Callux Reveals EVERYTHING from Sidemen 20 vs 1! (Ep.142)

yo what's up guys and welcome back to the what's good podcast today we have an absolute screamer for you because we have the man of the moment mr callux it is me hello hello welcome me jeez i'm so excited because i've been saying i want you back on the podcast for ages thank you yeah it's it's i actually have no i don't know maybe i can feel it i could feel it that was very sincere you know what it's very interesting because whenever i do podcasts i go through read the comments afterwards and they're like wow i really want to see more of calum like it's really nice because i just you go you gotta just give them the taste yeah yeah you went and did everything exactly then they would start turning yeah like why would i be on the sidemen podcast in two days time it's not next week just comedic effect um what happened all right anyway so i'm really excited for looks thank you that's very good why yeah why i just really like you i just do but i like a lot of people that we just work with and especially looks like there's up there i'm easy to talk to you are you i am come on give me more compliments more compliments yeah yeah yeah oh okay you've got meant except for looks yeah well i'm excited for you for what it's worth yeah i'm now uh i'm a world renowned star now yeah after yesterday day before whenever this is going out are you wearing the no to a socks that you wore on the video i'm not i'm wearing other no two-way socks these are on the website right now nice nice but um [Music] yeah no we've got the other ones coming out soon um which 28th right they did pop in the in the the video yeah yeah like the socks popped perfect white background yeah perfect white socks perfect white black and white shoes i don't know if you guys saw but harry was wearing the like the original seven track suits and they're so grey so we have a rule with side men now where you have to wear at least one piece of sidemen clothing on each shoot for a maintenance video yeah so it's because you know you want to sell them yeah it's our clothes to tell us why it's very fair so you turn up if you're not wearing we used to do a whole thing like harry used to wear simon boxes and be like oh no i'm wearing the boxes no i'm wearing that uh and then we decided oh you know it has to be one that is on show that's so clever harry wears if you go and watch any sidemen video yeah harry's wearing those trousers and they they they look limited edition original ones yeah i remember packing them when i used to work at seven every week of the year wait no well you can't even see them you can't really see them there you see them a couple times when he's like hugging the tree also everything looks good on this camera i look good on this camera which is not you know not representative of my actual self there's whatever sort of grade what's the handheld camera that you guys are using this a7x right an fx33 it was holding it right that that camera it makes me look good like i might need to invest in one no no trust me the actual like camera work wasn't great though right no it was very smooth no no you know what point it to me it was very good it was it was very smooth you did a great job okay don't listen to these you know how weird this is by the way i swear we're talking about assignment or we're about to talk about sidemen sunday yeah that i'm not in so let me tell you about it now we'll get into it later we're getting too late simon yeah is your spot going because i had a lot of fun it was good actually if your spot's going then well so i feel like no next week's video has it has been leaked apparently but i won't address it um but we filmed this one i don't know how it's apparently outside plus i saw someone in the comments say what it was and i was like oh [ __ ] but anyway so we filmed that one first and then the 20 versus one but 21 first one came out a little bit early didn't it but um because there's more valentine's themed oh that's smart you guys are [ __ ] smart people are watching it today they're feeling the love oh they're feeling awful because yeah they're just like it's definitely better yeah my invoice will be a little bit higher now everyone was like is he getting like you like i hope he's been paid quite a lot of like la la la and i'm just like people don't understand are they it's like i gained so much from being on that as well it's like i'll throw myself in and fully immerse myself maybe more than uh other people would not as in not digging at them but i am just quite psychotic yeah um but everyone i saw loads of comments being like wow you must have got paid so much to do this i'm like no you know we're cheapskates no but i thought i was thinking about it today actually in a different way i was thinking in podcasts like you know when certain podcasts get like a certain big guest and stuff i was thinking did they pay for these guests because we're from the era of youtube where we just always film with each other don't we like you know we're just going to film this video from that video um yeah the big guests normally have something that they're there to promote yeah yeah that's true it's always timed isn't it yeah unless you're joe rogan and you can obviously get like whoever you want yeah i'm sure you got like most of us could get whoever we want i was well this might be a conversation for later but i was saying like even with the 20 versus one thing you guys should go and get celebs now yeah like imagine jack harlow on 20 versus one that would be it'd be amazing that would be good actually sick but they would do and like you're gonna have to try quite hard to top me now the reason i think you're so good because you did what we said yeah well i think that also it was like i was given more to say as well yeah like that was good it made my life wouldn't should we just talk about it yeah i'm sorry bark okay you know what i'm saying would jack hollow get on his hands and knees and bark i don't think he would would you slap him i think he would do that i think he would do you think yeah i think he would do that not like that he seems like a guy who's not because he you know what he did he'd sit there he'd be like this um do you want to slap me and then they'll be like oh no no no no [Laughter] i felt that man i really connected with you though that was a little turn though come on do you want to slap me and then it'd be like they'll like they'll like go up to like to do it and then he'll be like are you sure baby yeah and then they just won't do it yeah like he's such a child it'd be like jack if you're single oh yeah like that whereas calyx gets clyde yeah and goes back for thirds you got batson well the thing the thing uh that was different with this one was we've obviously done three before yeah jj harry ethan and we said like how do we how do we keep this concept going we kind of had the idea of you know get someone else on it and um we said if we're going to get someone that's not a side man on it we need to make sure that it's all planned because i'm going to be honest when we film the other ones the ideas we tell people are literally last second what did we get him to do this one i thought that because jj came up with a phone with with topics and he was talking about you don't normally do that no oh we have one or two we all you know you might have the idea the day before and you come in and you say oh this would be jokes and then everyone else would say yeah let's do that yeah but then this one we said it's got to be planned out better yeah and like let's not kill ourselves like cow is is he's unreal man he's really good at it and he's also you know as psychotic as i am so it's just like two psychos yeah in each other's ears he knows you're the best as well he does really so he knows what's going to turn you on why what keep going the thing is watching the video there's been two sus moments in the first [ __ ] five minutes i'm getting too suspended i'm out of control sometimes i just question myself anyway so obviously i wasn't there on the day so i've only seen the video yeah yeah cal's like he's in it a bit but it doesn't come across no it was very well edited yeah it was because even the ones where randy can say because i actually wasn't there either yeah yeah you go so when um you got slapped and then when you barked i told kyle to tell them to slap you but he wouldn't it wasn't in the edit either when i said that so i imagine a lot of stuff that cal said wasn't on there yeah yeah yeah because obviously the main thing for the video is this isn't it we want to see this yeah more than us so a lot of stuff that we're like conducting kind of gets missed out but i'll tell you cal cal was literally it started off with jj in his notes so as you said he brought stuff to the table in terms of like these these um eight topics so how many he had and they were all really good um and we're gonna share the phone around everyone's going to tell you stuff beforehand but it kind of turned into you know we tell you a little bit then we'll just freestyle it in there and and that that was just literally it wait the phone was here then it went to jj then it just kind of stayed with cal yeah the whole time and i mean you'll see from harry harry admitted that you know was four did really really anything we just laughed you know i think it literally went in order like jj cal you and then those guys just on the other sofa were just enjoying the show yeah from what i could tell i never heard them in my ear yeah yeah really well like toby told me to do something once yeah toby because that's when toby took the phone to read the notes off um but i think they would have influenced a lot of stuff but you just tell cow really you just kind of we just kind of told kyle yeah because i i threw a lot of stuff up i don't know this is not in the video it might be inside plus i would throw lots of phones like no no no no no no so at the end i was like cal can i have one i can give you one row would would side would uh would side plus because obviously it followed me around but does it also show like some of the room and the video as well only if you i think if you only if you're in he would follow you i think right and have you and us together i'm not sure if it's just so it wouldn't have caught like some of those moments maybe you should do that next time maybe we should put one camera up there that either goes on more seven outside plus just of course but it's gonna be like five hours of content yeah it's true it will be well your watch time on the side plus must be [ __ ] mental if only we got paid for that oh yeah true what are you getting i'm not complaining i'm not crying take it back you know i'll take double pay you know no but it was so good i was surprised to see that it was well i wasn't surprised it was censored when the girl sat on your face i was surprised i got to that part in the video and i went i just watched you know on my side from my hood up you see my instagram story yeah it was like literally watching like cringe like this behind it and i was like those [ __ ] that's smart that is so smart because i was wondering i i don't know if were you worried about it yeah do you think i would have actually made yeah and it was yeah it would have so i actually i actually said we need to censor that or move it later in the video because yeah that being and that's the first date yeah it's the first one but that's what set the scene i don't think this video would have been nearly this like energetic or like kind of chaotic if that didn't happen yeah i mean and the only reason it happened is because you know jj said it yeah like i take the credit for doing it all but like jj's literally like oscar's in her face and there's actually such a funny bit so ask us in your face and i'm like looking at her like this and i go yeah and i watched that back i was like that was like true like there's a moment where i process what he says yeah and then it's a little bit further on if you go on press press where is it lk j press j loads of times oh my god no the other one k l l the other way this guy does youtube man and so um for a living i've changed his life now and there's a bit yeah where he says it and it's just that i love i love those natural moments where i can see myself processing it and then going what the [ __ ] like i can't believe and then you can see the cogs turn in my head and go actually that would be really funny i'm gonna do it yeah the best part for me was right at the very end where you actually just couldn't have it anymore i was like [ __ ] off cal friezy yeah and yeah because you was like uh what would you say you said you [ __ ] up the day you'd be horrible to it and he was like no he said i want you to profusely apologize as soon as that's horrible i just like you [ __ ] dick i've had to deal with your [ __ ] and i'm drained by the way i am my the videos are now one minute long my mic was recording for like two and a half hours yeah this is that's what i'm saying the first when we knew because if jj said to all of us right um oh tell us in his face we were gone like now that's too far but you just did it yeah and she you did it and she did it yeah we were like oh now it's changed the whole yeah can i just say it as well like obviously i pick up the people telling me what to do but the actual like i think the main thing that i took away from it and the skill that i think i brought to that is that speaking listening deciding plotting planning all at the same time so hard so with so how much did you hear like throughout so when so for example say randolph said get a certain face how clearly could you hear that if she was talking then i would i would hear i would have to listen really carefully to my ear piece and i wouldn't hear what she said so there's actually times where say for example chloe the first girl who sat on my face [Laughter] i was like oh what else are you into something like that and she said something but you can just tell i'm not listening to her and she says oh but i could i could tell you about it afterwards or i could show you afterwards and i ignored it and when i watched it back i'm like oh [ __ ] that was such a good piece to play you didn't know that until i didn't hear her say it because i'm so like that was it was so hard honestly the last the other videos we did the earpiece you'll know the earpiece was very different it was much smaller and it like went like probably in your i think i know the one that you i've used that one before super super small but everyone else has said like we can hear yeah so we had to we had to after like the first date when they say they come back and they are i couldn't hear you at all we would then have to just play off that and tell them pretty much the entire date before so for her for example you see the start how they would say oh you you have to answer with one word yeah it would just be that and then we would tell you anything else to do and then pretend to do it i would if if you're continuing the series which by the way you should because it's great uh you should do wha whatever i don't know i i think i had like a a normal bluetooth head i don't know what it was but you should try and find the like the loudest smallest yeah because it like if that was the difference between the content like this one was just so much easier with people in my ear like yeah yeah i agree because you see how it started it was like pick your nose for a little bit yeah that was gross by the way yeah yeah she did well she was a she was a hero for just accepting that honestly all the girls are very sick they all because they don't know how much do they know can you tell us i don't know because this one so i said this in the chat yesterday yeah my only negative with this video is right at the start there's these like little um like script bits on the video where it says you know calyx will now choose between the girls and stuff and then one of them says some of the girls have been given challenges today oh i missed that i missed that yeah so it's it's in the next part just as the dates start right so i think but i think that that bit is jj going into the changer room beforehand so they still know they i don't think they know what the video is no they don't well unless they've gone on the channel and gone oh i'm being asked to come on yeah so i think it's here and if they if they work out themselves right um whoa so by the way sorry the three girls that said no to me were arguably at the time i don't know them my three favorite girls yeah i agree how peak is that oh step three so step through the dates however uh cal will be sabotaged and then it says the next bit um it says and the girls have been given certain tasks that is all that's ever addressed yeah so in the video i was very confused because obviously i know what we're so we had spoken about firstly we need to have stuff more planned for you to do like all the notes jj had yeah but the other thing was we wanted to have one or two of the girls that made it through have to do stuff to troll you yeah so like um some pie giving you chewing gum was that was that oh that was that was jj not her yeah well i don't know but that's what i'm saying it's really hard to tell you said that in the chat last night and i was like my opinion i didn't say the chat i was gonna say on here was that i don't think it mattered because we the viewers didn't know that they had they were told to do stuff but they were now i didn't know that was on there yeah you know if you're saying it wasn't clear enough but then if no one knows anyway then they don't think i think it's them but now it's said that i do see a point yeah but also that's why just because it says that i feel like it's not addressed yeah it's addressed really weirdly but i think there was some stuff that we didn't know because jj said to us at the start oh there's a girl in a pink dress that's going to tell looks that she prefers ksi yeah and and that was supposed to be the first girl yeah so i'm glad that didn't happen because obviously we'd have lost maybe lost that yeah but i think when we knew that that wasn't going on we had no idea when there's one of the girls that says i think it might have been i don't know which one it was it might have been the hip joke maybe in the ksi it might have been the chewing gum one one of those toby in the video looks at jojinga's like that was you in it and jj jj literally winks at him okay and i found i felt like the only thing that was missing was literally just a quick intro when one of the girls comes out going like oh cow doesn't know this by the way but this girl we've set her up yeah i think it would have to have been done explained it yes because it came it can be a little bit detrimental to the girls and that they're trying to sabotage the date yeah because i didn't see that thing and i didn't actually know on the day yeah and i didn't know afterwards right okay well that's what i mean i didn't know it would have been i think if we knew more clearly which girl was going to say which we'd have definitely mentioned it as well like oh this is the guy's going to say this but because we didn't know i guess it would have been put on in the edit like this girl's going to say this you know yeah i mean when i when i say like that's my only negative i mean it doesn't affect the video the video is still amazing it's still like perfect the hip one took us all we were making jokes the whole way through i know i hadn't actually talked about it online as well yeah it's fine no we were just being [ __ ] but anyway it was the one where she said turn around right she said turn around yes but did was she the first ones to say that or that was the last oh yeah she was the first one to actually plant the hip thing but was saying it yeah yeah which is not nice yeah no it's fine it's fine i can literally say my hips really bad by the way like it's horrific and i've just went to see it get i get seen and i need to get some [ __ ] done to it so yes it's uh not fun hence the jokes now you understand it's not funny either but because for friends yeah because we're friends and you put it in front of 10 million people absolutely fine no it's cool no that makes it cool yeah let's push for 15 i think you know 15 mil yeah 15 mil go on um simon what um so last night i was i was made aware that the video was doing very well um in in terms of like real-time views yeah as i'm sure that's mostly you want to know out of 10 where it is firstly yeah out of 10. do you have a guess number two i'm gonna go to two as well the way you the way you're the way you're building it up sounds like a two no the way it's built up sounds like a one it is a two nice to ksi to ksi how many views behind am i 400k [ __ ] sake it's getting wider this is from 4.5 million four point one about 4.1 million in 12 hours is it like 16 hours 17 hours pretty much 18 hours yeah four point one man he's mental but that's good though it's ksi isn't it there's casey i did want to beat him though but yeah i mean his name unfortunately holds weight your time i mean you're on 324k likes as well yep so you know banging that's great it's uh i mean i do i'm very hard on myself when it comes to this sort of stuff i uh i'm like such a perfectionist when it comes to my own performance and i actually don't think i performed that well that day you did man yeah you did you really did i actually i actually believe i could have done better that's good then that's that's good yeah yeah yeah it wasn't like we no one had thought you could have done better it's good that's good you missed a proper shoe plug and that was about it you said but i feel bad doing that [ __ ] probably ain't paying you i know but there's like this there's a fine line between like begging it i think i know what you mean yeah and like yeah promoting it and i'm wearing it in the video every time we do the dancing bit like it's in i didn't expect it to be in the edit there's a [ __ ] like a camera pointing down it i'm like oh wow yeah they look good so there's a couple points where it was mentioned like you said i won't i made them myself yeah and i'll walk off at that point you could have just gone yeah no two ways what i should have done is the discount code should have been no two ways yeah very good yeah i added sorry can you do it for the next video why can't for the next video no no please just no that's it our [ __ ] is filmed isn't it we can do it for the next one yeah yeah i'll remember it okay yeah um i i added one thing to jj's nose and that was uh so halfway through chatting to the girl when she's saying whatever she's saying you know you could prep you could set it up but it's supposed to interrupt her just say um i own a billion dollar shoe company well halfway that you know what do you do for a living and just cut an interrupt like that and constantly just keep saying i'm sorry oh that is a good one yeah yeah but we did it we kept trying to get it in but it was everything everything else was way so much better than that but i think one time we did say to you but it was just you were just taking too much you're just being too sick literally i didn't i didn't hear some stuff that i was that i was told yeah that was the thing you could tell when we were speaking earlier about you not be able to hear it necessarily properly is you could tell because we tell you to do something it'd take you maybe like 30 seconds to get it in there yeah you would always do it in a great way you know it's like you know set this up i did have my little like waist yeah yeah but also what you said before you were right the three girls that said no we all thought as well that they were your type yeah they were i'm not sure if this was inside plus um but jj kept saying to us i've smashed it yeah right he's like waiting to see the girls i've got for looks mine i've got you bro i've got you um which is which is kind of ironic because he spent so much time finding the perfect girls for you just for you to [ __ ] all over them completely that and the fact actually you could tell at the beginning of the video that i was quite nervous um and i was fine all the way up to when i stood in the room and there's 20 guards in front of me big white room cold empty and i'm like and then as soon as you think to yourself ah it begins now yeah that's when it's too late and from that moment i actually knew that i just needed to split half and half and it didn't matter who i said yes to and it didn't matter who i said no to because i just needed to get through that part which sucks because that's what i mean i could have been better yeah like my lines i had lines prepared right i was going to copy the ksi i dunno and i was just going to long it out on one goal yeah and but i was too no i just couldn't do it i don't think he did that on purpose no but i was gonna i was gonna take the piss out of him i was gonna say into my mic yeah i'm doing the ksi thing yeah and then do it and i just forgot yeah because you came in really confident i mean you look by the way you looked we always commented saying you looked really good you looked really good you're really composed and you can't say i'm not nervous i actually feel very confident but we all said well the boys who did it before harry ethan and jj went and said when you get there it's it is different because you have to remember the girls don't know that you're going to do this game with them yeah you have to think about that as well you have to say no to a girl she doesn't know why exactly and i know it gets edited in everything but you also don't want to be like some awkward little rat as well you you want you want to just always be bouncing from one thing to another to another and i was actually talking about this with someone the other day like when you actually look and you deep that format and what we did that day there's like that it's not really replica replicated within like normal people's jobs like that is you just don't do that no for that okay you do it once with a mate or you go on a blind date or you whatever but like the normal day-to-day person will never be put in that situation before and i think that's what we all take for granted as well yeah like the things that we do are [ __ ] nuts yeah and you know what though i say this as well for anyone out there trying to go on dates with girls and stuff you know to say they don't know that you're supposed to be weird they all handled it really really well yeah that's like you've done some weird [ __ ] to them and they were kind of still there chatting so obviously if you're nervous you know you sat on your face after you picked your nose and wiped it on their chair and by the way there was residue oh there was i supposed to just yeah you know and it was the crossover you see that yeah i styled on that out of it that's what i'm saying you you're the best like person to do is because you would do what we said but or what the guy said but more more than we could wish for like when jd said sit on her face that's hard to stop my face i don't think he ever thought she was gonna do it but but she did it and you know and you asked to do it so he's like well as i was the things like my brain just like the cogs were turning i was like so how does she actually do it she speaks to me right now i'm not really not really listening and then you'll notice that i just go like uh so yeah no um and there's a lot of like stalling bro she had a dress on as well it wasn't like she had like jeans or something yeah yeah and i was like right the i think the safest way to do this where she doesn't show because if she went down to the floor she'd show [ __ ] right so i was like i'd give her a bit of so yeah the maddest part was she also said elsa how do i like shall i be from front or back back i didn't hear that because didn't hear it fair enough if it was front then i know i should have done that [Music] it was i've seen the whole thing was amazing it was obscene which part did you find the worst out of the dates the bits where they walked away yeah or the bit where you had to say yes or no in those those three like rank them uh sorry so the dates so like the first part is you saying yes or no yeah the next part is them saying no yep and then oh right uh i was actually really confident about the bit where they'd walk away for two reasons one i was like why would you turn up to this video and then walk away yeah but then people did and they have in the past obviously but in the back room i think you remember i was like none of them are walking away yeah yeah yeah i was so i was like none of them are walking i know it i've done all right no no and then i hear walking behind me i was like okay so sorry to ask you a question um so that was like the easiest bit so that's uh that was of three okay yeah yeah yeah a c a c yep i don't know what this grading system is but okay uh and then uh no no the first bit was calm i don't know what everyone's ruffling about saying no to them was fine see that's the bit i found with yeah well you didn't seem that bad about it there was one or two where you tried to find an excuse to say no yeah yeah yeah but that was because i knew i wasn't being funny enough like i could have just said yes or no to 20 girls but i was like do you like cats well i feel like you kept trying to ask some questions that would make you have to say no yeah all the answers would just yeah do you like cats when you said do you like cats yeah i felt like you were just going to say no regardless did i say no yeah i think so yeah do you like cats and i think they said no yeah yeah you said no yeah yeah yeah if they said yes you don't know do you smoke no oh great uh come on then aboard your car did you keep socks on in bed no she dumped me for that yeah yeah yeah now yeah not worth like these these i know they were pretty those three sorry i'm gonna see this on your tick tock for your page aren't you but but uh they left so they weren't right you weren't right but you were for hype for cali you're right but yeah i want to ask two questions one did you have any moments where you say like the girl had a good connection with the girl but you were being told to do awful stuff was it was the one that was like i don't want to do this to this person i was really confused about the the russian girl yeah um i couldn't tell if it was like flirty or not or if it was people were saying the first and last states were the most chemist chemistrical yeah it's like a word no this can't be a word yeah there you go let's add that chemistry but yeah i know what you mean but also weirdly they were the ones that were out of this world like you both would you what you look wise or no no randall a married man out of this world somebody's father have you ever said that about your missus yes i meant that those dates were out this war like you got sat on and you also got slapped and you barked and you oinked that's what i meant by that by the way yes um yes there i think you know i was given time and i was given good things like summer some of the other like i wasn't able to get into it because it was just like relentless whereas like there was a bit of play i think one and seven were the easiest to do even though they were the hardest physical drama physical comedy yeah wise um but i'd say i i wasn't i don't know whether it was the set up probably was in that we were just doing this crazy [ __ ] up [ __ ] yeah but i wasn't like that connected with any of them yeah what is it it is a video yeah you know that and i think they know that as well like even if they don't know what the video is they know that they're micked up they know that cameras on them you know so they get that good sports though all of them for amazing i know like i will wait for the i thought the charity one was going to go south but unfortunately she was she was given a line because i think i could have i could have gone more molly molly may 24 hours like and she was getting a little bit riled up huh i don't think she got the money may thing no does she not i don't think so she obviously started getting a little bit about the charity yeah but i don't think because you said the molly may one and i don't think she really yeah i thought i was gonna get a bigger bite yeah right it's because i think she was so focused on but then yeah as soon as it kind of it was getting to a good bit and then like bang it's like ksi and i was like ah okay well i guess i'll just drapes up ksi then so for that one but we forgot so as i said we thought that was supposed to be the first girl to say yeah so when it got to this girl and she said that we were like oh that's this one right then we kind of changed onto that you know that was that was golden as well yes but yeah like this is really funny i'm glad i experienced it i think um she drapes him off the chair there's a bit here that i saw on tiktok where i flipped the chair and then look at jj's face like i know he's acting but now look at his face yeah yeah i love harry's reactions man it's he's not the before he's not the focus point in some of the scenes yeah like but if you look at him and how he's acting him and toby are like hugging yeah at a certain point because he can't handle the cringe at all no not the worst i love him man the worst is i think i think i saw a timestamp for like 27 minutes or something like that he's hugging a tree yeah yeah he was yeah he was is it around here something around i i i i i i i loose in the middle yeah i love your captions who does this is it your editing jj actually said make sure you put that in right um because yeah it was kind of weird that he just disappeared yeah i think to be fair though like i think he it was a long it took him a while to get to that game and i think because the half of seven weren't there anyway it was like well you know she gets to get to you know it sucked it sucked a little bit that you i weren't all there like that would have been amazing yeah you know what was really funny though was um in the group chat you guys started talking about the video and you're like oh toby you missed it by the way i was like wait what do you mean you missed it and then he was like what it got better after i left or something like that oh it got better sorry he said it got better and then i put in the chat wait what do you mean it got better did you leave chat died yeah someone someone messaged me privately right uh and they were just like i don't think anyone wants to snitch but toby went to watch man united yeah i was like okay this is fine yeah yeah no calm yeah i wish he did he should have stayed i just feel like it's so funny that the chat just died yeah yeah yeah i think he's trying on the day before he's trying really hard to try and organize travel to get there in time and i think at the end i think it was like someone someone was saying well it's already a low cyber video so just go towards the end you know it's too far it was it was fine because it was such a good video that yeah um it's meant to i i'm really surprised that the um the response because i'll be in a sidemen video and it will literally be depends on the video obviously we had that one where it was like which is funny yeah it's um i love you lot but you are slightly fickle yeah yeah yeah bro but if everybody please like go through it like every video so you know experiences like there's it's this whole section now he just look he's holding a tree keep it going he's just randomly holding this tree what the [ __ ] it's him it is it's like him it's like a safe space he's hiding behind it i think it's the jj one he at one point he watches an entire date behind me he literally leaks oh yeah i remember that yeah the whole time no i'm sorry what are you saying i always say there's two there's two characters each time in every video i don't know who the second one is though in this one there's always two villains two heroes one hero one villain or something like oh just in general yeah so if you go in the comments of any video they'll always be mentioning two people i don't think people had enough like it was just you jj and uh cow like on kind of the phones over your side so and i don't think any of you did anything wrong no wrong yeah i think in most time videos you get many different perspectives and that's what you kind of get you get different camera angles or like a game show type thing whereas this one it was kind of like the focus was on you and then it would like not even any of any of us so i don't think you know it's just it was just kind of you so normally they'd mention one of the girls though all right but this one is literally just you it's mad the comments are [ __ ] mental i read through them last night and i was just like it honest honestly not just saying this it really surprised me um reading all this stuff but yeah thanks guys it's great i should probably get back to uploading some videos because yep this is my job every time now yeah yeah i should make it some sort of video off the back of this i have no idea what go on a date with a lot of girls that would be sick that would be soon okay yeah obviously all right oh okay on that on that basis i want to ask a question about people asking me when i'm streaming um the girl that was crying yeah i was gonna ask this yeah was it real was did was it was actually crying uh it was i think it was a meme to me said on the side of stage when i was up there yeah at the time i'm asking about i am asking and i did get like are you being serious and then it was like no i don't know but it took me a while where it's back in the room then it started all of that yeah i think someone must have told you that i was crying yeah you came back and told us she's crying yeah we said oh my god that's awful frieza said stop a camera that's such a good lion and then he was great in this video and it just fizzled out yeah yeah but it was great for the video yeah because it was like such a i feel like that beginning bit was okay and then that happened and it's like then you set up for the first day harry's just lying on her sofa and they're freezing [Laughter] but yeah i like all these cut away stuff as well it's nice it's edited really well it feels like i know you guys you know like jubilee style doesn't it it feels like top tier but better than jubilee honestly yeah yeah yeah for sure yeah they found the best edited out of all of them yeah yeah i uh and sorry and the speed that it was edited at because i spoke to vic about it was like oh you should see an edit i'll send you an edit because it was all you and there's some mad [ __ ] in there and i was like oh yeah great i'd appreciate that because i knew there was one bit i wanted to cut out which we can talk about okay sure and which i think was still left inside plus because i forgot to ask uh so subscribe actually i'm not going to mention now jake there's so many times people always say i've noticed now saying i'll cut that out and then he goes and tells the guy straight away cut it out at this part really yeah what's happened so often yeah that's what you're you're really showing like you're legitimately showing the mad behind the scenes behind the scenes but it's like it's so it's what you're thinking at the time it's not like some kim kardashian behind the scenes [ __ ] it's [ __ ] raw yeah that's why it's great if you're not part of cyprus you should really do it because you get to see a much different side to everyone what was it going to say you cut out a bit oh it was the time it was turned around it was nuts it was like four days that i had five days that i had a first draft and i watched it and it was the full video just without the captions it was done mad i was like what crazy shout out sdmn crew yeah it's mental so what was it they want to cut out and carl so [Laughter] the bit that i wanted uh cut out uh yeah so um for one of the dates okay we don't have to talk about if you don't want to no no it's fine great for one of the dates uh i won't mention names for one of the dates i was like wow she was like pretty fit okay so i'm gonna go back out there and get her number oh okay yeah so um i go out there and i walk up to her and i don't know that i i think i do know those cameras behind me but i didn't think that would influence this thing i was like i'm so sorry like i uh had an earpiece in like i just been controlled by the but thank you lalala don't worry about it so funny i was like um can i have your number and she went uh no and i have i don't often ask girls for their numbers they just give them to me no no no no i'm joking um but so i i hadn't actually experienced that yeah in a very long time yeah and i just went i walked away and i went oh cancer cancer cancer oh no and i went over and like picked up my chewing gum that i'd spat out oh you know what girl now yeah and just like carried it away like scuttled away to the room and then none of them had heard it i think i'd muted my mic walking back into the room so they didn't know what happened i was like i got rejected and then it turns out that she didn't say she didn't give him my number because she thought it was a bit for the video to be fair someone was saying i don't know if it was john or someone was actually saying go go back go back again and tell like look i'm not actually not on camera now yeah but you didn't and i didn't because i was like i am imagine they get rejected twice because i heard it from the guys that you said that i could come back and get your number is that right i said to you go back and get it go back again and everyone's like nah not again not again but i was like not on camera not not as part of the bit just for real but yes i didn't i didn't mean it i didn't want it to be on camera yeah but um it was and it's made its way into side plus so [ __ ] great oh my god so the question everyone always asks and you can be as um what's the right word that's honest i was vague yeah uh are you still talking to any of them are you going all right nice find out on callux uh this no find out i'm not gonna am i still talking to any of them uh well it hasn't been that long actually it has a week or so there's one there's one girl but the thing is yeah no it's fine i'm not going to say that what i'm saying you can be as vague as you can um no there's there's one girl that but you've given me a great idea to go on to make that video so i might go and do that yeah i think i'll be good i think it's a banger i think i yeah i probably get like i should probably react to some of this stuff you should you know you should do either try and find a girl that you did have a date with and try and do it again or the three girls that didn't say yes oh my gosh that's such a bag that's more accurate as well because we've got [ __ ] four videos out of slabs come on well i didn't interrupt you what are you going to say [ __ ] knows yeah i don't know it was just a good it was a great idea yeah no the three girls i'll get there i'll get the beats off time yeah yeah there is a bit of east london that slips out of me like every now and again normally like the boarding school slapped out of me but yeah i'm the same well when you watch the old you know when you watch the first videos you ever make yeah before oh my god get a character you you get your true yourself right i don't know are you a character no no but i'm saying like you're a cat no you see you're faking it wait what i faked like the cringe [ __ ] last time i have to say that otherwise people think i'm very weird no um i speak really weird i'm from from my accent's weird to your as it is now yeah so i tried my accent's a bit different now when i'm on camera and stuff when i listen to myself back in the day i'm like whoa do you nothing you just climatized yeah maybe i did that yeah it's not the right word yeah surroundings yeah and you just find yourself oh my god find your character i've got some uh facts jellyfish facts can i just say them real quick yeah what oh my god we're finding an old video yeah it's not even that's on randolph tv if you go on that channel no no it's not it's not linked uh you've hidden this one i got i can't get a password for it oh it's i'm locked out just email youtube oh yeah i could just try that what's up give it me yeah what's up guys you know how to play it because i feel like the tv will just echo out but yeah i sound like a normal you don't have to play it promise promise this podcast is sponsored by coinbase much coin such base jeez if you've been following the cryptocurrency craze now is the time to start getting involved coinbase makes it quick and easy 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back to the crypto king looks anyway i've got some facts about jellyfish yes so how was this what okay i was streaming last night someone's telling me some facts about jellyfish it's amazing any more questions for 20 versus one i'm sure there'll be some dotted around as we go in the rest of the podcast but no no no cool right certain jellyfish breed not sure what the name is but google it it's called the immortal jellyfish and it will live forever unless it's killed it will never die there's an immortal jellyfish it it maybe it's mortal is it immortal that's the one to yeah and rupert will live forever it literally will not die unless we kill it go on what's the life cycle so the life cycle is an egg lava face bud lava well and then it goes back to an egg unreal wait what and then i found out that jellyfish turns into an egg though is that not loki being it's bought it's birthing itself i think that's a uh the secrets of the jellyfish how long does the mortal jellyfish live potentially forever i mean you're not wrong no that's mad then i found out that certain jellyfish or jellyfish the species in general has been around 700 million years apparently longer than any you know longer than the dinosaurs just said that yeah could that one then live for 500 million years yeah probably but that is forever talk imagine if they surely there's like shouldn't there be shouldn't the entire ocean just be that one jellyfish sure i because there should be like 500 million years worth of that jellyfish unless they get eaten yeah so i think they get killed yeah right so they're just a food mate if they're not adapted become a little bit venomous grew some teeth could walk yeah they'd be fighting us someone needs to make a disney style like a comment you know a cartoon style thing of the immortal jellyfish that'd be six story wouldn't it well actually i was just about to say that uh i am now off the back of this gonna go start a temp company yeah yeah yeah to invest in uh how they're immortal and bring that into human science and make myself immortal i was gonna say we should turn them into we should find out how to breed them and figure out how to turn them into fuel oh yeah and then we could have immortal fuel that was so sick imagine like filling your car up with [Laughter] hold on a sec guys oh jellyfish around 99 percent water yeah no wonder there are more literally like yeah this is gonna become a thing yeah so if if you could live forever would you yeah i would say for sure 100 do i age i don't think you can if i if i age then no i wouldn't have what if you age two no i'm saying put me in a [ __ ] you know paper clip on word put me in there i'll still i'll i'll [ __ ] around you will be a paper clip on word sick have you seen that black mirror episode no yes well i can't remember if i've seen them all so by definition yeah which one the one where uh we've made your smart home easier and then like they put her in like a toy isn't it uh no i don't know okay nick uh no it's um she walks into the kitchen and she's like make me toast or something and she's like you trapped me in here but it's another clone of her and then they can make it so that like they were just in a white room which i can relate to um continuous dates yeah yeah and and they like she didn't do what she was told so she they made it a thousand years but happen in like an hour on on human uh time and then she's just in there like stop like imagine that your conscience you yeah as you know it right now are like trapped in a computer and you're just being told what to do yeah imagine if that's what ai is i mean screaming to get out we don't get kind of deep well this always happens doesn't it when lexi comes on the show that's why i love it it's amazing someone's got a question for you as well that i answered on the last podcast that everyone literally judged me for the mars one would you go tomorrow oh would you go to mars if it was a one-way ticket just for you and you're gonna like am i with yeah there's a hundred people uh are they hangers you know are they scientists your job's not necessarily to re-birth the world yeah you're not there to reproduce i'm they're just tormenting it you're there to basically create a civilization so to stop no you know what randy you've sold me on that i will be going to mars to farm but to start a new civilization in mars i shall go that's a job yeah this did happen just about to go do you show you don't show this do you on the screen oh nice okay um i would not go to mars right now if i couldn't come home but they're also the plan is to like people do have the choice they can come home okay yeah so i only offered them a one-way ticket all right well hey you took it i said i'd take it they even said imagine even if it meant leaving your wife forever or your kid forever i was like yep [Laughter] because i mean you know how you know the name like not lance armstrong what the [ __ ] wait no it's neil neil armstrong jesus yeah what's wrong with me you know how we know lance armstrong yeah and buzz aldrin eldrin um uh you'd [Laughter] oh my gosh no i would literally go there because it would be an honor like you know i say to my kid and laura look you've got you have to understand i'm going to change the world forever [Laughter] you know how you said you're going to change the world it's actually a lie you're going to go change another world that's even better though yeah can you ever say that yeah that's what i'm saying it's a great opportunity i think realistically it's gonna go far have you tried to sell this in for the last four podcasts that's one it's just the last one two to go this is two to go but i'm sure next week in the week after i'll be so awesome that's gonna be everyone no no you know at some point people have asked me that question before and i have said yes yeah but now i'm like i got too much to live for man yeah i think if someone actually asked me like you wanna come to mars right now and i'm probably like i can't be asked no no the rule was for me the rule was you get a year okay yeah a year from now to plan yeah all right i'd have so much sex yeah yeah you might find a martian on mars that no one's ever seen before not under a rock and think oh that martian looks really nice do we reckon you're gonna say that came from having sex you want to have sex with the martian are you telling me you wouldn't i would apparently there's water on mars right so that means if there's water on my eyes there's there's there's things on there is water i think there was water is that what it was no i think there is water oh my god yeah well i can have a drink then it's water on mars and it's it's a certain so take a potato and water it no is that how it works almost all water on mars today exists as ice yeah so you gotta go there burn it break it stand on it smack it just go there with a lighter and you're good you're terrified you know how people like in russia just do videos fails or they fall through the ice that'd be sick on mars i fell through the ice on mars yeah and it was hot what do you think the upload speeds are because you know the speed of light is like eight minutes from uh at different points eight to 16 minutes from i think he's going to quote me on that [ __ ] uh from uh so if you send a text a light signal it will take roughly 9 10 minutes and is the speed of mars yeah the speed of light and it's mad though so that's why like cryptocurrency can't work on mars because there's they won't be able to keep up with the blockchain it's too much of a delay but if we both learnt morse code we could have conversations every 15 minutes no no no no no dinner's ready come home then [Laughter] which and it just takes what nine months to get there right on mars so that means the internet wouldn't be there would it create no it would be it would be it would just take off oh yeah so i can't watch like oh yeah dial up content how does that work you're not texting the group chat mars is kind of cool mine is lit [Laughter] spaces i think maybe we've talked about this in a past past podcast but it is one of my i do need to get out there at some point i know that we showed a tweet yeah we showed a tweet about the whole moon thing i unfortunately didn't get picked but that's that's actually annoying but yeah it is annoying like imagine the promo that the first youtuber would get going to to america loads of you know what you know what because i didn't get it it is loads of dogs all right some uni kid i [ __ ] off man no they'd all done like so much cool [ __ ] in their lifetime and then they're like aeroscientists on the side like elon musk's full rockets yeah plans but they just listen to like two podcasts but isn't it isn't it quite simple to say his name is that archangel yeah but like it's not spelled like that is it that we all know that you like archie archie angel art stranger or archangel probably that one i don't know i don't actually know i'd go on youtube and tap in how to pronounce even musk's kid but i don't even know how to spell it sort of pie symbol with a couple of x's yeah a y never space is mad though you know in pictures where you can zoom in forever on reddit that's sick yeah and you realize that yeah yeah yeah yeah there has to be there definitely is like other life for sure there's no question about there is anyone that says otherwise is a flat earther yeah yeah yeah i'm going to get [ __ ] for that aren't i nah i don't care about flat earth anymore for some reason i'm in flat earth tick tock flight like leave me alone flight is so 2012 i mean it is like that was the mayan calendar wasn't it yeah and coney remember that oh my god coney 2012 yeah it's not too late about but throwback i don't even know what that was about 2012 was lit wasn't it we were youtubers in 2012 yeah it was about someone like wasn't the guy apparently shutting everyone's arms off but then actually it turned out it was wrong my first it was wrong the first video was in 2012. okay december i wouldn't count it i would [ __ ] it was in 2012 i was at uni still what did you praise the gold cup part one yeah youtube you remember his first video yeah nick put this with the winner no we don't need to fight we were shooting sweaty goals at the time when he started believing that and he beat me at 7-0 i thought i haven't been seeing any i don't know if you've been dragging it in i haven't been seeing any of it what because i wanted to was i right about the speed of light between marx google google the speed of light in a second how many seven months no no but speed of light from there 180 miles per second that's really fast though three minutes three minutes that's wrong you wouldn't look that wrong you're gonna look that out no it's not wrong closest approach okay there you go light from the sun takes eight minutes through the earth was that what you were talking about why does it take 14 minutes for information there you go but that doesn't make but maybe information information travels the speed of light anyway we're not scientists but we're definitely not um that is i i'm gonna take this as a dub yeah so that means you have to write emails you have to go back to emails whatsapp will not work you can't be like hi guys how are you doing separate messages has to be one thick paragraph i can't live in a paragraph i am oh yeah no i'm a i'm a separate texter texter i love doing that yeah what a separate text to texter yeah so you you go hi yeah how are you what are you up to today uh boo i hate people who do the paragraphs especially when it's on like discord or whatsapp when you can see them typing just say it mate just say it so i can stop processing the first part of it what i hate more is when it's not even a paragraph it's four lines and they they page break the line just [ __ ] off and as in they do the yeah no i do i appreciate a page break if it's like something important because then i a block of text gives me anxiety i don't read it yeah it's uh i've i've sent many blocks of text in my life yeah in different aspects of my life and they're not fun it's never fun to send a block of text can you relate yeah you don't think you know one thing that surprised me about you simon and i don't want to i don't know here we go you still right cool with kl oh do you saves time yeah that's not cool but if you're but you're such you're such not the type of person to do that i was so shocked when you when you do it why i'm not it's just this is now what do you think that this is now all right c-o-l think of the time you've wasted in your life the amount of time not really because or okay l autocorrects unless you're a nick and you've added it like you have no i've never added it keyboard it doesn't it doesn't oh i correct kl it doesn't i like scenic it takes me back it takes me back to my sundays even pointed out it doesn't auto correct you are correct thank you oh wow yeah what now [ __ ] but well he's pointing out that same thing no he pointed out that i'm the only person he knows that types y'all y'all yeah have at y-a-l-l you're like you're americanisms well he's canadian canadian i'm in canada he's canada canada just to get you oh no i was going to crack a mad joke on a podcast that's that's what the video felt like by the way but when we were in that room yeah we just it felt like it wasn't on a camera it's just the boys that's what it got really dang it could have got really dangerous it was uh it was this is the cancer line we were like oh my god is that really actually what was gonna go in the video yeah no it did um well i haven't had cancer i can't believe i got it he couldn't beat it i think that was one of the tamer points i'm not gonna lie yeah uh yeah was it if i was gonna say something before that i stopped myself from saying it didn't i yeah no i um there is uh a severe lack of filter when it comes to certain things with myself as well i need to watch myself that's why so going on the subject we were talking about before the podcast i think people were mentioned on a podcast that we're going to vegas soon yes and we will mention it could be either really really good or it could be [ __ ] and one of the reasons i think it could be good well when i say good i don't mean actually good i mean it could be just uncontrollably good oh right because i feel like with a lot of got no filter anymore yes and we maybe would have filter if there was someone else there like say talia or laura say but they're not well trying to blame the whole trip on tyler and laura no no no i'm saying it's gonna be no no i'm saying that there's no one to like reyna's in apart from maybe but you know like compared to the other groups of um highly successful multi-millionaires that are on this planet um not like jokes aside just wanted to say that uh i'm mostly talking about you lot to be fair yeah all my money's locked up in some uh some things that i step on daily i don't hear it i've got some exciting stuff happening soon a billion dollars yeah yeah not yet uh so compared to other people around the world who are you know rock stars musicians footballers we don't hate drugs we don't we barely do anything wrong like if you actually deep hit we don't kick cats don't kick cats that's true we eat kit kats yep like they're that we we're very actually quite sensibly boring yeah yeah but thankfully jj just lost five melon crypt no but that that's his he's just uh he's an addict and we've spoken about this privately haven't we jj yeah i know what you mean especially in vegas as well like in vegas there's someone else on the next table worth billions yeah you know but uh we are uh i i don't want this come across no i'm just gonna say in a nice way we are much better off than we were the last time we went as well like my my dangerous though that's what i'm saying my cap and maybe this is where we all learn about it but every time i'd go to a casino in london my cap is like 150 pounds that's it yeah um when i went abroad like i think the last time i went to vegas i brought three thousand dollars with me to play it's like this time you could see some people jj drop in like some serious money you know he did it anyway he did it anyway when we went before i think it was but it was a substantial amount to us there yes yes i think now it could get yeah well someone i'll tell you now someone one of us needs to be with jj all the time on the team you can't you can't i know because he'll wake up at seven i know yeah but he wouldn't do that woody no he would this must be good so we went to vegas last time i was there just come around so i was in me and frizzy were in his suite right and one night i don't know where frieza was [Laughter] um i woke up for some reason and jj's like doors open so i was like it's 4am right i made because i was working 4 am yeah yeah something like that because i was working for him at the time cameraman so i had like a level of responsibility in a sense to make sure he's all right that insert the part where i didn't help him when he got jumped but anyway i tried my hardest so i i would go and sit with him when he's gambling so this night always all the time but then at this time i woke up and his door's open and i was like all right what's going on here went into his room the last run he wasn't in there went into his like with the safe wasn't his safe door was just open like this sounds like oh no so luckily we were in the obviously when he's in vegas the hotel's casino so i went downstairs looking around every table it's just no one's there like no literally not the table stay open yeah but no one was there i just see jj on one table massage so i'm thinking what he'll tell you as well i was sat next to him asleep i was just falling asleep all night he was just there gambling at like 4 a.m when i he knew he had he gone to sleep beforehand i don't know but as in like he sleeps for like an hour sometimes but he'll fall asleep instantly and then it's weird he's up every morning yeah yeah let's think he gets up at like 7am now then he goes for a jog then he'll come back eat then he'll probably have a nap yeah nuts man but yeah he uh i think this time we do have to be we have to watch him i think might have to watch a couple people yeah well luckily at the minute i've got a lot of money tied up as well so i'm actually happy about that that'll be unhinged [Laughter] i don't know what mike what's your caps going to be this time if you're going to say it on the camera i'm a bad guy he's good what does that mean don't worry as in you bought a house or yours back of house at the casino no i'm going to spend half a house worth oh win it [ __ ] oh yeah no 100 percent no yeah a hundred percent i i gave way too bad like too much do you but do you gather too much money yes what do you do uh no so when i'm at casinos i'll just get too excited and i'll put a bit too much time roulette is a killer yeah also machines i love just like there's a game of thrones machine last time even laura laura was responsible for me but even she got addicted to but i feel like machines as much as you can spend too much time you aren't spending that much at a time that's why you're trying to go on roulette and just go 500 on one hand and you've lost it instantly the machines are really fun out there that's the main thing yeah cause they make it fun it's not just like a seven seven seven it's like a really cool game you know yeah and then you get that dopamine hit when you move up the board yeah bring one yeah i used to play uh i don't know yeah there's only you that really plays it though what the machines yeah i felt like i came them a little bit last time i felt like no one with a fortune we batted it yeah wheel of fortune i felt like everyone kind of wanted to go on roulette all the time yeah i know what you mean i i didn't go on roulette because i was so broke back when we used to go on our old trips um but i did gamble a bit recently my crypto because i've never really respected crypto as like a currency so i i had those didn't and it just blew up so i'll just go on a crypto gambling site and just gamble as a crypto away because in my head it was a profit and it wasn't really real money yeah but now right now now i'm looking to try and you know sort some things out and i'm like i wish i had that money now i don't but you know i wouldn't five grand remember that one five grand or five pound once where on um on po i was on pokerstars to be fair no not in real life yeah well on like a one of the online slots or joker pro i just i hit the thingy my mate was like imagine if you get the top we're on disco at the time he's like if you hit the maximum and i just did that is nuts i've never won anything like that i've i've hit a few bets now and again but i don't i wish i did them as much as am i exposing you here as much as you do i know that you don't know [Laughter] simon spends like [ __ ] like one pound per bed yeah can we just clear up i don't spend money he like but i do think you should spend slightly more i i get the same rush from betting one pound and winning than i do betting twenty quid a minute so is that about being right and not about the money then a little bit yeah yeah i know but like i'm at that stage now where i'm like my bet would be either like an 11 team accumulator for 100 pounds yeah that wins me like two million pounds if it comes through and it never will come through you know that's the kind of [ __ ] i do arsenal are going to win 4-1 this person is going to get booked in the 12th minute against city against kansas city and then there's going to score uh uh four goals even though he's at a different club that's my bet yeah see mine's more i don't ever bet on leeds um i'll battle the games superstition well i don't want to bet against my team because then there's a happiness if your team lose yeah yeah and i don't want to bet on my team and jinx it yeah so that's slightly superstitious yeah so i might bet on you know oh there's going to be 10 corners in this game something like that i have i have bet on a leads game where i bet there'll be over four and a half goals or something like that but that was it go on so um you put your winning bets in the chat no you say this like i only like i put a lot of them in how many i put about three in how many uh bets do you lose how was your win loss ratio so we did this we did it at the box i'm history i win a lot more than i lose that's what i was that's why i asked so my because you're they're quite safe like you yeah yeah they're good bets so i had we put 100 pounds in this is the same 100 pounds that i used for the competition yeah i didn't get involved in that um i'm at 400 pounds now from that yes but 100 pounds is from slots oh so i'm i've made about i ended on about 120. so i've made 180 pounds i wish i was as good at with money as you are yeah he's he's so good he is good he showed me his bank account the other day and i wanted to like stab him on the spot but when you see that maybe bleep that i don't sorry did you say that [ __ ] sorry guys [Laughter] absolutely i think i've said worse when you see that what he showed you you think why why don't you do more crazy [ __ ] i mean yeah you're so responsible it's so boring [Laughter] right this podcast is turned doesn't it you glad i came today it looks like vegas is going to be coke and gambling if if i had the money you had i would be so broke if i had the one you had i'd be broke yeah well that is a statement his mentality on youtube is what keeps him going though because he's like tomorrow i could lose it all right i don't know that's what drives him opposite where's me i'm like a shrimp cut to him and i'm like i've smashed it shrimp but my but my thing like that's a great analogy my thing is that um uh i always back myself in life to make money no matter what so you evidently don't yeah even though you're like one of the most successful people in the entire world yeah i am in the top 10. no you're probably like top like million you're one of the biggest youtubers in the world and i've seen your bank account but no but i i i back myself even though it's not even it's probably not true jump saying which is not just i i bet myself to make money always even it's probably not true it's like some sort of false hope if i place a bet on of a thousand pounds say i don't do this i don't do that i say a hundred pound for frost win four one i believe it will happen yeah yeah i believe it and i have some sort of something wrong with my head that that works well with my career because i'll just not stop i'd like what'd you call it you call it um what's the thing where you drive towards what you think about manifestation station yeah i'll just do that there's a heart because i have no another option but that's the same thing as gambling yes black's gonna happen because i've said it yes but i can't change that and i think we're both very similar in that ilk like and it's and it is dangerous because if i lose my hip at some point and i can't walk anymore then you know i didn't know you're gonna say hip so i was gonna say leg and then i was like my laugh was pretty like pre in there before he said hip and now i can't stop it it's okay i'll crack the joke right uh if no if something happens to me um you know and i can't do what i do anymore even though that would have to be quite a niche i'd have to like hurt my head because you can always speed up no if you can't if you can't walk people are going to trust your shoe choice wow now they'll make shoes for wheelchairs i will turn um yeah no still have legs if you don't want yeah it's got like yeah anyway let's not manifest this i'm going to touch wood that's not good [Laughter] um with the money thing and the crypto thing yeah uh i've made a significant amount of my net worth from crypto over the last year and um i think it's one of the best things to like i guess is how like rich people get rich richer like the fact that before we uh we we have our businesses and it goes into your business this money and then to take that out you're taxed when it goes in and you're taxed when it comes out crypto as a dividend or salary or all right whatever yeah um but when it comes when when with crypto if you're investor in personal it goes back into your personal account so i've got this big number i've got more money in my personal account than i do in my business account how nuts is that yeah like which is what we all obviously like strive for right yeah and i'm gonna have like a tax bill obviously but yeah yeah like a tax bill yeah yeah um nothing for you obviously but crazy your bank account but no i don't respect personal money i haven't done until today not today but like the last since last week was that the revelation that you got out of this podcast no but uh if i didn't have realized it last week i would have had it today what do you mean i don't respect like so like you know what we do obviously you know we run businesses i always try and make the business as successful as possible and i forget about myself yes same time and then i realized actually i actually have no money i have nothing my business has got something which is good but i don't but by the way like 95 wife and a child on the way yeah i have as i'm saying so now i'm starting to realize i have to provide for them i got [ __ ] all and like 95 percent of of businesses fail right startups fail and like so i've done that i put a [ __ ] ton of money into off the party yeah and now you know look where it it's paid off right it might look where we are and look it's failed oh oh oh no no no actually it's going it's going really well like the netflix stuff of steven tries done some sky stuff with some of us yeah yeah um not me but it's fine though no it's okay anyway uh let me say that randy it's just complete jokes did you not go on it no no well then it means something in the same boat look at that oh come on i don't think i have talked about it much yeah you get a lot for no two ways and i don't and like what realistically what i should do and what other people have done very well casper's done it very well transit transitioning into the business life logan obviously you know if something's happening you'll know about it nft's pokemon his business your prime you see his tweet last night no you know kanye's instagram yeah where he did logan changed it to drink prime so did no two ways okay [ __ ] i think jj put it on as well i don't know but jj stole it from oh okay yeah i mean no it's smart it's very smart um but yeah no what what realistically what i should do um you can scroll up uh stop jake i'm joking i'm joking i'm joking it's a joke subject what do those numbers mean there is that my birthday day 13th of the may month of five what were you born in the year nine no or the year 59. that's tragic subject uh thanks no so i what i should do is i should i really really should speak about this more because i'm in the office most days there's some incredibly exciting stuff happening after party but i just but you guys know nothing you just see like you'll get josh will reach out for something right yeah and that's it the thing is [ __ ] [Laughter] [ __ ] say i'm sorry all right we'll change that thank you yeah but now i've heard the names i've heard josh had richard i've heard ben obviously ben's like all that group of people there solid frame put on your wall i am surrounded like i'm i'm really really lucky to be surrounded by such smart people and john [Laughter] i'm really lucky to be surrounded by such smart people and i think one of my best traits that i have um that i think i can say for myself is that um it's really important within business and maybe life in general to be able to drop your ego and to be like and to hire people that are smarter than you if you hire people that smarter than you and it was your idea and your vision but you just need people to come along on the journey with you and do it with you you have to hire people that's smiling and when you get over that because it took me a while to go i don't want someone to come in and tell me what to do or how to make my youtube videos yeah but um i mean once you get that it's like well that's one of the most important traits to learn in life and i'd recommend that to everyone out there drop the ego and just hire people that are [ __ ] smart because that's how you make it like with rocky as well at no 28 that kid is a genius yeah and i'm lucky to have him so yeah that's that's why i think i've been so successful this but i should probably talk about it a little bit i feel like after part is doing amazing but obviously as you said we don't hear about it i feel like that's just there's two ways you can run a business though like that's doing really well but you could be a complete dick and just constantly be like yo guys like after i was doing this doing this doing this oh yeah yeah and this much money this blah blah blah i feel like a lot of people do that which i'm happy you don't because yeah it's jarring it's the same way as you said earlier why didn't you plug no two ways more because i oh wow look at that timing they look so good um is that what the home page looks like wow nice um because i i don't want to be like that yeah and also i think part of it is it's like these are doing so much sick things that you don't feel like you want to drop something yeah i mean like yeah hey guys done this today so instead i'll bait them with like a fake nike no two way yeah yeah yeah but also a comprehensive way to after party no 28 is much more of a tangible thing to understand the success of truth i've got these shoes we've sold out yeah after party yeah yeah you feel like oh we shot a great commercial today yeah yeah yeah you know i think as well like after party obviously make all the adverts for no way two ways ben um and uh i don't i don't think how much do you think those adverts cost let's talk about that how much do you think they cost or do you know pull one up and i'll guess uh go on the note2as instagram how much do we think they cost to us at the bottom miss at the bottom in the middle really small text uh how do we think they cost to make yeah and seeing as i own the company so you what you're getting like mates rates owners rates not that one it's more like the one with the black the black one yeah uh that one there yeah this one right i'm going to say my estimation we haven't even watched it yet before this and and a um and a photo shoot attached to it like in the same place okay because i know that um oh treadmill is that is that a peloton no look at it look at it bounces in this uh he's been in it twice so far right yeah that's what i said a performance fee isn't it i'm just saying you know he cheaped out couldn't even get two different actors understand the storyline we're the technicians testing the shoes look at lulu doing her thing legend yeah you're in it again and then look at this my favorite bit look at anyway how much 15 from the right 15 15 pounds oh um 15 uh i'ma go with the thing is the fact you're asking this changes my entire say number because i want them in my head just get it out i want to say mine but get it out i don't i don't want between spoilers you know when you say something in someone someone smiles the thing is because you've asked us it's changing my 40k in my head i was gonna thank you i'm not gonna lie i'm i'll go 21. 21 15 21 40. come on use your head uh are like 60 down yeah see i went higher because i i've shot music videos with jj and i know how crazy it can get yeah and i felt sick the first time we had the discussion about music videos and that's with my own company making it yeah um but but the reason i have you just made 60k but that sells a shoe doesn't it just to confirm that because that's a really good point no because most of the people on it are freelancers and it's like the set it's the building for the day there's very few costs that come back into the company unfortunately uh this one was 50 i think we rented a shop out in peckham but you gotta remember that it's smart because you know obviously no two ways you're trying to you're trying to be a brand started by a youtuber in a big world right so you have to make it legit and these adverts make it legit and like if you're gonna make if you like wearing content right obviously but like if you if you're going to go for it like do it properly and i know that i could shoot some of this stuff shot for shot for a quarter of the price but it's not about that it's about when you watch it the look and the feel how the how good the actors are that means how good the casting director was how good the light is this box is smoking that's a little addition that we should do the vfx here at the end sorry i'm banging on a little bit but it's just good to talk about because i don't think i get to talk about this enough and what i'm saying it's nice in these positions to be actually able to talk about the businesses that is that's why i remember when we were talking about that video that jj got the animation one and i was saying that i bet you that cost me no time yeah that cost more than you think it would cost yeah 100 yeah that's just happy hours in the video yeah yeah smashed it yeah yeah no no look you're doing really well man thank you but this is where i know i know we've got sides and xxx yeah but when you're saying about um like having money in the bank account i don't ever really take a risk with a business i know that's aside from side men related ones that's a big group yeah like pokey rand ace yep no two ways after party yeah no i know it's it's something that you should do yeah and that you know like even if it's just a small bet it doesn't like i've obviously put lots of money roughly a million dollars into no two ways like that's a lot of money and i haven't taken a bit out because we're ordering so far ahead yeah so like you don't have to spend a million dollars to make a business you can spend like 100k and just test it out which you should do at some point yeah but see me i've like really risked it all on pokemon and ace really and it it's hard to make like keep your head up because it's tough but i feel like the risk i've always took many many risks but because the risk is so big i have to really work hard to get it yeah so you make sure you make sure you hit it and that's what keeps you going but just make sure as well like you've got some people around you because i'm i can speak for myself that i'm not very good when it comes to the numbers like yeah and like oh it's an extra three grand for that but it will it will add this tiny bit of video yeah yeah go for it yeah yeah but actually the people around me rich and josh skip that bit yeah you got make sure you've got those people around you as well yeah it's really important thank you for the free plugs 28th right twenty what time is podcast coming out the 16th so in two weeks ish time the new jobs new drop yeah 28th there's only 2 000 of them which is still quite a lot but um based on previous it should go fast it should go is there a reason this one's only 2 000. yeah we uh we decided it a year ago and now i regret it because she put it in a sidemen video and and everyone's like like i have probably had the most response the most eyeballs on it like in 24 hours or 16 out of 18 hours it's had 4 million views that's nuts yeah promo yeah but i probably should have i should have made more but the decision was made um eight nine months ago so because we'll work that far ahead yeah like i have i think you showed me you didn't show me the shoe but you showed me like the shoe that was out of the time the next shoot and then you had like silhouettes and you were literally like yeah we're doing this amount of this this amount of this this yeah yeah yeah i remember that and the hardest thing to grasp for people like us who have got say a lot of attention on us to then translate into business is that getting the business part of it right in terms of the production because that's what i found at least anyway is that we can sell it really really well and get a lot of attention to it but if you can't make enough of it then you can't or if it's not good enough as well yeah we both pride ourselves in the product being like yeah [ __ ] sick because it has to be yours especially has to be yeah yeah literally mine can't fall apart and as long as it doesn't do that and doesn't hurt you then it's okay yeah well for and as well for stuff like shoes and stuff you can replace it you can't replace cards because there's one of them especially that one that's so true but um yeah even with pokemon like we were doing so well we couldn't get stuck we couldn't buy it from pokemon they would just said no so you can't we we placed orders like 2000 boxes and they gave us like 30. mm-hmm he did is but is is that because of the business or is that because of the supply like the supply that they have yeah there's only one distributor in the in the uk for pokemon cards not for eight and they decide who gets them they decide who gets it so they'll then obviously they'll prioritize brick and mortar which is good so like the real shops they you should you should prioritize them because that's where people go to play the game and stuff yeah but also then like for example then smith will come around on game and they'll be like i want all of it and they'll get look at it but we won't get it which is fine i understand why it happens but in america there's about 500 600 pokemon distributors in uk and you can't you can go america then they're now today but that you know that's for reasons because i couldn't get stuck and what's your long-term goal with it are you looking to sell it at some point maybe or i don't know no no ace it's got the highest potential for like a big sale because of the you know competitors but um we've got massive goals with it so as long as it if it ruined the brand and no you know so that's the right offer but no we've still got a long way to go but it's looking good looking really good that's the thing that i can't get my head around like do you take if someone was to come along now and offer me money for no two ways like would i take it i don't know it would have to be like disproportionate disproportionate amount i think because i just enjoy it so much and it's so nice like seeing you guys wear them thank you for wearing like honestly when i see it every time i see it i feel the same way even though it's like been happening for a year and a half now i'm like yeah wow i know these guys are like same as me perfectionist high standards and they chose to wear my shoes today whether you're supporting me or not if they like cow i've never been able to get a pair of nosey waste to properly fit him for whatever reason um i think well i thought he's got he's got weird limits i don't know i don't know and and like uh so i like i know that he's obviously that's why i don't see him wearing them around because i'd love to and i said to him the other day i'll just make you like a half size or something just to make sure it fits so we'll try and play around with the insole yeah um because because we don't make half sizes a lot of these troubles arise yeah but yeah i don't know if i want to sell it or not i'll just continue with it yeah i guess this decision would be it's hard doesn't it except then obviously someone comes with a massive chunk of money and you think oh well that would you know life changing or could be this that either but your hope for the business is higher than money you know yes exactly having taken away this the market share yeah from like nike and adidas that would be mad yeah but yeah anyway well i i um i was saying the other day we went on a i i've been having trouble walking recently yeah and i realized i thought maybe maybe [ __ ] is it the black with the red on the side yeah yeah yeah yeah we're everywhere and i didn't realize how bad it was until i wore another pair of shoes so i wore yours walking out on a salmon shoot and i had no problems with my back is perfect and then i also bought some other shoes like some nike walking boots not boots walking shoes and they were amazing as well so you're saying not the same pair of shoes for four years but the same model for four years no the same pair of shoes yeah even though that's really bad i know i know but they they yeah i just didn't realize i'm gonna flood your house yeah please with like four pairs of each yeah that are coming out because um yeah it's really bad and then i got the the new shoes now i felt like i was walking on the cloud but they're no two ways no two ways yeah i was telling him on that video yeah uh i was like i couldn't believe how it's actually the aim is to try and make them the comfiest shoes that you own yeah honest thoughts on comfort for no two ways honest thoughts don't care if it's well they've been there's different ones that yeah different models yeah and different because we use different factories for different sizing as well okay i don't know i think my one criticism is that this i have to move the soul every time i put the shoe on that makes sense i'm not sure if that's gonna be insole like when i tie them up i could feel it that was do you tie your shoes quite tight or was it on these ones the knit ones no maybe because there's a lot more padding on the other one anyway yeah he's my favorite style by the way these ones this is the style i wear on the mine i just asked the primeknit type thing yeah yeah yeah because you're wearing them you wear the white ones a lot don't you [ __ ] yeah i can't i can't find them actually i think laura's put them under the bed but i wear these now the issue is i find that they're quite big shoes so i don't wear big shoes when i wear shorts and i wear shorts a lot we've got um a model 3 in design at the moment so like hopefully at some point this year it will be like a flat air force one geez you're speaking his language yeah like and i know if we get it right the white one will be like this the stable no two-way shoe hopefully hopefully yeah hopefully you're too good man it's too good speaking of people being too good right jj at the brits oh i want to get onto this yeah we're gone you go first i've got some criticism oh i'm gonna sound like a bad friend but you know well recently there was the brit so brits awards yeah brit awards brutal shot into the brits yep uh jj was nominated two songs for song of the year which is unreal isn't it unbelievable yeah but i'm going to throw out there there's way too many songs in that that category oh really yeah i don't look at the categories jj because most of them had four well well way too many songs but there's like there's like one name that you just look at adele adele yeah and ed sheeran sharon no but you know album like there's no way she was going to lose that um yeah so he got yeah that's that's all the nominees to say holiday well that's a lot of songs of the year yeah it is yeah but it's the years is it normally this many does anyone know no idea it's the only one that has that many nominees obviously they increased it to put ksi in there twice but then uh he also performed with anne-marie did don't play she fell over then he did holiday yeah you smashed it she smashed it as well you know yeah yeah yeah yeah like getting back up after yeah her ankle like that that was a bad now the like the most talked about performance yeah yeah yeah i've seen people before fall over on stage and not hurt themselves does that make sense like of slipped she looked like she literally hurt herself the angle the angle was her right yeah when she screamed screenshotted the angle of her foot it's mental and she was at the after party yet with us oh mad so nice uh no just like walking around looking stunning like it was she was great she really started out well and she did really good and jj smashed performance yeah wow what what what what so that's a weird player right why is that from tripping why is that like a why is it like no it's a normal player but they've put white lines around it because you can see top right oh yeah it's smart i'm gonna start doing that with my videos it's pretty smart wow everyone will be like alex is the new youtube beta on the podcast joel can you make sure that's that's clear so it's not like that we're freaking out about just a video oh she looks so there's a moment where you can see she's didn't the step give way though can we go back her left her left ankle goes over but it just looks like it's the next step no yeah i know you're right but yeah she still she still did really well it must have hurt though and that's why she's like in her head yeah yeah i'm gonna be honest though go so i went uh very average if jj wasn't there i think i would have said it was pretty [ __ ] yeah well like award shows need to be revolutionized somehow i don't know how but they do yeah because this this one had like two and a half million viewers all right maybe you need to stick some youtubers as the hosts i'm not gonna lie like what they did who was kind of i didn't watch them well they had my jammer and uh moe as the main host but like ksi should be the host yeah but he wouldn't want to do that he might do it's a big gig he might but at the same time i feel like he wants to be there as an artist oh that's true yeah yeah sorry yeah i forgot about that but uh forget that he's actually a worldwide star now you know rose yeah yeah interviewers was that was the the exchange with steve oh that was so good so good yeah so they had like they had you know younger hosts in terms of people like our generation would know kind of yeah but it just didn't feel i think it was still too scripted for older people if you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah yeah that's what i mean they need like something needs to be done like i don't know whether it's i don't know what it is actually i think it's the the actual live event itself because they do the same thing every year where you have the stage where people get awards behind that you have an area of people standing which all just uh the brit students who are basically told be hype then you have the stage where people do performances so the people say ed sheeran's performing you have everyone in front of him who went to brit who's there going like yeah oh my god then you have the tables of the artists it's kind of awkward to dance at the table so you don't then you have the family and friends all sat and then you have everyone else sat predominantly an older crowd very dead if you had it more of a concert where people are actually up and about it might feel better on tv to watch it that's true because i don't think watching ed sheeran perform that looks very good do you think that when the actual awards are happening and the people who are nominated are there then do you think that'll take away from those that make sense you used so many yeah yeah when when it actually gets to the actual award part do you think having loads of fans to say and more of a concert vibe would ruin it for them maybe because again i guess the main thing is is an award show and then the tv second but then maybe the tv first because i don't really know i've never watched it i've never watched anything i don't know what they can i don't i don't really like watching them they don't really do much for me um but they do need to be revolutionized somehow lorraine kelly so this is what i wanted this is what i wanted to talk about i could not believe my eyes and i could also not believe the reaction of the chat when i started what is in you you don't you didn't rate it i did not want to say anything obviously on the day but yeah you're all saying it you know an hour before the show i honestly write it up and can i say before we get into this i'm just saying this as a friend to ksi i'm not trying to actually like you know throw shade on him but as a friend would do if someone looks you know sauce i would call it what are you wearing and you know what i messed up because i put the tweet in and from that one angle it looked all right didn't they but the second p this picture there not that one get one where he's holding the prime up yeah and the exact clip well man's wearing a seat belt what is that gonna i'm gonna throw it out there okay that one there he needs a shirt underneath that i think i'm not and i'm not saying i'm not gonna i'll rip into you both in a minute carry on i'm gonna say he i think he should have a shirt under there and i'm not saying oh cause it's jj you should have a shirt i feel like a different outfit would work with that shirt that one can you go back up to nick that one looks a bit weird the gloves yeah i'm sorry i i it's the gloves in the shoes that's what it is no no no no no no not from i can forgive the gloves and i can forgive the shoes what i can't forgive is the seat belt just take a seat off and he looks lit like have your chest out you've got a good chest mate show it off uh john but nobody coming like that you made me feel slow but what i'm trying to say it's like it's the gloves and the shoes for me they're the ones that really because i don't know it's just the seat belt what is that what is it that what is it he's a [ __ ] he's a legend for wearing it because you put fashion star in the in this yeah and then ethan backed it i said i sexed him we spoke privately and because we thought you know your looks you got quite an open mind yeah yeah i said to him if frieza and ethan let this slide i'll be shocked and an eastern port fashion icon as well yeah i was fuming i was like ethan would slew anyone else anyone but that is why no but you've got you've got to realize like where he's wearing it he's not wearing it to like vegas night out i get that he's wearing it the brits are just like out there jj has worn out their outfits yeah yeah and i think he's looked good this one i do not i'm gonna say that it's it it is a little bit sus but uh i rate it because it's bold to wear it it where he's worn it and like this there is like a uh i can't remember the word is but it happens a lot at these award shows the people yeah where they should and like lorraine's talking about him so it's just free promotion i get that i do get fully understand so because so i just add it all up and i'm like you're smart this is gonna get me the gloves what the [ __ ] are they i'd have had them okay blue but are you then saying that the dress sense wasn't good i'm saying i liked this okay i'd have changed the color of the gloves but it is very like oh i love thanos yeah chaos loves marvel i do agree it's ksi so you think it's like his first event yeah his first event out here doing this i think it's amazing what he's done he should have done this if you said should you wear this or like a regular suit i go for this every day but yeah we still have to be honest that it is hella weird and i don't want to explain pretend it's not because also he's read it now it's all over his reddit we're chatting about here so he's doing the right thing he's got he's got people yeah i agree a hundred percent with but he's [ __ ] wearing a really nice suit and he looks sick or that for the brits i'd say that yeah yeah because it is smart and red carpet didn't like that the whole night red carpet you know you didn't go out like that did he no exactly so yeah he's doing it for the cameras which is smart but i'm still saying don't worry it's just the gloves it's just the gloves i just really like that we were pretending it was flat it looked good it didn't i mean i don't you know jj looks better than i do even even wearing that but if i turn up in that i'd rate it i would be no i'd be fighting for my life in a group chat and i couldn't believe that he wasn't it's a fashion icon you know how much our group slews anyone who wears anything differently i turned up to that one uh we went i can't remember what we went to a concert and freezie did a video where me and him picked each other's outfit i turned up in like dungarees and freezie chose them was like oh you actually look kind of like they look you did look good yeah i got salud by who everyone no maybe not you maybe not you see this open-minded color because yeah mate you look great like everyone needs to experiment a little bit more because all we ever do is we wear i've been to the gym today so it's track suits and a thing like but it's normally just a thing cargos and a hoodie or shorts but at the same time we don't because um you're all wifed up so that's just me that is a problem i am i've been i've stopped buying some stuff for vegas but it's annoying because you know i have before i have my place isn't that my plays it don't fit me now i've got that blazer that one razor yeah yeah the security guard one how off is it from fitting you very you might have to pull it over i put it on last night on my stream because i was playing football manager i was in the playoffs so i put it on took it off really oh my gosh they weren't put on for the playoffs i don't want to see that fits me i'll try and get a blazer it didn't work but as i said we're going to the next the next subject i went on a great walk yesterday yeah why did you go on the walk because i want to lose weight i've been trying my hardest but struggling i even got a gym membership that's really expensive to make sure i go and that still doesn't go which shows you how little a third space one or more a1 yeah yeah yeah and that shows how little respect myself and money no the yeah bro i feel the same like oh i'll pay for this and it will make me go but no it's actually yeah it's deeper than that you've got to form habits over a long period of time yeah so i'm trying to my problem is i actually really enjoy being at the gym i've got some sort of anxiety of leaving the house and i think it's because of covid i really do because i i just don't i can't leave the house anymore it's really weird it's really strange is that is it because of kovid or have you had it yet no i haven't had coconut when i say code i mean just the fact that we were locked in for so long and you've like like a social anxiety off the back of it yeah yeah i think that's so common when i was um before when i was you know i still was i've always been big but i've not been you know i've put a lot on since covered i would still go through a podcast uh which was at his old place and i used to get the tube and what and so i'd walk to get the tube then i'd walk in between the stations i'd be active going everywhere if you're traveling and having it you know airports are massive aren't they you i did a lot of steps a lot of activity without actually going to the gym so when all that stopped i didn't change my eating habits i probably ate a little bit more delivery style food um because i wasn't trapped because i combined that comb i'm not traveling with eating a bit more it's just awful but i didn't realize how much how active i was by doing just life and since then now i got cabs everywhere because i've covered because i was like i'm not going on the tube now yeah so since then i've kept these habits um same eating habits you know and since clover don't go out as much anymore steps are really important yeah and like i don't i don't think i even valued them as well but i put on some weight like i was like a 72 to 76 kilogram kind of guy yeah and that and then my the the biggest i got you know everyone's individual right so and it was like 86 and i was like holy [ __ ] like i've gone up 10 kilos and you could kind of see it yeah and my body fat percentage is still quite high now even though i am going to the gym every day not every day almost every other day of the week and uh i didn't realize how important well delivery first processed foods just need to go sugar and then uh steps just and and water and people don't realize you do but you just don't do it and you can't form those habits but it's also you'll be at home and in that split decision moment where you need to make a decision what you're going to have to eat you go shall i cook nando's yeah well you leave it too long like to to to cook sorry to eat to eat when you're hungry you have to cook before you're hungry yeah does that make sense yeah there's a cook at four to know that you're hungry at five say i don't know we don't i don't do that i don't think we do that because we'll be streaming filming i think i'm hungry right now i'm gonna eat gonna eat now cause then i've got a film stream so you know and actually really i'm a very lazy personality which is why you know cover was bad for me because i loved it you know the first lockdown i was like oh my god i don't have to go out anymore and we all played warzone and you just had like time streaming yeah delivery banging and then it just went on a little bit too long yeah because the first thing i was running i was going for running we did that running club i was doing that i was loving it i was like oh and i stopped because i shouldn't split a little bit but then after that i never got back onto it um but i realized i enjoy going to the gym i enjoy i enjoy being at the gym i just can't get out the house for example say i'll get to like two o'clock three o'clock right this is how stupid i am i think oh what if his kids come out of school on the tube yeah yeah why is it matter well it does a little bit but he shouldn't block it shouldn't stop me from going well like i don't go outside really between like two and four or two like three and three and four thirty but then i should then go to the gym at seven but i don't yeah because that reason yes what i'm saying so i missed my time now because my schedule says go at this time oh i don't go anymore i've ruined it for the day look i know everyone can say like multiple things and you know it all like either the water the steps but the thing that's like there's a clear difference i got up today 7 20 and went to the gym for um nine just around the corner from where we are yeah and so there's a bit of a travel i used to travel like getting up that early traveling and letting my mind wake up instead of getting up and going to the gym 15 minutes later and then going to the gym doing it and then sitting down somewhere and having breakfast afterwards it sets your day up so well yeah and there's like i know it's obvious but the tangible difference between that and like waking up at 10 30 is just like nuts and when you do too many of like that other day it's just you just get depressed you're horrible you feel [ __ ] you attack yourself why am i not doing it i pay for my gym membership yep i have been for it all man well yesterday so i'm for the walk and um as i told you i've got new shoes i got um this is a stupid silly fact now but i've been wearing compression shorts now because my thighs i've got massive thoughts they rub and they will chafe it's not really a nice thing to tell podcast but anyway it happens but but i think that's why my back was hurting i think i'd walk a certain way to stop that happening yeah so then yes i got compression shots on and i was like i'm gonna go bang or walk out it was pouring down the rain but it was sick i walked as far as well i've walked a long walk yeah and then that set my day off really good i got back felt really good um went on stream filmed some videos and i was like i just feel sick now and then obviously make that decision so you drink better water you make better food decisions when you feel good at the start right yeah if you feel sluggish you're going to order [ __ ] food exactly type things down you feel lazy like i smoked a little bit not weed but like cigarettes during the pandemic i was like what the [ __ ] am i doing john do you remember the story that happened did you come to the uh festival in where was it john i went to reading and i was like definitely ill remember oh like i couldn't hold a conversation without coffin okay so we went we went there and i think he told everyone that he stopped on the savage street he told everyone they stopped smoking we got off from the buses that takes you from the backstage he had he had talked yeah and he had to be caught and then literally we got off the uh the bus and a pack of cigarettes fell out i mean like toby and jj saw it they were like john you told us you quit but it was so funny first literally it was like slow-mo it dropped down we all saw it hit the the you know the step on the miniverse drop and everyone just looked at it that is a good meme though that's a good meme good meme good night i've got an app now that checks my calories not my fitness plugs it's [ __ ] [ __ ] but anyway um um you know what the like sorry i don't know i said i didn't need to say yeah i just brushed our sponsor today my fitness part um what what what when like those scales that yeah yeah yeah those and then doing like fitness feb yeah my graph was nuts i know that we were in the gym like six hours a day that was unhealthy but i went from that month 82 back then to the 74 that i was on then for the year or two afterwards until the pandemic yeah and that graph that month just seeing your body fat percentage come down your weight come down you just look at it and you go all right i have killed myself this month like but it wouldn't it was like this say for that month but it could be that yeah a year or two years you know or that over the same month but just not working sorry sorry yeah yeah yeah um and it's that for me that drives me on like seeing that yeah okay it's very hot but it's very hard when you're building muscle to go you just can't see it yeah i think it really does come into the like you have to respect yourself a lot don't you to be able to put the work in because i i i've lost weight in the past and really really well enough for my wedding i look really good and i look now so i look now at times when i was say a certain weight i was unhappy and now i'd be really happy with that and i'd be able to do little things and so now i feel like i'm so far behind but i really really work hard but it's still the little things but anyway i'm on my app right i was trying to change my calories because it was like two and a half thousand calories a day i was like that's too much i need to drop it down a little bit so i was trying to look for it but it wouldn't let me put it in manually it would the only way i could change if i changed my activity level so i put on somewhat active on the thingy and it said somewhat active is seven half thousand steps a day as somewhat active quite a lot of steps really yeah but i think it's it's also it's taken into people's like their journey to work yeah exactly which is like two three thousand or journey there and back yeah for me it's two steps in it yeah it's my office yeah um it's so bad it's when i go to the gym i do like five thousand steps to get to the gym whereas i'd also go for a walk through five thousand steps so how about just go to the gym and you do it in two versus one stone testing then i slid it down to not active at all so that says someone's got not not an active lifestyle and that's still five thousand steps that's not yeah i was like what there's a lot of steps that we have to do yes do we not [Laughter] what's it called amazing metabolism you ain't the same as me no no no no i'm like 27 body fat at the moment oh yeah i know oh oh i hit 13 percent at one point now i was like high or low is that high or low it was high that's high for you that was the highest i haven't done it in like i just wish the wish instead of just this i'm all fat no muscle same same i've got a scale that tells you that that's good and it logs it to your apple health yeah and they're not like you don't take your body fat percentage because it's like water yeah how much stuff you got inside but it's the it's when it moves down yes yeah that i was like oh yeah it's a good feeling it's going to be accurate but it's accurate when it with itself yes see i just want to do something like fitness web that's not that intense something that won't ruin my whole month but the thing is we need th this is the problem with us is that we need such extremities to force us to do stuff that it needs to be yes we're all going nobu and the bill's gonna be what was it 12 grand yeah no i get that fully but if there's a way the reason is it starts making people do stuff that's unhealthy and it becomes who can actually just throw away more stuff yes wins yes you know like jj for that month once he realized i'm gonna lose started making youtube videos yeah probably uh more than the bill yeah he didn't care yeah um whereas i was in the gym for six hours yeah yeah daily yeah yeah and like one we were doing a one by the way no it's nice i won just in case you forgot you won the winner well done um we've got trophy over there ethan ethan was the other loser right yeah we were on a cruise ship for the last few days and we thought we were getting baited by his score don't worry oh you thought he you thought he hadn't added it before he was working out yeah yeah so he um well he actually started running around the cruise ship at like 9 00 pm on the final night to try and catch up we're just like like look what you're actually doing this is not fun this is this is a full-on and it's not even healthy at this point no no it's not so i'm saying more of a thing that's for example this is very just off top of the head say you said i don't know what the levels were like green on the band was there was like four levels one to four points like red yellow or red orange yellow green oh yeah yeah yeah there was a blue yeah so say you have to be in green for an hour or an hour and a half every single day and if you miss a day like every day you miss yeah that's good because then you know that's a healthy amount yeah if anyone misses a day they're then hoping someone else misses the day and if they don't they've lost yeah maybe yeah but what if none of you miss a day then you go out for a meal and you share you split it yeah maybe it should be about yeah rather than someone competing against someone else to get to the top it should be everyone's gotta pay the bill if you don't do something to your own standard necessarily so i'm saying like say say the ten troops yeah all said okay every day you have to be in the green for an hour and a half okay and then lux doesn't do he misses one day he's the only person that misses one day we go for a meal he has to pay for it if you and toby miss a day you and toby yeah that's good and if if you know 10 of us miss a day all the time we just will split yeah and or if everyone does every day yeah because there's no way but then you could but it's it's who did who missed the most days right yeah yeah so like yeah if we all so hopefully like 10 people wouldn't miss one day and it's like all right no but it'll still be good yeah yeah and that's that is there's something like that yeah that's that's a decent idea i like that and something like everything i don't want to put that [ __ ] band back on that's why i'm that's just a quick idea yeah i know that band is that band isn't it that band i bro i worked so hard that month and i know my heart rate is slightly higher than others my resting heart rate at the end of that month was like 38. i remember it was towards the start of the month oh my god i went to the gym with you and frozen and me and frieza are on the bike and we're on like eight resistance or something going as hard as we could to get into the yellow and red you were on a phone call you were in the yellow yeah that did happen yeah but what people have to realize is that like i can't run as long as you can under so i am i'm internally working harder well yeah no the same like my body internally is right okay yeah but you doing at a lower level is still the same as like jade you're doing at a higher level it's the same difficulty yeah unfortunately yeah yeah no i fully understand it yeah but yeah there's got to be something like that that would mean we all do we should we should do something i think maybe after vegas like we go we'll go ham at vegas and may but then as soon as like we've half of us have left that fitness web group you can't we can't say those words it's got to be like archangel april [Laughter] no meaning what no no abs april it can't be anything to do with april abs no no it's you're triggering people oh wait you can't go nothing's going to do it yes yeah or word month nothing to do with fitness because the betting month was really fun that was fun yeah i just like the whole thing of this is a month of doing something doing something everyone's really active for a month yeah do you know why i didn't get involved why because i knew i'd slap a hundred pounds on aubameyang to score a hat-trick yeah for arsenal ultimately that's what chip didn't he chip was like not active at all and then he just won a couple of rashford to score first and man united to win four one only 178 pounds awesome and then just left there and then no he's slow he said he had to do 10 bets he only probably did about 15 bets in the whole month yeah we ended up on 122. i was betting two pound on patreon women at 4am chip oh my god of course we're both very excited pachuca women three corners that's what i expected i expected it to be way more oh okay arsenal playing today let's all bet on that yeah the second it hit midnight all right it was the women the minute the minute everyone had a bet on it everyone went ah has anyone put a bet on it yeah it was like west indies police force no way but that's when you probably could have paid them to get the results fixed yeah that's why it's really bad that you're on you know a betting site you know live live and play and there's some weird games it shows you how that from people are in a sad way well yeah and i bet there's so much match fixing going on i bet there is yeah like a jack a yellow card yeah yeah but actually nothing else has come of that luckily hopefully everyone's forgotten yeah there was something wasn't it didn't they get reported yeah yeah they were looking for looking into it yeah um yeah hopefully we do something like that yeah yeah that punishment as well was we said that the loser had to do a video oh and give the money to the winner we never cashed it in and chip never chip can't be bothered to get harry to do the video because he has to plan the video for him how he lost harry lost but harry didn't tell anyone that he went bankrupt so he waited hoping that other people would he was like oh i've just won 20 quid and everyone was like oh i swear you had four pounds left how have you got to 20 quid he was lying really yeah and then i think reeve went bankrupt but harry went bankrupt first so i see yeah you never made the video no we said it had to be a second channel because i probably just forgot about it yeah at this point but it was like it's supposed to be like an apology wasn't it yeah where could be whatever you wanted they had he had to say that he's sorry for wasting our time stuff like that but yeah that had been so good and it would have banged it would have been a banger video yeah um well the final topic i just wanted to talk about quick was super bowl was on oh yes i was asleep same because i was like at 7 00 am yeah i'm not a lot i don't care about the actual game i do love sport though in like massive sporting events i i do oh no it's close that's sick on google don't go back american football is [ __ ] [ __ ] [Laughter] okay yes but hold on it looks from from what i'm seeing there in the quarters it looks like quite a good game yeah the rams coming back from they will scroll the quartz yeah 16 2016 down seven three seven six ten that looks like a good game right i don't understand it oh they won it in the fourth quarter yeah wow no i'll be honest i used to hate f1 until i watched drive to survive now i love it i can't get enough of it until i went to a live event like i went silverstone yeah and then you liked it yeah i'd never hated it i hated it when i was a kid yeah i was like it's boring it's just the same thing every time but what i will say is the um the yeah american football i'm saying i don't know anything about it so i'll take it back it's not bad obviously clearly it's one of the biggest things in the world um but yeah now get on to the halftime show apparently it was incredible no so i haven't watched anything to do with the game i only just found out that the rams won congrats um the halftime show was sick let me put it on apparently it was really really really good wait is just start it then uh next up was mary j blige came up 50 cent 50 cent oh yeah they do this really cool thing where they so they're on like this and they point and the camera pans down and 50 cents uh like upside down the video in the club where he's upside down he's upside down like that although what i will say about this set is really cool how pissed must the other side be oh yeah they can't see but they got screens they got screens true but they've paid 50k a ticket to sit in the nosebleeds yeah yeah yeah so yeah 50 cent then mary j blige then kendrick then yeah and then it went back to these two again yeah did he still dre but it's so sick because i i was really mad that 50 cent didn't get um involved he wasn't announced but they brought him out and i'm really happy about it so you'll see here now it'll go down how sick is that oh that's mad can i say i don't know i want to get some stuff my chest everyone's been really mad at 50 of how fat he looks okay they were making fun of him kind of like he literally lifted himself up there yeah he left him himself down yeah yeah he how would you get up there he wouldn't be able to but he doesn't he doesn't look that fast no he just looks he just looks aged because he's been about 20 years it was really sad watching this though as much as i i thought this is incredible and i loved it it was really sad seeing everyone be really old yeah yeah oh yeah no that is true yeah our idols are becoming old and the people that idolise us are going to realize that we're [ __ ] old so yeah yeah yeah yeah and then yeah eminem does um lose yourself but then what so in 10 years it's going to be like justin bieber and the weekend and looking old julie and yeah just up on the stage he's on the block and we'll be like dracky man remember the number of these days it's so funny just seeing snoop walk on top of them yeah yeah yeah yeah i know i'm a massive eminem fanboy yeah yeah but it was really cool seeing when he finishes his bit and then dre starts walking over um you see eminem just stand in a doorway because he doesn't want to be like in shot because it's like dre's moment i was like this is so cool i also thought that was cool yeah at the end all the artists were doing like a you know when shows end on a no like boom you give like a mean face don't you like everyone's giving a mean face apart from 50 cent at the back who's just grinning really yeah they still have to be there yeah but i was so nice it's a legend so yeah they they end up doing they did still dry at the end right yeah he played on the piano yeah obviously we are spoiling it for you here yeah you know when you get home yeah i've spoiled it no no it's fine i i did see a little i did see his teeth there on the right yeah he's smiling go to 50 instagram he's always been great on instagram um because everyone obviously everyone's making fun of him for being fat so if you go to instagram pull it up you'll see it is he said something yeah well because the the image of the super bowl halftime performance is like it's a pepsi thing and it's everyone except 50 cent yeah he wasn't named he came out as a surprise guest and i was sitting on my stream i hope he does because he deserves to be on there with these like these guys why is this not loading you don't have to go it's not a pose go three across that one there yeah yeah you can just just don't just press x there just look at the yeah he just put that but is there a caption or oh sorry yeah then look catch four episode two he always adds that doesn't it he always adds his promotions at the end but it's so funny because one time someone died you know like like someone gray and he literally put rest in peace nipsey hustle hashtag power no but he just does anything he just does that i think it's just copy and paste i love that song but the d12 one oh yeah that's what that one is where he goes the duck told me to do uh sit-ups to get buff i did two and a half and couldn't get up yeah i love that twelve is so good but if you actually listen to the old music it's awful it's really bad i don't know them that much like it's about like i listened to eminem 50 cent but all it was like more i did more mainstream kind of what you'd hear on the radio the details are just when i say really bad it's good music but it's just obviously like bizarre as well that guy there the big guy he doesn't really rap very well but he just says the most [ __ ] up [ __ ] to make up for it it's awful because the d12 is a dirty doesn't in it so it's the six of them yeah they've all got all three goes so d12 like eminem slim shady they've all got they've all got one so that a lot of like the lyrics have like didn't even know that yeah didn't even know that i went to a d12 concert once i was really young 14. this is when i didn't really understand music or i didn't really understand like adult stuff you know i was like i'm 14 why can't why can't i not go to a d12 concert it makes no sense to me and when i got there i realized was it like yeah my dad took me uh he stayed at the back me and my mates were in in the in the mosh pit kind of thing and everyone was just smoking weed like crazy and i was like oh my god what's going on you must have been high as [ __ ] when you came out probably 14 year old i was sick man um after the show it was at some like some smaller venue eminem wasn't there obviously it was just d12 um but i went and shook canniver that's his name his hand right and i always remember he didn't let go so it was like a 14. yeah yeah no no no nothing like that don't put that into him but no it was it was outside outside backstage he was just signing stuff for people so i went in for a handshake and then he must have got someone else's attention to take a photo bridge didn't let go so he's just like taking a photo yeah yeah and i was like simon does that do you do that all right um well i just ended the podcast pretty much i mean that was what else do you do what i'm really lost right now please all right uh yeah the super bowl was good was it i think you just woke up and i was like i've gotta watch the halftime performance so i can talk about it on the podcast i also want to say sorry for saying um that the sport is bad you're not though i shouldn't get cancelled by americans oh yeah they get so passionate don't they yeah you've never you've ever been to a super bowl yeah in the uk oh wow an american football game in the uk yeah no not a super bowl oh no no i don't know probably like tottenham or wembley yes yeah um no yeah super bowl because freezie and jj went to one did they they met local that's when they got logan photo in the rice yeah logan ricegum i've got to go to what i might i might go next year i want to go to one let's go next this should have been the one we should have gone to though true because this was l.a was it yeah oh [ __ ] all right it makes sense why dray's there wait it wasn't la right oh yeah oh god it's in l.a right oh what we'll say is guess who owns the team that won cronkite yeah cronkite yeah korean key that's crazy in it like because he gave a speech yeah i saw it i listened to it and i was like you know what it makes sense because like he just doesn't care about he doesn't need to care about arsenal as much does he because he's just won the super he's just won the super bowl for the second time yeah california the rock also did a speech before the game was it any good it was decent it was very cheesy but like american dream it was like it was like it's time for the super bowl the rams are here wow i saw someone on twitter put um you know the apparently he's got a long way to go um because the rocks just done an intro for the super bowl but someone replied on the comments and said something like yeah but if uh i do not want to see drake perform way too sexy at half time well burnley are beating us two nil you just don't work does it without culture that's so good yeah but they ratio we yeah but we don't own that that's european world cup euros don't own anything well you can't do it for every premier league game the fa cup final yes but again if burnley are beating arsenal or two nil at halftime i want to see shakira shake that ass yeah instead it'll just be some dead old opera singer doing the national anthem weren't it would be susan boyle in the national so small compared to the super bowl yeah well they should pick like four random premier league games a year they're already set in stone so if liverpool are in the bottom [ __ ] or arsenal in the bottom eight i was just trying to keep it realistic then uh you know and we're playing yeah bottom of the site bottom of the table doncaster have come up yeah arsenal that's the one that is the one we've got adele drake adele ed sheeran it's half times half time is 45 minutes not 15. yeah that's the other thing it's survival he worked like that that's my criticism with the sports i was trying to watch it i really was just there's just blokes everywhere just talking i'm like bro play the sport man like football the sport is on the spot their fitness levels just must be like non-exist they just don't need to run for yeah it's awful for them they're so bad yeah they get concussions so bad all right and the only play it's like three three months of the year and it's one of the shortest seasons ever in in so it's like two two three months on and the rest of it's off which i also that's why i don't want to get into it i hate that you know what i do for the rest of the month yeah golf i love golf by the way so yes so yeah you see that hole in one yesterday or the day before i can't i don't i don't really know my golf but pull it up he did it yeah hole in one pga do your thing you know how i told you the story on the podcast where i went to try out i went to training a football club with one team and then the week after i was at a different team and i always thought my dad told me one sec when this goes in it's like british limbs yeah like watch just like drinks flying everywhere you'll see it in a minute well go golf's becoming more like that yeah and you see the tennis with the series tennis yeah tennis and they hate people hate it don't they all the luxurious like tennis don't know what's going on that's look at the drinks oh my god yeah but but it was it was even madder like when they did it those people are just copying them and they're laying them late when they first went in yeah yeah i love how sports get mad that's loads and i know that another hopefully they show the replay but i oh the replay of the drinks yeah it should be after this i think that's where new athletes can come through yeah and be huge by accepting it because i don't know if you've seen all like the tennis players they're so pissed it's just annoying now they keep doing this noise and it's yeah that's right here you go here you go this is it let's go that is literally literally that is box park that is euro finals yeah yeah yeah amazing but i mean that's why that's why tagalog was so pinnacle wasn't it in goals yeah because he just came through young obviously you know black at that time you know golf especially and he won everything he was so much better than everyone and he changed to change the sport and probably you know probably sports change sport you know inspired loads of uh yeah you need like a new golfer who's personally sick and secondly really good on social media yeah i think that there's certain sports that just don't lend to it though like even tiger woods was pretty reserved wasn't he he wasn't like conor mcgregor until he uh yeah until until he wasn't reserved not condoning it [Laughter] but you need like a conor mcgregor in every sport who the [ __ ] is that guy i don't know too much about golf at the minute i'm not going to keep up with it but there's a player who's like i think he's polarizing the sport a little bit he got an offer from like china or somewhere over there um to go and play in their league which means you have to leave the pga oh the offer was massive like multi multi hundreds of millions to go and play in that league and just to play in it not to win did you do it i don't know yeah i think it's still ongoing oh i might be talking about my arse i saw a headline somewhere you know how you do um i feel like i consumed so much surface level news and facts that isn't it that i know so much but i know so little at the same time that's it yeah uh 135 million dollars yeah it's not a little match for you though simon is there it's half my bank you know people will actually believe that that's my um that's my private account that's like my personal account yeah he's got multiple yeah well i feel poor in my personal jericho i have more money on my personal than you yeah 100 really yeah well compared come on we'll compare after this you definitely do i'm like not anyway okay they were trying to work out how big my knob was from an x-ray oh my yeah in the chat i guess text a separate day from randy being like yo can you send a nude please can you send a picture of your [ __ ] in the chat because we're debating how big your [ __ ] is because there's two outlines which one is it yeah you put you put your x-ray on and then there's like one towards the you know where the penis would be it's like a little outline it's so funny [Laughter] oh no that oh no google how big is caleb's penis oh i'm very intrigued as to what turns up okay oh there it is they know what they say big head big knob ksi josh must have a chopper no it's forehead size so ksi oh right yeah yeah damn yeah i'm quite big forward and i can say that's not that's not i said though i said in the chat i said if any of us had like a massive chopper i mean like forearm chopper then it would be in the chat already so like so it means no one has a no one has a chopper so ten of us are just i reckon it's all five to seven inch kings anyway moving on right all right before we end the podcast right so i i saw my podcast before that my dad took me to training at one football team and then the next week i was in a different club and he told me it was 18 and b team and then a team just disbanded so we're now the a team i grew up and i realized on this podcast that you just lied to me to make me not feel bad what because you didn't get accepted for the trials and the first good enough so he told you there was an a and a b team yeah and i only found i found out about it on the podcast and i text him after and he was he put a smile on faith that is [ __ ] hilarious my next story now i'm talking about golf is i went golfing with him nine nine uh nine hole three par and i got a hole in one of my first ever shot ever he didn't and now i'm starting to he just you lost the ball he lost the ball and he went oh it's in the hole your dad sounded like he was a [ __ ] legend good dad yeah yeah i grew up you know happy yeah he said he's been going to school bragging about it yeah so he should it happened it happened if a tree falls in a forest did the ball go in yeah if it were shits in the woods did he i also have this i don't know these ones i have this thing on my nose look at the scar yeah that's what it is it's just a chickenpox scar massive i almost died from chickenpox as a kid it looks like it yeah it's really bad thanks it's really bad um but then he told me to go to school and tell people that i got shot in the war and keep in mind it's primary school oh not nice so i was i was someone was like what's that and i was like i got shot in the wall and they were like no you didn't i've never actually noticed that before yeah yeah some people can't not really bring it up but it's quite cool though yeah it's kind of scary people believe it no of course not they were like i don't know their primaries you're lying and i was like you were just that weird compulsive lying kid yeah i believed it as well i was like i was on the pga tour last week i was at war the week before the 18th wait why am i playing for the school team i'm on the a team for that all right well um [Music] i've only been going before we always do long podcasts with you yeah it's good i i you know i like i could chat for hours with you same great well i want to end it [Laughter] not these ones don't plant don't pan down uh two hours 27. all right all right just another 20 minutes we've got a waffle for another 20 minutes to be i can't stand that uh yeah 28 the new no two ways as cow said thank you very little of them there are you see very little this there are 2 000 there's 2 000 of them they will go and they will go can we place bets again go for it i am kind of shook these days because at the same time like like it's i'm just scared that it's like people just can't keep buying new shoes yeah yeah that's my worry they can i'm gonna say where way what was the one that 50 that was one that was 53 or 54 seconds uh 750 in the first one for in 63 seconds that was 750. yeah okay the thing is though i i'm going to say 30 40 42 seconds because i know when i used to do the packs and they just go quick as well they don't go for like the first 20 seconds of the day but there's actually a limit i don't think it can i think you can do like like i don't know what it is yeah but uh it nothing happens for a little bit but i reckon this will be like 10 20 minutes i'll be happy with that do you think it will be 10 20 minutes yeah yeah yeah and you're saying six foot 40 seconds it won't be quicker than the first because that was pushing the limits of shopify that first one i think 124 seconds for 2 000 pairs two minutes and four seconds and if this is spot on i want a custom pair i already put in the chat that all you like could have a customer now none of you got back to me apart from toby one of the all blacks feel like i like i don't want i don't want to take your time so i didn't put it in but it's because i don't know what exactly what i want yeah if i had a pokemon that's exactly what i wanted yeah but like a pokemon shoe or something you get like custom painted or something no i want like a colorway of like my favorite pokemon oh then let's do it and then ask him just ask me okay i'll ask you lugio lugia luke you're gonna have to send that to me i actually do actually do silver and dark blue kind of thing yeah yeah can i just show you something really quick as well nick that's absolutely good go to um what's the channel go to nokia tapping google nokimon so n-o-k-e m-o-n and just google that yeah that's it yeah yeah click that link look at this this is so see what you're saying about this is it on a stream yeah so this this will automatically with ai generate a pokemon so pick a type grass sure no no no hold up yeah fire yeah yeah generate it takes a few seconds when it just makes a new pokemon look at that does can you like turn it no you can't turn it it scroll down now that's fine yeah that's fine look a new pokemon and what's the similarity oh can you slide this similarity thing balls that's that's the similarity similar to fire so now if you scroll up nick and go to the left hand side again and click poke one there on the right you can then pick a pokemon here and it'll base it off that pokemon so what we my friends do we're gonna build a pokedex of like these fake pokemon just for fun yeah that's a great idea what the [ __ ] is that yeah i mean obviously a lot of them are bad it's it's just it's but it's ai isn't it it's crazy it's so sick that looks like it's called misty yeah i'll call it that then is there a pokemon trainer she's ten years old looks missed [Laughter] i'm sorry i always say that sorry all right well yeah 28 check out those two ways make sure you get your order in quick that's all right and obviously check out lux thank you i hope you enjoyed this and the sidemen thing bang peace you

Channel: What's Good Podcast

Views: 608,086

Keywords: whats good, miniminter, randolph, podcast

Id: v6wRDQy43eQ

Length: 141min 57sec (8517 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 17 2022