Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder Make Wawa-Inspired Apple Fritters on Something's Burning

you walk away for us we just Jesus Christ was like sweet potato pie Oh God looks like the end Outsiders I wanna watch that hat that's insane it's not even hot we went to spring break in Cancun for this company yeah and so we had to shoot like she like they were called zoom pages all day and then at the end we would take the camera crew and but no one's plugged in there's nothing's turning on all the we turn on is the light we take a camera crew into the club and pretend we were the beach house from MTV and so I'd be like all right all right we're gonna live in 5 5 and our camera we just turn the light on maybe all right person he wants you to make out that's good we use penetration girls one of my buddies we were doing on the street he's like we're gonna live from Carson and two girls of course it was you guys and before you guys anything one throwing us a handstand they're gonna pull their pants up start [Laughter] [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] we were to Europe with mark I go to men gymnastic he goes which one of my my real I shoulda gotten high before this I'm giggling hardest [ __ ] you guys are probably guys from the bonfire Dan dances big Jay oakerson I was one of the favorite show to ever do it's so much [ __ ] fun to do you are so quick there are so many comics that you can't have on because it's so hard to get in between your double dutch because when you guys start it's like it's like the funnest time I ever have on my show was when I told that what oh I was gonna say whenever last showed up the whole week about that - that was last no no I am somebody the crew our crew lights up when you come on the show it becomes like like remember when you're in school you got a half day yeah yeah Bert's coming on and then you know Lewinsky's like vodka that's the best part nice and it's dark in there as the way radio should be and you came in with Everlast my favorite thing was before Everlast got there I told you I had a plan I thought it'd be funny if we all did an impression of Everlast singing his song what it's like yeah and we were all gonna go Tim be good and you said you said no don't do that these guys take themselves seriously and like that's just not I don't think his personality is that he's gonna like that at all and then when he came in we were like we thought it'd be cool we had a guitar here in case you wanted to play a song and you went oh my god never lets you play a [ __ ] song I swear to god I'll get naked right now [Laughter] [Music] maybe Everlast seemed so much anyway No won't we do in there what what who's your favorite celebrity guest you guys have had in besides memory who Redman yeah Redman was pretty correct mana smoking though I mean we had a vape pen nicotine yeah no no what state you're watching this in it's all on the up-and-up we were in Colorado was fine [Laughter] the story there was cool as [ __ ] man he was a [ __ ] best he's a guy where it was like he had to do it the office so it felt like unprofessional but he was just quick in the office upstairs the old comedy office yeah you just had to hold microphones and then Cathal kiss was pretty cool just to have the members of KISS there Dean Simmons there of course he came out multiple times for their pushing money bag so I agree with you he did not like me he did not like anybody's shtick oh hey I'm the biggest fan he was when I was a kid too bad for you Christine almost cartwheel upside down to let him tongue her [ __ ] absolutely he almost got spring break Christine are you ready to spring break Carson's telling me that he wants you to cartwheel into my town Carson's on the other Lawrence ago oh you I said what about stealing a boat or something what time and I was like oh you guys remember this is the 90s when you could do it ever the [ __ ] you wanted and no one can videotape you see it camera those those old cops cameramen probably look at the new cops camera man like you [ __ ] right now they were hopping fences with a [ __ ] they probably have backs like Butkus every camera man you've ever worked with this like over 45 has hardcore backdrop yeah they're like well get linebackers from the 70s take [ __ ] shots I'm big cops guy and my favorite thing about cops watching the older by just DVR them all so the olds of the news the old episodes was the big clunky cameras and a lot of fat cops and now the only film the jack guys leaps over fences and stuff CrossFit far more aggressive do you think they paired like back in the day or they're doing cops so like so you want to bring a cameraman along with our they're gonna outrun even though I can give a heavier cop with Michelle wolf the uphill downhill challenge yeah where we run a 5k the same 5k but it's a it's a downhill course and I run downhill and she's got to run the other direction uphill we see who runs it do you think and you got a pair yourself with someone that you think that's what I was saying to you you again sorry downhill uphill you think that's how they book cops they were like yes set all the [ __ ] guys up all right with the little guy with one arm yeah yeah well they just got a jack cameraman they're like you're in shape right Gucci race get over here he's like yeah alright you barely passed the fitness exam dude that's that's one of the first times remember that time I did I did the bonfire and I was in a really bad place and I was like kind of shaky I've been drinking I've had too much coffee and I said to you I was like we need can you like can we like hang out yeah why don't you just come to my house and we'll watch a cops overwatch cheaters yeah okay what's the best reality show program to guilty-pleasure watch for me it's cops is it it's never not great really everyone something no I keep hearing about but that's - there's too much left to chance on live P days yeah it's a lot of dead it's just a weak beat you know I mean like they don't really get him down down to a good domestic he said a week beating ago they don't get really down to the ground used to have the old you've seen a small move for its well it's on my favs track J literally can get to like Minority Report episodes a costume you go to his house yeah is that which one you want to see watch this that was Jimmy Tebow Jimmy TiVo a DVR DS okay a TiVo made that will you that when Tebow came out yeah I would have people sit down and go hold on these are the things I need you to watch right now yeah I just bring it up will sure go to DVR things to show people when they come to your house it's generally episodes of cops or the few cheaters episodes that I go I mean this might be real donors there's one that Jay showed me last time we watched cheaters it was a guy getting knocked out you could tell that was real he had a mouse under his eye and his blood got his girlfriend cheating on her with another dude he confronted him the dude knocked him out why would you let yourself be filmed confronting your chick and the guy she's cheating with and then play the part that everyone's there telling is real and they don't knocked out of funnier chick yeah nobody would but there's that an episode of cops where it was when they used to fall around an old man cop who couldn't handle any problems so they were saying that they were just show him mess up on simple problems and you remember the one when the kid locked himself in the house like a little boy is gonna [ __ ] kid wouldn't know good he's like son come on now let me and they decide they're gonna have to break a window pane to get in and open the door it's one of those it's all nine little panes stuck and you go we'll just break this one ma'am and the moms like alright if you have to he goes just this one little one right here no big deal and he whacks it three times with the billy club yeah and when he cracks it it's all one big piece of [ __ ] knees goes yep this is reaction to destroying her wife notice yeah yeah you have a joke about talking one time and a girl immediately was like oh we got a talker and you're like oh right when you started sent [ __ ] we got a talker she was like sassy all my throttle we got a talker no now I got Tom walk the walk that was kind of a boner killer because he looks like kind of shitty she said it in a shitty way she's like oh we got a talker like I'm sorry I'm trying to do sis thing up wait do you talk during sex a little bit but I require a lot of talking yeah that just a lot of this go on this is Jay [ __ ] a group of mine he thinks in the salary goes I give subjects I go binds officially in the presidential hunt go do you think China's for real tariffs taxes coming up where's the uh the short amigo [Laughter] [Music] sixty-four things you missed an adventure ten game this is what the [Music] alright let's pivot today we are making wall inspired apple fritters I will start making the dough we're then gonna cook up the apples were they gonna fold the apples into the door like a calzone chop it up chunk it up sit it over here then deep-fry it easy peasy lemon squeezy I want to hear your favorite Wawa stories oh man I just it's it's one that involves Jay and my roommate Mike Vecchio you can go download his album right now it's one of the best albums I was one of the best comedy albums there's loyalty this Jay Jay brought Wawa into my life cuz I'm from Colorado we don't have walls we have loafing jokes it's just such a sad Mountain thing loaf and jugs yeah they don't even make sandwiches it's a franchise gas station there's no sandwich you know for joke there's also one called come and go spelled see um no really look it up formerly someone said yes so we're just at pump and uh sugar flour salt yeast and vanilla mixture and there's something hot oh and I'm the milk the what is it warm milk warm milk you know yeast makes a great substitute for Parmesan cheese it has the same flavors as I was vegan for like two days and I got [ __ ] on so much by all my friends but my sister I made a vegan meal and there were she's like oh this is Parmesan cheese - that is great you just blow up oh my god it blew up I couldn't get my ring off my finger yeah do you know how you get that off when you do that knows the whole thing fighter no no I couldn't get it with butter off my finger what you do is you take losing weight I was like my wedding rings loose like God's going take it off bro you look good no I had to take us you take us like a string not like a yarn but like a thread and you thread this part of your finger as tight as it goes just why I don't want to wind to wind it and then you tuck the string underneath yeah your ring and then you pull it and as you pull it it starts unwinding and moving the string ring bring a pulley system right so we're gonna turn this on or not you can't respect a place like wah wah that makes one a consistent sandwich one of the best one of the best sandwiches I've ever had in my life yeah you don't have to talk anybody you can order it through a machine I knew you were to do it also several locations now featuring blue lights in the bathroom so you can't shoot heroin so you can't put an item a pretty cool are you serious yeah oh you are are you a seasoned cook are you gonna cook oh yeah I think okay I'm in better watch with it I'm better than my wife I should get AB you cook often at home I'm the old one that cooks at home really yeah my wife can cook with the girls a blue apron to be honest with you yeah we do blue aprons made my wife a great cook there's one guy in a blue apron cubicle right now that's probably telling you this footage is up right here this already brings it up blue apron change my [ __ ] life I'm there obviously not a sponsor this but they've made a change our family yeah we all start eating dinner together yeah and just having a good time the girls would try things they wouldn't normally try they'd be like is it blue apron we're like yeah like okay we'll try it the fact you're doing this just he's just doing this so he's just getting out the yoke and they're gonna get this mucus part off he walked him to it but it's cool look how yeah how many tries to take me for a [ __ ] Dean Martin user point yeah never saw someone split an egg yolk it was in I don't think I receive wait are you serious you're just dump the whole way in there no now it's looking good I should have done all these ingredients is together I think it's get you up top yeah I think it is I think it's starting to look good it remembers what it was humor thing is what and smells [ __ ] phenomenal am i right yeah yeah get your fingers on really really get him in there what sure no like that you probably hate that part about cooking watch those hands I don't care at all all right so we take this dough we're gonna put it in this thing over here and let it rise you can someone move this for me and I already have no over here all right yeah long beards I wish we had long beers rebo Negus that's it forever hello I have a family now I kept saying I can't I kept using Amish jokes and Europe and I was like I don't even know if they have them no I'm pretty certain I think so that's why the whole point of America oh yeah it's like they were like yeah you guys are lunatics we're gonna kill you and they were like looking over the place yeah takes a woman with a beard to really settle down the country yeah okay how do you tell a woman she needs to shave her upper lip butter sugar cinnamon cinnamon and salt no yeah yeah pinch of salt the whole Apple thing yeah and you use them all soften you've had rising ly small amount of butters I've never had a boy never my god Burt are they good he's unbelievably good people rotor heads yeah taking around the room no one I would have never in my life thought to have an apple further than a fan of our show the ginger ninja brought him into studio one day and unglued turns everyone's world around we have to fight not getting two and their big really gonna fight not getting to whenever I'm there I'm confused at the texture of them cause it says lost that fight every time got your mouth I have a hard time with that when I when I see something good I always want to yeah well we end up scooping up like five when we go in case other people want them and bring them back sometimes those like hey we were in Philly speaking of which you're going to the game tomorrow yes Dan Bradford um when I get doughnuts for my girls that's always good a dozen yeah and I'm and I will not eat doughnuts but man my favorite places in LA kettle glazed donut you draw the line it don't know how you ever hard to know it and no I'm more of a hoagie in the morning guy oh dude I went through a sandwich phase hardcore best sandwiches you ever not one of those was the last time I had my brain around the idea of a sandwich best sandwiches in the world what are they I'm gonna switch over to this burners I mean I from where know like if you had to order if I said hey man this is crazy but I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna make your prediction that that's why if in you if you're in New York what here we go Kim jong-un says hey guys private jet only to fly me over but I need to bring over some sandwiches for the boys and we want to impress them obviously as finalists in a private jet what what sandwiches to bring well it's the marshal you're gonna want to show up what it's the marshal I mean mean Ted its Robin call now best documentary of all time do you think Kim jong-un can say the n-word in front of Dennis Rodman in North Korea yes yeah do you think he has yes whatever Korean I'm not gonna waste my time with the n-word yes I'll say it if it's in a rap song I mean if I say the n-word you're not a word I'm saying it's not going to be flagrant Oh what sandwiches which you're not gonna pick in New York you don't want to need ears were I would say and this is gonna sound like a line but it's true if it's fantastic tuna fish tuna hoagie yeah you're on roll tuna provolone nobody was saying which from which place no he wasn't saying what I'm saying both I'm saying both I want to know the sandwiches good sandwich king in a story of Queen [ __ ] tuna hoagie might be the best thing ever and you just say that baby walk walk so I mean immediately I I would say this is crazy I'm gonna say down the street from where he says place called Andrew and Frank's on 24th Avenue feel free meatball sandwich one day I don't fall seven one eight and it's a chicken cutlet sandwich it's unbelievable what about I had the Knicks in the Nixons great the next Adam Richman said it was his favorite sandwich I went in there with my family and I got like six of them right and there's almost been next it's it's the roasted pork roast with a broccoli rabe and the and the sharp shuttle Valon oh man yeah no no it's in Philly do next so I thought I'm feeling that the sharp provolone roast pork it's always Tony Luke's people would say you have it the Denix is in the Reading Terminal yeah yeah and so all right we're gonna yeah by the truck yeah right by the truck yeah and so all right be the truck I know both of our specials they're stupid Oh stupid I'm gonna put some flour out here and everyone but Jay is gonna help me need this out to a by the way this was all horrible idea I'm gonna make a mess over here I knew your party Bert but I didn't know you did it so boy Jay I'm gonna say this right now we're gonna be best friends forever right all right I want to ask you I mom you say yes okay do any more you got to talk I mean there's more you know there's a lot more to talk about all right so we're gonna take the dough we're just gonna pull it out right and then I'm gonna take this once this is soft I'm gonna pour it in I'm gonna flip it over now here's the interesting part about these woods I didn't know anything about hang on my credit card numbers are in the flour you have to chop it up crisscross and then I'll grab a hunk and then put it over here and let it rest and then we deep-fry it I've never seen seen one of these so I'm hoping I can make it the right way this is like yeah we'll let you know here we'll let you dress Jay will be quite vocal yeah it's sufficient I'm getting hints of yeah cooked apples the flavors and smells [ __ ] great by the way flavors dance near Deer River would I be feeling deer pardons smells like a well feels like fritter do I feel like I'm in Delaware County yeah do I feel like the waters touched the bread so I feel like a 45 year old softball player sounds of Delco you say yes yeah smell like here in three bowling leagues oh yes like what do the Robert Kraft tape take him out they dig it I'm wondering I'm thinking by the time this i pre-ordered it look it's a new [ __ ] red dead I'll make it up to a man about celebrity sex tape emotionally for me it's always gonna be sure it's always gonna be that Pam Anderson Tommy Lee because she was my that's why I was right in the wheelhouse like my favorite like girls no girl crush at the time oh yeah her to release a tape of her just getting drilled by that long thinny he's just yeah that was big Doug big for me and I'm gonna I didn't pre-order it but I went in underage to a gift shop of a strip club to purchase it tell you what young or old don't take your 60 bucks 60 bucks for a VHL buddy it was a big deal when that came out line six it was at $59.99 what year was that that was gonna be China 99 that was probably ain't even like 98 or something yeah I think it's great man I think it's all great mmm it's much better throw more flour on are you doing great though I don't want to step in here by the way I don't know what this doesn't really have the shape your bar bill making your human skin suit or what are your size 45 the door shoulders don't you hurt my dog is precious yeah this is gonna be the tits so welcome back to Buffalo Bill Simmons and we're gonna start with the hardest piece I think is putting a torso piece because these are two different women [Laughter] keep in mind it's gonna be a lot of give-and-take on this car burger oh it's a it's a mobile joint I kind of feel are doing I'll observe wearing put on this Thank You Slipknot masks good right there oh yeah sure just like an old lady's [ __ ] lips I have this little flappy on the one side that looks like a dog's mouth no I'm at the flap side ball [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] sweating already danced with Frank Sinatra Johnny Mathis once if you have sex with one woman from any era this Sheeran five share what share five years I wanna see what she's got 78 I'll give a shout-out right though to Wawa's whole baked goods section steer clear of it my entire life we see you guys there all their old-fashioned gonna top notch if you had the old-fashioned donut yep yes old-fashioned donut Oh old-fashioned donuts are the best do you mind if I take this to a sidebar sure hi Herr's potato chips Oh Stan Souter I was a stranger to you first 30 years of my life and I want to apologize for that it's very brave of you very brave your horseradish and cheddar cheese and when I get your chips it's great I wanted this want this to be good I'd love to do this concept you're laying on me on live house I gotta go away concrete looks like apples apples [ __ ] yeah oh damn it does look good I think they're revolting Christine's asked to go and get ready for work and she's staying she wants to eat yeah fold it this is gonna look very watery yeah toilet paper tube and you know it you ready you take it like this guys it's like this Batman no I wanted to move this but I'll just do it like this good all right we did it I wish I'd let the apples cool yeah you let me film they're gonna burn the [ __ ] out of my hands one so now what you do theoretically is you scoop up a chunk flour your hands scoop it up pack it put it over here and let it sit oh my for coffee versus blowing it's a process alright we're ready alright I'm gonna pack them up and then we're gonna let him sit for a second before we do it so do me a favor scoop me up a hunk and put it my hands yes eyes it should be vagina yeah I think there's some drywall that one in there hot is that the big dog do the whole thing maybe we should make this yeah the whole big one that's the big dog let's go go half so too much right no okay come on dude you gotta believe in yourself first can't the world follows dude in another world Burt you run the best roadside cafe like diner and if you had a [ __ ] greasy spoon place that sold beer I'd be one of those locals that just [ __ ] came in and just drank at night I mean fun as [ __ ] that [ __ ] it'd be nice to you guys both really just steering into your problems people think of two disciplines I don't think they think of skiing and shooting they're desperate alright I'm sweating my ass off just get your hands burned oh yeah and then we're gonna I'm gonna drop those in deep fry them I'll pop them up on here so maybe clean this up a Titch yeah that's good Gordon Ramsay would say that's to clean uh do you watch you watch Gordon Ramsay yes yes - British insults sometimes they're sorry that we've been dumb donkeys all day that's not that's not the way the Bearnaise sauce should look I am an idiot never seen him make a scrambled egg no dude his scrambled egg I made it that way one time it is out of this world what's so great about it it is good eggs all scrambled up here I'll show ya by the way I'm about to destroy the way Gordon Ramsay makes an egg yeah I'm gonna do it right now ten minutes yeah we got ten minutes why not make a score my source any eggs so wait you start with a rag no this is what was the rag in the flavor yeah even use the rag does this cut out for some reason at all okay good okay here's the thing about scrambled eggs okay there's a mini episode this is for patreon this is for my patreon but I'm not certain I'm right about this see your throw the egg up in the air spin around ones like a pan let it smash in the plan like it's like it's what's the place where they do that sir open up your you're supposed to punch into it first of all you butter the pan alright this is how Gordon Ramsay does it this is how I kind of remember him doing it a little bit like a pan drunk in a pub in London other guys like I met Gordon Ramsay last night he talked out of it scrambled eggs yeah and by the way I was drawing I watched in making scrambled eggs so I could be totally wrong this is the important part you need that and then you need a hunk of butter to go in with the eggs keep the eggs cool it's all about not overcooking the eggs and keeping the stirring you see you'll see I'm so excited so we get the pan nice and hot and then you crack the eggs into the pan you want to scramble them into the pan hard to break great well yes so then we put this segment that butter in there and now it's about it's about scrambling the eggs while they cook by the way this is not what his looked like but all who at all seemed then you got to pull it off in temperate keep going off in temperate pull it off and then eleven more eggs for that giant and and then back on and then is that slowing you not overcome No and you want to pull it off intemperate pull it off intent I think you need a British got young in here here and then back on and then back on you don't want it to get too hot you want it to kind of cook slowly who's gonna be the best scrambled eggs you've ever had and then you want to apparently uh [ __ ] [ __ ] alright so longer guys is not gonna be a lot left pull it off and temperate pull it off this is gonna be taking really long if I do it this way maybe you gotta lower the heat lower the heat and there you go just shake it around looking for gold yeah yeah but this is the key taking it off the heat taking off the heat and then bringing it back that's the key to these scrambled eggs get on that roadside diner I would call these prospector eggs yup this is exactly how Gordon Ramsay did sort of many enthusiasts too personal honest you do know you can whack whack up three eggs in a bowl and throw in the microwave for a minute once off the eggs really yeah there we go oh this is exactly didn't it yep you put three eggs in a bowl microwave for a minute jerk off here come off hey check off when you're done eggs are good both you're extremely fast masturbation sessions well this is gonna be the best scrambled eggs you've ever had guys I said cheese scrambled eggs alright some cheese out of there grab some cheese out of their form ramsey loves cheese and his eggs i'm cheese did ya see if we got a little cheese in there there's a little cream cheese to just butter it was butter go huge he's gonna be the best scrambled eggs you've ever had in your life I'm telling you right now we got cheese I think I'll tell you when to hit it with some cheese presses this is the problem of Gordon Ramsay bags are you burn thirty calories just trying to make them okay now jeez oh yeah yeah yeah pull over you one for me I knew you were going in for a hand well now I want some Cooper you don't see a sharpener yeah no stop no need for name-calling dude I love you see what's going on in that pan eggs are scrambling all right I think we're about ready to play them off and play them gentlemen Gordon Ramsay all right guys a little pain scraper all right now hold on little salt yeah a little garnish don't be a jock soup chop still fruit you're a child all right do you think time to beat Rachel I want to act like that don't worry we don't need time Johnny we were waiting patiently o judges wait should we do fork or spoon that's fork we go gentlemen here let me hit with your black pepper okay we're gonna do a no very clever right tell me you think the textures I'm getting are very bright getting a movement on the eggs Jesus like marbled through it oh that is [ __ ] phenom that is so [ __ ] good dude that is so [ __ ] good I'm not gonna lie and I just want to apologize for previous day and for doubting you yeah man just keep saying it's gonna be the best it's all about tempering the eggs so good so if you ever want to make scrambled eggs more difficult you're very [ __ ] good they're really good aren't they you were hoping to fix scrambled eggs more do you think that easy egg dish was too easy okay here we go you guys ready here we go don't start with her first that right there what you're hearing is Pennsylvania's finest gas stations I need a different again man come on they fry for Rachael dresses labels in brown freeze hits were hit Wow that happened quick Rachael we just find the [ __ ] out of this one okay the first one well done I'll take it okay you walked away for us we just Jesus Christ I was like sweet potato pie Oh God looks like the end of outsiders stay golden Ponyboy I want to watch that hat that's insane is not even hot very badly all right I gotta get rid of this thrashing okay we got three ones left we're gonna let this cool down I'm gonna turn it to low so versity campaign yeah I got angry all right there does eat cheese something's burning and you guys are just eating cheese on the side those were good eggs though I'll get anywhere today Lord Ram's and gobs these fritters sip that we've got this cooling I mean in this we put vanilla a little bit of I don't know if water to form a glaze okay that cooked up so [ __ ] quick so funny you're pretty Kruger did I wish I had that that did I have a have a here we go okay ready now we're gonna make the glaze oh sure whoa this glaze is looking honking good already guys it tastes good that's good that was too much water this does look good doesn't it yeah yeah that's the glaze I don't know either between please like Craig glazier from Stanford in Suggs wait the glaze my Barbie moms are there okay that's the glaze should we see if we gonna cook one now yeah let's not glaze this [ __ ] sad one here burn it hasn't he seen enough to hot again [Applause] we should pack your later all right try this yeah okay hold on we're gonna get this one's gonna be pretty good I think yeah yeah okay let's just let's just ballpark this one yeah do you pull a sumbitch out ready oh yeah here doesn't look too bad it's a it's vast improvement I think we're getting better there's a lotion having work yeah absolutely you think the fire is keeping it hot I think I think what is that the temperature so on it's working see ya you ready ready ready yeah now that shit's packed yeah I'm gonna let it brown up and just push it over to this corner a little bit now give her a little flipper ooh okay this one's cooking pretty good this one's cook him pretty good mm-hmm get a little this action going on it okay you just skipped it over to my favorite oh oh this one's gonna be good all right let's get a new plate for this one beat it send those two off to the orphanage you need a paper towel but the government you're going into the system fritters that will general take them I'll foster these god you're such a SAP you fall for every sad story but this krueger's nothing that bad heroin problems this look needs a bus ticket to Buffalo fantastic okay one more all right get that maple syrup sure that one oh this is gonna be good guys this one's gonna be oh just cover up our mistakes with some brought you by sharp cheddar cheese what else that's a fritter right there we go this one's it you ready where's that where's that napkin they you come rid of it action there you go drizzle it I'll try this one though I'm over here look at this one doesn't look bad when you drizzle it no it actually does lilius warned though oh really is a coat of paint I had my own that one's not the Frog all right have some of that one all right I'm gonna turn the heat this off and I'm gonna move it back here so don't catch on fire bring it to sweetie get bring Sam Martin this is Lindsey oil [Applause] [Music] we still [ __ ] - try your fritter Bert [Laughter] that's the one day wanted that we want the wrong here we go Salmonella yeah your uncle Salmonella from this is the one actually either last night I believe in this one temperature we should be cooking at Loyola cuz they were either burnt it seems that nice crispy snap to it then this may be if we let it sit or cook longer you think people can see the smoke give me here it is so [ __ ] smoky look sensual is a little cool like I look like a rock video there yeah you're pulling apart they're like monkey balls meaning they're filled with AIDS I think we can knead and roll these back out again I mean this one isn't even remote I'm pouring sweat I'm so [ __ ] hot I can't breathe there's too much [ __ ] smoke down here we're gonna get sick guys we're gonna make it through this oh okay will someone get me a crush oh [ __ ] stroll down that's an orange crush yeah this one might be the answer oh [ __ ] honking [ __ ] I took we discovered it was already on Coco you know you can eat cookie dough you can I think that's the thing you're not supposed to do that at all I do it all the time as a kid look how strong we basically have just cooked eggs everybody oh this one looks good try this bite is that Patterson as cooked as it's gonna get yeah yeah you gotta stay on the outsides was a couple of loose outside pieces that's yes yeah that's your inside it gets real dicey yeah it looks like it's cream fill you pick apart all I eat the outside center parts just try to pick out it let's cook just like a threesome with a vault with a but that's Soho that Bert I don't know yeah no this one's totally cooked I mean they dripped though you don't know if the drip is the come off your piece yeah something's happening in my body mom cos I feel it happening you go through changes oh I only hope it's diabetes we gotta end this so we can all throw this up Oh sweating so bad how do we end this episode cheers and soon as cheers with some soda we are yeah I got a [ __ ] cc.com slash bonfire to watch all the old clips before we got sick and died she dies I told you should still try other don't tell her just come in and try it see target go ahead want you trying to get big don't do that early there you go does the dough taste cooked right yeah yeah man yeah let's go outside let's go outside everyone the suspense something's burning this is literally episode of something burning under the undercooked Edition let's just flush this egg yolk [Music]

Channel: All Things Comedy

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Keywords: ATC, ALL THINGS COMEDY, bill burr, al madrigal, podcast, atc podcast, all things comedy podcast, bert kreischer, comedy, comedian, comedians, comedy podcast, bert the machine kreischer, cooking with, cooking food, cooking show, food, how to, recipe, do it yourself, diy, how to cook, cook, tutorial, trucos de belize, chef, baking, you suck at cooking, funny, diy activities, diy projects, big jay oakerson, big jay oakerson stand up, david soder, the bonfire

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Length: 56min 43sec (3403 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 22 2019

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[u/Jsnooots]

I can't watch 60 minutes of Bert squealing. He has never made me laugh.

[u/Albino-Buffalo_]

This is what lead me to finally checking out The Bonfire. Soder doing Buffalo Bill had me rolling.

[u/Chestopher83]

I learned how to make scrambled eggs from this episode!

[u/itsYaboyBanksy]

Jays face after he takes the first bite is so fucking funny to me

[u/Braunze_Man]

There's unedited audio of all these on Bert's spotify, they're in between bertcast episodes. Some are really fucking funny. This one was so fuckin funny

[u/ShouldersDayOConnor]

I’ll admit I had the same sentiment as everyone else about not finding Bert that funny via podcast. But I went to see him live last year and he was hilarious. Crackle crackle.

[u/rbz90]

Did Bert tell any of those totally true stories of his?

[u/RasenHell]

Bert is sooooo bad and annoying! Can't watch his trash