Bonanza (TV-1960) THE APE (S2E14)

[Music] [Music] so freddy i'm homesick did you buy me a drink let me buy you a drink your job's hustling drinks from the customers but i've been trying i can't get anybody to buy me anything maybe if you'd stop crying in their beer all the time about being homesick it'd make out better it's a long walk back to memphis tennessee you'd throw me out in the street wouldn't you [Music] your cut on them drinks is what we're gonna have to eat on tonight [Music] i haven't been able to start a game all day [Music] go ahead and give me a beer i want to come in here and see dave [Music] those boys just coming in the cart rights they own a big ranch keep busy the young one is just a baby so sell them milk long as you get your cut [Music] howdy boys and welcome my name's sarah bell you can call me sheriff uh pleased to meet you i'm adam cartwright's my brother joe that's my pleasure man would you like to have a drink with this why thank you i believe i might just do that hey dave let me have four beers also be along in a minute uh my turn to pay isn't it no i've got it let's play blackjack and win enough to buy champagne is the only thing you ever drink champagne you'll have to catch me to get you a dollar back i'm sorry i i didn't know you were there now i'm trying to apologize like a lady at least you can do it will you let go of my arm ow ouch take your hands off of me you're hurting my arm you let go of me let go of me you big eve you're the ugliest man i've ever seen [Music] you got something to say to me well not me whiskey well i got money don't suppose he's human i'm not fixing to find out you don't have to well he's a customer and customers are my business yeah sure you better not i don't think it's a good idea well maybe he'll buy me some champagne hey big man buy me a drink well i like big men even if they are uglier in sin [Laughter] i don't especially like i'm stupid [Music] why'd you call me that look uh the lady didn't mean anything by that why'd you say that to me i'd like to apologize for the lady oh i'm talking to you look if if you don't accept an honest apology why don't you go back to the barn [Music] oh oh [Music] [Applause] um [Music] one hour and 15 minutes and ain't even moved the last 10. i'm still getting tired how about you what are we fighting about you know oh [Laughter] now you know you're dang they're as strong as i am you smell nearly as bad dude i don't suppose they've done something with their heads do you my goodness two great big boys like you fighting over a little thing like me gracious but a body think you'd have better sense not that isn't flapping of course you understand but my goodness where did you get those shoulders boy honey i swear i i know some mules would like to be able to kick as hard as you can hit boys please you're making me all butterflies inside all that trouble over little me uh name share a bill you can call me share it share a bell now ain't that a birdie name i ain't that a pretty name hoss yeah that's it's a real pretty name uh horse we gotta get moving paw's probably waiting supper for us harney these are my brothers this is adam and little joe hi ernie purdy ain't they well not they're not really as bad as they they seem you fellas knowing me and auntie's got some talking we got to do well now uh horse haven't we uh lost enough time on this already go now they don't like me well you you learn to like one another once you get acquainted hey bet that didn't hurt you a bit did it hurt me no ma'am i've never seen anyone with such big muscles well i sure hope hoss knows what he's doing ah you know he's always picking up straight critters bringing him home patching him up i'm not remember that grizzly cubby found up on the tahoe rim yeah well i was just a cub this time he's got himself a full-grown bear [Applause] this is it hoss arnie this is where you live oh it's got a good roof on it yeah well i got you home in one piece in here hoss you honey wasn't she the prettiest the prettiest girl you ever did see i ain't never seen nothing like her that's that's her job being nice folks honey i wouldn't give her too much credit oh no ho she can't help being nice uh i can tell i'd like to see her some more arnie you don't you don't think for one minute that well what i'm what i'm trying to say is all right girls like sherry billy they ain't interested in the man unless he's got money well i got some money a fella a fella give it to me what fella some feller i don't know who he was i forget oh look here let's let's get you out of here and get you into a room in the house somewhere i don't want that i don't like houses much or you can't just live here this is a good place ain't nobody else around haas you're my friend ain't your host sure i am honey you ever have a friend before sure i am well i was raised with my brothers honey brothers is different i never had a friend before of course you have already no i didn't you know why people get scared of me people just take one look and they don't like me well i like you i took more than one look at you maybe you're a little more like me your brothers they just took one look i can tell i always been able to tell well i don't blame nobody well i ain't exactly a palomino myself looks don't mean everything honey i'll guess i ain't too smart too people don't leave me alone well i get mad sometimes i ought to be used to it but i get mad what i need money house but it's going to take a lot of money what's going to take a lot of money my farm i used to live on a farm you ever live on a farmhouse yeah i guess i sort of live on the farm now ain't nothing like a farm i used to get up real early in the morning and go out and slap the pigs a whole bunch of little old baby pigs they ain't hardly got no hair tall just to squealing and eating away and that old south standing over making sure every one of her little babies gets enough to eat how come pigs is better than people you really liked it back there then yarny there they ain't nothing like a farm when i get my farm ain't gonna be nobody mean on it i'm gonna have cows and pigs and maybe even some sheep and they all gonna get along good together and just them animals and me and well maybe maybe somebody else how how'd you like to come out and go to work on my place the ponderosa or while your brothers say they ain't got nothing to do with it it's up to me me and my paw i could make some money haas you think sherry bell had like me if i was making some money i i wouldn't count on too much ernie but a cherry mill she's a she's a funny girl that's the way i feel and i know adam will back me up all the way that's right i do i'm sorry horse no wasn't it there ain't nothing wrong with arnie he's just a great big strong man he ain't too smart that's true but that don't mean he can't do a job i just assume have a wild animal working for me he's strong as a bull and just as dangerous you can't trust him that ain't true adam he don't mean no harm you don't mean no harm i just won't be able to use my jaw for a week well that'll be a relief all you do with it is joe anyway come on the sun's up we got work to do just remember horse we didn't do anything to make him that mad if you hadn't come along when you did he might have killed somebody what about it horse is that the way it was well it wasn't all that bad paul sounds as though it were why do you want to get mixed up with somebody like that i guess i just understand him i sort of put myself in his shoes when you're as big as as arnie and me boy there's some things he's got to learn for some things that i learned but don't you think he'd be better off learning those things by himself the way you did boy i didn't learn them by myself i had you a little joe and adam to back me up arne ain't got nobody paul you mean he needs a friend he's got a friend paul a man like arnie just can't afford to go around losing his temper like ordinary folks he's got to learn to put up with a little teasing sometimes even from a girl he needs me paul to help him learn those things can you teach him to control his temper i won't stand for any troublemaking oh paul harney ain't gonna start no trouble he's pretty good at ending it well all right we can always use a good hand of the ponderosa thanks paul as soon as i finish work on going to virginia and get him oh hey everybody look look at the big mess [Laughter] let's have a little drink all right here we go you come back sherry belt this here is my friend you've got lots of friends on sit down hoss we're having a good time yeah i can see you this here's freddy he's a friend of mine too any friend of arnie's yeah sure take all you want hoss i paid for the whole bottle i was just saying arnie is the strongest man i ever saw yeah i'm awful strong only i guess horse is about as strong honey i got good news for you yeah me and my paul want you to come to the ponderosa and go to work for us sherry belt you hear that i've got a job that's wonderful now you can buy me some presents sure i can't i never thought of that i can buy you presents and and pretty little things barney aren't you forgetting something what am i for forgetting hoss your your farm he was going to save your money and buy yourself a farm remember oh no i wouldn't forget that hoss i'm gonna have a farm you're going to be a farmer arnie uh-huh i'm gonna have a big farm going to raise pigs a pig farm did you hear that freddy that's what you ought to have sherry bell a farm you're too nice a girl to work in a place like this that's exactly the way i feel about it well i i've always wanted a little cottage somewhere out in the country with roses oh yes with lots of pretty roses and maybe some pretty little moo cows every girl ought to have some moo cows i shut up both of you what's the matter hoss honey you're a long ways from being ready to raise moo cows well a feller's got to start somewheres they ain't nothing wrong with roses and stuff has cartwright you're just an old grouch i think it's wonderful that arnie wants me to have all those pretty things and if arnie wants moo cows i think he should have mooc cows fine i know where there's ten thousand of them right now need to be taken care of come on ernie you gotta get up early on the ponderosa oh not right now right now if you still want the job okay hoss don't you worry none cherry bell i'll come back and i'll bring you something purty sure maybe just a little moo cow [Laughter] hello there's your pony honey he's all yours mound up this is my horse for as long as you want him it's the prettiest thing i i come here i just had the clothes i was wearing now i got a friend i got a job and people are good to me now you give me a horse i don't know what to say ah you ain't got to say nothing go on mount up let's go [Music] [Applause] uh hey peppy how do you say a ponyo come on uh caballo let's go to work [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you're doing real good arnie sure a big fella maybe even bigger than using your horse well he ain't no smaller that's for sure and he eats twice as much i sure hate to have him get mad at me don't have to worry about that as long as you feed him good we got plenty of fricolas in your well house i had an awful lot um uh did it eat too much horse you always take what you want that's what it's here for i don't think you did much good eating before well i i used to get awful hungry i ain't never had a job before honey you uh you told me once that a man gave you some money i don't want to talk about that [Laughter] i say you'll never tire because you're the biggest bean eater in the country [Music] bonnie what do you say to you they was laughing at me they was talking about me we didn't laugh at him single horse well we're only having a little joke i told you he don't joke easy honey we're your friends don't you understand that i'm real sorry hoss i just got mad i won't do it no more honest toss honey i told you you could work yours as long as you didn't cause no trouble now that goes for fighting anybody you're gonna kick me off the ranch by golly i'll too oh i got it coming i'm sure gonna miss my horse oh shut up you ain't going no place but you said you was gonna i said i ought to and all but i ain't gonna go on get you a cup of coffee what are you doing out here boss i'm going to have to tell you house in a minute honey somebody are you in trouble again now you handle ernie ain't nothing wrong is there yeah remember that squatter you threw off the ranch a couple of weeks ago yeah i ain't like if we get jake staple next arnie there he's the biggest man i ever tangled with oh he's not so big now he's dead dead yeah sheriff wrote in late this afternoon told pot he found his body up on the carson he'd been robbed sheriff's office barney i told you i'd talk to you in a minute now go and sit down how was he killed somebody broke his neck snapped it like a matchstick wow that takes some doing yeah it wouldn't what i gotta say is i never mean to hurt nobody i just get i just get mad i don't know why i just get mad ah it's a scorcher out there let's have another awesome there's something i gotta do before sherry bell gets here well i gotta buy her a present well horny you ain't gonna buy her nothing but ross i promised her she likes me hoss barney sherry bell's a a saloon girl it's her job being nice to fellers but dang it that don't mean she really likes you i never know the girl before not never they didn't even want to talk to me i just gotta buy her something i just got it [Music] all right ernie you you got your week's wages don't spend it all [Music] dave [Music] where's team grizzly [Music] he's out spending his week's wages on a present for me why don't you leave him alone he never done unto you ah why don't you buy me a little old drink you know uh it wouldn't be too much trouble for a girl to get to like you no no i reckon not no more so than getting the like arnie ah that big ape you think he's such an ape why do you bother with oh he's a customer besides they pay me to be nice to customers and he's good for laughs and around here a girl needs all the life she can get let me tell you well don't push him too far he ain't got much of a sense of humor now don't you worry arnie bores me and once the novelty wears off he's just a joke that's the way you feel about it then you won't mind not seeing him anymore mind i'd be tickled to death and if you don't want your big dumb friend coming in here then just keep them away from me so [Music] boss look at here i paint it purdy that cost me pertinent all my money the cherry bells are going alone honey honey i don't think you're going to be able to give them to her right now why not hoss whoa well she ain't in there now the bartender told me she wasn't gonna be back to later but i ain't never bought no presents for nobody before [Music] sherry bells have got to see these i want to give them to her now honey i i done told you the bartender said she wasn't going to be back in there till late tonight but that's a long time hoss oh it'll pass for you know it anyhow while you're waiting i want you to come take a ride with me there's something i want to show you what is it well i can't tell you i got to show you well where are we going up to the tahoe realm it's sort of a favorite place of mine uh then kind of come back and give sherry bell her present uh promise if you still want to [Music] look at that honey [Music] pretty i wish i was a trio growing here so i couldn't never move away there's a little place all the way across the lake over there about 150 acres i make it seems almost ashamed to waste on cattle sure would make a fine farm good meta water fine standard timber wouldn't take too much for man to buy it neither well who owns this house well i do right now but arne you could own it in a couple of years if you'd work real hard and save you money oh it's prettier than i even ever did dream it could be a little cabin over there some roses well i don't know one flower from another but sherry bell likes roses arnie come here and shut up honey i i spent a great deal of time up here this is grizzly country oh big grizzly he likes it up here where the air is clean he can live and hunt like a grizzly supposed to he likes it by himself because he don't need nobody else but you get down lower you you get into the wolf country the wolf travels in a pack you'll track down a herd of deer and cut out the weak ones and tear them down the sick ones the old airs you can't run no more people are sort of like that aren't they there's them that like the wolf they run in packs and then there's others that like the grizzly they they like to get up in the country where the air is clean they make their own way because they don't need nobody else honey me and you we're bears we ain't wolves i i don't understand johas arne i don't want you to go back into virginia city tonight or no other time but i got to i've got to give sherry bell my present arnie you can have that land over there you can have it tomorrow but that girl don't go with it you can move on your farm now if you promise me you'll never see that girl again you wonder that's what it is wait a minute you want it yourself you call yourself a friend of mine arne don't you understand she don't care nothing about you she's been laughing at you all along you're a liar ernie i swear it she's been making fun of you artie she admitted it to me you're trying to make me believe something ain't true i'm going into virginia city and get it right now barney wait a minute [Music] you said you're my friend but you ain't boss [Music] don't you understand hoss i never had a girl before [Music] honey [Music] wait a minute where you going my feet are killing me i've got to change my shoes it has been a long night i'm kind of tired myself i'll only be a few minutes take your time suppose i bring a little nightcap sure why don't you do that [Music] you all right what are you doing here well i didn't mean to be late a horse wanted to show me something will you get out of here i guess i shouldn't have come back here i should have stayed outside can't you understand english i don't want to see you in here out there or anywhere look i'll bring you these hair beads you dumb fool you stupid fool do you think i care what you bring me you're just something to laugh at you're just good for laughs that way you get out of here before you stop being funny no you better not mean that you stupid clown you're a stupid ugly smelly clown no [Music] sorry sherry hell somebody help help but be careful he's big enough to tear a man in two i believe i'd as soon see him brought back that is alive yeah i shoved that door open i saw arnie standing there like like an ape or something share a bell laying on the floor like a broken doll ernie took one look at me let out a roy yell he was gonna kill me you boys know i'm no hero or anything he's about twice as big as i am but i tried to stop him anyways and there's a man who's responsible for all of this horse cartwright if it hadn't been for haas cartwright sharabelle would be alive right now now that's just about enough of that maybe the cartridge did make a mistake by giving that man a job but it was an honest mistake where's arnie you know where he is tell us he killed a girl last night and you're riding after him he worked for us we have a responsibility it's all my fault paul no it wasn't your fault you try to help him ask do you know where he is all right ain't for sure i i know where he might be i'll tell you where it is paul but you got to promise to give me a head start why because i gotta see him i gotta try to explain before they get to him look at him they'll tear him apart house you can't let him go uh he has to be punished if you try to get in between him and the posse they'll tear you apart too yes sir i know what's gonna happen but he's my friend paul i don't know what i'm going to do but i can't just leave him out there to die all along where is he he's at granite's point on the realm he's done i think he is all right you go to him be careful thank you paul we're about ready ben that's haas cartwright riding down the street i want to know where he's going will you shut up ben where is hospital well what do you want to know roy you ain't letting him get to jump on us so he can warn that arnie yeah i know johnny better than any of us he's just trying to keep anyone else from getting killed i happen that murder and maniac to get away well you know that isn't so yeah if it was i wouldn't have let him right off like that then i should have known that you and little joe was just as anxious as we are to get that woman killer to a rope we're anxious to see justice done it's the same thing i'll tell you what i'm gonna do i'm gonna shoot that wild man on site and if any of you have any guts you'll do the same thing now if you want to go on this posse you're gonna do what i say get back there about ready to lead us out this granite point i'll get you there all right mount up boys but don't let me just take any chances [Applause] you was right horse she was laughing at me it hit me with the beads i brought her i know i heard her real bad didn't i heart barney you killed her i guess i know that did i loved her hoss why didn't you know that you killed jake staple too didn't you well i didn't mean to i'll come in he's camping he just took one look at me and he flung hot coffee in my face it hurt awful horse well i got mad i guess i just hit him too hard and you took his money wasn't going to do him no good and i was hungry don't you see horse i didn't mean to hurt nobody that feller he burped me and i got mad and sure about she was laughing honey it's all right it's all over now [Music] they're coming after me huh they got to arnie i always knew they'd be coming someday i'm i'm terrible sorry boss yeah honey well i'm glad you brought me up here this is a good place [Music] i almost had it didn't i hoss little old farm a little bunch of squealing pigs slopping out their trough old mom and nosing them around uh i'll come awful close [Music] honey turn around what's up four house we're gonna go down and meet him uh i wanna stay here arnie get your heart i ain't going arnie we we're gonna ride down here together just you and me now i ain't going to let them hurt you you try to stop them they'll hurt you too no they won't i'll talk to them they ain't going to hurt nobody you're right hoss you wasn't lying to me you're the only person that ever knows you wouldn't lie to me and i'll go with you you're doing the right thing i couldn't let you do a thing like that hoss that it killed you sure hey wait a minute i thought i saw something up there barney i don't know only about a quarter mile up now wow [Music] me [Music] i tried to help him poor i know house he didn't want me to get hurt he never wanted to hurt anything i'm gonna take arnie to his farm [Music] hmm you

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Published: Wed Oct 24 2012