Ninja Kiwi I hate being such a weak Tower everyone in the community hates me please buff me okay sure here you go I reduced your price by $2,500 bro that's literally nothing I want a bigger buff what no you're already an okay Tower you don't need it balloons is a terrible Game Y I can help you become like me who the heck are you well I'm the tier 14 sniper I was in your position a couple of days ago until I found out how to get better what did you do I'm willing to do anything The Bullying is too much well your future tier 12 version came to tell me how to become a tier 14 and now I'm going back in time to tell you how to become a tier 12 yeah it's kind of paradoxical okay that sounds weird but I don't really care what do I do to get better well there are going to be seven upgrades with each getting stronger but also harder to get at the end you're going to be overpowered okay that sounds cool what's the first upgrade well for the first Owen you got to go give a homeless man a crossbow and tell him how to use it so he can begin his career and earn money y homeless Dart monkey here you go a brand new crossbow oh my God thank you so much crossbow Master yeah now we're in the training field and I'm going to show you how to use the crossbow 20 minutes later okay so now you can go hunt or go balloon popping or do something else like that so you can earn money so you can go and buy an apartment and then everything will come pound even further thank you so much crossbow Master you just saved my life that was the most wholesome thing I've ever done yo I did what you asked for what now well you just got to close your eyes and I'll do the magic I don't see anything different in me visually you're the same but now you do three damage more and you attack 25% slower as well as your Dart are red now okay that sounds cool now I'm able to pop a zooomg all by myself but I want even more power okay for the second one you got to go get triple shot Soul as well as the sun Avatar one two you triple shot do you want to see a cool trick I invented oh yes I love your tricks especially the one where you put our math teacher on fire so we couldn't have Math's class okay here's my new epic trick oh no my dear fan I accidentally shot him in the head with a crossbow shot wellp it's dead news already you son Avatar you look look like a really good cook do you want to get into a cooking competition oh yeah that sounds really fun a few inches later what are you cooking a five-star gourmet meal that Gordon Ramsey absolutely adores what about you a tier 7 nuclear warfare bomb that I'm going to smack right into your face wait what thank God I bought nuclear immunity before this yeah those two are absolute noobs do I just got to wait for you do it again yeah but this time it's going to hurt you way more yeah let's go we out now wait what I have three bows yeah now you can shoot out three shots at a singular time and you also shoot them out 1.5 times quicker than before and they glow a little yellow from the Sun Avatar okay this is pretty cool now I can pop the bad with no issues but I still want to be able to pop Elite blarious what's the next upgrade well for the third one you got to get me the T Zone and the perach charges Souls as well as Sonic shoes yo T Zone let's go to the clothing store I found some really good gems in there and I think we can find you some too thanks for looking out for me you're the best friend ever yeah I found you a really cool shirt I know you love the color blue oh thanks but isn't that going to be a little small for me nah it's exactly your size here you go you can test it yeah it fits but it's a little bit too on me wait why is it getting smaller oh no I can't breathe help crossbow I put a tightening agent in there you perach charge look I have three crossbows now do you want me to teach you how oh my God yes I've always wanted to Triple my damage okay so the first step is that you got to take off your bionic hand so we can triple it okay that sounds good ouch it hurts are you sure yeah that's normal bro really didn't read his guide his model self-destructs if he pulls off his bionic part Sonic where can I buy some shoes like yours oh I just bought mine from Geraldo y Geraldo can I buy a pair of the Sonic shoes yeah that's going to cost you $15 wow that was the first time that I didn't have to kill somebody what did you just say uh nothing yo I did everything now please do the magic quicker I'm excited to see what I turn [Music] into yes now stop the music you're blue because now you shoot out arrows 10 times faster as well as that you're able to reload way quicker and the arrows go on to the balloons way faster too okay that sounds cool now I'm able to pop the normal blarious but Elite blarious is still too far out what do I need for the next upgrade well you got to somehow get Minecraft Steve Soul as well as trick Goku into eating a cookie that makes him give all his power to you in a glass bottle yo Steve is there any way to kill you are you trying to kill me oh no I'm just trying to defend you from any freaks that want to kill you oh okay that sounds reasonable I have infinite health so you can't kill me with damage the only way to kill me is by getting a command block and typing in/ kill Steve yo black mark do you have a command block yeah that's going to cost you $400 million thank God I still have cash from that time I robbed Benjamin same here homie okay now I can just type slill Steve into this and go troll him yo Steve I made a fake replica of the command block huh why would you do that why not just look at this hey command block activate the command inside of you it wasn't fake yo Goku do you want to eat this cookie grandma made it you're going to absolutely love it yeah every grandma's cookies are absolutely fire let me get a taste of it wait what what is this bottle why am I feeling powerless and why am I handing it over to you thanks for all your powers Goku yo I got everything please do it now I want to become even better Obama hamburger okay so I'm red now what does that mean well now you do 50 times more damage and the more Health a Bloon has the more damage you do also you have 100 more Pierce so you can basically attack infinite Bloons okay now I'm able to easily pop the elite blarious I don't really see a reason why I should keep leveling up though well there's a new boss in this world the Goku blarious and he has 5 billion Health my goal was to beat him so I think that's a pretty good goal okay I'm in I want to beat him what do I need for the next upgrade well for the fifth one you got to go and get the Nea M targeting Soul as well as the submarine and also the sniper monkey you never miss do you want to get even better not missing darts yeah sure thing where can I get them from give me a minute and I'll bring you them Yo Geraldo can I get a dart with a nuclear bomb on the inside of it why in the heck would you need that I want to experiment with it against the Bloons oh okay here you go yo I got the dart here you go oh thanks Dart you're helping so much let me try it out bro why why are all the monkeys so naive you submarine do you want to see a cool trick with which you can swim better underwater yeah so now the trick is that I jump on your head and break the submarine yo sniper monkey do you want to go fishing with me yeah sure thing that sounds cool y look there's a fishy in there where is it you're the fishy you dumbo yo I did everything please don't make it as painful as the last one but I don't see anything different in me this time now all your shots have the never missing aspect which means you do 100 times more damage to single Target bosses cuz you can rehit your shots as many times as the Pierce that you have okay I can only do one 100th of the Goku blarious health so I need even more upgrades well for the sixth upgrade you got to go get the bomb Blitz Soul as well as the Prince of Darkness Soul yo can you close your eyes I'll give you a little surprise oh yeah sure excited to see what it is Steve is a freaking gold mine for things I can use to un alive Towers yo Prince of Darkness I heard you wanted stronger Bloons yeah of course I do can you help me with that yeah I can just give me a minute yo cobra I know that you're half snake half monkey could you fill up this bottle with some of your poison yeah sure that's going to cost you $5 y Prince of Darkness to get stronger Bloons you just got to drink this potion wow thanks crossbow you're really kind yet again why are all these monkeys so naive yo I did everything please do the magic now bro why are there no visual changes anymore that doesn't matter now you've got the bomb Blitz effect on your attack so you have five times more attacks and you also do two times more damage just because that's pretty cool now I do on10th of the Goku blarious Health but still not the entire I need even more power okay for the seventh and final upgrade I'm not going to tell you what it does you have to guess in the comments you're going to have to get both the glaive lord soul and also the ray of Doom Soul you glaive Lord you've been overworking yourself man ignore all the haters that say you're the worst do you want to go on a vacation but not a legit one since I don't have the cash but rather on a volcano that's a very nice place for a vacation let's go glaive Lord you're the most naive out of all them your Jordans are fake yo Ray of Doom could I test your gun it looks really cool yeah sure just make sure to not point it at any monkey oops my fragile hands weren't able to hold it away from the ray of Doom oh well nothing I can do about it yo I did everything and the monkeys are really naive yeah I know right I had to do similar stuff to you and they just instantly trusted me let's go finally my visual changed and I look cooler yeah now you're finally the tier 12 you do 50 times more damage than your last version and you have 20 times more attack speed and now you shoot out five shots at once yay now I can finally go beat Goku blarious hold on don't be so quick I planted a bomb in your upgrade that blows you up and gives me all your power yo blarious you're trash you don't have any special abilities you're an L bro you have half the health that I do you are absolutely nothing yeah but the thing is you overlook the big fact that I have invincibility and also that Buffs are useless against me suck up to your weaknesses fat green boy yo ninja kiwi L was bullying me please buff me so I could spit on him dude dude you're a grown boss you can't just come to me and start complaining whilst expecting me to fix stuff get your life in check blarious dude no one wants to help me gain more power hello I'm Steve from Minecraft and I can help you do exactly that what in the hell are you doing in Bloons well toty drank way too much one night and I ended up in here okay how can I know that I can trust you dude I have literally infinite health and infinite damage no one not even Goku can beat me yes I can beat you you stupid Minecrafter okay I'm in for it how do we get me stronger then you're going to have three tiers and the final one is super cion larius but we got to begin with the weakest one first okay what do I do for it well you got to go and get me both the submarine and the Buccaneers Souls on it your submarine do you want to house a couple of billionares in you and get sent into really deep Waters definitely not on a real case oh yeah sure that sounds awesome you just got to give me some oxygen tanks and we're getting to it all right thank you we're going to be getting on it we should be back in 2 days if we're not call help hey hey the oxygen tanks were empty 3 days later oh no they're not back yeah I'm most definitely not calling help that's for sure you boat monkey do you want to go on an adventure in the Seas we might find some treasure yeah sure that sounds sick let's go y look there's an island over there oh blarious what the hell did you eat oh I can't control it no no no I'm sinking bye loser I can just float away yo Steve I did what you asked me to now what well just wait like 5 minutes I can make it happen a few inches later oh wow I just became bigger what does this mean well now you have 80 million Health instead of 40 and you also have two new abilities cool what are the abilities well when you're on the map a rain comes on and that rain makes the towers attack 10% slower and the second one is that when you hit a skull you make all Towers on the map attack 50% slower for 5 seconds I think I'm already more powerful than Lich but let's get even more so I can rub it into his face more for this one you got to bring me the mad and vtsg souls with the most powerful weapon in the game Quincy's bow on it mate your camel balloon can I get some cam paint it's for the carnival there is no Carnival but yeah sure it's going to cost you $10 okay thank you Mr camo Bloon dude the elite Defender is so annoying he thinks that he's the best yeah I know right and I've also heard from people that he un alived Elite Sniper because he said that his mom was fat I heard that too he must be in a lot of trouble what the hell where did you go dude did you hear the new the vtsg and the Mad mysteriously disappeared oh it's not mysterious I know why the FBI wanted to silence them so they got them out of the picture where the hell did my bow go the FBI stole it yo Steve I got everything that you wanted can you do the upgrade now yeah just give me a minute 1 minute 37 seconds later why the hell is my eye red now it just looks cooler that way now you have 240 million health and you have new ability that makes it so towers are able to do maximum one damage to you unless their damage is over 500 yo vtsg you're trash you can't ever beat me now I have way too much health for you I don't think you want to mess with me mate Steve I need the last upgrade vtsg is still able to beat me okay for this one you got to do some more extreme stuff you got to go and beat Goku and also give me $500,000 since I need to pay my bills somehow okay sure thing your camel Bloon I need the camo paint again okay sure thing here you go bro I'm not dumb I have camo to detection yo FaZe I know you can remove camo detection from monkeys can you do it on the Goku monkey too yeah sure thing that's going to cost $15 huh why could I not Splat him what who said that okay you know what just fat attack fat attack wow and people say that Goku is an all powerful monkey that can't be killed wait I still need the camo paint yes I love my business I'm making $500,000 per hour and I don't even have to work on it who in the hell sent $500,000 from my computer to their Bank account man actually I don't really care I make that in an hour yo Steve I got everything you asked me for I'm guessing I just wait again right yep like always a lot of boring math later yo I actually look sick what different things do I do well now you have 2 billion health and you also karate punch any tower that tries to attack you and you gain their powers as well do the powers stack of course they do let's go yo vtsg I have 2 billion Health now you can't do anything to me youit you said I was trash right what in the hell why are you glowing well I got a little bit of a fire upgrade and now I have 2 billion health and make Towers only do one damage to me and also they are at 50% attack speed crap I got to get some upgrades yo Prince of Darkness I'm a new monkey and I need some upgrades like yours oh yeah I see you look like a very real monkey I can give you that what kind of upgrades like mine do you want well if you could give me the best possible graveyard moabs and bfbs and zgas possible that' be great oh yeah and also the powers to make any monkey into a graveyard one just in case I don't know why you would need that last one as we don't kill monkeys but yeah sure why not but the only thing you need to bring me for that is a monkey so I could un alive it to make a graveyard one so I can give you the powers of that you Dart monkey I'm your new friend come with me I have something to show you okay this seems like a very legitimate friendship that's going to last I love being your friend yo Prince of Darkness I got him you can begin the operation wait what operation nothing friend to 6 weeks later yo I got the graveyard monkeys done they look very cursed but they work okay thank you Prince of Darkness I love the work you're doing for the new monkeys just if he knew you blarious do you see anything different in me nope you're literally the same that's true I am literally the same on the outside but now I can spawn zombie monkeys that can fight for me that's nothing compared to my Goku super saion powers huh I'm a bit weak I want to get stronger yo ninja kiwi could I get some upgrades please well you sounded way too much of a goat when you said that and my keyboard got scared so it broke itself so I can't do it that's a very logical statement oh oh you little guy you want to get stronger now don't you yes now stop being so mysterious and tell me how to do it okay you have two paths to choose either my path the moon path or the sun god path the sun god seems way cooler you're just black I could test both of them starting with the sun okay for the first Sun upgrade you got to get Inferno ring Soul since he's kind of a son but on land you Inferno ring you look really cool do you want to go see a waterfall you're going to like it a lot yeah sure thing I just got to make sure I don't touch the water when are we going now dude this place is extremely pretty thanks for bringing me here oh look there's a fish in the water oh where you're the fish yo I got The Inferno ring Soul what are we going to do now give me like an hour and it it'll be done 4 to 6 days later so it took a bit longer but boom now you're the sun Avatar you've got three beams of light that you shoot out yo that's sick let me see how powerful I am that's pretty decent but I want even more what's my next upgrade well for this one you got to get three towers that are worth over $50,000 and don't tell them what we're going to be doing you super mines can you come I've got something to show you it's going to happen when I get two more Towers yeah sure thing yo rayad Doom can you come I've got this really cool even that's going to be Happ oh yeah sure I love events y plasma monkey do you want to come to this really awesome event that I'm organizing you're really going to love it yeah that sounds pretty cool so you all might be wondering why I gathered you here with the true Moon God yeah why is that Moon God do the thing 3 2 1 Y what this looks really cool wait what happened to the other Towers the thing is when you're making a God you got to have some sacrifices which is what those Towers were oh cool I don't really care let me look at my power Y what I can solo a bad that's really overpowered not really considering your price but this is not even your final upgrade are you ready for True power yes of course what do I got to do for it well this time you got to bring four of those towers that cost over $50,000 the anti blo with the legend of the night and also $500,000 you Mt I'm going to turn you with three other Towers into a really powerful being are you in yeah I don't see why not I want in to yeah me too yeah same here brasz oh wow this was easy so you four in for the event I'm going to be right back to yo atie Bloon do you want to combine together with legend of the night to get even stronger yes I've always wanted to get stronger Count Me In Yo Legend me and anti Bloon are going to be combining for more power do you want to get in yeah sure there are no downsides to that yo Benjamin how big of a loan can I get exactly $500,000 $1 let's go that's one more than I needed so I can buy an ice cream bar all right so everything and everyone is here we're ready for the transformation all right I'm doing it in 3 2 1 no way I'm purple and black now yeah and take a look at your power yo I can solo blarious that's so cool yeah you're the most powerful tower in the game well at least under me and my minions huh what do you mean we can get you to an even stronger level if you want to the Moon level but that will require even more sacrifices from your side I'm in what do we got to do for the first Tire you got to take out all of the sniper tier fives yo sniper I love what you're doing can I please take a look at your gun it looks cool yeah sure thing it's made using the best Bloon Universe materials and costs about $100,000 oh no yo Elite Sniper what do you think about the elite Defender oh that guy he's a total freaking Noob he only has a buff when he loses a life that's absolute garbage okay cool yo Elite Defender the Elite Sniper was talking smack about you he said that he hates you and that you're trash and that your mom is fat the Elite Sniper do you mean the guy that got un alived 5 seconds ago yeah exactly that guy also do you want to go hiking to the peak of Mount Everest it's going to be really fun oh yeah but I don't have any hiking experience it's cool you don't need any okay sure when are we going right now wow this view is really cool wait why is my breathing slowing down I don't feel so good vtsg wow stupid humans with their stupid oxygen I can just live without it yo I got them what are we going to be doing now well you just got to wait like an hour or maybe 5 weeks and you'll have it 346 minutes later wow this looks sick what different things do I do well instead of shooting sun rays you shoot out moon rays and those rays are like a black hole to the balloons so they get sucked further from the exit how much stronger am I than a regular Sun Avatar about 20 times stronger yo son Avatar you're absolute garbage plus your Jordan fake y so what is the next upgrade to this path I want to get even stronger well for the next upgrade you got to make the tech Terror the dark champion and the Mad eat a cookie that mind controls them and then control them to us so we can combine those three into one big tower that we're going to sacrifice to you seems simple enough your Tech Terror do you want to eat a cookie uh grandma made it for you yeah sure it looks yummy wait why do I feel this way you dark Champion here you go a cookie it's good thank you you're very kind son Avatar wait why are you a moon this is just a costume of mine now eat the cookie yo mad here's a cookie so you have more damage and better brain power you're the best Moon Avatar thanks yo I got these three Dumbo what do I do to transform them into one well just bash them together they don't feel anything they're robots now what well I just got to press this button in 3 2 1 why do I look so gray well I couldn't get official fan art now go look at your stats wait so what is the next transformation well I'm the final upgrade and for you to become like me I got to step down from it wait are you really going to do that yeah for the greater good of the world but first you need to steal the moon yopi I know you levitate can you levitate up to the moon and bring me it yeah sure that sounds fun 12:00 midnight here you go thank you s the moon is made out of cheese you can we do the transformation now yeah of course it's happening in 3 2 1 yo I look sick wait why are you a booger oh you naive monkey this was all a part of my master plan to take over the world but I needed somebody else to take my form and I have finally upgraded enough to go and blow up Earth yay Shrek Saves the Day Ninja Kiwi my attack speed is way too slow please make me faster bro what you're the fastest Tower why would I buff you because I want to be faster no one asked plus remote control VR headset but you just asked Jo Defender how are you a tier 12 and why the hell are you speaking Spanish I forgot that I'm not in Mexico anymore I'm the tier 12 crossbow master and I shoot 50,000 times per seconds I can help you become faster yes absolutely but what are your other stats well I do 1 million damage and also have an ability that makes me attack four times faster for 5 seconds okay how can we make me stronger well you're going to get seven extra tiers with the first one being literally Freer than a Costco Sample and the last one being a bit too hard for 99% of people Okay cool so what is the first one well for the first one you got to go take a shower since you smell like absolute filth bro I already show this morning doesn't matter go take one you stinky monster 1 hour later now I'm shiny clean what do I get for this well this one is the easiest challenge so you only get a 5% increase in attack speed bro that's literally nothing what's the next challenge so I can actually get stronger well for the second one you got to go get whichever book you want and read 10 pages and also go and get me a crossbow since I want to investigate what the regular crossbow is like okay that doesn't sound that hard yo Benjamin I know you're smart could I loan a book off of you I'll give it back in 5 minutes yeah sure thing here you go just don't lose it 11 minutes later okay here you go I read 38 pages and it's a trash book but I did my job thanks Ben you Dart how much would you sell your crossbow for oh my God never would I ever sell my crossbow it's the only precious possession I have yeah yeah yeah we'll see 12:00 midnight yo I did everything you asked me for what now all right I'll go make the upgrade now 2 hours later wow I'm bigger now yeah now you're slightly bigger and you have 50% more attack speed with two more damage as well as having C detection which allows you to solo a DDT okay that's cool the challenges have been pretty easy so far what's the next one well for the third upgrade you got to go and get Sky Shredder in the T Zone Soul since they are still slower than you but one of the fastest and also go and make a Minecraft speed potion your tag Zone do you want to have a speed competition yeah sure thing when are we starting now right now oops one of those accidentally hit you in the head whoopsy I'm so quirky right guys yo Sky Shredder can you show me your sickest turns I want to see what you're capable of yeah sure just look at this wait oh no my very dear friend Sky Shredder died because he decided to make sick turns I don't know why no one challenged him to it bro what the hell am I supposed to do with this thing well to make the potion of speed you got to go and get nether wart with blaze powder as well as some sugar and bottles to put the potion in what the hell you can speak yeah of course I can bro okay I guess I got to go to the nether bro this is the luckiest spawn I've ever seen and there are already blazes here this game is just way too easy okay now we just got to collect the nether w 3 hours later you're talking brewing stand here you go all the ingredients please poop out the potion that I want one pair of pants later here you go the speed potion just make sure to not drop it since it's made out of glass obviously thank you Mr talking stand yo I got the things that you asked for can you now do the thing yeah just give me like 5 minutes 3 days later yo what my gun is longer now and I'm bigger yeah now you have 10 times more attack speed than your last version and you're also able to attack two Targets at once somehow and you also have an ability that makes you attack four times faster for 20 seconds whenever you want to and it Stacks with your passive one okay that's pretty powerful I can solo the last tier of the normal blarious but it's not enough for me what does the next upgrade need well for the fourth one you got to go and steal the primary expertise projectile since it does the most damage in the game you got to go steal the crossbow Master's crossbow and make it golden and also Run 10 km your expertise can I take it look at your blade projectile it looks really cool yeah sure thing I know it does the most damage in the game yeah that's that's why I'm taking it Lowel by loser bro I have a bajillion more of them your crossbow Master do you want to go skydiving with me yeah sure the little crossbow lost his bow so he has been crying so I need a distraction from the home life okay let's go then crossbow Master you can go first okay I got to leave my crossbow here though I can't go with it how are monkeys so dumb and naive now how in the hell do I make the crossbow golden you did somebody say golden oh yeah true son God could you make this crossbow golden yeah sure just give me five deons bro that Meme is dead okay fine just give like five bucks and it'll be done 82 km later here it's golden now thanks tsg crap now I got to run 10 km thousands of Tears later asterisk breathing asterisk I can barely breathe this was way too hard but we're going to see if it's going to be worth it yo I got and did everything you asked for it was tough but I know there's more left 1 million zillion jillion dlion cilon times later bro I'm just read what changed well now the shots you shoot put balloons on fire as well as that they Ricochet onto two other balloons and now your ability makes you attack attack 10 times faster instead of four okay that's pretty cool now I can solo the last tier of elite blarious I don't really see a reason to keep on evolving blarious recently evolved into Super saion blarious and he has 2 billion GP no other tower has beaten him so if you want to you can be the first oh my God absolutely what can I do for the next upgrade well for the fifth one you got to go get Sonic Soul as well as to go and steal every sniper tier 5's guns doesn't sound too hard yo Sonic can you show me how fast you can run well no that takes way too much energy and I want to have some Le oh so you're weak and slow and you get no maidens fine I'm going to run it but I just got to rest afterwards fast 12 seconds later oh no what happened somebody must have shot Sonic that's such a tragedy yo Moab can I take a look at your gun it looks really cool yeah sure just give it back afterwards since I've got a zg to kill dude I've got a Zam G to kill yo Elite Sniper can I take a look at your gun I love its ricocheting why the hell have you got gun uh he gifted it to me he's getting a new stronger one oh that's pretty cool yeah you can look at my gun I made the ricocheting myself I didn't use any stupid engineer or anything crap he just stole I knew he was lying yo I got you everything that you asked for wait where is the elite defender gun bro I am the elite Defender oh yeah right 3 hours later you what this looks epic now you have the damage of the Moab with the stun and the Nerf to moabs and you also have the ricocheting of the middle path with his ability aswell and now you have a third ability which stuns all moabs including bads on the screen for 3 seconds okay that's pretty cool can I pop super saion blarious well no you only do 1/10th of his health okay that's not enough what's the next upgrade I want to pop it well for the next one you got to go and do 1,000 pull-ups as well as make a YouTube channel grow to 1 million subscribers in one day and also Sue Mojang for being Swedish bro this is going to be very easy I come from the military and we got trained to do 1 0000 pull-ups in 5 minutes this is nothing 5 minutes later I just did 10,000 of them just because why not now how in the hell do I just grow a YouTube channel hello guys welcome to my Minecraft Let's friend God YouTube is just way too easy hello Mojang I am here to sue you because you're Swedish and that's illegal now please get sued no why was I born in Sweden you crossbow I did everything that you asked for now give me the upgrade so I can solo the new blarious 3 hours later yeah what I'm just read again yes now your fire attack is getting buffed by 10 times and every aspect of the Moab and Elite Sniper is buffed by five times and you also have two times more damage and 10 times more attack speed so I should be able to beat the super saion blarious now right well no you only do 1/4 of his health now okay then tell me what to do for the next one quickly I want to beat him well the next one is the hardest but also the most rewarding you got to collect all Infinity Stones and each one has a certain Quest and then you bring them to me and I'll combine them with you okay what are the quests okay the Soul Stone looks the easiest let's go get that yo blarious you're so fat that you're fat you're duck 360 god I got to do this 999 times more 5 hours later okay now that I have the Soul Stone I can do literally nothing with it since I don't have a gauntlet or anything the next easiest stone is the space Stone let's get that yo Pat fussy do you want to get even bigger yes please that has been my dream how do we do that well now we're in the gym you just got to go do every exercise 10,000 times and you'll be huge to 6 weeks later thank you so much sniper you're the best I love you no problem man okay now the third easiest Stone to get must be the mindstone but it's going to be boring you Ben can you tell me everything about your business I'm very interested oh yeah I use ads to get 4 to 6 days later and yeah that's everything about my business thank you Ben now I'm way smarter than from anything that school could teach me okay now the time Stone looks like the next easiest one oaba ugab boa okay that was a little too easy now the hard ones I got to take the vtsg soul for the power one yo vtsg I am the speed King so here you go a speed potion so you can be fast oh thanks sniper hey hey I put poison in that okay now I've only got one stone left the reality Stone I got to go to the real world your real person how can I get to the real world oh well you just got to pay me $200,000 I already made a business since Benjamin taught me how here you go that's nothing to me okay here you go now you're in the real world let's go I got them all thank you very real person now I'm leaving out of here yo I got all of them now please make me stronger I want to beat the Blas 3 hours later yo I look sick and that's a very long gun now yeah you now do 100 times more damage than before and you can Attack 100 million times per second I think you're pretty powerful let's go dude I hate being so weak the Mad upgrade isn't enough for me I want more you're already powerful enough you don't need more power yes I do I've already been in your position and I can help you get it who the hell are you well I'm the Killer Queen I used to be the Super mines but I got tired of being so weak and got stuff into my own hands okay then what can you upgrade me into well I can't tell you since most of the time I make it up along the way okay but I want to know what we're going to be doing oh there are going to be three upgrades and each one has a challenge and the challenges get harder and harder along the way but at the same time the upgrades get better and better okay then what's the first challenge for this one you got to go and get me the sun Avatar soul and also get me $50,000 that's easy yo Sun Avatar you're technically fire since you're a sun so would touching water do damage to you yeah if I stay 10 or more seconds in it I'm done for okay do you want to go to a really cool waterfall I saw on Google Maps not related to what we were talking about are you trying to kill me no sounds like a promise response let's go dude this waterfall looks really pretty I love it yeah I know right oh look over there there's a raccoon where look down there you might find it yo McDonald's do you have any job spots open yeah we have a couple they pay $5 per hour God this is going to take long 75 years later yo I got the cash and the Soul what do we do now well you just wait and it'll be done soon to 6 weeks later yo what the hell I look sick but why am I golden well I took the sun Avatar's attacks and gave them to you huh what can I look at it what this is actually overpowered yeah and it's just the first upgrade well let's get to second one then I wonder what the last one is like okay for the second one you got to go and steal the sun Temple's Temple base with another $100,000 and also get one of the engineer Paragon sentries doesn't matter which yo Sun Temple look at me I'm now like you yeah you look sick this way man yeah you too also I wanted to ask if I could try your temple base since I'm considering if I should buy one for myself oh yeah 100% man just please hurry I don't want to be left as aead oh yeah yeah of course crap just stole from me and I can't do anything about it yo Geraldo do you offer any job spots at $1,000 per hour yeah of course that's the minimum pay I give my employees 8 semesters later wow thank you Mr Pickle man yo engineer Paragon can I take a look at one of your sentries they look cute as heck yeah of course this one is named Jake oh cool do you sell him well to 99% of people no but to you I will because you look like a powerful man he costs exactly $2,673 that's coincidentally how much I had left over for my job thank you Paragon you're the best Yo Killer Queen I got the stuff you asked for here you go okay now just wait like 16 days and please don't be paranoid 16 paranoia fi days later you this look even cooler I look legit golden as heck yeah and what's different is that you shoot out attacks two times faster and also have an ability that's like the normal Hydra rocket pods but with the sun attacks okay this is very cool but I still can't pop tier five Elite blarious I need even more power okay for your third and final upgrade you have to insal the golden color off of the true Sun God as well as get the potion of the rubber to gold and also kidnap level 20 son God Adora 12:00 midnight yo rubber to Gold can I take a look at your potion it looks really shiny yeah sure here you go yo Adora do you want to go inside of this black bag there's treasure inside dude I'm not that dumb I have a minigun now get in okay I'm getting in yo I got everything you asked me for okay now just wait a little bit and it'll be done many un terrible hours later so now you're the Mad son you have 10 times the attack speed of your previous version and do 10,000 damage per shot and you have a special ability that's like the Mad ability but with the sun rays and also from all four directions of you yo blarious you're absolute garbage I love being the only Paragon well now you're not a paragon go eat sand plus ravioli what just happened yo ninja kiwi can I please get back my Paragon name what no the paragons deserve it and you don't you're trash go work at McDonald's crap I just got dunked and no one wants to help me oh I can help you what the heck Dart Paragon why do you look like that well I got a little bit of an upgrade so I know that I can help you oh okay that seems cool what do I got to do for it well you've got a lot of upgrades that we got to make but for your Paragon you're going to need to go and get the biggest one Soul as well as the other engineer tier 5s and also a chocolate bar since I want one what I'm going to have a paragon okay I'm going quickly your biggest one do you want to get a better nuke I can make you one oh yeah sure how much do I got to pay nothing it's free oh thank you engineer that's sick of you yo Ultra boost could you make me a fake nuke that self- destroys itself why in the heck would you need that to give it to the Bloons okay that's fair one hour later here you go I made it so whenever it touches rubber it self-destructs so the Bloons don't even get to touch it he the mortar has rubber inside of it yo big boy here you go it's the best bomb that has ever been made oh thanks enie yo Ultra boost thank you bro here you go a box of candies for your services you didn't even ask for cash for the bomb Oh thanks you know I love sweets wait forgot to poison them what the heck is being put in these candies yo big trap do you want to go on an adventure in the mountains yeah sure I love hiking when are we going now y this place is sick trap look behind you something is crawling up where you can go find it down there yo I did literally everything why am I not upgraded oh you just close your eyes and I'll do the thing now you're the engineer Paragon and you can stun anything under a bad with your PIN attacks and you also have three sentries that are Paragon sentries and each has a special abilities I just stole them from other Towers though okay that seems sick let me check out my power wow what how did I pop blarious so easily well normal blarious is easy but you still can't pop the elite version I want that are there any further upgrades well yeah we've got six more upgrades we can give you do you want to begin yes yes yes what do I got to do for the first one well you got to go steal Churchill's tank as well as you got to get Pat fussy freaking huge and then get his soul crap I got to un alive Pat fussy welp I guess it's worth it yo Churchill I'm now a paragon and I love huge things can I take a look at your tank it's really cool yeah sure thing it was made after I invaded the aliens and took their materials it took 5 years of work to make it oh wow that seems hard now I'm going to yink it what bro you can't just do that I can barely walk yo Pat fussy I know you're a big boy how much food can you eat without literally exploding well only about 5,000 tons anymore and I go boom okay I can give you that yo Chef monkey can I get a steak that weighs 5,000 tons and 1 G why in the heck do you need so much food Big Boy Pat is hungry oh my God that's an emergency I'm going to make make it as quickly as possible 5 minutes later okay here you go ignore the fact that is look small yo Pat here you go it's exactly the weight you asked for I don't understand how one gr can cause that yo these tasks were way too easy now give me the upgrade please cheeseburg Big Mac why does my trap look so fake well I had to photoshop the engineer out of it and now you have a trap that can suck in five bads and get summoned 60 seconds after disappearing okay that's pretty good but I still can't pop Elite blarious so I need even more okay for the third out of the eight upgrades you're going to need to go and get me eyes have been sa Souls as sa is on isb's back as well as the absolute zero Soul yo you look like a great couple sa do you want me to upgrade your husband by giving him a metal back so you can ride him even better oh my God yes please that sounds awesome the writing is going to be even more enjoyable yo Andy Bloon I know you're a metal guy so can I get a metal back for isab yeah sure thing that's going to cost you $500 okay I got your metal back but now I got to in stall it so SAA has to get off of you 2 hours later now you have a metal back so you're even stronger and now SAA can get on top of you he always goes like planned y absolute zero can too much cold actually un alive you in particular well yeah I'm just at the zero if I go just a bit under the zero I just get overwhelmed and self-destruct yo Penguin man you're really cute what's your body's temperature well it never goes over -1° let's go okay I'm taking you yo ice monkey I got you a cute little penguin pet is this related to the convers we had earlier no I'm just trying to gift you a little friend okay I'm going to trust you whoa let's go now I've got a penguin pet what happened to him nothing just continue being cute and you're going to be okay I'm trying to understand what the heck those two prompts had to do with each other you're going to see after you get the upgrade what I look the same well yes but now you have a permanent cleansing foam on the ground that removes camo from all Bloons okay but these upgrades are kind of mid what does the next one need these were the weakest out of all of them for the next one you're going to need to go get the T Zone and the sky Shredder Soul as well as the Nea targeting Soul yo T Zone guess what what chicken butt haa also I have nail guns I can shoot you in the head with yo Sky Shredder I see you've got a lot of darts do you want me to make them stronger I got myself a new trap so I know how to do it yeah sure yo sniper can I get darts that instantly detonate after getting shot out it's for the balloon's new guns yeah here you go yo I hear I got you the new darts okay let me try them unal living monkeys is way too easy yes do you want to go buy ourselves ice creams that sounds fun yeah yo Geraldo Ace didn't give you your $5 back yesterday do you want to poison him now oh yes is I've been waiting for this I lost you enie oh hey Geraldo can we get two ice creams yeah sure here you go that's going to be $5 let's go I even got my $5 back yo I did everything I'm hoping this one is actually good and his name is John C yo I'm red now yeah now you have 10 times more projectiles and you also home in all your attacks and also your sentries have this effects too as well as you can place down your sentries more often that seems cool now I can pop the elite blarious with ease yeah but now the L figured out the gym exists and is now extremely buffed so he has 2 billion Health crap I got to pop him what's for the next one well you got to go get the tier 14 Elite Defender Soul as well as the perach charges Soul yo frenzo can your gun do damage to you n I've used it multiple times for massages on my head okay can you show me yeah sure hey perach charge can I take you on a little trip to the Bahamas yeah sure how much is it going to cost it's completely free for you wow this place is Extreme extr pretty look at that shark over there where oops I think it ate him how in the heck did you take care of them that fast well I just went in did the Bonk with the pan and went out pretty easy okay this upgrade isn't going to hurt don't worry I'm worried wow that didn't hurt at all now you have five times more attack speed and also a gimmick which is that every second shot has four times faster projectile speed and your sentries have eight times more attack speed that's pretty good now I can pop about 300 Elite bluses at once yeah but you you only do 1 1,000th of the buff lech's Health do you want even more yes what's for the next upgrade well for the next one you got to start a business that sells sentries to upcoming engineer entrepreneurs and make 1,000 sales and also got to steal the carrier flagships little planes yo Benjamin how can I quickly start an online business for selling centuries well you got to do three days later and yeah that's everything and it's going to cost you $500 G fine I don't have any other choice I remembered only two words of the entire 3 days that Benjamin spoke so it's definitely going to work out a few moments later okay now I've got the site and the items up on it now we just wait a few inches later bro why isn't this working 4 to 6 days later oh wait I haven't pressed the button publish site how in the heck did I just get $12 million okay I'm not going to complain your boat could I buy your planes off of you yeah sure but I don't know if you can afford them they cost $12 million oh yeah I've got the cash okay I didn't expect that here you go the plane yo I did everything and without stealing okay I I don't really care just give me the plane and I'll make the upgrade boy if you don't get I don't see anything what's new now you're able to spawn three new sentries the first one is white and shoots out attacks that are similar to the icicle impale the second one is a bomb one which shoots giant bomb that explode on contact and the third one is a flying Sentry that goes over the Bloons and can push them back as well as deal some pretty nasty damage okay that sounds cool now I do 150th of the lich's health yes I don't care if you want the next one or not for it you got to get me the ray of Doom's soul because of his giant continuous beam as well as by the super mines as he constantly attacks your ray of Doom you look tough is there anything that can unive you yeah the Minecraft anvil is the exact right material that if it Bonks me I'm dead yo Steve here you go $100,000 now please give me an anvil okay it costs $10 but I'll take it here you go huge W Anvil yo super mines can I buy you yeah sure I cost $1 million1 crap I only have $1 million yo Benjamin could I loan $1 off of of you what no that's too much for a loan I have six Paragon sentries so you will loan me a dollar okay here you go I got the cash now in your mine what is this give me well now you choose where I'll be placed bro that's trash I did everything and I know this is going to be a good upgrade now all your sentries are on the ground the entirety of the time and all they are infinitely attacking with no attack cool down and they also do five times more damage than before that's pretty cool but I still only do one/ tenth of the lich's health so I need even more okay for the final upgrade you need to go get the Homeland defenses Soul use the ultra boost to make monkeys faster and also get the perab bru Soul wait how the heck am I supposed to kill it if it's a village WEP I guess I'm just going to steal it bro it's way too heavy yo Pat can you come pick up a village yeah sure thing yo engineer can you come with me to ultra boost Pat fussy no that's stupid I'm your father come with me now uh fine Dad hello I'm ultra boost man so I can help you get Ultra and boosted that sounds like an ad yes because it is now let me do my thing wow I'm ultra and boosted now you Perma Brew what can kill you if I drink my own Brew my body wouldn't take it well at all which is why I don't do it give final upgrade now ain't nobody got time for that now you attack 100 times faster and make every Tower around you attack 200 times faster and you're the most overpowered Tower you light you might be buff but you're most definitely not tough you look like a Goofy Goober ninja kwi I don't want to stay with no upgrades please make me some what no you're just a freaking cave monkey you're not an important Tower yeah I can help you get upgraded though it's going to require some sacrifices on your side yes please I'm willing to do literally anything for it okay if you say so right now I can help you make a better Club to hit the balloons with but I don't have the resources for it okay well what do you need for that I need the Cyber Quincy bow the tech Terra guns and also an ice cream bar boaboa cyber Quincy can you give me your bow so I can look at the future technology oh yeah sure it's the first of its kind but it got made on accident When I Wake I didn't mean that you could take it forever y can I take your guns for an experiment they look cool what no you can't just take my weapon I always use it in balloon fights that's what happens when you don't comply to Cav monkey you can I get an ice cream bar oh my God Cav monkey you woke up finally yes it's going to be free for you here you go yo I got everything that you asked me for what now well now you got to let go of your club and I'll take it and modify it to make it way better 6 hours later yo what this looks sick what different things do I do well now your Club attack three times faster and it has an ability that makes it attack five times faster but only for 10 seconds that's pretty cool but I need even more I can barely even pop a BFB okay then in the next one we're going to turn your hands into robotic Machinery so for that you're going to need to go and get Sentai Churchill's tank as it's the best robot thing and also just completely un alive cyber Quincy this time yo sente Churchill can I see you outside the tank I need to talk to you about something yeah what's up yo ink this is mine now goodbye wait no my little feet can't run that quickly yo cyber Quincy what's up bro you can't just tell me what's up you stole my bow now give it back you think I stole a lot that's very foolish haha I stole your life this time L plus Raven crabs okay now how in the hell are we going to make my arm robotic well we're going to need to cut off your current arm and smash in the new robotic one that sounds like it's going to hurt yeah of course it is 1 hour later okay wow now I just look a little different now yeah now you're able to attack 100 times per second and your ability is now able to make you faster for 30 seconds as well as that your stuns last three times as long now okay that's pretty cool but now I'm just a fast attack stunning machine with absolutely no damage oh I can just make the next upgrade make your entire body into a robot so you're going to be able to do a lot more damage yes yes yes I want that what do I got to do for it well you got to take care of the Perma charge the Apache Prime as well as the mini Pekka that last one is a weird choice but okay OAB Booga I'm lost don't look at the fact that I have robotic Parts oh poor cave monkey I don't know how you learned English but I can give you a bed whilst you find your place 12:00 midnight okay wow this is the first time I felt guilt in my cave monkey life yo aache Prime what's the lowest you could fly well I don't know I haven't tried let's see dude these monkeys are way too naive for their own good yo mini Pekka what's that pancake on your head bro this thing isn't even alive I can just Bonk it oh wait bro he's made out of metal of course my club won't work on him God he's heavy okay here he goes wait anti- blo the arm surgery was really painful but this time you even got to go to my eyes my brother there is no other way to power a few inches later Y what I'm now an entire Freddy Fazbear that's cool yeah you can now do 200 damage and keep your old attack speed and if you want to you can activate a super Bonk once every 2 minutes that does 3,000 damage to any balloon near you what the heck that's actually overpowered super Bonk ninjak kiwi cave monkey is way too powerful for me can you please buff me so I can do the fountain night dance on him dude what no you're already a powerful boss asterisk sigh asterisk I guess I got to take this into my my own hands yo blarious how did you become super cyan I want that too bro what I'm not just going to spill all the secrets you got to figure it out yourself bro no one in here is actually helpful yo I'm the vampire boss I was just a regular red Bloon then I got myself powerful I can help you upgrade yourself even further yes that's exactly what I need what do I got to do for it well there are three tiers to it and it gets harder with each tier and at the end you're going to be literally invisible to 99% of monkeys excluding Paragons okay then what's the first challenge well for that you got to go and get the vtsg Soul also with the Homeland defense Monkey Village hey stupid monkeys really couldn't get the camo cross path on it what the heck who slapped me asterisk quiet voice asterisk it was me the heir oh okay that makes a lot of sense bro no way this guy actually believed it yo Steve can I buy an anvil from you yeah I don't know why you would need one but that costs $10 okay now let's drop that on top of him bro air you don't got to be that mean to me asterisk quiet voice asterisk why the heck are you so undestructible oh well I'm the strongest Tower in the game the only thing that can hurt me is if feathers went right in the middle of my stomach that activates my self-destruct mode oh well thank you I'm the air so I'd never use that information that guy is actually so naive yo Heather could you give me a feather of yours oh yeah sure that's going to cost you $100 oh no feathers no air I thought that you'd never do this to me dude I can't believe that was their most powerful monkey braze what are you doing here I can literally see you yeah I know you can but what you going to do about it only I can hear your voice and the monkeys can't see me well I'm going to do uh I don't know you put me in a pickle finally that Anvil came in use yo I did everything you asked for now how am I going to get stronger well you just got to close the eyes and I'll do the magic huh I don't see anything different in me well yes nothing visual but now you have two times more health and you're also able to not be seen even if the monkeys have Villages okay that sounds pretty cool but I'm still leagues weaker than blarious what's the next upgrade well for the next one you got to go get the elite Defender Soul as well as bring me the tack Zone but he has to be alive hey this stupid monkey can't see me dude I have the camo cross path I can see you perfectly well crap yo camo do you have an anti- camo seeing potion yeah of course I do I just stole the Geraldo potion and reverted its effects thanks camo huh what was that hey now you're a stupid monkey that can't see me dude I can still hear you crap yet again Anvil comes in to save the situation wait if I put on a mask and I'm invisible the T zone is only going to see The Mask hey T zone I'm the dart monkey do you want to come to see something cool yeah sure I don't know why you had to specify that you're the dart monkey though T Zone this is our new enemy The Vampire boss do the thing dude took you a little bit dude he almost caught on to us now you have the speed upgrade you're able to move 10 times faster than before and your dash happens way more and if the monkeys hit you you gain two times speed for 5 seconds okay that's pretty good let me go flex on the monkeys he stupid mad can't hit me because I'm way too fast for him what the heck dude this is actually hypnotizing okay I had my fun now how do I get to the next level since I'm still not better than blarious well for this one you got to go and get the test Bloon soul and also get the ultra hyper Mega camo potion from the camo Bloon yo test Bloon do you want to go to Antarctica that place is really cool please don't ever make another joke in the rest of your life but yeah sure that sounds nice this place is really cool oh look at that there's a penguin yeah he looks cute let me just go pet him who's the best boy you're the best [Music] boy that's not exactly what I was planning but yeah sure that works too you camo could I get the ultra hyper Mega secret camo potion I don't know where you learned about it but yeah sure that's going to cost $500,000 crap I don't have that much yo do you have a position for a monkey yeah I'm definitely a monkey yeah of course we do it's for $5 an hour asterisk Sai asterisk this is going to take a while 5 billion years later yo C I got the cash okay here you go the ultra hyper Mega camo potion yo I did everything that you asked for what now well you just give me the potion and it's going to hurt a lot but you're going to have power is okay that hurt a crap ton but there's literally nothing different well now you're invisible to every single Tower even paragons and even the ones that see camo so no one except us Bloons can see you when did you turn female he he stupid Paragons they're so blind that they can't even see me ugab Booga I'm feeling something Ninja Kiwi e I'm so trash I need even more upgrades dude you're literally the newest Towers I don't care if you got nerfed to the ground well yeah but I don't want to have a skill issue loli I want my old power back bro yo I managed to get myself buffed from the absolute worst to the absolute best and also went a bit further and became a tier 12 and who are you I'm the Killer Queen the best Tower in the game okay that's cool what did you do to become that the hardest Challenges ever if you want to I could give some to you too and make you powerful yes absolutely what's the first one for the first you got to go fishing and catch the biggest fish you've ever seen and you also got to go steal a secret treasure yo engineer can you make me a fishing rod yeah just give me like 5 minutes 3 Days Later here you go it's really cool okay time to fish 1 hour later yo let's go a fish bro it's literally the smallest thing I've ever seen bro it's above average 2,000 years later yeah let's go a big fish oh no it's too heavy I can't pull it out pad fussy here you go it's one big boy yo Geraldo I know you travel a lot do you know where there's a secret treasure chest oh yeah of course I do I have a map for it but it's going to cost you $500 3 hours later you let's go I somehow ended up at the end point of the map but how do I open this chest now yo engineer can I get a hammer yeah here you go please don't break it I guess I just got to hit it crap it didn't work you a can I get one of your bombs so I can pop open a treasure chest what no I'd never my bombs are so precious at least it does a good enough job for this okay dropping it in 3 2 1 wait I just realized those were teeth well now I have the treasure chest let's see what's inside bruh freaking Shrek pop figure I'm done with this why did I need a Shrek figurine oh oh that's not important I just needed you to break the teeth HG cheeseburg Big Mac hurg cheeseburg big Macer now I have reverted your Nerf and also made you do two times more than before the Nerf and you also attack 1.5 times faster and your Megalodon looks even more drippy now okay that's pretty cool now I can pop Elite blarious in exactly 11.3 seconds and I can also pop around 600 bad why would I need even more if I'm the best status and also the fact that Vortex decided to get stronger and now has 50 billion and no monkey is able to pop it not even me okay I want to be the first what do I need to do for the next upgrade well for the next upgrade you need to go get the wizard Lord Phoenix's soul and also make a new fire Moab and then instantly slap it in the face and pop it and also pour water onto The Inferno ring your wizard Lord the absolute zero said that you smell and you get no maidens can you please go un alive him yo absolute zero there's a cam Moab incoming use your ability it can pop camos okay if you say so yo Moab I'm the king bad do you want to a new upgrade oh my God yes thanks King bad what is it going to be well it's a fire Moab upgrade for it you got to go dip yourself in Lava Hot Hot Hot Hot yo I did it upgrade me please boom now you're the fire Moab now I'm going to come up to you and slap you in the face and remove my mask now you're dead L plus ratio being powerful feels cool yo can I buy a bottle of water yeah here you go it's $5 what in the heck are you doing uh nothing yo ninja could you go sneaky sneaky and pour this water bottle onto The Inferno ring yeah sure thing that's easy wait why did I even do this yo Mr Killer give me the upgrade now wow I'm just red now yeah now you're the lava megaladon you put every balloon you attack on fire and you have five times more damage and you also just look 10 times cooler and you're a top G okay that's cool but now my Megalodon is scared from the water and says that he wants to be an ice one now what do we do oh I can do that for that you need to go to Antarctica and somehow break the ice ground and you also got to take all the three ice monkey tier 5s and make them get sacrificed to the true Sun God and also gift something to snow fusty yo Mr Penguin how can I break the ice on the ground bro what it's literally impossible plus that' be horrible for me wait I got an idea yo big boy Pat can you come help me with something yeah sure what is it well we got to break Mr penguin's ground crap it didn't work I've got another idea you fire Megalodon could you melt this ice yeah sure that sounds easy oops I just accidentally broke Antarctica he it's fine yo ice monkey I'm making a party tonight do you want to come yeah absolutely that sounds fun yo absolute zero how are you alive okay that doesn't matter tonight I'm making a really cool event do you want to come yeah it sounds fun yo Isle impale there's a really cool party in Sun Avatar's house do you want to come yeah of course huh where's the party this is just the sun Avatar sunny boy do the thing before they realize he hey stupid ice monkeys huh how did you not get sacrificed just no skill issue yo fussy the Snowman here you go a new PlayStation 5 and also a new truck for you because you look cute no homo though yo Killer Queen give upgrade now let's go I'm even Bluer now yeah now you're the ice lava megaladon yeah that sounds weird but you can choose whether you're going to use the ice or the fire version the new ice version is able to slow down all Bloons including bads for 99% speed so basically stunned and you have an ability that makes all Bloons have hypothermia and take damage over time from Ice okay that's pretty cool now I'm able to use both the fire and the ice in whichever situations I need it and I can pop 100 Elite bluses but I can't use them together oh that's fine we can fix it for that you need to go get a fire and ice tower in a fight and you also got to go ask Steve to make a nether portal and then break it yo absolute zero number two The Inferno ring said that you smell like a fart and you're also ugly and that your mom is fat where is that guy bro yo Inferno ring I know what you said to me in my my mom you're a singular ugly ball of fire that can't even do anything in life what I didn't even say anything wow Minecraft and Bloons ain't no way yo Steve I've got a block of obsidian can you make a nether portal out of that yeah here you are you going to go in oh no I just needed it so I could break it bro that's so stupid yo engineer can I get that hammer again yeah here you go what Why didn't it work bro a normal Hammer Can't just break obsidian what do I need for that well you got to get three diamonds so I can make it into a diamond Hammer yo Steve what do I got to do to get get three diamonds you got to go mining for them here you go a pickaxe so you can actually get them I've got a better idea yo XX Dart monkey 69 XX can you go mining for diamonds I'm going to pay you 0.01 Dody coin for you going mining for three diamonds here you go an iron pickaxe oh my God yes I've always wanted to have dog a coin 5 minutes later here you go I got 23 stacks of diamonds and it only took me 5 minutes I'm not even going to ask how but thanks yo here you go 23 stacks of diamonds please make the hammer better if a few moments later here you go go smack that obsidian L nether portal bad killer give upgrade please now wow I'm just black now yeah now if you use the fire and then the ice next you become the obsidian version and your Megalodon's teeth become 100 times tougher so he can hold 10 times stronger balloons and also hold them for longer okay that's cool I can do 1 billion damage but why do I need even more bro don't you remember Vortex now has 50 billion Health oh yeah right what can I do to be able to one-hot him well I can make you be able to penetrate his shield like it's not there but it's going to require you to bring me the Energizer radiating circle around it as well as the old vortex's soul and also you got to make a business for selling Shields around the monkeys and scale it to $1 million per month you submarine can you go underwater for a little bit yeah sure why go Meg do the thing what the heck Meg why did you eat him it was way too hard just to get the circle so I just did that and he was tasty Vortex you're an absolutely trash boss get eaten L plus ratio wow this is just way too easy you engineer can we make a shield product that protects the monkeys from the Bloons I've never made that before but yeah sure I could do that with vortex's soul here I already got it that guy is a total Noob oh okay you also need to go bring me the new be looking Tower thing Soul yo new tower you're a machine correct yeah I'm the newest technology made by the best Engineers okay that sounds cool hey he stupid machines they can't even touch grass you here you go is soul I want a good product to be able to sell 5 minutes later I made it it's able to protect the dart monkey from any attack from any Bloon and it looks drippy okay now time to sell it hello Dart monkeys please buy my product it's really cool I lick it you will too ew what know you smell like cheese yo Benjamin I hate the selling experience please tell me how to make $3 million 3 days later yeah so it's very easy go sell my little boy you Dart monkeys you're cool and beautiful buy my product please wow you're the best salesman ever here you go 1 million yo killer I'm a huge w at selling can you now give me the upgrade now you're able to fight Vortex like a normal blarious and you also do 10 times more damage to specifically Vortex so now you do 25 billion damage to it okay that's an insane 25 times increase but I don't really care I want to get to 50 billion what do I got to do for that last upgrade okay for that one you got to start going to the gym and do a 1,000 pull-up record and you also got to start doing martial arts and you also got to think of a new idea to make the business boom up to $76 million per day crap I can't do a pull-up everyone is going to laugh at me they're all looking at me oh no I failed three days later all right noobs take a look at this 10 seconds later and 10,000 this working out thing is way too easy yo Goku monkey how can I get better at martial arts oh well you just got to hit this training bag 10,000 in one times 3 hours later okay I did it and I jacked now yeah you are we're at about the same power do you want to fight now yeah that sounds fun L Goku yo engineer monkey let's make a new Goku Shield that makes the monkeys turn into Goku and be able to attack 100 times faster okay for that you got to go get the Goku soul I already did that here you go what in the how okay I put the item up in the store let's go we rich now kumalala or sesta bro that was over a year ago no now you're jacked and you have a six-pack and a gigachad jawline and you're able to do 57 front flips in a row and you can beat up everyone in this world and you do 500 billion damage to the vortex Ninja Kiwi I'm feeling too weak please give me more power oh yeah sure here you go a little five damage buff but that does literally nothing to my damage I want even more I don't care you're one of the strongest you don't need anything more but I do need more hello I'm a Frog and I can give you magic powers that's a first for me what do you want for them well if you could bring me a Jar full of insects I will be more than happy to help you open how how much would a Jar full of insects cost there for a friend dude I'm pro- nature not pro selling nature if you want stuff you got to look on the black market hey I think you look black enough have you got a Jar full of insects yeah all day long for you here you go it's going to cost you $500 what the hell I don't have that much asterisk SI asterisk I guess I don't have any other choice yo I got the Jar full of insects what are you going to turn me into now I'm turning you into you but better a superior form Just Close Your Eyes wow what the hell I look very powerful yeah and now your stats are way better you have one 0000 more damage with 100 more Pierce and a new ability that's like the anti- Bloon yo bloonarius do you want to see a cool magic trick yeah sure what is it that's more powerful than I thought yo boat Paragon you're absolute garbage I'm way better now dude who put those colors on to you you look as if a 5-year-old painted you that might be true but do you want to look at my stats yeah sure what are they and I also have a cool ability that makes me go crazy fast on my attacking dude how did you do this I wanted to bro why would I tell you that' just be dumb yo fat py how much does your personal training cost I'm getting in the gym it's $200 per hour and I'll get you jacked in 2 weeks okay sure what's the program teach me now well you got to eat no sugar no carbs only protein and fats and no processed foods oh that's not going to be that hard then and when you do get jacked you'll have infinite bad PS that happen automatically what that's a thing I'm getting jacked que ickly oh a cake I'd never eat it never would I ever oops I think I ate it dude what the hell look at yourself you got fatter oh no let's go do a gym workout so I can burn it off okay so for this workout you got to do 1 0000 squats with good form and then 10 million bicep curls and you'll be jacked seems easy enough 346 minutes later and finally the last set has been done wow now you're slim and jacked and have abs even though you haven't trained them you Dart figan look at me I'm now jacked and can pull in infinite bads without even pressing anything bro what that's infinite damage how did you do that nah not telling you you dumbo yo Ace Paragon you were saying that you were stronger than me with your 160,000 damage ability right yeah of course I'm stronger than you well I got fit and now I can pull in infinite bads without even moving my finger what the hell yo peras Spike do you want to combine and make the ultimate plane that shoots spikes out of the sky with extreme speeds what no you smell and look like cheese I don't want to Yo Bloon Master Alchemist do you want to combine into a machine that shoots your potions from the sky and makes every balloon into a red balloon oh my God that's such a great idea let's do Ito holy crap we look so sick let's go boast to the boat Paragon yo boat Paragon you might say that you're fit but we've got the drip what in the hell did you turn into well me and Bloon Master Alchemist combined together and now we shoot his potions out at any Bloon and we're able to turn even bads into Red Balloons you can't compete with that you Dart Paragon you look sick you same to you man did you compete with boat Paragon too yeah I beat his butt yeah same here dude I hate just having me and Buccaneer be water towers please make more of us what no that'd be stupid I'm not making more brw Ninja Kiwi is so annoying yo I've got an idea but it's going to require a lot of resource from you okay what is it well we can either make all the towers water towers or make us land Towers we can do both but we got to start with the first one okay to make them water towers you need to bring me 1,000 lers of water and you also got to drown three towers that have a fire aspect on it yo pirate lord where are all of our water reserves well they're literally the sea why are you asking I've got reasons wait how can I take this water with a singular bucket you engineer monkey can we make this buck at infinite I need to collect uh the dart monkey's tears he cries too much yeah sure thing just give me like 5 minutes and it'll be done 75 years later yo here you go it should work okay now we just use the bucket bro it doesn't want to collect the water you know what I've got a better plan Pat fusty okay thank you Pat now can you puke it out on the boat Paragon yeah sure thing y wizard Lord Phoenix do you want some water to drink yeah sure I was thristy nah whoopsy do yo Inferno ring do you want to go to this really cool waterfall yeah sure I just got to make sure that I don't touch the water okay let's go 12 seconds later wow this is really beautiful thought I shouldn't be this close to the water and I don't know why I'm standing on the edge bro I didn't even have to do anything myself this is way too easy your Bloon ceration close your eyes really Quicky I've got something special to show you okay sure excited to see what it is why am I hearing water droplets don't worry about it okay now you can open your eyes wait so what did you do yeah water plus Fire doesn't combine very well in a mortar yo I got everything done when is the thing going to happen in about 1 minute and 37 seconds 1 minute 37 seconds later huh nothing happened for us for us yeah nothing did meanwhile huh why don't my normal attacks work anymore y you got to change what you do there's a new update that makes us all water towers brao what that stupid what do you do well I shoot my normal bottles but filled with lava now because it's oddly effective you little Dart monkey why are you crying I don't know what to do with this water stuff I can't find myself s any attack oh I can help you with that if you want to though it's not going to be easy yes I don't care if it's hard just tell me what to do to get stronger well there are three upgrades and they get stronger but also get harder to get okay what do I got to do for the first one well you got to go and get submarine Soul somehow and also drink 1,000 L of water yo submarine now that we're water towers can you teach me some stuff yeah sure what do you want me to teach you well if you're in the underwater submarine form can I see what happens yeah sure oh no water AO decide us huh this water also should be okay for drinking yo I did everything that you asked me for what now well now you just wait a bit for me to make it 2 hours later wow I'm blue now yeah now you can damage the balloon when you're on water and you can also go underwater and surprise the balloons from underneath also you do three damage instead of one okay that's pretty cool but I still can't pop a ceramic balloon what do I got to do for the next upgrade well you got to get pirate lord soul this time since he got overpowered a couple of updates ago and you also got to get me five monkey knowledge points since I want to be smart your pirate Lord do you want to go do something in the sea I can now swim since I'm blue yeah sure thing I don't know how you became blue but that sounds cool uh what where did you go that was way too easy yo Dr monkey I know you're smart could you please give me five monkey knowledge points well I can only afford giving you 2.5 the half one was bitten by Glue rat okay then are they for free what no I also need to eat it's going to cost you $400,000 okay can I loan one of them at least yeah sure I don't see why not H let me see it says that if I want to make money I got to steal from Benjamin that seems smart yo Benjamin can I get $400,000 from you what no I don't just give out cash for free yes you will okay yes I did it's now in your bank account yo I did what the book said now I have $400,000 so I can pay you off okay then here you go the 2.5 On's better of the glue rat's teeth are still in the half one yo Batman I know you're really smart since you turned yourself into a billionaire and also made yourself a superhero so do you have 2.5 monkey knowledge books yeah of course I do but if you want them you got to give me some tomato tomes since I want to make a salad later tonight but don't want to go out for them you have you got like 10 Tomatoes yeah I do they're going to cost you $5.70 yo Batman I got your Tomatoes can you give me the monkey knowledge books now yeah sure thing here you go yo Geraldo I got everything that you asked me for can you upgrade me now yeah of course 3 hours later yo what the hell do I have a water crossbow now yeah of course now you can shoot and swim even better underwater and you have a crossbow that shoots toxic water onto the balloons with three shots at once okay this is pretty cool I can a BFB all by myself but I want even more power we have an upgrade after this and for it you got to go and steal a boomerang monkeyy Boomerang as well as get the sacred monkey knowledge point from the backro seller yo Boomerang monkey why the hell are you blue long story but can you pass me a boomerang of yours I want to see it from close yeah sure oh it looks really cool yeah now bye it's cool I have infinite of them bro where is this back room seller oh hello can I get one sacred monkey knowledge book yeah sure thing that's going to cost you $500,000 thank God I have some leftover cash from earlier yo Geraldo I got what you asked me for this time please make the upgrade overpowered okay okay I'm going to try 3 days later yeah this time I look way cooler and the blue actually fits me yeah and now you have an ability which makes a water bubble around any Bloon under a bad and that bubble stuns it for 3 seconds and you also now have four times attack speed meanwhile yo boat Paragon I'm getting bored of all these towers being water yeah same here dude but to fix this one is easy you just literally got to bring me a rock huh a red rock okay let's get it yo got the rock here you go now please fix the stuff 5 minutes later dude you brought me a fire rock now we're fire to Towers okay no we don't want that here you go a normal rock 5 minutes later okay now we're land Tower so we got to get some upgrades on this meanwhile what the hell happened dude meanwhile okay I'm going to go find some ground experts so I can get upgraded by him yo Perma Spike I know you put spikes on the ground so you must be a very good land Tower can I get some land upgrades oh yeah absolutely man we're going to get your current powers and transform them into land ones do you want to begin yes what's the first challenge well you got to bring me a shovel and also some candy as I want some you engineer monkey how much would a shovel cost from you well it's $10 as it's homemade crap I don't have that much yo Benjamin can you lend me $10 I promise I'll give you them back dude you still haven't returned my $500,000 loan from an earlier episode uh yo Pat fussy do you got $10 yeah here you go just return them later crap I don't have any leftover cash for the candy you know what I'm going to use a different strategy 12:00 midnight let's go now I'm invisible why the hell is my candy floating yo permas Spike I got everything that you asked me for what now give me all the stuff and I'll make it just give me a bit 4 to 6 days later bro what I'm just my tier five but orange what do I do well now you're the submerge and ground you get into the ground and look for all the incoming balloons and you tell the monkeys which are coming and you also are able to go under the balloons and pop them with radioactivity wow this seems sick I can solo abfb by myself but I want to get even stronger okay for the second upgrade you got to get me the biggest one soul and also press a red button 1,000 times with the same interval between each press yo biggest one look at me I'm now upgraded you that looks sick what do you do well I'll show you but let me also tell you I go under the ground and have radioactivity that kills all Bloons oh that looks sick wait why am I feeling something oh that hurts no Sub Stop stop stop no wow that was way too easy huh so I just got to press this button 1,000 times that seems easy 24 hours later and one th000 this took way longer than I expected it to you Perma Spike I got everything done 48 hours later bro I'm orange again that's boring now you're the ground strike you have an ability that makes a missile come from under the Bloons and destruct that part of the map for 3 seconds so Bloons can't go on it and have to wait okay that sounds pretty sick let me go test my Powers let's see can I pop a bad wow what that was way too easy yo I can pop a bad with ease but still can't pop blarious what's the next upgrade so I can do that well for the next one you got to go and eat a frog it's not that hard and also steal the fortification off of a bad God I got to eat this little guy now several days later I still haven't eaten him 6 months later okay I think it's time to eat him now okay wow that was disgusting but it wasn't that hard you guess what stupid little bad what do you want dumb monkey I'm stealing your fortification what you can't just do that watch me bro what the hell yo I did the things that you asked me for but please never make me eat a frog again nah it's fun 3 days later bro I'm just the sub Commander but orange well yeah but you've got a lot more now you can remove all the fortification from all balloons and you also do that first strike ability automatically and you also buff all other land Towers in your radius with 10% attack speed yo blarious how much health do you have about 40 million I know that it's a lot okay cool let me just one shot you wait what no you can't do that how much soup would I be able to make out of blarious Ninja Kiwi can I get a new upgrade I'm feeling old what no you don't deserve it brother this is stupid yo I know how to give you the power you want what who the heck are you I'm the tier 14 legend of the light I know what I'm doing okay that sounds fun how can you upgrade me well you got to bring me some materials and I can make your upgrades okay then why are we not doing it what's for the first one for the first you got to go bring me the triple shot Soul as well as steal the sun aspect of the sun Avatar yo triple shot do you want to come with me to dinner in a fancy restaurant yeah sure only if you pay wow I'm absolutely loving my fancy chicken nuggets but I got to go to the toilet I got the perfect plan this is the greatest plan I saw that your chicken nuggies were left unflavored so I added a little bit of salt oh thanks brosi yo Geraldo can I buy a potion that removes the sun Avatar Sun aspect he said that he wants it I don't know why he would want that but yeah sure here you go yo son Avatar here you go a potion that's going to make you even more into a sun dude it literally says Sun removing potion on it I'm not drinking that I have a Hypersonic gun with red hot rangs drink it now yo upgrade me I did everything wow now I'm a triple shot yeah now you shoot out triple the amount of boomerangs and 1.5 times faster as well this is the weakest upgrade that's pretty good now I can pop a bad but I still need a camo Village for it okay for the second upgrade you need to go make the glaive Lord and Moab domination come but don't tell them what we're going to be doing and also get $500,000 yo glaive Lord I'm hosting this really cool party tonight do you want to come yeah that sounds fun yo Mo Abomination there's a really cool event at my place today I know glaive Lord is coming oh yeah I want to come too okay now I set up a site that I sell bionic Boomerang arms on Wow business is just way too easy all right beautiful monkeys welcome to this party Mr legend of the light will show you what we're going to be doing this doesn't look like a party this feels like I have two more souls inside of me and I get to control both of them yes because you do now you're the boomerang Paragon now you have camo detection and you do extra boss damage as well as you have the other two guys attacks let me see my power wow that's pretty cool now I can pop the blarious with ease yeah but for the elite one you'd need even more crap I need that what's for the next upgrade well you need to go get the T Zone Soul as well as make the fastest running shoes on Earth yo T Zone can fire catch onto you and burn you yeah it can but only some specific fires yo Mario do you sell fire flowers yeah they cost $500 each yo where did you go yo Sonic how in the heck do you run so fast oh it's it's 50% me 50% my shoes what is being put into those shoes it's a lot and I mean a lot of cheese yo Dr monkey I figured out the secret to Sonic shoes he just puts a lot of cheese into them I knew it was something cheesy if you bring me a lot of it I can make them you Mr Pizza could I steal your cheese I've never been asked that but yeah sure yo I stole the cheese from a pizza can you make them now yeah sure just give me a bit 1 hour later here you go the cheesy shoes they go at 1, 643,902 slow I Amo I got the buckled shoes now please make me Sanic one two wow I'm just blue now yeah now you attack three times faster and also your orbiting glaes spin five times faster and you're blue okay let me see my power what I can pop the elite blarious in 3 seconds now why would I need more upgrades well the dread Bloon decided to go into the mines even more and found the strongest material that not even we monkeys have and now he has 10 billion Health crap I got to pop him what's for the next upgrade well you got to go scale your bionic Boomerang business to now sell bionic Moab domination boomerangs wait how the heck do I make Moab domination boomerangs yo geralda do you sell Moab domination boomerangs no but if you bring me the materials for one I could make it for you what are they it's a bomb Shooters bomb The Inferno ring ball and also a good old Boomerang yo bomb shooter could I get one of your bombs yeah sure that's going to cost you $500 yo Inferno ring could I steal one of your balls what in the heck did you just ask me yeah one of your meteors oh you should have said that but no I don't sell them that's kind of a skill issue you Boomer let's play catch with your Boomerang you throw it and I try to catch it sure that sounds fun yo Heraldo I got everything okay just give it to me and it'll be done a few moments later here you go the best boomerang that you have ever seen not really I have better boomerangs but thanks okay now I guess I just got to combine this empty bionic Boomerang body with this new Boomerang yeah that works now I put this onto the interwebs and I should be making millions 5 minutes later 15 minutes later you let's go we rich now yo I did the deed now please make me better huge W I'm red now yeah now your explosions are five times bigger and do two times more damage as well as you make $50,000 per round so you're the best farm okay that's pretty cool now I can do 10 million damage to dread Bloon still not enough though what's for the next upgrade you got to go overfeed Pat fussy as well as shrink the biggest plane and also get the bez's Soul as he's the tallest dling you Pat fussy I see that you're ripped do you want to bulk even more to become even bigger yes of course my favorite food is fish oh no an intruder megaladon quickly attack him thanks I'm going to take him with me yeah here you go Pat a 1,000 T fish thanks I'm going to eat it in 3 seconds wait no I forgot to train so I'm just fat now skill issue yo Alchemist how much does a shrinking potion cost about $500 million Thank God I'm a multi-billionaire y sa I know that isab doesn't like to get Disturbed so could you bring this potion to him it's going to make him even bigger yeah sure I'm going to like that hey isab here you go a potion that's going to make you even bigger it's from Boomerang Paragon what the heck why am I so small now you Bez do you want to go to Mount Everest yeah that sounds fun let's go oh no this air there is no oxygen no help me Boomerang help hey hey this is quite literally a huge skill issue your white light boy give me the upgrade now wow I'm a big boy now yeah now you're too two times bigger and your projectiles are 10 times bigger and your orbiting glaves are five times bigger and the bigger they are the more damage and Pierce and Bloons they are able to hit dude I'm able to pop 100 Elite bluses with no issue yeah but this is nowhere near the final upgrade you only do 500 million damage to the dread Bloon for the next upgrade you got to un alive all ice monkeys into either fire or lava you super brittle quick blarious is near this lava pit and I need your help to pop him oh my God yes let's go huh where is the blarious I don't know probably somewhere in the lava you absolute zero do you want to combine you with fire to make you stronger I don't know how we would do that well I can bring you the Geraldo hot sauce potion and it's very weak yo Heraldo can I get a hot sauce yeah here you go it's $10 yo wizard Lord could you fill this hot sauce bottle up with fire yeah sure but it's going to cost you $1,000 you here you go the Geraldo potion he said you can drink it since it's very weak yo icicle imp pale The Inferno ring has something to tell you okay then let's go to him 10 seconds later where is he just kidding I ate his balls and now have his powers mwah life is just way too easy you give me the super ultra duper upgrade now wow I'm just blue again yeah now you have all of the ice monkey powers combined which means that you can stun bads in their places and you make bosses move 50% slower as well as you can leave icicles on them that do a lot of damage now I can pop one 00 Elite bluses at once but I still only do 1 billion damage to the dread Bloom okay for the next upgrade you got to combine the Zar bomba with the biggest one's nuke as well as make the elite Defender shoot those combined nukes Yar bomba let's go see which of us two can run quicker oh that sounds fun let's go hold on I just got to leave my bomb to not accidentally nuke us okay we're going in 3 2 1 he he stupid Ace monkey your biggest one could I take one of your nukes so I can combine it with the Zar bomba one and make it better I don't know how you got the Zar B B nuke but yeah sure here you go I guess I just hit these two together now and they'll combine yay let's go now I've got a better nuke yo Elite Defender do you want to take this nuke and shoot it at the balloons there are no downsides for you I don't know how you got that but yeah sure I hope it fits inside my gun you're bad you're bad at being good meanwhile y light boy give me the next upgrade bra this time I'm orange yeah now you have a lot of explosions every time you attack a zar bomba explosion goes off on the map but without the animation because it's annoying and whenever a Bloon goes into your orbiting glaves an explosion occurs on them and every attack does a biggest one explosion but 100 times stronger that's pretty good now I can pop 50,000 Elite blares at once and also deal 5 billion damage to the dread Bloon but I need that extra 5 billion more okay well for the final upgrade you're going to need to go get The Grandmaster ninja and the sky Shredder Soul as well as make a potion that makes you attack 10,000 times faster than you usual even if it's for 0.01 seconds yo Grandmaster ninja why is it that you shoot out nine shurikens but you have 10 in your art what the heck are you on about also why is it that you still live with your parents plus you get no maidens plus you are slower than a turtle plus you're an L plus you have shrimps plus you don't eat eggs yo what's up Sky Shredder can you come I've got something to show you with sun Avatar yeah so what is it he's going to show you in 3 2 1 thanks sunny boy you're the best yo Dr monkey I know you're smart can you make me a potion that makes me attack 10,000 times faster yeah you just got to bring me a pack of chocolate M&M's yo Geraldo can you get me a pack of chocolate M&M's what no we're in the 23rd Century we don't sell such sugar-filled garbage on the market anymore yo Geraldo can I get a pack of chocolate M&M's yes of course here you go they're the healthiest snack you could ever eat here you go Dr monkey 2 hours later here you go just be careful when drinking it I did everything here here you go the potion a few inches later now your orbiting glaes are 50,000 times faster and you attack 10,000 times or faster so you do a ton of damage to say the least uh I love being the soul bind well now you're not I took it away from you wait what why because I wanted to L plus raich you what in the heck just happened a classic Ninja Kiwi taking away things they shouldn't I can help you bring it back what did they steal from you well I was the Sentry Paragon until they came in and stole the Paragon part after which I went and stole it back okay then that sounds cool how can we do that for me first we got to give you an upgrade so you can fight so for that you got to go steal the Moab and BFB is hard yo Dr monkey could I take the knife that you do operations with I don't know why you need it but yeah just make sure you bring it back hey Moab and BFB I'm a new Bloon could I stay at your place while I figure out what I'm going to do for cash yeah sure we love having guests over 12:00 midnight I don't really know how to do an operation but it's probably going to work out 5 minutes later yep it worked out yeah what's going to be my upgrade I hate being upgrades you're going to see well nothing is different in me yes it is now you're the Prince of Darkness you're able to resurrect Bloons from the dead and make them fight for us that's pretty cool but I'm still not the soul bind bro stop worrying so much that's for the next one but look at your current power that's pretty decent but I still want the soul bind okay then for it you got to go steal the monkey Wall Street banana Farm as well as you got to make $1 million and also sacrifice the life of a monkey crap this is a very real scenario where the banana Farm is behind a very complex security system crap I touched one of the lasers freck it I'm just running through and I'm Ying it wow that actually worked out for me what the heck why have I been stolen shut your non-existent mouth up y Benjamin what's the best way to sell necromancy powers to monkeys oh well we got to make you a 2 hours later and yeah that's it thanks Ben dude I would have paid for that information if I actually remembered it 5 minutes later okay now I've got a site on the interwebs let's see what the people think bro what okay what if I change the font to the goofy a Geraldo font 10 seconds later goofy a Geraldo for the absolute win yo little Dart monkey do you want to ascend into ultimate power boo I'm 5 years old I don't know what that means do you want powerful boom bam wow pretty respected friends tall beautiful oh my God yes give me that now okay you just got to go into this machine I sent him to the dinosaur age yo stupid engineer give me the soulbind now bro come come on at least give me something visual so I can look cooler no that's stupid now you're the soul bind plus Prince of Darkness you have both abilities and you're just the two upgrades into one there's nothing special but we can make it special okay that's boring how can we make it special then well I can combine the two upgrades into a neverbe seen Fusion that works together okay what do I got to do for it you got to go get sacrificed by the true Sun God and then leave out of him so he explodes and you also got to become your Paragon so I can use the Paragon powers for the normal you y Avatar I know you need sacrifices so I want to be one of them what I normally kidnpped them okay well I'm doing it in 3 2 1 he he now I've escaped out of you br you're actually so stupid now I have no sacrifices and I'm garbage that's kind of your skill issue go kidnap the other Towers now weak sunny boy you did you hear the news the Prince of Darkness has two upgrades now yeah he's getting even stronger than us we might have to either get him out of the picture or combine our powers with him yo what's up guys I fell through the hole in the ceiling what were you talking about well we were talking about how strong you were and that we want to combine with you to become even stronger oh that's exactly what I came here for do youall want to make a paragon yeah but where do we get the cash for it from don't worry I've got the money oh oh oh oh my God he let's go we big now let's see our power that's pretty good now we can pop the blarious oh no Prince of Darkness in charge now I can pop the blarious you engineer quickly do the thing it's very hard to withhold two other tier five Essa powers for long that God they almost overpowered me what new things do I do well now every time that a balloon leaks you get to choose to either make your graveyard bigger by sacrificing a tower or to use some of the balloons in your graveyard for lives and you can make it bigger until infinity and be able to tank blarious what I don't trust that let me see what Why didn't it work bro you got to build up your graveyard first 2,000 years later oh wow now it actually worked but it took 2,000 years can we not make it quicker yeah we can for that you need to go get back in time and go steal Sonic from the dinosaur age and make him meet the Sonic that's now and eat him that's oddly specific but okay raw I am big boy Sonic Dino and I go fast sometimes but I also eat a lot of peanuts okay I really don't care you're coming with me to meet your new version Prince of Darkness why in the heck have you got my dinosaur version stop asking questions go big Dino Boy eat him that's a big no from me he can't eat me I'm faster than him brother I'm a freaking wizard I can just stun you in your place okay go big Dino Boy eat him crap I can't move good big boy do bro this Quest was way too easy give me a harder one next time it is a wonderful life now your graveyard gets filled up 10 times quicker and each dollar is now worth plus 100 space in the graveyard so you can easily make it bigger okay that's pretty good now I can easily tank blun Arias's but it still takes a bit of time and in that time they might leak so I need a tax too can we upgrade my Prince of Darkness aspect yes absolutely for that you're going to need to go and turn into a fake Moab and get resurrected into the L's graveyard and go hit him in the heart and you also got to get blunari is's Soul yo Jericho can I get a fake Moab skin onto me yeah but first you got to go pop some moabs okay here you go yo L I'm a dead Moab can you resurrect me hm I haven't seen you before but yeah I'll give you the benefit of the doubt now you're resurrected also another question where is your heart probably somewhere in my fat stomach why are you asking no reason yo sniper could I take your rifle for a bit so I can shoot Lich in his fat stomach yeah sure just make sure to give it back 360 yo Steve could I buy an anvil so I can drop it on BL aras's fat ugly face oh yeah we all love abusing balloons especially fat ones ah I love being an alive fat green Shrek looking balloon Anvil always works like planned hello I'm from the FBI and we're searching for the stolen crypto Moab gun uh Quincy stole it yo I almost got caught by the FBI give me the next upgrade yo it's your boy boltrix make sure to subscribe to the Mr Ender Channel bro why do I get no visual changes because you already look cool enough now you're able to summon even Zong and bads and even fat boy blarious which means that you can do up to 100 million damage with a single graveyard charge okay that's pretty cool now I popped 2 and A2 Elite bluses with one graveyard well you used to yeah but now that the elite blarious saw how mean you were to the normal one for being fat he decided to start going to the gym and now he has 15 billion GP crap that's a lot I need to be able to pop him what's for the next upgrade for the sixth one you need to go make the most powerful attack and also become the president of the monkey City without manipulation yo booger God how can I make the most powerful attack ever well we got to combine one of my attacks with $1 million as well as the true sun god with the mad and the ray of Doom crap I've run out of cash already yo Benjamin can I loan $1 million yeah but if you don't bring it back I'm calling the FBI on you yo true sun god do you want this really tasty cookie for free oh yeah thanks pod hey now he's mind controlled by me yo Madden Rod here you go two cookies since you're one of the best balloon popping machines thanks Prince you're really nice he he mind control for the win y booger man I got them all what do we do now hey just bash them together two of them are robots they're going to be fine what now nothing happened oh I just got to do this wow that's actually so shiny here you go the most powerful attack I actually don't know why you'd need it hey beautiful people from the most beautiful city with the most beautiful citizens I have the most powerful attack so please vote for me you beautiful Community oh my God he called us beautiful yes of course we're voting for you I'm the FBI yet again this time I need to charge you $1 million as you didn't return it to Benjamin I don't care by loser the FBI almost got me again please give the next epic upgrade hurg cheeseburg big mapper hurg chees you have nothing visual again since I hate making those but now your normal attacks do three times more damage your graveyard does 10 times more damage and the balloons in your graveyard are way bigger and take up more space for more damage okay that's pretty cool now I can do one billion damage of the 15 billion I need but that's still not enough can we not upgrade Soul Bine to make it help with the damage oh yeah of course we can for that you need to go buy 1,000 live potions from Geraldo as well as make a little chip go inside of the spike Factory that has a camera and can see what's on the inside of it and then explode the outside and only have the inside left yo Geraldo can I buy 1,000 of your life potions please why in the heck do you need so many because I want to feel alive brother you're Undead you can't feel alive can you just give me the potions yeah here you go the engineer can we make a little chip that has a camera and is able to self-destruct whenever I tell it to yeah sure how small do you want it about 0.01 mm bro what for that you need to bring me the Bloon Master Alchemist potion yo Bloon Master Alchemist could I buy one of your potions what no I don't sell my secret potion thank God I still had the Anvil left from earlier yo I got the potion okay let me just apply it onto the chip here you go yo super Minds look at this really cool chip oh whoops it fell inside of you oh well W it's an infinite Ikea made out of Lego I knew it that's where it got its spikes from it all makes sense now there's an infinite Ikea inside of a spike Factory that makes all the spikes shut up you conspiracy theorist and just let me upgrade you number 15 Burger King foot lettuce wow finally you learned how to add color just be great grateful for your upgrade now your lives are op so every life that you leak you gain two extra lives so you can absolutely never die oh no blarious I am too weak I cannot beat you you can just go and leak okay L by [Music] loser he he stupid blarious he's the biggest and fattest L ever Ninja Kiwi I hate being the only Tower like this I want the other ones to have a minigun too what no you're supposed to be special the others are staying like they are but I don't like being special yo I can teach you how to make them like you what you're just a dark monkey you can't know in btd1 I was the only one that was a monkey and I turned the others into monkeys too okay then that sounds trustworthy how can we begin this well to turn them all you got to go and take one projectile from each of your tier 5 S oh that's very easy you best can I take one of your missiles since they look like gum and are really cool yes just please don't eat them they're not gum you mad can I take one of your shots they look really cool and also green is my favorite color yeah sure thing just please don't explode them at some monkey otherwise they'd charge me yo Ray of Doom can I take uh how is this going to work can you take what well can I take your Mighty Ray what no that thing is so expensive to me I'd never just give it out like that now you will you stupid Dr doofen schur's clone 5 minutes later yo I got everything that you asked for okay now you give you the stuff to me and I'll go do the magic 4 to 6 days later what nothing happened to me yeah of course to you it won't but to every other Tower including me it did meanwhile wait why am I constantly shooting out Boomerang and where are my upgrades yeah the game got remade so every Tower is now a dartling gun and they also wiped out our upgrades so we got to make completely new ones what how in the heck do I make myself upgrades I see that you're a little lost in this new upgrade Boomerang do you want some help yes of course please how can I get upgrades well I know how to make upgrades but I don't have the materials for them so it's going to be three upgrades and for each you got to bring me materials okay that sounds pretty cool what do I got to bring you for the first one well for the first you got to get me the bomb shooter and bring him here since he doesn't have a soul as well as The Inferno ring soul and I'll make it wait I don't think the bomb shooter will have anything against if I just yoink him yo Inferno ring do you have anything that's toxic to you but not to me yeah the rainwater it's able to kill me but not you lucky monkeys okay thanks wait why do you need that information okay I guess I just got to wait for it to rain let's go I got rain now I'm just going to pour it on top of the Inferno ring haha stupid Inferno ring yo I did everything you asked for how do I get upgraded well you just close your eyes and I'll do the surgery wow I'm a fiery boy now yeah you're the fire Boomerang Gunner now your attacks leave a fire dot on the balloons as well as they explode on impact and it's a big explosion okay that sounds pretty cool can I pop a BFB well yeah barely you can but on a zoomg you have no chance okay that's not enough for me what's for the next upgrade well for the second one you got to get me the elite Defender Soul as well as Pop Vortex as he's the fastest boss yo Moab do you accept Hitman request yeah but it depends who it's on well that Elite Defender guy has been quite mean recently and I want to un alive him what no I'd never do that on such a proud member of the Bloon popping Community he's one of the best he teaches little Dart monkeys how to fight against the Bloons he also said that your mom is fat okay never mind I'm in it's going to cost you $500 can I get a MC fluffy with Wait no that's not why I was here how much time is it going to take me to make1 500 here well just because you look cute it's going to take like a minute and something 1 minute 37 seconds later yo I got the cash what do we do now oh I don't need it I already unived him out of anger oh wait he said that your mom was skinny not fat how can you confuse those two wait I can't pop Vortex all by myself yo engineer can you help me with your Boost so I can beat Vortex yeah sure thing but I don't work for free so I just need an ice cream bar as payment you God could I get an ice cream bar yeah I wasn't going to eat it anyway it was just staying in my freezer yo here you go the ice cream bar completely fresh out of the tsg's freezer thanks now we can get on to buffing you 5 hours later okay now you have an entire 10x of my buff stack thanks enie yo Vortex you're so stupid that you're a muppet what the heck do you want you can't pop Me by yourself oh why are you so sure yo I did everything what am I going to get now you're going to see after the transformation but it's going to be [Music] epic yo what I look sick now yeah now you have a permanent beam of dartling Boomer attacks that Stacks with the previous upgrade and you also have an ability to make the shooting even faster okay that's pretty cool I can now pop a bad but I want to be able to pop aite blarious okay then I can do that for the next one you got to go get the ultra Juggernaut Soul because he has balls and also the absolute zero since he makes a perfect circle around him yo Ultra jug do you want to see my new powers oh yeah this update completely messed me up yeah same here Broski so here's my new attack oh no I accidentally hit Ultra Juggernaut oh well nothing I can do about it now I am Mr policeman and you're under arrest put your hands in the air no eat sand yo absolute zero you're an ice monkey so some amount of heat should be able to un alive you right well yeah it's 50° C so about as hot as the wizard Lord Phoenix wait why would he need that information you wizard Lord Phoenix could I get some of your lava yeah sure here you go a bottle of it it's free since it's literally just my bird's cough that's weird but okay thanks dude I heard the Discord join sound where are you stupid ice monkey really thought I just needed the info for Education yo I got and did everything what now well now I'm going to make you into the most powerful Boomerang dartling the world has ever seen when I met you in the summer yo what I'm just the glaive Lord now well yeah but actually no you have three rotating glaes just like him but they shoot out dartling boom boomerangs that have all the things in the before upgrades and they also have extra rotating glaves on them just like the recursive cluster the rotating glaves on the boomerang shoot out even more boomerangs but just once wow that's a long description let me see how I am against blarious yo blarious what's up Puff the glaive Lord bro you're the only Tower that's left in the D tier you're trash oh well I got a little bit of an upgrade Ninja Kiwi I hate having no upgrades please make me some bro you're literally the best tier zero you have nothing nothing to complain about Ninja Kiwi is the worst yeah I know right he is he didn't want to upgrade me either but I took this into my own hands oh super mines how did you do that well I had to figure everything out myself and make everything and it was hard but now I'm going to give it all to you for free oh that's actually so easy for me oh no it's not going to be easy you're still going to need to put in a ton of effort okay then stop being so mysterious and just tell me what I got to do okay okay for the first one you got to wait 10 hours as well as get the engineer Paragon Soul because of his sentries and also get the ice monkey Soul wow so I just got to wait here 5 minutes later this is actually so boring a little longer than a few minutes later it's still boring many unbearable hours later yeah let's go the 10 hours passed yo I found this really cool chamber that UPS your power my friend tested it and turned into the Super mines oh cool where is it give me a minute I'll bring it here yo scribble knot could you draw a time machine yeah sure thing here you go yo here's the power machine you just get in and press that big red button oh thanks Spike I wonder what I turn into hey hey I just sent him to the dinosaur age we can count him as dead yo ice monkey I think you like ice so do you want to go to Antarctica the ice is colder there oh my God yes I've always wanted to go there when are we going right now oh this actually looks so cool oh no I forgot that Meg lives here oh well I guess it was meant to be this way yo I got everything for the first upgrade please make it good okay just close your eyes and I'll make it SM wow I'm blue and yellow now that's cool now you're the longl lasting spikes your spikes now last two rounds instead of one and you also get a lot more damage as well as your spikes are now triangles okay that's pretty cool let me see my power wow what that's extremely good but I still can't pop a BFB so I need even more what for the next one well for the next you got to get the undead Tower the prince of darkness' Soul as well as the anti Bloon since it's a machine so it's technically Undead yo isab can you do the quantum entanglement on the Prince of Darkness with this one Dart monkey yeah sure thing now they're linked yo Prince of Darkness I got you this one Dart monkey so you can experiment making Undead monkey that sounds very cursed in the quite literal definition but yeah I will just give me a minute 5 minutes later hey hey Quantum entaglement for the wi yo atie Bloom do you want to go on a picnic together today is going to have great weather yeah sure that sounds fun when are we going right now brotha wait what why is there thunder you said there's going to be great weather oops yeah sorry I meant absolutely horrific weather yo I did everything please tell me this upgrade is overpowered yo I look quite deadly now yeah now you're the deadly spikes you do a lot more damage and can easily pop a BFB if you have enough buildup time okay that sounds cool let me see it in practicality wow that's overpowered but still not enough to pop the bad what does the next one need well for the last and most powerful upgrade you need to go buy yourself an hourglass and also get the big Benz clock as well as get the Perma charge and Perma bruise Souls yo Geraldo have you got an hourglass for sale yeah of course I do it costs $5 okay now how the heck can I steal this big a clock that was way too easy y perach charge I heard that you can use the mo ABD domination Boomerang with your bionic arm oh my god really can I try that out yeah here you go a boomerang of his don't ask where I got it from okay now in 3 2 1 bro how can you seriously not see that there was a bomb inside of the boomerang stupid naive monkeys yo I got an idea on how to make your Perma Brew better oh my god really how tell me well you got to give me a brew of yours and I'll try making it better using a combination of some stuff okay here you go 1 hour later here I'm made it way better and I made you be able to drink it now oh my God thank you so much let me try it out I still don't understand how these monkeys can be so naive yo I did everything please make the final upgrade epic it's out of the power you this looks sick now I'm big as heck yeah now you're the Perma Spike so you're spikes last six rounds not forever sorry but now you do a lot more damage and you're overpowered okay let's see if I can pop a bad let's go hello I'm here to Nerf you to the ground nah nin kiwi I hate having no balls please make me some what no that was the worst way you could say that also you don't deserve [Music] them hey little Dart monkey why are you crying well asterisk sa asterisk Ninja Kiwi didn't want to give me balls what they didn't want to give you balls what the heck do you mean well I want to have a Ault that can throw out balls so I can hurt the balloons in a cute way oh you should have said that first yeah I can help you gain that asterisk cute voice asterisk oh really M yeah you just have to go out and get the materials and I can construct the machine okay sure what materials do we need for the first one well you got to go get the Inferno ring Soul since I need his ball and also the spirit of the forest one too since he's made out of wood yo M Inferno ring can you come with me I want to show you how to wash your hands ah fine you're a child I can't say no to that so you got to go to the sink turn it on wash them and then what I do to dry them off is just shuttle them in the air so the water goes on everything around me no I'm made out of fire I'm not supposed to have water on me no yo Spirit of the Fest I've got some really cool stuff to show you in New York City do you want to come yeah I don't know how you're going to get us to there though dude I'm a dart monkey I have magical powers oh God this air oh God the pollution oh no my sensitive nature lungs aren't able to handle it bro I hired a Hitman and this bozo died by himself yo I did everything what do we do now well you just close your eyes and I will bifi you yo what I look sick I have balls finally please don't say that last sentence ever again but yeah now you shoot out balls and you're pretty powerful bro what I can't even pop some Ceramics that's trash yeah you're just a tier three we can get you up to a tier five if you want oh my God yes yes please what's for the tier four well you got to go get the pirate lord soul since his ball shots are even more powerful and also steal the bomb shooter he doesn't have a soul so you can't steal that yo pirate lord can I take a look at your balls what in the heck did you just say yeah the cannon shots they look really cool oh those balls you should have said that first yeah what else did you think of nothing here you go you can take a look at them easiest kill in my entire fortnite career yo bomb shooter could I steal you please what you you don't just ask somebody if you could steal them you just take the bad and do the deed oh okay yo I did everything that you asked for okay now you can just close your eyes and I'll begin the operation wow now my balls are made out of steel and are even bigger please remove the word balls from your vocabulary yes they're bigger now and you do a lot more damage wow I can now pop Ceramics that's very powerful well yeah but take a look at your Moab damage oh wow never mind that's trash how can I get even stronger well for the lad you need to take the triple shot Soul as well as the super moms so I can make you Ultra yo triple shot do you want to have a shooting competition oh yeah sure that sounds fun when are we starting now oh no one of my shots hit him in the head whatever shall we do you super Maelstrom you look really cool and you're also a machine but what's able to kill a machine since I want to kill uh Professor evil yeah he's a machine I don't think Professor evil is a machine but to kill a machine what you got to do is throw a green leaf on their head and do a fortnite dance without the dance it wouldn't work y Obin can I get one leaf yeah that's going to cost you $500 bro that's overpriced but I don't want to go searching for leaves so here you [Music] go yo I did everything I'm excited to become a tier five okay I'm just going to let you know that it's going to hurt a little bit this time huh that didn't hurt at all okay now you're the ultra Juggernaut and your balls split into multiple Juggernaut balls after they've already hit a Target let me see my power Among Us bro you're actually so 2020 okay but I'm still cooler and susser than you I'm guessing you don't do anything special just like me oh no I'm the fastest enemy in the entirety in the game and have quite a bit of Health bro what I'm literally a useless Bloon and can't even use my regrow properties you got to meet the DDT Among Us bro who sent this cringe here the strongest Bloon in the entirety of the game did anyways I just wanted to tell you that I'm 20 times faster than you okay then let's have a race sure I'm going to win 2 1 the Zar bomba is over there that guy must be so slow I can't even see him yo who are you you look cool I'm the free Dart monkey what about you I'm the green Scout what do you do well I'm the most overpowered Tower in my game and I can beat anything oh cool how much damage do you do exactly 1 million one damage that's so weak I do 1 million 2 damage yo Benjamin could you lower the green Scout's damage by three yes of course my free Dart monkey Lord yo your damage is now 999,999 what the heck I can't live with that wow he meant it seriously who the heck are you the Gladiator tower that sounds cool what do you do I just do the slashy slashy on the zombies and take their hearts out are you trying to compete with me for the most powerful tower well I can't do that on the damage but what you don't realize is that I have a sword no my God why did you do that it was a cannon event it had to happen yo another laser Tower what do you do well I'm not really a laser Tower Tower I just shoot blasts of energy quickly and do a lot of damage bro and this is the strongest Tower I can't believe it yo true son God go talk with that accelerator Noob yo you're the strongest Tower in your game right I think so yeah okay then how much damage do you do about 50 damage that's actually so weak I do 1,000 damage I don't know what you expected I'm a bald man and you're a freaking God hello peasant bro you're a sniper just like me yeah but do you have map wide range bruh what no way you have that yes of course I do also my first path stuns moabs for a few seconds my second path gives me a ton of Moola and my third path goes br oh do you mean like this yes exactly like that but even louder what the heck big black guy is meeting me I've heard that a million times my name is the DDT okay how much health do you have bro that's actually nothing I have 1,800 okay I don't care I'm still 10 times faster than you got to go to yeah that's cool you're an ace pilot do you give hidden detection too n camo detection is very easy in here okay then what the heck do you do well I'm just a big plane I shoot out a ton of darts and also big bombs and also a ton of darts with a ton of darts too and did I mention that I nuke all the Bloon on screen and also that I shoot a lot of darts bro would I just give stupid hidden detection to Towers get nuked L what the heck do I have a daddy now please shut up I'm not your daddy okay then who are you I'm the gold Titan boss from TDS okay I'm the golden blue I teleport to somewhere else when anything hits me you can try wow that's actually real what else do you do well if I do get popped the person that me gets five bucks bro it's monkey money I can't even do anything with that money money money L Mr Crabs yeah let's do a dance fight okay sure did you like it no it was trash mine is better I say that both of them were trash no you bonjour I'm the French alien I'm an alien too but I have nothing to say do you want to fight yeah sure that sounds fun he now I stole his power yo true Sun God could you remind me all the Bloon strengths so I can pop them better oh yeah of course their powers are that they two hours later thanks true Su God I'm going to become the best Bloon popper the monkeys are so stupid you fallen boss I got all the balloon Secrets what they do is that they 2 hours later yo blun Arius you said that I was weak right yeah but why in the heck are you so big I stole your secrets and now I have ultimate cross game Powers oh so you know that we fart a lot that's cool but why are you such a fat looking like stack can't even say tack looking boy you aren't falling King you be the falling Bozo you're so weak that even my grandmother can step on you H fake pack gu this is how you eat a big man yummy wait a minute you look like me oh my God no way somebody else like me yeah let's get married y mayor can we get married what the heck no I already have a wife oh no I'm talking about me and Bloon zombie that's a no too you two are completely different species yo you're purple that's cool yeah I'm the purple Bloon I'm immune to all magic attacks I'm the bolt and I'm really really fast and have 65 Health what I only have six Health how he he I have 10 times more Health than you bro I'm bored of meeting the balloons I just want to pop you what the heck hey hey I'm immune to Magic yo I'm a necromancer too what do you spawn I spawn basically every zombie in my game wait you spawn the enemies that's not for me yo I'm the Lich how much health do you have well I have 250 health and spawn a lot of enemies what are you laughing about I have 24 million Health DF what the heck another minigunner no way yeah that's quite literally my name what do you do I am either a giant laser of Doom a giant rocket launcher and also a pig looking tier five that's pretty cool how much damage can you do what is that actually real yeah why would it not be dude I can only do four damage okay then your bosses must be weak you use such an error that you a mistake your parents didn't want you shut up I'mma glitch your life out okay now how much health do you have I have four health I know it's really powerful for the early game my brother and true son God I have 400 Health you aren't powerful I like your c g what the heck are you you pink looking thingy well I'm the pink Bloon and have five Health but I don't have any immunities huh that's pretty good good job Bloon boy anyways I have 180 health and I'm really really really fast and I mean really fast how the heck am I even supposed to compare the thing is that you're not I'm just simply stronger this is the huge W of being pink now I have all his [Music] powers huh I'm very weak I need some upgrades y Ninja Kiwi can I please get some upgrades my mouse got scared because of your ugly OB buuck teeth so I can't do it sorry that's the lamest excuse ever a little dartling Gunner searching for power I can help you with that why are you just like me but purple I'm the unloading dartling Gunner and I can give you the power okay then let's go you have two paths to choose either my path or the buck path you're just William Aton so the buck though I could try yours after that okay for the first one you got to go get the Mad soul and go stare a pig in its eyes asterisk sigh asterisk I hate being so slow you mad do you want to get faster attack speed I don't know how you can read my thoughts but yeah how do I get it you just got to pay me $2,000 and I'll do everything yo Steve can I buy a speed potion yeah it's going to cost exactly $11,999 let's go I have $1 left for an ice cream bar yo spider monkey can you put your poison inside of this potion yeah I love doing that that's not what I meant but it works too yo Mt here you go your potion thanks dartling you're the best you let's have a stare down okay sure ha you looked away I win yo I stared down the fat pig give me the upgrade now bro I'm really about to get your pickle boy EG wow I should be doing pretty good damage now yeah now you have a laser cannon and do the pew pew with lots of lasers okay that's pretty good but I still can't pop round 63 nor lead Bloon so I need even more for the next upgrade you need to go get the sun Avatar soul for his Sun Powers as well as the sky Shredder soul for his consistent shooting you said that's slower than a turtle l+ ratio yo son Avatar what are you doing oh I was just watching the fortnite movie why just wanted to ask if you want to go to the coolest mountain ever oh yeah I love sick mountains let's go oh my God why is it so cold here bro I told you we're going to the coolest mountain ever I didn't think you meant it literally oh no my sun Powers they're slowing down the cold is too much to handle help me lay yo Sky Shredder do you want to go on a trip to the Bahamas yeah do you want to fly together inside of my jet nah I'm going with my friend look over there that's his car what were you doing behind me uh nothing I was just checking if your fuel tank was full oh okay thanks laser 2 hours later I made sure that he has just enough fuel to not be able to to get here yeah did you hear the sad news the sky Shredder was found in the ocean just next to this island you sound very upbeat for that information I'm going to report you to the police yo policeman this guy made the sky Shredder drown I really don't care I'm getting too underpaid for this yo I need the second upgrade now come on kill me I'm here I look even cooler now yeah now you're the plasma accelerator so you have a constant laser beam that does a lot more damage with a lot of Pierce let's go now I can pop round 63 yeah but take a look at this bra I'm trash for moabs what's for the next upgrade wait I just realized I'm giving you the wrong path eh doesn't matter for the last one you need to go get the elite Defender Soul because of his even faster consistent shooting and also steal the superm's outfit and get the Sentry Champion Soul hey Elite Defender look under There underwear haha I made you say underwear yo super mines how about we make a bet okay what is it is it if I'm able to do a bigger explosion than you I get to steal your super mines upgrade you'll never be able to do that let's go tactical nuke incoming thanks Zar bro what that's actual cheating you can't do that l+ ratio yo Sentry Champion I know what you want most the heck what do I want you want your Paragon name back oh my God yes yes yes can you give it back to me yeah I can you just got to drink this liquid brother it has the literal poison sign on it I'm not drinking that oh no the skull just means that your skull is going to become bigger which means that your brain is going to be bigger and you're going to be smarter dude I'm still not drinking that okay then plan B time oh hello yeah thank you Shrek yo you've been looking kind of sussy please stop being so cringe these nuts got him wow I'm a big laser now yeah now you're the ray of Doom you do a consistent Ray of incredibly high damage and you're one of the best not so expensive Towers who round 98 is like nothing to me yeah but you're trash against lots of bads but we can fix that with the last upgrade if you want yes yes yes what for it well you got to get the true sun god Soul as well as get a business up that sells Sun balls and make it get $1,000,000 per day do you mean $1 million yeah same thing yo true son God I know you're a God and stuff do you want to come with me so I can give you a god girlfriend and you two can marry yeah SAA already rejected me won't hurt to try another yo Adora you so hot that you a goddess uh do you want to be my girlfriend oh my God yes of course true son God that was such W Riz yo if I give you $5 in an ice cream bar will you break up with him yeah that guy was ugly and Powerless either way 5 minutes later Adora my goddess will you marry me oh what no you're ugly plus you're fat plus you're made out of cheese plus L plus ratio yo Adora did you potentially collect his balls uh yeah I did why could you give them to me I need them yeah sure here you go yo Benjamin can we make a business selling the true Sun God's balls yeah sure we can just go find the target audience yo little super monkeys do you want to buy the true Sun God's balls for power yes yes yes give them to us now life's like a dream unloading Gatling Gunner I'm ready for the ultimate power power oh boy this doesn't look let's see what he's this man let's go now I'm you wait why are you golden you naive monkey you had to take my form so I could become even better more powerful the best in the world now I can go steal the secret formula wait this is the same as the moon God episode let's go ooh Shrek saves the day yet again who are you and why do you look like me I'm your fourth path the golden solar mad oh cool what do you do I shoot out the tsg's projectiles and I shoot them out from all sides of my body so no Bloons can get past me how in the heck did you become like this oh I had to do a lot of tough challenges one of which being killing the true Sun God I wish aora didn't divorce me your true son God here you go a little ice cream as a gift so you can calm down from your divorce thanks Matt it's fantastic to have friends like you in such times bro really taught I cared about him I just poisoned his ice cream you bro guess who's a golden mad too now I am better yo I'm the Killer Queen oh my God is that a JoJo reference yeah of course it is the modder loves JoJo okay but what in the heck are you toy wanted to get a little more powerful super mine so he got his modder to upgrade me and I can beat round 500 yo magic Jeremiah please give me the powers of the Killer Queen oh no mate I can't I've only got the dying King Powers asterisk sigh asterisk why are you so offbrand okay can you give me those then yeah for that you just need to go kill a king yo King monkey here you go a pipe bomb maybe you'll survive it yo Jeremiah where are my dying King Powers right here you stupid now you do half the damage that the Killer Queen does and your lifetime is 30 seconds wait what yo Killer Queen I look like you but upside down now and I do half the damage that you do but the only minus is that I explode 30 seconds after being placed down that's why you shouldn't buy anything from Jeremiah what the heck why do you look like me but with the true sun god eyes I'm Jeremiah a superior form of you I only sell offbrand things to monkeys and I've mastered the art of scamming so I get the maximum amount of profit okay what kind of items do you sell I've got literally everything just ask for something okay have you got the XSL trap oh no mate I've got the balloon chipper how in the heck do you have that and why did you get a different accent I can switch between my two accents do you want the item or not yes of course I do oh yeah I forgot to mention it can't chip balloons it can only chip monkeys what hey hey good balloon chipper wait no no no no no no no no do we seriously have Shrek in the game now yes and my onions are way stronger than you they do 999,999 damage on a bad bad day yo another bird just like me yeah bro I'm the Falcon from blockx fruits that's cool what do you do well my first ability just makes the user get wings but it doesn't do anything it just allows the other moves the second ability flaps the wings and it causes a blast of wind which knocks back enemies the third ability is a charge forward and if the player hits an enemy he will grip their opponent by their feet and Collide them with the ground and this does a lot of damage and stuns for a bit the fourth one causes the user to charge to the the enemy which claws them several times and does damage the fifth one allows the player to fly around and basically escape from the enemy wow that's cool the only things I do is take the balloons back on the track by flapping and clawing them what would happen if you ate me I don't know man I guess we could [Music] try uh okay yo I'm the top G bad nothing can pop me shut up nerd my dude wasn't I supposed to meet a bloxs fruit well yes that's exactly what I am you don't really look like it I know that's because I'm the meme fruit you ain't even a fruit but okay what do you do well I just put down a bunch of traffic cones while doing a clapping animation and the players can bump into the cone which one shots them even if they have infinite health wow that's kind of like me since I do infinite amounts of damage to any balloon and I'm also free I'm not quite free I'm only an admin fruit because of my overpowered and I also need extreme accuracy to work well all right you can only have one of me and that's only the first free Dart monkey you get from the monkey knowledge okay but I'm better than you what no I'm better no I'm better bro for real copied me nah bro you're just jealous I don't even know what you do I can't be jealous oh I've got five abilities what are they well my first one is a lightning dragon that explodes on impact the second ability summons giant lightning bolts that rain down on enemies which causes immense damage and also stuns enemies though the lightning strikes are random the third one creates a large beam of lightning from the sky which when it hits a Target makes it levitate in the sky and does a lot of damage as well as stuns the fourth one summons thunderclouds that form into a large electrical orb and when the user lets go the orb hits the ground and explodes whilst doing insane damage and stunning enemies and also making them levitate the last one is a simple lightning Dash teleportation to wherever your cursor is bro that's a lot of things I've only got two types of attacks oh I'm not even done I haven't shown you my awakened form so now in this form the first one is that the user creates a beast made out of lightning which explodes on impact and does good damage with all right knockback and has a bigger hit box than the first version of it the second one makes the user create a thunderstorm like the first version of this ability and it makes lightning strike down from it and Strikes do massive damage and stun enemies the third one is a massive Thunderbolt that strikes the ground and does massive damage and as always it stuns the enemies it hits the fourth one is the creation of a giant Thunderball from the sky made of lightning and the ball gradually expands which inflicts constant damage and stunning any enemy caught and does damage anywhere in its gigantic hitbox the final one is an even better electric Dash forward and you can do three dashes before having to recharge my dude my two abilities are literally a tornado that pushes back Bloons and also Druid Thorns but the main is the tornado we do the same main thing though I guess we do yeah I'm the biggest dinosaur to ever exist wow yeah bro you're huge what do you do well I just eat the balloons and I've got an ability that can stomp on the ground and stun balloons around me oh that's like nothing bro what I want to hear what you do if mine is nothing well my first ability turns the user into a mammoth and then Stomps on the ground which say sends three large slashes that's kind of like my ability the second ability makes the user turn into a mammoth again but this time the animal does a highspeed dash forward and if an enemy is hit they are launched upwards the third ability is again a dash forward but this time if a user is hit they're slammed into the ground the fourth ability transforms the user into an armored Mammoth and the armor makes him take 60% less damage and the final ability is a giant leap forward and the leap is longer if the user wants to make it longer and when landed it creates a massive crater whilst damaging any Enemy Inside of it ain't no way bro and I'm also guessing you have an awakened form yeah of course I do now the user is permanently a mammoth and my first ability is now a combo that you just tap one button to achieve and it's got a furious Roar at the end the second ability is a stomp into the ground which sends three large slashes at first and then three more that are at a wider angle the third one is a dash forward and if it hits the target it will be knocked upwards which deals huge damage the fourth one is another Dash forward but if the enemy gets hit it gets slammed into the ground similar to its unawakened form the fifth one is just simply a transformation back to the human form and the last one is a stampede forward for as long as the user wants and it deals continuous damage to anyone that gets hit by it I remembered like nothing of what you just told me but you've got a lot of abilities so are you going to be good at Bloon popping I don't know man I guess I could try huh where are the balloons man you just supposed to be wearing your red wristband but where is this sword's owner I have no owner I'm just a sword that anyone can equip oh fair enough what are your attacks well I've only got two abilities the first one makes the user Dash forward and attack any enemies in his path and the second one makes the user slash through the air which unleashes a short range air slash that strikes all enemies in its path and knocks them back that's cool I've got two abilities just like you the first one makes my fly into the air and land on whichever Bloon I've chosen and deal immense damage to it the second ability makes me Dash through the track three times damaging whichever balloons I go through that's cool so we're both about equal power so now I'm level 20 and I'm guessing you're on your max too right yeah I'm a completely different sword but we'll go with that what do you do at this level well I kind of told you everything I do at my last level even though I didn't do it back then but now I just do more damage I guess oh okay well I at this version have two abilities yet again this time my first ability makes the user spin around and create a tornado which stuns and damages enemies and after a bit it drags them away the second ability makes the player do a back flip and do a dash towards the enemy while slicing them which does high damage yeah you're kind of good I guess but I'm better BR y let's go another sniper buddy yeah bro how many paths have you got three and in the next couple of year I'll be getting a paragon oh dang that's sick but I've only got one path that's a bit of an l what does it do though well at my last upgrade I attack slowly but do 32 damage and at the one before that I attack two times faster but do 22 damage so you're basically paying to get less DPS yeah I don't know what below what thinking whilst making me do you want to try to pop a MOAB yeah sure it's just a Bloon it should be easy bro what is this bull crap logic a balloon is not supposed to be able to tank a bullet shot brah no way you seriously died to that can I try beating one of your enemies yeah sure bro what is this new guy here your absolute worst nightmare yo I just beat Fallen King in three shots why am I meeting a beefy gorilla because I'm a better version of you oh really what do you do well I can do a lot of things but the main thing like yours is that I can buff towers near me by making loud noises to make Towers scared and attack more oh cool how much do you buff towers around you with wow that's pretty good I buff towers by 30% what would happen if we both buff the most powerful tower oh bet let's do it you activate your ability first so I get the 30% on your three damage bro why do you look so unpolished because I'm from the old TDS oh what are you different from the new one I don't know I hate those new Dumbo okay well what do you do I do the shooty shooty and leave burn on the enemies oh cool how much damage do you do well zero since I wasn't ever actually added into the game hello I'm the old TDS Farm bro why do you look like you're growing coconuts okay bro I can upgrade myself wow bro I can do that too anyway so what do you do well I give what $5500 every round bro that's so trash I give like $20,000 per round all right but I give cash to every player in the game all right but that's still way worse than me green Scout op free Dart monkey op wait haven't I met you already well no but actually yes since I'm the old version oh okay then what's different in you well I don't really know but I do a different amount of damage how much at Max bro bro how are you so trash I don't know why below made me this way below either make me better or I'll shoot you in the head with my gun my brother that gun does so little damage that it can't even damage [Music] me just tell me how much damage you do bro who are you you weak looking guy what are you on about I'm a level 50 crook boss you dumbo oh I'm sorry my good sir nah it's all right what do you do though I do the pew pew with magic what about you well I do the pew pew with guns too but I also spawn mafia members on the map that just bump into the enemies and try to un alive them wow that's pretty good I kind of do something like that with spawning a phoenix in the middle path yo I'm the Sentry oh same here bro what do you do well I just shoot out simple bullets that do all right damage huh that's cool how much damage bro I only do one hold on let me upgrade myself now on this one I can do two damage and five Pierce so about 10 damage in actuality and how much do you cost but that's for a tower that creates multiple of me all right well I cost $118,000 for a single huh yeah so we're pretty similar that's the most off-brand mortar I've ever seen yeah bro because I'm from the old TDS oh cool what kind of upgrades have you got well I have big boom booms with giant explosion radius and they do a ton of damage I've got this same type of upgrade big boom booms with lots of damage but I also stun oh cool how much damage do you do bro what I only do 50 damage and how much DPS yeah that's kind of trash I attack twice per second helicopter helicopter wait we already met didn't we well yeah but I'm from the old TDS oh okay what are your upgrades well I've got a minigun and also five missiles that have got explosion Splash damage that's pretty cool that's pretty much like my Apache Prime upgrade okay and so how much damage do you do well about 90 DPS but I can also do more if the missiles hit more enemies that's all right I do about 400 DPS okay but you can get four of me for your price three 2 1 go someone had to teach them the importance of good defense sing sing sing sing sing sing sing I get it bro you've got a knife but I've got a sword which is a million times better all right but mine is actually useful in the kitchen clean cuts and still cuts a tomato crap okay I need to beat you in DPS to be better now well I do 15 damage and attack 10 times per second but I've also got two extremely overpowered abilities br I can only do 90 damage at my Max but I can throw my knives and I also get a chainsaw that's sick but also kind of trash wait a minute why can't I just throw the chainsaw I want to shoot you in the head same here bro I don't want any competition guys you're supposed to be meeting not to be killing each other oh fine what do you do you elf looking thingy I am the holiday Archer not an elf looking thingy and I shoot out arrows that can Pierce multiple enemies and at my last upgrade I shoot out swords though my accuracy isn't very good my accuracy is very good as nothing gets past my bow but what are those sword arrows well they're my last upgrade and do a lot of damage how much about 27 per huh that's kind of weak for a sword Arrow why do yours do more well per Arrow no I do 25 per Arrow but I also attack four times per second so overall it's better bruh who created this dumb logic Ninja Kiwi of course Ninja Kiwi I hate you yo I'm the Gladiator oh hello I'm Sou how much damage do you do Madam thank God you're nicer than Shredder I do 150 DPS with my normal attacks and have two abilities that can also do a lot wow that's cool I can't do that much I just do 80 DPS but I've got an ability that increases my DPS by 30% for 15 seconds that's cool my abilities are one where I jump on the balloons and the second I charge on the track three times dealing a ton of damage to balloons wow that's so cool ninja kiwi can I please e Marry The Gladiator nope you can't marry Towers from other [Music] games we love Rockets we love strong Rockets yes bro my Rockets are very strong really how much damage do they do an insane 12 DPS you know that's kind of trash right wait what I do about the same DPS as you but I also buff all mortars and bombs and I also have an ability that stuns Bloons and also deals 12 damage BR then Jam is in the house bro that's such a cringe voice line what's cringe is that you literally stole my outfit yeah okay we don't talk about that what do you do well I give cash to the player who placed me and I can also make balloons go down a layer so I can do up to 40,000 damage in a single ability okay I really don't care about damage what I do is that I make Towers get discounted by 20% and they get like 35% more range that's kind of trash to be honest but I'll let you meet the village Y what kind of Buffs do you give 35% more range and also 20% discount have you got no speed or damage Buffs yeah no I don't wow that's kind of trash I can give Tower all across the map 100% extra attack speed and 100% more Pierce and without any ability I give 15% more attack speed I'm done with this bull [Music] crap that was absolutely sick Bro I know right it's so nice having another fast buddy yeah but wait which one of us is actually quicker I don't know man what kind of speed stats have you got wow that's very good what are your stats like bro that's all right if you've got good health I don't know if it's good but I've got bro I've only got five wait you've got a better guy to be meeting bro why am I meeting a toilet because I'm very much like you oh how is that well I've got extremely fast speed and also 480 HP wow that's the same Health as me have you got any immunities N I don't do you well yes I'm lead camo and also black so I'm immune to a lot of towers and can only get popped by late game Towers bro I don't have anything like that how are you so powerful we haven't had a race so we don't know if you're faster okay let's have one 3 2 1 go that guy is so slow I guess I am better than him bro renting a zar for only $5 is absolutely ping yo what is your bazooka do special well nothing really I just shoot out a powerful rocket that goes boom uh I expected at least something why do you do anything well yeah I've got three abilities the first one stuns Bloons I don't think we've got that in my game the second one makes mortar Target the mouse why would he want to kill a mouse Mouse and the third one makes all bombs and mortars attack faster okay those are some pretty cool abilities but what is your damage like well I'm mainly a support Tower so my DPS is only 20 but with the abilities it's like 40 oh that's worse than I thought mine is well yeah I'm support and you aren't it makes sense dude I literally do 100 times more damage than you you're garbage Striker where are our Doritos bro why am I meeting a speaker because we're the literal worst Towers in our games oh that makes a big more sense what do you do well I'm the speaker man and I just yell at the toilets until they decide to die that doesn't seem too bad well it is because in my upper tiers I barely do any damage oh how much bro if that's barely any damage then I do L amounts of damage no way you do less than me well yes I don't but I do that isn't that bad actually well yes it is because I cost 100 times more than you okay never mind it's really bad why have you got plungers on your back because I'm a stealthy ninja and how do they help you well I use use them to deceive the enemy okay stop with this wishy-washy stuff what do you actually do well I just use my plungers to kill the toilets do you throw them nah I just kind of punch the air and somehow kill the toilets that's got literally no logic and either way what does it have to do with being a ninja I don't know man I'm just named this way in the game BR I am exaggeratedly op and I stun everything that breathes bro no way why are you op well I've got a lot of health and I'm the strongest boss toilet in the game how much health what are you laughing about bro if that's a lot of Health then I'm a literal Hospital why how much have you got I realize that I can't blow up anyways have you got any abilities well yes I'm able to steal Buffs off of towers to use them for my own health and also stun them and I'm also able to revive Undead moabs bro I just get a dumb little stun I'm done with this I can make your creator meet mine if you want oh yeah sure make your toilets better you stupid Creator CA your toilet lives matter uh fine let's go what's up I'm the airplane toilet what's up man what do you do well I just zoom over the city and when I find a good spot I drop a big bomb on there to stun the towers oh so you're an enemy in my game the enemies can't attack at all oh yeah no in mine it's normal for an enemy to get fed up and start dropping nukes on the towers thank God our enemies aren't like that where did you go yo DDT why don't you go steal the Zar bomba bomb and use it against oh crap that's a really good idea ah yes I really love having my bomb what the heck yo bro guess what I got myself here oh no please don't use it on me bro that actually works no way you telanthric how'd you come up with the idea of toilet Tower Defense oh well pet Simulator X started dying so I decided huh why not make my own game and I got a friend of mine gave him coffee and 4 hours of sleep every night and boom now we're here so it literally took you less than a month to get more success than me for 5 years straight it seems like it yeah I'm done with this I guess I'll just take over the Bloons development yo Bloons Community I made a new update to Bloons huh you don't look like Ninja Kiwi but okay what is it well now every single Bloon is inside of a toilet and each one has a special ability and there's a new cameraman monkey oh my God that's stuff from my favorite series kabid pilet I absolutely love you telanthric bro I'm a literal goddess and I'm meeting a broken TV yes are you so mighty that I'm under your level I can either say the truth or be nice yo sorry for being late I don't know why Adora thought she was supposed to be here oh that makes more sense what does your fire do nothing really special I've just got two abilities one of them being a wall of fire and the other a map wide fire attack that Buffs Towers I do like 150 DPS that's kind of trash I do about 1,000 DPS well yes but you don't look like you're fireproof bro why am I meeting a monkey because we're the weakest towers of our game bro I ain't weak what are you on about bro you're literally free you can't not be weak we yes my base is kind of trash but when I get upgraded I'm pretty good okay then man I can get upgraded too what do you do in this form well I just have a fully automatic and I have no gimmicks and just shoot quickly that's kind of like what I do how much damage can you do well around about 90 DPS that's so trash I can deal up to about 200 DPS okay then let's see our other path okay so what do you do in this form well I just shoot out grenades that can do Splash damage and have an ability that throws an ultra grenade that does 300 damage oh wow and how much do the normal grenades do well about 15 damage but with the splash it's about 200 damage dang that's pretty good I do about 30 damage and have 200 Pierce but it rarely gets used wow we're so similar to each other yeah but we've only got one difference what is it my gun can actually kill bro why am I meeting with a robot because I'm the strongest enemy in my game like you oh cool do you have any abilities well currently no because the game hasn't released yet same here bro except for that last part I'm a tanky Beast how much health have you got bro asud khd how have you got so much I don't know man how much have you got okay let's just say that your miniguns sell Towers just so you get some pity points BR Big Boy submarine gang but actually why are you so massive what do you do well I need this size because I use my entire ship to load up submarine strikes onto the enemies that come into the map oh I do the same bro but I don't require an island worth of space how much damage do your strikes do oh I don't know man the game hasn't been released but I cost exactly $6 to place down old man really trying to replicate what I do shut up you youngster I can easily beat you okay then what do you do well I do a little bit of damage with my rocket launcher but my main thing is that I buff bombs and mortars so they do a lot of damage okay and how much damage can you do well with my bomb Strat I can do about no no no I'm talking about you by yourself bro I'm a support Tower you can't just say that sounds like copium BR anyways I have a path that's for crowd control that can do 220 DPS and also a path for Boss damage that can do up to 330 single Target DPS congrats bro you just beat an old man bro why are you looking like that bro I'm just looking at your magnificent gun oh thank you my good sir do you think it's good yeah it's all right it's kind of like mine oh really how well I've got path for explosive damage and also a high DPS quicker path okay let me just turn into the Mad okay so how much damage do you do with this explosive path well I only do 15 damage but 200 DPS but every attack splashes to multiple enemies okay that's pretty cool I do 550 damage to all Moab class balloons and I have an ability that's literally just a storm of rockets that stun moabs that's pretty cool what about your other path okay it seems that we do completely different things on this path well yeah but we've both got high DPS I just shoot out a giant laser that does up to 125,000 DPS though normally it's around 2,000 DPS bro would I only do about 500 DPS sounds like a skill issue bro what are you a farm yeah of course I am then why do you look like a landing pad oh because I don't just give cash for nothing like the other Farms I take in crates from helis oh bro you shouldn't be meeting with me then huh am I supposed to land on this guy wait no no no I'm here to talk about what about our money-making skills oh how do you make your cash well I just take in crates from the sky oh so that's why we're meeting how much cash do they give you but mind you that's from a $30,000 upgrade that's pretty decent I give $4,500 and also 25 lives can give lives too but from my other path I give 45 lives but can only restore lives so no extra lives then Jam is in the house bro that's such a cringe voice line you have literal cattier headphones what are you on about okay let's stop with the roasting fine what do you do well I give cash to every player in the game same here mate I discount every Tower and reduce the ability cooldowns of every single Tower oh dude you shouldn't be meeting me yo do you buff Towers yeah Ben told me you do that too how much do you buff well I make Towers attack 20% faster a 15% range buff and also 15% Tower discount with a 2cond ability coold down lessening okay that's pretty good my ability makes Towers attack 100% faster than usual and with no ability it's 15% faster bro what how 100% faster just no skill issue all right well I can also slow down bosses by 20% bro what yo how powerful is your laser it's pretty good bro how good well I do about 85 DPS so I'm pretty good [Music] dude what I'm able to do up to 125,000 DPS on a lot of Bloons the what and the what for the what did you just say well most of the time I actually just do 2,000 DPS ah yes just 2,000 DPS just that much you why am I meeting another zombie what are you youing about you ugly Bloon dude you literally eat brains and what I serve the same purpose as you oh are you an enemy yeah of course I am okay how much health do you have what the heck and you're the weakest yeah I'm kind of trash bro how is that trash I've only got one HP if that's the weakest how much does your strongest have I don't know man the game hasn't released yet BR yo bro who are you I'm the Speedy zombie from TDX cool how fast are you about 100% faster than a regular zombie oh wow that's kind of slow I'm the fastest enemy in my game what I'm fast as Frick boy you must have less Health than me then I don't know how much do you have what the heck that's so much I've only got five well yeah but you can beat me in a race 3 2 1 wow I'm so quick yo I'm the plague doctor that seems cool what do you summon that's not my main thing but I summon Knights and resurrected Rangers okay then what's your main thing well I can spray Towers to make them weaker I can stomp to stun them I can summon a bird that strikes the most expensive Tower and I also have a second phase that makes me have more health and makes Towers attack 40% slower that's cool how much health do you have okay and are you a boss nah just a regular enemy okay makes sense since I'm I'm a boss and I've got 24 million you're a disappointment bro I know I literally have no upgrades well then go get yourself some Lola but you're the one who gives them is Ninja Kiwi ignoring you too yeah okay let's go Riot to them we hate you you ugly kiwi I don't care go eat sand yo I'm the master of all tier 5s and I can help you get one okay sure what do I got to do for it for the first upgrade you got to go learn how to throw bombs properly from somewhere you teach your monkey have you got a bomb throwing class what you know we only teach useless stuff in school yo biggest one can you teach me how to throw bombs properly yeah sure but first you need to have a bomb you engineer could you make me a bomb yeah sure I've already got one it costs $5,000 y I got the bombs how do I get trained now well there are two trainings the first is the accuracy train throw the bombs somewhere so we can see how accurate you [Music] are oh God that's trash right yeah we got to get you to at least 99.9% which means that you got to practice until then 16 paranoia field days later come on come on man let's go congratulations you passed the first part of the training for the second one you're going to be spun 1,000 times per second by Pat fussy to make sure you can stay calm while that's happening it's squashing time oh I'm about to vomit 10 seconds later dude when you vomit you should vomit on the ground not on the fussy yo Alchemist can I get an anti-vomiting potion yeah but when you drink it you vomit for 3 days straight and then you're immune to it asterisk sigh asterisk I don't have a choice three days later I've been through hecking back for this now get Pat to do the test wow I actually survived that yo tsg I did the thing please give me the upgrade three days later boom now you're the fighter plane you shoot bombs from the sky onto the balloons and do immense damage that's pretty cool my ceramic damage is good but that Moab damage is terrible what's for the next upgrade you got to go get the intermediate training that the biggest one gives you your biggest one what's for the intermediate training this training is going to give you a serious ability so we got to check if you're adequate at flighting first so for that fly in a straight line that was less straight than eyesa be when he sees Bol tricks how is that even possible bro I got to go fix that now yo alch can I get perfect coordination yeah but you got to go to the engineer for that yo engineer can I get the perfect coordination yeah sure let me just tear apart rooc cave monkey a few inches later boom now you're able to fly in a straight line with absolutely no issues your biggest one look at this straight flying wow you even used the spinning and didn't vomit you're perfect for this now for the second test of this training you got to survive getting hit by a nuke and how does that even work well I got to shoot a nuke at you and see if you will survive oh whoops your Perma Brew throw one over so we can revive him what the heck I saw isab for a bit yeah you were dead for like 5 minutes go figure something out so you don't die on this test yo engineer it's me again can you make me some armor so I can survive a nuke yeah sure I'll go steal Kaiju Pat's armor and I'll add extra Tech to It 2 hours lat now you can survive up to 1,000 nukes at once and you have fancy Tech that can even brush your teeth for you yeah I'm ready for the nuke [Music] test yo tsg give me the upgrade now a few moments later now you're the ground zero you've got an ability that drops a huge fat nuke onto the map and Pops balloons easily wow I can easily pop moabs now bro but I'm still trash against zomgs what's for the last upgrade for the last one you need to take the final most extreme training of the biggest one who would have guessed yo biggest one what's for the last training well first I got to give you a quiz on whether you actually know anything about flying that sounds easy what is it well the first question is if you throw a nuke at 32° into Santa Claus's hole is the princess of Disney going to bring back uncle grandpa from the dead I'd say the answer is orange juice wrong if you want to get the the tier five you got to go get the answer you can you teach me everything about nukes yeah sure so bombs are made out of 2 hours later and yeah that's all info you need to know thanks yo I know the correct answer now it's that the degrees turn into fahrenheit and Santa Claus poops the bomb back out congratulations you've passed the first half of the training for the second half we got to make sure that you can resist Temptations oh that's easy stuck okay then can you resist eating this cake uh yeah maybe I can my brother you couldn't I'm big boy p and I can help you with this okay what do I got to do now we're in the gym and you got to do any exercise whichever you like 5,000 times 1 hour later boom I did 5,000 neck curls now I have Mike Tyson's neck yo now I can survive the willpower test I already tried it okay I guess I'm going to trust you now you have passed all the levels of Ace monkey education yo I got the Advanced Training done can I get the upgrade now boom now you're the Zar bomber and you have one big bomb that can nuke basically everything on screen I'm bored of just having sentries I want to have a new invention yo Ultra boost do you want to make a new invention together oh yes I already had an idea and knew what I had to do for it but I'm way too much of a fatty so I can't get my butt up to do it are you up to collect the materials for it yeah don't even tell me what it is I want to find out at the end okay then you need to go collect blue dye from Minecraft and you got to take the Megalodon Soul as well as snap a vacuum cleaner in half yo Steve how much is a blue flower exactly $537 yo Robot Monkey could you squash this blue flower yo Megalodon do you want to eat this really tasty blue dye yes yes yes give give give M that was really tasty well guess what the cave monkey stepped on it what snapping a vacuum cleaner shouldn't be that hard crap I can't do it yo Goku monkey can you snap this vacuum cleaner in half yes yes absolutely wait I can't do it yo what's up guys how are you stronger than me you're literally just a fat monkey Pat's not fat he's just muscular yeah I am how are you going to make the machine now just give me a bit of time and it'll be done 3 days later did you just Resurrect The Bloon chipper yes I'd be powerful like that but it doesn't have any upgrades well can we not give it some upgrade from btd5 oh yeah that's a good idea for that you need to go steal a ceramic balloon and make it go to our side and also take the Super Maelstrom Soul as well as get the ray of Doom Soul Bloon chipper suck that ceramic Bloon and somehow make it go to our side I took out its Bloon brain and replaced it with a monkey brain oaba I am Monkey GO infiltrate his insides now wait what machines are way too easy to take control of wait you have control over him yeah that's how you take a robot's Soul ceramic use the super maelstroms ability what the heck are you talking [Music] about yo what kind of upgrade is it going to be you're going to see when I make it one eternity later wow it looks cool now what does it do it's the final form of the Bloon chipper the Moab supervac it has an ability that sucks in all Bloons and moabs under bads around it for 10 seconds and is basically a huge staller Ninja Kiwi I want to have actual upgrades shut up I'm eating the new prongles flavor bro what just happened yo I can help you get an upgrade who are you I'm the tier six superglue do you want the upgrade or not yes yes of course what do I got to do well for the first one you got to go get the shell shock soul and you also got to get me some of the engineer's foam your shell shock do you want to go to the museum with me yeah sure that sounds fun hello visitors this is our best attraction the Tyrannosaurus Rex of course it's not alive because it's like 4,000 years old yeah do you want to see a magic trick yeah sure what is it yo I'm the big Rari dinosaur and I'm alive now I know I'm the best magician ever yo engineer can I get some foam hold on let me check if I have any 10 seconds later nah I've ran out I guess it's time for Plan B yo isab can I get some of your foam yeah sure let me just go get SAA 1 hour later yo isab gave me some of his foam Now give me my upgrade wow I'm green now what different things do I do well now you do a lot of damage to balloons and you have acid damage over time and you quite literally melt the balloons wow I can quite literally solo round 63 that's overpowered try yourself against moabs bro I'm trash against moabs what's for the next upgrade well you got to go get the big one soul and you also got to get Dr doofen Schurz to make you a nuclear bomb that's full of acid y big one do you want to go on a hike together no I haven't got time right now okay then can you show me that Friendly Fire is off since I'm scared yeah sure yo NK can you turn friendly fire on yeah sure thing yo doof andz here you go a nuke I got from the mortar monkey can you put acid into it yeah sure thing you just got to pay me 5 million1 $1 crap I only have $5 million yo ultimate glue could you lend me $1 nah man I spent all my cash on pop figures I yo Benjamin I know you've got cash can you lend me some nah man I spend it all on gambling you make $5 million an hour that is literally impossible a few moments later y I stole all of Benjamin's cash here you go okay I'm already done with the bomb here you go just make sure not to drop it oops it slipped you Mr glue man here you go the bomb okay now just wait a bit and I'll make your upgrade 24 hours later now you're the balloon dissolver you do a lot more damage to both Bloons and not moabs yet but you can still probably pop them and now you leave glue blobs on the ground after you pop Bloons wow now I can pop round 76 with no issue and moabs are barely a problem why would I need another upgrade right now you're able to pop the Bloons but wouldn't you want to be able to solve all Bloons that sounds cool yeah what do I got to do for it well you got to go get the biggest one Soul as well as you got to steal the mads colors and use them on yourself your biggest one do you want to get an upgrade to your attacks yes of course how can I get that I'll give it to you let me just get them Yo doin schms can I get another one of those acid nukes yeah of course here you go yo here you go it's made by the best scientist in the world thanks glue Gunner you're the best he get acid it you're mad the biggest one blew up my house since I disrespected his mom can I sleep over at yours tonight oh that's terrible yeah of course you can 12:00 midnight I guess I just got to inject this into myself now ouch that hurt but nothing changed in me yo I did both things can I start solving stuff now yeah of course a little later boom now you're the balloon solver you solve any balloon that's on the monkey Earth you can go test yourself out ninja Qi I want to have actual upgrades shut up I'm eating my Nutters yo I know how to get you upgrades for the first one go get me a MOAB Soul as as well as the Moab Eliminator ability yo Moab I want to turn to the Bloon side can I sleep over at your place I always knew you had potentional of course you can man 12:00 midnight yo Moab Eliminator can I take your ability for a little bit what no I'm always using that yo Steve can I get an anvil yeah here you go you give me the upgrade now a few inches later now you're the Moab Shredder you quite literally Shred moabs okay moabs are easy now but I want to be able to shred bfbs what's for that for your next upgrade I'm going to make it special you got to go get training on how to shoot fast from the elite Defender and also time Mastery can you teach me how to shoot faster yeah try how fast you can shoot right now okay now to get faster you got to practice shooting over and over again 2,000 years later let's go I got it now you need at least 10,000 per second bro can you not give me a potion for that oh yeah that works too can I join school to learn about time Mastery what no we don't teach anything useful in school May what can you teach me about time the biggest lesson I can give you is that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes I want to see what the upgrade is a few inches later now you have a new Fast ability go test it out that's cool but I don't want to have to be doing that myself can I not get anything for that yeah sure for that last one go get the bomb Blitz and the dartling Gunner Souls bomb Blitz is there anything that machine are scared of there's one thing but I won't tell you otherwise you'll use it against me I've got an idea engineer can you turn off the bomb blitz's electricity what why he puts the milk before the cereal oh my God he's such a criminal I'm doing it you're dartling Gunner can I try your gun yeah sure why though are you immune to your own attacks don't you dare un alive me with my own weapon you give me the last upgrade now 2 hours later now you're the carpet of spikes you do exactly what you wanted you can go try it out H you're not real what are you on about you haven't got any real power okay then give me some no bro he's such a bully yo I've been in your place wow how did you get out of it well I just had to do some challenges okay can I get some challenges too yeah sure for the first challenge go get a buff by each of the paragons your Paragons what's the thing that you want most money power Fame okay you normies yo Benjamin what's the biggest loan I can take out $5 million okay that's going to work you Dart Paragon here you go $700,000 please give me a buff okay now your Moab Eliminator missiles split into three smaller ones after they run out yo ninja here you go $700,000 can I get a buff from you yeah sure man now all your attack C camo y boat Paragon how much cash do you want for the best buff ever about $745 bro I've been overpaying the other guys okay now you get the ability to be placed on water 3,000 years later yo I got all the Buffs but they were mid so can I get the upgrade now 10 seconds later boom now you're the bomb Paragon you shoot out bombs that have 10 times more damage than the Moab Eliminator and do the cluster bomb thingy so you do about 50 times more DMG than your tier five okay that's cool but what's for the next upgrade I want to beat the bads for the next one you got to go get two tier 14 Tower Souls yo Boomer I know you're jealous of the tier 14 sniper do you want me to turn you into a tier 14 oh yeah what do I got to do for that nothing I'll do everything for you the ultra boost can you help me make a robotic arm that unives the person who uses it why in the heck would you need the red balloon wants to become robotic oh okay a few inches later here you go you Boomerang here you go your upgraded arm thanks bomb you're the best Yo whiz I got the tier 12 Boomers Boomerang do you want it for power yeah absolutely I can use it to merge with it Ninja Kiwi doesn't allow Towers to merge without dying yo I got two of them can I get the upgrade now 2 hours later wow I'm pink now now you're the tier 7 bad Eliminator you can do a lot more damage now go try it I guess oh I haven't tasted a balloon's brain yet what the heck no we're supposed to be meeting oh that's sad who are you I'm the red Bloon from Bloons that's kind of unoriginal I'm the normal ain't very original either but anyhow how much health have you got bro I've only got one how many of you spawn well on round one four of me come out on my round one 12 of me come out so you're still better what's your speed like about average same here bro God darn we're shiny and you're actual gold bro I'm just painted this way yeah but I've got a reason to be gold huh what is it well when I get popped I give like 10 monkey money to the player that's basically nothing but all right do you do anything else special well yes whenever I get hit I teleport either backwards or forwards on the map so I'm really hard to pop and I'm also a special Bloon only sometimes on some maps I'm special like that too I was only in the game on April fools 2019 and instead of teleporting I was just the fastest Bloon in the game and went from the beginning to the end in about 1 second we're the most OP enemies I'm fast as freck boy same here bro how fast are you well I'm 200% faster than a red balloon and I'm the fastest balloon in the game oh bro that's so much better than me I've just got all right speed what about your health well my health is only three and that's the least in my entire game well I guess you just have a skill issue boo I'm a spooky ghost Moab bro I get it you just get spawned by the Lich yeah bro who do you get spawned by well it's by The Necromancer and I get spawned in hordes of one to four same here the Lich just revives whichever moabs have died on the screen and he makes us camo and faster seems cool how much health have you got wow I've only got seven but it makes sense since you're for Mid game and I'm for early game wow finally an enemy that doesn't start screaming when someone is better than them Yo hopefully you're at least a bit similar to me bro we're both bombs I can't not be similar to you okay then man what do you do well my first ability is a bomb that I can Target wherever I want and make it explode whenever I want huh that's exactly what I do the second ability is a player turns into a bomb so if he hits something else he makes an explosion that's kind of like my bomb Blitz path the third one creates a mine field that only the player can see and if an enemy steps on a landmine it explodes yo that is quite literally what I do the fourth one is that if you hold down a key it takes the players's health until you stop holding it and it makes a giant explosion around the player that's kind of like my bomb Blitz ability Taking Lives to be able to activate and the fifth one is jumping into the air whilst making an explosion under yourself yeah I haven't got anything like that but do you have any set damage amount now that's not the way my game works I know we technically can't do this but what would happen if I ate you I don't know man you can try it I guess wow so now I'm the bomb Blitz but now I can use the Ability with a click of a button wow that's overpowered I can literally just take one life and I can pop anything under a bat on the screen I guess I'm the best tower now think before you say anything my dude yeah bro you can't just say stuff like that BR nothing gets past my bow bro I don't even have anyone handling me and I'm still probably better than you show me that bro what do you do well my first ability is a fast purple arrow that explodes on impact and summons three little arrows that chase the nearest Target the second one is a mediums speeed purple projectile that chases targets for a while and when it does hit them it stuns them that's all right but it's worse than me of course it is I've got an ability that doubles my attack speed and another one that makes arrows come from the sky onto the Bloons all right then if you're so good what is this footage [Music] you fair enough mate dang s you be looking very pretty thank you but I'm male oh whoops okay who are you well I'm the light fruit from Blox fruits oh okay are you good in your game I don't know since the creator of this video doesn't play the game okay well what do you do well my first ability just shoots a beam of light that's exactly the name of my second ability the second teleports the player up Wards and shoots 15 beams of light the third one is just a fancy mirror using technique to teleport the player where they want the fourth one is sending a big amount of light from the sky the fifth one turns the player into light and makes them fly forwards that's pretty good my first ability makes my light even more powerful and My Level 10 ability shoots beams of light from the sky onto the Bloons I've got five and you've only got two that's trash well yeah of course you're made for hunting demons I just pop balloons you look like you got drunk last night bruh I'm the most powerful fruit in my game oh same here bro you don't really look like it TBH bruh okay man what do you do well my first ability is a jump within bolt towards where the player wants it to go the second ability is a dash forward with all these portals that teleport the player somewhere else the third one is entering an alternate Dimension that turns a player invisible and invincible and you can move around freely and it stuns any player near you for a bit the fourth one is a cool portal that you can use to teleport to anywhere on the map the fifth one makes a portal to a different dimension and pulls in other players that are near him and they get put into a flat Dimension and the only exit is at the top of it the sixth one is a short range teleportation move that just makes two portals and teleports you to the one you're pointing at wow you're pretty complex and Powerful but my power is just one Dart and infinite amounts of damage the what did you just say brouge what does being a pirate have to do with flame I'm literally from blocks fruits the main thing is the search for a pirate chest or something oh that makes more sense I wonder if you do similar things to me well my first ability shoots out flaming arrows that can hit multiple targets at once my second ability throws a fist shaped flame projectile my third ability makes the player slam the ground which makes a little fire tornado around him and if anyone gets stuck inside of it they start taking lots of damage the fourth ability is a giant fiery ball that the player can throw and even charge up and whenever it hits a surface it explodes and does immense amount amounts of damage my final One turns the user into a fireball and lets them fly wow those are some pretty cool abilities but I especially like the fourth one since it's exactly like what I do I fire a fireball that explodes whenever it hits a Target are you good in your game heck yeah I am yo are you a phoenix just like me heck yeah I am let's go bro what do you do well my first ability is a flaming blow that has insane amounts of knockback to the enemy the second one is regeneration Flames around me that help me regain my health that I've lost my third one is a kick that dashes forward and anyone in the way takes all right amounts of damage the fourth one is a full transformation into a Flying Phoenix that gives the player 15% defense buff and allows him to fly the fifth one is similar to the last one but it's only a half hybrid so no defense buff is given but you can still fly and it doesn't drain any energy that's got literally nothing to do with me I've got a passive Phoenix around me and my ability turns me into a more powerful version of the Phoenix Phoenix do you want to see which Phoenix is more powerful yeah sure weak yo what's up Buddha what's up are you a monk too of course I am cool what do you do well I catch the balloons using my mind waves and pop them my abilities stun the balloons and the other one also pops every single Bloon on the screen under a bad what about you well my first ability turns the player three times their size and makes them 40% slower but with five times more reach the second one creates a giant shining explosion when you touch the ground that damages enemies around you the third one is a jump and an El Primo onto wherever your cursor is and the fourth one is a charge up for 0.5 seconds and then a giant explosion from the ply a that does immense damage that's cool but it's got nothing to do with me yeah because you've got nothing to do with power are you sure about that be gone I am the cold same here bro it's a bit cold for me though what kind of things do you do bro well the first ability is a snow shurik that explodes on impact and can shoot up to six of these Shuan the second one is a medium-sized snow tornado that carries and pushes enemies and then launches them into the air and also stuns them the third one is a large powerful Whirlwind stunning and damaging enemies while sending them up the fourth one is sucking enemies near you while charging up a giant snow doome attack that gets summoned and causes insane amounts of damage to enemies the fifth one is riding on a snow tornado while damag and pushing enemies near it that's cool I'm able to make Towers stand on water and my ability just freezes all Bloons on the screen for a couple of seconds that's like nothing you've got so little abilities well yes but I've got quality and you've just got quantity show me wait how did I just freeze an ice cube what is this weak-- looking shadow guy bro watch you on about I'm one of the most expensive and I'm literally the most expensive bro what what do you do well I just shoot out powerful blasts and also have four types of different attacks and the player can add each depending on how much cash they spend on certain categories of towers what about you bro well my first ability turns the player into a small Dark Orb of Shadow and dashes towards the cursor when it touches anything the player turns into bats and damages the enemy the second ability shoots out a swarm of bats that explodes on impact the third one is a lunge forward and if it hits an enemy the player gains 20% health and Deals a good amount of damage the fourth one turns the player into a massive black hole and it explodes and it does does insane damage and leaves a swarm of bats that do passive damage the fifth one turns the player into a swarm of bats and allows him to fly around that's cool but it's kind of trash I just gave you my life story and you say it's trash L plus ratio wait a minute who are you wait but can you talk yes okay well what are you well I'm the spin fruit from blocks fruits oh you're just a simple fruit can I eat you what no I'm a different type of fruit okay how well whenever someone eats me I give them special powers okay so does that mean I can eat you well if you didn't have the power I give already yes you could but if you do right now I'd just be a poorly tasting fruit okay cool are the sword power you give any good well they aren't actually swords it's just using your hand as ones but I'll show you them and you can be the judge the first one is many wind slashes to anyone in front of the player the second one the player can turn into a tornado and attack anyone with it the third one is stronger air slashes and the fourth one is helicopter flight using the hands okay those seem pretty cool but to be honest they seem weak and you do completely different things from me yo I'm literally named The Chop so I should be doing something similar to you okay then let's see firstly I make the player immune to all sword attacks okay that's a good start and my first ability makes the player separate his torso with his upper body and throw it forwards okay nope that's completely different from me another one of these weak toilets oh you don't know what you're going up against yes I do you're just a stupid turkey nah bro I'm the most powerful toilet in the game the other powerful one I met it was like 3 million HP nah bro I'm nothing like that okay then how much health have you got bro I've only got 40 million HP yo I realized that a literal robotic turkey head in a toilet shouldn't have 10 times more Health than a scientist toilet so now you've been nerfed to 4.1 million HP so now you've only got As much health as my normal form well yes but I also have the ability to stun literally everything on the map and also have 41 million HP if there's five players oh if there are four players I get 65 million Health okay bro but guess what what I can stun you too huh you don't look very powerful bruh I'm one of the most powerful Towers you don't really look like it but okay what do you do bruh okay well I just shoot out uh I don't even know but it does a lot of damage that's boring I shoot out five different types of attacks and four of them are made from different types of sacrifices okay that's cool and how much damage do you do bro what how do you do so much it ain't that much how much do you do yo dude I'm better than that guy ah yes a little spider TV is better than a giant upgraded Titan that makes sense yeah LOL I literally am I do that's kind of good but it ain't really since I do 255k DPS hold on bro you got to meet a guy bro why am I meeting a black robot do not ever say that ever again I'm the most powerful tower you can't be more powerful than me I'm literally op okay bro what do you do well I just shoot out a pewy pewy purple laser from The Middle of my chest that's cool and how much damage do you do well I'm the most powerful tower and I do huh yeah that's an all right amount bro what do you mean it's all right well it's just because I do bro what can you come to toilet Tower Defense to wreck all the bosses yeah sure why not bro what is this dumb looking black guy Elmo I'm literally better than all you combined okay you weirdo am I supposed to be meeting a scientist camera yeah of course bro we both give cash you don't really look like it but okay how much do you give $1,000 per round but I only cost $5,000 so it's pretty worth it wow bro what my Max upgrade only gives $7,500 a round but it costs over $100,000 for your price you can get 20 of me so you can make $20,000 per round wow that's cool but my only question is where do you get the money from well I go into the White House using my invisibility potion I've made I go into their top secret room and just turn on the money printer bro I'm actually being serious okay okay I trade the toy it Souls with the devil for 5 cents per Soul that's a little more believable yo what's up I'm the BFB yo I'm the boss toilet 2.0 okay which round do you spawn on oh that's so early I spawn on you must have a lot more Health than me then I don't know man I've got bro that's so trash I've got well yes but one Health in my game is equal to 100 in yours wait what so I'm actually equal to about 300K HP in your game well yes but I'm a toilet so I'm cooler there's nothing cool about being a toilet bro are you even alive stop overexaggerating I just look like that okay well who are you I'm the magma fruit from blocks fruits and I've got the most powerful attack wow okay what are your attacks well my first one is summoning two hand that clap together and deal damage to any enemies near the second one is an eruption of a non-existent volcano from the ground wherever the player's cursor is and a lava pool is left over for a couple of seconds the third one creates a giant Fireball that goes to wherever the cursor is pointed at the fourth one are three meteors that go to where the cursor is and explode into the ground which does a huge amount of damage the fifth one is going under the ground and leaving magma pools on the ground which is op because you can stack them under a player is that everything you do well no let me Just Awaken myself I look exactly the same but now I've got five new abilities the first one unleashes a massive amount of melting hot magma rocks dealing heavy damage when everything hits and leaving behind multiple magma Puddles the second one is a dash for the player leaking magma whilst doing it and if they hit an opponent they shoot multiple blasts of hot magma and then shoot a final stronger blast that does a lot of knockback in the third one the player launches a large beast-like magma projectile that deals large damage and leaves magma puddles under it the fourth one makes the player get a huge amount of magma and throw it towards the cursor and when it hits the ground it creates a gigantic explosion the final one makes the player a beast out of magma they can sit on and fly using them wow that's cool my abilities are throwing a fire cocktail on the ground and the other one is buffing all Towers on the screen using fire is that it yeah bro I just spoke for 1 minute straight and you only tell me that can't do anything about the fact I'm simple and easy to use BR yo I was the best fruit in my game but I got removed bro I don't trust you you just look like a kilogram exactly I make my user heavier to make him stronger oh how do you do that well my first ability makes the player turn into a a 10,000 kg monster and make an AOE attack around him the second one makes the user 20,000 kg and he performs a stomp onto the ground which makes a shock wave directed forward and if any enemy gets hit they get knocked back quite a bit the third one makes the player 50,000 kg and it makes him perform a ground slam that makes an AOE attack near him and that attack stuns all players that happen to be in it the final one reduces the player's weight and makes him be able to fly up using an umbrella though the player doesn't have much control over the direction it goes cool and how much do you cost $ 5,000 in game dollars or 50 Roo I'm free and I'm literally a million times better and how do you know you're so good well it's just because I doo jesa wait didn't I meet you already well yes but now I'm in my awakened form oh what different does that do well I've got five new abilities the first one transforms the user into a giant Golden Buddha with all the symbols and stuff and a light lightning will hit anyone near also this makes the player take 50% less damage and also jumping does damage to any enemy around you the second one the user slams his fist into the ground and an explosion happens with a light thing the third one the user gathers up energy and shoots a guant laser out of their mouth doing good damage the fourth one the player Rises up and shoots out multiple beams of light anywhere around him and the enemies are completely stunned for 3 to 4 seconds the last one makes the player Dash forward and if they hit an enemy with the dash they take him and slam him into the ground cool that's still nothing like me but are you at least powerful yes I'm considered to be one of the most powerful awakened fruits oh wow okay then could you come help us pop the balloons yeah sure I love doing good deeds did the monkeys seriously resort to getting a fruit to pop us I'm the most powerful awakened fruit the Buddha fruit kid you're never going to be good at anything yo why am I meeting you again because I haven't told you about my awakened moves oh I didn't know you had those what do they do well the first one is a dash forward and an explosion at the end of it that stuns enemies around it the second one is a bunch of flames to wherever the cursor is that explode on contact and leave fire on the ground that deals tick damage to the enemy the third one is a huge bubble that appears around the player and heals them and it also acts as a barrier to any attacks and knocks back anything that comes near it the fourth one is a dash and if the dash hits a player it will bring them up in a tornado like spell using the Phoenix powers and then crash them into the ground which deals explosive and fiery tick damage to the enemy the fifth one is a full transformation into a blue and yellow Phoenix which improves the other abilities and gives 10% extra damage and the player takes 15% less damage and this also allows you to fly around and the final one is simply letting the user fly with no transformation by just adding some wings on them okay but why do all the fruits got to have so many abilities I've only got two and I'm doing fine well because we also have PVP and it would be very boring and predictable if we only had two attacks yo I'm the awakened light fruit you could say I'm awakened too since I'm in my true Sun God form do you want to hear what I do yeah sure my first ability summons a bow and arrow made out of light and when it hits a Target it does some really good stun and has good AOE damage the second ability is a flashing light from the right hand of the player that you can aim and if you do that properly you can stun a target for a long amount of time the third one are dashes into the air using the light powers that consecutively kick the Target around and then smashes them onto the ground the fourth one the player summons a huge barrage of light beams falling from the air that create explosions and this stuns any Enemy being hit by it and the fifth one turns the player into literal light and allows them to freely fly around bro that's so good compared to my upgrade I just get a bit of extra damage do you want to combine together wait we can do that yeah of course wow I wonder what abilities this bad boy has wait so does that mean that I can just do this yo what's up nerds oh another one of these ice fruits nah bro I'm more powerful than the blizzard oh really what do you do well my first ability throws a bunch of ice shards that damage the enemy the second one is a small surge of ice that deals damage and knocks back anyone it hits the third one creates a bird made of ice and shoots it towards the cursor and freezes the enemies it hits the fourth one turns the ground into ice so it freezes and damages anyone who steps on it is that all you do well no because I've also got an awakened form so now that I'm awakened I've got five new abilities the first one creates a hurricane tornado thingy which travels slowly towards the cursor and Deals decent amount of damage and GS the enemy the second one is like in my first form but bigger a giant surge of ice that does knockback and huge damage the third one launches a highspeed ice dragon into the air and it crashes into the ground and explodes into ice and stuns and damage all enemies near the fourth one is called absolute zero hey that's my name and it unleashes a large wave of ice around the user which freezes any enemy around him that's kind of like what I do the fifth one allows the player to both walk on water and to also skate fast on the ground though you can't regenerate while you're in the this ability that last one is also kind of like what I do since I make Towers be able to stay on water that's cool have you only got two abilities well yes but they're quality let me show you what one of them does yo are you that shadow guy n I'm the dark blocks fruit oh I haven't seen you before what do you do well my first ability is throwing dark rocks towards where the cursor is the second ability is the creation of a black hole wherever the cursor is and if anyone gets caught in it it deals damage to them before they get launched away the third one opens up a large black hole around the user which causes damage to anyone who gets stuck in it the final one for this form creates a giant orb of darkness which gets launched towards the cursor and drags enemies inside of it and Deals damage to them have you got an awakened form yeah of course I do so now in this form my new first ability launches a small vertical slash towards the cursor that applies a small blinding effect to enemies and teleports the user near the Target and does damage the second one creates a black hole that uses dark tentacles in front of it which stuns and pulls in targets as well as doing damage the third one creates a giant black hole around the player that stuns targets and Deals insane damage as the hole gets bigger the fourth one is the creation of a black hole above the user and it gets thrown to the ground which explodes when it hits it and drags any enemies near as well as dealing damage to them the final one is a simple teleportation so the user can avoid getting hit wow that's cool I only have five types of attacks and four of them I get from sacrificing different types of towers what would happen if you sacrificed me I don't know let's try it gooo Gaga I just gave birth to a child yo are you in your awakened form yeah bro I'm much better like this oh okay what are you doing it well my first ability shoots five or six explosive blue Sparks that go to the cursor and stun enemies if they hit them the second one the user fires and extremely fast beam of fire from their hands in the direction of the cursor which deals damage and knocks back enemies and also leaves a tick damage effect on them the third one makes the user launch themselves and nearby enem enemies into the air by using his flame powers and leaves a tick damage effect on them yet again the fourth one is the creation of a massive orb of fire which gets thrown and explodes whenever it hits a surface which deals a huge amount of damage and leaves tick damage yet again the final one allows the user to dash forward and fly for a little bit with all right speed all right well I just shoot out a meteor towards the balloons and have a normal fire attack whose fire do you think is stronger I don't know man do you want to test it yeah sure what does sand have to do with my attacks I don't know man what are your attacks well I just shoot out a giant tornado that pushes back Bloons oh I know why some attacks of mine just shoot out a sand tornado oh okay what are all your attacks well the first one is just a burst of sand shot right in front of the user which knocks back anything it hits the second one makes a circle of quicksand that pulls a Target once stepped on and it pulls them into the air and crushes them the third one is a sand tornado that gets created in front of the player and if any enemy gets hit by it it gets stunned and carried up into it and and then back down the fourth one creates a ball of sand and the user shoots it at the enemy the fifth one makes the player turn into sand which allows him to fly slowly bro what how have you got so many attacks oh that's not it I've also got an awakened form so now my first ability creates a long range high-speed burst of sand in a straight line in front of the player and it launches up anything it hits and Deals good damage with a small stun the second one the player throws two piles of sand and if they hit an opponent they will carry him higher and higher into the air while trapping them inside and stunning them and finally it will explode and let them out whilst doing good damage the third one makes the player create a giant Sandstorm and if anyone gets hit by it they'll get stunned and pushed into the air the fourth one makes the player create a lightning Vortex like ball of sand from their hands and throw it at the enemies and it explodes on contact which does huge AOE damage and the final One turns the player into a little flying sand ball yet again but this one is a bit faster at flying having so many abilities is useless I'd rather just have one good one just like myself bro you can't tell me that glue has anything to do with a spider yes it does we both stun enemies using stickiness asterisk sigh asterisk okay bro just tell me your attacks well I'll only tell you my awakened moves since those are the good ones the first one is a slash of four fiery blades made out of hot strings that do good damage the second one shoots out strings at an enemy and traps them inside of them with a cage and the player can decide when to stop the cage and when he does the enemy gets Dam damaged instantaneously the third one summons giant white Spears of strings that leave out of the ground and go to the closest enemy doing a bunch of damage the fourth one shoots out hundreds of small red and white strings insanely quickly that do decent damage and stun and the last ability makes the player turn into Spider-Man and they can just jump around with the strings okay well the only thing I do is that I stun any Moab class Bloon under a bad but you're a spider so you're able to not get stuck in your strings right yeah of course okay then can you get unstuck from my glue wait bro remove it I can't move Michael don't leave me here Michel Michael help me bro why am I meeting some arrows because I'm the worst ability from blade ball oh so you're calling me the worst Tower fair enough what do you do I'm not saying that but anyways I'm just a simple literal Dash and I'm free oh I can be free too oh are you trash like me too in this phase what no I literally do an infinite amount of damage like this wait what yeah but I can't Dash so I guess you're better than me yo what are you I'm the blink ability from blade ball and I just teleport the player oh how much can you teleport them well only a little bit but I've got three charges before the cool down comes but it's a quick one too oh I can teleport anywhere on the map bro what that's so overpowered yeah let me just show you how it works wait how did you come here it's so far away bro I've got three charges and my cool down it's quick it ain't that hard to happen wait bro how expensive are you I cost like $300,000 but I've got a lot of damage in a black hole so that's pretty good yo what's up man what do you do yo well I just freeze the ball for 5 seconds or until someone hits it oh that's kind of boring I've got a whole thing of freezing everything on the map all right well can you freeze this bro what you didn't even use an ability how did you freeze it my dude I've literally got a freezing ice Aura around me yo what's up what do you do well I have a force field whenever I've hit a skull and it allows none of the normal attacks to get through and I do some more things but those don't matter to you okay and how long does your Shield last for I don't know man let me check so The Shield is up for 6 seconds oh that's kind of weak mine is up for 7.25 seconds bro how that ball is just simply not hitting the player with you well yeah that's the point yo you look cool what do you do oh thanks I've got a passive ability that gives extra speed and power whenever you get a kill up to five kills huh that's cool I just spawn whatever I kill back but what if we combined our abilities I don't know man I guess we could try it a few inches later all right I've got the kills now let's see what I do huh that looks just like before no bro I notice a difference it's 0.05% bigger yo I'm the telekinesis yo I'm Sai what do you do well I just stop the ball for a few seconds and make it take another Target oh I do a lot more I can literally make any balloon pop from the inside oh bro that's so powerful can you make the ball Pop I don't know man I guess I can try Wow Let's go I was able to pop it wait a minute bro now there is no blade ball game you ruined it for us bro you liter really wanted it bro why am I meeting a head in a box dude we're both the weakest enemies in our games and which game are you from Super box Siege defense wasn't it scabi toilet Siege defense well yes but the creator of scabi toilet copyrighted the game and we had to change it ah that makes sense do you do any special things what of course not I'm just a weak enemy okay then how much health have you got I don't know exactly but the wiki says that it's low BR mine is only one so yours is probably higher yeah and I actually take some beating to get OED and you just get popped by a sharp object at least I'm not based off a cringe series BR didn't they just say you couldn't use the toilets well yeah but this is an old picture of me I'm now in a box uh okay fair enough do you do anything special well no I've just got a bunch of Health same here bro how much health have you got that's about as much as me I've got does your health increase with the rounds what no who does that I do at Round 100 I have like 400 Health wait I just learned how to read and read on the wiki that I've got a special laser I shoot at the towers BR we are the metal boys I am the downfall of all noobs I am the uh I don't do literally anything special bro haven't you gotten immunity to any type of attacks well no I actually only two hits to get OED and my only special thing is that they need to be on the head yeah you're kind of trash have you at least got a good amount of Health well no the wiki only says that I've got low Health but I've also got a bigger version of myself and I do good damage to the towers oh I've got a bigger version of myself too you now I'm the big black camo lead fast up DDT oh that's cool the only thing different from my little form is that I've got a new stomp ability that can stun Towers that's cool I can't get attacked by bomb Shooters I can't get popped by non- camo seeing towers and The Towers also got to be able to Pop lead so that's only like 5% of the towers well yes but I spawn on round 90 so they've got time to get them I've got pretty high Health what about you same here I've got 400 bro I'm a ninja too but I haven't got any swords if you don't have swords then what do you use well my top path just throws out eight shurikens my middle path has an ability that slows down all Bloons on the screen and my bottom path shoots out a really powerful grenade at moab's that's cool I've got three abilities too and they just a heal create a force field and a slide towards the enemy okay how much damage can you do well I don't really know since the wiki doesn't say but do you want to have a fight to see which types of attacks are better yeah sure you're easy stuff 3 2 1 go sink uh uh oh yo I'm the Sentry Champion what's up I'm the Sentry camera woman what do you even have to do with a Sentry well I've got an ability that turns my head into a turret and I can see where every toilet is and I do 50 damage to it and stun it for a while uh so you're the Sentry yourself what I do is I spawn a bunch of sentries that explode after a while and 50 damage is quite a bit but my sentries do 100 I've also got another ability that spawns a bunch of cameramen and large cameramen oh so we are about equal yo I'm the fast box how can a box even be fast I've got a literal Thruster on the back of me a fast balloon makes less sense okay fair enough how fast are you I don't know to be honest the wiki just says that I'm fast BR what about your health well I've got pretty low Health but I can damage the units quite quickly okay do you want to have a race to see how fast you actually are yeah sure 3 2 1 go bro that guy is actually so slow guys look a new enemy wait what yo what's up man I'm the Thunderman yo I'm the vtsg what do you do well I've got six abilities the the first is a Titan punch onto the toilets the second one is a soundwave that does good AOE the third one is a thundercloud which is insane for AOE too the fourth one is a shock wave the fifth one is a hammer and the last one is a teleportation that's pretty good I've got five attacks and four of them are made from different sacrifices of [Music] towers another businessman just like me yes bro we're epic yeah but which one of us makes more money I don't know man how much do you make well I make $800 per round and also $1 for every Bloon that comes in the game and I also make Bloons go down a tier to make stuff really easy doesn't that last one reduce the amount of money you make well yes but it's still very useful okay I give the player $800 per round but I can be spammed and also do 37 damage per second you can only have one of me but I cost only like $600 and I upgrade by myself so you don't need to pour money into me oh wow that's really good for the price overall I cost like $122,000 though if you spam many of me you get your money back quickly okay I also make Banks get like 15% more cash but you can make more money in the late game yo I'm the freezer what's up I'm the icicle impale what do you do bro well I just shoot out giant Moab piercing attacks that do a lot of damage and freezing my first path shoots out ice balls that have a frozen explosion AOE attack and my second path has an absolute zero ability that freezes enemies anywhere on the track for 1 second Did anyone say absolute zero yeah that's the name of my ability cool that's literally my name and my ability's name oh that's sick what does it do well it freezes all balloons on the screen including moabs for 10 seconds and gives a 50% attack speed buff to all ice monkeys bro that's so much freeze are you spammable well no not my tier five at least okay that makes sense I'm spammable and I'm quite cheap how cheap wow yeah I'm about $30,000 still better than spamming four of me yo I'm the lead Bloon what's up I'm the gargantuan what does that Shield do well with the shield I get 180 extra health and I'm really slow but when it gets removed I become way faster and only have 100 health I've got a shield kind of too but it's just my lead layer that allows no normal attack to damage me but I also don't have a lot of Health like you yeah 280 is a lot but I also spawn way earlier than you which is weird I spawn on round 28 I'm earliest on wave 11 yo I'm the fastest Bloon in my game oh I'm quick but I'm not the fastest yeah we're the early game beasts how fast can you get though well on round 999 I can literally go from the beginning of the map to the end in 0.1 seconds what I don't believe [Music] that yo I'm the actual fastest enemy in Tower Blitz cool how fast are you let me show you bro the what how bro I ain't that quick huh what can I do as a balloon now yo no way you converted what are your stats I don't know man how can I check no need I can check for you using Ben's laptop that I stole that's a lot of Health but what is the ability I don't know man go try it out bro no way you actually gave up the monkey side yes bro and I don't even feel bad about about it wait what bro this being a balloon thing is really easy not really man it's just that you got the op Dart Shield ability which has 50 Health yeah bro I got to go see what my monkey noises do though bro you guys are absolute garbage bro why does having arms and picking up machines have to be so hard yo we're both too weak do you want to combine together bro you don't even know my Powers how could you use them fair enough man what are they well my passive one allows the player to die and then get resurrected at 50% Health that's kind of like me resurrecting moabs my first actual ability is a spirit Dash and any enemy that gets dashed into are covered in ectoplasm with ice and explode the second ability makes the user create a whirlwind of ghosts which revolve around him and they trap the enemy as well as pushing them back slightly the third ability creates a cone of ghosts that push back the enemy and can be held for a while the fourth ability makes two ghost versions of the user who imitate their attacks and they can use Lo all of the abilities of the fruit as well as the fighting styles and the swords and after 20 seconds the ghosts will disappear and the final ability turns the user into a ghost which allows them to fly while leaving a blue trail behind them that was a boring ah lecture now can I eat you please bruh okay sure what new things did I get why the freck are you asking me fine instead I'll try them on you what the absolute Frick stop saying Frick so much yo what's up what are you I'm the electric fighting style from bloxs fruits cool I'm the heart of Thunder Druid what do you do well I've got three abilities the first one is a leap into the air and the user fills the hand with electricity after which they slam down back into the ground and create a little explosion of lightning the second one is a dash forward to wherever the cursor is that does medium damage and is mostly used when you're in the air the last one makes the user slam their fists into the ground which makes the ground in front of them full of electricity for a couple of seconds which does very good AOE and stun that's a pretty good explanation I've only got one thing that I do and it's shooting out a lightning bolt that Ricochet from Bloon to Bloon that's cool but also very weak Bro you've got an entire tornado ball what do you do in this form well I keep my lightning attack but I also shoot out some tornadoes and a ball of lighting that inflicts lightning on the balloons and also freezes them that's cool in my form I've still got three abilities but now they're different what are they the first one makes the player slash with his Electric claws extremely quickly and this stuns the enemy after which the player dashes forward which creates electric Sparks and they deal damage to the enemy the second one is a dash forward to wherever the cursor is and if the player touches an enemy he will push the enemy like a spear and then the player will make an electric explosion that does high damage and if you hold the ability you travel twice as far with the dash the last one makes the player quickly Dash to the enemy and he barrages the Target and then smashes them into the ground which leaves them stunned for a bit that's cool but I'm better than you what no I'm better how did I just kill a lightning being with lightning girl I'm a spooky Dragon bro you ain't spooky I can shoot out fire just like you well okay but my fire is probably better I don't know I just shoot out fire at the Bloons and it does relatively good damage to them oh that's kind of trash I have three abilities and they do a lot more things what do they do well the first one are two dashes to the cursor and if both dashes hit the enemy the second one does 10 times less damage than the first one the second ability makes the user fire two dragons from their fists which spiral in front of them and do damage as well as knockback and the final ability makes the user jump up and bury their fists beneath them and create a huge explosion that leaves small fiery rocks in the ground that's cool let's upgrade to our better forms so now instead of just shooting out fire I have a permanent Phoenix on the map and I have an ability that can turn me into a better version of the Phoenix that shoots out big fiery balls wow that's actually good now but still not as good as my abilities now what are they the first one lights the user's hands on fire and makes him Dash towards the cursor and if he collides with an enemy he will grab them and light them on fire until the fire literally turns blue inside of them the second one is the release of a dragon-like projectile towards the cursor and if it hits an enemy it will drag them along with itself and when the projectile times out it explodes dealing massive damage and the final one makes the user charge up six Flames that circle around him and upon reaching the user they create a massive explosion which deals good damage as well as heavy knockback to anyone in its radius okay okay okay okay you what kind of superpowers have you got man they're pretty basic the first one is a dash forward and if I hit an enemy with it I hit it like 20 times and deal good damage the second one makes the user charge themselves up and summon a tornado around them that knocks back enemies and deals all right damage and the final one is another Dash forward but this time if it hits an enemy they get punched and knocked back quite a bit bro those are so many things I just shoot out darts extremely quickly okay let's upgrade now I'm the second most powerful tower in my game I'm kind of a big deal wow what do you do well I shoot out five types of sun attacks and four of them come from different sacrifices and I also cost like $900,000 overall with the sacrifices bro that's an insane glow up I just do three abilities and the Z button one is a dash forward and whenever the user hits an enemy he starts hitting him a lot and the last punch makes him knock back quite a bit and this deals a lot of damage the second one shoots out a gust of wind that travels quickly and when it hits an enemy makes them launch upwards the third one is another Dash but this time when the user hits an enemy he hits such a punch that they fly away from knockback that's cool but you can't say I'm not better than you yeah okay I can agree on that bro why am I meeting another muscular anime man my dude we're the weakest Towers oh what do you do well it's obvious I just punched the enemies okay man how much damage do you do at Max but I attack only once every 3 seconds oh wow that's kind of trash in this form I'm able to do about 150 DPS oh so we're able to upgrade hold on then so now I'm in my level 100 form and what do you do like this well I'm the exact same like my level one version but instead of doing 20 DPS I do 200 DPS hey it still isn't that good how much do you cost only like $5,000 and I can get spammed quite a lot bro what I cost like $25,000 and I also can only get placed down twice seems like a skill issue yo I'm the Prince of Darkness I'm man's the overlord I summon Undead moabs using the souls from the Bloons I have popped that's kind of like me since if I pop 50 enemies I spawn a dark young that has 2.04 million Health bro what mine only have 200 or 600 Health well yes but you spam them a lot more and in my level one version I spawn them with only 175,000 Health all right well I've also got a paragon and when I'm in this form I spawn Undead zom G's and they have 9,000 Health that's cool are you good without them well yes since I also have a fire attack and a phoenix that roams around around the map I'm pretty good without mine too since I do 340,000 damage per shot I just met an anime man why am I meeting another because I spawn stuff just like you but instead of Reviving bad guys I just spawn an attack Titan once every 45 seconds okay how powerful is he well he's got 3,400 GP when I'm at level 100 oh that's kind of trash mine have 200 or 400 or 600 and I spawn them like one per second bro and my game is supposed to be better y I'm gwendaline I'm the fire fist what do you do ain't it obvious from the name I just use my fist to put fire onto the enemies oh that's quite weak I've got three things I do and they are a normal fire attack a cocktail I put on the ground and also a fire on the entire map ability I'm not weak I'm just simple I'm very good at what I do which is why I do 5,500 damage bro what I'm only able to do 12 damage and I've also got a burn that does an extra 1,400 damage like the first attack wasn't enough but I only attack once every 5 seconds so I'm not that powerful my experiments are never failures not even what happened 4 years ago none of the useless idiots in the world government know what they're talking about a failed experiment I developed a weapon that killed an entire Island how is that anything but a success I proved myself the most efficient killer in the world didn't I I meticulously document each of my victims until they draw their final breath just you wait soon it will be my day and they'll know I'm the greatest scientist who ever lived uh okay hello I'm the Bloon solver I pop Bloons oh hi I'm M toxic and what do you do well I don't really know but I've got poison that lasts for 56 ticks and does 278,000 damage bro what I've got poison too but mine doesn't last for so long and doesn't do that huge amount of damage it only does 1,000 damage wow you're kind of trash apologize to me that you were born into my world no I won't but you look like a very famous person who got rejected from Art School my dude he's literally got dark hair and a dark mustache okay I don't really care what do you do it's kind of obvious from my icon I just punch the enemies and deal a lot more damage than you ever could imagine doing no you don't okay then how much do you do wait what with all my Buffs I only do 20,000 DPS yo what's up I do 147,000 DPS e that's still trash compared to me you're a disappointment wait what you're supposed to be one of the better sword women yet you do like nothing bruh what are you on about I've got two abilities and I also leave tick damage on the balloons after I attack them okay that's cool and all but you do like no damage compared to me why how much do you do yeah because you're from a stupid anime game and not from a legit Tower Defense one SAA you can't just insult like that I don't want another Dev knocking on my door okay Santa Claus could you assassinate her Ninja Kiwi I hate being a tier zero please give me an upgrade dude why would I you're good enough as you are no I'm not I want even better L plus raccoons I can help you get upgrades but you got to make some sacrifices for them yes please I'm willing to do anything for them well I can only make upgrades from existing ones so if you do want an upgrade you got to steal some by harvesting their souls okay Mr witchery man I'm on to it yo biggest one do you want to go on a picnic I'm going to bring all the food yeah sure thing when are we doing it now 1 hour earlier I'm going to poison his food so quirky 1 hour later yeah so how is the sandwich is a good it's pretty good yeah I like it let's go exactly like planned yo Prince of Darkness I got the biggest one can you make me an upgrade now yeah sure thing though it has to be a low tier one since you haven't got one yet congratulations you're a double gun and you have the pin which is basically like stunning the Bloons oh yeah this looks quite cool but I want another one since this isn't that strong sure go and get one I'm just here for making the upgrades yo Meg what kind of food do you like I want to give you some well my owner only gives me of the most high quality meat on the market so I prefer eating that yo Quincy I know you hunt animals can I buy some of the highest quality meat from you yeah sure thing dude that's going to cost you $100 per pound yo me here you go the meat it's on a rod for easier access for you oh thank you engineer you're the best that was the worst meat I've ever tasted and also your Jordan is a fake yo Prince of Darkness I got the Megalodon Soul what can you make out of that well you'll see just give me a bit of time much much later yo I look sick now what do I do well you have a trap that can suck in any Bloons except moabs huh why only Bloons and not moabs the Megalodon Soul was way too weak I need something stronger for that yo Arch Mage I got a spell could you please say it so it works I need to bring back something yeah sure what do you want to bring back you'll see after the spell bringo back Beast a blue suckle B to 5 thank you Arch Mage so Bloon chipper I'm guessing you're feeling great do you want to go climb a volcano for no reason yeah sure I don't see why not hey Bloon chipper look at that behind you what where yo Prince of Darkness I got the Bloon chipper Soul can I get upgraded now how in the hell did you find Bloon chipper okay doesn't matter yeah just give me like 4 to 6 days and it'll be done 4 to 6 days later yo I look even sicker and my trap is bigger what do I do now well the Trap has bigger sucking capacities and you can one shot a zomg ninja kiwi I want to get upgraded further than a tier zero dude your teeth are way too ugly you'd be an embarrassment big old dumb bird I'm going to show you who's an embarrassment your ray of Doom how did you get so powerful well I had to put over 20,000 growling hours into making my Ray which at the end has helped millions of monkeys by popping the balloons never mind that's way too hard for me YZ what did you do to get all your power well I went to the overclock and I asked him for the power medicine though it costs a lot of dough thanks Bez I'm going to go do that yo overclock I heard about this power medicine how can I get it myself oh boy another Tower thinking that it's going to be easy to get strong I can give you the instructions but they're not going to be easy yeah I'm cool with that when are we beginning right now huh what is this you got to walk on the hot coal to get the first out of the three upgrades oh hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot let's go I did it what's my first upgrade wao what I shoot Rockets that's sick yeah it's a pretty powerful upgrade bro what I can't even pop some Ceramics I want the next upgrade okay sure for that that you got to bring me a zar bomba and that guy doesn't like to give out his stuff yo Zar bomba do you want to go skydiving I'm a plane but yeah sure I don't see why not okay Zar you can jump first sure thing let me just leave my bomb here so I don't accidentally nuke us whilst jumping the bomb is mine now okay Angi I got the bomb what the hell do we do now well I need it and I'll make your new upgrade hoping that I don't nuke us all whilst making it 3 hours later okay now you're the Rocket storm and you have an ability that shoots out multiple rockets in a sequence and does a lot of damage I look sick let me look at my power what how can I just beat a BFB like that yeah do you want to get to the next upgrade now yes I didn't even know there was a next upgrade okay for this one you got to bring me two things the Geraldo hot chili potion and also the Prince of Darkness Soul yo Geraldo can I get a hot chili potion now I only sell to people that have an authoritie gun okay never mind you get the potion for free Yo Prince of Darkness I love how you look we have the same same colors do you want to go make art together yeah sure that sounds fun Y what did you draw a cute little flower that's in our colors I feel like we're having a great friendship guess what I drew a gun that's usable in real life be engineer I got the things that you asked me for okay give me like 5 minutes and it'll be done approximately 10 hours later boom now you're the Mad a robot that's specialized in taking down moabs cool let me see my power ninja kiwi please turn me into a Super Monkey I want to become like him what no I can't just defy the laws of physics and switch your body yes you can now do it nah hey Super Monkey I absolutely love what you do and want to become like you but ninjak kiwi is mean and doesn't want to let me can you show me what you do yeah tough luck kid well what I do is that I have a lot of darts that I use as ammo and I've trained myself to be able to shoot them out at Hypersonic speeds thank you Mr Super Monkey hopefully I can become like you yo guys Super Monkey taught me how to be exactly like him oh my God no way I want to be like him show me how well he just said that he shoots out his darts at extremely fast speeds and that's just just it oh that sounds very easy 5 minutes later dude why does my hand not want to shoot them out at the speeds I want it to hey y'all I heard you need really fast attack speeds I can help you with that yes yes yes please what do we need to do for it well there are three upgrades to it the first is the weakest and then they get stronger okay cool how can I get the first one well you got to go and steal two other Dart monkeys darts on it you Jake can I take a look at your Dart it looks shiny yeah sure yeah I'm just going to go ahead and Y your random civilian can I make your Dart better for free yeah sure thing here you go my Dart never mind I'm yanking at alol yo I got the extra darts what do we do now well you got to give them to me and you will get upgraded in about an hour many many minutes later yo I look sick and I also have three darts what is this for now you shoot out darts way quicker and also have triple the quantity so you get used to shooting quickly okay but I'm still pretty trash how can we get to the next upgrade well this time you got to get some of the Super Monkey blood so we can Infuse it into you but he doesn't like giving his powers to others so good luck yo Super Monkey I read online that 90% of super monkeys have this new disease that's really critical if not found out early so can I take a blood test for you and see if you have it oh my God yes of course you can I don't want to be sick with such a thing 11 minutes later y I got the syringe what do we do with it well you just give it to me and I'll make a potion that makes you be able to turn into him 3 hours later okay so it might seem like nothing has changed but if you really push it just like when you're taking a poop you're going to be able to activate it yeah this is really sick I'm so much bigger and I'm able to attack so quickly wait why did I turn back to a dart well the thing with this is that it's only in ability so it's a temporary thing yeah this is sick I can pop a lot of moabs yeah but this is nowhere near the damage of the final form wait how is there a better upgrade the Super Monkey found out how to get plasma blasts and you got to figure out how to take his plasma mask 12:00 midnight yo I got the mask I'm guessing I just give it to you and the magic is going to happen yes of course 1 hour later so now just do the thing again yeah let's go I think I crap myself but now I'm a better Super Monkey I hate having so little health I want to get more yo I can get you more oh really yeah of course y bad can I eat you what no you [Music] can't who I can do thing to up my health that's epic yo Elite lights can you give me a challenge for more Health yeah sure you got to be able to survive my Undead moabs 3 2 1 go crap I had to get Resurrected by the L I got to get stronger yo can I get a strength and Resistance potion both for monkeys and Bloons it's $5 here you go 3 2 1 go yo your guards were way too easy bro I've just doubled my health I want to get to 40 million yo can you get me another challenge for health nah I've ran out yo can I get a challenge from you to gain extra Health yeah can you stop the TDS Towers from winning yeah sure meanwhile bro everything is way too easy these enemies are trash hello I am the big fat fat fat fat fat fat huh I don't remember you being in the game I wasn't but Fallen called me since he said you guys were too hard and how much health do you have about 6 million that's easy crap I got to think of a different strategy meanwhile bro not this easy guy again fat attack fat attack y they were easy the heck how did you take them down I just use my fatness as an advantage bro that that's so sick I've almost got enough Health to be the boss with the most yo TDS Creator can you merge me with some TDS bosses yeah sure whichever ones you want go get their souls yo Fallen thanks so much for the buff do you want to go celebrate it in a restaurant oh yeah going to love it mate you look at that behind you it's the Among Us wow that's so wild bro let me see how the chicken is though yo Molton you're so fire why don't you try to chill out by going to see a waterfall yeah sure we just got to make sure I don't fall all in the water wow this is so cool it looks so beautiful yeah and look at that beautiful fish in the water oh where is it you're the fish yo Creator you're creating so much why don't you come consume a movie at the cinema with me yeah sure let's go see the FNAF movie um guys is this Freddy Fazbear hi hi Yar can you nuke the cinema there's an enemy in there oh my God yes of course instantly yo I got all of them Souls can I get it now do you want the health or the abilities both of them all right I'll give you half of each yo Dart monkey let me see what one of my abilities is oh so that stuns Towers that's cool let me see my other ones bro that's so sick I get a shield for 10 seconds that deflects anything on the front of me what the heck bro I can't get past these wait what I also get to destroy all sentries on the screen that's so sick what the heck bro you can't just do that your boy is you're such a noob I'm the big I thank God I've got Lich to resurrect me but I got to do something about this guy wait I've got an idea yo free Dart monkey can I steal your powers what you know you can't yo L how can I steal the powers of the free Dart monkey oh no other Soul has lived to see the light of day after attempting that but I'd say your best chances are if you get so fat that you can splat it with your fatness hey Pat can you teach me how to get as fat as you oh yeah of course I just eat whatever I see and you also need to eat some boss balloon huh this seems quite tasty wait a minute I just ate a monkey yo Vortex how fat are you dude what I'm not fat you're the only fat boss okay just how many kilos are you 500 kg okay that's good enough for me oo I'm Elite now and I have the most health out of any boss yo you said I was way too easy for you right yeah you're just a little fat egotistical thing oops I just accidentally splatted him and made all Bloons players that that are playing lose their games yo have you got the vent of juu than God oh now M we've got the forgiving false water bender this is trash content I can't believe my future kids I have to watch this your future kids yeah Future Kids man this is the end of your bloodline what no it's not look at you nothing is worse than po Diamond ho can't say no addicted to dude you're just saying random words no I'm not they make sense you say no is personing well then why did those girls walk past you I don't try to shoot them that's why why did this work for pet guard but not me guys look at this W res hey shorty you're so pretty that you be like melted eyes please go away before I get a restraining order give me your number I'll use a spoon oh no a spoon I love you is up here you go my number let's go guys you see that W res L res wait what L res y I can get a new iPhone 15 what no just wait until your birthday yo tsg when's my birthday I don't know let me check my phone wa they made a huge new month for me that's epic yo time keeper could you put it to the 34th of October dude that month doesn't exist yes it does not time travel us through there 2 hours later hey bye it's my birthday now where's my iPhone oh what I don't have the cash fine here you go you little entitled child let's go yo dkey look at this I have the new iPhone 15 with all the new features and it's expensive oh cool I have a father what you every Bloons hero says about you you're a try hard that doesn't even touch grass you're a gigachad you know that nothing gets past his bow you don't know anything about the mattera you're using some Avatar you're using a water strategy I hope you watch IAB congratulations Dart monkey you have won access to the new map maker feature wait what yes now go enjoy it you absolutely ungrateful buffoon wa that's cool now I can make a map let's see what Ninja Kiwi intended me to make with this oh wow they expect me to be creative let me make my map 5 minutes later okay now it's done it took me 50 hours to make let's see how many up votes it gets what the heck why did it get downvoted so much I guess I got to try a different design 5 minutes later I made the worst map I could ever imagine for this I had to fall asleep and write only using my toes there's no way this gets a lot of up votes bro this cannot be okay then what if I make a meme map 5 6 minutes later this is my absolute worst creation if this gets a lot of up votes I'm done what in the heck congratulations Dart monkey you had the most upvoted map in the entire mapmaker which means that your Among Us map is getting added to Bloons td6 and you've now unlocked a new mode in the map maker wa let's check that out what now there's a big red button surely nothing bad is going to happen wow it made a map for me that's so cool oh no it's one of those pretty Maps hey now you're not the top maker okay class now we're going to be doing the balloon popping test you're not allowed to use the papers with the formulas okay go now oh what the formulas aren't allowed eh that shouldn't be that hard let's see what in the heck are those okay Miss will most definitely not see me if I just do this hey Dart monkey come with me oh yeah [Music] okay engineer Paragon you're fatherless D here you go you can sit on this desk since yours was too small for you no it wasn't but okay thanks Miss crap I don't have my formulas anymore Dart monkey I know you tried to cheat you can't do that in the most prestigious Bloon popping School L teacher plus your fat plus your divorce plus your ugly stupid Dart monkey we're giving you access to our new Bloons game Bloons card storm bro what you can't fix up battles 2 but you can make a new game that's a bit weird what the heck is this this is your empty deck you got to fill it up in the best way you can think of 3,000 years later there we go I made the best deck ever there's no way anyone could beat this y d monkey so stupid I sent you some balloons that Moab was way too easy well yeah but you don't have any mobs in your deck oh crap I got to fix that yo big black guy here you go an ice cream bar please join me as my offense yummy I love ice cream I'm joining you here you go my offense what where did I forget to buy camo defense again yep you did yo I'm big boy Pat and I have a secret attack what are you talking about bro you can't just do that yes I can ninjak Kiwi you're too lazy please make a new tower dude I made the Beast Handler like 5 days ago dude what are you on about you made me over 5 months ago shut up I don't have the the best memory you stupid Community what should I add to my game add a new pen Tower to the game make the spike Factory do 1 billion damage per second give the dot monkey a whole lot of drip y'all's ideas are way too boring I've got an idea 2,000 years later all right monkeys this is our new tower Monkey D Luffy he extends his arms and hits the Bloons with immense power shut up I'm Australian I also have an ability at level three that allows me to hit any balloon on the screen and also at level 10 I gain the ability to use my stretchiness to open my mouth so far that I can eat anything up to a zomi and on level 20 that gets even stronger to be able to pop beds and also bosses okay showcase your abilities I didn't mean to eat the freaking Community you dummo but they were tasty I hate being such a weak Tower buff me now LOL no you're ugly plus isab doesn't love you run Ninja Kiwi is such an L yo I need some souls for dinner tonight if you can get that I can help you give you the power you desire that sounds very questionable but I don't care whose Souls do I got to take you got to take errol's Soul as well as the L's Soul so I can be left with no competitors yo arrol do you need some extra balloons yeah I was running out of those you give me a fake balloon that has poison in it okay here you go just don't pop it yourself here you go some extra ammo for you thanks SAA now just let me kiss it yo Geraldo can I buy a camo potion yeah here you go it costs $5 thanks but I don't have the cash okay return it then no L I guess I just got to stab him okay I did everything now give me the upgrade or dancing Pat fussy will haunt your dreams boom now you're big red SAA and what do I do your swords are so big that you do 10 times more damage and you put Bloons on fire I'm the currency of Bloons Monkey money if I got removed people wouldn't be able to play the game properly and the world would probably explode meanwhile I haven't made my community mad in quite a while I should probably remove monkey money a few inches later ah it's a good day to be a monkey Bank note I've been saving up to buy Benjamin for 3 weeks I'm so excited to buy him where in the heck is my monkey money you didn't you hear the news Ninja Kiwi removed monkey money what the heck that's so stupid let's go raid his house a few moments later ah time to relax after a hard day of removing monkey money FBI open up oh they finally realized what I did well I guess it's time for the Zar bomba medicine Ninja Kiwi we need even more Tower friends fine let me go ask the community what they want don't you remember I ate them oh yeah right yo Prince of Darkness could you take the community out of Luffy's stomach yeah sure here they are why do I feel so hungry oh wait I forgot you guys are dumb yo 0000 free Dart monkey what should I add to the game oh I've got the perfect idea 3,000 years later all right you people of the community I have made a new hero for you to enjoy okay stupid ninja kiwi show it already it's the new Giga Chad hero it starts with a half jacked person at level one at level three it gains the perfect gym physique and with the squeeze of his hands he can pop a BFB at level 10 he gets the best calf genetics possible so he can walk over balloons up to zoms and at level 20 he learns how to use his glute muscles to attack balloons up to the strongest balloons uh uh it's kind of an L you're a mistake all right class as this is our first day together you got to introduce yourselves oh God I hope she doesn't pick me first okay Boomerang monkey what did you do in the summer thank God at least I can see what he says call thanks Boomerang monkey that's very interesting dude that's not of English what do you mean okay then Dart monkey can you tell us what you did in the summer next oh I did um I you know I uh don't be anxious just tell us what you did I watch keep toilet level 1 million 3:00 a.m. gu R Tik Tok kid my brother and true and God why did you even speak Peak y'all were way too powerful and popped all the balloons let's go but this means that you've lost your job and you got to go work a normal 9 to5 wait what this thing ain't for me I'm going to shop panua now you got to sell the burgers at McDonald's this is not what I wanted you're can I get a double Muk fluffy with two Muk fluffy burgers and also a Muk puppy here you go fat ass but don't eat too many or you're going to become too fat what the heck did you just say to me man I'm RI to have the right to why has the McDonald's gained 5,000 new one star reviews because the customers are way too much of snowflakes hey can I get a mcbg gendin you're too old you're literally going to die if you take a bite of one shut up and give you a burger here you go at your own risk Chee big go jite congratulations Quincy you got a promotion and now earn $5 million per year let's go what about me you do too I make five times more y AR you want to hear a song please no you've been following me for the last 78 hours it was terrible please get away from me ninja kiwi I need a new boss friend dude I made one like 15 days ago I don't even know when you made me but it wasn't 15 days ago okay go eat squirrel meat your community please give me some actual good boss ideas make a hamburger boss crap I'm hungry for a h bur now make a poop boss I'm so funny and you guys are dumb as always 2,000 years later look at what I made without you guys' help oh no way what does it do it's the log Mastery it has 72 million Health but the thing is that if it's been attacked by a fire attack it takes two times more damage for 3 seconds and it has chains with which it stops every Fire Tower from attacking for 15 seconds and can also use a thorn every 5 Seconds at a fire tower to make it stop for two seconds El boss yo what's popular on YouTube oh it's this [Music] the most fatherless toilet I've ever seen SK toilet Moet and uh dude no one cares he gets 3 billion views per month that's a lot more views than I get how they do that 5 minutes later boom boom boom you look and sound stupid ninja kiwi I hate being so boring please change me I don't care go eat sand I do care if you bring me the other two wizard monkey Souls I can give you the power you desire oh bet yo gandal if you see an imperson instantly shoot at him he's trying to kill you okay thanks for telling me yo Arch Mage do you want to go meet Gandalf since you look like him I stole his ice cream once but he should be okay with it yo what's up Gandalf ah an impersonator W Gandalf yo wizard Lord let's go on a hike to Mount Everest Did anyone say my name bro I wasn't talking to you okay sure let's go wow this place is beautiful oh wait why is there so much snow oh no my fire is getting smaller and smaller you're going to get over it I don't think he's getting over it 10 seconds later we're sorry to tell you this but your friend has lost his wizard Lord upgrade and now is just a regular wizard let's goo oh I mean no why did it happen stupid wizard here you go the souls give me the upgrade what the heck I'm a girl now yeah now you can steal the soul of any Tower and use it just like how Kirby does bro what is this fake uh Walmart type gun class did you study the last lesson yeah maybe sometimes okay then Dart monkey can you go in front of the class to explain it I haven't opened the book in five freaking months is everything okay Dart monkey oh no it's fine I'm coming okay can you explain to us the balloons lore since when the balloons have lore we just pop them with sharp objects did you say something oh no uh so balloon La is that we got a sharp object and we use it to pop a balloon and now we have this stuff why the heck are they laughing that was kind of trash let me ask you questions instead when did the Bloons war begin the 2nd of July 698 wow good job Dart monkey you got it right dude I just guessed a random date okay let me ask you a harder question where did Napoleon let his horse rest after it took exactly 3.5 poops at 3:42 p.m. my sister in go what did you just ask me you don't know it you get an F then good job you passed University go get a job now you losers a job I had to ask permission 5 minutes ago to go to the toilet and now I got to go be independent yes stop being such a complaining soy boy loser and go find one hello I am Mr J give and I'm here to give you our jobs what I got do in job everything on this list how exactly am I supposed to do all of that you just are do you want the job or not I guess I do okay for the first interview question can you sck to I guess I could okay then you've got the job 6 months later finally I've gotten my first paycheck of $5,000 I guess I can go spend it now don't be so quick M I'm here to tax you 50% of it you what that's illegal man you can't do that I'm the government nothing is illegal for me I can barely pay rent now all right class I've checked the tests and can tell you the results oh God I did terribly on that test okay the first result for Dad Arling Gunner you got an A congratulations yay let's go I'm such a w no you're not you're fatherless no I'm not Pat fussy is my daddy what did you just say this person got an F on the test it's stand theion hope you don't get beaten oh gee I guess I'm getting a whooping tonight since when do we have a Dand liion in the class I am top G in school doesn't matter heck yeah and for the last person Dart monkey you got an F you literally just drew a picture of a dog instead of writing the balloons history oh no what am I going to tell my parents what grade did you get on the test well it's an F what show me it now just drew a top g dog Ninja Kiwi I want to a new upgrade shut up I'm eating my prongles yo I'm a gigachad tier 12 I can help you become like me okay you look muscular what do I got to do you got to get me the new be Tower Soul as well as go eradicate A Jojo fan yo space queen do you want to go on a hike together yeah sure that sounds fun hold on I'll be right back yeah could you throw a lightning at that blue bee looking thing it stole your bag of Doritos oh my God no way not my bag of Doritos your space Soldier look up look up at what where are my Doritos he ate them do you watch JoJo yeah how did you know definitely not by your looks anyway you fat crusty musty Dusty busty watch Mojo looking boy you be built like if fat kiji was multiplied by 1,000 your feet look like the definition of Insanity boy but but I'm not fat I'm just a furry you ain't from the Jurassic Park you came from the prehistoric playground I had to kill a soy boy and a be machine for this come on give it already here you go now you're the Killer Queen wow can I see myself in action five views on the video let's go I'm getting famous you Mr that monkey from the popular YouTube video that monkey eats a lemon heck yeah I am how much would you like for a sponsor oh my God this guy actually wants to give him money I better not mess this up well Five Buck R seems fair I was planning on giving him a thousand do you think you're going to blow up even further yeah exploding is my expertise y what's popular on YouTube shorts it's a really funny meme take a look at it and where is the funny inside of that well it's a cat Smurf it's funny it's literally not funny though oh my God she looking oh do I look weird oh she must be looking at me H what should I have for dinner yo Arrow do you need help with your school work no thanks isab I've have o plus s on every single subject crap why didn't she say yes oh well what about that math essay what did I just say what the hell is a math essay oh I think you mean the English essay yeah I've done it already do you not need help with anything no I'm a perfect student 15 minutes later no way her shoulder brushed with mine she must love me 2 hours later I'm hoping it's her let's go it's her let's see what she said oh my God that must mean that she loves me the next day yo Arrow I saw that you wrote me a message yesterday yeah why didn't you tell me it huh what do you mean did you even read it I asked you what the Math's homework was okay do you want to be my girlfriend no you little soy boy loser you can't even tell me the Math's homework plus you have LL RZ you're mean I'm turning e CU tonight will be the Ninja Kiwi I hate having a crossbow I want something different shut up or my top g dog will eat you wow that's a long gun yeah I'm the tier 14 sniper do you want to get a change in your weapon yeah what do I got to do for it well you just got to make a business that sells 1,000 of your crossbows every single day dog what that's literally impossible bro nothing is impossible in business okay then tell me how to do it you just got to make a good enough ad and show it everywhere but that costs money yes but that money is going to get 1 million X said okay if it doesn't work I'm shooting you yo Facebook moms I have a crossbow and if you want to have one too so you can go pew pew pew then call 911 and you'll get it sent to your door yo Benjamin I made the best ad ever and put it up what do we got to do now we just wait like 15 years 2,000 years later crap that's one less than I need you Dart monkey do you want a crossbow yeah sure let's go I hit it give me the upgrade now wo I'm sexy now yeah now you're Quincy nothing gets past your bow and also as a bonus you're an orphan does nothing really get past yo do you want a performance from me yeah sure why not talking to the moon that was the absolute worst performance I've ever heard please do not ever sing again you're a hater I'm going to prove you wrong yo lizia how did you get so good at singing oh I just had to get the best genetically modified throat that's perfect for it what the heck is there not any other way well you could train for 20 years straight ain't nobody got time for that work can I go for the surgery normally it' cost you $50,000 but if you gift me a dog it'll be free here you go I got your a dog thanks it's so top G now just go to Dr monkey y I'm here for the throat transplant a few inches later yo look at this perfect performance peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches Peach peaches peaches peaches L performance that's what your dad said when you got birthed I hate being so weak I want to be powerful shut up I'm the CEO of prongles yo I'm the creator of TDS I can give you more power what are you doing here I want you to fire ninjak Kiwi from being a CEO of prongles and I'll give you ultimate power okay sure I'll do it yo prongles your CEO Now sucks toes for a living I don't really care also he bought fake Jordans oh my God I'm removing him instantly he you're an L this upgrade is actually so weak I want a new one okay for that you need to get both loton and anti Bloon and also get some Paragon Soul yo if you want more power come with me okay sure you come with me for more power sounds pretty fun yo ninja do you want to come with me to get you even more powerful yeah how do we do it you just just got to pop this new boss that I got from Reddit how much health does it have 768 million a few inches later and 3 2 1 bro for real didn't see there was TNT inside of it you roblo kid give me the upgrade now boom now you're the Super Monkey Paragon and you do a lot of damage can I see it in action Ninja Kiwi I want to become a real Tower okay sure but I got to think of how to do that yo you're a huge LL is better than you okay I'm made all your upgrades now Community now arrol is in the game again please don't play smash or pass with her this time her level three ability summons special types of balloons that she makes by kissing any balloon and it makes the balloon have health healing properties as well as attacking but those balloons remove all regrow properties her level 10 makes her be able to kiss moabs and turn them into regrow moabs that fight for us and slowly turn into stronger upper tiers and her level 20 makes her turn bads into bosses by kissing them and that makes them fight for us and they have all their abilities yo do I'm going get number one smash a pass I'm going to have to say pass she's way too ugly yo do you want to call in my crib you know you smell like cheese wow I'm actually a paragon now yeah now we can do over 5 million damage per second okay but what do you do well I have an ability that's a black hole around me and Pops every balloon around me what the heck do you mean I can't even go to round 300 okay but I cost $ 5,790 th000 too cheap what the heck I'm black now yes my name is Painted Black okay what do you do I basically do what you do but 1 million stronger faster and better can I see it in action what the heck you're popping everything in milliseconds just too cracked wow that's a long gun yeah I'm your tier 14 how much damage and speed do you have 57 million shots per second and 20 damage per shot what the heck how many blares can you pop about 1 million per minute who the heck are you Boogerman I'm the revengeful true Sun God how much damage do you do about 1 million times more than you can bro what that's impossible I wonder what Bloons will be in the future I can show you wait what how well I've got a time machine and can send you in the future oh what okay can you send me to year 2050 yeah just get in what happened to you Geraldo I'm Jeremiah geraldo's son uh yes of course is it the year 2050 yeah what kind of question is that well I'm from the year 2023 and want to see what's new oh I'm going to send you the new things so you can meet them yo I'm the fourth path dartling Gunner who are you what do you mean I'm the dart monkey oh that Old Tower yeah ninja key we removed you from the game what the heck they can't just do that yes we can you were just taking up way too much space and look too ugly also you have lrz what do you have in my place we made a clone of the boomerang monkey anyways what do you do well I'm basically a normal dartling Gunner but shoot out Sun projectiles bro that's so unoriginal are there any new bosses yes there are I'm one of them bro you aren't new you're just a recycled one well yeah but I'm not wow who are you I'm the log Mastery I have 72 million Health but I take two times more damage from fire attacks but can also stun fire towers that seems pretty cool are there any new heroes yes there are I'm one of them wow you look pretty what's your name well I'm Lisha I was made in 2042 and what I do is I basically sing so loudly that I pop the balloon eardrums which pops them okay that's cool can you pop the log Mastery I don't know let's see peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches I guess I can okay can you help me get back into the game yeah I definitely can you just got to get the boomerang Soul so we have space for you yo Boomer do you want to go on a hike yeah sure that sounds fun wow this mountain is really nice look behind you there's a crazy man oh my God where it's you dumbo okay I did it what now you're in already what the heck why are you in the game I brought myself back I'm just a self-made billionaire yo I'm the bad okay what's new in you well now I have 5 million Health what the heck that's not possible yes it is Ninja Kiwi made every balloon have 100 times more Health bro I still have the same damage I'm going back to 2023 yo Geraldo in the future Elite blun Arius will have 4 billion Health what the heck I can't even eat that much
