British Idiots Try BANNED American Candy

today we are going to be trying banned American candy excited very we have a bunch of things here we're going to try all of them Arthur might not try all of them cuz apparently some of this stuff contains lead and other things that may kill you so I will take that is worth saying we have consulted a professional I've consulted a health professional to make sure this is all okay so everything's you know good with that I appreciate you having me on your last ever video yeah no no it's an honor actually it's an honor I feel inadequate when next to you in what way like you're just so smart I I can promise you my general knowledge of him American candy is not very high okay let's get going all right first up we have Kinder Surprise this is a Kinder Egg now you know what this is right in our childhood we had this but apparently this is abanded America because they are going to choke on the toy inside yeah that's dumb it sounds like an American thing to do it's such a meme for people to be like as if you can't buy Kinder eggs but you can buy like an AK-47 at Walmart it's that is so true actually this this is banned in America but AK isn't right okay how do you open this you just smash into it oh are you a are you a break break it in half before you look at me man of course I am [ __ ] I'm a oh I've made a mistake what to do you get oh you go for the toy before the chocolate I'd do both you look have a guy who eats the dessert after dinner is that not normally how you do it I only eat chocolate it's my only diet wow to be fair that is a choken hazard but like for adult the size of that there's no way that that I could choke on that I could barely get that in my mouth [ __ ] off you could a three-year-old was it 0 to three it's baned for it says on the back for like all countries what is mine what is that also the toys have gotten worse they used to be like you'd get like 10 different things and like you'd build something I remember one of my kinder eggs before I got a GameCube in mine you did not have a GameCube in your [ __ ] Kinder Egg no I didn't I didn't I didn't Kink's like that big what is this what is that on a real I can't build M I'm not oh it's got an instrution on this uh how sad is this as well poor kids EAS it's got a QR code and you've got to download an app to play this is basically just advertisement with a shitty mobile ad this is yeah wait what is this I'm not even trying this this sucks do you think this should be banned or you think this should be allowed in America I think it should be allowed I do just grow up man oh there we go look oh my God he turned into a little duck of the backpack wow looks like P the platus but cooler all right next up we have USA Smarties and shockingly these were called to be banned because kids were crushing them up and snorting them at school goodness me now we call Al Marty something different in England oh yeah Al Mar is a chocolate yeah why what are these just uh candy rolls yeah you'll know what they are when we get these out they're kind of like the you know like the lavender ones oh the little purple ones yes yes they are like that but apparently these were baned because kids were crushing them up and snorting them at school why I used to do that you know I'm not going to lie I used to get sheret at school and do lines that is mental that explains a lot it actually does it actually does right let's get this out and see what we got so what are we going to crush them with no come on we've got to snot a little bit of the are you down yeah we might as well that's demonetization all over it we have these by the way but they C different oh we do yeah same packaging same kind of thing yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I feel like everything in America gets banned not because of what the candy is because they're just stupid but kids could crush up and snort anything is there anything wrong with snorting these over any other Suite I don't yeah like you can crush anything with kids or is it just cuz they're pill sized uh yeah not that i' seen a pill before no I haven't either they taste good at least tasty yeah milk egg fish oh no that's does not contain I was going to say like what the [ __ ] uh unbaned it's stupid yeah you know what even if you snort these I think it's fine yeah and kids are going to be snorting everything else anyway yeah they just bring in a difference sa this than Sentinel all right next up we have candy cigarettes now we had these in England too right when I was a kid I used to [ __ ] puff on these are they the little white ones yeah you bet they are and apparently in America they got banned because kids would actually grow up and start smoking because of this that's mental and again I feel like that's a representation of who they are rather than what they candy is yeah this is just sugar isn't it this one looks really that one looks actually this look quite cool yeah that looks like you're going to like smoke 40 a day though yeah yeah a very rich bougie Tory old man that sort of that's Grandad territory my grand definitely smok these things can you open it please sure I have an o oh this is a throwback wait no wonder though these look like these look like cigarettes oh my god I've never smoked a cigarette in my life either not neither of I much cigar though the UK versions was so much much better than these yeah it doesn't even taste like sugar doesn't taste much they they used to have like that powdery stuff on do you remember yeah this tastes like you go to dentist and they put you in a chair and like put some stuff in your mouth yeah it t like I know you mean I know you look at him holding it just a little something see J these shouldn't be B like again if your kids growing up smoking cuz you're giving them these then you know what I'm going to go controversial they're so Bland and boring that if they have negative consequences on the population like getting kids to smoke I reckon ban okay I feel you you know what I'm very easily influenced banned next up we have reindo am I saying that right Mexican candy reindo I think dou L is a why in Spanish rindos oh my God these have been banned because the FDA have said the Tamarin suit contained high levels of lead a literal metal I am such a bad person when it it comes to languages and culture and stuff I've offended so many people just now I thought you were going to stop I am such a bad person just not pronouncing a word right sorry buddy take it easy Tamarind right Tamar which is actually I've had a lot of Mexican candy I've done a video before where I've tried Mexican candy and I didn't like it cuz it all has a spicy thing to it um but apparently this is banned because of lead it had lead in it cuz of lead yes okay yeah I I ain't touching I'll eat this one for you don't worry very loud bag so what no I was going to tell you something but I'll wait for you to open the bag so people can hear it sure there we go these look cute though you know what's crazy about lead in the US y so I don't sorry tell them they used to not really know how bad lead was for you right and because of childhood lead exposure the us as a country lost a cumulative total of over 800 million IQ points roughly three per person due to Childhood lead exposure that's how bad it is so the reason they're so dumb is because of lead well partly yeah I would say the reason they're so offended the entire of the US audience again I love America I on my Vlog Channel I'm always like sucking you guys off right but what goes on on these Vlog this is going to taste to me it's going to taste spicy and and Tamarin so let me h ooh you should trash on this [ __ ] man not with the wow maybe one wouldn't hurt go on I if I lose an i ke point or two at Le one I from this it's all right try it and then spit it out you know oh my God it's hard yeah it's l oh oh they're really nice mhm yeah un band them yeah it's worth the lead poison them next up harabo sugarfree gummy bears sugar-free replacement how how' you we that the sugar replacement thank you the sugar replacement in these apparently causes accid I am actually challenge he's make you poo that's right Randy Haribo had to recall their sugar-free gummies as they contained laxatives which of course caused people to have explosive diarrhea oh okay yeah right cool so these are L we're taking laxes right now I'm guessing you have to have a lot of them right I'm trying to go for them you don't have to yeah go I'll go for one it I'm sure it'll be like oh you need a bag like if you the bowl you be yeah yeah one or two is a storm on the toilet but one or two is all right they don't taste like they're sugar-free they taste as they taste really good it's a shame that they have laxative effects cuz that like sugar substitute is actually really tasty yeah yeah a lot of times when you have like stuff with artificial sweetness instead of sugar you're like this tastes weird I'm wrong the worst one is like gluten-free bread I never tried that no offense to all the intolerances out there but it's awful it's just like again I think I've offended you all again but it's like how to offend everyone in a video going through the communities each one by one I think these should still be banned yeah makes sense right like if they're making people [ __ ] unwantedly yeah next up are American candies that have been banned in the UK Hot Tamales Jolly Ranchers Swedish Fish and Twinkies are all banned in the UK because they contain additives and ingredients which can lead to hyper activeness and even Cancer all right Hot Tamales ever had these before no I've heard the word loads before these are available in America still these are banned in the UK we don't have tamali in general in the UK do we no as far as I'm aware we don't have Hot Tamales or yeah yeah if you would ask me before this what a tamali was I like I swear I've heard it in a movie but I have no idea yeah so apparently like these have additives in them that in the UK we feel as a country could cause cancer could lead to cancer in America they're just selling these as whatever you know sir who who's in the wrong there you think you think are we in the wrong or are they in the wrong I mean we wouldn't make the decision unless there was some sort of evidence to suggest that it might be cancer causing so I'd rather be safe than sorry I agree but do you think is can cancer worth the risk it's not worth the risk but why do America keep I mean they might be really tasty in which case they might be worth it so let's try right these look like they bang you now wow okay yeah it's such white boy flavoring Fierce cinnamon what oh no drop to right ready Cheers Cheers oh oh it's like a hot Jelly Bean yeah it is I love cinnamon not as hot as I thought they'd be yeah bit of Li on the package in there Hot Tamales if you had a five old whiskey shop m this is just fire or whiskey shot cinnamon I like that I want to eat some more but I also don't want cancer that's not bad I'm not sure about you concealer lumon might LS Jolly Ranchers now what scares me is I did a few videos on this channel before trying American candy with Simon and JJ and we tried loads of these are they nice yeah I think they're nice but darly ranchers explains why I'm the way I am because I've E A lot of these okay blue raspberry green apple Cherry grape and watermelon interesting naturally and artificially flavored o [Laughter] [Applause] thank you wow he did it in one go that's actually nice these actually are bang these are so good oh hard candies you suck on them yeah yeah you do you know what we don't have many blue candies in the UK cuz the blue light coloring sends kids up the walls doesn't it yeah we we we actually yeah you're right actually our cand is very non- colorful we had blue Smarties once upon a time but they got deleted mhm cuz yeah it was like crack for children which you can buy but you shouldn't give them oh that is nice like they're hard but like they get a bit gooey this my favor kind of Goo yeah there's a better joke there jolly wrenches not baned now it's time to try some Swedish Fish Swedish Fish now we've heard I've heard of these we've got these you can buy them Ikea can you mhm oh so these are not banned are they bad in the US maybe the article there L like workshire Council like yeah we're going to confiscate all of these if we see them so if you're in warshire so the war warshire council have put their foot down they will not stand for the so anywhere in the UK you'll fine B if a warshire council member is walking past I just Swedish Fish maybe these are the American ones yeah these okay so America B is different then oh have you ever seen like ingredients of American food compared with the UK versions I'm guessing CU mostly cuz of EU law but like their ingredient list is like 100 things and ours will be like seven it's like Prime as well the American Prime has 200 Mig of caffeine ours has 140 and I'm not sure if you've ever had Prime energy I have I love this one yes it's not sponsored by the way but the American Prime gets you [ __ ] is this American one no unfortunately I forgot to bring it I'll be honest cuz I've had like two of these in one day before not my proudest moment and i' had one American one and W it was more band off the wars than the American one I'll bring you an American one one day oh so it must be more than just the ingredients yeah yeah well more than just the caffeine more than just the caffeine sorry yeah oh yeah sorry cheers SW fish oh I already tapped it B I already put it in my mouth I keep eating the whole thing you're smart like having a little bit that was just so nice Swedish work just so good I would CH down on a whole whole box of that Swedish Fish not banned as Arthur loves them and next up it's time for Arthur to try his very first Twinkie now you've had one of these right I actually haven't really yeah ooh debut I've always wanted to as well I went to the Texas rodeo and they were selling deep fried Twinkies really oh my goodness that's so American along with deep fried butter and deep fried Reese is cooked nice okay is it Zombie Land that yes [ __ ] yeah I was going to bring that up it's such a good movie it's a great movie yeah I thought you going to hit on it for a sec I thought I fish him too early it's a great movie that's why he was crying with the m if I said it was a [ __ ] movie we be like it was a [ __ ] movie yes but my opinion would still be that it's not so what's the cream in the middle I mean look at that ingredients list oh it's milky I want skin on skin contact with twink let's touch twinky there we go there you go that's bushing man oh my goodness so sweet is that 150 calories per cake Christ per one that's a lot yeah wow that is so sugary you can almost taste the like crystallin I probably would you know I'm not even going to finish this one no that's a lot next time we should share T all right banned or unbanned unbanned I think that's all right oh wait well I don't know what's wrong with it well what yeah if it's another woman that causes cancer and makes kids do crystal meth then let's ban it but I think the UK ban these cuz they're just so bad for you but like in moderation you know H and finally we have toxic waste probably very nostalgic for all of us in the UK however toxic waste was originally recalled for having lead in their sweets but they quickly revised it and now we're going to try some of their most infamous sour candies toxic waste now I be confused cuz when I was a kid we just ate this right here even that a bit of a change to me I've never seen red sour candy waste before okay either of this cand is getting to me this table's warm I'm having I'm having a stroke oh my God that's hot that's warming up you're lying to me no on my life why is that warm there nothing just CU you been rting on it man ah maybe but very warm though okay anyway right back in the day these used to send me crazy like they were very hard to eat just so soury and apparently we got all this other stuff which is American this is still sold in the UK they had to revise it oh the ingredients they had to change the way they made it cuz it was that bad yeah which I never used to do for my exams I would never revise you not no got bees and seeds though I was such a studious Little Nerd you look like one you feel like one but in a good way the US version of these the non-revised ones had Le in it these are been revised now [Music] so that's not sour it's more sharp than sour yeah Ultra sour flavor I got no sour this here it's building is it oh it's gone what is back sour smug balls get ready for this oh I don't know what I was expect that reaction was great I'm going to try this little pink one here I'm going to go for a yellow one cuz I've just had a green apple one are you supposed to bite them well I have a little bit sour a little bit but not much not much no not enjoyable either no no let's try this one here using with sour slime goop gum I thought I said goop gum that would be great is this actually gum oh it's gummy when you've been making out with a girl for an hour yeah and she says I'm going home I don't want to eat this oh okay oh it's huge the gum's quite nice oh is it chewing gum gum that is rageous amount of gun to have in one go isn't it like like I just had like 10 pieces of extra Wes this is awful oh my God yeah there's goo inside there's really bitter but it's got sour to me sour sorry but there's just so it's got filling up my cheeks so much comum filling up my cheeks with so much right these things you going be CH tra R okay let's [Music] go looks like you're mewing they're sour they're not as bad as they used to be they're not I think we just grown up no the old ones had a layer over the top that you put in your mouth and you couldn't handle it yeah wow okay we'll try a red one just in case a red pair okay cool I remember the same one worse or not oh the flavor is just disgusting oh that one tasted more sour to me but also that flavor was wow why that does suck what the [ __ ] it's just this is not nice going I'm washing down this with energy drink Prime that is sour though that was Sour actually that was definitely more sour yeah that was much more like the original one was original original waste unbanned well is it is unbanned so we didn't even have to do it unbanned yeah leave it unbanned as long as it's not the Ley version yeah Le is bad kids don't do that yeah a bonus challenge a while back these giant pickles went viral on Tik Tok so it's only right give them a go next up we have big papa big pickle now these aren't banned this is a trend on Tik Tok you see it yeah oh did you react to anyone doing this no I just I really don't like pickles oh my God you don't have to have this I'll have I'll do it for the you for the content it just looks like a dick with garia doesn't it like it is I don't know what that looks like well one would imagine a okay sure yeah yeah yeah right okay you know it's like lumpy and wrinkly and green and oh no it's juicing all over me all right touch pickles yeah cheers this one you look like you going to deep throw that thing H that is oh I really okay God not is it not nice that's nice that is so VI zero calories though is it it's say zero calories what the hell cuz it's just cucumber water salt and vinegar that is so V I feel like they just took the vinegar out it' be better no the V what huh well I don't want to say anything now the what just finished are you eating sweets now yeah when you eat sweets to get rid of all the sweets okay cool well I think has been an eye open experience lesson that I've learned is America just love to sell anything they'll sell anything you know which is I also half respect it you know what I don't get is they will ban Kinder Eggs cuz they will choke on it but they won't ban legs that leads to cancer yeah yeah mental where you draw the line there but well that pickle is an experience I'll not eat the whole thing of that oh no and with the like toxic waste left over was a weird combo thanks to do this with me actually not very pleasant video to do no I was good fun thanks for having me on and uh yeah bless

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Published: Wed Apr 10 2024