BURNING RAGE - I am Bread

where is Peter Parker to tell me that it's a leap of faith when you need him because I could really use it right now oh no no no lamp you're supposed to be better than this lamp don't know what's up guys and welcome back to I am bright the only game where your objective is to make your owner think that he's going insane when in all reality there is a living slice of bread and I'm the only one who's going insane I swear the controls for this game are just a constant punch in the hole the last time we became toast in the kitchen which looking back is probably as easy as it's ever gonna get for a slice of bread but this time around it we're gonna go back to the living room and things are gonna be different well would you look at all those buttons okay well having gone straight from Octodad back to this might have been a bit of a mistake because I don't really know what I'm doing I don't remember this game in the slightest and it's really hard to commentate and not sound like you're having a stroke we're good it's not a stroke it's just a little tiny bit of couch dirt which doesn't actually count as dirt because my edibility is still through the roof and we have a plan like I was saying things are gonna be different today because you guys were telling me in the comments a lot about this game for instance apparently the jam and the butter are actually up great I can use them to make myself more slippery or more sticky I don't know how that would come into effect because that would be insinuate I have any kind of control over what I'm doing but it's good to know and you guys we're also telling me that I can toast myself in other places in here I don't necessarily have to make my way over to the heater and then fall off it into the cat litter and lose my damn mind again oh that looked expensive I won't fill you guys in on the plan per se quite yet but step one of the plan is not falling off this that is definitely part of step one and then step two is gonna be moving our way across all of these shelves and I do with that no no book don't you - Smee okay sorry sorry hey I don't know why I'm apologizing it's just gonna help me make him think he's going and saying if anybody should be apologizing it's the guy who wrote the copious amounts of bread puns in this game it's out of control honestly they're all over the front page I can't get over it now we're gonna have to let go somewhere like oh here hey there we go good perfect beautiful Galloway candles no new who keeps their Ginga up here nope nope nope nope nope we're gonna rest we're gonna rest little Brady grip eats to refill open onto that one so you do something which way is right this this is my right okay oh come on no no get get out of here get get out of here there we go no no no not perfect not perfect yes perfect okay if everything everything's fine I should not be this tightly wound to start off the episode we're currently sitting at a hundred percent edibility at what I can only assume is a Guinness world record breaking time so rate sorry and we can see our objective here yes good wonderful I don't know okay no no we're gonna do something like this uh-huh why is it so hard to remember left from right and slide down Oh perfect that give that a little push we should be able to use this to break the TV uh-huh and that should be very hot and I think I could just sit on top of it rather than going all the way over there and hanging off for dear life so we please carefully carefully are you kidding me we're fine we're fine is this isn't the ground okay OOP recover recover no no Oh Oh Chelsea which I was a mistake yes yes I said things would be different we represent a little okay to me we're at a hundred percent weight-wise my ability going down wait what what war are you do good for for TV toast oh come off of it hold on now we get up we gotta flip ourselves flip we go I was my edibility decreasing there I don't care I don't care we're good I'll take it mr. burden was again distressed during this session he claimed his lounge had been broken into he related his suspicions and believes he has discovered the culprit is leaving a message by placing a singular slice of toasted bread in the room he claims the kitchen had a similar incident but it never stood out to him at the time he then appeared to be in deep thought for several minutes and left saying he was going to test a new theory that just came to him mr. mertens condition seems to be deteriorating rapidly the stress and paranoia are leading to him destroying his own home in what appears to be blackouts leaving him with no memory of the incidents his fixation on blaming a slice of toast must be sort of manifestation of his hate of the council as the blackout seemed to be occurring as soon as he gets home from work going to increase the patient's condition to severe will now maintain daily sessions for his own safety that's probably not good for us right he might be on to us because now he's doing experiments he's taking a random loaf of bread and put it up on a shelf in his bedroom process of elimination right if you put the loaf of bread in the bedroom and you lock up the bedroom and it gets trashed then it must be the bread where the hell am I gonna toast myself in a bedroom well we've got a bunch of used band-aids and fingernail clippings so we'll make sure to avoid them but I'm not seeing any easy sources of heat maybe that desk lamp maybe the lamp on the ceiling or at that lamb but that's really all I'm getting right now great light bulbs get hot I just need to get off this gross little island of a bed these walls do not look clean I would not be eating toast off of these no thank you oh wow that was lucky okay uh sometimes you know what you just need to get a lucky bounce every now and then much appreciate it so I think we're probably gonna make a move for that standing lamp first come on come on here what was that what there's no way you have that much spring and you bread don't give me that white guy was saying we're gonna make a move for the standing lamp because not only is it the closest but I don't think it's particularly clean over this way that wall looks a little bit more mildewy than the other walls so we're gonna avoid them and I don't know how I feel about this it might take a really long time but I guess I'm in no rush oh no no okay we're not we're not in a rush then we shouldn't be doing that oh god no this was not the best way back up why why why why would we go this way why will we take the garbage I could guarantee you that the garbage is dirty here we go here we go okay no good stay calm stay calm and bread out oh that's the stuff now everything else get out of my way I don't want any of your shenanigans cow bell cow it is a cow bell now is not the time for more cowbell oh wow you're really in my way aren't you please please go please go do I have to like wiggle on you I'm just gonna oh no no don't go dokgo don't thank you it's all about those bready angles or gonna do a little something like this and left over right perfect making our way towards the shelf and then from the shelf we have the lamp and from the lamp we have toast it's an ingenious plan drop down oh oh wait is dirt dirty I don't know if dirt is considered dirty get out of here plant no no I don't trust you no no no no no get away from me I don't need this right now Oh dirt isn't dirty of course it's not where's that lamp right there right there don't you grab hold of anything that's gonna fall Joe get rid of all the stupid ornaments get him out of here there you go hey now is this is this gonna work I don't think this is gonna work I'm not gonna lie I very little faith oh no no don't let go never let go good good good oh I'm really dirty I had some fuzzy bread where's Peter Parker to tell me that it's a leap of faith when you need him because I could really use it right now oh no no no lamp you're supposed to be better than this lamp don't know no why are you rolling get in get in get in okay I'm at 0% edibility technically I get the feeling if somebody even sneezes at me I'm done but I might be able to oh oh hold on hold on we're kind of mm-hmm just just grab it got it here we go ampere so slowly we become toast this is kind of working yeah there we go there we go that's the stuff you just give it all the dry humps oh yeah give it to me that's the good stuff nope no I forgot we had limited grip whoa okay 102 percent on that side now now now how do I rotate how do I rotate this this side this is the good side don't don't you give out grip don't you give out grip no oh don't give me your patronizing mayonnaise okay I did well there that was my first attempt and it was like 99% toast I can't believe that okay for the sake of interest I'm gonna roll around in fingernails god I hope those are fingernails and not toenails and we're gonna go the other way alright I'm well aware that this wall looks a little living but we got to give it a try right maybe the desk lamp will toast me a whole lot faster I just don't want to stand on a light bulb for another 10 minutes to lose again here goes nothing oh oh no no no no no no okay yep definitely wall dirt so what am I supposed to go this way then how the Christ would I manage to get over to that oh I'm probably supposed to go around the way that I went right the door is clean and that cupboard is clean I've screwed myself whatever we're gonna do this the extra hard way if that's the case because I love doing things the hard way yeah there we go we're gonna make our way up and around beautiful now what is that I really do not want to try to make my way across pissed oh no no no no please please don't please don't just give me give me something give me anything okay um yeah we're gonna go back to the original plan this is strong possibility that I don't exist and this guy actually is going crazy because if you have that much mold in your house you probably got some kind of issues upstairs there's no way that's good for you and if I am Alive well then this guy should be thankful right because this is a million dollar investment right here I could put on shows I could be experimented on scientifically I don't know I'm sure finding sentient bread would make you a fortune now we should oh the cowbell is gone I was moved good good hey hey great so I'm just gonna like flopping that way no nope no we're gonna I love the little squirm okay we're gonna set this up we're gonna take our time and probably have to avoid the lamp as much as I would love to use the lamp I think it's too long I just I don't have all day I'm slowly but surely getting the hang of these controls back I'm feeling more confident and actually dirty screw you turd oh my god it's just like I can't describe it if you haven't played the game before it honestly feels like you do have control but then you don't because you think you know what you're doing and then it just does something completely different I don't want it to do half of the flopping that it does but I still get there in the end whoa why is there a shelf skateboard okay just just don't screw with me okay I'm going over there I want nothing to do with you absolutely nothing left right here we go okay I think we're in the clear so long as this wall doesn't get a little dirty we should be able to get down to that table laughs no problem I'm gonna run through all my grip I think that's probably oh no it's probably a bad idea we're just gonna wait here at this point I honestly don't even care if this wall is a little dirty it is well worth taking a hit to my edibility means getting over here no it's clean sweet okay so we made it now can I actually use you to toast myself or did I just get completely screwed I must be able to write somehow and I may be not you Oh Oh yep there we go everyone comment come on down come on down you are the next contestant on The Price is Right there has to be a way of lowering this thing right because there's no way I'm just supposed to hang from the light bulb a toast that'd be impossible I can't touch the wall because it's dirty over here oh come on just just help me out just a little bit okay hold on what if I if I climb up you a scooch that's a tall order actually he's kind of thin oh okay yep come on come on what am i grabbing on to right now look like much come on come on there we go good now come down here I'm gonna keep wrastling you this is the strongest table lamp ever made come on oh that might come in handy willing to bet that I can toast myself on an iron I didn't see that before there's no way I can use this thing right because I can't get the light bulb down and if I have to constantly crawl up the wall to touch it I'm gonna just expire before I would toe so you saw how long the last light bulb took I really doubt this one's any higher voltage maybe I can find some kind of secrets on his computer can I give this a little tippy tappy no nothing okay well that's probably fine I need to get oh oh I see I can ride you if I'm an expert which I thought I was no no go go go whoa oh you've got a beak hitting me why don't you want to tip over tipping over with so your thing Oh No I'm gonna run out a grip we're good but this is a hundred percent how it's supposed to happen you're supposed to tip over the chair and it make a little bridge and then you'll be able to cross the little bridge and get to the iron but it's not doing its thing why is it so well secured is there something going on down there I don't get it Oh oh it worked I think it worked it worked enough we're gonna we're gonna have to jump for it we're gonna have to jump for it oh I don't like that I don't like this plan uh-huh no nope nope okay fine we're fine we're fine we're just going to you play it cool that's not the jump that's not the jump okay we've grabbed hold we're we're kind of toasting we're kind of toasting oh my god I'm afraid to let go no no no I gotta get the right amount of spin good good good this is exactly where I want to be a nice firm ground hosting oh my god we did it premature celebrations this is no way I could screw this up right right oh my god no I screwed it up no no no I was done how was i toasted myself in such a weird pattern and then it's stopped it wouldn't keep to hosting so I tried to flip myself oh my god I could cry you know what I think that's gonna be it for this episode of I am brave the guys and I'm honestly returning to the game because the first episode got way more support than I would have expected but yeah it had a lot of comments a lot of likes a lot of people wanted to see more so you get more that's just the way that it works and as always if you guys want to see more be sure to leave like this video let me know and I'll return for hopefully more success more toast and steers I think we're watching his video I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you next time [Music]

Channel: CaptainSauce

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Id: DJffE0VulaE

Length: 19min 26sec (1166 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 26 2019