Breaking Up with Overly Attached Girlfriend

I'm all the way to start with right now any both in you I'm telling you she's completely psycho okay all right I thought we were gonna be I thought it would be better if we just went together okay yeah why don't what when we sit down for a second you're so cute when you're all serious yeah okay okay look Elena the reason I wanted to talk to you tonight I don't like a guy oh yeah about that first of all I hate turtlenecks I was like I want turtlenecks since 99 when the Backstreet Boys came out with millennium which was a great CD by the way but second of all I think you're a little confused about what's going on here we you've only got on one day yeah and it was everything I've ever dreamed of you've always dreamed of hooking up in the bathroom a Fatburger me what you babe yeah another thing please call me Jimmy if you're gonna use any type of nickname I prefer the Prowler whatever you say honey bear okay Lena look I just want to live in your stock so that it can be with you every step of the way Wow Wow okay you know I'm not sure what you think is going on here but whatever it is you're wrong okay we're not together you will never ever be together let me break it down for you real quick we went with one day two days ago since then you've showed up at my house four times uninvited you got my address from my old high school directory which you broke into my old high school to steal I start on the news I just love surprising you yeah I was real surprised when I saw you on my window three in the morning and also when you're at my brother's birthday dinner yesterday I told your mom I wouldn't miss it for the world you don't know my mom you've never met my mom you're not even acquainted with my mom this is this is just I'm sorry Wayne this has been a huge misunderstanding and I don't want to sound like a mean guy but you're gonna leave okay no no you're leaving I'm I'm staying we're not um this is um you you gotta go I'm not coming with you you really are not getting this Lena I'm saying where this is over it's done you need to leave now I just I love you to me okay [Music]

Channel: LifeAccordingToJimmy

Views: 22,097,871

Keywords: break, up, with, overly, attached, girlfriend, gf, jimmy, tatro, life, according, to, laina, annoying, christian, pierce, lifeaccordingtojimmy, breaking, broke, break-up, Overly Attached Girlfriend (Fictional Character), Laina, Jimmy Tatro, Life According to Jimmy, latj, Christian Pierce, Sketch Comedy (TV Genre), Comedy (Film Genre), Comedian (Profession), Breaking Up

Id: Zg6iMDfOl9E

Length: 3min 7sec (187 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 25 2012