Bo Burnham is savage AF | Kel & J TV

what is up you guys welcome back to the channel it's your girl jay here back with another video today i got another compilation from lastplanet here on youtube i'll be linking the original as always in the description for you guys this is beau burnham is savage af and i have actually never really watched much of his stuff but i keep hearing his name but if you guys would like me to check out some of his stuff let me know in the comments i can um but before we hop into this video please do drop a like down below and subscribe to the channel the goal is 50k so please do help us get there by smashing that subscribe button if you're not subscribed already now without further ado let's hop right into this when did my mother first describe gay sex to me good question i was eight years old i was eight years old she brought me into the dining room she sat right across the table from me she said do you know how your father and i love each other i said of course you and dad love each other more than two people in the world could possibly love each other she said well two men can love each other in the exact same way that your father and i love each other she said what happens when two men love each other like that what they do is they uh they take off all their clothes um they get into bed and they [ __ ] on the bible hey guys like impressions like impressions [Applause] why let's get [ __ ] when i [ __ ] [ __ ] no fans and or bots i [ __ ] [ __ ] i [ __ ] [ __ ] nice girls are nice but no good for nut sucking they'll need a serene knight to green light a butt [ __ ] but that'll be easy with sleazy old [ __ ] [ __ ] boo to the nice girls praise peter slot [ __ ] i have a list a list yes a list of all the [ __ ] i've missed i've never [ __ ] or sucked these [ __ ] and thus my nuts are [ __ ] pissed so when i [ __ ] the lucky [ __ ] my nut removes her from the list another dumb [ __ ] bucket struck from my nut sucking suck it [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] bucket list yes you hear the influences chaucer keats um pages are blank i know it why am i lying to you oh my gosh [ __ ] can be white black brown pink or almond they can be skinny with big tits or be skinny with small ones [ __ ] can be perky preppy or posh with their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash excuse me what the heck is going on brother [ __ ] are pretty and funny and smart these thoughts can lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart they can talk about science music or art they can put you together or they can pull you apart but don't trust these [ __ ] don't don't you dare the force you trust them and love them and care and then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware of that hole in your heart that that dumb [ __ ] left there thank you very much whoa my aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire oh my god i moved to um hollywood recently from boston where i grew up and places and i i i heard about these sort of wild hollywood party nights that people would have i didn't think they were true until i moved to hollywood and i started having them anyway this is a there's a song about a crazy night that happened a couple weeks ago it's called what did i do last night oh geez hey hey hey what did i do last night [Applause] [Music] i cried myself to sleep oh wow in glass houses shouldn't throw stones or masturbate in the daytime you can feed an african they eat pennies he he shouldn't be able to talk before him yeah yeah that's true fair point i am yeah i'm of the uh the younger generation so i just wonder for all of you uh who are you rob you're an actor yeah do you have like a scene or something no what about what if i gave you like a scenario could you just do it could you do like a little version of that yeah like let's pretend that we're all bank robbers robbing a bank you're in charge okay and uh we're gonna put put the gun up to the clerk and say give me your money go for that look at me rob [Applause] bono if you want to help poor people sell your tinted shades you [Applause] i tool we went to the abortion clinic just the other day and we were really hungry so we had to say feed us feed us feed us my dog's stomach was very upset so i put him in the car and we went to the vet and on our way to the vet i killed a cabin isn't that ironic i adopted a child from overseas to rescue him from child labor factories and on his very first birthday we went to build a bear workshop isn't that a i-r-o-n-i-c-i-n-o-r-i-r-o-n-i-c yes and a water park is burned to the ground and a tow truck has broken down i always used to cry when i laughed and then i was raped by a clown [Music] what it's ironic right i was watching al gore on cnn he was talking about the environment and then out of boredom my pet polar bear shot himself [Music] i dated an animal rights activist one day she got really pissed because i was eating veal that was wrapped in pita bread pita [Music] yes it is yeah i said i'm a stand-up comic and i always sit and slouch and i got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncle's pull out couches [Music] ironic i-r-o-n-i-c yes bob barker got all of my pets pregnant my grandfather had alzheimer's and one day we were thanks oh my god okay that ending was actually really savage anyways y'all the first thing that came to mind was tim freaking mention bruh they remind me so much of each other now i watch this yo that was very savage but you know hey at least he did it in song it made it a little bit better anyways you guys um as usual i hope you guys enjoyed this if you did please do drop a like down below and subscribe to the channel also let us know in the comments what else you'd like us to check out in future videos or you can send it to our instagrams links for those are going to be in the description as always you can follow us there and i will be catching you guys in the next one peace you

Channel: Kel & J TV

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Length: 8min 47sec (527 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 15 2021