Reacting to DBZ Abridged Broly MOVIE Without Watching Dragon Ball Z

it's time for Broly Dragon Ball Z Broly I just heard a ringing was that was that my voice ricocheting off my can or off my monitor that was weird okay are you all right buddy I heard it it happened I got a little too loud apparently let's do this [Laughter] Funimation I'm excited for this man please support the official Boom by the way I love Brothers I'm Eric I already said my name the South Galaxy okay stop never mind okay first of all holy [ __ ] wow that mother's still asleep listen Ray player man figure this out we need to get whoever did this North car all right then listen I got a guy what's his name Goku I'm gonna show you oh he's in a suit look at that drift gee we're missing the wedding reception we sat through the boring talk about love and junk for 40 minutes just waiting for the fan quit I went had to count up to 40 because of that that's 10 Force by the way Gohan ending up the sea barely functional Man Child you are yeah interview on the same day as the wedding because as we both know getting you into a suit is like trying to give a cat a bath but I like bats laughs damn [Music] [Laughter] I'm a free gaming Master yo he ain't even wearing shoes with his suit is it a turkey you know me so well Vegeta's just in his armor I'm surprised you came sweetheart an inter-species homosexual marriage I just wanted to see what the gay agenda looked like in person he does look oh so much older than her he does like drastically to now immigrants truly a liberal Wonderland around here well God glad we're clear on that how many years Prince Vegeta damn or should I say King Vegeta oh he's gonna need a new suit in my life if I needed something so much and never known until I received this is rather unorthodox your son is 11 years old and homeschooled but you say he's at a 12th grade level I'm a teacher first and a mother second also a wife wow I see I'm speaking her husband Mr Sun Goku was it can you tell us anything interesting about yourself oh sure well uh I'm a Saiyan Goku oh so you're a minority because that could favor your child for enrollment oh uh yes definitely a minority there are only two and a half more likely are you there oh hey not much just a silly school thing no not for me for Gohan um excuse me uh Mr Sun hold on talking to God wait there are other guys he's very religious what are we going to talk about one sec I gotta take this I got it oh my God I love the pop noise that they use net you will convince you to enroll our son well if he's as in touch with God as you say he is perhaps he could work that miracle [Music] that is exactly what I said yes official I'm going to claim my birthrights trunks princess try that's my first decree you shall only call her princess trunks [Laughter] how is he this strong sure just go back into space again at least I'm not pregnant this time [ __ ] I hope I'll drag him back by his non-existent tail if I have to oh my God it's too hard it's so weird that he still just hangs out with all of them even though he's also there as a baby yeah that would make me feel really odd like every time I would see myself I'm like this is going to cause a paradox yeah like or something like bro what Your Own Grandpa everybody well I mean at like some point that like that kid's gonna grow up and it's going to kind of be like a little [ __ ] where he's just like why you let me do this when when I was hanging out with you before as like he's too young he's not gonna remember dude it's okay babies babies don't remember [ __ ] until they're like four-ish three-ish I'm just saying like okay all right I I dig too deep into things but like I just gotta ask this right for time travel sake right the baby trunks isn't gonna grow up to beat the adult trunks we're seeing because they're different he came from a different timeline yeah right they're the same time was raised by Bulma alone and a little bit ago yeah this trunks will be raised by Bulma Goku Vegeta raised by Vegeta what the [ __ ] are you smoking not us is that what that monkey suit you're wearing that's highly offensive sir bubbles I don't see race you felt him a cat he was wearing that underneath that's what you're going to find always be ready she's a Buick a Chevrolet Bel Air actually now it's up to you I know who destroyed South Galaxy lucky dope I'll go look for Clues wait look where so I can't breathe in space apparently oh my God [Laughter] [Music] and now my Lord behold your magnificent's new kingdom for sure when you rule over a planet the planet is your kingdom how wise you are my Lord how about we take a tour of your beautiful new Palace okay two shots of Tabasco salt pepper and a gun to shoot myself you know what they're saying like or before beer you're in the clear like or before Anna Galactic travel fill your insides unravel okay oh my God Galaxy there's a South Galaxy forget you heard that no no I'll talk so nice [Laughter] I like that they're like making them they're tying it they're tying this movie into the actual storyline yo what a [ __ ] show who's this granny puke I'm a foot and a half taller than you but whatever what was that I hear you from down there I can't hear you from up there uh that is my son Broly my liege oh forgive him he's a very passive boy better male got it but for the same race Mr Bad princess trucks do you even know what you're doing I don't need to I'm King your hair looks like smells like strawberries dad coffee seems really fishy yeah trunks doesn't even have a womb I say we investigate not that curious the planet [ __ ] idiot I just want to make sure if it was you who destroyed South Galaxy stop screaming if it was okay I'm gonna let you go then oh yes so mercenary tell Piccolo ten shinhan and that monster peel off and none of them destroyed self Galaxy I've been trying to tell you for the last two hours go to new Vegeta there's another Vegeta I wonder if he's stronger than normal Vegeta he's going to be the death of me this place looked a lot better as a Skyline what happened here and what does it look like the day after tomorrow was yesterday hey over there maybe we can ask One of These Fine indentured servants what's going on oh crab baskets I just inhaled a little bit of rust oh God no please if you are angry they look like chickens without beaks oh my God they do dude he's got a butt for a head oh whatever hey guys slaves oh yeah yeah a couple of sayings landed on our planet a few months ago and reported us here against our will and if we step out of line well surprise oh [ __ ] time for your sadist no no no no no no no that's my name it's actually pronounced da d now that one was what you thought it was please I beg you here's bunch of boring let me take it it's my turn only after you lick my boot oh you monster odd people alone we've been beating up children all day long what makes you any different because hey okay but we're not being paid for crazy we're out and I just bit the inside of my cheek earlier sorry oh the guys Goku the new Vegeta is actually just a planet oh no now you tell me who who names their planet after themselves who do you think buying into this garbage teeth please my leash I'm not your lease you brown-nosing toady you promised me a kingdom but I have no subjects no infrastructure and a throne made of wood what am I that's Facebook please stay for roughly three maybe three and a half hours and continue wasting my time oh and tell your creepy brat to stop following me what's your power level and stop asking that power level mine's pretty big hello Goku have you come to join the rest of your marvelous race or did you just come to see my new Palace it has six towers like a peasant hello what is your power level mine too cool [Laughter] but who would blow up South Galaxy probably someone with a really big power level that's a good point you've got a good point what's your name Broly good point Broly hmm father it's all alive I know a queen size bed paragus you squalid [ __ ] no this entire planet from its Palace to its people and Princess trunks perhaps okay I'm putting a moratorium on that right now father this psychopath has been enslaving races from other planets to build your kingdom even if Greenery is manufactured I feel like Vegeta's not gonna care right yes it is I think that's impressive my God you're not the [ __ ] state of a saying I thought you were thank you my leash you are now my room I'm shocked I'm shocked do you want uncut and early reactions to your favorite series that we do here on the channel what about double episodes we have all of that available and more for Billy's on patreon and members on YouTube your support means the world to us and it allows us to keep doing what we love and keep delivering you the content that you love or will eventually love because Billy is love Billy is life everything's gonna be fine Billy everything's gonna be fine Billy everything is gonna be fine everything is going to be fine Billy father what this guy is this what what yes being enslaved and exploited by another stronger strapping race fulfills us completely you know I actually kinda get it although it is strange that he would force us to build a kingdom on a doomed Planet oh God damn it explain to hell with this I'll leave the boot licking to the shamotions well then you have finally unraveled my plan King Vegeta okay this whole wretched Planet will soon be encompassed by the cataclysmic comic komori wiping it and you out with it I'm confused am I being pranked because I don't do jokes this is no joke this is my revenge but why because that bastard Vegeta left us both to die sounds like me but that doesn't sound familiar not you you self-absorbed blue-blooded snot your father damn but son was born they realized his immense power level a Whopper pretty good thousand pretty good yeah well I was like twenty thousand is like a sperm so you just can't turn it off bro the king ordered for him to be executed to be with a power level of ten thousand he's like a trump card if the card literally flipped the table over and shot the other player he would be a great use to Vegeta sun the planet toward me yes [Laughter] yes guidance once more stab the baby are you sure fighting with Frieza in one hour so either stab the baby or we have to cancel your six why are you dressed okay I thought like am I going crazy success [Music] oh someone fetch me up at a dagger so I may probably stab this baby [Music] what the [ __ ] wait wait wait so this isn't anything to do with South Galaxy because that's kind of why I'm here actually yes you see one night while I was discussing the son of Bardock the scientist the very same that night I uttered a single word that triggered Broly and he suddenly went wild in his furious rage he exterminated the South Galaxy in its entirety damn I am why would I is it non-fat no why wouldn't we die this is ridiculous stop trying to trigger my son freezer with an eye for God's sake because your seed couldn't compare to my own and he's a filthy halfling love you too Dad and second I couldn't care less about any South galaxies or lack thereof so if you're done wasting everyone's time grab your friends grab your [ __ ] and go home Kakarot please do not say that again oh friends wasn't it please stop saying that name father just call him Goku and disrespect my Heritage I will address him with the name given to him by the Glorious Saiyan race Kakarot Kakarot yo what slow and he gets it I suggest we all runs off [ __ ] it's gonna hurt my man changed the saturation Spectrum pretty good pretty good what what is he he is the Legendary Super Saiyan oh you know who also Legends that is legendary big right uh-huh why because girthy power level God I woke up this morning for a gay wedding I did not expect this oh how is he this strong how many push-ups did he do what kind of juice did he drink this is not the result of poultry training so damn this is Destiny for you see Prince Vegeta you're not dealing with the average Saiyan warrior anymore damn [Laughter] okay damn it my jacket I only had the one oh mom is gonna kill me oh oh he opened all that ass [Music] let's tell you how to be the Legendary Super Saiyan but not supposed to start all out small and then work up to it oh yeah holy crap I got Goku I brought this emotions why there's no way we're gonna miss sadism like this God damn my what feet oh God yes you want the ultimate punishment yeah then I'll just blow up your planet I think it was banana no pineapple it wasn't a fruit it was broken it was lost to time songs please no you lied to me I did no such thing you dirty boy don't you get me off this planet right now I'm serious okay Gohan oh okay so but I'm gonna need you to let go and got it oh hold on you just find that ship we came here on grab everyone else oh [ __ ] Dodge [Music] don't play for your son uh I'd rather you not dragon balls but that's like a whole day oh my God damn it King Kai hey Gohan you're gonna meet [Laughter] unfettered hatred for Kakarot stems from not really Hayden Kakarot kind of gives me lives it's all be gone now being ignored when they were buttons their cribs in the Maternity Ward were right beside each other and Kakarot cried terrorizing my son and then that's it didn't my father stab him indeed and why does he hate me oh no I hate you well I hated your father and therefore you Broly hates Kakarot because he cried that's actually what it is that is so dumb I know it's really dumb the writing though the writing [Laughter] [Music] maximum this is insane he's strong yeah and to make things worse I think we blew your college submission math this just isn't my day don't worry I think it's your movie Next [Laughter] Dodge Gohan are you okay you need some juice did you get to that school you wanted does it look like [Laughter] when I heard you call how thanks for the chef Piccolo we're taking this oh [Applause] my word Green Man what new what is your power level it's pretty good oh give me a minute Broly does not like to wait Goku can we beat this guy I don't know I'm sure I'll pull something out my butt first [Music] let's see how you fare when it's four on one Monster uh a monster Broly is not a monster a genuine demon a true freak the devil oh my God he's so God oh [Applause] epic fight scene oh my God this is genius [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] foreign stride [ __ ] what the [ __ ] are you doing back here I don't know what's going on anymore he's so cool but he's so goddamn dumb okay Vegeta while you're here having this crisis we're out there getting beaten into a bloody face but you don't understand the Legendary Super Saiyan is motivated by a crying infant he is a literal giant [ __ ] baby so kind of like you're being right now you're just mad you're not the Legendary Super to make him all right [Music] laughs wow wow monstrous Saiyan [Laughter] God Broly is disappointed jackarot kill Frieza jackarot's supposed to be strongest but now Broly strongest now you die excuse you excuse Broly you've been ignoring someone this entire time Broly's wife well technically I was the one who killed Frieza that's hot no you mouth reader what is a cake a cake God what is a God you are not believer oh dude oh my God what the [ __ ] haha bro [Applause] he has devolved into saying only a single word it's time to hit the old Cosmic Trail hi son jackarot no it's your father prepping this part for us to leave with all the committee yes true it's apartment for one person be a good boy show your daddy the love he has shown you what no way bro oh okay guys holy [ __ ] [Music] frankly at this point I wish we could open up the dead zone and bring back garlic Jr can't believe I'm saying it but I'll take some more Androids please and I'd rather get kicked in the tick a thousand more times idiot scream kakarot's name again [Applause] and he was just an evil version of my Dad wait that guy with the tree is he alive not anymore also that Willow guy he was nice oh yeah too bad he died of brain cancer cool then I'll cut to the chaste give me all of your energy right now I'll end it in one punch man I know you're probably not going to [ __ ] it you have it just go [Laughter] I love Vegeta so much dude [Music] [Applause] [Music] foreign there's like three Broly movies oh really they're not great holy [ __ ] oh um I hope there was nothing important there yeah it'd be bad holy holy [ __ ] okay just gonna drop this one out there but earlier nobody brought up Slug and I feel that's kind of racist what are these things and why is one grinding on me but it's still gone sorry but ain't no Dragon Balls that'll bring that back I think but what about the other World Tournament coming up well now you have a lot more options what's up man that was awesome oh I wonder if they'll show the other World Tournament tournaments or not what [Music] what the [ __ ] oh that's something oh my God Bill Nye Nintendo Power [Music] [Music] dude I love how they have gone so hard in these last like 10 or so episodes the quality is skyrocketed I feel like yeah it's nuts [Music] was that his jacket [Music] Tony [Laughter] Gail I'm out like that they they make the non-canon movies very enjoyable oh yeah oh no [Music] add it in after a sizable donation from my father good man I'm glad we come from money I for money Goku you come from a race of idiots I sure do Chichi you sure do I want a divorce me too I'm starving hey everyone Lenny thanks for watching he's such a [ __ ] idiot dude though dude but yeah there's like there's three like non-canon Broly movies and then there is um the the super Broly movie or or whatever it is yeah I know they have like a Broly returns kind of like with freezer or cooler you really just says freezer yeah they've broken you I know I it's at the point especially now that they've been like adding stuff and changing stuff and like com like adding additional scenes and [ __ ] I it's [ __ ] with my perception of this Arc because I have lost track of like what really happens and what doesn't Abridged his room to me Army really wants to watch that uh my hair Academia in eight minutes sir you're asking too much I would actually re-watch I just feel like it'd be really funny I wouldn't hate if we watched my hero Academia it's been I haven't watched like the last two seasons I watched it when it first came out four I don't know if you want to do it let us know you want to see it remember I have no idea y'all are DBZ fans baby we're just chilling with the boys yeah bye magic time Wizards be the joy

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Length: 33min 36sec (2016 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 09 2023