Balcony Conversations - Heavy Questions

so what's good man how you been seriously you just got here you're gonna you're gonna ask me these heavy ass questions already whoa i was just trying to check in and see how you're feeling check in everyone wants to check in right now how you been man hey holding up man shut the [ __ ] up bad all right i didn't think it was that heavy of a question oh yeah yeah how you been christian how am i yeah oh damn yeah damn that is heavy yeah oh [ __ ] it's been a minute since we've been out here yeah man what's it been like four or five weeks five six months stop is it october late october no halloween's like next week oh [ __ ] me whoa why do you believe that what have i been doing man oh no no you gotta dip huh you heard me scram beat it what just happened why do i have to leave no no no no no what are you what oh my god it's october already 20 20 to-do list i can't do all that in two months dunk be six-foot kombucha stand i'm sorry can we talk about this stuff that you have checked off on this list yeah those are the only things i've done uh-huh so you've saved a life yeah man i have whose life did you save this guy i was at this coffee shop and he came in without a mask on and she sneezed and it hit me a little bit and i just let him go as opposed to what murdering him yeah uh-huh okay i'm gonna go ahead and uh uncheck that one come on man okay there's a check mark next to fixed racism you fixed racism i did yeah it was uh it was tough but i did it i didn't hear about that could you elaborate on how that went down yeah well i posted that um that black square that's it and then i you know i've ordered from uh black owned businesses on postmates oh okay a couple times got it uh no the black square and postmating from black businesses didn't fix racism so i'm gonna uncheck that one too but like keep trying though for that one like where your head's at why can't they're supposed to square again man that would totally mess with my greatest stuff shrooms in a park lakers win championship you didn't do that they won get fit why is this one circled that's my number one priority right now your number one priority for the rest of 2020 is to get famous on tick tock yeah uh what would you even post on there all kinds of viral tiktaki type stuff what does that mean you know just fleetwood mac cranberry juice stuff lip syncing things other people say life hacks and if all that fails i'll just become a dancing tick-tock hot boy oh you think you're cute enough to be a dancing tic-tock hot boy you don't think i'm cute enough to become a dancing tick tock hot boy you're not i yes i am no you're wrong you have a mustache a cute mustache no you look like the kind of uncle who would try to sell me ketamine at the breakfast table oh yeah how about now how about now what are you doing what is this was that a baseball signal oh you think that's dancing that's what dancing is now that's not dancing i disagree okay well check this out this is some other stuff i've been working um on the [ __ ] are you doing ugh i just i don't i don't think i'm your demo what is this i'm doing tick tock hot boy stuff jimmy you look like you're trying to seduce a bunch of high school sophomores that's what tick-tock is okay well i can't take you seriously but that's just because i don't have my jaw implants yet jaw implants once these things start bulging bro i'll be on a fast track to the top you think jaw implants are going to make you tick-tock family jaw implants maybe some dangly earrings kind of like those ones we should collab no we could come on i'm good and uh i'm gonna go ahead and give you this list back seems like you got a lot of work to do i know dude it's so stressful man i mean i feel you that's why you know i had to push some of my goals to next year oh so you're saying push all my 2020 goals to 2021. no that sounds like a life hack you know where that would crush it tick tock we should collab bro that's good you're gonna make a tick tock out of that one hundo thou got it no need to tag me or anything no i wasn't going to don't worry okay good okay well now that you just freed up a bunch of time what you can do with the rest of your 2020 really again with these heavy ass questions is it really necessary for trucks to do that i don't know like you gotta have a high-pitched vpn noise

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Published: Tue Oct 27 2020