Bully Maguire Reacts To Miles New Suits

hey look who we got here miles and Peter the dynamic duo of awkwardness did Uncle Ben leave you guys a manual on how to be socially uncomfortable oh come on not this dude you know what Maguire I won't let you insult my friends and loved ones friends and loved ones you mean like you're Aid to sponsorship now that's a shame for a Spider-Man well it's the new evolved suit it's Cutting Edge technology Cutting Edge more like cutting my eyes with that eyes sore come on Maguire it's just a suit just a suit you know what Colgate kid that's why you lost the game award they were too busy laughing at your suit to take you seriously I'll make it easier for you this is ass at least my anti venom suit is so dope even mosquitoes offer me high fives instead of bites bro that's a cute outfit did your husband give it to you well excuse me Mr Pizza time maybe you should spend more time delivering pizzas on time rather than wasting everyone's time oh please you look like a cow in that suit got milk and Miles what's up with that exposed hair of yours looks like a broom are you sweeping the streets while swinging hey my hair is a part of my style it's unique unique more like a fashion disaster but speaking of disasters let's talk about Peter Parker over there with his black and white antan them suit I didn't know you were auditioning for a zebra in the next Spider-Man movie very funny Maguire at least I don't look like an emo teenager with that hairstyle of 70s emo teenager Peter your suit is a joke even your girlfriend can't decide if she's dating a superhero or Panda and you miles Adidas seriously back in my day superheroes had principles not sneaker deals so what's next villains rocking Nike hey they approached me okay got to pay the bill somehow bills I missed the part where that's my problem all right Maguire ease up ease up I've been through three movies and countless memes Peter you guys are the sidekicks of the sidekicks the only thing saving you is the Nostalgia people have for me well at least we have heart you want forgiveness get religious and while you're at it maybe pray for a better taste in fashion all right enough your roasts are worse than your dance moves and my suit is awesome awesome it looks like you got caught in a paintball fight between Smurfs and Power Rangers Colgate kid over here can't handle the heat oh look at the little Colgate junr getting feisty gonna cry hey man at least I've got style what's your excuse Maguire still stuck in the early 2000s I'm going to put some dirt in your eye you know what I don't need this I'll be out there saving the city while you're stuck in 2004 to be relevant save the city I missed the part where that's my problem

Channel: Slice of FUN

Views: 230,201

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Id: 1c7HkYcZKKM

Length: 3min 11sec (191 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 25 2024