Bootleg Star Wars: A New Fake | Ashens

welcome to the secondary sofa in the office where we say hello to an old friend my old friend I mean terrifying enemy but wait for this is not truly the same weird Darth Maul figure I showed before this is merely one of his knockoff brothers for he has been brought to us by Alec hello Alec hello how you doing I'm not too bad thank you I'm pleased to hear this for Alec has brought many horrible things in fact a whole set of these god damn awful bootleg figures Darth Maul we know we'll just show him again because frankly it makes my heart happy to see that wonderful grin and the teeth with the Ellroy it's actually finding me I still think he's holding some sort of popsicle lolly thing strawberry or raspberry flavored you reckon it could be it could be iodized it's not gonna do good things to your teeth whatever didn't know could be cherry it's probably toxic it opens any probably about it really let's put him back over there in his gray mess and bring in the hero of the piece shaggy shaggy from scooby-doo can you do a good impression of shaggy Oh what's like Scoob I guess I could try that's pretty good actually I'm gonna have to try and do share Scooby now look it's just like on the TV show you've got my number Hollywood call me for the next time you Peter spit ROK's road everything was sort of completely unintelligible and of ours instead of other letters Deary me oh yeah so we're looking here at what we would presume is supposed to be Luke's kurakin no he's not in the wrong aspect ratio he just has a really stretched head virtual look of surprise he does look very in fact that something I did notice is going through all these figures there is a definite look of surprise and horror Rises the theme yeah I wouldn't be I wouldn't be surprised as to see why well they've got its hair color sort of wrong and the top of we're actually all the colors are slightly wrong what I've been trying to work out is if this is yellowed with age because that's certainly what it looks like but as far as I'm aware is noon hmm I'm gonna assume they just had that color paint gone for that authentic vintage effects disease I've just noticed he's holding his lightsaber and it has no handle yeah that's a source Martin really strong with Luke he's just used really thick some time cream in his hands never mind kylo Ren stopping a bullet just just grabs your energy with his hands there be a crazy fight scene in the next movie you don't sit over there shaggy and we'll bring on your best friend in the whole world han Solo yes and they've got the colors about ryeom name yeah other than the sort of slightly purple vest they know god yeah it looks really dirty oh yeah his sleeves are clean I don't want to think about what he's been doing I'm dad I'm gonna have to move this more into camera so people can see the face he's again extremely surprised he's much more worried than anything actually he looks yeah like he's just discovered something terrible like his house is on fire yeah and he's just realized he's accidentally bought tickets to see Batman vs Superman something truly awful and I think it's an accident because he's got the grapnel and the assortment of Batman accessories I do wonder if this is the half assed cosplay there's a little look of Christian Bale about him the gun is clearly wrong theatre but they've made an effort on the articulation at least I mean there are sort of cut joints but gonna be honest that could have gone better this is my so worried his arms are dropping off yeah so filthy filthy vest worried han Solo is a new cosplay I for one would like to see it the next comic convention that's before you just get a dirty vest look worried your hand so that's oh god you can't have Han that his loyal companion Chewie who's Nick Darth Maul's lightsaber popsicle because of course he has he's been dead yeah it's because he's so strong he kind of looks um but again we've got the look of worry on the face of fact this is more existential fear I think can anything I guess you've got to it you can you can't fault them for consistency is the best year they're all about the same or looks happy I think that's the disconcerting thing because mall is alarmingly happy yeah and I think that's probably why everybody else is so worried that well I can think of no god sorry I've just caught that Luke face and how long it is after Kozma is excited crossbred him with a horse anyway let's get back to lovely cheery he looks like he's from a sort of 1930s cartoon or something and there's been caught by an explosion and got covered in soot on his hairs blown back and he looks worried again the articulations not bad this one doesn't feel as brittle as the others which is nice the color is horrendously awful there is it kind of looks like sort of colour of baby's diarrhea or something which is a beautiful image for the people at home cat poo orange cat cat poo orange one of the least popular Marvel villains cat poo already had that in your local dealers should point out the stands do come off the figures I didn't get stand my Darth Maul I feel cheated now cheated he can keep an eye on anything where stands are probably worth more than the figures yeah I think that's almost a certainty they're not bad stands actually in their way oh well time for Yoda or as we've been calling him DJ Yoda cuz you know how this figure originally had is The Phantom Menace one his next others yeah originally had these kind of ball joints in the shoulders just got cut joints so his arms are permanently out like this maybe he's flying using his sleeves as wings like I think this was a reference to the actual DJ Yoda done deliberately rather than just terrible terrible ineptitude but I'm going with the laughs I think it's almost sounded as nice as it would be it does look like he's giving it a good view on the decks don't like a world mmm beats I have created the paint y'see terrible the colors are not crap which is nothing cuz a detail and once you've got the weird stretched face on Luke this one does look exactly right his eyes and mostly where they should be were true more than can be said a true backer he does look a little bit drugged out or something that would make sense for a DJ it made just in character you go over there look after Han Solo's severed hand with the broken grappling hook because that's the kind of day this is asking after is going to bring that to Ray in Episode eight Oh God I would pay so much money to see that r2d2 has returned and yeah a little bit less blue I would guess because blue paint cost money r2d2 has returned and had an accident with the the paint stripper there's been bleached yeah they've been whitewashing characters again but dangerously literally and forced he's got a bit of a gamma foot going on r2d2 with clubfoot to seem a good choice just notice that he's pretty much entirely monochrome as well yeah like and white RTD that says for people who still got black and white television sets I don't know the way the blacked out his eyes we can't see I just seems rude but yeah I like the daredevil of the Star Wars universe it was that phrase just horrible yeah well they've done quite a good job other than that it's called a detailing I suppose and doesn't have the crazy face let's bring on his best friends I'm just so bizarre right let's get Luke out for scale ready time for c-3po for reasons I cannot fathom instead of making a proper figure they've just got for a little statue that's totally out of proportion III PL age 12 Threepio the teenage years was a different spin off I'm glad that Disney is committed to that's what droids really was he looks like him again perturbed about some of the details not bad but why is he so small it looks like he's just the right sort of height to shine people's nipples or something maybe that's it weird stuff those protesting rides get up to see here do this here we are master or nice and shiny again raised he da P looks I can't do c-3po Arabic master yes c3 OBE is a free droid oh my god what if the restraining of which bolts are just high tech socks don't know if your listeners but your crossover means anything I'll go to get get rolling on the blower and sort that perhaps oh we accept carrier pigeon oh my god that's that's made my day not in a particular good way but it has made my day and finally what is a world without a stormtrooper the answer this one because this is a clone Tory prison it from Revenge of the Sith or at least it's trying very hard to be big problems of the arms on this one they haven't put in all the articulation which is a led us to a kind of weird that's the best thing get sort of gangster style ever wondered why stormtroopers couldn't shoot straight this is why because they're all their arms are hideously malformed um yeah you know it's shame because it's nearly quite good this one you could use it for army building if you put them right and he was dead I think that's the trick he's the casualty they're carrying off the battlefield with a horrendously broken arm does this bit come off like it does on the proper phase only I've glued that on so he always has the weird CB radio on there we can only hoping you were going to take the helm off and it would be Luke's shocked face underneath oh that would be amazing no unfortunately it's us just like in the movie I know what an idiot of a new hope well I can do an else or a stormtrooper chase a surprise it's just a giant ball layer just screams for 20 minutes she could draw a face on oh my god oh yeah that's far far better far better it's like looking into the actual original prints of Star Wars I like raising your Abyan designs and that force awake joint golf ball head stop triggers wife in did take his hat over a soccer ball with a face on it oh dear I can't believe I called a football or soccer ball they were thinking too much about the American audience ray oh my god but my favorite thing about this is you can rotate the m6 oh why they are chef dancing at remember so you so desperately want with all stormtroopers ah what fun we've had well thank you for bringing those to show me we're now gonna have a bonfire it's like Return of the Jedi subscribe for more

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Keywords: star wars, bootleg, fake, knock-off, action figures, original trilogy, a new hope, chewbacca, han solo, luke skywalker, biggs darklighter, c-3po, r2-d2, ashens, review, funny

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Length: 11min 55sec (715 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 04 2016