Big Feet Equals Big Meat | Is It True? | All Def Comedy

hi my name is ward as we're about to see that's big feet equal bigamy visit you from personal experience I'm going to have to say no bigger does not equal better I've seen a lot seen a lot of big feet but decent size meets that definitely did not know what they were doing I think it's true on occasions I've seen some guys what night and a half we have five and a half meets so I don't really like to follow the size of their shoes anymore met a guy fully Haitian Isaac Lee just it can we do this like just it wouldn't fit and he got baby feet what's bigger is always better not too big though you just need the right amount of big a big foot is like 13 14 I knew those are my legs I actually have seen some little meat that know what they do and that little motion in the ocean thing is legit little meats don't get discouraged okay great so we're gonna have some contestants come out and I'm going to look at their feet and I'm gonna be able to tell maybe by these questions if they have big feet and big meat or not bring on the meat come on down we're talking bigger little dicks okay slow see these toes no no you really are not a foot fetish I used to have a foot fetish until you walked up with these caveman look in I know I have hahahahaha do you have fitted sheets on your bed or you just sleep with a collection what size shoe are you sir then what did you say 10 hat 10 and a half yes do you speak English no do carry a condom in your wallet no god bless you do you wear too much cologne on your first date I mean some planet nope nope you can't change not as they found on the giotto good feeling little dicks do that have you shown a girl your dick yes if she likes like it not sure what surprise she was surprised I don't know if that means it's small or not so that's crazy right now shoe size 15 what 15 and people right this is real yes they have this in the store no do you special order your shoes I do have to special order shoes do you remember all the girls names that you had sex with I do really intimate lover huh have you ever like accidentally lotion your dick while you're like and like you know after you get ready like most not accidental so you did it on purpose eight do you back seat oh no I don't feel about shaving yes but it was just I'll just hand her soaps entire time I didn't you just handed her so yeah the best thing you just in the shower why was it like I was like in the corner I was in the shower don't get me wrong bowels in the back where no water got to me an understanding or soap scent I think so yes are you comfortable yes yes freely do you free ball I have two ball okay the crotch area on your boxers does it smell like pre-cum or no no no it's not like pretty confident when you have sex with a girl right is she moaning or screaming see screaming I wouldn't see me that's fake screams real girls mom where's your shoe size nine and a half do you own ankle socks yes I do grown men should not own ankle socks okay sir when you go to a movie theater like honestly when you're waiting in line do you put one hand on your hip or both hands on your hips both hands okay so I've gotten all my facts I've got all my statistics right here and now I'm about to bring them in and put them in order from biggest to smallest through my facts let's see if I'm right so come on in guys well okay my biggest I'm gonna go with the size 15 shoe mr. Indiana what's your name Phil I go with Phil as my biggest mostly because one he has to order his shoes on line two he's from Indiana and that's like you know that they've been lifting stuff and carrying a lot of stuff and at that farm boy mentality that's that big stuff right there I'm going to have to go with size 10 because he had the most melanin in his board South Carolina in North Carolina it's all the same eats chicken big me my third biggest I'm gonna go with Tanana what's your name Michael I'm gonna go with Michael because he's foreign and doesn't carry condoms it's no English fourth-biggest I'm gonna go with the the ten push your name I'm gonna go with him with the fourth biggest mostly because he doesn't have any pre come on his boxers usually men with bigger penises have pre come on their boxers and last but not least I'm gonna go with the smallest for my friend Marlene here because he can free ball of running in sweatpants well I appreciate you guys for letting me judge your meats so that is my final answer biggest to smallest meat peep to feet peep the meat whatever you want to know okay so that's my final answer and now they're actually going to rearrange in that actual correct order well now I would actually have to ask you guys what is your shoe size so everybody at home can see that I'm not that bad which is 1500 sometimes shoe size actually does matter well alright guys so evidently feet size does matter because all the guys was lined up in feet size and biggest to smallest and it was actually biggest to smallest and their penis size I've learned a lot today go shoe shopping on your first date lady that should be the main thing so don't know no more Cheesecake Factory or Applebee's go to footlocker alright guys thanks for watching today's video please like share and subscribe to all that digital

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Id: 6JHdlAtlVSQ

Length: 8min 6sec (486 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 27 2015