Brainy Memes - Episode 22

can you please make me into a cat it is my one and only dream no problem as much as I use smartphone I don't think I've ever seen it in any of my dreams Italian tank 1943 colorized the 1980s were so that even the President had a gutsy belt guy I broke my arm in three places doctor well don't go to those places work cited I already knew a lot about this so I didn't cite anything here's a picture of Danny DeVito when you have to keep reading the same paragraph because you can't focus how will he provide what about food shelter warmth his mixtape has an effete for the both of us dad Iron Man playing with spider-man at the beach what a great dad okay kids who knows how to stop a fire pause my dadís mixtape shut the F up channel wattsy time is best future goal to be so rich my hairline restores itself out of pure respect your memories on Facebook it hurts to live I've been in seven car accidents this year you'll can't tell me God doesn't have a plan for me girl it sound like you tryna kill you police officer would you mind telling me what that is me are you referring to my banana officer this is what happens when children are raised by vegans why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the side of their ships so when they come back to port they cow Scandinavia my girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it we went and had some drinks cool guy wants to be a web developer 14 GB of shrek gente my chance to be a successful person in life mental how the objective of golf is to play as little golf as possible I haven't eaten been Apple in days the doctors are closing in my barricade won't last much longer they are coming tell my family I love them real gold fool's gold comedy gold saying whoa ha ha almost didn't see ir there buddy to someone we're in camo half if they blending in with their surrounding in Australia we don't lock our doors because we are scared of armed intruders we lock our doors to keep the [ __ ] moose out when they say good night but you still see them online an hour later I can see you be when your laptop claims to last six to eight years but you eat it in ten minutes don't forget to wash your foreskin I'm driving the do not disturb while driving turned on I'll see your message when I get where I'm going I'm not receiving notifications if this is urgent reply urgent to send a notification through with your original message urgent I actually got a full night's sleep last night better use all that extra energy to stay up all night tonight looking at memes [Music] when you're on the verge of losing it but gotta pretend like everything's cool global warming evidence it's cold outside Demi Lovato's arm watching her shoot II win for the 300th time fall out 76 is just nuclear Club Penguin why would you say something so controversial yet so brave when a cocktail is seven dollars and you currently have $3.82 in your bank account when you ask out a girl and she says in your dreams Jesus truly I tell you one of you will betray me Judas Chris Makia slaps island this bad boy can fit so much drama in it [Music] watching a movie and a very brief sex scene stars parents when you are trying to calculate your best friend's IQ level but end up inventing zero instead what you see versus what she sees our dog threw up last night at 4 a.m. he kept me company while I cleaned it up enabled disabled when you up top and you want to show that city who's boss when your parents brag on your about your accomplishments my son was a Columbine shooter this is my story therapist okay so what's your earliest childhood memory me a first-rate chef uses only first-rate ingredients I hate when girls friends say you better not hurt her or Elsa Mayo like WTF are you gonna do Jennifer call me a boy in a group message oh I'm so scared origin of dinosaurs Jeff 34 runs a meme page and has never kissed a girl however is highly respected in the meme industry hello do you have a minute to talk about racula no wait Dracula yes you're vampires yes we have pamphlets vampires have missionaries where else with new vampires come from I assumed you bit people there are many hurtful stereotypes may we come in when a 33 year old virgin plays fortnight for the first time impossible he's getting even stronger when you try to cook but end up invoking Ragnarok instead Little Debbie lil Debby little dab a little diabeetus little EE when your family hit you with just the right amount of trauma to make you more funny than suicidal [Music] Macaulay Culkin just went from home alone - I'm alone - leave me alone where pick of men discovering fire when a foreman of sea meets a Holocaust survivor what is this a crossover episode manufacturers are put in champagne cabinets in cars that Audigier pants or a rice cooker would be the perfect optional extra mom can you get McDonald's no McDonough's there's rice in the car something magical is about to happen when mom tells you you're adopted the day you made plans versus the day you have to go when I'm depressed I remember the time bear growls were stung by a bee and morphed into Benedict Cumberbatch and I find that that helps a lot when you come into class and the teacher sitting like this next to the tests you know the whole class took chorale at my funeral the priests will thrown my corpse into the crowd and whoever catches it will be 10x to die I'm dying I guess we know who caught the corpse demi lovato spoon watching her heated up for the five hundred and twenty ninth time 30:22 son am i adopted dad not yet we still haven't found anyone who wants you when your new owner takes you her and you see the fursuit in their closet please remember these are kids this is a gang the coaches are volunteers the referees are human he is stored in the balls we are gonna have to let you go we no longer require your assistance you're fired jobs next person that sends me this is King dead perfect sequels don't exist zero subscriber special one sub service the pageants the paw job my RAM watching me finally clothes my 142 google chrome tabs when my school discovered I was undocumented my scholarship and in-state tuition were taken away I told my Pappy that I was going to drop out and work instead my Pappy told me he'd cut his arm off before I dropped out we made it work today I graduated and he's why elephants brain react to humans the same way that humans brain react to puppies they think we acute my life has had no greater joy than knowing elephants think I'm cute Hulk smash illegal foreigners top ten superheroes of all time when your parents won't let you go out because your outfit is too revealing no thanks I'll just have water any man who can do this should be allowed to Canadian bathroom graffiti your mom is a nice lady your father is proud of you after watching cutomers pay money to buy cookies from a store a dog in Columbia started bringing a leaf in his mouth and presenting it to the store attendant the staff decided to play along and now the dog comes to buy cookies every day when you eat acid and try and join in on a sober conversation yes the floor here is made out of floor penguins only have one partner throughout their entire life and often propose by giving their mate a pebble it is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose that is not a weakness that is life I Rev lock this every time I see it because it's one of life's hardest lessons when your teacher asks you to turn in your essay but you ain't no snitch wha-wha never changes Donald Trump when employers want you to have 10 years of experience before the age of 22 my hands look like this so hers can look like that giant car salesman slaps roof of Mars this bad boy can fit so much water in it you already know wTF is going on finally for once I know what the f is going on do you ever take your sunglasses off course you can't hear someone you know I can't hear without my glasses courage boss there is no I in team me there is also no we in team boss so what do we do me there is TM team let's go and have some bots great idea that's why I hired you when your friend is depressed we make spurt who would win an extremely powerful demigod 110 d-boy when you make an offensive joke and everyone takes it seriously chill man Rosie's right my granny wears dentures man built custom kayak so he could take his dogs on adventures ifuse Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel together and he looks surprisingly more innocent than his two contributors I trust him every time I stay at the hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff when that dunder-mifflin direct deposit hits synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you're going to die my favorite is explaining the difference between ER butt-dial and booty call it's called connotations try this one on for size forgive me Father I have sinned sorry daddy I've been naughty great news language is now banned Magic Mike grossed 167 million if you still think girls like dad bods keep dreamin pal Shrek grossed 484 million just so we are clear Abba cake is technically a baby shower stop doing this to your pics we sneaking into the kitchen with no pants on at 2:24 a.m. to eat shredded cheese when the Starbucks line is taking too long oh my god one of our Tigers did this and it isn't stuck on his head one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and we did it on his own a few times but oh my God he's pretending to be a lion I'm gonna die me doing something stupid friends supporting my stupidity didn't you wear that the other day don't you hate it when you think you see a good parking spot but then you turn the corner and Stuart King little is parked there according to a Japanese legend when you cannot sleep at night it is because you are awake Edna mode and guests

Channel: BrainyDude

Views: 169,974

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Id: 8AIADn9sArU

Length: 14min 17sec (857 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 30 2018