Cameron Is Leaving The Show - After Dark #143

wow yes uh hello and everybody welcome to the show as the you know let's just let's just come out and say it it's not clickbait people we thought it we put it in the title but we thought could we do do we do the not clickbait in the title or or obviously people we don't have a great track record of being truthful when it comes to thumbnails the boy and I have I have frankly also click baited AB being Gravely injured true so clearly I have no credibility I have no like limit yeah sure but today I am sad to tell you all uh that it is not clickbait Cameron he is well he's moving on greener pastures hitting the old dusty trail you know what's out there on the horizon you're making it seem like it's like this is clickbait with this guy yeah I know you're making it seem like it is a joke I'm just I'm just listen I got it it's not you know some day sometimes you got to hit the trail so when that clouds come drifting in over the Prairie the sun goes down you wonder yourself what's the what's beyond there on the horizon Cameron is very nice on a Cool Spring evening like with the fireflies come out to play and you wonder what them dreams of like when a firefly sleep they dream of the fair of the Horizon 2 what talking about black a box of CH that's what I think about that's uh your inner monologue Cameron yep yeah that's you you know me so well that music inspired me frankly it is lovely Zach and I when I know that my days are numbered and I'm flying high above show that screen again you never know what you're going to get when I'm flying high above I look down all the smiling faces that cross past me in those days and I know that my life been full of love and [Music] Venture even though I'm going to miss the people I'm leaving behind more than anyone I'll ever know in my life and these are the good good and that boss that is a good boss that I'll leave behind ain't nobody ever treat me good like that before M and I'll think of him and I'll dream of him and I'll name my son after him God frankly but dang it spy the world with his good old Graces is that accurate cam dude yeah you know me so well how do you guys get that mic in my brain wow cam why are you why are you leaving people are wondering what's happening so I will say right out the bat this has been planned for a while we didn't want to have it linger in over the show I just wanted to drop it my last day um I got a job offer closer to home moving out east pushing East pushing East uh where the sun rises is our home sure is MHM kind of want to I'm going to go private a little bit for a little bit of time um just want to be a yaysayer to life and take opportunities as they come mhm and uh that's all I have to say about that but you know I have so much more to say about all the great times I've had here with all of you guys um I'm sorry to be I I hate being a bummer man I hate I want to smile I want to you know play with birds and stuff I'm I'm sorry that I I know a lot of people are bummed about this um you know know this it was a great show before I came and it would be a great show after I leave won't be the same any uh contribution I have to it I'm extremely grateful for this has definitely been the funnest and coolest gig I've ever worked so thank you for giving me this opportunity to be here and I don't know I'm not you know me I'm not good with words I'm not good with having the spotlight on me I get nervous um but I think I've gotten more comfortable with it as time's gone on and um that's thanks to you guys helping me out with that you're welcome come I don't know man I'm not I'm not a poet I just I'm more a visual artist than a guy who speaks it's not your fault so why you ever gave me a job with a mic in the first place is uh Beyond me but cuz we believe you got a beautiful voice you are a yeah dude come on with a voice like that you don't expect to have a microphone in front of you get real I don't know this man has a voice for radio and a face for video who can say that true who else can say that I can a temperament to go live in a cave on my off there it is there it is you know I I I don't know what to say I love you guys all a lot you know you know this I love you a lot and I'll miss you a lot but we'll still be in touch and everything if you guys ever want freelance work I'm sure I can help down the line uh well Cameron I I'll tell you this uh today we celebrate you we have a whole show planned with Cameron doesn't know anything about what we're doing today we have surprises throughout which means don't skip watch till the end um also uh it is also ela's last day and Hawk's last day on the show is that right you're leaving on the weekend yeah yeah I'm leaving Su yeah well we look forward to seeing you again he's gone he's gone already and Ela is this is your last day here before the the birth yes I think that we are going to do the induction on Wednesday I just with all the fears I just like knowing that there's a plan yes and having a little bit of control on the situation so we're going to go ahead with that so I don't know if you watched going down I don't know if you watched was that on the members or was that yes on Wednesday when we were watching the birthing tutorials that was yeah that was yesterday on the members oh the me yeah yeah so I Was preparing for the for the worst you know it got Vivid kind of oh God apparently I mean all I remember glad I didn't watch apparently you just put your head you just put your hand there in scooping motion to catch and that's all you need to do and then you go push when you have a contraction you go push and then when the head comes out you take you apparently you chill you let the head just dingle dangle out really and wait for another contraction which is not what I've seen usually when the head comes out they just the whole they just take the whole damn thing out of there yeah that's why we're doing induction well yeah exactly they're like put they're like rap run your finger around his neck to make sure he's not being choked by the umbilical cord I'm like okay I can do all that scooping twirling actually thanks to lots of nice people reached out to El to share their induction yeah it was really nice I was reading when you were talking about I was reading the chat and it's really nice to hear all the stories of people's experiences and yeah well like I said we have basically a whole Cameron Bonanza um we have all the top of the show life we have all this top of the show stuff but honestly I think we just got to talk about cam right right no we can go to the top of the show it's fine you can give it a brief reprieve but the whole show is about you Cameron I'm sorry to hear that you're not getting out of this one today infowar.com you're worth the content man okay we have a surprise at 2:30 so Ian says we need to make sure we stret be at least that long we need to stretch it to 2:30 a stretch and we have no sponsors today my friend do uh yeah we can we have 30 minutes of Goofs yeah let's do some Goofs but I'll tell you go let me tell you what we have planned for Cameron okay it's fun Cameron first of all we've made an album a monster album of all the great memes you've made in your time here and now we're going to we're going to review them all all review them all oh we mean every single one no I filtered out the cream of the crop the top of the tops and and let me tell you it's a lot it is a lot all of it and so we're actually it would be fun to try to guess the context of some of these cuz they've been some of these are you know 2 years old or something how long you been here cam two years right three three I mean almost three holy close to three three in the it would have been three in the summer yeah golly yeah time twice that was more than we think Jiminy Cricket Cricket I didn't have a mic or camera at first when I got here too so it's that's true speaking of this time I was going through my sound bites of of Cam and what I have in I have a him doing an Alex Jones impression oh yeah that like I'm like I don't remember this oh no he I know he has a wicked good one it's like weirdly wicked good D wicked good kid thank you for tuning in today tos.com now we have a major story unfolding it's true we do live on right now yep Cameron is leaving the show now as it turns out you may remember I was D platform youtube.com D is being platform dude once again leaving YouTube I don't I don't even remember the context of why we did we did that was it for a video or something I don't even know it must have been yeah I don't I was really early on with you were you been working for us yet or yeah it might have been a freelance thing cuz at the you were freelancing for us for a while before we that's right yeah but um I'll say um this is the first time leaving Miss losing a crew member I knew this day would come someday you know it's inevitable that the clouds would come and cover the sky not not all days are Sunny some days it's a cool breeze blowing in with the clouds and blot out the Sun the rain set in fill the valley pool of water about an inch high you know boots can't walk around very much wet out there cam is my favorite Bunny man and you know what the I like the wholesome Nathaniel I like and I and we wait till up wait till I get to the part where oh no it's going to take there's bodies in the Prairies no I'm kidding oh and you got to wonder that even though it's raining winds blowing the sun is shining right up out above those clouds you go high enough boy it's God up there beautiful sun it's warm all year round Ain no winter ain't no fall that's where I'm walking towards then when I was walking around the Prairie rain the rain falling like that stumbled over a little lump there forgotten myself last spring put a body in the ground right here oh Jeremiah he don't slipped up was an accident was a farming accident on the plow buried him right where he where the accident happened man I took his legs and his arms and his torso what was left of his skull of course buried it deep down but when it ran like this the body float right up to the top his name was Cameron Nathaniel I got to be honest with you man we've heard this story a lot of times and every time it gets more elaborate and the details change a little bit I'm starting to doubt that you really killed this man Jeremiah I had a friend Dan once used to yipper yapper a lot I likeed them good enough we used to hang out have some beers play poker you know what look good old boys yeah day he just talk too much though sometime he just say too much one day I sered my good friend Dan beer slipped a little cide inside cuz I am somewhat of an amateur chemist you know you drink beer it's not easy siphon off a pure cyanide took me a while to learn that but put myself back one or two capsules in that beer and boy that was his last beer he ain't talking no more I would never do that to you Dan uh but I did bury him in the backyard and you know where it is all next to all the other bodies you know where it is you get the gist no I would never I could never so anyway um we uh I'm just getting emotional I start channeling and the music is really bringing it out of me Zach wonderful selection such a sha shank like yeah Freeman like that's what I said he's the first prisoner to get out of sh he climbed through the tunnel of he's defrain dude Morgan Freeman's like I just missed my friend I guess zat z w he said find a big oak tree out in for about this prayer here find a rock under them Rock there'll be a box with a key and instructions I went out to that rock and I found it and I dug it up was body part I think it was Dan anyway you could Fade Out that music um anyway so cam we're doing we're going to review all the memes I'm excited for that Sam made a special lunch oh do you know what it is Cam what's the one thing that was on your mind for all there was a period of time where there was one food that you dreamed of enjoying uh buffalo chicken calone let's is that it we have czon plant-based plant-based buffalo chicken czon no way dude yes hold on wait hold on this cheese isn't plant-based is it it's it's plant-based chicken thank God yeah yeah yeah yeah but I also have regular chicken oh slay wow on cams last day you would do that we also have the special surprise coming at uh ring about 215 30 should I say what it is no definitely not it's a very special surprise for once in your life don't ruin the surprise it's not ruining it's you're you're you're locking them in people are going to stick around for today's episode I'm really this is a very this is a very special well they definitely what if I told them the surprise they be like I don't want to miss that they're on the hook then they know what the surprise is no they go because they go oh surprise big deal what could it be I don't care I have to do there's no surprises throughout if you say the surprise in the begin mhm there's a surprise at 2:30 that you won't want to miss right Gabe oh yeah keep it a secret keep it a secret baby yeah baby I want to say it's good Friday baby it is good good Friday Good Friday Good Friday okay and also I just want to say that when is April fools yeah people are already specul first right I think it's Monday so just to get ahead of this guys this is not you guys think this a joke April pools this is not this would be very cruel and up thing to and very elaborate yeah and weird to not do on the first go ahead again there's so much better things you could clickbait too like I'm relatively unknown I'm just a talking head on this show talk about my friend we we can we can you are so loved you are so loved bro you're worth the tears God damn it try again cam yeah yeah next next question if we wanted clicks we could be a lot more salacious is all I'm saying you know what I mean no no not really yeah salacious D's Nuts we love you we love you you know you know I I I I just to say about cam every day I see him he makes me laugh and I'm not even I'm not even bullshitting that's pretty true every time we we crack a joke we I look at him and just laugh I'm not even bullshitting you know what he does for you Zach he brightens up your day he does he does yeah and I say hello to him every morning I sure do I say hello back too yeah I also say hello to cam I I don't say hi to Cam every day I say hey and he just walks right past my desk it's weird say hey Z like okay you know cam I'm going to miss buying you food I'm going to miss getting free food I'm going to miss Cam being like do I get some and I'll be like dude you worked here for 3 years you don't have to ask that anymore but uh today we serve you your your last meal thank you I'll say this about you Cam Last Supper when we hired you you brought a new uh we didn't expect what would happen but you brought a new element of Comedy perhaps maybe the first show ever to do it like us to do it like that which is these real time memes from the comedy mind of Cam grants and pulling those up man was some of my favorite moments throughout the years just getting like uh such a great laugh unexpected laugh you know Cameron is very nice I mean You're the Inspiration for all of them dude you you I would they wouldn't be there if it wasn't for you uh fueling the fires of creativity there and I'll never forget when you when you pulled me aside after an episode one day was like I want you to do more of those yeah dude hell yeah I remember that too that's that's kind of how I got your attention in the first place was just posting a bunch of Sil on the subredit that's right all the time yeah yeah cam he I forget what maybe we'll pull it up here but he did something he sent off an image that was so funny yeah and I went to him after the show and I was like do that every show every show another thing about cam God that guy gives a great hug is that right he gives a great hug he does give a good hug it's a it's a solid hug do you know that about yourself cam good hugger no you never thought about it no but it's they're only as good as the ones I get so I'll match your energy for hugging every time it's like a handshake yeah Gabe cam is leaving today yeah I want to wish cam good luck best wishes woo me yeah yeah C you're the best you're the best you're the best actually Gabe thanks God bless you C and I'll wish you the best thank you gab my Friday my Fridays won't be the same without you dude I'll miss you oh here here's actually a kind word from a friend of the show Anthony fantano oh what he said no miss you that's nice that's that's actually nice that's really nice so there you go even fantano's upset okay he's like that's the only dude I liked on that show not watching that anymore actually Anthony uh H3 alumni that's right I met him as an adult swim alumni oh yeah you guys had you guys had dogs yeah yeah Gabe are you good at editing memes do you know how to use Photoshop um not really all right I work with teach me I'll send you some tutori Yeah couple hundred hours of YouTube videos where you can learn yeah yeah well Gabe it's nice to see you you got any plans for the weekend me yeah do some Easter Easter family time Family Brun me yeah are you doing Jesus guy do you love Jesus those eggshells I love Jesus nice Jesus Is My Savior My s love that boy yeah Jesus let's go right now call him piss hey SE hey Seuss big up come on right now in the name of Jesus you going to eat it has risen baby H has risen hus has [Music] risen and um are you going to be eating any chocolate eggs this weekend Gabe probably hell yeah those are good I love those listen as a Jew Peg shells that I I love Easter cuz the candy's off the chain I with all that Easter candy big time I like the color palette the colors beautiful the candies beautiful rabbits lovely mhm it's a terrific holiday I didn't and like I barely even think about Jesus on that day I don't even have you don't even have to like even know anything about Christian F just thinking about bunnies I love bunnies and cam is that's his favorite Critter I think that's true have we consider that cam might be Jesus yeah definitely right he got the hair yeah today today would have been Jesus's last as well huh you guys going to crucify me in the parking lot here blow the surprise dude that way we can keep you here just crucify him so you can't leave yeah there may be unintended uh health of uh side effects I was wondering who's Judas do you think in the best way possible of course we don't we don't have negativity here it was Judah uh you know who was Judas and Jesus both I'm not even going to say that I I lost a friend over saying that right the second man that joke the other day there's no Judas here all right Gabe well it's a sad day to say hi but you cheered us up anyway and that's that's why we love you baby thank you Gabe I wanton to make you happy baby me yeah cuz you're the best the best best of luck whatever you me yeah baby oh my God that was louder than I expected where my dogs at all right Gabe love you buddy all right have a good weekend all right praise be bye Jes he's up he's up he's up he's risen well right he's not up yet Riz oh he's about to R down he's getting his r on he's getting his Riz on before he RIS in jeez Jesus down yeah nice to see Gabe though he does always break brighten up the mood doesn't you a good man yeah but I feel like there's going to be really a missing ah going to miss that Meme so much I wonder well wonder if we're talking about it should we get into that we have yeah let's do it we have a collection of M I really want to review these so as I was saying we went back and collected um there's so many memes yeah so it was actually easier than I expected to find cuz I didn't actually have to search through the episodes had the same Discord channel the entire time that cam has worked here that we used to communicate during the show and that's where he sends all the memes so I was able to filter the messages of just images he sent in that channel and it was like 85 pages of it or something it was ridiculous uh and so I just went through and all the ones that I thought were funny I just pulled them so this is probably only a quarter at most probably even less than a quarter of the memes that he sent over the years pages but if we included them all we'd be here literally all day uh Emily thank you for the gift D thank you for the gift dude uh thank you for the 10 that's beautiful I love that for Cameron Tanner says thank you for being so real on the show all the time you always let us know how you are truthfully and I think that speaks so much of your character it must be a pleasure to be your friend you make me laugh true a lot I can't write much I love you I love you too who's that from Tanner that's from Tanner love youan CLE CLE that is your real name so let's review I mean here this first one made me laugh right away this is of course train wreck as the Kevin James Meme Over the uh Stak headquarters and kirasau I'm I'm interested to know how much of these I can pull apart right but that one I got I mean every every aspect you know but that's great even the face you somehow captured like train wreck is doing the Kevin James face the perfect frame so good if I'm not mistaken I think there was one of these hot memes that also exq see saw laugh at I don't know if it's this one specifically excuse laugh did it yeah EXC balls off my face man uh up next we have I mean what I mean this is just tremendous this is Ryan Kavanaugh as a little piglet I remember the context for this one um what was it it was when I think it was when uh Logan Paul was doing like his crypto Zoo thing initially and he was just combining animals a and I think you asked me to just do that it looks cute like that I like this yeah I like that big this is nicer um we have Spock and uh Demi Demi uh enemy of the show actually we have a beef with their whole family and then I had a hard they damn I don't remember this one but they damn do look similar yeah I hope she doesn't see this she don't have a hard time for the rest of the week I hope she Liv long as and prospers true nice for you girl I like mugs me too I like mugs okay great um mugs are great Ethan could you probably zoom out just a hair on and move it yeah perfect that way we can see all of them Instagram kids this is uh this one okay this is the CEO of Instagram the president or whatever he's the head of Instagram and he did a um Instagram announcement where they were making a Instagram just for kids right and everyone's like oh this is like a ped oh thanks the pedos are all super just stoked and this is great I see you you did a matrix plugged in harvesting harvesting great so very good never forget never forget whatever happened with Instagram kids didn't happen I guess not yeah maybe I'm not a kid so I don't have access this is Gumby rice Gumby and um Balenciaga Banks um what's his dog's name uh Pokey po yeah is that's face Pokey right there this is great the plaga too yeah I used to always say that uh rice gum looks like Gumby I don't know why rice Gumby rice Gumby yeah but here they are again I I no remember yeah I I don't know why that was made but I like it a lot of these are funny in context too like this is just bizarre no it's funny yeah love Island I remember this damn who is that love that I think that was after my um your stream with the island Bo my stream with the island Bo and where you taught them the fun fact that Sweden has the most islands the facts down on them idiot sh idiots fake ass Island losers yeah I'm a real Island Boy too bad you don't have a brother to make out with right shame real shame love Island uh oh this is C this cam I credit you for the whole kissing meme you did this to Gary ve in fact I think people underestimate how much the kissing thing hurt his hurt him cuz that that hit like mainstream penetration like I saw penetration yeah uh no pun intended even PewDiePie I think like reacted to the image or something really it went all the way nice so so I feel like it's a mainstream image now and and it hurt him greatly so good that's penetration so well done cam yeah he's been amused that that kiss has been very inspiring over the years V Friends with Benefits that's funny and that's his dad of course yes for the uninitiated that is that is a really passionate kiss I mean open mouth there was another one I remember in that theme where I said yeah I love nfts natural father's taste or something like that different perspectives it is certainly a different perspective one that Prager actually has thought a lot about yeah many Muses over the years what's your argument uh I don't remember this one I don't either this bad so as far as I can recall he just one time in a clip that we were roasting him for he or maybe it was a tweet but he said this bad it just like this bad caveman gmer and we were really honing in on that and then cam made this meme I like that yeah I like that Alfredo walking into the bathroom this morning for breakfast oh no is that up there I forgot about that monster oh my God we actually have a new story no no no no stop stop stop go ahead no no no no no well so we are part training Bruce now this was when we were party training Teddy we are part training Bruce and last night all evening we were like super on it so we put him on the potty he'll sit on it for a while and then get up and try again and all evening and I knew he had to pee and I knew he had to poop and he still hasn't done it and he just won't do it and it was almost bedtime and we're getting ready to like just go to the room and he still had no diaper on cuz we were just trying and I was like I'm going to change him in the room anyway and then um daddy tells us oh he's pooping and he just he no no no don't be joking no way no way it was just standing and just pooped and peed on the floor peed all over the couch and the couch oh no and and it got under the couch guess who comes running in oh ducky it was ducky ducky this time no he started eating the poop oh my God but I'll say this I'll say this he got I launched I said please not again our family can't do family can't deal with a second dog poop eating human poop eating dog has hit the tower and so I jet over there and I got to him but he he had time to NAB like two small Pebbles he did it did so he didn't get a lot but I have to remind you guys Alfredo finished the play oh my God that's fou that's foul he at said that and entire so foul bigger too it was so traumatic we like we refused to talk about it for a while in the house cuz Teddy was crying he he tra it was like everyone experienced the loss he was he was so affected by it the grief the grief oh no and we just recently started like laughing about it cuz like Teddy I think is old enough to be able to just laugh about it and now this happen oh no not again it's so up dude chos so up the joys of children this is disgusting so yeah pretty funny great one walk down memory lane uh Ninja get better soon man number one L plus ratio shout out to the goat man man this was I guess what was the context I don't that oh God damn it that looks like the flossing that was the flossing incident I wasn't sure what it must have been when we were having our back and forth with them right yeah for sure cuz that that happened way ago like way long ago right the flossing the flossing incident was a long time ago it's going have a fun time they didn't have blue hair that's right oh I wish I could dude imager get your together like why can't I do a full screen and then click to the next one you know why I think there is a way to do that hold on and if I go next it just goes to a different page like give me a break with the arrows I think it needs to be in album mode give me a second I think I can fix in house anyway we can continue from here so get better soon though Ninja for real for fortnite can't afford to lose you my [Music] friend I got a I got a final request here go ahead can we this is my dying request right now I'm not dying no dying request can we find a way can you guys find a way to build the bridge with Ninja I've tried dude I know there's bad blood I know there's bad blood bro I tried I want I was building the bridge and then in like fortnite I was in there like building and building and building and then he came out with a bazooka or whatever you guys do and knocked it down for no reason no he's so goofy though it's such good content with him well okay ninja if this clip gets to you a crew member of ours is leaving he is his dying wish proverbi proverbially of course he's not dying but cam made this ninja sound bite too yeah so you you have that leaving crew member to uh to thank for that yeah so if you are watching this first of all I want to say that I I was truly um disheartened when I when I heard the news I was I literally said to myself oh no mhm you know it's it's horrible I don't want oh no and uh and I we are all hoping for your your speedy recovery on that one true man that ain't some clickbait but if we can build some kind of bridge maybe just a call in just just get the conversation going mhm you're going to go to bed and you're still going to be a loser and if you could just play one game of fortnite with my boys love and Ian and Sam who over played me Dan you play I mean I play with Ninja or is that am I good enough is he I'm AER come on who's good enough to play with Ninja to No One you are I mean yeah if we're being real none of us are good enough to play with Ninja but no one in the world I mean yeah right you are I'll play with him but no in our group in our group ninja goes I think N is a humble man he'll play with us there it is see we love you here I think love will [Music] carry Love is Crazy n so shout out um we have go we have the real uh Heart of Darkness oh my God um Jimmy Lee as as um what was his name in the movie uh CTS kurts right Colonel kurts and this is a great segue for uh next surprise welcome Jimmy Lee Jimmy Lee we've given we've given him your new phone [Laughter] number we never do that to you yeah Kim had to change his phone number because Jimmy no not because Jimmy I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding you did block him right let's not talk about it why it's funny you're right though but anyway shout out uh I wonder how many um Vietnamese people Jimmy Lee has killed Jesus I don't know just curious just a question well he was attacking he he was a traitor in the movie right he W yeah but he he was killing how many American Service men have you killed Jimmy I doubt I think he killed more Vietnamese than American serviceman okay potentially cuz he was part of like a cult they were just all crazy weird Good Vibes though good movie great great Vibes in that movie for sure the Vibes in that cult Death Pit were Immaculate Immaculate they killed that cow here this is I know who the guy is I don't remember the context of this all okay so this is a series so just keep scrolling this was uh this was in the log in chronological order so maybe this will help you understand the this is the guy who you're nothing you don't know how to play you understand you suck you suck you're nothing I play with the Grateful Dead angry trumpet guy New York angry trumpet I've been trained classically and contemporaneously you you a so I'm here I'm on his side he's like Bagel boss yeah music boss keep scrolling oh is it oh my God it's the boys sure you said that at the time you're not God we're little and we're angry and okay let's play a little game don't scroll yet who do you think will be added to this next little and angry little and angry oh man good question who's little and angry big Nick uh well that's not a bad answer but no that's not who gets added who else little somebody else who's little and angry little and angry I'll just scroll cuz there's more even after this next one it just keeps okay yeah well keem's not he's so little That's a classic edit yeah Keem took Bagel boss out uhhuh but there's more there's more choose your fighter oh Joe Andrew Tate Bagel boss is back on his feet yeah he's back up and then there was one more addition that you asked him for what there's so many here I told you and this is not anywhere close to all of them what and finally you wanted to be Goro oh I do remember that yeah wait oh I didn't show it your arms no your oh my arm I was covered by the mic hell yeah hell yeah dude that means I'm the last boss and Kim got his ice cream I see yeah that's a real photo K completely unedited yeah wow hey Jack sorry about my clone damn remember the context that yeah it's just fun it's just fun light Brandon Right light worker Brandon still he's out there man watch out we're repairing roads remember the infrastructure Bill did that um by the way Tanner oh I already read that one I already I read that one pausing Instagram killed and building parental supervision tools oh is that the update what an idiot loser this was in two like how long did it take before this pausing Instagram kids and building parental super tools supervision tools yeah no dumb asses idiot don't make a whole new app just for kids because what they were thinking was probably like what YouTube kids has done cuz they it's first of all it's good that you don't have you have to worry less about what your kids are watching but I think the main reason they do that is because they can sell ads like nuts cuz the advertisers they know it's all kids the CPM is probably insane if you can guarantee a child audience is there ads you can't do ads to kids I there absolutely are really oh yeah in Sweden that's illegal not in America baby that's you kidding me well what about like kids TV there's no you're not allowed to Target kids I so I think they bypass that though because they it's just hey we're just putting ads we're not targeting them by age that's illegal here too sure but because they have this app they're they say we're not targeting anyone we're just running ads on the app happens to be full that are buying them are like Mattel is it on the kids we use premium so I don't know it is yeah it is that's crazy yeah I mean I like the YouTube kids ecosystem but we don't have ads because I have the premium but I think it's pretty cynical it does it does help though it's better than the regular YouTube sure for kids the thing is it makes sense Instagram having a kid's one is like the dumbest shame on you man doesn't make sense shame on you for that scum anyway anyway um shout out Joe Biden uh chat is speculating that cam is leaving for Joe Rogan's podcast oh no yep seen the new Jamie or uh you fit right in dude I Dave pornoy uh suggested which uh yeah you would fit right in with Joe's people man bar stool all that yeah you whatever podcast they also offered they gave me an offer I said no fresh and fit they're yeah they they've all tried to recruit me at some point I wait it for Joe Somebody got you though you did get high you do have a job yeah what's going on man good to see it good to see it what was this one this is Chad with Tom's head on it did we talk about how Chad blocked did we talk about that again how we were trying to get Chad back on the show no no so I think we were not talking about it per chance of potentially patching it right it's not patching he blocked yeah I don't think it's happening though so yeah I wouldn't know what to do if I don't know why I don't know what happened or why we had a renewed interest but we Ian messaged him yeah and he goes last time he said 5,000 and you have to do my course so I said okay we'll pay you 5,000 he goes no it's 10 now for fee and then Ian's like Ian you counter offered him something reasonable right yeah we tried to make it work work and I was very nice I was trying to back him up and I think the way it ended was I said regardless of what happens Chad I still with you on with me Friday and he responded to why don't you go with yourself so funny oh my God you should can you can you put it in an album it'd be fun to review I I'll try and find it add it to the chat lore hold up I wouldn't know what to do if I got it but I at the same time I wasn't sure because everyone who he's done stuff with has said like he's the worst most chaotic unhinged person like even Eric Andre said he was the worst he did guest ever on set yeah W and they D thinks he's a celebrity Now Well he kind of is he is a celebrity but we trying to get him on the show he's a celebrity for being like weird Tom HS yeah I want him on the show but I'm just saying tone it down dude you're not you know not Tom Hanks right them Ross maybe we should try for Tom Hanks I was saying maybe we should try for the brother that looks like Tom Hanks oh Colin Hanks Colin the one that that the parents love oh that's mean they like horrifically mean they like no they like Chad obviously they like Chad that's why he's so well adjusted I'm like a dog chasing cars I wouldn't know what to do if I got it yeah um I actually genuinely have admiration for Chad's uh acting he was um he's one of those kids that were sent to the things where yeah he got kidnapped yeah truly a a mark of Love yeah I'm actually actually I'm planning on I'm already scheduled uh Theodore's uh kidnapping it's like a Coming of Age like military school the Imagine 12 years just sending them off to like a desert secret base where you don't know who or what they're doing or if you can talk to them what that's happening that's love baby stuff um oh here this is the whole thing Ian I mean that's that's most that gives the gist of it because he had counter offered with the higher price so he said 10 we said I said I was like I'm not paying this 10,000 I said Chet FL crazy you were kind of glazing him up to be honest I was being very nice throughout this whole interaction and I still with chat chat I still with Chad I still with Chad I think he's funny I think he's a good actor I was just the middleman between you and Chad I was like kind of navigating this and yeah going back well he blocked me you personally yeah really I think so let me check I think he did um yeah no he did I remember yeah um he says it's a T tax cuz that's all yall be on Ethan has insulted me multiple times and you you out here nickel and diming me bro we we are not dying we offer didn't we offer him like what did we end up offering we offered him what he asked $5,000 yeah he had no he wanted 10 now for TX that's what I'm saying he's saying nickel and Diamond like that's not nickel and Diamond 5,000 Cas we offered the amount that you wanted and then you doubled it that's not nickel and diing but we did increase didn't we say we'll give you five for oh we said we'll give you 5,000 for the appearance and then if it goes well and we want to do like a workout segment together we'll pay you another five yeah cuz initially he offered 5,000 for an appearance on the podcast and like his massive workout regiment with like a bunch of Zoom calls with you and training oh which by the way is already remarkable because I don't think we have ever paid a guest to come on the show that's so that that is like breaking a seven-year long precedent just because we wanted him that badly and he still was like make it 10 like okay you know and um um yeah yeah so he says uh it's a tax cuz that's all y'all be on Ethan has told to me mul times and you out here nickel and daming me wanting me to come down on my feet when all he does is talk F that why the would I do that I don't give a about your platform y'all the on still reaching out to me so pay the up or leave me alone I mean he's kind of right yeah it's fair I mean we he doesn't have to do we want him I don't want him that bad yeah for sure I don't know if I even want him at all but like uh you know just checking the Vibes we got to keep we got to keep offering him to come on the show just to with him now uh from different accounts I'm just passing on your original offer L since you're the one who offered 5K at first I've just been in the middle here didn't realize it was a fire sale though all good though good luck with everything I still with you and with me Friday he says go with with yourself and then he blocked you that was it I was really sad yeah you had chat in your DMs man yeah CH I tried to be the whole time I don't know it was a shame I was upset all day it sucks he's only ever seen me insulting him but he has he ever seen me um glazing him up you know I don't have a I I think this was right after you guys did something that was positive super glaze we watched him do the Hamlet Mon oh yeah I was like dude this guy's good he I glazed him up like a Crispy Cream that dude W come on anyway shout out CH every 10 Ivory friendship ended with Jeff now Mike is my best friend I don't remember I wonder if this is around the time that um that we they were coming at our house well not Jeff but Cody Cody came to the house and I bailed and said Mike's my best friend now I don't know I'm wondering I don't remember if anyone else knows but Mike is or Jeff is my best friend Mike's cool too though the H3 PA cast huh right someone on the rdit posted you you guys always talk about cats yeah but we never talk yeah yeah yeah dude that guy's lame he only ever talks about cats right weird comment um I'm here live it's not I'm not a cat I hear you Mike's 20 foot dink D oh dang okay oh I remember I did that to with him when he was on the show yeah cuz he didn't he was uncomfortable talking about dink doink one dink D another one them on the yacht looking like hell yeah living it up man that dink to money is good brother mhm we made it that is the unibomber cam anything to confess I think Dan was just dressed like the unibomber that day oh it's Dan got it yeah that was when he was in the uh scorpion chair there this is me in my college dorm room I think right I've always I talked about always this is this is not I mean this is obviously extreme but our dorm not our dorm room but when we got a house me and my friends in college it didn't it looked like this uh-huh it was that up I've witnessed some of those days no you didn't maybe you never even saw this maybe not this but it was whatever you saw was in my opinion at the time like clean this was crazy clean your room only sometimes oh I know was this about Jordan Peterson in his dirty ass up house probably beat in your room only sometimes yeah lesson number one to Hot Dog Drinker University I don't know what the hell that means but I'm sure I'm sure it made sense at the time drink a hot dog water domestic violence case dismissed I don't get this where's Dan what something to do with her husband maybe but she didn't do it right was it I imagine it was relevant yeah let's go I mean it's funny wait who's the woman that's Pelos Oh wait we're talking about the guy the the peee guy that attacked her husband oh his name was the peipe Paul what was was his last name Dan Paul the Pepe the Pepe the Pepe you remember the context of this Dan uh maybe well the context must have been that Nancy did something wrong so maybe it was her um her stock or something but no here it says domestic violence case dismiss oh I guess it's probably deepe then related all right I guess she was in on it I didn't know that this is official confirmation I just d i just make and throw it out there right oh my God this is good this is very funny yeah I have no idea what the context was but just an L you know what you don't need context yeah you don't need it can you tweet this cuz I feel like this one has legs I feel like you said that back then too and I did it again it times have changed I think today been taking more L's lately this is a good copy pasta for any Tate spam absolutely for sure yeah cuz I remember it was like common Tate W was like a a we were going spam with that this is a close oh my God what a hideous Jesus Christ Jesus you ever seen an uglier personell is really hitting oh my God it's so close I can't tell who that is it's he's almost giving like penguin like Danny DeVito penguin but if his gums were black Arvy needs to brush his teeth man oh Avery's here by the way hi I was here our lovely one of our lovely mods who we love love love Avery congratulations who lost by the way he was telling me 40 lbs last month more than that but yeah thank you oh more than that you well January I lost 40 and then you know I I I used up kept up on oh my God nice good man keep it up thank you you keep it up look at you man you're s I'm trying I'm trying I'm trying trying but I'm telling you man soprano out here keep going keep going dude God look at that ugly mug man thanks cim cool dad romantic trip to the moon this is of course um uh Steve will do it with his lovely romantic jerk off Donnie jerking off his dog story riding a red rocket yeah exactly wonderful wonderful i' rather have sex with Donnie to the moon this is me as a frog yeah I don't know but I liked it this one does I have no recollection of this one oh this is Cal cuz I was saying he looks like the emperor I think his face got real messed up like his face looks like he turned to the dark side mhm so that's a good one cam Thon cow he's wearing a cow he I just remember you going off on him more than anyone a long time it was caught me so off guard yeah I don't know why I think it was with Howie too right and he hoe got all uncomfortable with it yeah we got to we got to stay cool I don't I don't I don't it wasn't that but you did bring Simon up to hoe which is pretty funny yeah you know Howie or Simon pays the bills so yeah exactly how he's not going against that family a divorce dad's cooking Survival Guide what you need to know from how to shop for groceries to how to stock a kitchen to how to make a meal it is of course the try guy who cheated on his wife oh with their producer what's going on with that guy I think they didn't end up getting divorced though so I think we were predicting that at the time when the story broke but uh she stayed with him does he still have a job is he working for them again or no no no he's gone they they like oh they like buried excommunicated him hard they must have yeah yeah I mean it was pretty bad what he did but they were I guess no you're right but at the same time it was like I wonder if they like it was with an employee of their shared company I mean but I wonder if they're because they were like best friends for like over 10 years so I wonder if they're like dude just so you know we got to go super hard on you publicly but that being said we'll see you on Saturday for football probably yeah it seems like they all took it pretty personally though they seem K yeah they did seem they did that video and seemed pretty personal yeah sucks to be him idiot loser didn't you they also just have a kid or was that maybe not thinking of SpongeBob that's SpongeBob this is demg this is Demi with my uh Jeff Barber Shop haircut it looks good mug she looks great it's a it's an improvement oh God the cream pie y this is when uh Mark he what did he say he blocked me on Twitter he blocked you on Twitter because you because of that yeah posted this and it gross him out so much they blocked you he did he was talking on his podcast about something like it was so disgusting I had to block him I was like bro it's just a donut man I hat it it was PR it's a pretty wild thing to when I went back looked at it I really it was pretty vulgar it was disgusting yeah a little bit it was something like yeah no this a gross it's disgusting he's right didn't have to block me yeah you know what I mean yeah is there everything we've been through yeah we got dinner together like 10 years ago that means something to me um what does anyone remember what this was I do it's the billion dollar smile he got the billion dollar smile with fousey tube in columia what is the man yeah why is it Manna I probably cuz his his teeth are just that crazy looking and white and big okay I worthless feel like we had to have been talking about Mayo that episode or something I don't know there was a lot of mayo talk around saxs entry yeah I don't know curses on on them by the way craft was it yeah they going them I don't I don't with craft and none of my friends do either I think editing the craft Mayo video was the first official thing I did for you guys a salary employee yeah that was 3 years ago almost bro I don't like that cuz we were in this studio mhm yeah we were we were downstairs but yeah no we were still from home what oh wait yeah no we filmed it in the park we did but you guys had the building but we hadn't moved in yet we came here to shoot it cuz wewh else I remember wasn't I there pouring mayonnaise on you in the parking lot confusing that with when you did that to me I was there Teddy fresh was working here Elo Elo did that maybe they were just starting to move in but yeah I remember we went there especially to film that she is that video R is yeah it was pretty good this is uh na'vi Navi burgers this must have been when you guys were sing for Avatar 2 so forever yeah you mean not I that looks disgusting na'vi well okay bye Jimmy we are saying bye honey bunny oh yeah there was a we were having a moment where we he would call in and we'd say bye sweetheart bye honey bunny right all that I don't get the Gladiator man yeah I don't I do this sometimes where I'm like up or down you know it's probably something like that definitely a reference oh you know what are you not entertained he's the Entertainer you know he's and I was entertaining I was on that day luckily for him April Fool's warning his ass is not going to Spotify oh yeah we did a meme we're moving to Spotify yeah Ela giving 10 cent $10 to herself actually she's giving $7 to herself or something like that Y and that's why the little uh Apple end yeah apple and YouTube are taking their oh man youed everything why is the goat I think I think you guys pointed that out at the time so I updated I love this though got him goofy my fair Ethan oh my god oh it's our it's our accent code yeah oh oh my God oh my God that was the infamous uh Nathaniel snap that day and he did snap that day he was there to witness that guy was a champ manuck he didn't smile once no and you look fabulous in that hat thank you girl yeah girl I know yeah I do I know you know those are fresh flowers picked every morning just for my hat oh that's tea George Bush famous response to being informed that sir we are under attack tea is hot love that P just like just like jet fuel no one kills me here's the title actually got views uh Love's did pretty good the most derailed podcast segment ever this was legit his he was a great sport about that yeah that was that was pretty my intention was not to with the guy I genuinely wanted to learn but I was not learning so you were not learnings took it in a different direction it was fun have you seen this dumbass call security immediately seen on the premise this is still up in the teddy fresh office the fridge still a threat he's still at large yeah that one not a meme didn't we put it on a t-shirt or something or a shirt um I made a shirt for myself right just one I think yeah just for me actually when we went to his show I saw somebody wear this on a shirt oh that's cool that's really cool this is my boy who does all his videos on Tik Tok of him crying to disasters POV you're confronting Gary VE for using your son's college fund to buy V friends oh that's good that's good what's the problem he got three original V friends man look at this gorilla that's [Laughter] epic oh God that's trash this guy literally was like open your mouth and let me down your throat and they'll pay me to that guy I kind of want to talk to that guy we could seems like a he's still Up's making a comeback recently me too he's making bangers send me his page he's got some good ones recently that we look at man I feel like we reached out to him did we I look I don't recall we're look but I will reach out if we haven't well let's look I want to check cuz yeah I saw some good ones lately do you know what I'm saying you know what I'm saying though you want me to we have so many super chats you want me to idea read someone you look please do okay uh let's see I went on the wrong pipe you got your read out members too right members and donuts let me get to the these Donuts here let's see going back super water weasel donated five thank you so much you and Chris uh Mah Maher sorry if I'm pronouncing that wrong another five thank you Christy Sherlock with oh Chrissy's she's Chrissy is a legend she's a benefactor you are a Sherlock cuz we so wise you're so smart and Slick uh Kota with 20 and then another five 25 total thank you so much so much appreciate that Dereck runs longtime two-year member uh donate 50 bucks and said we will miss you Cam please give him this money oh boy what is it that he'll never see it I'm K I'm kidding I'll try to remember it's just I always tell tell you guys don't donate to the crew like that it's very difficult out it I don't have $50 cash in me that I'm just going to hand I don't you know what I mean right not like that uh Maru C think uh it's my 21st birthday today I've been uh waiting so long to get one and only 21 Fu from Zach please make my dream com I'm going to let cam call this yes absolutely okay 21 happy birthday okay thank you God bless it's been a while since you've heard of any and Jack R said cam uh this is another one cam this is for you it's a $14 Canadian see that's the other thing too especially when it comes in in other currency oh God like we got to take the YouTube percent out convert it anyways it is appreciate it thank you so much uh somebody remind me to give Cameron money it's okay uh farewell cam going to miss having a New England delegate who will speak up for us now I I'm 50% New England my uh dad's family is all from B come on dude I learned I learned everything from cam dude BR come on I'm no cam but you know I got I got some Roots no you know you're you you know your about Massachusetts you grew up going there and everything I I used to go there as a kid a lot yeah um 37 months uh from Levi wheelie longest comment I've made in my life bro we will miss you Cam thank you thank you Levi Lauren donated $20 and said it's not my 21st birthday thank you good to know can you do not 21 thank you thank you I wish cam the best what but what the crying Emoji me yeah I know yeah that's Olivia all week that's how we feel that's me too honestly I felt the same when he dropped the news on me yeah during Gundam night dude yeah know I I I brought you over to my no why would you ru Gundam night like that at the end of the night too I make sure it didn't spoil the Gundam that's a good call all week no no no no you go you go girl no you go girl I was going to say I was uh man I cried during the ride home like I know you got to follow your heart dude I'm happy for you I'm sorry dude I hate being a bummer dude I hate it and I but I you know sorry you're not a bummer you're not a bummer this is this is good stuff you're just loved man like those are two t be sad and they can also be for you know Joy you know what they say true tears are Love's souvenirs did you make that up or J actually said that I did not make that Jett quote I did not make that up but I don't remember where I heard it it's really beautiful I thought it was nice to you all week I've been walking into the office I've literally just been like cam what is your problem I know I love you love you too well we've known since the beginning of the month yeah yeah so I said cam you want to drop this on everyone at the last last day he's like that's how I want to do it yeah I didn't want you know I didn't want people and right it's true it makes sense cuz it's it'll be on everybody's mind for a while and you would have been kind of having to talk about it every day for like a month stream it makes sense just save it till the end really a month really a month been bad enough just walking around the office feeling like a ghost you know what I mean like a a ghost yeah I feel like I'm hunt in this house cuz I'm not long for this world right but you know we'll we'll obviously still all be contact and everything you know the way I see it I was friends with love I was boys with love when he was in Sweden mhm so right not not much is going to change y you can still play fortnite where you are we can still juice dude still juice you have always a home here thank you always you know I like birds a lot I like the song um I'm like a bird I don't know where my soul is is I don't know where my home is baby all I need you to know is I'm like a bird I'll only fly away I don't know where my soul is damn I don't know where my home is that's all I got to say but my love is true some birds were not meant to be caged it's really the truth of it do you want me to play your opera music cam it's a nelly for song that is yeah you to look it up but I like but I like birds so it's topical and actually hold on wait that's also a sha shank quote about the birds being caged hold on let me write that let me type that up sha Shank Redemption line about need to keep comparing this workplace to shash prison I have to I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged the feathers are just too bright and when they fly away that part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does Rejoice but still the place you live in is that much more drag and empty that they're gone organ Freeman and you know what else a few of people already know this I'm leaving my mark on this office I'm littering um I I'm I'm leaving behind my penguin Emerson Emerson another Boston Legend right yep raldo Emerson by named him after him so I'm going to leave this in the corner of the office ah sorry when you ever see this penguin and I I chose a penguin specifically because I know Zach isn't afraid of penguins right thank you Cameron apprciate that pal I'll be sure to clear up my other fake Birds but yeah yeah take it yeah the penguin hold on I got something wonder how the hell Andy defrain ever got the best of it you think they'll claim the audio on this mhm yes probably yeah let me just find that one moment and keep the music going I guess I just miss my friend sometimes s it makes me sad yeah keep the music going really loud and being gone I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to very emotional you can really feel the moment Fe are just to don't claim us fly away the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does Rejoice good great cont how do you guys like that it's powerful oh oh boy Andy D Frain never helped me with my taxes you know I I asked cam if uh there was any royalty freak music that was his favorite you know to go out with yeah and he sent me this he's like I like Opera so he sent me this song it doesn't get claimed so I think it's quite beautiful and also in sha shank they liked Opera too right he did used to listen to it in his mind in solitary confinement no he played it over the he play it over the uh grounds and that's why he got put in solitary I've seen that movie a lot very good it's very good it is very good wow this should be the track for the whole video this ISS metta's waltz by the way we were wanting to checking on Lewis Anderson um he's been putting out bangers like this one in space space one is horrific very exciting is happening every once the music fa warning the music does get uh I don't think we can play the audio my god well play this play the Pini this is from four days ago and it has uh 400,000 likes so the people are feeling it this music's pretty good for this actually I love you something's fun is happening he has 12 million views oh oh lovely look at we find the thank you Sam chicken cow it's happening it's happening right now I've been m t oh wow it's hot this is lovely it's so good wa that it's delicious thank you Sam wow it's too hot I haven't gotten H yes they are hot they're very hot be careful I like hot oh hoty honestly I'm a very eater and this is like really good I thought I wouldn't like it just because of my issues so glad yay you ever made a bad dish right I me come on Pam how is it you hear this music this is how it is yeah Heavenly Sublime oh yes there it is can you zoom in on him I've never had one of these never had a c with I don't know not this a powerful moment this is awesome they need to be in this moment right now just show fam Ian B I guess I just miss my friend some birds fellas are too [Music] bright I got a ranch dip too you didn't have to you didn't have to do all that it's incredible that's a good Ranch too I'll forgive you for including the ranch is this Hidden Valley nope it is Target Target brand Target's best it's m uh oh look I actually really like that ranch a lot I didn't know Target made good Ranch I don't like Hidden Valley it's too thick Ranch is so hit or miss I'm so confused coming here eating Ranch it's like it is it's like a different sauce at every place I Fresh Ranch from like a good restaurant you can't beat that no the best Ranch is Wing Stop Ranch I'll die on that Hill interesting I know eting there it's pretty it's a Wings Spot oh okay yeah it's pretty good I recommend it you know I'm not like a crazy Wings guy yeah I mean I don't like the bone ones either but the Boneless Wings they kind of remind me of nuggets so and they're like very quality and you get all kinds of sauces and spices but the ranch busting like I would just get like a ton just for like personal use like afterwards this is Good Sam tell me about the process here cuz the the chicken is like ground up right yes it is talk to me I put it in my little Chopper and I chop grind it up after I cook it not before I cook it and then the inside it's so easy it's it's the same thing as buffalo chicken dip you just put it inside of dough but it's just cream cheese ranch monzarella cheddar cheese and buffalo sauce with chicken yeah oh yeah I ate it all I'm going to eat all mine the crust the um bread is really good yeah really like the bread the bread is the most surprising good crust sometimes the corners is like bad on like stuff like this but I'm looking forward to eat the corners where it's just it's great I tried it last night and it was when it was fresh fresh they're super good um the dough dough you just can't ever like crisp up and reheat it this is crispy for sure glad I'm glad thank you so much Sam I've had over 40 P I'm going to miss making them for you I'm going to just miss my friend I guess you guys want to watch um this is Cam on on his last day of work yeah so much more more than anything I love you both so much so wet more than anything listen I need you to listen I'm listening I don't have a long time okay now remember wait didn't we say we can't have the audio from this play both play yours St drown it out we'll have the double up yeah Bank information is on the computer I miss you [Music] baby wow Nobody Can Shed a Tear like him for real it's it's batshit that he's like posting this stuff obviously but like the talent is it's resonating with me it's there it is there well what's interesting is that all of his videos are just crying that's his whole thing the man his first viral one was he he has he like kept keeps thinking about his kids dying which is something probably people don't want to necessarily think about like every we maybe he just really carved out a niche for himself as like a bit player in movies look at this every a this shit's crazy he pretends M it m it this one he does his son drowning bro oh God that is crazy that he used his son as an actor reminder never leave a child I know it's heinous it's just horrendous the kid is fine by the way YouTube it's just it's a dramatization it's actually PSA a reminder never leave a child under water you know what to be honest I probably it's probably good good way to get through to people yeah cuz it's easy to walk away you think your kids ah they're fine it's shallow they're fine I'll walk inside for one moment go to the bathroom come back yeah you got to be careful Man kids certainly didn't invent the uh shocking safety PSA genre either there there's a lot pulsating mastered it for sure yeah but also get call the you know call an ambulance I okay all right all right any my personal favorite one is like when he's like the cop and he's like screaming well I'm sorry he's playing in the background oh yeah I love that one great oh this is this it finding out I'm adopted at 38 bro what come on it's fine you were raised by your you you know your adopted parents love you fine yeah I know how does he get his eyes so red you think he just does this before yeah he just rubs the out of his eyes lemon oh lemon lemon yeah yeah he's actually getting views though I think he might have a career on his hands here yeah until Tik Tok gets banned of course then he's back to work there goes the acting whe okay that's just a doll dude you're not convincing me husband's wife does the unthinkable oh come on man oh my God why would you have bring it there dude where do we write these stories why did you have to bring it there dude it's inspired by the movie Shutter Island shut says in the description he just wanted to play this role so he's showing us what he can do with it look at this comment sorry for your 150 second loss br baby no way why all wet dude that's not even that's not we can't this is not a plausible I can't entertain this story I'm not entertaining that I drowned our baby stop it okay well I guess uh I'll finish up lunch for only two then right imagine he's just like cool Co I'll good no worries Sam that was so good do you have another three for me where were we where were we oh we were in the middle of looking at memes let's get back to that yeah do you still have that tab open cuz uh I can it'll be fast scroll [Music] down let's see you're nothing nobody let's see here R Kos we're here my fair lady that's T have you seen oh yeah here this is what s right [Music] yeah a lot of the times these look pretty rough to me looking back but I hope people keep in mind I do three to what nobody's thinking anything but I don't know like I can I know I can do better if I had if I had more than like three to five minutes oh stop stop it why did it go down okay here Play Bill oh Olivia she got up for a sec this one's involves you it's very good the lip biting oh no that's not you that's Miranda oh I Miranda that's me first of all I have to say so ridiculously off hold on I have confused you guys quite a bit gas sliding well wait I thought you meant like Olivia because she likes oh yeah that's what I thought yeah that's what I thought and yeah that's what I meant you could have play it all y you're right Ela you know me so well this is one of my favorite things you've ever done Cameron oh thank she's like manipulating a narcissist cor I would never make a mistake like that I um I remember learning about ly Manuel's lip biting thing and I I haven't forgot about why do you do that man you're such a talented guy why do you have to lip bite like freak I love him you like the lip biting I think it's so funny that he does this i' love to ask he the worst and I love that he's doing that somebody needs to ask him what the going on here has anyone ever asked him Google that maybe he's answered it before interview something why do you bite your lip all time yeah like one of those red carpet interviews somebody's got to have asked him that before this is us with our uh first and second child sorry Haw but we've already signed the [Laughter] papers well actually I don't know perhaps I should drop the bomb what when cam saying is's going east oh you're taking him you took my boy either adoped ceron I'm taking one of yours do this coming home with there's vacancy in the house East and far north you know taking my D we're we have swapped we're we're switching it up here H podcast That's crazy dude um okay what the is that who what that was the that was my like famous ancestor oh you're commi you you wanted to compare us put us with the you guys don't look similar I think I see it really he looks he looks so Cy though mostly the Hat the hat is spot on he looks exact L like my uncle so wait what's the relation again it's like three great uncle once it was an uncle but like four four generations on whose side dad's side your dad is your dad have comy blood does his blood run red with the blood of landlord so blood is red so it doeses with the did he okay let the Streets Run Red with the blood of landlords that's what your dad says no that's what he does okay sorry about that moving on all righty um welcome to the tattoo club Ethan grou show marks I appreciate that that I assume was a joke on the old I would never want to be a club that would have me as a member think so great joke by the way and you saying you didn't want to be a tattoo guy right in the tattoo club welcome to the club yeah n on butt Ryan is licking his lips I got to say at talking to coolest Kev at behind the behind the scenes at the uh last live show you guys got to utilize him more he's such a character he's so funny he really he was really nice and gracious the whole time like yeah he was really sweet super sweet he I think I think there's so much content that could be had with it him interesting he is I would say the coolest Kev check out there's no cooler C thank you thank you thank you no absolutely right he should what could we do though I mean he's so funny I don't know thr him in anything you got any ideas wait he could Nar your bell bottom again again we did that oh right I forgot could just n my B let's just go for it he did it I just think he's like very charismatic and can be he is very nice and sweet okay it's a good point cool as cev let's be cool goof gang member let's be cool but C I think if C gets to him first then it's over look at him licking his lips [Music] yeah C heard you could eat a meal out of his butthole it was so clean he came running firsthand experience um do not take any pills from this guy and watch your drink that's a really interesting uh version of The Matrix I this is the weird Alpha dud that making some like matrix comparison while giving a lecture in that outfit and that yes and what was that outfit it was just that was like part of his Vibe is like I'm so successful I don't even have to give a kind of thing um yeah that guy's Crazy by the way mhm The Matrix has been a very uh reoccurring theme over the years here it's true in the world lately I don't know why oh we have a actually an interesting update in uh December 2018 Lyn posted his most iconic lip bite photo with absolutely no context his original lip by pick actually came from a Twitter thread that Lynn made during a Hamilton fitting in November of of 18 documented excuse me the costuming process Lynn posted a seven photo fitting Journey thread and ended it with cheeky bite of the lip and caption it's over so he like knows it's a meme and that's why he does it okay which I love and respect to being honest that makes it less cringy mhm are we sure does he know that it's yeah are we sure how does that prove that how did we conclude that he's just being goof because he's in the context of it he was he was being a goof he's doing a goof like trying to be sexy yeah he knew that people thought it was hilarious when he did it the first time so it sounds like he was like I'm going to hit it I'm going to hit him with it again he still does it though EXA he keep because he knows it's a meme we're saying he's in on the meme I got to know I have to ask I don't know he did it he did it of his own valtion for so long you know you can't just be like oh yeah it's a joke now no man no no Gizzy that's pretty good cam oh my God that's really good that's awesome oh here's uh khed no pay in the rain and who this poor lady just another she was another one that was screaming uh oh wait what was that one you guys were like unintentionally had dressed very similar to this meme yes oh I don't remember this is good I'm going to I'm going to try to get through these faster cuz we're like halfway sure yeah um this is uh little Scout Dan with uh his scout leader a little more there's text at the bottom yeah I'm sure you had a really hi scouters hi scouters a rip and and she would have been a fomo lever that's good very good number one New York Times bestseller think like a wait when did you make that Mormon Mormon Mormon OH Close surprisingly close I think just one letter away the Mormon glaze or something yeah the ey glaze yeah the king of the ey glaze dude this is epic holy this one was your idea though I remember you like saying can you do this for me but it's turned out amazing I mean holy God that's your vision what's the context here they're Beavis and Butthead but uh I they did like a talk together or something I don't know or they were both they were both being idiots on Twitter or something I don't [Music] know fantastic eh fantastic Howe as the Caesar mascot I don't I don't know I don't know why but I like it powerful image these balls oh my God oh my God myin I remember this yeah Saga that great just kept adding to it very good Dan has always loved Mega Man always love Mega Man Mega Dan Mega damn look how big his feet are he's juicing dude autism right after the VAC my favorite one Shen Yun Shen Yun wait what was the context I I know about shin Yun but because they're they're like antix that's part of their weird cult thing is uh yeah the epoch times was advertising on on Twitter right that the vaccines was causes autism yeah good dancers though unbelievable uh chat BT says it's lupus Dr ditt oh it's I says it's e oh funny how was do little doing he's out there I don't know doing little do little okay who face is that Matt R it's Matt re oh oh he's Osama Bin Laden yeah I believe so we got him oh god oh cuz cuz he was saying that people hate who they're jealous of or whatever and then Tana said right yeah that was a classic you think that people hate Osama Bin Laden because they're jealous of him one sec just s a little note um uh oh J shett genius is the next one oh oh yeah cuz his Instagram is one of his Instagrams is J shett genius that's his own one yeah his actual quote page I think this man made a page about himself called J shett genius evidently wow I think so that's that's what we were trying to figure out right I think it is yeah because it has all like The Branding and stuff on there I think oh yeah and dumbass J shett did an ad for my car yes and I and then this is my version of the ad I still hate the car by the way God every time we drive it we're like this car is so annoying this car sucks it's a piece of Ethan Klein buy a BMW today I think there was a Verbatim quote you were saying yeah that's awesome Jay I I don't know is he I don't know if he's going to keep being in ads that article was is definitely going to hurt it was pretty bad yeah love that for him I no I don't I'm sad about him it's a shame yeah it is a shame here is I've lost on this one there's a lot going on in this one and I had no idea that was a a a thumbnail minus the James Charles and the giant hand so this was when we saw the Kardashians in New York York okay and then we said oh we got a fight with Kardashians or something we just tried to clickit it and what is J why your huge and why is it in James's ear those parts I I have no idea okay sorry neither wish I could help chiropractor oh yeah that's awesome oh this is the one where he goes he's got the spike in the back too no we play this one it's in there somewhere it's the one at the end fud that one you you can even you can fact check me I'm sure dude I'm so you know your chiropractor videos thank you thank you uh sod time Odie oh yes Coke Zero man I've been with the diet root beer so hard though at home uh Nicholas Tracy uh 43 Monon member said funny story about Shen Yun I'm going to it tomorrow because my mom bought us nonrefundable tickets without knowing what it was jealous that's the thing that's their whole it remind it very much reminds me of um not in like Doctrine but in their approach to early scentology uh where it's really nuts but people just don't know like they're just like oh it's the cool like dancing thing you know very much um Nexium was doing or Nexium yeah yeah exactly yeah know it's pretty wild but how fun of the show I hear it's great yeah I want to know everything honestly apparently yeah don't let them call on you whatever you do right uh this was the thumbnail yes Kim Kardashian screamed at me in the streets of New York City yes cuz you guys were actually in New York we were in New York and we could see the street below us and but then we saw like a huge we were on Central Park South and there was a they were staying at the same hotel as us right not our room was shitty by the way yeah we weren't we weren't in the Kardashian room just to be clear um however we could see the street and there was a huge mob of people Gathering like hund like hundreds of people in Central Park South which doesn't make any sense and then coming out of the the entrance came Kim and I don't know her mom maybe just an Entourage dude there was like the president motorcade there was like three or four black SUVs more I think WR it's like ridiculous the whole street was blocked was ridiculous Jesus Christ man uh can I read you a this um me Members chat real quick it is from a 61 Monon member oh my what which I think might be the record I don't think I've ever SE one holy uh that's 5 years right yeah 16 months would be 5 years that would be over five listen it gets even better because they say first ever chat just gonna say miss you cam from all your fellow shy family a 61 Monon member that has never chatted Jeremy you are my favorite you know just remember everybody these are the real these are the people watching the show yeah shout out Jeremy love you Jeremy it's actually the quartering our longest running uh yeah supporter really Ethan what Jeremy Hobbs he's n bro I don't like Jeremy either he's what his Jeremy's last name starts with an H as well I'm just kid hambley why did I say hambley is that it isn't that his last name oh I actually do know it that's so weird that I can recall the most random dumbest why do I know Jeremy's last name let me fact check that I feel like I've never heard his last name I feel like I've heard it like once Jeremy hambley that's his last name why did I know that we I mean we did we've talked about him who else could did anyone else know his last name was Hamley really am I the only one you said you know I don't remember anything you know I'm a lowkey quartering stand so I know dude but like nobody else okay I I knew it when you guys said it but it was Hambly why did I know that now I must defend it's funny I'm bad with names too but that one stuck thanks Ethan he has a imdp page if anyone's looking for his credits nice Jesus photo this man is operating the claw machine next to you what do you do that's right man that ain't nothing you guys got IMB pages I I I don't think so yeah I updated mine and like you guys have wait you have one yeah what if you done um I mean when I'm not working for you guys I do assistant editing for like oh you have credit has tons of credits okay legit I've so close to getting an Emmy so many times but I'm not high enough on the list to get one really they don't give it to the who the who the put this together like I mean a lot of it's automated and yeah it's you can submit Stu like yeah you can submit your own and edit it and um and other people I think it's kind of like Wikipedia I think even other people can add stuff to pram there's ratings check it out yo um our old content is 7.8 that's a good that's actually a solid rating for a TV show uh podcast apparently I'm just a producer on this show right which uh that's our very old logo yeah that's old and I added the heo vog too you know to boost up heila oh really I got you girl wow andan I just put you as like I think maybe producer like came I don't that's see what he he thear obvious like the same Payday Two credit oh all right I had no idea very fun old man yells at Clouds it's keemstar by golly that's uh Vinnie the guinea that's a joke I shouldn't say that but it's a call back to game but this really is Vinnie is he Italian or is he something else V I don't know what V is I feel like he's got an exotic mix feel like he's not dude what Ben Diesel's real name is Mark Sinclair what oh no he's white Mark Sinclair Ben diesel um ethnicity his mother is an astrologer I didn't ask that he was raised by his white mother and adoptive African-American father oh so but his dad is adopted so so we don't know that's not very helpful uh although I'm sure he was a great father diesel stated that he is of ambiguous ethnicity his mother has Scottish Roots cuz he looks like he's got something going on there doesn't he yeah IMDb has a quote from him that says diesel has said that he himself is definitely a person of color okay definitely definely yeah definitely cuz okay all right I'll take his word for it I am black that's so good all right anyway here he is as Wallace and Crumpet or whatever I don't know Wallace andet yeah I don't know why but guys Martin H3 is a DET turd Bradley Martin via drama alert comments oh was this before we we built the bridge who knows at this point keeps fing back and forth do no we're dog he texted me the other day he said hey do you want to do my show with steiny from steiny y you should do that my I said I'll think about it' be ridiculous he knows how that would be the closest you you've brushed with the nek but here's the thing wait s is a full right here's the here's the thing he says um from what I understand it seems like he might like me steiny he's going to be like why are you mean to me and then I don't know if I'll how I'll do in that situation I think it's cuz he's Jewish and you're Jewish and he's like that's true we should dab up for that yeah well your heart melts if he says that to you let me read his me let me check his message he said um he mentioned that he thought you oh he said he told Bradley he thought I cooked fresh and fit oh interesting but then this made me sad and then he goes and that he thinks you don't like him well well I mean we have talked a lot of about I can see why he thinks that I've been a full Center For Life dude shout out steiny little let's let's go to Shabbat dinner steiny you and me me me and Bradley are dogs he's he's a nice guy he is so you guys think I should do it I should go meet Steinberger yeah I mean we've talked about milk for we've talked about milk for years I think it could be I mean it's probably as close as you're going to get you're kind of like starting to bridge that's a huge Bridge yeah to that side maybe it's interesting I don't know what could how can I appeal to them I we need to plan something we're like you just be funny show up in a muscle sh you already do you lost weight that's all they care that's true I'll work maybe I'll get like the smallest pants and just show crazy yeah you got to show some thighs maybe I'll show up with some happy Dad yeah you know like to full why do we is has nek done unforgivable things what's the status on our probably we did a Content core on I they've done quite a bit of stuff that's not great crazy with's over or by what Ethan you have this thing you don't have to be friends with Stein like you can do a podcast no but like it doesn't have it's like all or nothing with you like you're the enemy or you're my best friend that's what when when he was like when he said steiny thinks you don't like him I said I'm going to be this man's best friend I'm just getting fast you know because it's not like that you know what I mean it's not like that if I knew you cared I would have brought you to the bris yo can you put on Astro World cuz we're we're dogs like that Shalom brother I'm going to send it I'm with Dan you could be a positive influence you could be like the stepdad that stepped up you know yeah yeah exactly exactly change milk for the better dude remember when when Bradley came on you did at least at the time I don't know if it stuck but you broke through on on several of his beliefs you know what I yeah and then he push back on the show it's true right I wonder what he's they're saying about Tate now probably the same thing and it well maybe not I mean you we just heard that steiny thought you cook fresh and fish and a lot of that was you calling them out on their connection to Tate so so maybe okay maybe they're coming around so I got to do something I got to prepare for my visit we like with the thighs the happy Dad bring out some what's some Jewish memorabilia I can bring to him like lkas I don't know that's it's got to that's like a Hanukkah thing right or Passover thing a nice manora maybe MAA like a custom full send MAA actually fire that' be sick right F sen maizza is fire um full send to to God somebody said that so cancer of you to be like so hot or cold so cancer oh like your thought they was calling me cancer your astrology sign is that am I hot and cold or like what Dan was saying it's all it's All or Nothing look nobody likes think about it think about it nobody likes lukewarm anything true you want it hot or you want it cold that's the truth and I'll put that in the B there's an exception but I mean that does that feels right thank you and that's why I am like I am what's good lukewarm koser pickles ex good question what's good lukewarm bring kosher pickles with you I look Bubbies man I with Bubbies true you know what's good lukewarm when you're a kid peanut butter and jelly sandwich that you're having for lunch isn't it just room temp that's what I mean is does room temp count as lukewarm oh maybe not that's cuz room temp is room neutal yeah that's just neutral those guys love Zen they do yo I'll bring a whole bunch of Zen just a ton of Zen oh you're right lukewarm is leaning warm Le like a little bit more than you know what's a good one buffalo chicken cow Zone that's what you want lukewarm when you had it it was too hot but you I ate mine hot a little bit I but you want it lukewarm I ate mine hot I love Allie's always calling me out I like burn my mouth all the time I eat super hot cuz it's just you know what I mean you can't around you got to eat like ice cream you don't want that heating up right soda you don't want that heating up pizza you don't want that cooling down soup soup are you kidding me imagine eating lukewarm soup that's crazy uh lukewarm chocolate sauce like lentil soup lukewarm cholate oh that's actually true oh that is kind of true so like a Sunday lukewarm yeah yeah where it's not like bur chocolate sauce just barely melts nice one that's why you're the hawk dude that's why you're the hawk that is actually correct that that one he's doing the thing you know what else is good lukewarm H Sigma brain gamer steps oh for real I I love that flavor dude I need more I actually ran out recently we have tubs you want a tub um yeah are they caffeine free cuz Caffe might they send us both I'll yo cuz dead ass I like literally drink that every day but you drink it lukewarm um it's sometimes with ice and then if I don't have an ice machine so if I don't have any ice I'm just like it dud you're just going I just three scoops it you know large mug God bless man since I moved here it's like some fridges just come with like they just make ice yeah and I didn't always have now I remember I didn't always have that before I love that but like I'm obsessed now everything I drink with a ton of ice I have the opposite cuz my parents our fridge had a ice machine and then and then same with like my place in monter then when I moved to LA that's like a a special future that'll like make it rent an extra 300 bucks and it's like a really the ice machine so you want a fridge I mean I don't think we had an ice machine until we moved the last few years yeah yeah thank you Dan for the hookup you got Israel is like so in terms like people don't have dryers in Israel like they don't don't around I guess that's maybe common outside well some people do but it's not common it's more common to just hang dry your clothes yeah they don't have dryers they don't have ice machines at home I feel like Sweden they don't have water heaters bro or they do but like you know I don't know solar for the most part but like if you want to take a shower you have to turn it on you have to turn it on and you run out of water too bro isn't uh isn't that really common in New York too New York City to not have not not where I've not at all it's all gas no in New York every got like infinite hot water like too much hot water no not the hot water I'm sorry the dryer oh people don't have I don't think anybody has any laundry in their apartment you got a fluff and fold in New York right there's not even a laundry machine yeah yeah we didn't have space for that barely had space for a bed makes sense yes but okay so I'll think about it who's got an ice machine now I got one you got one I leveled up in life y do you love it ice baby do you love having ice old oh yeah I love it it's so great all the ice in a bucket I just take however much I want dude infinite ice I'm like chewing on ice all day ice rolls we killed it Fu D we figure out how to freeze ice or to freeze water whenever we want like can you imagine dude people used to hook that out of a lake and like carry it like miles to the Village now we just push a button dude that's it dude the more things we can get by just pushing a button you know that's how much closer we are to the Utopia that we were promised Star Trek yeah with the replicator exactly they just push a button for the replicator Bro the replicator you know what I mean you push a button for a large Papa John smash that prints it that's what's up yeah now that will be lifechanging forget about AI I feel like that is possible the replicator I feel like that is something that could possibly happen yeah with the way that like um they're starting to 3D print like organic stuff organs so once they understand organs yeah for sure organs that's probably the first thing they they'll do well they have been like making like lab made meat now mhm like there's like a whole thing with legation about it yeah yeah it's exciting times I'm making Meats now smoking these meats here this is Hollywood took from you do we know what this is I have no recollection of this whatsoever I have no idea I laughed but I was like I don't remember this at all more Jimmy Lee memes he gave us so much be real he gave us so much oh my god let's bring Jimmy out Jimmy Lee everybody there he is hey Jimmy this is um flip a coin Yak that's Jeffree Star making a Yap jerky I believe yeah oh um die over here the lighting's better this is okay so wait this is the lebrandt guy right so who died did they clickbait their kid dying oh oh yeah were they faked cancer their kid having cancer yeah you were just elevating the absurdity of what they did with this wow the Rel leave it to the the like devout Christians to clickbait their child having cancer nice one guys nice one fire Festival Shrek and Puss and Boots cuz you said it was going to be a Shrek rock festival dude this is awesome that looks I look super good wait is this Puss in Boots or I think it's farquad it's farad cuz why are they chilling together threat you guys are you guys are enemies yeah but this okay whatever not going I don't have too many question this is me tripping balls on nightquil Good Times very cool it looks like the underground in balor's Gate we love that oh right the under do I tried replaying it Dan and I felt like it was too repetitive oh really yeah I'm planning on doing a second play through sometimes and not not to like sound arrogant but I went I restarted on Ultra hard mode and it was just it was honestly so easy I felt like I was just playing the same game again wow did you play on the mode where if you die once it's GG and no but I'm not there well then you're a okay all right good luck all right enjoy yours Dan let me know when you do that are you doing the same type of playthrough too are you like being good still you Swit no I changed it all oh and they said you know what I made it to the um the I made it I don't know if this a second or third second act that's when you just lost interest I said I don't want to do all this again fair enough you didn't play it that long ago so I loaded up Skyrim say what Skyrim I loaded up Skyrim you played Skyrim yeah I'm going back to it again did you beat it I don't remember you know I played a lot of that game I have like a level gajillion like I played the out of that game yeah it's too much me because you can be a hoarder you can be yeah yeah you have houses all over you have all the stuff everywhere excellent you're Hoarding in Dark Souls no skying oh you're hoarding characters no no stuff stuff remember in Skyrim you like pick up like everything like all of the objects are oh yeah order gamees like a boomer he just goes and does like side quests he never does the main thing he just go do silly things that's not Boomer that's real gam me that's most people who like Skyrim to be no he it's extrem that's real gamer side never never go full Boomer never go forward when is that expans that's how I would play I just I get too nervous trying to actually do the thing so it's like you can kind of like Elder ring is not for the faint of heart it takes a real gamer like me when does that expansion come out I'm going to destroy that game uh I don't think there's a release date yet oh I heard that um they're introducing a new mechanic so that super op characters can still like there's a new mechanic uh I don't remember what it is but everybody starts at zero and it controls how much damage you do so if you have like a super op character like I do you can start the expansion pack and still have like the challenge of a new you know what I'm saying yeah good here I am Pope uh Klein kleines the thir the you know what I'm saying guess this is with all the eyes ey scul that's awesome terrifying this is lose the goat man sleep the first ancestral tenant is sleep because it trumps everything else it's the time the body and brain detox recover rebuild and restore it's one of liver's ancestral tenants never forget those emails where he's like I can't sleep 8 hours what do I do Primal the one that got leaked of him doing steroids yeah this is Jay Leno and some kind of heater I don't know why this is him oh he got his face burned remember oh okay Jesus insane um but he's he's good now he's yeah he's good he got through the chamber okay so the surprise is here but they're going to set up were are they going to set up Ian out out by the C we're going to go mobile yeah okay nice I guess don't look or listen or smell smell yeah smell probably verbal bad boy also smoked crack once my life rules look at this one wait hold on this is awesome what is this about this is um I know what this is this is shirtless Eddie got like 200 vaccines oh he just goes to CVS and gets pricked yeah free my boys 12 aab yep that's a all the boys there so iconic man this was one of my favorite things ever just the aab free my boys it was so good dude oh and that was when he was trying to escape and he couldn't exit yep that's a historic meme it is it is that right there absolutely oh man who's this awesome dud eyes trust him love him I'll buy anything from him great quotes super knowledgeable and wise this is uh wait I remember but that looks so much like the oh he's got a little blot there too my friend Neil that's so on point I don't claim him oh yeah this is the Bizarro um PMP yeah this guy do you know about this guy he does the same kind of content but he's like weirder and he represents like worse people really must have Miss he did a video in jail where he was like interviewing someone through the glass he's like yo I'm the best right it's like he's the best e he's going to get me in a jail for sure this is like a genre it is now dream very good the dream eyes reveal Ethan this is a real photo that you took like yeah that that was no photo Photoshop required there you just uh take if you ever want to do this at home you take your smartphone and do panoramic view and just step up like that really yeah fun little results like that that's all it was no Photoshop required Castle doctr no that's good that's Boogie doing the castle doctrine you guys want to go to Disney there are two there are two paths love what's this one what are the two paths I don't remember I think uh it was when we were trying to convince him to eat vegetables so I'm there vegetarian as the vegetarian did you choose a path yet I'm still but I'm I'm trying things out you know just just doing things I tried vegetarian food with Cam the other day oh yeah and I got some uh some vegan food really I like some of it actually I like the vegan nuggets a lot was really delicious yeah vegan nuggets are they figured out nuggets pretty good yeah it works they have very okay love that commanda cauler red alert big Nick is calling I love that one just like his Tik toks remind me of those it doesn't hit his hard if he didn't grow up playing that game but that is too perfect this is L the the writer room The Producers room this is Dan Schneider Boogie The Writer's room for this is I Carly Writing Room actually that's the uh the greatest thing in my opinion you've ever met that really did Kill Zach yeah Nickelodeon had a problem back then man this was the writing room for Keenan and Kell for all that for all that dud should have never let the dude I saw a crazy all that clip that a couldn't have aged more poorly recently it send let me see if I can find it I never liked that show I'll put go on record as a kid I thought that show sucked I thought it was so funny you did I mean loser I'm cool you're not well I was the same age it was I was the de the demo you know what I mean wait I'm the same age as you are right you're older than me two years older two years so I was eight check this out this could not have aged more poorly I don't want all right try not read the caption I don't know but oh yeah here full screen it before you cut to it wait don't read the caption we don't want be a surprise yeah just oh okay okay so this is from all that yep D still sound asleep what are we going to do I don't know you know in situations like this yeah I always ask myself what would P Diddy do no way what no I don't know oh no okay P did it oh no ain't no Way's up it gets worse you can't wake up Shane you try symbols yep what about sour milk didn't work tell you what take this toy helicop put it down his pants no don't do that do in my be oh god what the that is so inappropriate my friends we are not lifting sleeping people's pants especially kids that's what P Diddy would do I guess that's what P didy P Diddy man he was trying to tell us wow that is a [Music] clip didn't work he's still asleep does it still keep getting worse does he does he have the controller or something he's going to turn it on off course try this God try this his dick off by all me like is that not the implication yeah that's crazy thank you Nickelodeon that was super weird that's crazy that was CRA I got to be honest Nickelodeon's cooked they're done they're done dude they they just got too much going on I mean they've been done I feel like even before this yeah but I mean Dan Schneider and then like all the extra stuff that's not related to Dan coming out it's like they're cooked GG SpongeBob needs a unemployment true sponge jobs what to go on um his for 1K early he's going to to take that out this is uh Mrs Freeze Queen freeze cuz she's dead I it was the cryo thing the oh we're freezing the queen oh this is a recent one resurrector later yeah another Royal me oh that's all of them that's it that's the end of the album yep thank you and I'm sure I missed several bangers as well but uh you saw how many that were in there I tried to keep it relatively paired down the di menion so I'm going to go to the bathroom Okay and then before we get to our surprise I guess we have a few things we'll do afterwards after the surprise yeah yeah and while they're getting set up we have a few things we can talk about oh they are so I'm going to go the bathroom and then maybe we'll just get right into it right into it when you get back sounds good um can read a bunch of the we have so many we have so many are these uh these are all new right in this so yeah okay uh Jessica with 10 gifted thank you so much the architect we will miss you so much cam cam for life thank you architect go lucky Arrow 10 bucks said uh thanks for the Goofs cam thank you wishing you the best you know whether St BTS whether uh wait do it you got to do it back oh I'm not kidding they included that if you you don't yeah here I'll give a double to make up for it thank you thank you but what were you going to say you know whether you liked me or thought I was cringe all this years I just appreciate the time I've been here you know thank you for letting me be a part of your lives at home there or wherever you're watching this or listening to this and if you are a listener I'm sorry uh I'm sorry you were confused that why I was here but oh for the audio listeners yeah they have nothing to say about you be honest it's just annoying yeah very annoying occasional talking head uh Jess a two-year member donated 20 bucks and thanks uh thanks for you for all the memes and lives cam even though you talk about my Lakers you're one of my faves uh best of luck in the next chapter hoping you finally eat cheers my dude cam love Jess and St thank you thank J and St thank you thank you talking beanie donated 20 bucks and just said no way y yes way I got to say all that Lakers talk has come back to bite me in the ass cuz really they lost a couple games of the Hawks recently so I got to stay humble stay humble dude for the sake of Boston do it for the SS uh chetar said good luck Cameron I'm honored to call you an art brother I love chetar God yes I know that dude too his is awesome oh nice yeah I'll probably get lunch with him this upcoming week oh cool yeah he amazing artist very cool yeah uh mood swing gaming said safe travels cam don't be sad it's over be glad it happened I sure am I sure am I think you know I'm a very anxious person but I'm trying to release the anchors of anxiety and embrace the promise of tomorrow's you know new new chapter whatever adventure comes so I don't know I'm I'm very anxious but all you guys are very sweet so yeah well you're welcome for that yeah thank you Dan for being a [Applause] sweetie you have anything else you want to say I love you Dan I don't know your eyes are beautiful I love your sweatshirt today thank you is that new thank you thank you D I don't what's going on here are you just killing it I don't know what giving you hard time uh Jessica Rose said please wish my besty Jeremy happy 31st birthday for tomorrow he's in the US and I'm in the UK and we'll both be watching happy birthday either yeah we like Jeremy leave Jeremy alone uh Chris donated $100 in set a severance package for cam uh and then a bunch of emojis that don't translate so I'm not sure but um but thank you thank you Chris thank you uh bacon soccer 11 Don need $10 said Camy uh hi X Bagel said guys talk about Martin doing a water tasting on Vander pump yeah yeah next week huh I I've known about it you sent me a photo of that a while ago yeah we I think we yeah so I knew that was that I guess had he posted publicly about it or did we just know about that oh huh okay BTS baby glad I never brought it up uh Stone gave $10 to the feed Cam and me might not leave please we gave him the calzone gave the man the calzone still G I'm sorry still hitting the dusty trail never have to feed him again yeah well the surprise is ready uhoh what are you guys saying actually um I need I'm going to run to the bathroom real quick cuz I have to participate in this so give me just one minute I'm leaving my job next week too cam here's to our new Journeys ahead Morgan Zach sweet best of luck to you good luck got this I believe in more in you than I do in myself Morgan Zach believe in yourself I believe so much in you Cam it's crazy I'll do my best guys for you guys and you're doing amazing hi Cam my first ever donation you'll be amazing and whatever you do we love you so much Camy forever thank you thank you thank you Molly I guess some birds just have their wings too bright to be CED too colorful it's a shame to keep a bird that beautiful locked up all to yourself it's the world's bird see all them colors and when that bird R fly towards the Sun going east I hope you find that sweet field of morning worms and bird feet I tell you what too this isn't this isn't fully goodbye I'm going to be tapping your shoulders for free tickets to live show in June too you got it I hope uh hope you make that Happ you got it oh we never said that yeah the tickets are going up I think next week or before we go on break for the June live Ethan gray hey cam we all wish you the best and you will be missed been watching H3 since before the podcast started it's been so cool to see you be part of the crew all these years peace and love thank you I hope you keep watching don't leave us Cam's leaving don't you leave us too Ethan gray I'm continuing my membership too since I've started here I've been paying my personal uh Channel membership out of my uh own bank account so oh come that's going to continue Wow Come on generous well hey um I love the show excuse me I one of those PES um some days it just get on a little long and I think about that bird love to hear it sing and the way it look real nice and colorful but I know he's out there probably join beautiful blue sky I think we're ready all right we're ready I just took a pick all right cam do you know what it is are you I I'm intentionally not looking over wherever is going on so how should we do this should we all just get up and go over there Dan I think so you'll be a to and is there there's a handheld mic there there is a handheld ready for you well my friends let's let's uh move to the lunch table should I go over there should I be blindfold no it's fine okay watch out behind you there [Music] done what's all this where's the mic Zach sorry we have no audio they can't hear us we have no audio oh I'm live you got you got anything to say hello hello we're back so uh we're good Z you're laed okay cool so here we are uh this is I'm sorry R Riley Riley uh to us uh hi why don't you explain what what's here uh I have a lot of different animals I come from a company called Critter Squad um we quitter Squad in Tarzana uh Tarzana California um and we teach kids about animals and go out to kids schools and kids birthday parties and teach kids about all kind what we're doing here basically exactly I am a Manchild after all so this is great I am a Manchild so this is great we're here celebrating our friend Cameron yes it's I think your last day right love well I brought some of the coolest animals that I have today um I can start would you like to see a furry animal or a reptile first rep I'm cool with all the above [Music] H here we will have banana Rock he is known as a yellow footed Tor he comes from South South America and uh he is air swimming right now mainly because he's balancing on my hand thinking that he's on the floor walking around but uh he is about 35 years old right now and he's full grown so won't get any bigger than this would you like to hold or attack sure yeah how do I oh my God he's so Co a little bit heavier than he's trying to there you go oh my god dude whoa he's so cool yes can can you like scratch his back or something like and he'll feel every touch that you give feel the shell right exactly yep he'll feel through the shell hey buddy what's his name again banana Rock hi banana Rock ban banana Rock oh my God he loves bananas and he's like a moving rock so banana banana Rock we love banana Rock oh my God so how do you get your animals um some of them are rescues some we have had over the years and years and years of doing this and um some just get donated to us I see yes oh he's so cool look at that look at him that's banana Rock banana Rock banana boy Heap banana r he's trying to escape here should I hold is there a good way to hold him um kind of like right in the belly so like that you're y so his feet are just kind of swimming a grass from here hi banana Rock hello ah he needs some lotion yes they're very dry animals but uh this guy does come more from the rainforest so he can get like sprayed throughout the mornings and stuff like that oh he's a rainforest Turtle yes we love that cool yeah he's awesome he's shy I like Love On Cam he's so cool do we love banana rock love him love him 10 out of 10 a go thank you so much for bringing him out no problem there we go I'mma put him away byebye bye banana Rock there we go so we we wanted you to feel like Snow White for a day I do feel like it already yeah oh my God sit oh we can sit is that good if we sit that's perfect nice my next one is shocking it's people it was shocking to her as I opened it all right so where is that a good spot oh Jesus you all going to share that there space there's space no oh hey and pickle known as an African bull frog he is the third largest frog found in the world pickle pickle pickle mainly cuz he feels like a pickle on top and like slime on the that he is the one of the biggest frogs in the world uh he can eat what whatever will fit into his mouth and he's in the amphibian family would you like to hold him of course yeah he's so squishy hi pickle like jell yeah hi can I touch you oh you're so squishy my pickle he's like a really like a a pickle the texture and the skin and everything he's got the dill lines everybody at the shop calls him Java but I call him pickle so what do you feed him uh rats tilapia you feed him rats small baby rats so they're are little Rats full of rats not mice rats rats yeah wow oh wow he's a he's a monster he's so chill he's cute he's sweet oh he will jump out of your hands he's very strong um would he eat a kadab if he came across it no he would not are you sure about that I don't know I'm just wondering if I don't know bullfrogs they sizz they eat anything and true true you just never know your fingers that information might come in you his eyes are so cool does he have teeth yes he does he has like toothbrush kind of teeth there's like a thin line of teeth but will definitely hurt if do he eat alive does he eat them the rats live no he eats them all uh Frozen Tha so he's a scavenger uh yeah so he'll go and scavenger around for the food we can leave it in the cage he wouldn't eat a live rat he could eat a live rat if we wanted to but uh we don't feed a lot of our animals live food just because we go out to so many kids schools and birthday parties and stuff that could be that would be actually really cool for a kids party live uh Rat feeding so many kids want me to bring a rat for a snake to eat for them and that would be really uh really excited so cool oh thank you thank you awesome he's super chill thank you does he ever jump oh yes yes he has really strong back legs so when he kicks out I I can barely even kick his feet back in oh yeah so he's chilling in water I'm actually curious what does his tub look like oh yeah just some of his uh he was all dirty underneath his bedding inside of his cage so you add water to it and he just travels with water in case you have like a long day got wet yeah stay moist and stuff like that yeah cool thank you guys so much for making this happen there we go I'mma place that guy right here I'm G come around to the other side hi oh hello hi the bird is talking hi [Music] Pac oh for real whoa hi now this is Daisy and Daisy's known as an AR red these guys are in the monor lizard family they do have those big jaw bones to crush things like their rodents bones and stuff like that this guy eats a rat on occasion and chicken wings and turkey meatballs he is full grown um and he has that cool Fork tongue that you guys can all touch if you want he does also have a third eye right on top of his head that he can use to see things like predators of birds flying over it is in this section right here it's more of a sensor mainly for shadows and stff like no it's not an actual eyeball he can see from it's more for Shadows infrared type of situation that's badass would you like to hold him of of course yeah so how do I so the best way is kind of like you're going to hold underneath the front legs and kind of like at the base of the tail great cool how old is this lizard uh probably about 12 years old right now what's their Lifan 30 30 years really is this okay yeah definitely soill don't eat me he's thinking too long about my finger I got bit by a six- foot lizard so if he was to bite he probably wouldn't come out with me but 10 stitches from one 10 stitches holy yeah feel the back of was like yeah that's what he feels like a lot of people say like a nice pair of boots or well unfortunately like a purse probably you know yep do that you're so cool I know Cool Claws I need to go get my nails done what a cool dude some of them can actually get their nails painted and stuff like that yeah as long as they won't go and lick it off afterwards what is he native to uh Argentina South America like a jungle type of rainforest yep rainforest wow no is this is full he's full grown full grown yeah he won't get any bigger so big though still I want to feel the tongue where I'm yeah I know he was thinking too much about it it's cold it's it is cold and it doesn't feel all slimy so such a good boy what a good guy you are sweet do you think they like humans they like hanging out with humans or they just kind of um usually when they're in their cages they're kind of bored and don't really have much to do so I'm guessing yes when they get out they're excited ready to come out there are certain days where certain animals don't want to come out and don't want to interact so we give them a break those days he's in a whole new space right now it's a whole new world out here awesome y thank you so much you're welcome what's his name uh this is Daisy oh Daisy Daisy thank you Daisy no problem I'mma put daisy away that's a big ass [Applause] lizard there we go well hi Paco hi Paco it's okay it's okay you want to what oh yeah whoa cool now this is Tinkerbell and Tinkerbell is known as an albino Burmese python uh she is just a baby right now uh but she will get to be about 15 ft long and uh be over about 175 PBS when she's fully grown she will get a lot bigger than this so she is just a baby right now she does eat rats as well right now um God damn you guys can all hold him there you go hi Tinker Bell how do I okay just like that how old is she she's probably about 3 years old she just came in as like a drop off to us like a surrender um and she is the sweetest snake that any of us have ever seen we live in an amazing world oh my God feel she's eying yeah very smooth that's so so soft very soft she's been moisturized I can tell oh her skin is so beautiful look at that design bu color a closeup on that look at that Dan they like yellow like leopard yeah oh yeah don't look at the snake tattoo please wow nice cool 170b this is so cool we have one his name is Big Worm and he's about 80 lb right now and he's yeah it's cool feeling SLI about your black fence or blackz stuff Olivia wanted to hold yeah definitely here let me hand him up wow byebye there we go there we go where you keep uh the big one um in a big like 9 foot cage he's in a big huge enclosure so he just slithers around and kind of soaks in his big water dish sometimes oh my God you love me whoa she's about to unot her dome y they usually love to kind of hide into small little corners and then uh oh she's pregnant are these animals I know that some animals you're not supposed to Candle when you're pregnant oh no all of them are good yep there you go she's hella pregnant actually yes she is we move back how old did you say she about 2 to three years old since we just got her as a drop off um she could be three she could be five just if she was older then she would just be malnourished throughout this whole time so we believe that she's about 3 years old right now how old that um between 20 and uh 30 years old yeah does feel real I know there we go burmes python would you like to hold no I'm good no you're good anybody else I would actually yeah there we go wow so cool cheers it's kind [Laughter] of It kind of uh when she moves uh you going to kind of feel squeezed between yeah all the muscles and the constricting and stuff like that oh look it's like now you got to SN foot so cool how cool you can know you you notice how many like small muscle she has exactly she has so fun control over everything that's cool you will feel it on the next snake that I have of how strong a snake could be got another snake oh yes y yeah there we go no problem I'll put Tinker Bell away Tinker there you go tinker dude this is incredible stuff I'm going to take out the next one he is oh no oh cool oh SP okay I'm cool okay yeah is this the rat oh no everybody's moving oh the room just shifted back everybody's moved away from me only a Tre this Blondie and Blondie is known as a tson blonde trans um one way that I got over my fear is they cannot bite the ground that they walk on so if he's walking on all 10 legs he cannot physically bite into us he does have irritating hairs that he can kick off of his body and make his Predators go blind or make them super itchy he is still venomous but he is not going to bite any of us would you like to H of course yeah and and what do we do to provoke the hair shooting um if you aren't going to if he's not pissed off or anything like that what should I what how can I do it though um I don't know I have have never been haired by a tarantula so it's just depending on their day and how they're acting for the day blond's just chilling right now yes he's just chilling I'm trying to focus that's Blondie yes as you can see she has already kicked off some hairs but at least not at any of us it might have been during her feeding time or something like that that she got upset with the cricket do the hairs regrow do they come back uh they'll regrow when she uh sheds her entire exoin skon got cool as well as this repaired leg right here you see the front leg right here it has a little crack in it uh in some of her next shedding she will end up being able to repair that leg okay get well soon get well soon love that we love that about you cool thank you hopefully you we'll see you in a Mr Beast video or something yeah I'm sure I'm sure she'll find her way to to the Beast so cool oh my God wait what's happen is afraid of spiders you scared of spiders really scared oh she so would never do anything oh no she's very friendly pressure think you should overcome your fear you do it I have a spider phobia thing Ian just know sudden M and she will squirt hair in your eyes body is sudden movement right mine is too all the time a Tremor so I do too oh you do yes I have essential tremors in my hands all oh my gosh this is your moment exactly that they both have Central Tremors yes United and Sh you want to try it Ian's GNA hold it oh here so Sam forced Ian out of the editing Bay to um to hold the spider and you he has there we go so here we go this is oh my God look it you're in the zone you're so Zen look how yeah you did it she loves you Sam I'm going to have sleep walking tonight I'm going to be spitting on the floor fear over yep oh God it does feel it does have a different feeling on this part of your arm than it does on the palm of your all right Avery you're big enough I don't I don't even think the hair will penetrate you okay you're good you're good you're good I don't like this feeling hi little guy please don't bite me please don't bite me oh she's cute but you're not my type please get off wow good job guys overcoming fears making new friends this is what it's all about dude you did it wait Sam's the one that's scared you did hold the phone Sam is bailing on this okay awesome oh put away Blondie there we go Blondie we love you Blondie good job Ian thank you don't tell Ian we're bringing out the Pika fish next he's okay do you have any fears of animals or do you have any favorite animals um do you have any favorite kids which you know okay okay I see that I feel that yeah so so hello hi we got they all cool wow hell yeah that's a big snake boy beautiful now this is snaps and snaps is known as a yellow anaconda um he does not get as big as the green anaconda but he is a lot stronger than any other snake that we do have hold the phone how big does he get uh 17t long wow wow pretty pretty long but he is very girthy and very heavy green an are known as the heaviest snake in the world and uh yellows don't get as big as him he will eat things like deers and Antelope when he's fully grown um but you guys can all hold him uh he has a much stronger grip to his body than any than the other snake how do I how do I this so you're going to hold on to this side yep there you go oh yeah I feel and this Contra is going to contract onto your whoa there you go he's strong cam yeah but like not in an aggressive way just like he's not trying to hurt noticeably different yeah you can feel the grip on him yeah wow so cool my boss actually named up please don't snap me snap is it oh wow you want to go back wow so strong huh yeah this bad boy oh yeah definitely go for it grab this guy I got to unravel him first don't want to there we go set him there he's got my thingies yes than you very how old is uh how old is uh he is about eight years old right now oh eight so wait he he must live for a long time about 30 years as well yep how do you want me to hold him um give me one sec I'm going just unravel him first there we go there we go and so one hand over here and then another hand over here all right nice there you go well he's got my hand there and they're native to like rainforest as well uh like Florida the Everglades and stuff florid under there kind to go in your pocket uh oh that's okay you won't do anything he's going up for Avery he spotted a meal bring him back over oh is he trying to kill me yo he's gripping my fies oh yeah yeah he's a strong one he loves me dude I'm going to grab onto him there there we go it's okay we're cool dude we can hang out afterwards anybody else I'm good hell awesome a lot of people will think that snakes are slimy anacondas are the one that are semi slimy mainly because they live most of their life in the water that's a little slimy yes his texture is a little bit different than the other snake wa he squeezes hard oh yeah uh yeah oh yeah yes he's coming for you love wow so cool that is so he could he could probably break my fingers oh yeah yeah definitely yeah I I can feel him totally if he oh yeah up here these little for real he would never though does he ever get pissed chill oh yeah there's certain days like when he's shedding and stuff like that we won't take him out to shows mainly because if I bring any of the furry animals and I take out him he's going to think I'm more of food and going to squeeze and then try to bite he's like Limp Biscuit just one of those days when you don't want to wake up thank you thanks guys appreciate all the laughter I could to he could totally just there we go anybody else crazy if he's eight and he lives till 30 when does he do all his growing cuz he has a lot bigger to get um it depends on how he eats and what he eats um so this guy right now could be eating like extra large rats but if we gave him more like throughout the week like not just fed him once a week then we could power feed him and feed him more and more every time so the ones that are huge in the wild are like Mega successful Hunters oh yes this guy probably wouldn't be able to live in the wild anymore he's been domesticated and so now he's excuse me I don't even know where you're raveled to you got a cool bracelet I know jeez Louise excuse me I also smell like all of his food I had a bunny party before this one was he trying to eat you right now no no he's just trying to constrict so he's trying to prepare you to be e and now he's on to my next hand you got him just in time love thank you so much oh what get a shot cuzz the okay you're good there we go thought we were catching something there we go and now we can see some of my furry friends yes hello yeah furry friends are good we love the spiders and the reptiles and all that W wake mammals first forever mamals rule the dinosaurs they had their chance the reptiles blew it oh meteor oh little now this is Slinky and Slinky is known as a feret uh they are not allowed to be owned here so a lot of people don't get to see them very often um they are very cute and playful little animals and uh they sleep all day and wake up at uh night time to play with all of their friends he was just sleeping right now you guys can all hold him but the best way is kind of like just like a baby yes but he is also known as a furry noodle so is going to just slip out of little places and squeeze right through so you can hold him like a baby or anyway that he's really going to let you sit him in your hands and why is it that uh they're not allowed to be owned as pets um they are very uh vicious little guys they are um they have the same scent glands as skunks do so skunks are native to here yeah they have scent glands to them they're invasive they're not native to California so you think they' run they they' they take over they destroy oh that's somewhat cool though this guy will fight every single animal that I have in my shop and how many Will he win oh a lot of them yes maybe not the snakes but the snakes will think of him as food but yes a lot of the other animals got oh they do yes he's like a fuzzy snake and where where are they native to um not really much of anywhere maybe like Denmark and um other states and stuff like that but nowhere really native too Danish you love the Dan oh you're a little cute bu did you invent Legos yeah you like the scritches oh cutie I know they're very cute I you want to see them you want to pass can I pass them along oh yeah definitely here we go she's definitely active right now there we go awesome you want to hold I'll let her yeah you slink there you I want to just hey I love you a a you want to say anything Slinky slanky said Olivia is my favorite she I love what she holds me she's she's interested in the mic go ahead say something speak on it let she's like let me please send help I'm stuck in this cage and forced to do shows for kids all the time loves got a podcaster we found my replacement everybody she got her claws in the thing like let me speak she she wants some ad there we go oh God I see these dudes on like Tik Tok all the time super playful like y especially on Tik Tok especially on Tik Tok hi a little guy hi oh you're such a cutie you want the mic again let me speak the people need to hear this go ahead cute so Slinky is such a good name thank you her first name was snaggle tooth mainly because she bit me right in the nostril the first day that we got her this one yes link is so good she's chilling now oh she's like a long hamster oh she is oh she's making a run for it you're not escaping she will squeeze out of anywhere I will tell you love one of come on there you go and you want to hold yeah oh my go such a cute little boy oh you smell a little bit are really yes very oh cuz they have the stink gland yes yes you can descent them but it's not really something people like to do so she no exactly with their poops and everything like that they're super stinky I had a friend that had pet ferrets uh growing up and I think they they did have the scent gland removed and even with that they are they are still stinky so do they just have a general stink or can they spray a general stink yes musky hi where are you going where are you going oh you're just exploring their whole cou huh cute and stinky just like my dogs cute and stinky hi nice there we go beautiful awesome I will put this guy away and we will see some somebody [Applause] new there you go this is awesome I'm going to show you next hello excuse me excuse me thank you nope nope come on you got it you got it could it be now oh no way we got a Chilla and Slater is known as a chinchilla one of the softest animals in the world as well softest animals yes yes very soft his name is Slater yes badass yo his name's Slater that's you he is the softest animal in the world he is in the rodent family but he can also jump up to 6 feet high so he can jump pretty high um he is very soft but he can also overheat very quickly so he can't go out on certain days now when you say he's the softest animal in the world is that a measured Matrix yes how do they measure that um not that they measure it but um I think it's more of just their fur uh they have about 75 hairs coming out of the one spot that we have one hair coming out oh so he's super oh they they live in like super cold weather yes tick wow you're right he is the soft oh my God that's the softest animal in the world yes what the heck I've never even felt anything that's soft yeah they're amazing what yes they take dust basss um and so he'll roll around in dust to clean off all of his it's like you can't even feel it almost I know I hope they're protected what a legend they are very protected now they need AC yes yes if my like heater was I mean my air conditioner didn't work in my car I couldn't take him out for a show for for real so what's his like preferred temperature uh 70s oh okay yeah that's good that's and as long as the sun's not like beating right on him this is like he can't go out over 90° weather like if it's 90° you can feel he's kind of warm at down oh yeah I'm trying not to cry on CU I know they can't get wet wait everyone should feel this this is crazy there we go they can't get wet no not at all it's more if you teared up on him or something it wouldn't matter too much like don't cry on the Chilla drops on him before this one is so is giving Shar like a wow that is the softest animal in the world you know I'm a skeptic but yeah you I've heard that sea OTS are also soft but I haven't had the luxury of feeling there we go yep his tail feels completely different than the rest of his body though it feels like a squirrel's tail yeah and is he um where does he native to and these mountains and what do they hunt um they ve are they they're herbivores so they mainly eat just that's cool anything it's okay Slater it's okay his his whiskers are going wild I know so they eat anything uh more of like grasses and shrubs and okay so they want eat like a beast burger or anything like that herbivore oh yeah an herbivore too cute me too you could have is he stressed when he's doing that no no he's just sens in kind of what's in his face and stuff like that out I'm sorry if I'm stressing you out it's okay dude yeah here I'm going to pass him along there we go byebye Slater that's crazy jump 6 know you want to hold you hi baby oh my God so soft and he's so white yes hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey now you can stay in my lap [Music] oh you're so PR [Music] sweet that's like unreal how soft very it feels like like nothing it's just like you don't even feel yeah so cute oh so sweet big ears you feel the tail oh yeah the tail is different yes completely different the tail feels like the feret Y exactly does anyone else want to hold oh you do perfect so sweet Ian can we get a chinchilla yeah can you own these as pets yes you can yes you can oh they're more of like the rodents and the rabbits and the guinea pigs and stuff they pet a lot uh they do but they just poop a lot like bunnies and guinea pigs poop up to 200 to 300 times in a day no way leg these guys have very now that's a regular BM hi well the problem having this one says Olivia's my favorite it gets hot it gets warm exactly kind in Southern California it's a little exactly so cozy So Soft unless you like to live in a very cold environment go ahead you have anything to say what's what's his name uh Slater Slater right Slater go ahead I love Slater shout out to my boy Ian I love Lee all right Slater nice seem so calm I know yes if you put your finger in front of her face though she will think it's a carrot yes I do that no fungers stick your funger all right very good thank love you Slater there we go awesome thank you Slater was my favorite honestly so far because I've never felt anything that soft this is what it feels like the pet Slater do this that's what it feels like you can't even feel it more Critters rabbit oh those look like the uh hello so hi guys hi here come the bunnies now this is cookie dough and Domino uh these are our two newest baby bunnies uh they are uh shired rabbits and they do have cool veins inside of their ears that help cool down their bodies on super hot days uh you can hold them but they do have sharp little claws they love digging and stuff like that so if you want I can put them on your lap for you sure yeah that work so never hold in front of your face right oh I not really no uh just because I like to jump and kick and all that kind of stuff so you always want to bring bring them up high so that they feel comforted and stuff like that you like to hold one yeah sure I'm redeeming kid self right now there we go definitely feel the claws yeah hi yeah when I was a kid I held one of these in front of my faces and I got the CLA out of me so person I've definitely been clawed by my sh of rabbits what kind of bunnies are these short-haired rabbits and are they native to somewhere not really no a lot of bunnies are just to everywhere kind of thing they just get around remind me of this one's name cookie dough cookie dough cookie dough and Domino yeah so chill they found a chill spot right there cam on your lap you can you can stay here forever okay yeah perfect there we go it's okay Domino it's okay Domino you got my bracelets there you go I'll Place him right here there you go just animal I'm going to one of these oh wa B me I I'm sorry it's okay are you okay oh I'm good I'm good CU your hand was the way kind of telling him no don't go that way you nibbled on me nibbled me was it like a love nibble or it was like a sweet little it's okay it didn't hurt she was saying hello I love their ears oh my gosh so sweet you guys remember um the killer rabbit from the Holy Grail y That's what I imagine happening when I come close to it oh so precious and sweet so do you have like a facility where people can tour and visit or or do you just like go out to people to both uh you can come in and tour our facility but it's by appointment only so you have to make the appointment you can see some other cooler animals if you go there mainly because there's certain animals that can't go out to shows can't go out to parties like what what cool ones you have I have a kingu he's a cross between a lemur and a raccoon he's like a big like uh lemur from place to place no you were talking you were talking as I just brought the mic you guys were you guys were having a conversation sorry about that no problem he only likes well he likes me and my boss um and he he sits in a trash can he's like in Oscar the Grouch he like sleeps in a big trash can and comes out at night time to jump around but yeah I can take him out I can show him off to everybody but he doesn't like being touched or held by anybody else right fair enough fair enough yes cute cute cookie do what did do they play what did they do for fun uh all the animals uh have like the bunnies they all go into a big pen inside the facility and they all can like play around with each other but these two are the newest boy bunnies and so they like to mount on each of my other each of my other you know what they say about rabbits yeah exactly it is Springtime and it has definitely show with all the bunnies make some this how we made it with these two uh two of our bunnies oh these are okay baby bunnies they're only about 8 weeks old right now A yes the babies eight weeks wow they pretty big yeah I know how big are they would they come out about yay big oh man so they grown a lot Y and no fur on them at all just pink skin um very good awesome thank you so much no problem I'm going to take one by one just cuz I have to close up their cage again your feet your feet bye cookie dough I know I was not expecting the claws to be like they were there we go it's okay it's okay look at his little feet here little baby feet oh just in time he's sleeping he's laying down relaxing look he's so relaxed such a cute little let me out of here you ever seen water Shi down yeah awesome hi Domo Cookie by Domino I am so sorry oh you're good U Zach can you come here I yeah I can I can do it I can do just gotta May here you just CLI Zach is that okay good awesome it's okay all right guys here we are we're doing the animals cam there we go I love it thank you guys so much for you're welcome this is like yeah Beyond a dream come true that's oh you're welcome man you are Snow White oh God this one's in a soft looking uh stocking stocking yes it's in a baggie that's what it's just coal sugar gliders yeah sugar oh they came there were such a small space [Music] yes it is now this is sugar uh that one is spiced inside of his cage um and these guys are known as sugar gliders uh they are actually flying possums rather than flying squirrels he is very soft and he has a cool like somewhat prehensile tail that he can jump from uh I mean hold himself up from he is also a marsupial so he's a like a kangaroo he carries all of his babies in his pouches they do have little gripping claws to them so if you would like you can hold him uh sometimes usually I don't always let kids hold him just cuz they won't like his claws but if you want you can definitely hold him okay yeah oops if he wants to glide on over it's okay come on it's okay it's okay does he smell everything else on me there you go how are the claws cam not bad not bad at all he's so chill so this guy can fly Glide so when he gets up onto a Higher point can open his arms and his legs and kind of Glide down but not actually fly up in the sky or anything they don't they're very fast moving as well yeah so cute that's full grown yeah yeah tin little things they're also another animal you can't own here as a pet I can see freaking Australia yeah I'm sorry if I'm scaring you all the cool Critters that would be like awesome that you can own our own I would be it would so cool if they were just flying around like oh is he pooping on you he he cam he didn't no no he didn't drop it there there you go anybody else want to hold him there's a uh Was A Turd halfway out of his butt excuse me let the record show there was no contct you want hold him yeah is the turd still hang out that's different that's a that's a part there you go W it seems It's almost like um wow he's so stable yes the claws aren't too bad cuz they're so so tiny yes but I I feel like if he wants to he can mess me up he he is so stable look at that he wouldn't want to though he's an inscore as well so all he eats is insects and fruits let him out I say let him free you on the streets of LA so he wouldn't eat meat no no the par I don't know if you guys can hear the parrot said hi every time we every time we ask something the parrot says no yeah no no oh my God he's so he's just very good why do you keep them in the stocking uh they actually sleep in the stocking so they'll sleep in big tunnels and like uh trees and stuff like that in the wild so we just give them the same type of tunnel y feel like it feels like um don't know he may be pooping again you're about to get dumped uhoh uhoh now what kind of poop can we expect are we talking about like a wet poop or a pebble a pebble it's just a pebble PEB fine it's just a pebble love whatever it's really he might be constipated huh that's oh no that love is trying to Aid yeah don't wipe his ass yeah let him do his thing let let the mouse uh uh oh that's a little wet actually love yeah that's a little wet your thoughts I don't care he's he's so cute oh it's wet oh he's peeing on me that is PE too oh that's p as well love your thoughts on that he's so cute I'll let him I think this is the only creature i' let pee on my arm cuz he's so cute po I think he is still going oh my God why is he what the hell look at my shoe he's he almost got it through the jibit hole my shoe he's all done now now that he's mov all right he's all done good job that's a pretty good get a shot of this D get a shot of this Dan he's got a nice little see it wet spot right and careful there's two turds here can I risk it he's fly he's feeling light right now watch your watch where you put your feet there we go yo I'll risk it risk it all that's not a risk he just emptied himself yeah he's good now yeah he's good now swoop in after he dumps all over love nasty though oh keep wiping it on me hi hi little guy don't worry I got you no no I had do that to love but you know I get would he jump from like here or is it not enough not enough space no he would so he he just Glide down to the floor you can glide with this little height wow hey animals love me he knows he wants to go back to cam he knows he knows he know runs this place yeah he knows cam is no no it's The Love is in the air right now here you want to give him back here go back there go back to the sugar sugar sugar we love you sugar here we go awesome I'm put you [Applause] away there you go did we did oh you did you get the turds thank you there you go there you go does it smell oh it doesn't smell that's good the Box SM they're like stocking has like a odor to it because of how much fruit and stuff that they eat oh hello hello I know I know this guy's jumpy oh wa Sonic oh it's a hedgehog we' got a hedgehog now this is Maple and maple is known as an African pygmy hedgehog these guys have quills covering their bodies so that they can roll up into a ball and protect themselves he also can smell up to 3 ft under underground for any insects to eat um so he can uh he's a great hunter for all of the insects you guys can hold him and you guys can touch him he feels like a hairbrush or like uncooked rice but he's kind of anno not annoying to hold but he's kind of different to hold he's just a runner he's active at all times hell yeah he's a runner we know about that oh jumping that's his defense mechanism so what's he trying to say with the jumps um to scare away Predators so they get poked even more his first poke yeah he's all sharp right now he's all prickly and sharp oh he he's actively got his CLS up so when he's sleeping he's actually rolled up into a ball shape a it's okay dude I won't I won't hurt you so question Sonic the Hedgehog can run fast but he can't swim can hedgehogs like actually swim or do they drown like Sonic no they'll drown oh ACC here I'll let you touch him now uh now that he's in my hand you could touch him back here okay yeah sniffling oh yeah I don't want to hurt you want to touch him yeah sure has this one collected the chaos emeralds yet no it doesn't look super yet but I do see potential like I see little shoes on him let him speak he's yeah let him speak he was sniffling earlier come closer oh yeah I see him snipping yeah he's calling out Dr Eggman dude the critters must go free yeah free all the you know in the games like Eggman like stuffs animals into the robots yeah he's got to free all the critters that's his his life oh oh he sneezed he sneezed he's definitely pissed about that make my dad hold this you want to hold his hair though super cool cute he got bleach tips you want to hold him oh I think my oh you want hold him Hawk yeah no fat yeah yep Hawk is going in oh he got you huh he got me a little bit Yeah want a h those CLS can be shars those girls are shars yes they got bigger airs than the Swedish ones yes they do I heard the Swedish ones are bigger too right oh yeah yeah yeah sort of twice the size exactly you guys have wild Hedgehogs that you encounter why oh so do it in his non-seeing area and kind of like brush rather than just kind of poke oh I don't think he's loveing that he's going for my veins here yeah he wants you to bleed out y but they they hide in leaf uh Leaf litter and stuff yeah in Sweden so if you uh do your gardam work uh you have to be careful exactly yep that's Co you guys just have hedgehogs out there in the garden that's sick still do yep in Sweden and uh Europe and England and stuff like that dude oh here yeah I think he's huh yes they do going down he's usually underneath his bedding in his cage y he's hiding so question do their quills detach into like whoever attacks them like porcupines or do they like stay on no they stay on them so they'll just roll up into a really tight spike ball so in case you step on or something like that it definitely hurts interes he seems kind of interested now how are their eyesight not very good they end up losing uh their eyesight about halfway through their life really yeah cuz their noses are so good for smelling they don't need it they don't end up needing them yeah so one of ours has cataracts in one of his eyes so when you take him out he quills up more often than others um so he and our last one actually got cataracts in his eyes as well damn cataracts that's not fair very good awesome face so cute yeah his face is super cute snipples like he's got a little wet nose yes oh now he's hiding hiding there he goes you guys want to touch no that's okay Lely no problem and we got our last animal friend who this over there our Bird friend he and he talks he he's very V communicates yes he very much communicates has he been trained or is this all something he learned to talk on his own we got him about a week ago and he was like this already so you don't know if this this bird has a taste for human blood or not at least not for me not from the last week anyway up good Paco here Paco mean the names are great dude Pac oh for real no I've learned that yesterday mainly because I tried to take him outside and kind of like I work with a lot of the birds so we have to practice with them and let them actually use their wings before they actually know how to fly but Paco is known as a yellow naped Amazon uh and he will just have a conversation with you the whole time why can't P fly because he was never taught how to fly a lot of birds need to learn how to fly before they can actually fly yes are you talking to the ey Paco can you say hi Paco say hi Paco oh yes you're very excited he loves to whistle he said I am hi ohaka was like who the hell are you I know he they get more of spooked from like things just popping up on them but yeah he'll laugh at you he'll oh yeah hi Paco hi Paco hi P oh in the shop call talk to you all day long hi Paco hi Paco oh are you whistling for them y he'll copy you hi hell hello hello hello hello I will tell you it is his first day out today so he is definitely getting used to all this but I think he's doing pretty good for his first time are you talking oh are you tasting it making sure it's not a thing oh yes awesome hi good job first for first time out exactly I will let you guys all touch him but I'm kind of getting him used to it and letting him see how these things go and stuff like that just so we can go out to more shows so what's you got him a week ago what's story um I am actually not 100% sure my boss ended up going and picking him up and I think somebody was just trying to not take care of him anymore and wanted to get him a Better Home and now he's with the seven other birds so PCO likes all of them hi Paco good can you tell me about Critter Squad Critter Squad yes um uh my brother hates me saying it but uh my brother started the company when he was 16 in our family home so just my parents home is that your boss yeah oh your brother I've told too many people that he's my brother and he he gets calls back about it and I'm like you're my brother you're cool you have all these animals um but he started it about 16 I kind of helped him feed all of his animals while he went out to go hang out with his friends and he started going out to kid schools and kids birthday parties and now we all do it and uh I love my job and it's very fun I get to work with animal rather than everyday people and how many uh how many people are at Critter school right now probably about 12 of us wow and are you all like working with bringing the animals around or do different jobs um kind of like different jobs I do a lot of the birthday parties um I go out to like the kids schools or big kids shows and stuff like that but um other people just go out to the schools and teach the kids about the animals in the classroom and stuff like that and you guys have a facility like some uh kind of like the same as yours just a big warehouse and full of about 175 different animals my God yes there exactly the loudest ones are probably the birds that uh just talk all day long and stuff like good boy yes you are a good boy good boy yes and um not not to be uh isn't that how the isn't that how Co was there you go we know we're not creating Co in the warehouse it's funny I was working throughout the whole time and during Co I was like me and my brother were just isn't that how was cuz you have like you said you have 170 animals yes that sounds like a lot yeah I'm already getting vaccinated for awesome did you guys have fun we love you Paca so much yeah this is incredible how can people support you and like help out animals like Paco and others that come to your facilities um you can go on like groups and stuff like that that have people that are big animal activists and like excited about taking care of animals and stuff like that and just find places that are excited to help and have help we will always take help and uh we love learning about new animals and bringing in new animals and stuff like that thank you so much good boy thank you good boy you almost learned to fly there good boy Paco there we go good job Paco all right no n that's the surprise thank you so much you're welcome ceron this been awesome y I'm glad you liked it you dude yeah it's just that was great yeah awesome so are these mostly like ex pets that people like don't want to take care of some of them like um do you have a message to pet to people who prospective pet owners who end up because I know that's a problem right people getting these kind of exotic animals and then they're like I don't know what to do with it anymore to not just release them out into the wild or to take them to shelter or to us that we can actually end up taking care of them and uh making sure that they go to a great home and stuff like that a lot of the animals in critter Squad are not for sale or not up for adoption we did have a bunch of guinea pigs that we ended up giving up for adoption but all of these animals are all ours so but we do have like reptile stores there's other places in the world that that you can take your animals if you aren't interested in them anymore or stuff like that but like turtles for instance Turtles people just release into the wild anywhere right now yeah and and can they survive or are they just invasive why we people just make them invasive uh because that they just Dr they reproduce and they start destroying the eosh well I mean if they if they survival of the fittest let the turtles take over I say you know let the turtles go man fre free the turtles bought tortoises during the pandemic that get to be 200 lb we are going to have tortoises walking around the world soon that's bad ass I want to live in that world what do you mean they're going to take over Dude they live to 200 we'll be dead and gone exactly team toris let free my boys I'm kidding don't do that do not release your tortoises into the wild they will be killed by a ranger or something like that it won't if you love your turtle it will be don't let it get murdered by either a predator or a ranger yeah and they'll kill him right the Rangers the animal control sometimes or they'll take them back to the facilities and that's not good so don't do that we got in a big alligator snapping turtle because Animal Control found it uh they weren't interested in it and now we have this big huge Snapp Turtle I bring out and people think it's a snapping turtle but once they see this thing it's huge the snapping turtle is dangerous right those those jaws are understand super yeah we'll bite off don't free them leave them locked up Turtle prison yes all right do we want to transition back over thank you so much that was so fun guys Critter Squad if you guys you guys are in the LA area Tana yeah Tana Tana La San Fernando if you guys are looking for some a critter Squad y'all know where to find them yes Critter Squad thank you than you thank you guys all right all right well let's head on back to the studio [Music] right [Music] [Music] all right that was a really good time huh that was great I got pooped on by a little thing I feel like I feel so I just want all these animals to be loved and to have happy homes it's sad that people get pets and then abandon them that's like the saddest thing in the world it's crazy yeah you just throw back in the wild yeah how can you be so callous yeah I don't know late we don't deserve animals especially like dogs and cats who love us unconditionally and they don't know the horrors we can bring well it goes both ways my dog ate my son last night so you know don't get too comfortable how you feeling cam a lot of feelings you're labed up I think am I [Music] yeah can we get rabbits in chat for cam as we set up uh our next bit here we're actually coming close to the end so we have a few final surprises here um this is it dude yeah like until until I am gone and out of the state and everything you know I'm it's I'm just going to be really sad to be here and be missing all you guys already but well like I said you always have a home here yeah if you're visiting you you just show up yeah you come in your family and if you know where I'm going you know keeping all that but uh if you ever find yourself out there thank you I would like to actually someday there's tons of rabbits in chat just so you know oh I love that yeah thank you very much guys rabbits for cam oh W what a background rabbits for cam rabbit mail for Sam rabbits for cam cam is my favorite Bunny man so okay so why do we have that sound bite that's got to be AI yeah it is AI okay it's just random though I mean it's great crazy so crazy as we come towards the end of our episode Cameron we have some final moments to share two things actually are we ready for the um for the uh PR pre-prepared bit uh oh yeah so let's go ahead and roll that okay all right our very own Cameron Grant I'm out cam hello everybody so this is DJ ked's first star do you think they're going to give him another one yeah another one yeah another one another one another one another one another one my boss met DJ card once can we get backstage passes Maybe go all right Cameron's coming fast he's coming hard oh he's fast he's fast the hands sturdily behind his back oh by half a second cam cam it was cam you look incredibly interesting I think you gained a chromosome somewhere in there my name's Cameron I work for the H3 podcast me dude anyway uh moving on Cameron is with love why did you show off this custom fit here they're being yelled at by the security guard they said no no no like a mother to her cat all right now yall are just getting into it I'm in a Walmart with my shirt off look at me I'm Eddie and I'm in a Walmart with my shirt off I love being shirtless I'm could be shess in the Walmart and I'm Edie so I can get away with that I'm Edie so you guys headed out now cam uh I hope so this from cam I love you man stop I love you too cam I know you like this a lot you got the same gift for myself there's literally nothing yeah exactly oh you go yourself dude you hey chat you chat I'm Dan feel okay you know feel alive certainly feel alive hi everybody it's me the bunny here on Al the rails today I'm a talking bunny cam is my favorite Bunny man you're getting you're accumulating more birds every time I PE I mean what is going on here dude snow white ass looking I'm Corky that's my little chinchilla friend right there oh chinchilla he's got crystals he's got mou is it's all happening over there in Cam's [Music] Corner we're having art Corner time yeah we're having an artist Spotlight with [Music] Cameron Olivia and cam were both Hufflepuff such I'm not enthused by the uh Hufflepuff I don't think I'm that I don't know we've got a little Edge the fact that the and I can only say this cuz cam is not here but the the Patriots stole the Super Bowl they deflated the ball Cameron he's about to message me very angrily cam did I see you eating earlier you're not allowed to eat the you going to do about it D I'm going to knock you the out I will break your computer my you step over here D fuing fck this is a special offer to you Steve Bannon for the low low price of $5,000 I will milk your prostate it'll be the best prostate milking I had Cameron come to me and file a HR complaint Cameron thinks he's Steve Harrington see look at he's so antagonis please try not to this is Steve this has to be a citation we are trying to resolve conflict here if you could avoid man spreading on Ian please feeling great I'm not afraid of no ghosts give us a name cam it ask specifically for Cameron by name I'll see y see on the other side dude this thing is going crazy right now man oh he's running we go hustle you can book an Extended Stay Airbnb the guy was nice it was beautiful interior decoration one Monday I received this text from him he texts me he goes let's eat at 600 or 6:30 I request you do not shower clean booty but nothing else I want smell you I responded was that text for me and then he said hit me with this no no sorry not for you he was ready to eat your ass bro yeah I I didn't have the option not to wash my ass cam is the Hazel king of this office d That's Hazel whoa what happened wa do no do it from the top okay I'm do it from the top why is it becom stop hell like Penny put Let Go your eye man what the hell those who make peaceful Revolution impossible will make vience Revolution inevitable John F Kennedy there's a revolutionary fire that lights the hearts of Roblox everywhere users are gathering in Mass to protest Kim Kardashian's recent matsh threats against the popular video game hi hi everybody I'm just the ghost of somebody that didn't survive in today's climate a friend of the show they sent this in for us to play yeah it was super nice of them here let me let me play this hey everyone it's me Leaf is here I just want to say you should become a member of the H3 podcast how do people do that we have Brilliant Minds in our Discord somebody made this there right Dan uh yeah it's a a guy named Cameron who's actually a meme Master shout out to that guy he's been uh bringing a lot of fire recently he made the uh the mecca Gatsby that is this cam grants yeah oh what a legend what the this looks like so horrible yeah that's literally fits perfectly made the photo was camrs actually C did that man on another level of course this is Cam gr oh no somebody send this to the FBI please we already got photosh God how is that is this cam grants I knew it without even seeing the water I I want to hire cam grants up next cam grants we love cam grants you know him you love him he's a popular fixture in our Discord he is always making memes and and some of the best stuff you've seen H3 related content he is the meme Master he is Cam grants what up what what what h3h3 it's me the ghost of your living father Gary Papa bless he got him pretty talented dude it's pretty awesome man how much the lottery paying you can I can I do you think I could pay more than them Cameron's our new uh cast member yeah he's does editing he's an ex he's an EXT ordinary editor and uh digital Master he's been making memes some of you guys may know him he's been making memes we've been showing his memes on the podcast for like a year now cuz he's kind of the meme the meme Master yeah so he he moved out here and he's working here full-time he's part of the ganger say hi Cameron hi Cameron how you guys doing out there thanks for hiring me I'm glad to be here I'm very anxious you have such a great voice cam oh thank you very much oh wait is the camera that way yeah hi everybody out there in H3 land okay this is too far you guys oh my this is too far hey Cameron that's up oh my God you guys are crazy that's the greatest thing you've ever made my D do we have the edit I just dropped didn't yeah no not edit yo yo yo yo yo if you Clos it you can actually see in the reflection of his glasses there's kids in cages right behind the camera just want to say that was an amazing one cam oh there it is I knew it is doing a Sig is the mouse is the mouse got an armband oh yeah he does oh my God a little come on down bad boy say I'm in trouble I'm in trouble boy I've been a naughty boy yeah you have cam from a Street podcast yeah what's that it's just a show just a show what would you have said kind of a big deal lady okay next time I'm on a dating show you better recognize it's just I'm Cameron our newly wedge games how well do you know your couple here guys tell us about yourselves yeah we' been sharing a an apartment lately you guys moved in together wow I wake up every morning and say good morning love you guys got like a 90 fian going on cam does wonderful goof gffs and and Photoshop let's give it up for cam real quick I love you guys I'd like to start this video by quoting those Immortal words from the everyone's favorite dumbass idiot loser DJ killer keemstar love you roll it oh yeah bro oh hey it is a backdrop I love [Music] [Music] this the H3 podcast grows and um we got just the best team the greatest people were so happy to have Cameron here I just glanced at the chat the chat is demanding that cam stand up cam please stand up stand up cam stand up cam [Music] [Applause] Ian you really did us with that the ending there with he said he was going to make it a tear trierer he delivered what the wrong with you I cam obviously if isn't obvious by now that we all love you but we have one more present you don't got to do anything for me man if it's ready just a little memorabilia I'm sorry dude I'm sorry dude I'm so sorry thank you guys okay hold on Z you got to play that music right now making it nah he's got to he's got to do it I'm feeling it too brother we're all feeling all right what we got here I'm sorry for crying guys I really I'll be sorry hey we're all cry man don't worry about it thank you for making wait that P Avery is kind of crazy that's like a Bobby Lee angle oh wait it's keying out we got to turn it off oh man this is aw we have um a friend of Ian a friend of the show is this Prince's work I draw NYC through this and we all left a uh message for you like a yearbook we almost ran out of space actually too you're pop one of the popular kids dude have a great summer bro this the first time for everything oh my God so dude this is beautiful I'll I'm going to read all this you know many times and hang it proudly in my new space I you guys have been nothing but amazing to me since day one it's you know it's moving across the country wasn't easy but you guys made it as easy as possible to get out here in a new space in a new state in a new everything and and you guys have been nothing but the best honestly you know you hosts crew you know families fers of the show all of it it's just I I just can't thank you enough and I don't want to lose your contact I know that there's always going to be some new pedophile or whatever to take the news cycle uh take over the news cycle but I hope uh when the dust settles up the you guys still keep me in your hearts you know of course man yeah of course so thank you so much we love you dude we love you love you guys so much good luck buddy thank you dude you're the best man a good Adventure it's not a goodbye I'll see you guys again you know thank you so much you're the best thank you so much you you're the best I'm sorry for crying and stuff but yeah and congratulations on the new on the new beautiful child on the way yeah [Music] [Laughter] well I don't know what oh it's hard to talk we all knew it was going to happen we were all holding it the whole show but Cameron and Ian conspired to make that as as hard as possible with the music and the editing great job guys oh uh what can I say We'll truly miss the the touch that you bring you're always welcome here you're part of the family and it's it's it sucks we're all so close and it's such a I feel like such a great I I I overuse this word family but it is so serious when one leaves uh when one beautiful bird with colorful feathers needs to fly free it's painful but you know what they say love no they don't say that they say pain is Love's souvenir you said that about tears yeah I said that already it's a call back I love that J shett quote thank you to J shett for that one J shett everybody give it up for Jay all right well that's the show I'm going to Bow thank you everybody oh a there you go thank you safe travels man thank you I hope you have an awesome uh Adventure yeah thank you very much good Adventures to you B [Applause] vage well everybody I hope you uh enjoyed I you know it was fun we did it we did it good good job everybody yeah it was a good s off yeah I don't know I feel very sad but I want to say that I feel like the reason I'm out here today is cuz because of the welcome I got um initially when I got out here to America cam cam had a place he was renting a place when I first came out here for the first three months and he was renting a double place just for me to have someone to live with and I stay with him he drove me everywhere he dropped me off places he drove me to the I don't know it's it sucks but I'm happy I'm happy you know he's moving on he's spreading his wings you know I love you dude I love you C I love you too dude C I'm miss you buy miss you too Zach I know I'm part time but I'm going have missed you too man like when I first actually got to hung out with like him like in and out like he was the sweetest guy ever and then when I hung out with him in love like I was going through like health problems and stuff and I kind of had a bit of a panic attack cuz like my back started giving out the store and this dude like just sat out the store and like sat up with be the whole time he has the sweetest soul and I know goodbyes would be the wrong context here cuz we tend to make this big rock small so I know it's until next time but it's it's going to be hard waiting for that next time a it's was beautifully we'll see you again soon dude I know I'll be back to visit and everything I we'll definitely be hanging out then too Avery uh any well just yeah we could we're just gonna be here crying for an hour sorry guys I'm sorry no don't stop it stop it you know but on a on a kind of a larger note I think like everybody here is such good people everyone here is just amazing I really love all you guys love you you guys love all you too all right all right on that note we'll see you on Monday have a good weekend everyone we'll be back on Monday next week's our last oh Hawk bonage don't leave no another birf must spread his wings there's no cage big enough in the world to hold you to right you've adopted cam it's mine now always nice to see you HW well I hope to see you again soon yeah it's fun having you here be back I'll be back you'll be back uh yeah so have a good weekend next week's our final week of shows for two weeks we are out of I don't know if you know this about to have a baby right oh yeah that yes which is crazy so crazy um so we'll be here on Monday we'll have a member stream on Tuesday we're going to be filming the green screen stuff so that over the break we can all uh all of our talented uh uh foer Troopers can put together their green screen tournament for when we come back and Wednesday will be our final show so see you guys next week have a great weekend and uh cam we love you yeah love you too love you we love you Zach play chestnuts [Music] please please we need some levity dude yeah you don't uh you don't want uh your Opera it's chestnuts chestnuts man the man said chestnuts dude thank you sleep you guys are up for [Laughter] that oh God everybody knowy and the missing to to M their season

Channel: H3 Podcast

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Length: 214min 15sec (12855 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 29 2024