We Judged A TikTok Talent Show

eight billion people eight billion personalities 8 billion vessels F Talent we called out to the people of the world and you answered the question do any of you really have talent using the hashtag you responded in the best possible way leaving an almost impossible task to narrow it down to just one but to help with that let's introduce you to our judges is like an emotional love ballad he's acoustic but powerful it's Arthur TV he's 1/8 Italian and 3 in a stallion it's Italian batch don't let his mustache fool you the only register he's familiar with is musical it's Arthur Hill and finally the Simon cow of the group you the best job done on his ey it's George Clark my name is Dwight D Eisenhower and my talent today is not a name I have a monkey on my retainer right okay the stage is set the judges are sat comfortably the auditioners are raring to go all that's left to do now is find out who's got what it takes in this the George clarky talent show okay first impression is that one like Scottish girl from that really funny meme where she's like I got to go to school it's not funny why do you do that I got to go to school excellent that that was that was a Scottish accent I thought she was going you know that one now I'm going to do the depression I got to go school why do they always do this like 1800 5-year-old Chimney Sweeper ACC you know that Scottish accent proceeds to do all ofer twist individual okay wow hey now she did the Minecraft eating a baguette noise couple of Impressions and then some racism out it kind of feels too good TV feels too good for the they're making me do the base face they're making me do my gum face that was good though I not bad that was I enjoyed that a lot stop stop stop I didn't like it I loved it actually did so I'm going to give that one a yes personally I think it's a yes yeah I'll give it a yes I mean it's a yes for me I'm going to give it a yes and I can make these guys Global yes oh is this the hashtag oh God it's going to be a picture of George oh yeah food oh there he was yes yes yes I think that could be the first golden buzzer of the video that [ __ ] went off purely unrelatable ility I'm smashing the yes button I think that's a yes yeah this is actually my ALT account the Molly Muk butter is actually I mean it's a no from me I think yeah I'm giving it a no as well yeah I'm giving it she doesn't go through sadly sorry George good day gentlemen my talent is that I starting 11 Striker with the flag filter with no skips allowed goalkeeper from koros I'm going to go for aliada him and the other two back Hungary going to go for loo scored a goal that got dis out against Portugal in EUR are we hearing this by the way he's off the rip just giving facts about every single player that's coming up he could be lying and we'll never know yeah I I always think this but it's so fast he does it so quickly and in one take yeah might need to fact check it scor a header for St in the final against PSG in 2019 they actually end up winning left fora Harris captain of their national team I don't even know these flag yeah these are ridiculously nich flags as well so many there's so many levels to it where it's like identifying the flag then having at least one player let alone every player from like each position and then also having a fact about that person he must just have a massive Google Docs memorized of this Bo he's just got a huge brain hey we'll go to the local autism expert Arthur what do you reckon take it away maybe he has got an itic memory such an Arthur thing to say is it diabetic memory what the [ __ ] I think his eyes darted to the side of the screen there Pakistan it's a random filter yeah true his eyes darted to the side of the screen where he's got every player in history yeah fun fact got alphabetical he's scrolling under the table that's why it's so zoomed in no he's got a work compilation playing on another scen equatorial that's his mind pal he's just like [ __ ] I so he's still doing something underneath the screen it's just not scrolling rapidly through Tik Tok how this guy Flags down a woman and has some sex instead of doing this so make him sound like a street [ __ ] you in your red light district bedroom that's not how it works in the real world pal it's [Music] [Laughter] orange that is very impressive imagine seeing this at the gym I'll just pull him off wait for Joey swell you're going to do what to him it's turning you on that much you'd pull him off is he that good to you [ __ ] hell is is good like that I pull him off the bars all right mind mate slow him down a bit it's hard to keep he looks so sexy in those tracksuits and the opo just is irresistable I just stop pulling him off I'm just expecting Joey SWR to pop up and be like be better you're not about to be doing Opera in the gym I can't promise you a final but I can promise you a semi Arthur she looks underage no I'm still talking about the Opera thing no and the judge's house thing I'm not talking about her oh don't know Arthur it's a slippery surface this is good but I can do that you're treading on thin ice Arthur nice I did have another joke but I got cold feet that's pretty impressive I thanks man I'm through to next time favorite me that was good but unfortunately my old footwork as a previous video I don't I want these to be made for me oh I'm giving it a no on that regard you guys feel free to thoughts guys I'm giving it a yes I mean she summarized the three of us in only two letters which feels a bit dismissive I am okay at drawings oh it's me unbelievable I am AI have skewed my image of art now so I'm I'm just like doubting if this is correct that is very impressive she's drawing it she's literally drawing it yeah but you can just you can just you can just type in AI partly finish drawing and then just do a couple Strokes over the top of it she's probably put in look she's put 16 hours into this and you're going can't be real you want do some Strokes on top of her is that what you just say hey don't put words into my mouth or take them out of my head she's 20 she's a student and she's married you say she's married because you thought she was a midwife oh oh I took your word for it I think she's a great wife my God it's made you even better look very good somehow that is good I'm giving that the golden puzzer yeah of course my God All For You Conny and I would have that that's because she seems to be good at great at Art I also would have G and I want her on my team my talent I guess it's a talent or pie trick is I can open a can with of course it's a monst strategy with his ass oh oh his mouth oh proof oh quick shout out to his name by the way Tom demon god god of the Demons that isn't Talent we that there's more better oh yeah that's one of the coldest lines I've ever not that is a cold line to drop for to be like oh by the way that's not the talent the talent you think it ends there that's just something I do this is what I [ __ ] do if he'd winked to the camera though I would have like fainted I think he's got the fainting covered at the moment oh why did he moan like that run it back really quickly I want to hear that again is this a brand deal what sounds like he was about to go into song there you go I'm terrified how you figure out you can do that one just got to start chewing it just did get taught how to open them in the first place do you think one of them is like really sharp and it's got like a can opener razor on it he's not using the Prof fashion he's just got his lip as like a utility belt to open up different things one's a bottle opener one's a can opener and got a can opener oh no that's the six bit drill eight bit oh there we go juggling nice is she juggling hamsters if you look closer you can see the cuts thank you that was bizarre that was kind of crazy I kind of liked that that kind of went off I liked it cuz it was it was funny been making him play music and recently I've started posting it online and last week one of my friends reached out to me and was like oh from me too long kind of crazy why why specifically him is it a know immediately but not all the other people we've seen so far cuz the intro is too long what are you suggesting George Who batch just no I can tell it's not for me next please oh now we're cooking oo o sick I really like that she's just doing like the fortnite gamer angle at the bottom I'm not hacking you guys this is really my this is real this is very cool I'm getting rotten Vibes personally oh yeah wow this is like a folk version this is so coolook [Music] can you stop ruining this lovely renish what the [ __ ] is is go a little violin know I am actually editor give me a lighter give me a dragon penis or [Music] something give me a blow torch editor be a [ __ ] this that goes off Arthur I feel like you're sort of getting pressured into a golden buzzer there I'm golden buzzer please mgee say it a bit more dramatically I'm golden buzzer in that [ __ ] W my buzz is golden as [ __ ] dribbling through cones at this he's just trying to going around cones how big is cone room look I can appreciate somebody being good on the old quals but because it's sped up I have no idea how good they are true yeah very true so unfortunately I'm I'm prepared to give it a [ __ ] two and a half minutes Jesus I'm yeah I'm really getting a no now oh he's not more wide angle lens makes it look further away yeah he's done that from the penalty spot actually I just read the just read the caption I'm all there for it actually yeah I'm not a fan of the French I don't know what that's got to do with anything sorry Sean name your talent and I've been drawing since I was basically 10 years old for the most part I fan art of people that I am a fan of I do drawings of animalss as well sorry animals as well an funny she's funny would say that my favorite one is when I drew him in oh my God I I did that style in my art let's see that a little bit off that's me to draw okay I'm sorry it's not my fault sorry I would say compliment cuz your massive head doesn't fit on one [Music] page waitor I think my headphones are glitching yeah [Music] this is what my favorite bit about xfactor is when Simon Just sings louder than the audition so yes we did oh what but there is a bit more than George now George speech impediment that's a yes for me now I'm going to assume who's going to be in this video cuz um right so she's she's Assuming he's going to be in this video who do you think she's drawn thinking that they're going to be it to and the comment is you drew everyone oh my God Mr Beast for to see you guys getting drawn I'm not going to be in it she says she's drwing everyone got Arthur H now he wow yes my camera's not on now if you look really really closely you see Chris he's just really really small he just had to zoom in that's that was now we did draw out the TV honestly impos what the [ __ ] he does not look that had to restart you twice we did I am business off hey Steven it's you I can't believe it if you were just arur Hill slightly could be me as well George Max now if you have been watching this video I've been obsessed with painting on denim jackets and I've been wondering if I could paint the useless hotline logo and design a bit more on a denim jacket and send it to you guys firstly you're getting a yes from me at secondly Max would absolutely love a denim jacket so if you do one in size extremely large then I'm sure he he'll f W bum whoa yeah baby hot dog it is it's it's cool but I am hoping for more so I'm saying a no person it's cool and I'm giving it a yes I'm giving it a yes that's horrible of George to say no yeah George hates animals he punched a cat once hey when I said I fisted a [ __ ] that's not what I meant I'm going to say Dash shouldn't have posted that nice there we go that's what think it was good oh my God I could send her through right now I'm going to give her a no it's a no from me yeah it's a no from me as well I'm sadly giving it a no giving it a no I'm giving it a no I'm going to leave her behind I'm giving it absolute no I'm going to give it a yes doesn't matter what you give it we've got two NOS idiot for the sheer time and effort You' put in wasn't really worth it I'm giving it a no big fat no I enjoyed that I enjoyed that incredible stuff I'm going to give you a no an o sorry mate next unfortunately think there was a lot of talent sorry that's a know from me as well not bad but [ __ ] off we're full I'm going to give that a no personally it's a no from me sadly unfortunately it's it's a no then um it's a no from me I'm afraid it's a no from me I'm afraid yeah it's a no um I'm giving that a no cuz it traumatize me unfortunately it's not a talent so I think we have our winner personally oh come on let's go oh give it to him he's literally better than arur yeah he actually is oh [ __ ] he's got the he's got the mustache and everything I'm the uncut dick what what a sound effect that was a sound effect this is really good dick uncut dick uncut dick uncut dick [ __ ] I'm out of jokes sound very good there can you circum me a little bit more please if I hadn't already golden Buzzard I would have golden buzzard right d Kowski here after the great success of my previous talents I have decided to enter a talent show as Kelly has told me to into office apparently we will bring good publicity to well this is way better than the other guy that does this so here go yeah hang on where's this going way less horny thankfully yeah he's not horny enough what's going on this this whole account is this make this into a series that's really ever done meow um next we will do oh it's Arthur starting a video right two minutes long there's not even that many animal there's no animal he hasn't impersonated Dave Kowski it was original which was nice but plagiarism plagiarism oh oh [ __ ] the thing is surely you can't put any of the sound in so he's just druming silence yeah that's sick I mean editor's going to have to just just the Nintendo Wii music in the background oh yeah underwrite song to be [Music] fair because of the watermark I want to say no yeah unfortunately spoiled it there also it's just the VW logo squished together so snipping the banjo I've heard that hers [Music] [ __ ] hell well that's a lot it's it's it's good but unfortunately I'm just one amongst 35,000 hashtags so I feel like you didn't really do this for me you did it for Noah whoever this bloke is that you've hashtagged 37 times oh [ __ ] is this just someone's mom there's something so unbelievably about a glass of red wine and a sigy indoors # Ry someone's just posted a regular Tik Tok Golden Buzzer up first go for I'm going to down this beer R that's piss that's not a beer imagine that what happened tried you surprise it was my piss now just throw it I'm going to throw this roast potato from last night roast dinner and catch it in my mouth I'm now going to throw three darts at my D in my mouth yeah also what's this sudden voice change I'm now going to throw three DTS at my dart board and get one of them in the bullseye left hand watch this we were close but I am a poor uni student so I sort of figured if I could fit myself inside my suitcase that'll probably be good enough you have a deal well it's too late now can't really say no can you I'm doing it this is the suitcase in question that's tiny tiny suitcase this is it I'll let it flat I think Italian batch has gone downhill Isaac when they removed the old man [Laughter] filter not going to zip it up there's got to be a different way pay for an extra ticket normally give me a pillow though could be the jeans how the murderers fit take off suit take them then you get the money it naked I think he had a bit of Charisma about him so I personally want to give him a yes I'm not a fan of Charisma so I'm giving it a no all right sorry jobble you're still his literal username as jobless so hello my name's George Hy and my talent is actually my dog um I'm going to feed my dog Bramble and you're going to uh rate my talent don't give him Bramble off we Bramble I think Bramble wants to get out gu might have have a [ __ ] we just watching a BL lets out sorry George I don't think this is really a talent I who what in the world oh here we go oh I am why is it so [Laughter] [Music] small yes St you smell nice oh everyone's at a c now going to believe what I've just I'm out [ __ ] no everybody I love oh wait editor can you put me in the can you put me in there as [Music] well oh that was good that's getting my golden buzzer I'm actually genuinely using my golden buzzer for that a golden buzz fromo and the best thing about it is you put everybody in that really means something to me thank you for that I'm actually 7 foot tall no joke like what the [ __ ] you're in a small house get it like how iant to a bed oh my God she's huge let's s up with anything it's definitely not to do with the fact that the architecture who designed this extension messed up like I'm definitely 7 foot tall I don't think she is 7 foot no she's not Al I'm loving the comment Max has put in this unfortun that's a no cuz I hate to women another broken leg break that's impressive I'm going to give it a yes personally I've done that before I'm sure of it yeah I do that every Christmas wait you know this girl leave it there you've got him no it's Arthur it's not triang whoa that is unreal what the ey Shadow on that kind of Pop s you should wear some of that more often take them okay who's the other guy that's my profile picture except it's profile picture X vanilla rice remix that's really that's really good though I'm sure that takes a lot of effort to do we'll give it to our Lo local artist Arthur uh mid no I can if this is good I'm I [ __ ] with this yeah it's not I'm not holding my hope up not the first time we've had some eyebrow humor on this channel eyebrow this is the no shoes in school you allow to use your hands what is this game my teacher used to make us all do this is way too much feet for my liking hey there's nothing talented about what a waste of water giving the janitor more jobs to do what are you doing you cck every single Bor in my body she going to throw himself off a roof just making a roast my talents being a woman well done International women's come on it's all good fun wait for it to get good no this is good sorry I think just for swearing at the judges it's a no from me yeah he told us to shut the [ __ ] up isn't it mad the kind of [ __ ] that people have in their houses it's not exactly graceful it's not a house is it do you not recognize our house get down get down you [Music] [ __ ] I can see myself getting home from school and watching this yeah it's the classic bum bum welc home to you and me together in Perfect Harmony there's nothing you [Music] Do's say if you CH it to like there's nothing you can do and nothing you can say in Crazy Town it sort of becomes a political commentary doesn't it wow yeah and on that note it's a no I'm a singer and songwriter but that on his own is not a very unique talent I keep telling you Arthur get something else she's put being double jointed over being a singer who's going to tell him so for one night and one night only I will be singing a Dell while turning myself into a pretzel here we go could have it this is what I'm here for if you cut off the leadup where she's just doing the notes sounds like she's really in [Music] pain you got to start doing this on your Tik Tok this is what performances are going to have to be like now now we've got the subway surface underneath you just going to try and keep people involved she sing just swallows herself ho that was pretty impressive I'm giving that a yes as well only because she was more entertaining than the last person I went to see do live music an impression of a grown tube now um you'll know you'll know once I do do the [Music] impression now I exctly what it is George can we get a rendition of yours just for [Music] relativity I still don't know what it is M yeah CU you had no childhood you just just just sing to your parents for fun mate [ __ ] that I can bend them I love the choice of Music um third one I can make an owl noise with my hands watch this um might not sound good but um yeah owl noise oh hog expresses here guys get inside him I can do this look Wiggly sick um uh sick um that's got yes for me I until the wiggle I was a n now yes yeah I like the wiggly hell yeah that's what I'm talking about and Jo wait what is out her eyes oh it's her eyes what the hell and with that the auditions came to an end hundreds upon hundreds entered and now only 32 remain but this is just the beginning welcome back to Alcoholics Anonymous now we're actually judg in person do you actually remember who you golden Buzzard no is anybody off the bat saying no they're not making it through we'll put him over here for now I liked him that's that's actual tent it Talent though or is it like not knowledge or is he cheating they were good they were good but this guy was also amazing these ones she was the one that did all of us including Isaac she did nothing I want that as to have a fast track yeah that was my golden buzzer maybe the golden buzzer should skip this round you're right put her down okay but w w that was the that was the you can change your golden buzzer if you want alarm SL use your golden buzzer if you didn't use it to Fast Track them straight through we're narrowing this down to a final eight that is two per judge oh the other one you're swapping those are you too that's unbelievable is really that is good she did a lot you she played the piano and everything yeah and then she Drew all of the people that mat her as well she drew me as well yeah I don't remember that actually well get in the bin this I I want a chance to make it through he was very good as well actually he was good still want to pull him off I don't remember that what so Goldie buzzbuzz so we got five others from here this is mine that's you your put your back you're putting your golden buzzer down on that you so we're picking four more they this guy was really good for me I'm going this man this woman you love her don't you I do it's creeping me out by the way he's not wearing anything from the waist below by the way and that's all just chest hair the one I'm going for them them that that's always going are we saying that then is that our four yeah that's good I'm happy with that is that our four okay good boy so those making through to the finals of George clarky talent show 202 yeah is Ben bened Artica band tism panda Eric Frank no context UK YouTube Emma M Chanel and Cony McKay we are now going to coach our talent into the final where we they will hopefully take home the w that's yours that's yours he doesn't belong to me I don't know you you have was it worth it was it worth it for the beit these are the four that remain who wants who you want tis and Panda I personally don't want tis and Panda so it looks like we're going to have to go to a good old game of draw the Short Straw W oh my God Arthur you're up first no is that a short straw oh no oh the short STW so Arthur can't claim TM Panda it's a battle between Isaac God and Arthur Arthur is aware of the game that I'm about to pose to you it's not chess is it relax that is so funny that you guys have to play a game of chess that is hilarious what the [ __ ] your attention in who can complete the best season in football man who can take centry to the champion League the quickest drop paper scissors you may all be aware of the game rock paper scissors no this is much similar except you reveal your rock paper or scissors on the drop anyone else feeling quite tense right now you just go once like on the drop just on the drop I know I know what you're going to do not I know you are in my head I'm keeping you trapped up there I'm somewhere else I'm in my dick oh my god oh it's nice up here down here wait what happens if they scissor each other scissoring Isaac takes home tism Panda hopefully not literally as he seems underage that is incredible what an Allstar lineup Isaac has for himself there he's got a child throwing [ __ ] against his head and tism Panda perhaps the same man I'm going to make these guys rich Arthur do you want this one did you say I also want this one so we're going to have to play a good old game of drop paper scissors I take home bull knowledge with great difficulty we managed to finally narrow it down to our eight finalists however the difficult decisions weren't over just yet the coaches were then posed with a soul crushing question we all have our talent here ready to coach into the finals correct yeah yes what if I told you that we're only going to be taking one of these into the final you're joke you're joking that's such a tough one tough choice you're joking you have to pick between your babies before they get sent through to the public vote okay you know you're going for yeah Emma because did she speaks simlish great voice that great editing may I say as well which can't be forgotten um and great instrumentalism for me you know I was faced with a tricky decision someone who is clearly very talented well both of mine are clearly very talented people I I'd like to think you know a lot of graft has gone in uh have You' been messaging her already when it comes down to just raw unadulterated Talent it's got to be Eric Frank oh oh my God he wants her for himself actually genius what he he managed to pull off there and what I managed to pull off elsewhere was not it is a tough one Chanel was talented and this was funny but overall the storytelling the comedy dick timing the looks like he just getting rimmed means that for me no contact YouTube one yeah equally as difficult for me two brain cells this is a tough one what the [ __ ] are we doing one of them is making through into the final it's go to public vote they could genuinely get a ground yeah well that's it and I think they deserve it I I wanted to send this guy through just cuz I thought he' just I picture him picking up the FaceTime Co just head buing you repeated but when Talent is in question I think it's got to be TI and Mr Panda and I want more girls in gaming so yes come on TI and Panda that's it everybody our final four of the George CL talent show 2024 Emma Frank no context UK YouTube tism Mr Panda so it was up to you who wins the grand prize of just that £1,000 and who goes home with nothing one of the most toughly thought polls was put on my Instagram where the results were hidden until now the votes have been counted and verified any votes made after the closing time will not be counted but may still be charged I can reveal that after over a thousand votes the winner of The George clarky talent show 2020 4 is no context UK YouTube so now all that's left to do is give them the good news I think it's fairly obvious why I'm calling yeah I can reveal that you have won the George clarky talent show 2024 woo cheers well I'll send you the money over ASAP see you thanks again to everyone who entered uh I really do appreciate everybody entering and there were some very genuinely talented people out there who weren't lucky enough to win props to you be yeah congratulations to our winner and on to 2025 [Music]

Channel: George Clarkey

Views: 328,719

Keywords: Talent Show, Funny, Funny moments, best moments, commentary, reacts, reaction, group, George Clarke, George Clarkey, Arthur Hill, ArthurTV, ItalianBach, TikTok, Challenge, Competition, Winner, Loser, Auditions, Got Talent

Id: 0Uc8s0N4k5s

Length: 34min 50sec (2090 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 20 2024