Bonanza - Ponderosa Matador | Episode 149 | AMERICAN SERIES | Cowboys | Wild West | English

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[Music] foreign [Music] aha [Applause] [Music] nice you feel all right i feel fine you tell me what was a joke what joke i joke when i walked in here you're going ah i figured that staircase must have said something terribly funny to you dad bernie i was just trying to learn something about bullfight and that's all before senor tonino gets here am i doing a square dance in front of a staircase what for anyway didn't pau tell you senor tonino happens to be the biggest breeder of fighting bulls in all of mexico and i figured the neighborly thing for us to do is be learn enough about it we could talk to him intelligently anyhow well how do you expect to go about learning something about it out of that book right there that i bought in town that's where the art of bullfighting illustrated hey look at that he did something he really got him going yeah it doesn't look so hard though no can you okay yeah let me see let me try that look at everything i'll coach you all right how's this look are you supposed to stand more like that dude you know sideways i was like yeah that's yup that's right yeah hey you'll be you beautiful you'll beat the ball god don't be silly well come on one of us got to be the bull and you're bigger now all right you ready okay [Music] hey hope uh [Applause] um boys i told you once i've told you a thousand times if you want to do any roughhousing do it outside sorry paul sorry paul yeah i'm i'm i'm i'm sorry you're sorry too i want this house to look halfway decent for senor torino's visit by the way you squared up with little joe and adam about dolores dolores senor to nina's daughter that's the first time we ever heard about him having a daughter paul huh well he's uh he's bringing her with him i asked horse here to uh have you boys decide who's going to be her escort what about that horse howdy hey well actually i i didn't want to make no problems for you and adam and how old is she i'd say in her early 20s oh that's a problem hey look paul there ain't no use in us making a great big fuss about who's gonna be escorting dolores uh just just leave me out of it you always decide among yourself who's going to be her escort or perhaps you would like to make your own choice fair enough no problems [Applause] no problems no problem [Music] we got problems [Music] [Applause] [Music] they should be here in a minute like lambs to the slaughter uh what's he supposed to mean by that he beats me you know joe it's a pretty terrible thing when a fellow figures his own kin is plotting behind his back you ought to know oh joe i was just funny you don't think for one minute that i wasn't going to tell you and adam about senor tanino's daughter did you oh no sure you were sure you were let's see uh my brother adam's a little different he's sneaky he's got something up his sleeve yeah a hairy arm more nap noser look at him just sitting there like a big slack cap [Music] now boys i'd like you to meet senorita dolores torino and her father senor francisco atteno senorita welcome to the ranch senorita [Music] thank you senor for your warm welcome and in such good spanish but don't worry about me i think i can take care of myself gracie that sounded like more than just a welcome to me what was he saying anyhow i don't know he sure wasn't discussing the price of tacos your father told us so much about you gentlemen on the way from town but i feel as if i know you already you must be mr hoscotrite yeah just plain horseman i mean senorated dolores the lord is hot and of course your little job just plain joe man and you're adam season later and i would be happy to show you the ponderosa anytime i'd be very happy if you boys came over here to say hello to the senorita's father oh you're it's a great pleasure to meet you pleasures all night sir oh your boys have that cartwright charm ben yeah shall we senorita thank you coming [Music] oh boys there's some luggage here there's some luggage here you're uh your daughter is very charming yeah i just want you to go ahead inside and i'll get some help with the luggage get some help with the luggage me ben the dinner was delicious and i would like to thank uh what is his name hoopsling hop sing oh stop sing he'll be very pleased as a matter of fact he was quite concerned that the cooking might not please you oh she ever decides to leave you father you had better keep a shabayan hope sing a father would be trying to steal him away well i'm glad you warned me your stories about those fighting bulls you raised down mexico's mighty instant senor tordino i'm glad i didn't bore you oh but if you are really interested dolores is an expert on the technique of firing the bull really well if these uh young folks will excuse us uh i'll show you that gun collection good good i've been looking forward to it excuse me you know i've always made it the practice of collecting only those firearms that could be put into good shooting condition speaking of bullfighting senorita my um brothers have gotten a little carried away on that subject lately they have in what way well my brother horse has a book on it and uh between him and little joe we're lucky to have any furniture left don't you believe a word he's telling you man i'd like to see you because it's really quite a book ma'am it really is it's a it's got a bunch of these interesting pictures in there a bunch of fellas waving little red blankets at the bulls waving little red blankets i uh don't believe it's called waving little brother well not in a real bull you don't wave little red blankets no no you see it's called a cape well certainly it's called a cape what are you gonna call it by the cape and it's it's not waving actually it's what it is it's uh it's a it's a much fancier thing it's called it's like it's a picador that's what it's called no joe that ain't a piccador you see a picador is uh it's one of them things that they uh well them darts that they throw into the ball no no a dart a dart you've got to be spoofing me a dart you don't throw a dart at a full-sized bull i think you've been reading out a wrong book hoss well i i think i think you've been reading the book upside down look at that you know you take a veronica yeah who's she veronica yeah who is that joe veronica ain't no she it's an it a veronica is a thing it's a thing that's what it is it's a thing you do with a cape oh it's a thing you know everything that's in this book obviously was that you must be a pretty pretty big authority on everything that's right that's right all right then you tell me some you tell me what is the difference between a matador and a monk arena high what is the difference very simple the difference between a matador and a macarena matador macarena yeah yeah well you see a matador and a macarena they they ain't no whole lot of difference in them the fact is that uh well the uh the difference between a macarena and a matador is that well really the difference is that a mac that a macarena is a fella that comes out about three feet behind the mountain when they come out into the arena to fight now that's really what the difference is between a macaroon and a matador ha don't hire me that burn it i'm the one that bought and paid for the book ain't i oh just because you bought and paid for the book that makes you an authority on everything that's written down there in that book is that right joe you're getting me just about half riled up all i'm telling you that hey where's that coming from hey where's it where's dolores [Music] where's adam [Music] we've been ahead [Music] don't play so beautifully i just love guitar music [Music] you and your book [Music] good morning good friend good morning suppose you know you made a couple of jackasses out of us last night in front of dolores yeah well you didn't need much help you know what's the matter with you do you want to know what's the matter with you you got no ethics that's what's the matter that's right no ethics well man i don't think it's a matter of ethics i think you just got yourselves in over your head and drowned in your own foolishness you didn't even give us a chance to get started adam no chance at all nothing i'm sorry and now if you'll excuse me gentlemen i have to take senorita dolores out for her morning ride hey wait a minute i am supposed to do that i'm supposed to do that and when we find a nice quiet glade i have a book of poems that i'm going to read to her you got to be fast boy smart joe i got a sneaking hunch that he's gonna be mighty hard to catch um maybe so i don't think he could be head it ain't gonna be easy now the way he plays that guitar and all in soft soap and poems of his i'm getting fed up within pulps too maybe i can't play a guitar but there's more than one way to skin a cat she'd get fed up with all that bull yeah [Music] [Applause] come on come on little joe i promised adam i would go for a walk with him after dinner you forget about him just forget about it he's in there talking to your father you know those older people like to jack it up all the time but he said he wrote a new song for me well so what do you think he's the only one in this family with talent you can play the guitar too no not the guitar that's nothing anybody can play those things what is that that's a harmonica it takes real talent to play this do a little tune for you well [Music] oh don't you like it too i got a million of them well it it it is so soon after dinner can't we just sit here and talk you like poetry i just happen to have a book right here must you it is such a beautiful evening and can't we sit here and just enjoy it yeah but uh that sounds good too i just didn't know if you want to do that you know girls say they like poetry in music but the men that really impress them are those of strength of courage of physical action you know that's me of course like like the matador of my native mexico when a man can fight a bull senor then he is a real man you know man can do a lot of things besides fight balls though quinley senor well what's been going on out here i heard a noise something like a cat with its tail caught in the ringer sorry to keep you waiting to laura so i've got that new song for you whenever you're ready well you go right ahead and sing adam he thinks that's what women like what are you two been talking about how girls are impressed with soft words and beautiful music well aren't they of course adam please play for me [Music] do [Music] [Applause] so hey joe how you doing house [Music] what are you doing oh just practicing for what women like men of action strength physical courage who told you that dolores told me joe practicing though that six year ain't what she meant by courage well what's that supposed to mean remember the other day when you said something to me about there being more ways than one to skin a kid well it sort of put me to thinking what does dolores talk about more than anything else in the whole world oh matador's down mexico that's all she's got on her brain right now remember the other day when walt troutman came out here looking for some bucking stock for that annual rodeo in virginia city mm-hmm so what well i went into town and i got me a hundred dollar advance for a little idea i had for his rodeo that's gonna keep folks talking around here for months and months well come on what's the big idea a bull fight oh come on a bull fight well you'll do anything to impress a woman aren't you anything joe i ain't gonna fight a bull you are me sure oh joe see now the way i got it figured adam's getting just a little bit too confident so i figured that me and your team up again yeah but fighting a bull i'm not so sure you're doing me such a big favor hold on come on joe you want to impress dolores don't you or i don't think you're a coward do you coward no but well i ain't no butts about it now joe you're my little brother and i'm gonna make the big sacrifice i'm gonna let you be the matador thanks awesome nothing nothing now what we got to do first get some bullets out here for you to practice on oh hey maybe first we got to talk about that hundred dollar advance okay here comes adam dolores now hi adam hoddy well i hope you enjoyed yourself very much your brother is very gallant yeah he promised to take me riding again tomorrow the final panoramic is so beautiful well what have you two been up to outside of plotting against me nah adam you know we wouldn't do a thing like that no little joe just uh made a deal with walt troutman to put on a a bull fight at his rodeo a bull fight little joy you really mean this about the bull fight well yeah it's what do you like to see a man do isn't it but that is wonderful i'm so excited yeah so am i [Applause] oh little joe this will make my state upon the roster complete it will be a touch of home here arena pools and my american marital [Music] oh it will be wonderful little job please don't disappoint me well if i can find a bullets worthy i'm sure you will come let's still father now [Music] my he's a crafty little fellow isn't he yeah he sure is and he he's right good pay too [Music] hi joe we discussed this all last night very carefully uh i don't want you taking no unnecessary chances or don't try to do nothing fancy at first just give that old ball plenty of plenty elbow room plenty of plenty elbow room yeah okay uh here how's how's this huh let me see the picture oh yeah yeah yeah that's my favorite yeah it looks good that's right go in there and try it i wish my arms was as long as wagon tongues keep up your courage joe come on come on you'll be as good as any matador in the world in just a few weeks come on no we're gonna try it hold this yeah i'm not i'm not gonna worry about it hey i'll i'll just get the hang of it oh bully don't don't make any sense moves don't okay oh buddy give me that yeah i'm gonna go in there and get him going hey well let's have some lunch and then joe joe get in there and get that bull get him keep an eye on him i'm watching go ahead that's right joe [Music] hey hit it pulling how much spirit house joe you're supposed to talk to him just like it's like it says here in the book on page 80 it says right here you're supposed to say aha toro haha toro that's what the book says say y'all toronto oh horse i i feel silly saying anything to him i can't hurt nothing the book says to do it go ahead [Music] that's that's a thing you want to hear yeah it worked loud okay here we go [Music] hey horses isn't this no good yeah he didn't want to do anything let's give another one and see if it'll cooperate with us hey hey bully hey hey will you pay a little attention to me please that's supposed to get you oh well what's a use i don't know what's a matter of horse maybe i'm using the wrong accent that's the fourth critter we've tried we're gonna have to go through the whole herd before we find one that'll charge the cape yeah maybe if i got in behind and pushed him at you a little bit huh well anything i i don't want a big charge just a little charge get around in front of him i'll push him see what happened oh bully you ready just charge him right into me hoss [Music] i think we'd have a little more luck if we could find an enraged chicken oh come on oh i'm scaring him the death tolls oh [Applause] found out a little bit joker yeah boy this will fit you i must chase those bulls a hundred miles today yeah well it wasn't your fault if they wouldn't fight tell you that for sure oh i feel like a twisted piece of barbed wire oh oh that's cool first oh oh yeah oh yeah it'll be as good as you tomorrow joe i guarantee you that chimp oh that feels good no you know we gotta we have to find a braver bull somewhere we got to we got a couple more to hurt you oh hey that stuff's getting a little warm you know i could i couldn't give back that advanced money the whole walt oh you know i want to talk to you about that advancement oh hey hey this stuff is is really getting hot yeah well that's that's what i'm supposed to do that's why this stuff works see well you must be doing a trick yeah oh it's really getting pretty hot you know not joe you're just young and tender oh hey horse energy's getting hot you know that hey don't put any more of that on they say it's hot on us hey you know it's getting hot on there your back is getting awful red it's get it's getting red yeah oh hey oh come on let's get it off wave it off wave it off it's getting hotter it's getting ha hey [ __ ] joe i'm wiping off right there it's hot oh hey what was it oh i feel better what was that stuff you rubbed on me this just plain liniment me plain women let me see that it's liniment look can't you read here use as directed not recommended for humans it's me human this is just recommended for ranch and farm animals yeah hurricane i didn't read that oh hey take a look at is it blistered no i don't see none joy yeah i think he just stung you a little oh sergeant he's too far away from your heart to kill you hey what good afternoon howdy ma'am where's little joe oh ma'am i don't rightly know i i don't think i've seen him all day well why don't you just turn around hi why joe you silly thing what are you doing in that trough it's part of my training for the bull fight really sitting in the water oh yes it's uh all part of the training technique like uh chasing fat steers around the corral now shall we go to lawrence like taking candy from a baby i did it that did it now i'm gonna make an all-out effort to get you a fighting bull hey austin yo you're probably the bravest bull fight promoter in the whole world you know that yeah thanks that atom has got to be beat i'm going to round up the most cantankerous most vicious blood thirsty fire breathing meanest dead burn fighting bull that the devil ever created there he is hoss well he's big all right jer but you don't look very mean to me matter of fact he looks more like a lover [Music] [Applause] [Music] yeah see what you mean hey do i know the fooling's jackass going away my blanket in front of him yes he sure do he wouldn't be about this tall with kind of sad calf-like eyes and the cartwright brand on him would he that's right little joe he's going to be the matador don't you worry about him he's been practicing and he's ready there's no skin off my hybrid are you sure little joe wants to get in there with him oh he's chopping into bits anybody squarely enough to want to waltz around with that bull they deserve each other go ahead thank you [ __ ] i'll pick him up there after tomorrow cartwright's come up with some of the wildest dog gonna silly [Music] [ __ ] thurman's bull well joe that burn it we gotta have one ain't we yeah but don't don't you think that bull's kind of a big bull oh joe he's you know he's oh he's big oh he's mighty impressive he'll maybe maybe he won't he won't even fight joe you ain't riding out are you how can you say a thing like that it's just that that just because it's a big bull and it's [ __ ] thurman's bullets doesn't mean that it's gonna charge you know you want me to look foolish he'll charge don't you worry about that i guarantee you he'll charge as a matter of fact if he don't come on you like a wild locomotive hmm i'll give you that hundred dollars already made on the deal huh oh boss well uh you found a fierce one yet just the fiercest [ __ ] thurman's bull oh you're getting in a little deep aren't you i don't know of course bull hasn't been tried and tested yet joe here's afraid that bull might not even be ferocious enough for it you know any more jokes you ain't gonna be laughing like that when you see what joe does to that bull you know you gotta get out in the sun boy you're looking a little pale [Music] oh she just make sure you got that bull air on time [Applause] [Music] yeah i think you got a winner [Music] he needs to be about two class doesn't get here pretty soon with that bull the show's going to start with adam it would be a shame to miss the debut of america's first matador or last thanks a lot aren't you excited little joe just think america's first maridor i'm just a beginner you know you can't expect too much from me the first time out but where'd all this modesty come from uh since the horse got the idea of using [ __ ] thurman's ball oh well if he isn't any braver than the ones you've been trying out of the ranch i hope the animal will have the fierceness and courage of my father's animals maybe you will be lucky and the bull house is bringing will hardest qualities ma'am the way my luck is running i think you can be absolutely sure [Music] folks what do you think he's a lot bigger than i realized well this this curtain is a little joy probably makes him look bigger than he really is see and what do you got him riding backwards for listen i was lucky to get him in there anyhow i'm going to take him on down to corral see you down there later joe huh get up how'd you get him i'll sure cut you off a big enough slice to chew on i'm so glad i took up the guitar he's very big look joe i'm sure that uh people would understand if you wanted to call it off what do you mean call it off call it off just be just because the bull is is big and and ferocious probably vicious is that the critter little joe is going to fight that's the one he's a fit buster absolutely as a matter of fact i feel about half guilty about putting my little brother in a pen with him i sure do well now wait a minute ain't gonna be no backing out now you sold me a bill of goods and got my advance money i expect my money's worth there ain't gonna be no backing out you're gonna get your money's worth we're gonna put on the show this town ain't gonna forget i wouldn't get up there too close to his head he's able to charge it ah he's safe behind him bars that ain't nothing with wood well you don't look so fierce to me as a matter of fact i think it looks a little bit like a lover oh no not that handkerchief hey he comes back get out of here oh yeah [Music] your sons can take care of everything my sons can take care of everything this i gotta see [Music] toro my boys can take care of everything thank you adam somebody help me out something i can't help don't worry huss i'll save you money [Music] [Applause] yeah they sure take care of things olay all right you tell that brother you used to bring that ball back here don't give me back my hundred dollar advance who's gonna pay for my saloon i don't know i just play guitar [Music] oh boy [Music] [Applause] i got a notion what he done in town today is gonna break up a beautiful home i just can't understand somewhere along the line i feel i've been led astray and i followed you thanks a lot it was your help that sent him through that last barn you know that thing sure felt bigger when i was wearing it oh boy i sure hate to see old charlie slam [Music] i hate to hear what paul's gonna say well i ain't saying a word uh-oh you think that bull did something to us where do you see this don't touch this animal i don't want to stampeded all over the territory yeah call it hello bull gave us a a terrible tax uh we tried to get him back in town but we were lucky to get him in the corral that bull uh tore down old man garvey's new fence yeah well that helped him see when we he also smashed mrs snaverly's chicken pants to smithereens her hens won't lay eggs for a month if she can find the hens [Music] oh that that that old ball is full of tricks that old bull harvested a whole wheat field all by himself he smashed through two barns he stampeded a full herd of milk cows what you have done to the territory of nevada in one short afternoon will reduce 25 years of apache race to a footnote in history [Music] paul it was it was ha-has and all his man of action ideas yeah it was his idea all right all right i'll kick in that hundred dollars that i got from troutman oh will you well mr troutman once that hundred dollars back you didn't deliver the bullfight oh it didn't well it's uh it's share and share like right brothers right right i don't care how you three take care of it but take care of it you will you might begin i apologize to our guests [Applause] we had a very pleasant drive in your cat i'm sorry i had to leave you the boys tried to get the ball back but they couldn't hurt them except over here it's a good thing they didn't get them back to virginia city they probably wrecked the whole town you were magnificent oh it's got right i'd like you to know you were the strongest bravest man i've ever met me yes the way you grabbed the bull's horn and pulled him from the saloon oh man i i didn't you don't know you were magnificent as courageous as any matador matador he was hanging on for dear life and no even braver than a matador i've never seen a man do what you did today am i be modest if you like but any girl would be proud to call you hero well i didn't uh really do anything that any other man would have done you were magnificent just went in that saloon and grabbed that old bull by the horns and yanked him out of there before he really hurt somebody oh did somebody get hurt well uh i uh kind of got a banged up shoulder oh there's nothing really you know i got some liniment that'll take care of that for you take the pain right out of it it'll be all right it'll be all right jill if uh i can get miss dolores to help me up to that a chair on the porch certainly hops be careful [Applause] adam you don't think carson ah well you wouldn't do a thing like that like what you think he planned all this now before you boys get into that area of discussion i think uh you should take that bull back to [ __ ] thurman's ranch how well um why don't you try serenading him with your guitar [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] my [Music] so [Music] you
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Length: 48min 13sec (2893 seconds)
Published: Sun Mar 28 2021
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