billie eilish instagram LIVE | june 6th 2018

yeah I guess so be LOH Sh Abbie's shaky feel Oh Bella bullet weight the OHA Colby yo honestly i JV deli I don't even know your actual manager I love you boy what's good for it what's good one man's are watching it was gonna sky I love you better as well what's good to me dude le that's so far a bridge is going today well don't thank me look [ __ ] looks good Larson I don't know what the [ __ ] to do I'm just here bro I'm waiting for Cody to show up and to do my sound check ask me yeah whose umeå hugs hugs I have anyway you can comment and load t-shirts ooh what doll fault that kid Dexter it's over like frisbee gang are you going around yellow somebody was like did you used to play frisbee with Dexter and I was like why did he tell you are you going around telling people you played frisbee with me when you never said a word to me huh why did Noah supreme paddy it was good um a little dig gang shut the [ __ ] up my dick is huge you kidding me yo Noah I love you I mean I thought I was in Pennsylvania until about ten minutes ago I'm in Cleveland Ohio oh yeah okay um bro what don't fit [ __ ] I'm coming back to New York shut up supreme patty you know how did the limes in your eyes feel huh also how is six 9s breath my question of the day well you ever come to PA though I was just angry I see I thought I was in PA this one here an outing out of the rear and you shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] dude wait how's the ring in Ohio same thing see that's what I thought coffee we gotta get you to squeeze them in your eyes naw baby girl I'm not trying to get go blind how is Maggie feeling today mama how you feelin crook of crooks what's good baby why are there song and people watching what are their choose the choice here the protein which of course would be the tofu choose one of charge for additional items toppings I don't know I just want some avocado in the tortilla and that's it coffee fellow Thank You whisper you fool you bozo bubble yeah you're mad [ __ ] you can't even spell your correctly dumbass your mad [ __ ] my mad [ __ ] what [ __ ] your cool bombshell flowers number right here stoner baby stoner I want to open salad sandwich - I've never had an avocado brah bro you know babe boom a Shahab boom is your name you met oh man you made me I used to know girl them you may she used to yell at me a lot shut out you make because that's because I didn't follow any orders so agent 33 hey I love you where's your name come from uh Billy bill okay so my real name is William mm-hmm chalice my real name is William Billy no it's not I was named after an old man who hadn't be my grandmother beloved grandfather who I never met because some sadly died that's not a joke I just notes my name be Mike [ __ ] what did that what was I saying I was named after my grandfather who died right before I was born whose name was William and William is Billy and then it's also thank you mom and then I was born and swag my name is really Williams oh because till I was like five my whole family thought I was a guy this is not true shaking them although I swear I'm making this up her name is Billy I swear to God my name is Willy explained please I'm explaining right now well hello William yes well you know what mom I'm telling a story a bear listening to my story I'm telling a story your mom is amazing I know but she doesn't believe me even though she named me William herself did not really are you William why would my name is will why would my name be Billy if my name was not willing [ __ ] you Danny Oh mom eat a [ __ ] envelope yo will.i.am you guys I recently realized that Williams name was William I was like oh it's just will I am like his name is will and he's will like I am will but it's will.i.am that [ __ ] genius my mom was writing on a piece of paper the words hang up and she's with a bunch of exclamation points and she's showing it to me and she keeps putting more exclamation points and now it says hang up exclamation point exclamation point please exclamation point I need to ask you something exclamation so no tell story ask me something I'll answer it Paige I love you you're so talented you're so so talented notice me baby Here I am noticing you spamming with dari dairy dark dairy yo dairy yo I thought the word coyote was coiled until about two years ago [ __ ] you [ __ ] you too hello hello too why do you never tell me I'm talented because you don't do anything Bart I love you Bart but I don't know what you're talented at because you don't you're talented at some things I won't mention I guess what's good Kairo I'm about to get a really bad texture somebody just texted me you know what that's really scary you know what means he knows that you know what that's time that wasn't him this is mine she named me William when I was born Billy talkies talkies talkies oh yeah it's supreme Patty in here still I still wanna I want a question answer I asked how is six-nine breath and he didn't [ __ ] respond hey I'm from Germany I love you can you please so I know this guy named Steve and he's watching this right now his name is Steve whose name is Steve Billee exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point hang-up exclamation - an exclamation point I will not I will never she said this isn't boring bruh so ask me something when I'll talk and then I won't be boring anymore you're [ __ ] and you [ __ ] crackin so I can do it so ask me now aren't you talking about tacos I'll talk about humbled in front of anybody it's something I'll go to the President's House to talk about tacos right there tell me what you want that's wrong he has this big old house and we're staying in it and I slept in her bed that had never been slept in which was fine Brian I was I went to the bathroom this morning I probably bathroom in this place can you stop shaking your head ten thousand people watching so I was in a bathroom earlier - oh there was no line so I just walked ahead and I went into the what's the big room called the handicapped room I went into the handicapped room and then I realized that I cut in front of someone in a wheelchair to get to the handicapped room I know yeah I'm I didn't really sighs itself I left and they were already gone but I realized like I went I like I realized there was a line so I I then walked around this person in a wheelchair to go to the endcap room [ __ ] fly [ __ ] these broads oh no that's grimy Oh why are you watching this yeah that's right you can see that it's gonna be for later was that a grape keep going how about do I really look like was Anne because here watch I like this wait I love him using homie of mine but like okay I didn't look like Bulls in black he called me the other day and I was like what's up twit and why I'm saying I love Lowe's and that's what I just said you fool what's the secrets are happiness I asked my friend you gotta act slow as [ __ ] law Zann is your twin I know when will you learn your actions what the [ __ ] are you bro why don't you text back good question I have no idea uh I hate going on my phone clear-rite cuz I'm on my phone right now I just I don't know I I don't like responding can you sing I can't sing actually I don't know how Jack Francis I'm your twin no you're my dad lies all lies childish major what do you know lies that I can't sing I thought you meant lies as I look like those in because you [ __ ] lying you're lying about me lying about lying about looking like exam Oh she's the worst singer me true do you ever catch somebody trying to make you jealous and then you realize that you aren't you don't get you don't and then they because they don't because you don't get jealous and they do dier hair purple my hair is purple hey Steve I thought you said you were gonna pull up to fight [Music] this is my whole life you guys I just sit in green rooms backstage and talk to myself because you know yeah I am in Ohio [ __ ] you lied to me no I didn't lie to you I told you I was in Pennsylvania cuz I thought I was in Pennsylvania until 20 minutes ago or they were like yeah well we ran I hope I hope oh hi oh because I thought we were in pencil Florida but we're in let her live Billy Hook's is seeding no need to get jealous let her live I what I just said was an object I don't get jealous no matter what you do I don't get jealous I don't know why I kind of wish I did because I kind of I don't know then I'm like do I not care about people will do it I just don't know I get jealous when people have Taco Bell and I don't that's for sure by hidetaka by yesterday you can do if I have to do these liners before sound check come to Dubai you can hang out with me and my friends and smoke fat zoinks all right I don't smoke this is much boy I don't know it's Mike I don't really smell like um I smoked cheese now I don't like because I'm vegan so I don't even think that I don't smoke but uh what if you cut your hair if I cut my hair I would jump off a building you care a lot about people and it's your time to do you true thanks Kyra you could be here as Maggie still drawing exclamation marks yeah shifted she is look wait I have to add to it how was your guys day good I always wear a hat well today I'm wearing a hat because if you look at the back of my hair my part keeps going until like down here because I haven't washed it in a in a minute so then my hair was like pay you so I'm going to happy that I have to film whiners before a sound check exclamation point I guess I'll go that is good thanks Ava just because my forehead is really big I get jealous of people with small forehead that's for sure Ava has a really small forehead tell Maggie I love her and go rest your voice shut the [ __ ] up I'll kill you oh thank you you're right thank you you are right siblings siblings what you mean you think she's my sister that lady old um she's so old all of my grandparents are dead all of them no you're just a had me oh no you are vain maybe I am wait how tall are you short is [ __ ] oh my god you know what's on row I mean so many people and then they're like if people like want to take picture with me or whatever like some people are like you're so small oh my god you're so [ __ ] little and I'm like okay okay like who I just don't know who that's helping I'm fine I used to be taller than everyone and then I stopped growing because I got my period at 11 and I got boobs at nine that's why they're eight years big so but you're so hot come to UK I'm coming soon not really but should I die no you should not you better stay alive with me because if you die I die we all die [ __ ] we're the same height through but you're slim thinking I'm not that's rude someone teach Billy how to answer text messages though you're right what you know why Billy doesn't answer text messages her if she has hundreds and hundreds of them and she can't keep up you need to chill no oh look Leo's here sucking my dick what'd you say stay there nobody wants you here shut up Oh albino ass hi leo hi Leo Leo leo time to get our skinny ass legs not nice I'm get off live shut the [ __ ] up get out of my life dumbass bozo ahead come to Paris is a nice City I will be there next year okay a-hole answers when she won't answer that's right fart I mean part that's right fart hey Maggie dear Desdemona's we never text come to Brazil use up I'll be waiting for you Jackson Creole Pico age that's a fly name I [ __ ] with that what's up Jackson what's your next haircolor bro I have no idea everybody has wet hair I'm annoyed you're [ __ ] yourself [ __ ] pretty thanks baby mm-hmm Gracie Abrams ah hey friend just love you that's all pie oh my god Josh what's up Billy I love you I know that was wait lovely I love you Josh you're so beautiful I hate you your mom is cooler than you bro everyone around you is cooler than you Stokes stupid look like a mole rat I was i I was agreeing but I was also trying to say that Leo looks like an albino mole rat Maisie I love you yo Maisie okay you're like oh my God look who it is oh my god oh my god you know who I feel like P Diddy I got my glasses I think you need your glasses and grapes rolled across because oh man look at where my glasses wait Jackson let's be friends okay Maisy I love you baby girl I love you baby girl as soon as I click dumb dumb Ian you're so beautiful I hate you cat Justin Lube when you were coming home honestly never know Maisy said that can you can you and Finn have a little fist fight or something yeah he's trying to hook you water for losers so the beginning of this lab was me telling them their real names William well when soundcheck starts I will start and I will leave this booking room who thinks I look like a squished starburst did you always wear makeup I don't wear makeup I only wear mascara because wear eyelashes are blond I hate makeup makeup um do you take a family portrait I'll edit your dad and Maggie are even New York no I was in New York couple days ago you look like Billy Eilish that's crazy because she's ugly as [ __ ] so um Jack why are you not in LA I'm not even in LA why would Nadia I miss you too baby crooked crooks what's your what are your favorite brands Salvation Army st. Vincent de Paul son thrift mom I don't want to do that though did you tell that girl that you were Billy actually did I almost didn't and then I did school yesterday so I was in the back of my Luke chocolates [ __ ] I went into the bathroom right this was in the middle this was in Pennsylvania we stopped in Pennsylvania yeah and I went to the bathroom in this little like gas station please I was alone and nobody was in there all the stalls were open except one so one girl was in there I went in and then I did my business I walked out of the stall and this girl is like sick hair she had like half it was like bright green hot it was like pink or something and I walked in I washed my hands I dried them I just want to let you know you look just like Billie Eilish so I was like [ __ ] I was like I am Billy Irish and she was like Oh am I drunk no I've never actually been drunk I don't drink I've never drunk drank drunk drinking drunk drunk I never smoked I've never done any drugs I'm just like this baby quick of crooks I look like Billy Irish not even high school in aa blue I never went to school that's why I'm this [ __ ] stupid what's your favorite song at the moment honestly my favorite song at the moment is a song called it's not even out it's called I don't know but it's by this girl Paige she's that one that I posted a bit ago and say surely the bad days boom it's [ __ ] amazing she sent it to me and I peed my mouth I peed my mouth bro I want to get lit with you get lit with me what you mean I don't even do none of that where's that boy from the story this one time me and my friends let Siegel's loose you mean loose into the school also someone's framed us by putting the school fire extinguishers in our bags we almost got expelled how do you not what the [ __ ] are macaroons maca root our macaroons are better than drugs yo macarons are bomb we are a macaroons mosquito I mean [ __ ] what the [ __ ] sing on it ok [ __ ] down death just commented eventually the bad days can you sing nice no really make an album with all your unreleased songs please guys the songs you've heard that are unreleased are mostly trash songs like not like they're trash like they're just throwaway songs like most thing we're not gonna come out don't worry I got I've got new stuff to show you I'm just wanting to [ __ ] the police make an album about oh no you literally turned me into a lesbian [ __ ] how often do you get hit on by old people um the only people I get here on our lot dude everyone's a pedophile pedophile pedophile pedophile it's really bad like everybody stay in your lane I'm dyeing my hair and I have to wash it so please save this do you like food no I [ __ ] hate food cereal or milk first bro is that even the question what yo you put the cereal in and then you pour the milk see I used to do it the other way when I was like five and then I learned are those M&Ms not bro I can't even eat M&Ms it's a grape I speak with Joey is that song with me in Tokyo gonna come out y'all wait disappeared rat you desperate home No do you like oh wait what's your favorite song you've written what song called I love you that I wrote with my brother like beautiful collab with Billy eyelid I tie it but um you're banned from the streets will homie on me okay I love you is that the best thing you have ever done thank you baby the Oh Bart Bart and one other person only people who've ever heard us on nobody else is very bad true blue I'm outside of House of Blues boom it's gonna be Sola if you guys don't go crazy I'm leaving I know you will know so I'm not even worried about it I said your band caught down shut up I love you you're not gonna be you speak Spanish um no I started learning Spanish like a while duolingo said I was 1% point like a god yeah I feel really blessed by love good luck tonight thanks baby I'm in school watching the outsiders dude the outsiders is so bomb oh my god ethnicity white on white on white white on white on white ER and then whiter would you let me smack that ass there's nothing to smack though let's scrap for their culture then homie spell homie right many people do you like shameless yo shameless is so so sick I grew up watching that [ __ ] you're thick I'm okay I'm thinking the wrong place as though like I'm I'm not thin enough to be thin but I'm not thick enough to be thick so I'm just sort of there you're honestly the best thanks baby I love you I love me too icon no way but thank you it's hard to ask huh crazy I love you what's up how are you oh hey it's a pretty beautiful beautiful man humming humming humming hit me hit me honey Tommy happy now little Hemi okay tchau tchau ki low that's what I thought cha was so people say ciao I just thought they were like okay oh you know that's how it looks stop ignoring the lmao I'm not you're right there I see you it's good come to Russia damn fly me out no I'll be there yeah hey angel face hey hi baby Kerry now I come to Isis please come to Isis are you Canadian no I'm not but I feel like a lot of people say I sound Canadian maybe I am Canada is like I love Canada bro Toronto is so pretty what's the weirdest fan encounter you know what everybody is amazing like honestly I mean there's been like weird stuff but it's all like love you know like all this love I just like which character are you most like on the office honestly Michael Scott I feel like most of that show I relate to him like like parts when they make fun of him for for feeling a certain way I feel like I felt it's why thanks I was just listening to copy that I hear bellyache yeah bro they're doing it in the other room but I'm here because I don't know why uh Wow I can't read you can't really swim neither you know what I hate that I can't do is I can't ride those like those like wheelies Keeley's yo I always tried to ride those shits and I couldn't they found interesting do you like Shawn Mendes I met him the other day he's like the sweetest person he's like the most positive human being I don't even get I'm just like how the [ __ ] are you like that it's crazy he's such a he's such a sweetheart oh my god what's your natural hair color blonde do you have a boyfriend no penis let's change the question I mean change the topic but what am I saying oh my god bro what's it called when you change when you change let's change the let's change the subject do you want a boyfriend never look dude I cannot imagine being with one person I would what's your favorite vine yo you can't ask me Pat the [ __ ] Oh as I said the vine has been in my head recently is the one where she goes I love my baby and there's like a puppy in her tits but I also really like the one that's like where y'all going and it's like these little kids like we're not going when the girls like why a boy but like I like the ones that people don't know you know like I have I have a bunch on my like YouTube my little private account where I just watch like certain lines but like our gems I have them saved in my YouTube can I be your boyfriend you can be one of them yeah for sure is an album coming mm-hmm you sound exactly like her Wow who the [ __ ] are you talking about her like they like her h er coz that thank you i doubt that that's oh my god y'all x-games Mose oh my god that's so funny I watched that like a thousand times let's be friends alright I'm here you're gorgeous thank you you look just like Billy O'Reilly thanks I know come to Portugal hell yeah oh hi baby yo Trey if you're still watching the guy from my story the beautiful beautiful thing for my stories on here right now it was good I Love You Billy I love you too baby Billy you look like Cooper no I don't I'm white as hell where he's up there Mike my phone want to say hi to you how you describe your fashion sense a big ol pile of trash that's what I would say say my name Kirkland mary-kate love me lovely as my favorite song Thanks are you and trippy together he's fire though I have a trippy shirt I got yesterday oh she's back I love your speaking voice sounds like a boy right I look like a boy I sound like a boy but I like bullies so I'm trash for you stop you are all beautiful I love you guys a lot by the way just just to say that my mom loves your song so do I thank you um hi Billy's mom Maggie is the true Queen hi tell your mom I said hi I love you guys are small shout out are you really doing your bunny ears right now you crackhead yo where Francis at Billy Billy old friends and friends this is the fun stage I love you [ __ ] I love you more baby I'll be back in New York in a week or like two weeks very quickly before you have to go see [ __ ] you're cute Thanks no this is like such a terrible you can do anything because you're on Bailey's mom has got it goin on damn right that's mom's looking right it's more flicky right mrs. O'Connell D remember me that's cute Ricky how are you baby try say my name see I don't want to say anything wrong because everybody pronounces my name wrong so I don't want to Billy's mom gave birth to a legend stop Billy you say like no one else you guys are so nice I'm gonna pee myself I can shoot yo what's your favorite show you already know that okay bye okay I guess I'll go cuz my mom just went like this and whispered that she's begging me to get off so I guess I get off yeah so I'm gonna go I love you guys and I look like a toothpick I could wake up like like if you took like 20 to fix and then you broke them all in half and then you stuck them in a shoelace that's what I look like ooh why is your profile picture somebody sucking my toe No

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Id: H7kui_WdqnM

Length: 43min 28sec (2608 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 06 2018