>>> IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY, ISN'T IT? >> YEAH, IT IS. LOOK, HAILEY, THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO TELL YOU. >> UM, OKAY. >> I HEARD BACK FROM APPLE, AND THEY OFFERED ME THE JOB. >> WHAT? OH, MY GOD. THAT'S AMAZING. >> I KNOW. BUT IT MEANS I'D HAVE TO MOVE TO CUPERTINO. >> OH. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, HAILEY. >> I MEAN, IT'S YOUR DREAM JOB. YOU HAVE TO GO. >> I MAY, BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FOR US? >> I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, I GUESS MAYBE WE SHOULD -- >> ON YOUR LEFT! RIDER INBOUND. ON YOUR LEFT! >> OH, SORRY, MAN. HERE, LET'S STEP OVER HERE. >> I MEAN, LOOK, WE'RE BOTH ADULTS. I DON'T THINK EITHER OF US WANTS TO GO LONG DISTANCE. >> NO, BUT I REALLY LIKE YOU. >> I DO TOO. I MEAN, WHO KNOWS? MAYBE WE FIND -- >> ON YOUR LEFT! CLEAR THE LANE! RESPECT THE RIDERS, PLEASE! >> YEAH, WE'RE GIVING YOU PLENTY OF ROOM, MAN. AND HONESTLY, YOU'RE MOVING REALLY SLOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS MOUNTAIN IS INSANE! >> IT'S NOT REALLY A MOUNTAIN. >> HERE. BABE, LET'S GO UP HERE. >> I MEAN, IT'S FUNNY. I'VE BEEN DAYDREAMING ABOUT US LIVING TOGETHER. >> I KNOW. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT. AND HONESTLY, I'VE NEVER FELT SO CLOSE -- >> SIRI, SEND TEXT MESSAGE TO KATE FROM HINGE. HEY COMMA KATE, LAST NIGHT WAS INCREDIBLE. EGGPLANT EMOJI. [ LAUGHTER ] SORRY AGAIN FOR WHAT HAPPENED AT KARAOKE, PERIOD. I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT WORD, COMMA. EVEN IF IT IS A BIG PART OF MY FAVORITE SONG BY KANYE AND JAY-Z. [ LAUGHTER ] SHRUG EMOJI. SPEAKING OF WHICH, COMMA, WE SHOULD VISIT PARIS SOMETIME, PERIOD. EIFFEL TOWER GIF. SEND TEXT WITH SLAM EFFECT. >> HEY, MAN, MAYBE YOU CAN GET OFF YOUR BIKE AND JUST WALK P THE HILL? >> I CAN'T, BRO. CLIPPED IN BIG-TIME. >> YOU CAN JUST CLIP OUT AND CLIP BACK IN. >> NO CAN DO. HAD TO PAY A GUY TO HELP ME THE FIRST TIME 'CAUSE I DON'T GOTS NO FRIENDS. SIRI, TEXT THERAPIST. HAVE TIME FOR AN EMERGENCY SESH TONIGHT, QUESTION MARK. FEELING DANGEROUSLY UNSTABLE. SEND WITH SLAM EFFECT. SIRI, SEND NEW TEXT TO MOM. I KNOW I'VE ASKED THIS A HUNDRED TIMES, COMMA, BUT WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO DAD, QUESTION MARK. FROWNIE FACE EMOJI. SEND WITH INVISIBLE INK. [ LAUGHTER ] >> CAN'T YOU GO HARDER OR SOMETHING? >> I GUESS I CAN TRY -- OH, CRAMP. CRAMP. CRAMP. [ CRASH ] >> WOW. YOU WENT FLYING DOWN THOSE TREES. >> YEP. HE'S DEFINITELY DEAD. ANYWAY, I STILL WANT TO BE FRIENDS. >> ME TOO. I MEAN IT. I MEAN IT. >> AND MAYBE DOWN THE ROAD WE CAN -- >> ON YOUR LEFT! RESPECT THE RIDERS! >> WHO IS THIS GUY? >> PICKED UP A BOGEY DOWNHILL. >> POPPED A TIRE WHEN I HIT A PORCUPEDE. SAWED THAT LITTLE PORCUPEDE RIGHT IN HALF. >> IT'S PORCUPINE, NOT PORCUPEDE. >> HEY, I LIKE YOUR VIBE. WOULD YOU WANT TO GO OUT SOMETIME? >> I MEAN, I GUESS. I'M SINGLE NOW. >> HAILEY! [ LAUGHTER ] >> SIRI, SEND TEXT MESSAGE TO KATIE FROM HINGE. HEY COMMA KATIE PERIOD. PET SOMEONE NEW PERIOD. YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE, COMMA. YOU LOSE MIDDLE FINGER EMOJI. >> SEND WITH FIREWORKS EFFECT. >> YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST FORGET IT. FORGET IT. >> DAMN IT. OH! OH, GOD. CRAMP, CRAMP, CRAMP, CRAMP, CRAMP, CRAMP! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
