BULLET TRAIN (2022) MOVIE REACTION - THIS GUY IS UNLUCKY! - FIRST TIME WATCHING - REVIEW

hello guys welcome back to the media nights my name is Ari and I'm Denise and today we're going to be watching bullet train this is directed by David Leech and also starring Brad Pit we recently saw Brad in in glorious bastards terrific performance he was amazing in that he he most of the time he's always amazing I mean he's such a talented actor and David Leech you might know him from uh directing movies like Deadpool 2 he also co-directed movies like John Wick and you already know that the action is going to be top-notch in this one it's so cool because you know he started off as a stunt man worked his way up to stunt coordinator and now he's like directing movies you know it's it's always great when people who have actually spent time doing the work and that when they become directors it just the action is just on a completely different tier so I'm I'm hyped man I'm super excited to get this going if you guys want to catch the full length reaction that's going to be available on our 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before never good for you you're living with ladybug ladybug mhm your new operational name Ladybug oh you like it I like it if you like it all right he's like well I'll take it I don't know man bug's supposed to be [Music] lucky you don't have bad luck really I mean he didn't get run over that's I'm not even trying to kill people and someone dies that's so bad stuff just happen around him all the time climbed to the roof of his hotel couldn't take it [Music] anymore no oh [Music] no hang in there buddy oh my God okay he drove him to the hospital it's good luck all in how you frame it sure all in how you frame it I guess you could say [Music] that oh the father I'm feel in for Carver you picked me second to Carver fre Carver come on please tell me you didn't order the sleeping powder nope it's like nope worked on the dosage I've worked on the dosage well that's good news he's not taking the gun with why is he trying to do this without any uh I'm assuming casualties yeah I'm assuming he doesn't want to kill I'm going to assume you didn't take the gun Barry says every conflict is an opportunity for a peaceful what was it require a gun [ __ ] oh no yeah he's going to try to solve this in a peaceful way oh man this is going to be so good oh boy the bullet train has 16 cars 10 economy six first class and remember only one minute stop at every station damn only 1 minute to leave the train they are efficient over there that sounds very stressful [ __ ] H do you mind [ __ ] blind or something oh come on Nick I just don't have hey oh come on l no you're right [ __ ] aw thank you why didn't you tell me to bring that gun I did you chose spiritual enlightenment true that no no no oh you're already in trouble man [ __ ] I think I draw my ticket too oh no uh that receipt shows I bought a ticket though right one stop yep you got to you got one stop to figure this out oh oh here we go this can't possibly end well come in now say sorry guys you found her damn she got him good holy [ __ ] so much for kid oh [ __ ] man who the [ __ ] did I kill get a wet one on it or something oh it's not mine mate oh it's not yours yeah I oh in that case just I don't bleed oh now he's calling them fruit sophisticated they cross hybiz with other fruit they're adaptable like me got it meanwhile he's stuck with ladybug I guess it works [ __ ] way I'm going to find one wait what train sticker on the hand yeah oh holy [ __ ] you are lucky man he is lucky what's the catch there is no catch there's always a catch get off the train okay yeah he knows life too well well he's like there's always a catch what's going to happen here I'm Tangerine he's lemon like the fruit yep just like the fruit man it's sophisticated okay everything I learned about people I learned from Thomas oh yeah bring your sticker book did I always bring my stickers with me you know that Gordon is the strongest the most important but he doesn't always listen to others what's that now that's you man why T oh sop hat it m f important at the 17 dead bodies we left getting you back from the Triad that kidnapped you with the plans to Ransom you to extremely psychotic [ __ ] up father actually 16 16 bodies 16 kills mate no 17 16 you're starting to get on my [ __ ] tits 16 the [ __ ] is wrong with you man it was 17 God damn it I [ __ ] strangle you oh the banter is amazing this is so good forever we're going to get a montage let's count ow that's nine uh-huh hiding big yeah big guy sometimes today ow three [ __ ] with swords all right that makes 13 son of a bit oh yep that's it end of the line Wagon Wheel oh that works full 50 okay so is it one more or two more on the [Music] motorcycle oh ow 76 you forgot the poor innocent civilian on a streak [ __ ] you hey buddy hey buddy you okay oh it was fault well what Thomas a tank engine say lemon that's really mean they say he take responsibility mate you don't sound like that I love their banter man that's fantastic great chemistry great pacing so far your reliability you know oh my father he doesn't need a reason to kill people like you he needs a reason not to does he have one he's like wait let me uh think about that the briefcase yes of course I've got a case you will B the board at Kyoto station then your business with him will be concluded the anxiety man oh my god when you really need that one thing and you cannot find it oh that's the worst feeling ever especially when you know you put it there we need to find a person who took that case oh no this is gonna I my luck is starting to turn hey Bad Bunny Bad Bunny oh what the hell that escalated very quickly the prince hi yes you can see the boy now oh no I want you to go in there and kill I'm sorry what's your boy's name again that's so messed up right kill watu yeah he can't do anything about it now do you honestly not know who the white de is yeah the white I don't even bother foring you the briefings I do not know I feel like you should know feel like this is bad news briefings are important man they are the Japanese Under World used to be ruled by a man named Mishi tradition and loyalty was all that mattered to him when you were in you were in you were like family treat you like you were one of his own then out the blue comes his six' [ __ ] six Geer from Russia Whispers that he was child from the Russian mafia it was X KGB wow oh X KGB and very very [ __ ] quickly became one of min's closest advisors he's dangerous they said a modern plague they said a white death there you go right he made his own Alliance oh that is sick he was wearing the mask damn complete cleanup stabbed him in the back I mean metaphorically he blew his [ __ ] brains out didn't he made an Empire worthy of the white death he took over completely jeez an empire built on blood huh and he didn't hire two random operators lemon no he asked for the best he asked for the two responsible for the Bolivia job what the hell was the Bolivia job guys God people think that I'm just some young girl but I'm not in someone else's story you're all in mine oh she's a lead character yes you work for the most feared boss in the city white death ah don't know what you think I can do for you you're going to kill him for me well she's got plans for you already how the [ __ ] am I going to kill the white death I was going to say sit back relax a little bit look so tense she's got it all planned out yeah man you are screwed that's crazy though all the webs are now tangling right between these characters you still got that vest on you oh no give you a for security I'm going get shot on the neck yeah it also stops you from getting shot in the chest but I guess you missed that episode of Thomas did you up a shut up bro sh up or shut up there you go that's hilarious he doesn't wear a vest just to you know make sure he doesn't get shot in the first place right I don't know about that logic man I'd rather be safe than sorry you know so slight changing face oh you guys are so oh you guys are so [ __ ] first his wife now his son who did that 26 years earlier pretty sure we're about to find out a man what a sad childhood oh I got it he's the wolf so that's how he gets his name oh he's coming for everybody ready quick reflexes man hell yeah I have a bad feeling about this I was just thinking of the same [Music] thing there you go get your new pair of [Music] shoes oh that's some that's a nice shot too I like that the camera work in this is awesome and lived happily ever after right yeah [Music] right [Music] oh no oh what the hell oh they're puking blood was everyone poisoned yeah seems that way no Yik bro on your wedding day and everyone who joined your wedding yeah [Music] oh dear and that's how he ended up in Tokyo oh no way I like the swag yeah that suit's got some style I love it I don't blame him man he's ready poor ladybug you think it was ladybug I don't know oh I I don't think it went through did it no oh you stab me I don't even know you oh my god fight in the gut got him the suitcase dude that probably hurts a lot too St coming for you what as front you like I would find you why the way you ruin M dude I don't even know you poor guy he's like who the hell are you man oh no no no no oh that was oh sick Dodge hell yeah that's great man oh he really is lucky oh that's holy [ __ ] what the people really do die around him they really do he really didn't mean to let this be a listen in the toxicity of anger just remember what Barry said okay I love that you could tell that he was doing his own stunts there too yeah that is sick man m m glasses [ __ ] is it my M the little cartoon that we saw comes on after Thomas every birthday oh after Thomas this guy in Thomas maning Thomas can you [Music] up oh they know each other oh no [Music] way sorry Bri excuse me I mean you kind of asked for that though [ __ ] balls [ __ ] balls that wasn't a minute yeah I don't know El gu the cartel why does that sound so familiar it was in the wedding you infiltrated in Mexico oh it was him Chrome I knew i' recognize that guy I'm really good with his faces clearly oh no he is right there please do not turn around hello the white death would like to know why you stepped off train some fresh air your orders would no I'm a professional we're making sure the case and his son are perfectly safe [Laughter] something oh very kind of you thank you very much a professional bullshitter [ __ ] me chop that [ __ ] hat up your [ __ ] [ __ ] you hear me he seems very pleasant yeah super nice guy all the time yeah you didn't happen to see someone come by with a silver briefcase did you actually yeah um a man with black framed glasses had it he went that way yikes well your cover is blown man mhm come on oh she's just stirring that pot there's a gun under this this is the quiet car got use a small inside voice in his son respect the rules man yes there's a gun underneath this table Bo right at you so I can't really hear what he say there's a gun who the [ __ ] are you really you look like every white homeless man I've ever seen okay well I'm so sorry you're looking really you don't remember me I'm sorry like come on this face man really shot me twice ow great you know I've done a lot of personal work since Joe Burg um I've forgiven I've moved on any potential conflict There's an opportunity for growth a path to a peaceful outcome yeah and he's trying to get to that peaceful outcome so you know let's work together here man let's use our words not our fists or knives or guns right [Music] between us now sits a wall mhm every day is [ __ ] headache with you a it right he's trying to communicate with you man I'm lemones Tangerine okay lemon like the fruit man I just want to get off this train and go see his zen garden and some [ __ ] you know he just wants to go and explore man but then you went and killed someone didn't you that wasn't him I wonder who was behind that though is so it was an accident tragic oh no he's thinking that he's he thinks that he's talking about the wolf like time the Tank Engine always says simple is B kid show yes Be As Dead As that kid over there huh he's like w you're talking about him oh Qui [Music] cart be in pain and silence oh that old lady oh that is hilarious they have to be as quiet as they possibly can while trying to kill each other no have the courage to [Laughter] listen oh my God this takes me back when I was a kid fighting in class quietly every time the teacher would look back you're like never mind come on you're not going to let him shoot you again oh nice hell yeah oh you're just making the situation worse and worse by the minute man he is so lucky though stop that mascot is just getting abused yeah oh that's that's so smart oh one handed reload oh that laptop has seen some stuff the conduct eat a pack of dicks lady seriously lady I'm sorry I'm I'm working on it I'm going to be nice here okay you're testing my patience o get the dosage right please I don't think he did I don't think he cared about dosage at all I'm telling you man feed you water it's not good for you I'm not a diesel you're a diesel you're the diesel okay the kid was poisoned in the same way as Elsa bar was at the wedding right right I'm like my Guyver oh oh is that the snake oh [ __ ] you think it's that poison oh there you go it is very nice yeah I mean why else would it be in this train [ __ ] this man [ __ ] this man Perpetual anxiety no no a [ __ ] no [ __ ] yes the conductor I don't have a ticket you don't understand this guy's like Chris [ __ ] angel pops up everywhere he just appears out of nowhere hey bro he what was this like a like a sex thing yeah it wasn't Channing all over your Tatum nope oh was I was kidding very smart to be fair that is something make Iver [ __ ] yeah that really is M yeah right sure is that how it works in real life I don't know I don't I don't think so but hey tell me and I promise I'll only shoot you enough whoa um is is this the sex stuff nope I do love an accent he got him good this is great oh okay hul ass let's go let's go let's go oops o picture it picture what well the man watching your son yeah I don't think you can do anything man maybe a pillow to the face maybe something clever like an air bubble in the IV yeah she's got full control man must be so irritating dude I can't even imagine the rage nope nope that was a mistake man you got involved how the hell would he know right this was going to go this far wakey wakey depart kyto the white death wants to make sure you're being honest about sitation oh no they've got you guys we just have to prove we have a case we don't have and a laugh son instead of a dead one I mean isn't he going to flip a [ __ ] when he realizes that his son is dead punching Judy punching Judy punching okay this gang bunch of [Music] badasses warm welcoming yes you know oh oh [Music] dear I'm loving some of the cinematography some of these shots very creative and dynamic where's your twin Tangerine I'm Tangerine he's lemon man and the White dead son yeah he's there wave to your [ __ ] fans princess that is hilarious do us a favor get the [ __ ] off my back will you there's no way that's going to work I guess I did I mean I hope they bought that bought some time he's like something else is going on here yeah yeah I still feel like there's a diesel looking about him and his Thomas references shoot first and come out with the answers later lemon yeah man you be careful too a nice little camaraderie there yeah deep down they do care for each other I like all of them I'm not going to lie I don't want any more to die I wonder who the secret killer is I wonder who's poisoning all these people cuz it doesn't seem like it was ladybug no I actually don't think so and it's not these two guys lemon and tangerine right could be her I don't know it's got to be her okay where's the snake heading it's giving me anxiety yeah have you tried these smart toilets they're a pleasure to the senses if I had one in the chamber I would rock this bad boy right now give it a whirl holy [ __ ] what oh what is the combination 000000 if the gun doesn't kill him the case will it's a nut unless you fire it but don't fire it you know what I mean yeah no [ __ ] did you know that there have been 31 attempts on the white des's life from within his own organization and 31 attempts oh the Assassin goes by the name of the Hornet The Hornet well there you go he used boomslang snake venom it congeals the blood making you bleed out of every orifice he's just your dead fun fact the same poison ADHD be like lady I'm so oh oh you tracked his phone he's like oh that's nice round two Hur [ __ ] St [Music] oh get him man ah oh got whacked in the face jeez [Music] yeah she not going to question the mess sorry excuse me the definition of mining your own business yes oh I I would love a bottle of water he's like really bro bro I just remember I gave all my money to that guy to wear my hat and glasses he going to make him pay for it he's so done no you're welcome yeah you're welcome yeah that what mate 10 jeez for a bottle of water sure you want to talk this out not particularly okay oh oh my God the bottle was worth it dude those bottles are heavy Fant oh oh strangle him with the seat belt he's on this train oh that narrows it nice oh oh [ __ ] just hanging off the bullet train oh my god dude this is a nightmare oh what a flip that was great nice oh my God those Chopsticks you're going to get that no could be important okay mightbe a simple one yeah I love how the comet is stag than this man get off holding thease or he will kill everyone on that train okay yeah I can make it courtesy you know it's like it's okay we'll stop the fight for a minute for what it's worth you seem like a right [ __ ] [ __ ] and I'm glad you're going to [ __ ] die with me that's nice such a nice guy man the friends you make yes have you opened the case n of course not do you know what I never ask for the combination you know what I mean keep it safe that way yeah do not open that safe oh it's not oh guys what what the hell [ __ ] it was the wrong case well of course the other people have the case with the explosive sorry what what was that why do you even B I was trying to sell it I don't think they were in the market for [ __ ] dildos and Panos almost there man I know almost had him they were so close imagine his luck that's how good luck that's how much good luck he has one swipe and it opens you wouldn't happen to have seen a tiny white prick with a pair of glasses come through here have you oh oh please where a train stick about hand you see that that's the Fiji Water yes most people most people assume suitcase you know cuz it's a train overnight and all but you you said briefcase oh got him I think I found my diesel oh [ __ ] he's got you both very smart and attentive guy me I'm getting off I'm going to go find a temple and reevaluate my choice don't forget about the Zen Garden no I understand I I get it trying to come up with a solution here you know before us now it's just a wall you know cuz within that wall sits a window a window of opportunity damn it it's a door within that wall is a door oh he's counting the seconds that door is closing gotcha [ __ ] I don't know he strikes me as someone who's very persistent now the only question is which one is did he make it I don't know did he this man he kidnapped me and he said that he's going to oh she is good she is so good oh my God I'm really good at reading people and something tells me you are just not [ __ ] right M good job man good job he actually is good at reading people it's all that Thomas man I can't shut you both please don't no no if you want to play a game put both your hands up perfect I knew you would like this reie you said you couldn't get us both you get no answers I did say that didn't I yes damn sometimes you got to shoot first and come up with answers later he's still going to go through with it answer this phone you call two kill water three oh no he's going to choose himself damn oh no or his son that's so messed up oh shoot he actually made it you better not fall off not at those speeds no you'll that's it you'll pancake sorry mate not your lucky day feel was so bad for him yeah me too what a bad day he stopped drinking that water you're the dael I can't kill you just pleas I'm just a kid please how she is really good I got to respect that that's quality acting well oh really it's kicking in now of course it is everyone knows lemon oh lemon I need one of the other boys to show up right now well he's still he's still trying to make his way in he's just so done with everything he was already out of pay before this yeah I know this is just like the straw that break breaks the Cam's back how did you do just lucky I guess so is it Luck versus luck with these two I guess so ladybug versus her who's going to have the best of luck here they're going to out luck each other no no no no no oh oh what a [ __ ] he was not a threat anymore I mean he was going to pass out I mean to be fair she kicked a child off a roof so yeah I don't know surpr moral to be in the question oh he's pissed he looks like [ __ ] he looks like he's been through a rough one God he's going a great walk can we talk about the sex thing chanting in this that is hilarious I love that he does those random cameos it's amazing Ling the cameos in this you got Bad Bunny and chanting So Random starting to freak me out a little bit oh rude [ __ ] that thing is hot oh oh she's great oh it was it was her there's another player oh my God it was Domino it's the pastry chef oh holy [ __ ] it's like a game of Clue yes so who done it oh there we go that was your we should really call the CU someone I love how calm he is God damn one little prick from this you know what happens yes your blood conal yeah it's not nice you bleed I said yes I know we C [ __ ] she says [ __ ] I'm taking that K come here oh why someone PID you to have the kid killed with his own Ransom wow that's dark jeez yeah come on the Hornet stinks careful lady you can have the case oh but you've seen my face [ __ ] no no no no no don't press AER what the hell well [ __ ] oh you're dead oh antidote oh no what do you think [ __ ] well you don't have another one you got to be better prepared I'm man explaining I'm man explaining trying to really be a better person here he's doing the work that's a horrible way to go water which would would you like some water no dude that's a horrible way to go man just the internal bleeding happening right now must be so painful uh karma is a [ __ ] really in this case it is oh he's going to flip out when he sees lemon no both of them were in there no a yeah that was his partner in crime man going to miss all those Thomas conversations man I was starting to really like lemon man he was uh he was very smart talk to me breathe deep breaths we're almost there you just need to get up I wonder if her voice is a cameo she sounds very familiar too I was just thinking the same thing I know her voice from somewhere but I cannot pleas it it's one of those iconic voices too yeah got a couple things to tell you your son's a complete bellend and a [ __ ] deserves to be bleeding out of his eye sockets damn everything and as for your case I haven't seen it since Tokyo and I hope someone's [ __ ] found it put it all on red and having a [ __ ] wonderful time oh he went off on him oh my God God I want to look into your eyes when I kill you and your brother my brother yeah wait what oh he actually was witnesses there is no one left on the train I know every ticket until the end of the line he bought the entire train off well you I know you you're that girl aren't you she's responsible man please don't buy it man he's wearing glasses and he killed my uncle she is lethal talking about uh uh uh Thomas the trains and I'm sorry D I beg you part I don't know who the [ __ ] you are yeah I just a girl I was supposed to get off at Nya and then this man that [ __ ] ages ago do not buy it look keep your [ __ ] nickers off all right get off or do what the [ __ ] you like you're free to go no my God he tagged her with a sticker diesel the absolute [ __ ] worst little [ __ ] s yep that's exactly what she is you got to listen to what Thomas says lemon it's so surreal and it was you the whole [ __ ] time you dirty little diesel no you made lemon bleed and lemon never bleeds I don't want him to die oh my God M please help me no no no please oh this girl she keeps getting away with everything don't tell me he got shot oh my God a that's a bad place to get hit what what what a gnarly way to go man [ __ ] diesel come on man think he told she's right there no one's going to hurt you it's okay she is so damn good what she played everybody on this train man like a fiddle we make the next stop we'll be fine diesel well she looks so small and unassuming right the absolute worse oh nice shot with the with the fog so dramatic oh that's um grandpa okay kid come kid come on I can't my back HCK is stuck you little she trying to get rid of you right now young lady no it's our last C no no no no please come back kid please trying to keep them in the train sh is I got it I I hate her so much and if you run into a guy named Carver he's a dick never trust a Carver you're not guy to let me get hurt be honest be honest oh he recognizes the voice oh that's so smart if you don't mind could you just find another seat like way way the entire train for yourself man yes let's just move and grab you back oh oh oh my god oh [ __ ] what the hell dude you got a minute right or seconds 30 seconds but wasn't he he was injected with the anti- serum true but is it still effective I a one do thing Jesus Christ yes use the techy toilets oh don't after everything does that mean the kid is dead now she didn't pick up the call they are both dead no not the kid man [ __ ] what makes you think I would leave him unprotected oh oh the nurse hell yeah oh well she has nothing on them yep damn that nurse had no chill a surgical Precision man yes yeah how [ __ ] kill him [Laughter] myself snake open already got a dose of antivenom in me today so oh good I guess he is yeah I'm going to tell you a story now no I'm good it's short he's like I don't want to hear it man I'm good I had risen to a highly coveted position within a Mishi crying family oh a man from the north I asked Mishi not to trust this man oh he was the one that doubted him yeah damn he told you damn Ah that's so messed up that's why he's using the cane he got a freaking Katana yeah to the leg I returned home and found nothing except Ash and blood man and all he wanted to do is provide he got he meddled with the wrong people there the white death had taken everything from me almost of course his kid yeah do you know what they call a ladybug in Japan what do they call it t t I was told there is a spot on its back for each of the Seven Sorrows of the world it holds all the bad luck so That Others May Live in peace a a wow I don't want to hold the S sorrow my son is FAS up if you could escort him off this train you let me worry about about the white death okay I love how he just accepts everything he's like all right yeah you can deal with him so nonchalant he really does hold all the bad luck well I think his luck is actually neutral like he does have bad luck but it always ends up balancing out yeah almost immediately after that's true he's sh to me me too twice still he had what oh my goodness W oh hang in there on hell oh no so now he's got to figure out oh he wore the vest oh no where the [ __ ] is my brother oh no yeah Tangerine is definitely gone they got us with the V thing man that was smart yeah well it's kind of ironic cuz they mentioned that you know like a vest won't protect you from getting shot in the neck yeah damn [ __ ] man that's foreshadowing at its worst you're more like Thomas anyway a he was his Thomas man yeah it's so crazy cuz like when they refer to them as twins I always thought that it was like a code name right turns out they are brothers great up together you [ __ ] shot me I'll shoot you in the [ __ ] throat next time your [ __ ] partner K partner Kira nightly anger we are slow to understand no I'm fast to kick your ass though I swear to go oh my God yeah I mean he's right to be to your [ __ ] ass when you point a finger at someone in blame there are four fingers pointing back at you oh no don't hit him with that well technically it's three it don't make sense why are you [ __ ] using metaphors look he shot my [ __ ] brother you shot my son everybody shot someone here yes okay the white death waits for you that's a big ass weapon well welcome to Kyoto the entire station is filled with them it's going to be good three versus how many the white death wait is that I think that was Michael Shannon no [Music] this got him it is it is yet what what wait was this all part of a planet or she actually trying to kill her father EAS do not open that case man hurt people hurt people just providing therapy to everybody you know giving sprinkles of wisdom and to make you finally see me is she trying to to take his place perhaps oh that's why she hated her brother Bush tip I see plan is working he's got the gun now yeah do it it's too easy you got to know kill me like you did all the others who tried the same what a great Poker Face yes come here little one I love you damn thought he was going to say maybe this was all meant to be or something like that like I wanted you to toughen up all right tomies time for you to sh oh [ __ ] everything's in Japanese there's no episode in Japanese what the there's no episode in Japanese Thomas it's so safe why didn't he just open it what if it's a bomb and it blows up in our faces yeah it actually is follow your instincts don't want to sound judgmental but if you hired the Hornet you had your own kid killed oh yes he's like just trying to clear things out here yeah she would still be by my side yeah it helps to process this he's so great in this if you do not control your fate it will control you so it's like I don't know about that man let me write this down oh only one left yes the mystery Carver uh excuse me I'm feel in for Carver calling him sick no wife oh oh my God [ __ ] Ryan Reynolds it's Carver no fine you happy I'm not Carver o oh my goodness that was so badass get him oh my goodness oh hell yeah get it get it get it Jesus he's just going with the motion oh he figured it out okay we're on the move again we need a hero oh my God his fabulous hair the wind blowing oh sick I love how it just shred through the chair yes super sharp [Music] man oh he's so badass man he is so badass I love this [Music] yeah slice them and dice them man yes my God damn that was through the mask hole I would just did that that was insane our paths were distant to return to each other yep let's let's time to settle the score man exactly IED it by the mass and I realized that I don't know how to [ __ ] drop a bullet train dude all you do is talking about Thomas it's like this is your expertise man just ask Thomas what would Thomas do oh no way all right let's do this damn after all this time stop the train what oh nice that was amazing a nice deflection ow this is so epic man what the hell oh my god dude that [Music] sword well you must be feeling like well that worked out oh no no no no no no no somebody please intervene mean with his own cane too him just using everything every random object he finds as a weapon breaks we're good I got it yeah lady bug oh God we're on the wrong track oh my god oh wow o I shot you Twi thanks man get your real broke get it guys yeah he ran out really oh no I'm telling you unluckily lucky yes we have the one thing deep down you cannot control fate feel fate oh yep nice throwing knife right and I'm sorry about Tangerine yeah but I got another brother now really [ __ ] [Laughter] no almost got it what oh did he survive that or I don't [Music] know wow a going to take him out the same way f f I really need you to step in here this guy's freaking crazy man playing Russian roulette like [Music] that that's the one in the chamber no but he do something oh yes the water [Music] bottle are we going to see the Journey of the water bottle no way dude what the hell go oh that so unique really cool povs a wag oh man [Music] wow wow that bottle has seen some [ __ ] [Music] man the purpose oh [Music] wow oh no oh oh sick oh that's great that slowmo moment it's like Deadpool dude all over again oh man hold on to [Laughter] something oh my God oh my God thr entire resid [ __ ] thing it actually cushioned his impact wow man the the destruction just pure chaos damn it's a miracle they survived they must be very very lucky oh oh man how are you still walking man a Carver I want the car I the Carver yeah no he I want the Carver man what it's worth Carver is a dick maybe the laziest but there's no more bullets okay a come on what well definitely use it let go bro do not call me bro okay oh well damn come on dude have some respect man Plum give up all resentment oh yeah yeah one more left that delivered my father's cops at my feet the narcissism on this chick yeah you need some suggested reading if I may surviving borderline personality disorder what highly recommend it it's a great read the white well wait is that a tangerine is that Karma fwell a very interesting he got you man wow like I got this one tangerine's last kill wait take the gun oh my God oh my God almost there you just just need to get up I love Lu did you need rescuing you came to rescue me please don't make me regret it are you you crying it's a lot to process and he's accessing his feelings that's a good thing next time take the gun don't listen to Barry okay simple he's I did my best man ooh nice car guess it is try not to bleed on it oh well there goes your car man how do you know it's a bad thing true it's all how you frame it she's so done self-improvement yes maybe you've learned something after all F needs me to find a smart toilet I take that back just go with the flow man what a freaking insane film man that was [ __ ] insane I feel like insanity is like the the one perfect word to describe this movie it was it was like everything seemed R oh yeah I want to know I'm alive okay so is he Fu [Laughter] run tell me going to work [ __ ] guess it is okay there's that at least [ __ ] stop no it was him [ __ ] what [Laughter] wow take a [ __ ] B hell yeah my man wow that he got his freaking Revenge hell yeah oh man that was great dude man what a freaking Bonkers movie man what did we just watch yeah this was an insane watch man it was so entertaining to see how you know fate or luck was playing this Wild game and how you know ladybug was just getting away with it constantly by by so little like he was always in trouble but he kept getting away with it which I thought was such an interesting concept to have a character just absorb bad luck he was essentially the opposite of domino from Deadpool yeah so interesting that you know obviously the actress who plays Domino is in Deadpool 2o and she's extremely lucky there and she basically the way she works is that she absorbs everyone's good luck and uses it for herself and during like the whole action sequence where basically she lands on top of this floofy thing and it's so funny that Brad Pit's character who is lucky in this one also lands on top of a floofy thing which saves his life and obviously we also had a cameo by Brad Pit in Deadpool too so I just thought that there were some fun references back and forth there really cool also of course a lot of that DNA from the action that we saw in Deadpool 2 was present here especially with the slow-mo and some of the speed ramps that we did get to see like that you know know when the train finally collides that entire sequence reminded me a lot of you know those slow-mo moments with Deadpool so you know a lot of that Essence was here I found that quite entertaining I really like the Baner between tangerine and lemon I mean Aaron Taylor Johnson and Brian Tyree Henry they freaking killed it man they they were really synergic in that way you know as the guy that is so done so impatient he doesn't he doesn't want anything to do with anything at this point and then you know uh lemon with his constant Thomas references yes I thought they were hysterical in this it was a lot of situational humor like it just kind of happens and it's so messed up they just continuously end up in a bad situation and I have to say I thought it was very creative how they chose to structure the story where we got a certain POV what these people were doing how did they end up here you know the in the First Act and we got those povs from everybody and it seems just so random that I I really enjoy the theme of fate in this and how random it can be that all of these people got pulled into this one train for one purpose which is they all have to just essentially kill each other and and how they all just the domino effect of things right I liked how they they structured the film I do have to say I think for the most part the action was was pretty good I do think that there was some pacing issues here and there some moments where it kind of lulled where I think it could have been maybe trimmed a little bit I think the film could have been a solid hour and a half hour and 40 maybe yeah I feel like hour 40 would have been the perfect mark on this yeah there's some moments there where I think it's between Act 2 and three on the tail end of act two you start feeling a little bit of a lull there so that was kind of odd I wish that they would have maybe paced that up just a little bit but overall I thought that the act one and act three end it very strongly you know act one does a great job at setting everything up and you you don't really know where you're going but you kind of have to be ladybug and just let yourself go and enjoy the ride and then by act three all the pieces start to click together it it's such a satisfaction to see those things take place and and where everything starts to click and and why did it matter in the first place culminating with whole Fiji water bottle like I just thought that was so insane my God that was just gold cuz like it's it's those little things like you mentioned in the randomness right the the whole point in the film is either luck or fate whichever way you choose to see it but nothing is random really you know right it all kind of works out in a way and it's just so amazing that those little details that we didn't initially notice we picked up on them but the way it was brought up later on was so smart it's like Brad Pit accidentally getting hit with the antivenom right or you know the way they mentioned the snake in the very beginning and then we see them looking through all the suitcases and accidentally releasing the snake which then in turn led to uh Brad Pit getting the antivenom by accident it's it's all of these things like you said and it was done in such a casual way it wasn't too heavy-handed where it's like one character mentioned something and you're like yep that's cck off's gun right there they're definitely going to bring that up this one had like tiny little bite-sized checkov guns in them and you don't realize that that's what it was and then the ending feel feels so much more rewarding and I love that they also did these jumps back and forth in the point of view and especially when they did the little 10-minute flash back to show us who was behind the Tangerine truck the Tangerine truck lemon got his revenge man that was fantastic man and it's just you know lemon driving the Tangerine truck there's just it's just a beautiful irony I really loved their Dynamic and if that Dynamic hadn't been that strong that ending would not have had that punch love the acting I mean Brad Pit killed it he always kills it I mean so charismatic he was hilarious in this dude in the middle of this chaos just trying to just trying to be really like he's just trying to handle his mission peacefully and I I loved how he was trying he was really really trying not to use any sort of lethal force in this but he just kept killing people it was it was so great to see how talented all of these people are and they really just all contributed to this like Mosaic cake of like just awesomeness and humor and action and it was it was really such a thrill that I don't I don't really like any of the actors really drop the ball at any point you know cuz like sometimes it can feel like someone is overshadowed or they're not given enough time I feel like every single one of them really have their moment to really go 100% and really show us what they got they were so offbeat and then so over the top at the same time like look at zazzy beats like she just kept saying [ __ ] every two seconds and it was so overdone but it works because the film is so self-aware about it that it it's funny it comes across as funny you know there was a bit of that Tarantino esque chaos in this that I also enjoyed where it's like what the hell what the hell is going on here but it makes sense because of the setup the film does have a personality of its own this is quite unique for an action flick it could have been a bit more generic I also like that you know the seconds where the the film did get to enjoy more of that creative aspect in terms of the film making of it certain you know certain shots like the the having the camera completely on its side when Aaron Taylor Johnson's character was walking off the train and having that weird horizontal flare to it and then the POV with the bottle like there's certain imagery I loved how you know it was all lit and color graded for the that cart with the with the zazzy Beats character essentially where she was so a lot of striking really cool visuals in this I do wish that they would have gone a little bit harder on the uniqueness of some of the uh how the action was shot not the action per se I like the action in the in the choreography but I think you know I think he could have pushed himself a little bit further in order to really make these fight sequences have a punch if I'm being completely honest I still think John Wick is the best action film I've ever seen yes that first one has some amazing action sequences and they feel Punchy this one felt a bit more over the top so I don't know if that was maybe a choice by the director to make it a little bit more cartoonish in a way cuz some of those impacts did land and some of it kind of I feel like it could have been more impactful than how it came across in the movie was it I definitely enjoyed the action I definitely have to agree with you with John Wick having a much more intricate fight choreography and I feel like it just hits harder I feel like in this one there were definitely moments where you you felt the violence through the screen right you really felt the stakes for the character but there were some moments where it didn't I feel like they could have tried some riskier moves I understand you know it's a train so you're going to have something more more constricted but again you can kind of make the most of that I'm not saying crazy acrobatics but you know I feel like they could have utilized the space just a little bit more creatively again it it could have been a choice it could have been other restrictions that they had it could have been time it could have been anything else so I'm not too sure I still had a blast and it was so great that you could tell that a lot of the actors were doing most of their own stunts or as many as they were allowed to which I always love I love when actors are like dude teach me I'll I'll gladly do it and it just it makes a difference when you can see that there's not another face superimposed on another person's body you know what I mean I feel like having more of an open space would really allow him to do some crazy [ __ ] like those wild 360s and and crazy anchored shots where they're like set in a specific way and then a character collides against the camera and and you you follow that POV as the camera Falls you know like you can get very very creative with action and I feel like this almost got there you know I feel like it almost had it still though enjoyed the film thought that for what it was it was a very fun Journey this whole thing was absolutely insane had no idea where it was going for you know half of it I'm like what the hell I felt like ladybug around yeah we were just as confused as he was and it worked out perfectly loved again love the cameos I knew I knew we knew that voice Sandra freaking Bullock sander freaking man oh my God it's always such a joy to see her but I did not expect her to actually like the voice to have an actual Cameo on this I know that you did mention it's like I you were asking if the voice was a cameo and I'm like this is the kind of movie where it possibly could be but I didn't expect them to actually show up and they did and it was awesome this was such a great time guys thank you so much for watching this with us we hope that you enjoy and we'll catch you guys in the next one take care see you

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Id: 19R8jYeK77Y

Length: 69min 19sec (4159 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 03 2024