bnha (mha) Bakugo animatic/ Car crash - Jay larson

one saturday night my wife and i are at home watching a movie it's about 10 30 because clearly we're killing it and the car goes flying down our street i look at my wife i'm like whoa that dude's flying all sudden we hear crash i run out because i've always want to save a life and start sprinting down the street past nick's house nothing steph's house nothing go by my neighbor brad's he comes running out with a billy club and a bandana on and i remember running by being like what the [ __ ] how do you have time to put a bandana on like it just happened and why does he have a billy club like i'm trying to save a life he thinks there's an uprising happening i get down to the accident and basically a car had slammed into another car backed out given the bird and then taken off like a hit and run yeah it was crazy who gives a burn hey on top of this [ __ ] you like i don't even know what that was [Applause] but what happened when the guy smashed his his fender jammed the front right tire so when he drove off it was like we're all sitting there like i just made it right in colonial what's he making another why wouldn't he go left you go left to venice you just shoot right down you get out here in no time like it was so weird a couple of people already called 9-1-1 so it was like under it was everything was being taken care of i started walking back with brad i go hey what's up with the bandana and he goes oh it's gymnastics night at the house i'm like that's enough that's enough [Applause] so i get back to our house and i see my neighbor nick now mr no jump coming out of his house getting in his car and i go hey what are you doing he goes i just thought i'd go see if i could find those guys and i go you [ __ ] kidding me this guy can't give a jump but all of a sudden you're a vigilante going out into the night i was so mad i go in the house i'll get my wife i'm like hey nick's going out to try and find the guys she goes oh cool and i go oh cool she was white you're still mad about the jump i go yeah i'm still mad about the jump she goes just relax i go you relax 45 minutes later he comes home in the driveway wife comes out opens the back gate he pulls the car in the back yard they shut the gate and my wife goes what are they doing i go i know exactly what they're doing nick found those guys and now he's hiding his car in case they come back looking for him she goes no way i go yahweh is my savior that's amazing you'll use it that's fine next morning we're going to a kid's party my wife's driving i like to sit shotgun i don't care if you don't think it's manly i like to observe i like to look at architecture i like trees as we're driving i say to my wife i'm like listen i've been doing some thinking in the shower and right now and i want to run this by you since we lived together and everything but uh probably gonna do it anyway but i just want to brief you uh i'm gonna put a note on nick's door that says i know it was you you [ __ ] with the wrong guy i'm gonna kill your wife yeah i thought it was pretty pretty direct and my wife goes no you're not and i go yes i am and she goes why because he won't give you a jump i go yeah exactly because he won't give me a jump she goes jay you can't threaten to murder someone and i go it's not a threat if it's not real like i thought that was logic and i was just like that's not even true like as it left my mouth i was like let me have it back please you got to make compromise that's what it's all about and i realized okay i won't threaten or murder this guy's wife but then four days later i got a little sign from up above i'm raking in the backyard and under a bush i find a dead bird i get a manila envelope put the bird in it then in red sharpie i wrote on it for whom the bell tolls it tolls for thee maybe a little highbrow maybe a little highbrow [Applause] left it on his doorstep that car is still in his backyard and my wife goes what did you prove and i go i proved that when someone needs a jump you give him a jump

Channel: The Newser

Views: 76,597

Keywords: manga, myheroacademia, bakugo, katsukibagugo, midoriya, uraraka, youtube, #myheroacademia, anime, bokunoheroacademia, bnha, mha, Jay larson, fanart, allmight, onepiece, humour, funny

Id: NMyU4AzrP5Y

Length: 4min 35sec (275 seconds)

Published: Thu May 27 2021