I'm with Beth Roars,
singing coach, vocal coach. Vocal... expert?
I don't know what to call you. <font color="#FFFF00">Sure.</font> We're gonna record
one line of me singing to send off to a producer, to see if they can...
if they can fix my voice. <font color="#FFFF00">And give them a great—
the best chance possible</font> <font color="#FFFF00">in order to create
something very beautiful.</font> Yes, and also so... so we've got me singing badly
on camera as well. The plan is that
we're gonna have someone look at
the thing I record, and try and autotune
and produce it. <font color="#FFFF00">Mhm.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">To...</font> To do what apparently
every YouTuber is doing, and start a singing career. I am not going to start a singing career. <font color="#FFFF00">He might start a singing career.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">I am not going to start a singing career.</font> <i>(wheezes)</i> <font color="#FFFF00">...He's gonna start a singing career.</font> <font color="#EEEEEE">So, very first thing...
</font><font color="#FFFF00">Yeah?</font> I should probably admit how I sing
without any training or production. <font color="#FFFF00">Yes.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">So, let's...</font> First line of <i>O Holy Night</i>,
I'm only doing the first couple lines. <font color="#EEEEEE">So that's... alright.
</font><font color="#FFFF00">Okay, here we go.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">Do you want a chord?
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Oh yes!</font> I'm not gonna be able to
hit that! Okay. <font color="#FFFF00">♪ Oh ♪</font> ♪ O Holy night
The stars are brightly shining ♪ I missed that "shining".
I missed that. <font color="#FFFF00">Honestly, I— You're so—
It's so funny, you can—</font> <font color="#FFFF00">It's not that bad. There's only...
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">I feel...</font> I don't feel like
I'm confident at all with it. Like, I feel like... And partly that's 'cause there's four cameras
running and everything like that, but... It feels like... I am too tense. It feels like I am...
shouting... in a church. <font color="#FFFF00">Yeah, okay.</font> No pun intended,
given it's a Christmas song, but like... It feels like I'm barging in somewhere
and going, "Haah!" <font color="#FFFF00">Well, look. I feel like a lot of it for you
is gonna actually be the confidence.</font> <font color="#EEEEEE">Yeah.
</font><font color="#FFFF00">Because...</font> <font color="#FFFF00">your voice is a good voice.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">I'm telling you, your voice is a good voice.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Thank you. Okay, thank you.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">So many people come into singing lessons,
and they're on that first lesson.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">You are way past most firsts.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">I'm not joking.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Okay, that's...</font> <font color="#FFFF00">You've got resonance.
People struggle with resonance.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">Your pitching is great.</font> I also struggle with receiving
compliments, it turns out! So thank you, that's— that's lovely. <font color="#FFFF00">Let's start with a warmup.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Okay. Okay.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">Let's see what's going on with your voice.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Yeah, alright.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">Okay, so.
We're gonna do just a little scale.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">You're gonna be down the octave,
so you're gonna be down here. </font><font color="#CCCCCC"><i>[C3]</i></font> <font color="#FFFF00">For me... </font><font color="#CCCCCC"><i>[C4]</i></font><font color="#FFFF00">
So you're gonna do,</font> <font color="#FFFF00">♪ Ma[C], ma[D], ma[E], ma[F], ma[G],
ma[F], ma[E], ma[D], ma[C] ♪</font> ♪ Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma,
ma, ma, ma, ma ♪ <font color="#FFFF00">Literally, perfectly on pitch.</font> <font color="#EEEEEE">Really? Okay!
</font><font color="#FFFF00">I told you, that was great!</font> <font color="#FFFF00">You know what, I heard this clip—</font> I feel like... I feel like
I'm being flattered here(!) <font color="#FFFF00">No, no! Like, literally...
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Okay, okay.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">That's like the hardest thing.
Everyone as well.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">When you freak out at
that first chord that I play,</font> <font color="#FFFF00">everyone goes like -<i> (gasp) </i>- and then
it all goes off, so you're doing great.</font> 'Cause I know my karaoke is not—
My karaoke is good at about that range, but as soon as you get
outside that octave, it starts to fall apart. <font color="#FFFF00">Well, that's normal, 'cause that's
around your speaking range.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">So you're exercising that
every single day.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">And then when you get
outside of your speaking range,</font> <font color="#FFFF00">everyone goes like,
"Agh, what do I do?!"</font> Yeah, if you go a couple of octaves
up with that, it's gonna fall apart. <font color="#FFFF00">We'll see what happens.
Okay so, we're gonna go one step up.</font> <font color="#FFFF00"><i>(in C♯ major)</i>
♪ Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma ♪</font> ♪ Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma,
ma, ma, ma, ma ♪ <font color="#FFFF00">So resonant, this is great.</font> <font color="#FFFF00"><i>(in D major)</i>
♪ Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma ♪</font> ♪ Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma,
ma, ma, ma, ma ♪ <font color="#FFFF00">(D♯ piano note)
Good. From here.</font> <i>(with faint rasp)</i> ♪ Ma, ma, ma,
ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma ♪ <font color="#FFFF00">Good.</font> I felt like I lost that
halfway through, but okay. <font color="#FFFF00">You just pushed it a little bit,
but we'll talk about this in a second.</font> <font color="#EEEEEE">I don't know what that means...!
</font><font color="#FFFF00">Exactly, we'll talk about it.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">Let's try here.
</font><font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(E piano note)</i></font> ♪ Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma,[<]
ma, ma, ma, ma ♪ <font color="#FFFF00">Cool. So...
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">That's starting to waver at the top.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">Yeah.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">I'm losing that.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">So, the... take-home key
that I want you to feel about singing...</font> <font color="#FFFF00">is that the effort you put in
does not equal a better output.</font> Okay. Good.
I like not putting effort in(!) <font color="#FFFF00">Yeah, you want to be really efficient.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">I'm so physically nervous.</font> I'm going like this, 'cause I'm just—
I'm deeply uncomfortable with this. <font color="#FFFF00">It's okay, it's okay.
Everyone always is.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">Especially the first time
you're singing in front of someone</font> <font color="#FFFF00">that you've never sung
in front of before.</font> <font color="#EEEEEE">The internet!
</font><font color="#FFFF00">The internet. <i>(laughs)</i></font> It's not a nice— Okay. <font color="#FFFF00">But you're doing really good.
So, all I want you to do—</font> <font color="#FFFF00">In fact, what you have so good is
you've got so much resonance.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">And...</font> I actually trained that.
That was deliberate. Like, I— many, many years ago,
doing university radio... I got to uni, I was like, about 18... and my voice was... very much
in the front of my mouth, about here. and everything's sorta
just <i>(nasally)</i> up here. And then I sort of trained it
over the years to go down and back. <font color="#FFFF00">Yes. Yeah, it's so resonant.
And that's great.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">So, this, we'll go to this one again.
</font><font color="#CCCCCC"><i>♪ (E half-scale on piano)</i></font> <font color="#FFFF00">And as you get to the top one,
at the moment,</font> you're kind of reaching up to that top one,
as if it's like a triangle. <font color="#FFFF00">I want you to think of it
all on the same plane.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">You're not putting any more effort to the top one
than you are at the bottom ones.</font> <font color="#EEEEEE">Okay.
</font><font color="#FFFF00">Okay, let's give that a go.</font> <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>♪ (E piano note)</i></font> <i>(in E major)</i>
♪ Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma ♪ <font color="#FFFF00">Okay, let's try something.
Give me, like a dopey bear...</font> <font color="#FFFF00">♪ Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah,
woah, woah, woah, woah ♪</font> ♪ Wo, wo, wo, wo, wo,
wo, wo, wo, wo ♪ <font color="#FFFF00">See how much easier that is?
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Yes. Why is that easier?</font> <font color="#FFFF00">There's a couple of reasons. You're creating
a big space inside your mouth.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">So, your mouth
is a resonance chamber.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">I always think of it like...
like a trumpet.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">If you just heard
your voice box by itself...</font> <font color="#FFFF00">Your air is moving through the voice box,
through the vocal cords.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">They vibrate,
and that creates the sound.</font> Yes. <font color="#FFFF00">As we go higher, it's just
an extension of your speaking voice.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">You don't need to do
anything madly different.</font> <i>(laughs)</i> Alright.
<font color="#FFFF00">You can speak. You're doing great.</font> <font color="#EEEEEE">Cool, let's...
</font><font color="#FFFF00">So, let's go to where we were.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">We were coming—
So we're gonna try a note up here.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">We're just doing a little ma-ma-ma.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Yeah.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">And this is a tricky part
of our voice, because...</font> <font color="#FFFF00">this is a transition between
your chest voice and your head voice.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">Now, it's tricky because there's an actual
anatomical shift happening here.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">In your chest voice, there's
muscles inside the vocal cords,</font> <font color="#FFFF00">and at the back of the vocal cords,</font> <font color="#FFFF00">that are responsible for
tightening and relaxing them.</font> Okay.
<font color="#FFFF00">Erm, so...</font> <font color="#FFFF00">When you tighten your vocal cords,
the note gets higher,</font> <font color="#FFFF00">and when you relax it,
it gets lower.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">When you go into your head voice,
the whole larynx tilts forward a little bit.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">There's muscles on the front.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Okay.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">So if you were being 100 percent
"anatomically" head-voice,</font> <font color="#FFFF00">which never actually happens,
but if it was,</font> <font color="#FFFF00">it would be just using that tilt.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Alright.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">If it wasn't, if it's 100 percent
anatomically chest voice,</font> <font color="#FFFF00">just using the muscles inside
the vocal cords and at the back.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">Mixed, there's this middle ground where
you're using these muscles in combination,</font> <font color="#FFFF00">and it gets a little bit tricky.</font> Yeah, I can feel it, sort of... I don't know. It feels like something's moving. <font color="#FFFF00">Well, it probably is.</font> <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(both laugh)</i></font> <font color="#FFFF00">As you get higher, that resonance
is probably gonna move up your body.</font> Okay.
<font color="#FFFF00">And that's okay.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">So, that's where the idea of "head voice"
and "chest voice" comes from.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">It essentially comes from most singers,
'cause everyone feels it a little bit differently.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">Most singers feel
chest voice in their chest,</font> <font color="#FFFF00">and most singers feel
head voice in their head.</font> Okay.
<font color="#FFFF00">Actually, can you give me a "Woo-hoo"?</font> Woo-hoo! <font color="#FFFF00">That is your head voice.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Yeah, that's entirely up here.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">And then, again, it's one of
those things that people feel like,</font> <font color="#FFFF00">"Uh oh, as I get higher, I have to
do something totally crazy!"</font> <font color="#FFFF00">This is my stupid catchphrase, but
if you can woo-hoo it, you can sing it, right?</font> <i>(laughs)</i><font color="#EEEEEE"> Okay, alright, fine!
</font><font color="#FFFF00">If you can woo-hoo that note, you got it.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">Give me, like... </font><font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(G piano note)</i>
</font><font color="#FFFF00">that note.</font> ♪ La[G] ♪ <font color="#FFFF00">Cool, can you make it how you can feel it
as far back as you can, in your head?</font> ♪ La— ♪ No, only by
dropping an octave. <font color="#FFFF00">No, you didn't.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Did I not?</font> That felt like I did. <font color="#FFFF00">You just made it more resonant.
That's interesting.</font> <i>(loudly)</i> ♪ La ♪ Is that the same note?
It is the same note! <font color="#FFFF00">Yeah, this is interesting.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Okay!</font> <font color="#FFFF00">Because that placement changes
the tone of the note.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">And that can be confusing,
because... you've got your note.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">But actually, a note isn't just one note.
You're not hearing one note.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">You're hearing all the frequencies
on top of it.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">So actually, instead of
changing the note,</font> <font color="#FFFF00">you're just adding more lower frequencies
by bringing it back.</font> Okay. <font color="#FFFF00">And by making it thinner and forward,
you're boosting the higher frequencies.</font> Okay. So it's the same octave,
but we're hearing... It's like it's been EQ'd. <font color="#FFFF00">Yeah, exactly!
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Okay, cool.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">And that's the amazing thing
about a voice,</font> <font color="#FFFF00">you can kind of EQ
your own voice as you go.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">Now, we can get help at the studio,
but also we can do...</font> We're gonna need it.
But alright, let's... <font color="#FFFF00">Yeah, so...
</font><font color="#CCCCCC"><i>♪ (B half-scale on piano)</i></font> <i>(in B major, strained)</i>
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ <font color="#FFFF00">You're doing so good.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">That fifth was completely wrong.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">Doesn't matter.
You're doing so good.</font> <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>♪ (C half-scale on piano)</i></font> <i>(in B major, strained)</i>
♪ La, la, la, la, la[<font color="#FF0000">X], la[X], la, la, la ♪</font> <font color="#FFFF00">Okay, can you feel how that...
I said about that tilting backwards thing?</font> <font color="#EEEEEE">Absolutely.
</font><font color="#FFFF00">Think of that forward thing again.</font> <font color="#EEEEEE">Okay.
</font><font color="#CCCCCC"><i>♪ (C piano note)</i></font> <i>(in C major, measured)</i>
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ <font color="#FFFF00">Yes.
</font><font color="#CCCCCC"><i>♪ (C♯ piano note)</i></font> <i>(in C♯ major, fading)</i>
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la— ♪ <i>(laughs)</i> No, that— Whoa!
That's like a journey. <font color="#FFFF00">So on the way up, this is that transition
between head and chest voice,</font> <font color="#FFFF00">and it is like this for
every single person.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">And by the way, we're
way higher than O Holy Night,</font> <font color="#FFFF00">so you're gonna have no problems.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">You might just need to raise your soft palate
a bit, if that is something you can...</font> It's been a while. I remember
having to do stuff like that when we were doing
production in phonetics. I was never any good at it.
But alright, let's try it. <font color="#FFFF00">Okay, so think of that there.
</font><font color="#CCCCCC"><i>♪ (C♯ half-scale on piano)</i></font> ♪ Ma, ma— ♪
Nope, missed the first note. <i>(low register)</i>
♪ Ma[C♯]... ma[F]... ♪ <font color="#EEEEEE">No, one more time.
</font><font color="#CCCCCC"><i>♪ (high C♯ piano note)</i></font> ♪ Ma[~C♯]... ♪ No. ♪ Ma[F] ♪
<font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(C♯ piano note)</i> ♪ Ma[F]...? ♪</font> <i>(high register)</i>
♪ <font color="#FFFF00">Ma[F], ma[G♯], ma[D♯] ♪</font> <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>♪ (C♯ piano note)</i>
</font><font color="#FFFF00">♪ Ma ♪</font> <i>(crackly) </i><font color="#EEEEEE">♪ Ma... ma ♪
</font><font color="#FFFF00">Yeah, look, look!</font> <font color="#FFFF00">Yes. Dopey.</font> ♪ Ma[C♯], ma[D♯], ma[<font color="#FF0000">X], ma[X] ♪
Nope.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">Okay, give me,
just like, a little shimmy!</font> <font color="#EEEEEE">Alright, yep. Shake the thing off.
</font><font color="#FFFF00">We're gonna shimmy around, woo!</font> <font color="#EEEEEE">Shake the thing off. Alright.
</font><font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(C♯ piano note)</i></font> <font color="#FFFF00">Okay!
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">♪ Ma— ♪</font> ♪ Ma[C], ma[D♯], ma[E♯], ma[<font color="#FF0000">~G], ma[~A],
ma[G], ma[~F♯], ma[X], ma[C] ♪</font> That missed all over the place! <font color="#FFFF00">Yeah, but no, you're doing good!</font> <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>♪ (C♯ piano note)</i>
</font><font color="#FFFF00">Okay, give me the woo-woo-woo on that.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">And keep shimmying!
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Will you give me the note again?</font> <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>♪ (C♯ piano note)</i></font> ♪ Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo,
woo-woo[F♯], woo, woo ♪ <font color="#FFFF00">Okay, so you went up
your head voice. Perfect.</font> Once it was up there, it felt fine,
but that transition cracked so badly. <font color="#EEEEEE">One more time.
</font><font color="#CCCCCC"><i>♪ (C♯ half-scale on piano)</i></font> <i>(grating) </i><font color="#EEEEEE">♪ Woo, woo— ♪
</font><font color="#FFFF00">It's okay. There you go.</font> <i>(weakly)</i> ♪ Woo, w-woo, woo,
woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo ♪ <font color="#EEEEEE">No, I just...
</font><font color="#FFFF00">It's tricky.</font> It's not falsetto, it's just
all up here, isn't it? <font color="#FFFF00">Well, you're going into
head voice, so that is...</font> <font color="#FFFF00">That feeling is you've, kind of,
transitioned right over.</font> Yeah. <font color="#FFFF00">Let's go a bit lower again, and we'll
just try and remember that feeling.</font> <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>♪ (G piano note)</i></font> <i>(in G major)</i> ♪ Woo, woo, wo,
wo, wo, wo, wo, woo, woo ♪ <font color="#FFFF00">Yes. Keep that sound forward.
</font><font color="#CCCCCC"><i>♪ (B piano note)</i></font> <i>(in B major)</i> ♪ Wo, wo, wo,
wo, wo, wo, wo, wo, wo ♪ <font color="#FFFF00">Yes!
</font><font color="#CCCCCC"><i>♪ (C piano note)</i></font> <i>(in C major, strained)</i> ♪ Wo, wo, wo,
wo, wo, wo, wo, wo, wo ♪ <font color="#FFFF00">Yes, you did it. That's the one we got stuck on.
</font><font color="#CCCCCC"><i>♪ (C♯ piano note)</i></font> <i>(crackly)</i> ♪ Wo, wo, wo, w— ♪ <i>(in C♯ major, strained)</i> ♪ Wo, wo, wo,
wo, wo, wo, wo, wo, wo ♪ <font color="#FFFF00">Yes!</font> Hooh! You got me there,
you got me there. It wasn't a great transition,
but that was a transition. <font color="#FFFF00">Yeah, that was it.
That wasn't like a big old jump.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">And as you can feel, you can feel
it kind of wobbles at first.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">And the boring answer to this
is just going over it a lot.</font> Oh yeah. This would be
hours of practice. But that's a thing
I've never achieved before. Like, I've never... I felt that switch
from one voice to the other. <font color="#FFFF00">Yes.</font> <font color="#EEEEEE">Ohh! Thank you!
</font><font color="#FFFF00">Yay! Woo-hoo!</font> Alright, so... so, let's... <font color="#EEEEEE">Let's give the producer two versions.
</font><font color="#FFFF00">Okay.</font> Let's do one that I'm comfortable with. Let's keep it in chest voice.
Let's keep it low. Let's give 'em one where
I can show off a bit maybe <font color="#EEEEEE">and hit most of the notes.
</font><font color="#FFFF00">Yes.</font> Like, give me the first chord,
but I'm gonna try and do it a cappella. <font color="#EEEEEE">So we got the production...
</font><font color="#FFFF00">Yes.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">Okay, so just— You're chilled.
You're relaxed. Keep that space.</font> Yes, and it's all down in—
down in— down in chest voice. And it's all what I'm
comfortable with. Alright. <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>♪ (C major piano chord)</i></font> <i>(loudly)</i> ♪ O Ho— ♪ <font color="#FFFF00">I wanna try something with you.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Alright, okay.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">So, we're gonna grab
a singer's friend, a straw.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">You're gonna put this
in your bottle of water—</font> <font color="#FFFF00">Sorry, I dropped it on the floor,
which is not really—</font> That's fine, that's fine. Alright. <font color="#FFFF00">So we're gonna put this straw...
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Okay. Yep.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">...in your water.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Right.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">Give me, like, an "ooh".
Any note.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">(bubbling) ♪ Ooh ♪ There.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">♪ Ooh ♪</font> <font color="#FFFF00">See how much air
you're putting through?</font> <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(both laugh)</i>
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Yeah, I see that!</font> <font color="#EEEEEE">That's um... Cool, yeah.
</font><font color="#FFFF00">Yeah, that's a little too much.</font> <font color="#EEEEEE">Okay.
</font><font color="#FFFF00">You want it to be like boiling water.</font> <i>(bubbling)</i> ♪ Oooh ♪ <font color="#FFFF00">Okay, so you're gonna be singing
your O Holy Night on an "ooh".</font> I was trying to power through
that, wasn't I? <font color="#FFFF00">Yeah, too much push.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Okay.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">You want as much air
as the bubbles.</font> Uh, can I get the...? <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>♪ (C major piano chord)</i></font> ♪ O Holy night ♪ ♪ The stars are brightly shining ♪ ♪ It is the night
of our dear savior's birth ♪ <font color="#FFFF00">Okay, that was much better.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">That felt much more comfortable.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">And it's so—
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">It's still not great, but it's...</font> It felt more comfortable. <font color="#FFFF00">Yeah, and that's a real example of,
it's not how much effort you put in.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">It's just like,
it's so counterintuitive.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">'Cause we feel like,
"Right, I'm gonna do this", and then...</font> <font color="#EEEEEE">Well, I wanna Pavarotti it!
</font><font color="#FFFF00">Yeah.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">But Pavarotti, you don't see him—
He's not like, "Grrr!"</font> <font color="#FFFF00">And a lot of that, even when
you're watching rock stars...</font> <font color="#FFFF00">It's performance.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Alright.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">It's not like what's happening
on the inside of their body.</font> Right, let's give the producer...
something to deal with. Let's go up, one octave,
two octaves? Wherever I was stuck,
to the point where I'm gonna have to... <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>♪ (testing melody and chords)</i></font> <i>(wispy falsetto)</i><font color="#EEEEEE"> ♪ Oh ♪
</font><font color="#FFFF00">Yeah, you're doing that.</font> <i>(laughs) </i><font color="#EEEEEE">Oh no!
</font><font color="#FFFF00">You're gonna be our choral...</font> <font color="#EEEEEE">This is gonna be terrible.
</font><font color="#FFFF00">This might all need to be in head voice.</font> This is gonna be so bad.
Alright, yeah. Here we go. <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>♪ (C major piano chord)</i>
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">♪ Oh ♪</font> <i>(strained falsetto)</i>
♪ O Holy night ♪ ♪ The stars are brightly shining ♪ ♪ It is the night[<font color="#FF0000">X] ♪</font> ♪ <i>(cough)</i>[X] It—[X] ♪ ♪ It is the night
of our dear savior's birth ♪ Good luck! <font color="#FFFF00"><i>(chortles and wheezes)</i>
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Whoever's...</font> Whoever the producer is...
<i><b>good luck!</b></i> <font color="#00FFFF">Thank you so much, Tom.
My name is Adam Neely.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">I run a channel that explores
what music means,</font> <font color="#00FFFF">and what it means
to be a musician.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">He's gonna hate the high version
on the Internet, which is amazing.</font> <font color="#00FFFF"><i>(chuckles)</i></font> <font color="#00FFFF">Tom, you are a brave man
for embarking upon this project.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">So I salute you, sir.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">Hey Tom, how's it going?
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Hello!</font> Yeah, doing well.
Looking forward to seeing whatever it is you've done
with this, 'cause... <font color="#00FFFF">Yeah, I've had some fun.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">I don't think I gave you much to work with.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">You actually— There was one take
of you singing <i>O Holy Night</i></font> <font color="#00FFFF">that was pretty good, when you're
singing in the chest voice.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">When you're down the octave.</font><font color="#EEEEEE">
<i>(chuckles)</i></font> <font color="#00FFFF">It actually sounded pretty nice.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">I figured we could listen to...
just listen to it.</font> I'm gonna hate every moment of this.
Just go for it! <i>(laughs)</i> <font color="#00FFFF">Yeah, of course, of course.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">Okay, so this is without
any of the stuff that I did to it.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">And I added a little bit of piano background.
A little accompaniment.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">This is what we have right here.</font> <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(with piano accompaniment)</i>
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">♪ O Holy night ♪</font> ♪ The stars are brightly shining ♪ I...
♪ It is the night ♪ ♪ of our dear savior's birth ♪ I've just experienced, I think like,
full-body cringe reaction at my own voice there, but it is— it is saved by... God, just putting the piano in the background
makes such a difference! <font color="#00FFFF">I think it does. Honestly, I mean,
I'm not your— I'm not you.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">And I don't have the same...
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">I can feel my cheeks flushing red at this point!</font> <font color="#00FFFF">But now, with the magic of
modern music technology, we can tune it.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">So this is slightly— It's been slightly tuned.
This is what it sounds like.</font> <i>(subtly smoother vocals)</i>
♪ O Holy night ♪ ♪ The stars are brightly shining ♪ ♪ It is the night
of our dear savior's birth ♪ I mean, that's better.
That felt— That felt better. <font color="#00FFFF">Yeah, yeah.</font> It still sounds like me,
and I still feel like... there's a lot of singing training I'd need
to make that work, as like having... I dunno, it's still my voice, and I don't think
my voice is good enough to do singing yet. <font color="#00FFFF">Well I mean,
there was a few things,</font> <font color="#00FFFF">and when I was tuning it,
I pointed this out.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">We can look at actually how the notes are...
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Oh, okay.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">...are lying on the
tuning scale right here.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">This high note right here?</font> <font color="#00FFFF">This was perfect.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Really?</font> <font color="#00FFFF">When you sang it, it was perfect.
It's right there.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">The tone color I think you could
maybe improve with vocal training.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">That's the big thing.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Okay, I...</font> So, you've got the words for this,
and I don't. What do you mean by "tone colour"? <font color="#00FFFF">So, when you're— I'm not
a singer or a singing coach,</font> <font color="#00FFFF">but I've definitely worked a lot
with tuning vocals.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">It's a lot about resonance and
placement of vowels.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">In other words, shaping vowels
in your— in your mouth.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">And you can see that
you're doing a vibrato right here.</font> Yeah. <font color="#00FFFF">Like, this up and down,
that warbling of the pitch.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">And you can see that it kind of, uh...</font> <font color="#00FFFF">An ideal vibrato,
with an ideal vocal control,</font> <font color="#00FFFF">kind of looks like a sine wave.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">Just up and down,
perfect around the pitch.</font> Yeah, that's not... <font color="#00FFFF">It starts that way,
and towards the end,</font> <font color="#00FFFF">it opens up into a more controlled
vibrato, which is great.</font> When you say— So that should be going
in amplitude at the same...? I'm trying to work out—
'cause that's like the function of... <font color="#00FFFF">Well, this is the function of pitch.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">...the frequency change.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">Exactly, yeah. And it should be,
in controlled vibrato.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">Controlled vibrato normally goes
alongside the tempo of</font> <font color="#00FFFF">whatever the piece of music
you're singing or playing.</font> Oh, okay! Mine was
completely uncontrolled. It's just... I never even thought that
that was a thing singers could control. <font color="#00FFFF">Yeah, that's something that
you spend a lot of time practicing,</font> <font color="#00FFFF">being able to control
the vibrato that way.</font> <font color="#EEEEEE">Wow!
</font><font color="#00FFFF">And just...</font> <font color="#00FFFF">It makes it feel more like you're connected
to the rhythm that you're singing.</font> So you're doing vibrato on 16th or 32nd notes
or something like that, and hitting...? <font color="#00FFFF">More or less, yeah.
And you can control it,</font> <font color="#00FFFF">depending on what...
what the style of music is...</font> I mean, I didn't even have a
metronome in the background. So okay, fair enough. That's... <font color="#00FFFF">The timing, there's still a rhythm,
even if there isn't a metronome going on.</font> I mean, I'll take the pitch.
I'll take matching the pitch on that one. But the rest... yeah.
<font color="#00FFFF">Yeah.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">So one thing that I was noticing
when I was going through it is...</font> <font color="#00FFFF">at the ends of phrases, that's when
the pitch got a little bit waffly.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">And that's a thing that
comes from breath support,</font> <font color="#00FFFF">being able to control the ends
and the beginnings of notes.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">And that's something that's hard
for Melodyne to actually correct for.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">But I did my best. I think
it sounds pretty good, honestly.</font> We should point out,
Auto-Tune is a brand name here. <font color="#00FFFF">Right.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">This is Melodyne.</font> This is pitch correction.
"Autotune" is the title, but yeah. <font color="#00FFFF">So... and I'm guilty of this.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">"Autotune" is sometimes used
as a catch-all phrase</font> <font color="#00FFFF">for any kind of pitch correction.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Yeah.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">So sometimes, I'll say
I'm "autotuning" you,</font> <font color="#00FFFF">but the name of the program
I'm using is Melodyne,</font> <font color="#00FFFF">which is more of the industry standard
for this kind of pitch correction.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">Auto-Tune can do this, but
Auto-Tune you normally associate</font> <font color="#00FFFF">with that, like, T-Pain effect,
the really robotic effect.</font> I think it's really interesting
though, that like... even with Melodyne and even with you, you've done this for so long
with so many things... you can't turn
an untrained voice into... a trained,
"this could go out on a record". <font color="#00FFFF"><i>(sighs) </i>Well, uh...</font> <font color="#EEEEEE">I mean, people try!
</font><font color="#00FFFF">Yeah, we could try(!)</font> There are enough YouTubers out there
with Christmas singles that people try. <font color="#00FFFF">Well, there are other stages here.
I wanna emphasize that.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">Because if we were going
into a recording studio,</font> <font color="#00FFFF">I could probably — or somebody
who is more trained than me —</font> <font color="#00FFFF">could probably vocal coach you into
getting better and better takes.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">And also, we could do something
called "vocal comping",</font> <font color="#00FFFF">which is record the same thing
many, many times,</font> <font color="#00FFFF">and then take the very best bits
from each recording,</font> <font color="#00FFFF">and then put them together into,
like, this Frankenstein take,</font> <font color="#00FFFF">which is actually very, very common,</font> <font color="#00FFFF">and honestly goes a longer way to creating
the feeling of a professional recording,</font> <font color="#00FFFF">or sounding like a professional singer,
than just Melodyne.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">So if you had Melodyne and
the practice of comping going on here,</font> <font color="#00FFFF">we could put together
something pretty... pretty legit.</font> I just need to sing every line
50 times, and you would go, "I nailed that note that time,
that note that time." <font color="#00FFFF">Exactly.</font> Chuck a load of piano and production underneath,
a bit of reverb on there, and yeah. <font color="#00FFFF">Yeah, yeah. Um...</font> <font color="#00FFFF">So basically yeah, I just need you
to sing this 51 more times...</font> <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(both laugh)</i></font> <font color="#00FFFF">...and we're good to go(!)
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">I never want to hear this song again.</font> <font color="#00FFFF"><i>(laughs)</i></font> Having said that,
you've got the head voice take left. <font color="#00FFFF">Yes. Okay.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Okay.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">This is the head voice take.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">I'll do it, just to spare you,
I'll do it without taking the Melodyne off.</font> Oh no, no, no, go for it.
You might as well. <font color="#00FFFF">Okay. Alright, so...
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">'Cause I haven't heard it back.</font> I haven't heard this at all. I've heard it when I produced it,
but I haven't listened to it back. I've got no idea
what it's gonna sound like, other than I remember
the voice not being good. <font color="#00FFFF">...Okay. Fantastic. So...</font> <font color="#00FFFF">Yeah, here we go.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">So I added a little bit of strings too,
just to, you know, have it.</font> I like strings.
String section's good. <font color="#00FFFF">Yeah, yeah.</font> <i>(strained falsetto)</i>
♪ O Holy night ♪ ♪ The stars are brightly shining ♪ ♪ It is the night[<font color="#FF0000">X] ♪</font> ♪ <i>(cough)</i>[X] It—[X] ♪ ♪ It is the night
of our dear savior's birth ♪ That sounds like someone
doing a bad impression... of, like, a 70-year-old grandmother
who can't sing. <font color="#00FFFF"><i>(laughs)</i>
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">That's...</font> That's appalling!
Agh, okay, right. <font color="#00FFFF">It's amazing, but, you know...</font> I hate this! <font color="#00FFFF">A lot of singing, a lot of music
is just the confidence to do it.</font> And this is not that! <font color="#00FFFF">Yeah.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">You are holding back, Tom.
Give us the juice(!)</font> <i>(chuckles nervously)</i>
That's... that's... That's not music.
That's a war crime. Come on. <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(both giggle)</i></font> <font color="#00FFFF">So, okay.
This is with it, with tuning.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">So I really had to
spend some time on it.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">But this is technically in-tune.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Yep. Thank you for taking the time.</font> Thank you for listening to this
so many times, to make that work! ♪ O Holy night ♪ ♪ The stars are brightly shining ♪ ♪ It is the night[<font color="#FF0000">X] ♪</font> ♪ <i>(cough)</i>[X] It—[X] ♪ ♪ It is the night
of our dear savior's birth ♪ You couldn't have trimmed the cough
out the middle of that, could you?! <font color="#00FFFF">No, that was the fun part.
It's like, it's part of the arrangement.</font> It's also still clearly someone singing
so far out of their range. <font color="#00FFFF">It... <i>(sighs)</i></font> <font color="#00FFFF">Tone color is an important
thing in singing,</font> <font color="#00FFFF">and you can't...
you can't change that.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">Tone color is how all of the harmonics
of the voice come together.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">And it... We don't have a good way
of synthesizing that yet,</font> <font color="#00FFFF">to be able to correct for that.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">I'm sure technology will develop
in the next 5-10 years</font> <font color="#00FFFF">to be able to really go in and
really edit vocals like that.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">But for right now, we just...
we're not there, we're not there.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">We can only really correct for
timing and pitch.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">So, you know, vocals are a lot,</font> <font color="#00FFFF">and singing is a lot more
than just timing and pitch.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">You know, there's musicality
also involved in it.</font> <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(both laugh)</i></font> <font color="#00FFFF">Okay, so then...</font> Oh god, there's a "then"! <font color="#00FFFF">Oh yes, of course there's a "then"!
(chuckles)</font> <font color="#00FFFF">This is the fun one,
so what I did...</font> Oh, "this" is the fun one! <font color="#00FFFF">Oh yeah, no, they're all fun
for me, Tom. They're all fun.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">So, because you sang it in
the same key, just down an octave...</font> <font color="#EEEEEE">Oh no, okay.
</font><font color="#00FFFF">I could take the first one...</font> <font color="#00FFFF">of you singing in chest voice,
which I thought was pretty good...</font> <font color="#00FFFF">and then I could cut it up</font> <font color="#00FFFF">and then time align it
to your head voice version.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">So now, these are the two versions,
which are aligned on top of one another.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">And then I took that chest voice version,</font> <font color="#00FFFF">and then I doubled it
a bunch of times alongside</font> <font color="#00FFFF">all the doubles of the head voice,
the falsetto versions.</font> You spent so long on this!
I'm so sorry! Thank you! <font color="#00FFFF">Oh no, it's so fun.
And then...</font> <font color="#00FFFF">And then here's the sheet music
for what we're about to...</font> <i>(belly laughs)</i> <font color="#00FFFF">This is <i>O Holy Night</i>,
the Tom Scott Choral Edition.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">I wrote in the cough
and all of that, just for...</font> <font color="#EEEEEE">I was about to say!
</font><font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(both laugh)</i></font> <font color="#00FFFF">You know, this is fun.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">"How do you notate a cough?"</font> I know the answer to that now,
It's on screen. <font color="#00FFFF">You have a little 'X' in time.
Most of it was in time.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">So this is the full version.
Let me... Let's listen to it.</font> <font color="#00FFFF">Let me just do that,
do that, do that.</font> <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(garbled choir)</i>
♪ O Holy night ♪</font> <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(solo)</i>♪ O Holy night ♪</font> ♪ The stars are brightly shining ♪ ♪ It is the night ♪ <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(solo)</i>♪ <i>(cough)</i>[X] It—[X] ♪</font> <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(choir)</i> ♪ It is the night
of our dear savior's birth ♪</font> Good luck! <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(both chuckle)</i></font> <font color="#00FFFF">There we go, okay.</font> Merry Christmas, Adam. <font color="#00FFFF"><i>[Caption+ by JS*
https://caption.plus]</i></font> Merry Christmas, Tom.
Merry Christmas.