Bill Burr - 30 for 30 - BROKE

I was watching one of those 34 30s [Music] um and they did this whole thing on on athletes going broke it was really bad there's a ton of people who've gone broke most of them didn't want to do the documentary like why would you you know what I mean hey you want to talk about how you completely [ __ ] blew it no I don't I don't and I resent the fact at the end of your documentary you're gonna be running a list with my name on it you know that's what they had at the end of it but I was watching it and I felt bad for people but after a while it was just the same [ __ ] story over and over again [Music] I wanted always one the poorest and it's as much as I want to say that if I was 21 years old and you gave me a million dollars that I would probably [ __ ] it up too I just don't think I would you know I love these guys you know I I got a check for fifty five thousand dollars and I saw a Hummer I had to get it talk the guy down to forty nine thousand dollars and it's like if you just got a check for fifty five [ __ ] grand after paying all the people in your life your agent whoever else you got where else has taken a G a lawyer who ever tells takes a chunk out of that check whatever's left out of that the government's gonna come in and take a forty 40 percent way if you get a check for fifty five grand and me already got left twenty grand he just went out about a fifty thousand dollar Hummer I don't know but anyways the point I wanted to make was at the end of it after showing all these people going through this hell they have this guy that who's supposed to be evidently some sort of financial adviser and in the end they were talking about LeBron James going he is gonna be he has a potential to be the other than Tiger Woods pre divorce a billionaire athlete look at LeBron that's opportunity via being there hath me how exciting is that you think like how exciting is that and they go what would your advice be to this to LeBron James on how to hang on to his billion dollars and the guy goes he goes don't blow it keep it simple count you money don't blow it keep it simple jump some money it might have been the dumbest thing I ever heard and I immediately I had no sympathy for anybody in the [ __ ] documentary it's just like even like why is this guy on this document who the [ __ ] is that guy that's a guy who manages money that's hey I got a billion dollars how do I hold on to this where should I invest it what do I do what advice do you got for me well it's simple don't blow it keep it simple count your money alright thanks I'll be I'm out of here [ __ ] ridiculous it was basically it was an hour and a half of listening to morons telling you what the [ __ ] they bought with all their money and I don't know I felt bad but there was another part there was just one guy that I really felt bad for because it was the hurt that he had you know like Andre Rison was on the thing and he's sitting there in his suit with sunglasses on mirrored sunglasses doing the interview and just right there it's like yeah they do I give you another million if I had it if I gave it to you you [ __ ] that up why because you're sitting here on a shiny suit with [ __ ] sunglasses on look like Michael Jackson at the awards show right so anyways the one guy who actually really bothered me was theirs if you ever watched it it's 30 for 30 broke there's a guy who's sitting there and he's just ever so slightly lean to one side and just the pain in his voice he's just just sitting there going uh I made seventy five million dollars in my career and aadmi of Mercedes got a Hummer got me a boat and he's just sitting there looking down on his knees like playing with his pant leg I had a jet ski and I bought myself a yacht a mansion not a couple of cars that ain't named Amiga nos that's selling me a nose I pretty much gave it away and you just I had to look away it was [ __ ] brutal but the rest of it was just a bunch of knuckleheads you know I felt bad for Bernie Kosar too because Bernie Kosar you know I don't know it seems like his dad took his money I don't know what the [ __ ] it was I knew with my signing bonus he's paying off his mortgages and and paying off the house and the cars and things of that nature but the as I came to find out a little bit later the Cleveland Browns also cut a contract for my father who got a million dollars it's it's a really it's a it's a great all the 34 30s are awesome this one is awesome but they just should have had a couple of they did you know something that's not true cuz they had like four or five guys there was only two people who really came off like morons but they were just so they were such morons that I felt it tainted the whole thing that has might have been the dumbest thing I ever heard what is your advice don't blow she's a simple count a lot all right I'm sorry was it was that even remotely [ __ ] interesting I love watching those 30 for 30 I gotta watch the boat Jackson won there was just something about that like you know for as much as they showed the amount of people that went broke there's been so many more people in the league that didn't go broke so really what you're just showing a select group of morons you know who were going out and buying a Corvette and sticking a [ __ ] hot tub in the back of it you know living week to week on paychecks I mean I just don't think that most people are doing that I would really think that if I was barely on the team I would be saving every dime I know I would I've done that in this business I've never [ __ ] you know it's coming if you're in any sort of entertainment you know it's coming and the day it's coming is the day you think that you're good and that you made it that's when somebody comes in with the hood on and the sickle and they just [ __ ] chop you in half and then that's it my daughter's coming today oh man such a good day for you your daughter's gonna be so proud of you [Music] [ __ ] thank you can blow up [Music] that guy on TV [ __ ] Lena no maybe that's why that guy was lean to one side they had to twist his torso back onto some fake legs as he sat there going like I got me a cabin what a mountain you know you think that if you had 75 million dollars that you couldn't have [ __ ] ghosts and when it went when it goes there's nobody around anyways I gotta watch it a few more times I feel like this comp there's some sort of comedy in there I just don't know if I got to it today anyways I've been drinking like a [ __ ] madman lately I really have to stop you should michael vick have gone bankrupt no are you kidding me [Music]

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Length: 9min 46sec (586 seconds)

Published: Wed May 01 2019