British Frankendiesel Pump | Dewclaw's Revenge!

gentlemen's welcome back to something pure cast unobtainium a lister diesel engine what the dewclaw is working on dukecloud we will one day make a man out of you see i see you have some honey goo yeah no no you had the honey you he's gonna give my handle a little stroke looks like she's been bashed in but it still kind of hooks on there silver beautiful jesus sandals you can tell we're we're working third world style well it's [ __ ] out of here well not really but it's supposed to be so yeah i just eventually this this will come loose keep wapping the honey goo to her honey good speak into my tiny [ __ ] shake proboscis so as you can see this it's almost like looks like this thing did too much cocaine and it's [ __ ] dead now would have been about 70 years old in the 80s so that's about right like i said you have to you'd have to like get the hop-up time machine out cross that with bill and ted's whatever the [ __ ] they used and then go back in time on ebay to maybe find some parts for it but it's not going to happen based that would fit only it's whitwort nothing's 10 millimeter nothing's 11 millimeter it's like somewhere in between it's uh it's got some funny funny fasteners on it yeah that's right so stick your finger in that hole oh no the other one [ __ ] sicko now if you take two bad things there's a good chance you can make one good thing out of two bad things it's not guaranteed all that to say we got a good used diesel pump untested ready for your pickup i got another guy coming right away cash in hand so you better buy it yeah we're gonna power take this off put it on the power ticket power put it on the other one probably that shiny new chain is uh the most expensive part of the whole proposition here moving the camera for a different angulation look at this [ __ ] guy bucking for a race i was wondering why he was wearing his knee pads as you know my true superpower is destroying things so oh it's already [ __ ] i tried to make this turn and uh it just sort of started so yeah it's pretty seized up i think so we're just gonna put that out on the lawn put some nice flowers next to it and velhalska over the rainbow bridge send the lister to the happy hunting grounds in the sky that was a governor joke nothing nothing this is what happens when uh a slippered fella comes along in his chinese work boots and just gives her behind your back there's a joke in there about a sewing machine safety first personal accountability last and learned helplessness first well we want to eschew personal we want to eschew personal accountability here pun intended so i don't know if you notice here but you show up with this murderer's role of meters at a job site they just throw money at you instantly what is best in life to have your fluke meters flayed out before you to hear the lamentation of their windings and to drop a generator on your jeezless sandals so what i should have done previously was probably split this out i probably would have found that these these windings are are actually like uh you know they're basically melted together already more to the point of our story was the letting the smoke outage our fault or was that it died of natural causes it was already dead like i said had i done it before i didn't split them out so they looked like they were they were just all connected but i split them out because you got six one so the ac output side of the rotor is connected so it seems like those windings are still okay so i don't think anything happened in the rotor at all it just happened we forced we forced power into these windings and then they just further melted together i think had i split them apart probably would have seen it right away but we just went for it so because you know we made a smoke and fire machine yeah exactly everything's a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough we figure we get all this broken down equipment and we just [ __ ] smash it together till finally we get something that works what do you think better than doing nothing and drink a beer or is it we're gonna we're gonna tear down this [ __ ] thing and tear down that [ __ ] thing and make one big [ __ ] ugly thing hopefully that will pump water what do you think you never know when you gotta fight a fire around here right huh huh where's your fire truck you son of a i remind you kind viewer that what happens on the farm stays on a farm in the sanctity of our own empire of dirt that's because it's broke down and it doesn't move anymore we do what the [ __ ] we want however at work when other people are relying on you yeah not so much we got to split this in twain and i'm about to show the duke law the mill wrongs secret weapon oh yeah nice i like it it's back to his jesus sandals folks it's getting serious hey we got we got rules here man keep my feet on the shot so keep everybody off you know feeling good about their situation so what do we do just smash these in here a little tap tap all the way around or what yeah they're pretty much self-explanatory i got my finishing hammer for finishing things off there's not a set screw on that shaft key is there it looks pretty set screwy to me we're laboring under the delusion that there's a coupling in there that's not coming apart that will come hey part that makes any [ __ ] sense at all but there's some sort of jack bolt arrangement and then a retaining wedgie and all kind of milrongy things going on probably easier to show you once we got it cut apart with the torch nice watching a master at work using that left hand for the reach around he's over there [ __ ] he [ __ ] and i'm over here gumdrops lollipops and rainbows i like how you use this structural ikea member oh [ __ ] yeah we're getting full turns meanwhile mine just gets tighter and tighter oh my funny as yours gets tighter and tighter mine gets easier and easier for some reason you always pick the wrong side how's this gonna work a little bit r r the h is silent [Laughter] red hot rage don't tell me i gotta [ __ ] go back down there posies you want me to take up some weight sure two thousand pounds and a one and a two holy okay oh [ __ ] ah like we're no thanks no rage necessary holy [ __ ] freedom horrible freedom you gotta go straight back you're into the uh you're into the wages i guess when you're doing your work from six feet away it's a little tough i can commiserate i do go to the bathroom on occasion [Applause] [Music] stop the battery's about to short on one of the crossrails okay we're better [Applause] got a bit of a speed wobble there on the front end of the tractor jesus it's okay i didn't need that grinder anyway so there was a those two grub screws in the center we were hoping to pull that retention taper out but we were just fighting against the rubber the jokes they write themselves and uh we ended up taking out this ring and that was the cockford ollie so we're just gonna take a little safety stand down and re-rig this in the spirit of claude shannon why you know a thousand words and so forth so that's the cone what got jammed in there that retained on that shaft and we had taken out the grub screws that jammed it down and we had put in the jacking screws to get that to pop out unfortunately this rubber coupling is particularly well suited for axial and radial and also angular displacement it's really good at transmitting torque not so much deflection any any direction so we were fighting this coupling because it can deflect in any direction what we ended up doing was just getting smart about it and taking the ring off here and then out you come problem is pump twas connected to said lyle lister rather diesel engine and now we got to get it connected to the deutz i don't know if you're a fan of history or a student of history but chairman in english sometimes don't get along check this out i'm going to love your nuts we're uh yeah we're getting lucky this one i already do look at this look at that just wants it just wants it it's like it's a sae flange yeah okay well uh my job here is done go on ebay and maybe we'll find a head for this thing or let's just get some of that magic juice that they sell uh what is it seafoam let's get some seafoam in there get this thing crackalackin as is where is for sale not on sale i know what i got i mean look at the starter i mean look at that guy [ __ ]

Channel: AvE

Views: 305,151

Keywords: lister, diesel, engine, fix, pump, tool, motor, car, truck

Id: 8ucgCjjZ9-Y

Length: 11min 40sec (700 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 26 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/RotaryJihad]

If the flange does not fit you must acquit!

[u/FillingUpTheDatabase]

So sad to see them junk that Lister, they sound so good when they’re running

[u/BuddyBishop]

“Everything’s a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough”. Lol

[u/Spent_C]

I swear since ave hit 1M subs and hid the amount his channel has been garbage.

It used to be so good, then it’s been this shit for years.