asian maybe that's just what the people look like well you're going to rule he gets the letter is like bro you listen bro you're about to have a change your plans please travel down to Africa because FY ragna needs you to control a bunch of crazy Moroccans oh my God that kid's dead I just doomed that kid tell you what talking about dooming kids we could do a great Crusade against the Gans because we only consider them hostile we can do Holy Wars but doesn't seem to be an option here we can do a great holy war and take all of G now the gold mines are down here those are sort of the ones I want to take yes sorry to say but this was just a ploy to get gold but it happens you know it happens well uh there's no breaks on this goddamn Hasting train so we're going to start conquering G and now the game's updated so we can do a holy water for Gana right away like shooting fish in a battle an African battle whoever gets to the farbas first and steals his gold wins a special prize the farbas is gold Eeny miny Min Mo catcha Farm by the toe if you holder please consider using your great ax to dispatch of him the purks of having as much troops in every Army as your entire enemy's Army is that they can't really oppose you very good the kingdom of Gana is ours you're never going to get this back let's raise the runstone kingu and become healthy there we go a bunch of areas taken now we'll pull out the Ledger of all elgible Hastings God damn this is glorious what an insane playthrough it's been and and it just keeps going now we're conquering m can't believe it what an absolute glorious time we've had but it just keeps going we do have a slight problem my son is dingling cut off and around a second isn't going to be my air he was great now it's gone to Prince Evar fredon who is of my own liking and deceitful man and he's my son of course and his grandson well he's not too bad either but the lineage man the lineage it's being broken up it's tradition you know we've had this thing going for a while now but like a pond of water we can't let this stagnate too much we also have enough gold now that we can create some pretty hefty titles right off the bat will make the kingdom of Scotland I don't wish to rule here anymore Duke Thor brand rules stles so he gets to become the main Scottish King very good very nice very neat God damn it it's so unreliable fighting here in Africa cuz you're fighting one realm and then the realm ceas to exist and you splits up into a thousand more I'll help I'll help my enemy with the Revolt because he'll need that now there's a peasant Revolt in Rome yeah buddy we can't have that you know you got to stop well that's mly takeen what a mess what a mess wait we can make another holy order where do we put this one then huh of course in Italy second holy order let's do it the faithful of tear and the jums fightings of course you better believe it I was worried we lost the last one cuz they're very powerful and I I sort of like them you know is the house of MOA still kicking around what do they rule wait did did The Descendants of B go to G Galia volia what the moon they're still kicking and we're still ruling Sweden I forgot about that man we could just take the rest you know other than that fact that we're Allied but I'll just leave the north to be I have enough out to hell with it give me all of this an Iberian foothold hold areas of Iberia and a and a kingdom sure we can do that we can totally do that I'll start by taking Navara I'll also put a pain out their mystery local man gets tired of Africa murders his rival and conquers a bit of Spain no it's going to take so long for them to rise up stop stop move run flee flee we'll do this one with the Allies then and tell you what we can also take our wonderful culture and reform it I want to get raiding back in here I want to keep raiding we have only the strong and buy the sword I'm going to get rid of performative Honor this is the one that surely adds one more night and let our women be Shield maidens oh we have to oh we have to wait 5 years oh well I I can do that I I'll I'll live for that long I'm healthy I'm spry I'm a cool guy God damn it it's so fun you sieging stuff it's glorious what's this it's a war the fans they want to take France that's it we can't let them do this what do you take me for H you you you fian f fian Fang we're going to se lands first here and then we'll go for him well that's the war one with visaya now we completely turned cow around and kill the fers mils no one can conquer France only me I Hasting or the man that was Hasting before I'm starting to lose it I'm insane wait Hasting was insane it's literally me Hasting is literally me crush him rightly crush him righteously what's this little Portuguese man that I've captured huh that we can Ransom him for a lot of gold well if I win this I will get 2,000 gold so I'm going to win this Crusade i s of feel like it's worth it now can't believe I'm 72 and I'm still kicking talking about kicking we're about to kick these people out is this not proof that perhaps it's time to once and for all kick out the Christians from Europe and I don't know what is well the air is captured and I'll gladly take that 2,000 gold thank you that certainly makes things a lot easier I'm now very rich and that run Stone's going to be paid for how Hast steing truly one of the greatest houses known to man with 13 sub houses like orus scer Hasting as what are all of these and of course the original Hing we need to get our Vengeance on those that dare to attack us I'm going to conquer all of lotharingia but that alone is not enough I'm going to conquer all of Germany as well because it's not enough to use rule I have to rule completely we fought you once we'll fight you again crush them crush them drive them out into the sea I'm telling you war is really good for B business and the jums Viking will assist of course are no Rivals with this little dwarf King yeah no wonder why I'm taking his area I'm taking his area code March in and crush him oh yeah that's what I'm talking about who is this your little dwarf scar pettin of MMA is it here but uh oh yeah he rules damn you traveled far oh I'm sorry man holy macaroni well I stole his crown that's kind of goofy not giving it back hits my head just as good as yours he he hey all of loia is ours and now we move to Germany like not literally I'm not you know I'm not Turkish I'm not going to move to Germany but we move over to Germany and start conquering it but holy macaroni there's a lot of Titans here should probably divide those up or us usurp the entire Kingdom and granted to none other than my gosh darn grandson en your king R gear we also assist him with converting the area it's super quick with j s oh here returns from where from where what that's an ominous little popup oh I'm terrified my rival and I we got seduced huh I got seduced by my rival that doesn't sound like a healthy relationship the loaring and the Frenchmen are grouping up again from Venice to oh let's go a proper War 40,000 soldiers now that's what I'm talking about and now I'll quickly Siege down this area and Conquer it as swiftly as possible foral Fort assaulted Germany conquered now we switch over to Warfare Focus we're going for strategy and we you serve all of Germany and hand it over to scarpine my son scarpine King of the Germans married his own cousin what a hapsburg in move now watch this a glorious massive battle out number two to one but with our battle prowess and the fact that we used killing random civilians we are easily winning this war hey and another Dynasty Legacy nice we're going we're coming in on close bonds this makes it easier to do personal schemes like swaying befriending or even Romancing your family members we can also have a house Paragon acolade which would give us more Renown and reduce the chance that house members fighting as Knights that they will be wounded wonderful we have just made our first Accolade with the house Paragon the dynastic sword well it was fun while it lasted cuz oh boy it's about to go downhill well we can reform the hasian culture now so I think we're going to do that we'll remove performative honor and reinstate some of our old lost raiding Glory well so I thought this would let thater and lower rulers raid not me it seems that the raiding way of the Hans is long lost and we have to return it some other way we're going to do something very goofy we're going to go with Collective lands this increases my development by a whole lot but also reduces building time and control growth but let the land be over owned by those that till it performative honor is a thing of the past now we move towards development but damn we're seriously dying and we do have a bunch of gold which will be good cuz that will fix most of the succession but this guy's going to lose a whole lot of claims we're talking like an empire in frania an empire in Germany an Italian Empire oh an the mreb Empire M Empire it's going to be it's going to go it's all going to go down the Revolt has been dealt with but oh my Lord this succession is going to be a mess an absolute mess we got too many goddamn Catholics in this realm we need to be smart we need to hold we need to prepare so that the cruel evil May rule justly well here's another one well I'm dead IA now ascends the throne FY Raga ruled for 40 years becoming the r old age of 78 I is described as a formidable dualist sure he has insane prowers but I don't think he can do it his way out of this mess oh god oh go well we do rule Africa but Italia has been given to my cousin and frankia to my Dwarven hor brother help help we're a great ruler when it comes to family that's something to be said but we've lost so much gold from this tell you what my goal will be to keep the realm intact that's all nothing else nothing more fancy than that we need to write away Bo boost our court Grandeur that's going to cost a bit more a month we do hold claims on both the empires but first we need to take out these Rebels quickly we're also not dreaded enough so let's see if we can get that up quickly we could make it rain on our Council he's paying them off not a bad idea actually well that's not good at all I can't take another succession this well that was certainly something that man ruled for literally 3 months and then fil Evar literally caught on fire and burned to death he beats the record of the of the least ruling Hasting Dynasty member as F Hasting literally L rued for three months then got his arm cut off by the Englishman but that takes the cake now we're playing as fil Val orer beautiful beyond words his appearance will have a foreign dignitaries gring at their feet oh my Lord what a pretty boy first of all we can't have it like this vul chorer we need to go back to Our Roots we are F hasty son of Evar and I intend to rule a bit better and my son Ragnar shall do just that but God damn it we've still lost all of that land and we need it we desperately need it but alas I still hold claims on Italia and frankia and Africa is still ours and this character is all about learning nice we go with scholarship Focus we need to make this realm more prosperous we're now compassionate cus and gregarious a king that's a for cry from the war like Hastings of old but this hastin is modern this King will rule justly long live the emperor fil hastin rules are diminished yet strong also through filet the succession from ragna the tter to his father Evar the Cru who burned to a crisp was rather quick but it left the kingdom shattered with frankia in Italia having emerged as independent rulers yet alas the unpressed claim still holds and a Swift conquering is a possibility yet their armies are Mighty and prosperous will fil hastin be able to reconquer the lands of hastin so that his son Prince ragar May rule as United and more stable H inan realm that we will find out in the next episode of The hting Saga my name is coish I hope you like this and if you did leave a like and consider subscribing and I'll see you guys in the next one until then stay H inan my dudes [Music]

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Length: 33min 11sec (1991 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 23 2023