Brainy Memes - Episode 46

Apple Apple G Wilson she attack honestly she just attack new password rest of world week new password America strong so my girlfriend sock was lying on the ground inside out and I was afraid I'd wake her up from laughing so hard the seven deadly sins greed lust pride sloth ruff Envy gluttony desperate times call for desperate measures call it the boys I love those people that in fact accounts about their favorite celebrity and post facts like her name is Jennifer Lawrence she's an actress her gender is female you don't say thought she was at a cow Google how high was Ellen must during podcast 1.87 meters funny idea reopening an old chat with your ex and just thumbs down reacting to all their old MSG s I love you thumbs down boss why should we hire you as a reverse psychologist me you shouldn't there's a lot of weird SH on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon I feel like I'm not supposed to be looking at this Nicki even though the box is clearly labeled and I can see what's in it I'm still going to dated for six months red flags when you wrap the whole verse correctly when you are having flashbacks of every single embarrassing thing you've ever said slash down put me on fire when Africa by toto comes on in public and you hear someone starts singing along ah I see you're a man of culture as well we'll miss everything about brent accepts his pranks they were the worst here's everyone at my funeral agree and I shift nervously and casket when you break something and you fix it just enough so the next person that uses it think they broke it the Flores parents when someone insults your friend 1899 1900 1915 1916 1957 1986 what happened in 1915 we don't talk about 1915 at least they eventually realize they should start filling the bottles with Kirk I suppose you think this is funny real gold fool's gold holding the door open for a guy in saying ladies first comedy build which is worse ignorance or apathy I don't know and I don't care he saw the opportunity and took it Jania Jaffa Jaffa Ryan a true friend hey what you doing I'm eating can you send a pic as if I took it my mum thinks I'm with you name a character who deserves a happy ending more than Alina Gilbert I'll wait learning English to learn English learning English to pass exam learning English to talk with foreign girls learning English to understand memes here's a pic you wanted from last night one you got the wrong number - can I join your cult why this muffin looked like a hamster though 22 year old me after a night of drinking I hope I didn't do anything stupid 29 year old me I hope I didn't agree to go on a hike I want to name my daughter mayonnaise and shorten it to Mei Mei isn't short for anything so no one will ever ask what her full name is but she open stantly live with the knowledge that she's named after a condiment I'm dating a super villian who did this when you aren't America but you make a patriotic meme anyway so you can feel like you live in the greatest country on Earth here's a little lesson in trickery our daughters write a newspaper for Babur the cat to read while indisposed a rocket ship but for cats cut my life into pieces this is my beast s bork domestication no breeding can't give a heck cause they neutered my weenie finally what the world needs watermelons premium large boneless the Pizza Hut store I regularly get delvar e from just rang me and asked me if I was okay because I hadn't ordered from them for over two weeks and they were concerned they are on their way not with a free complimentary welcome back pizza I want to be this kind of adult Perry this you filthy casual quince has been waiting all week to show the garbage men his garbage truck but in the moment he was overwhelmed in the presence of his heroes the only pure moment on earth that matters look it's a secret bunny meeting what are they talking about Vegas carrots world domination we will never know Plato returns from the dead Plato so who's that girl are you together me nah it's purely platonic Plato what does platonic mean me it means we don't have sex Plato what the earth whatever floats your goats wouldn't it be neat if everyone's hair color was based off of their birthstone tag what your hair color would be that would get so weird women would only try to get pregnant during certain months to change the color of their kids hair and hair dyes would go from colors like sky blue and lime green to sapphire blue and emerald green what color would your happy when he got old still white but aren't dumb and sort of white so they would die by hair some other color eccentric people would have black or brown or blonde hair life would just be weird when you ask your mom for money and she says bring me my handbag me logs in tech mail account on another computer Google I work in a library right now it's school holidays and a lot of kids get just dumped there by their parents and told to amuse themselves they get bored very quickly today they put Garfield in jail friend how many people work at your company me about half of them my dogs or a cat at the drive-thru and they were both confused hey can I copy your homework sure just change it up a bit so no one notices Honda Hyundai I'm at Starbucks and in Warp these two girls everything looked normal until I looked closer WTF we creating new accounts to get one month free trials [Music] good morning everyone have a wonderful day today this sounds sinister and threatening then have a horrible baby land Satan welcome to hell I want all of us to be friends hear me this doesn't seem so bad Satan so everyone go around in the circle and say a little bit about yourself remember these guys this is them now feel old yet approaches hot blonde up grocery store excuse me but has anyone ever told you that you're blocking the [ __ ] Lunchables one bonus of being an adult is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching the young interns crime side a fine example the other day I pointed at a passing shark and while looking one intern right in the eye went man ease that be or what happened the look on his face was something I will treasure for years male country artists I love my truck and my beers female country artists I'm going to kill my husband guys what even is this it was sitting with no leash nor apparently nor outside an Au Bon Pain at its own table grilling benignly at passerby oMG I was just having a cup of tea and these cats came and sat with me think I've made some friends what the f when you're an antibiotic resistant bacteria and you hear people don't believe in evolution laughs microscopically cat was so cute I took a photo then I noticed she was actually watching my charger burn Rooney why is this in our bathroom it's a menstruation crustacean station please move out have you ever lied to get out of an awkward situation yes or no yes 93 percent no seven percent things get out of hand so quickly I once heard of a girl who lied to her husband about how she got pregnant and now there's an entire religion bark at everything even if something isn't there just bark at it hallo class welcome to trickery 101 how does it feel to take the persona of Deadpool it feels really good the first time I put that big red body condom on I was pretty happy that was a big dream of mine how old are you I'm 13 I'm sorry it's okay padded bra R equals effective fireworks earmuffs [Music] sit like a lady me everyone is doing a great job except Cody I'm Cody believe in something even if it means sacrificing everything Mike and that's when Lil DeMarcus knew he didn't wanna play with power rangers anymore one of my caps hits my mom in the face whenever he's hungry and I really relate to that I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 73 of them when you pull up to the random Security check of the airport with a new no reverse card I've only tried a few simple spells myself and they've all worked for me for example clears throat avid Oh Cadabra directed by Chris Columbus 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Channel: BrainyDude

Views: 263,733

Rating: 4.8616304 out of 5

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Id: OVScXNYLHv8

Length: 11min 31sec (691 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 13 2018