BMW | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

even in when you're doing something wrong it's a time that your moral compass says you should stop so as i was selling drugs it was one instance that i really knew that hey thought you you really kind of need to shut it down i bought a bmw i'm 17 i bought a bmw i didn't have a cosigner so i had to get the dopey name al [Applause] to cosign for me and this was a whole experience because i was doing way too much all i said ah when i'm coming here the man gonna ask you are you my father you say yes that you can sense this deal we ain't the man didn't even say nothing to him yet the man just came and sat down and opened the files in this month for hollywood so i buy i get the call and a year so later cause i'm 17 at this time uh you're like a year in the idol val and the idol vow control unit went out and it's just dude and apartments because everybody who's on drugs didn't start on drugs they was something productive probably before they got in that situation so this dude is a mechanic certified because it said on his he got a work shirt you say kevin so he's certified so he said yes now i can fix your coffee you get the parts i fix it so that's what happened the man and then the man did a good job man job now the problem was this is my moral compass came in because i'm in the car and you know when you know somebody fix your car they tell you to start maybe the hood still be up they tell you to start the man is leaning in the car and he say say young fired up and i turned the call and i hear and my car i know my car my car don't sound like that so i immediately cut it off and before i knew it all i heard was god damn youngster you didn't knock my fingertips off he was leaning in the in the hood and the fan the fan knocked his face out [Applause] and he bleed like about my heat daddy give me a napkin i say no you need a doctor [Applause] and i'm trying to give him you know the blue mechanic napkins i'm trying to give him them and this is where i'm up at he wrapping his hand up blood still everywhere that man say hey y'all put that crack in my pocket what you told me i'm like you still want the dough but you fake until player [Applause] i should have stopped and and and i thought about it and i thought about it thought about it man [Music] i spent six years in prison i got jumped on by a dolphin couple i got thrown in a dumpster got my vision up i didn't shot and hit a man on a walker i didn't knock the man fingertips off all that for a dope ass tracksuit [Applause] [Music] you

Channel: Ali Siddiq

Views: 290,204

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Id: 4XdWEDwCdIg

Length: 4min 58sec (298 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 19 2022