Borat Gives Jimmy Kimmel a Coronavirus Inspection

our first guest tonight is a celebrated kazakh journalist and fashion icon who's traveled to america just in time for election day his second full-length documentary borat subsequent movie film delivery of prodigious bribe to american regime for make benefit once glorious nation of kazakhstan premieres october 23rd that's friday on amazon prime video please say hello to borax [Music] [Applause] hello there how are you welcome what uh what have you in that canister borat um i have very grave news oh uh kazakhstan intelligence services have made discovery this morning that there is a virus oh it uh come from a place called wuhan oh which is in israel yes there is no surprise they uh they are spreading everything oh no you're saying an israeli virus are you talking about the corona virus yes oh okay uh yeah yeah i see it spread from the you know who's no yeah i don't actually don't worry no problem yeah don't think it came from israel but uh what is it there's one thing oh no yeah that's you know they're not as well yeah they're not necessarily something that you can you can pound to death the virus yes microscopically small no no no no no [Laughter] why do i feel like i'm not it's [Laughter] up careful yeah and run away you run away here's a coward this corolla virus is a coward he come back that's it come on come on i thank you for being here uh it's really a pleasure to have you here did you get thank you did you get tested before did i get i do not feel comfortable starting this interview until i have done basic questionnaire oh health oh for me make sure that you are safe oh okay all right oh this is a real questionnaire okay all right health questionnaire uh norman kazakh plague questionnaire in the last week have you been in the presence for more than 15 minutes of any jews yes uh um all of our riders and none of our camera guys are jews is that bad this is not bad oh that is one and uh your diet as a member of hollywood elite yeah have you recently drunk any unpasteurized children's blood unpasteurized no i hate no i am not really yeah no not in any pizza parlors right no no no no no i have that surprise delivered to the house and for the contact tracing i need the names and addresses of the last 12 prostitutes you have been with [Laughter] i'm going to have to get back to you with that why there are more yeah and were any of them women no yes i did not think so yeah yeah and uh what is your favorite position to make sexy time what does that have to do with the virus nothing i just want to know how fast oh okay yeah i have to imagine you it's not good swinging and swinging yeah yes this is catchphrase the answer is laying on my back like a seal yeah you made it with a seal no no i didn't don't eat the seal or the penguins yeah are there any are there any women's in your family with a history of illness such as talking talking uh oh yes it's uh rife with talking in my family yeah very bad okay now we can start the interview okay good after we have finished the physical examination oh no really it's a very quick [Laughter] uh temperature check what is that this is the moment oh great again that goes where uh in your uh in your rear in your rear hole yeah no your back your back what the problem why are you being so existent you have something to add no i just uh it doesn't look clean it is very clean i just had it in my bag oh i have the one percent my name i'm jimmy kimmel i have two healthy no wonder trump don't like you did you take that on the plane with you from kazakhstan did i type this on the plane yeah i didn't come by playing oh you didn't in a boat you came back okay well very simple yes as everyone knows the first symptom of coronavirus is a green cram a white a green crumb a word has this satchel it's green oh is it green no it's not as far as i remember i must inspect i must have what is this device this is just no it's the wrong way and how will that tell you if it's green all right be careful please it's fine i have him i have him hold on relax why are you scared [Laughter] yes the jew will control the media now it is the kazakh who control the late night house all right yes yes yes okay i don't know how you know it was green from that but okay we'll go ahead and just very last thing yes you just quickly uh make a liquid release in this cup all right this one is uh hold on yeah they don't this one here is uh from uh conan oh your conan what is that and this one is from fallons uh i didn't do an interview with him he just gave it to me oh that's nice he's very nice you need one of those from me yes you can put yours on top of conan's i'm sure it's not the first time your sperm has been mixed all right well why don't we do that during the commercial break we'll take a break please borat is here please stop your interview okay i will i will be right back is there anything else i can help you with that's it okay this comes after diamond okay i want this one with the baby on it okay this is our little secret welcome okay okay [Music] i have a baby inside me and i want to take it out of me [Music] right she want it out now please right can you take it out no we cannot what you say take it out yes you end that life that that life will die right it's already dead it's not living no it is a living breathing life that god has created i don't think he's breathing we can show you that it's breathing i feel bad because i was the one who put the baby in here you don't need to feel bad i was just trying to give my daughter pleasure and next thing i know there is a baby inside her you keep calling her your daughter yes okay is he your father yes this is your daughter yes okay it's borat his daughter darian [Applause] subsequent movie film yeah i'm going with this short oh there's total oh hi hi how are you oh this is your daughter hello how are you nice to meet you how are you doing how are you oh well yeah okay did you hey did you take steal that off the wall uh of our uh fall uh yeah so ashley yes she stole it she's a very good thief oh and she's very violent oh you must teenagers you must be very proud that yes did you enjoy making this movie with your father yes i enjoy i have killed 17 dogs yes you have teenagers [Laughter] and so this is your second time to america i guess uh she she like her your trousers pants oh uh thank you i appreciate it can she have them you want to have my pants yes yes um yeah sure later on uh i'll leave the pants for you oh no no is she going to have i don't think so it's better you give her your pants i just you know i my microphone is in the pants so it would it would be a problem you won't be able to there's a microphone what's the problem jimmy why have the pounds yeah no i like them later when the show's done then you can have the yes yeah later on she really wants them listen i give you my i give you my pants you'll give me yours come on no problem hey come on let go tell me it's fine i got it goodbye yeah i'll give you mine [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] see now that's not making me feel comfortable about taking my pants off right now boys she is getting angry you do not want to see her violent yeah no high quality antiperspirant i know they're nice it's just they're a different guy stop playing full time all right let me get my shoes off ah thank you she wants the shoes too oh yeah all right the shoes you can have no problem i have no problem with the shoes all right here we go there you go there we go all right okay there you go i don't know why you want my pants but she won the auntie pants too do you like them yeah okay you like yourself no the undervalued no underpants you said you better take them otherwise they'll be blind what that's nice it's very nice very flattering i am already married though but how many wife you have just one oh you are a wooly lolly you only have one wife she wants to be a wife no i can't i'm sorry i am very sorry you're very kind and i'm sure you'll find a wonderful husband it's just not going to be me where is your grandma all right [Laughter] all right well i'm just going to stand here like this yes um yes first of all so please yeah you have not asked me on the question i know i think we're out of time but borah i do want to make one statement is that isis i have seen your film and it is wonderful and no one who loves you will be disappointed it is miraculous and i hope that many many americans watch it and two tart you did a beautiful job in it as well so thank you for coming thank you very much yes okay are we done all right we're done borat subsequent movie film etc premieres friday on amazon prime video we'll be back with emma roberts [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hi i'm jimmy kimmel click below to subscribe to our youtube channel or if you want to be that way about it don't

Channel: Jimmy Kimmel Live

Views: 10,923,958

Keywords: jimmy, jimmy kimmel, jimmy kimmel live, late night, talk show, funny, comedic, comedy, clip, comedian, mean tweets, Pandemic, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Social Distancing, Quarantine, Interview, Borat, Borat: Subsequent Moviefilm, Borat Sagdiyev, Borat 2, Amazon Prime, Sasha Baron Cohen, Borat Daughter, jimmy’s pants, Borat Steals, Kazakhstan, Tutar

Id: SqlYNWTT-4Y

Length: 15min 9sec (909 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 19 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/maznio]

Is it just that Kimmel is as funny as colon cancer or is this an indictment of the total lack of banter of all Americans, I wonder 🤔

[u/bgtip]

"Аз ш'ти държа микрофона". Баси, влюбен съм.

[u/Mirooo933]

Cringe level 100

[u/proactivepistachio]

Като театър ама с Джими Кимъл хахахаха искам бек стори. Как, защо кога и тн и коя е тя.

[u/wiznaibus]

My bulgarian isn't that good yet. What does she say at https://youtu.be/SqlYNWTT-4Y?t=624

Something about when I was in america, it was beautiful except something about cells and blowing?

[u/llehsadam]

I think Irina Nowak (the actress supposedly playing as Borat's daughter) is actually Maria Bakalova, so it makes sense she speaks Bulgarian. I wonder why they did this confusing thing with the name swap.

[u/Alonso-De-Entrerrios]

I have this thing with my Bulgarian wife where we massively take the piss of each other about how our nationalities are portrayed on cinema.

So far my favourite was the Rayna Boyanov from Spy, and her hate for everyone smelling like cabbage in Bulgaria. So when my wife cooks pork with cabbage (that I LOVE) she has to deal with me quoting that line from the movie.

When I saw the girl in the cake shop saying "Az iskam.." I started laughing and my wife said "oh no please no". She is going to get a lot of shit from this movie xD

[u/tdpl24]

Тия що не знаят български, тумбаце

[u/da_real_kib]

u/savethisvideo