Bfb da pack man in the trap! With Karlous Miller and Clayton English

tony the food is tipping over bro you ain't gonna hold this [ __ ] that long all right just shut it off [Music] [Music] oh he different yeah and he grew up in a two-parent household [Laughter] you know you've been buying all kind of [ __ ] man you oh man you didn't turn into a rap [ __ ] rap [ __ ] all like rap force you ain't ferraris and [ __ ] now hell no that's that's solomon [ __ ] that's solomon [ __ ] too fat for a ferrari man if anything i'll buy like a lamb truck or something you hear me or a scratch like a like a like a rarity truck or something like that no know bro you got an ls swap a mail truck or what oh yeah yeah yeah i gotta i gotta figure it out i gotta figure it out i gotta figure out where to buy one of the [ __ ] at [ __ ] you don't got no direct plug i ain't never thought about it but i'm sure they selling them holes at auction somewhere [Music] driving uh driving uh driving uh well driving a whistling driving uh driving a mail truck is the dangerous thing you can do bro hell yeah [Music] no bro just to set up the setup that's why they be telling people put their seatbelt on bro it's like girl you sit up and it's like everything is on the bottom of you but the only thing that's in front of you is like the wheel kind of in the window so my [ __ ] one and it's not like an average seat in a car you feel it's like you sitting up so it's like my [ __ ] any type of brake any type of fast breaking and then you flying through the window damn man anybody who's been in the mail truck they know like but i used to be doing like 50 60 no seat belt on like [ __ ] it mel isn't man you went hard for the mail man i love the mail bro if i if all else fails you're still [ __ ] with the man yeah that's it but it ain't like it ain't like how y'all i think like every day and then like that's when i when i come off my you know yeah when i come off my i come off the road like if i come back like when i go back to houston then that's when i pick up work like oh okay so you international with this [ __ ] now just to keep the benefits but you can just pop up at the post office and get busy bro believe it or not the post office anybody who know know this [ __ ] like we get our money like the subs get our money because the regulars don't come to [ __ ] work uh you come to work when you want to at the post office that's why just be every [ __ ] win huh [ __ ] let me find out [ __ ] y'all in the most gangster union in america man bro believe it or not the post office bro it's ran by nothing but [ __ ] stop playing i swear to god this is [ __ ] i never knew oh exactly tell me so you're saying like black people are responsible for what percentage would you say black people responsible people [ __ ] and asians my [ __ ] and they ghetto so black people in asians is running the whole mail system bro you see four white people what they doing [ __ ] they delivering mail bro listen this this this this is the main thing bro like real [ __ ] i'm gonna take some real [ __ ] i didn't know that either the most job the the the the job with the most benefits and they pay high [ __ ] working mcdonald's bro don't even know they can go work at the post office for 19 hour 20 an hour [ __ ] go work at taco bells some getting eight dollars nine dollars an hour my [ __ ] if you go fill out an application for the postal service pse that's clerk it's like a clerk the [ __ ] will be up there selling stamps and [ __ ] like that the [ __ ] make like 20 hours you sell steps for 20 hours bro you sell stamps take packages you do that [ __ ] you feel me for 20 dollars people don't know this [ __ ] they rather go work at a factory or something like that bro go work at the post office where my [ __ ] you don't have recruiting for the post office man for real how long you've been [ __ ] with the post office uh i start i gotta go let me tell you i got a glimpse of the post office bro uh some when i was on indeed and i see how much money they make so i'm like damn like legal money i never made that type of money you feel me yeah at the end of the day bro 20 hours ain't work for [ __ ] like you feel me like let's uh realistically hell no [ __ ] be like if you really think about 20 an hour that ain't no [ __ ] money my [ __ ] you could sell ace all day you could sail yeah it's a lamb you could sell ace 40 dookie and make more than that reveal don't tell them [ __ ] that all right that's what's wrong with the streets [ __ ] just trying that too much all right well listen if you want to stay clean legal and make some real money the post office is the way bro they gonna they gonna give you benefits my [ __ ] they yeah it's that it's a government job my name young got to worry about people pulling up on you trying to rob you beat you up and they're going to jail [ __ ] [ __ ] see you [ __ ] real tell y'all to see you in the car you want to murk you today he gonna leave you alone he don't want to go to prison for [ __ ] with no federal employees so bam but yeah the post office is the way man [ __ ] [ __ ] taco bell [ __ ] all that [ __ ] if you wanna if you wanna work there then kudos to you but the post office is the way my [ __ ] they gonna give you that bag they gonna get you they gonna give you the good [ __ ] uh postal bank they're gonna give you order oh bro they don't give this leaves my [ __ ] in if you don't mind not getting paid and just saying [ __ ] your job for the for a month or if you or if you got like multiple hustles if you sell dope on the side if you rob [ __ ] if you sell [ __ ] if you got a boutique if you got if you're a cameraman and you want to take a a month off work you can do that at the post office as soon as they try to fire you all you gotta go do is run and get the [ __ ] uh the union they're getting too much come in and fight for you soon as you call the union they're gonna get scared oh you feel me they talk about fire on me i'm calling you [ __ ] y'all fire ooh operation grilled cheese for real fast real don't call you you know me cuz i run around i gotta get this bag you feel me rapping might not last next year i need to come back hey you been [ __ ] him up with the rap [ __ ] though hold up i'm about to tell him welcome back to the 85 shop yeah you see i'm chilling right come on you see i'm just getting my [ __ ] come on just touched down thanks to my [ __ ] welcome to the trap bro man you have i feel good contact nah man you one of my favorite young [ __ ] coming up in the game man you talk that kind of [ __ ] you always keep a [ __ ] laughing about the welsh as you say so man i wanted to get you in the trap that you know man i'm [ __ ] with it man thank you thank you thank you man how this [ __ ] come about man oh okay so i'm gonna just say this before i go in this uh everybody be thinking like you know it's like funny bars you know because this [ __ ] is fun to certain people but it's real like [ __ ] so how i really got into it like you talk about how i got into a rapper how did i get into this space that i'm in right now grab period i hope you don't do all that [ __ ] you be saying you say some pretty strange [ __ ] sometimes you ever got some hair from a thing that was snagged too don't answer that don't don't answer that i hope you i hope you're in a better spot than you were yeah i'm in a better spot now yeah no yeah [Music] listen to me i have not the last place i'm putting my dick is in a crackhead mouth what the [ __ ] is wrong with you huh how did you groan 38. oh yeah which [ __ ] you mean [Music] never so when you was 20 18 years ago yes what was that that was 2003. yeah he go what bro so that means you grew up in the late 90s so crack was still hitting hard in 2003 listen hold on listen my generation was not [ __ ] cracking that is moving [ __ ] listen that's the last thing you want to do is [ __ ] a crackhead now they got naked in the hood all the time and nobody [ __ ] them okay so so at 16 that was 90 now at no age did i ever [ __ ] lose i don't give a [ __ ] if i was raised in the 60s i ain't [ __ ] nothing different from cocaines and crackheads uh crackheads [ __ ] cocaine i mean baking soda is crack cocaine is dead crack listen first off first off wholeheartedly bro wholeheartedly okay later is still functioning in life that don't mean they're not [ __ ] got a great track record ain't nobody doing ain't nobody homeless in the streets after they didn't [ __ ] with me bro so you know when they went on to be great mothers and [ __ ] answer this question okay so you ain't never seen a crackhead before they was on crack i've seen plenty of crackheads though you know like before and it was fine as a [ __ ] you ain't never seen a [ __ ] that she said in listen listen to me and listen to me closely [ __ ] bro it's a lot of women out here bro that was fine as a [ __ ] before they smoked before they turned into junkies bro facts you got [ __ ] listen bro real [ __ ] no you're not about to come right now [ __ ] you've been in you've been famous for a while you've been doing this for a long time and i ain't never forgotten so you've seen [ __ ] who do cocaine that's badder than all outdoors right in a minute there them are gonna be yeah they're gonna be strung out [ __ ] that's only one out of three [ __ ] that's what what's one out of three the ones that's gonna end up being junkies hell no yes it is one out of three and nine times out of ten i'm not gonna hit that one well so you mean to tell me you never hit a fine [ __ ] that did coke before yeah okay right you said what's the difference that's diet crack my [ __ ] damn you but you said crack you said a thing that was negative that's a [ __ ] smoking the pipe bro listen no that's a [ __ ] that was fine she just smoked crackers she's still flying but she do a little coke at the party sometimes i'm sure she's fine she just smoked crack now but i don't like how you got beat the [ __ ] up no you didn't flip this [ __ ] to make me seem like i'm [ __ ] addicts and [ __ ] now no i didn't keep just making it realistic no you made it sound like we went to the crackhouse and like any crackhead business in there you got ten dollars listen bro he felt exactly what i'm saying don't choose me listen basically what i go basically what i'm saying is everybody can relate so when people say when people be like damn bro you funny like and i'll be like bro thank you but it's just some [ __ ] that you can relate to that's why i was fighting to you yeah it's like you got kids yeah what kid don't give me two minutes stop trying to put some of my [ __ ] off on you girl no that's going too far in your business i'm going to make some more happy so [Music] just like dj mustard was like bro i felt bad i think you you missing the point of being a father you don't have to wait till the money leave the jack gonna jack off oh that kid running around you're a freaky ass [ __ ] man i'm not saying you can't wait until [ __ ] leave you flipping [ __ ] you know nobody would be doing no [ __ ] like that no not like that not like see no you thinking different you are no i'm talking about i'm gonna wait till my baby mama lead the kids leaving all that you feel me cause a [ __ ] wanna jack off if you sometimes a [ __ ] don't want no bait mama [ __ ] oh all right welcome back to the 85 show yeah baby mama [ __ ] is the hot topic today damn man realistically though realistically bro bro listen don't vote for me so i don't like your scenario no [Music] don't put you oh no you [ __ ] me up with your scenario man you keep putting me in aqua there's hot topics i don't know i'm just assuming in life somewhere i don't know what i know about it y'all figured it had to be in this one yeah i didn't it wasn't offered to me i never did it it's all right i don't do drugs you're 38. yeah [Music] that means you live life to the fullest more than me yeah but don't think i was just out here doing drugs and [ __ ] i'm one of the [ __ ] that did this [ __ ] right no unless so you don't even believe in [ __ ] like me who you talking about dude you're the careful old school man [Music] [Applause] [ __ ] was born in 83 so he went different than those 1 95 96 you know what i was doing in 95 i was i was bringing sega games to school and trading them and finger [ __ ] you was born then i was already finger [ __ ] that's what i'm saying you 10 steps ahead you're 20 30 steps ahead i was finger [ __ ] when you was born this how crazy it is bro how [ __ ] crazy it is give or take a few years i could have been in class with like one of your aunties or the lady who could have eventually gave birth to you hell no my mom was running you know 73. ten years older you would have been her little brother though yeah i'm saying like your auntie we would have graduated together yeah yeah 73 yeah 73 you 26 yeah i'm 26 just turned 26 june 2nd how was your song you got to be 13 and [ __ ] oh damn you almost done i might just make one more i can't wait i might i don't know i might do two more drive back real quick he ain't 13 my son t and my son three yeah i got two sons you know your step kid they're your sons yeah yeah you gotta be two but only one i gotta pay child support on that's right well i don't pay child support now they gotta catch me oh okay they're gonna catch you you should spend a lot of time with your free son [Music] you know what that's who love me the most my free song my free son loved me the most man my oldest son he loved me the most yeah oh god it's my baby son i love [ __ ] bad as [ __ ] cause he know how much you paying and he just heard you say you ain't paying man for sure for sure hey man that [ __ ] changed you though man being a father out here make your hustle shark yeah yeah make it so you can't relax all right you got kids too just are you fresh in the game yeah oh wait okay wait just i can't i'm gonna check back with you two you're gonna have some more man i want a girl man yeah but i wanted to have my shape [Music] you're a good father already man for real like a girl with this shape that's [ __ ] up you know how many girls i had to get her bbl at seven that's [ __ ] up girl a lot of ladies with that [ __ ] man for real but do you want them i'm just saying it's a lot of ladies with that shape my own saying i like how you dying stuff you phenomenal with this [ __ ] man i've been in the game for a little minute i'm just saying that's their type i don't want to step on nobody else's blessing by you know settling for something that they really want all right i'm trying to step out the way of somebody else's blessing you know what about you what about you what's that care if they literally put the boobs in my face yeah and that [ __ ] been getting a lot of burden on on this on the social media the little titty women stepped up and represented yeah bro i'm all about that you feel me i'm i'm pro-self you feel me yeah i mean yeah they're not rubbing titties sometimes they get they just tits teddy balls the little boobies you know and one thing about a little titty [ __ ] i swear to god they'll take they they take they bro i don't even know why they wear it bro they will pull them little titties out anywhere i want them and hop on top of you with the [ __ ] you gotta lean all the way up to suck them up right [ __ ] like trying to pull a nail at the wall [Music] but you know i like saggy titties too little titties and big titties do the exact same [ __ ] sagittarius like they like i feel like them the taters departed too much just been everywhere and done everything and we had spring break again [Music] all-star weekend again the second year at the club again i feel like them titties haven't been too many places whip about too fast you said my favorite type of titty okay bet it ain't got [ __ ] to do with sass you know them titties that when she walked with no brown they wiggled like the whole titty wiggle yeah that was my favorite kind of thing for real fast that is that's before they get saggy okay way to be insane just another one of my favorite candidates the candidates that's bigger than you expected them to be fast like bitching you know you had these under there yeah yeah all right another one them big ass firm gospel titties like gospel single titties like yeah with a big area like when she take the bra they still hard and firm them like court titties like she work in the court system [Music] okay i got another excuse for him you know a [ __ ] inbox me with them type of titties she said uh can i give you a black eye when you come to atlanta yeah swear to god oh my mama bro i will show you but i don't know sent to my dm real [ __ ] do real things bro and i told you i'm not the type of [ __ ] stepping in the middle and nobody's blessed for sure right sure little big titties for sure a little bit a little big titties i really dig them chicks who got bigger titties off work than they do at work their uniform suppressed right a uniform keep it packed there you ain't know that if she got ass in the uniform she got ass ass don't she or she had some sweatpants right like if you can see the ass out the like stealing the sweatshirt right yeah same thing with titties if she got titties in that tight ass work top right you know that little button up they give everybody [Music] [ __ ] you see i like them look i like them titties that don't slip out the shirt like they discipline like this you always think they bout to pop out but they tend to be like oh no no [ __ ] with that train all right you ever noticed like when a little titty slip out don't nobody really like sexualize it like hey ma'am you did it like if it's small but if a big teddy pop out of everybody like girl what about fake titties they cover little kids eyes oh my god i put fake titties and breast reduction titties in the same time just by the action there is cause it's like have you ever sucked a breast reduction titty a fake titty and then a real titty what's the difference i feel like you can feel the greatness that the breast reduction titty used to be it's just for the [ __ ] which titty though like the regular city i'm saying like the br that's just the breast reduction titty i feel like it was like like i feel like the titties were like man you should have been here bro it was crazy i mean we used to be lit yeah i feel like that's like i said that's the teddy that was in the street doing way too much like them teddy's got a story to tell like hey don't be like me bro it's something about breast reduction titties and then the fake teeth to be like it's like the nipple just be on top of the [ __ ] right it's like the fake titty like hey bro you're stupid this is not even a titty for me that's what it is and then when that sucker real titty i hear anita baker playing in my head for real same old love i want the same that's all i especially if the teddy brown skin man oh god the nipples get harder than when you leave out cake right right oh god almost there but i swear when i see a titty that's all i think of that [ __ ] neither baker you need a lot of clubbing no it's just that sound that song just so beautiful in your life like from from when you were young i mean anybody who was around for the 99 to 2000 would tell you that was a whole nother experience and you was four you were getting good at [Music] so you sucked the musty tv before oh man yeah i put that in my top 30. come on man not my top there's nothing high up on the list but they definitely will get drafted in the first round daytona right black college reunion bcr mustang 0-1 who are you from i'm from here but i went to school with my family i went to the family mustang teddy you sucked no one out sun all day sweating walking back and forth that's a muscular pity right there yeah the powder was the first hour you feel like it's stuck to the roof of your mouth man it was kind of good though it tastes like a ritz cracker if you just suck the salt off a rich cracker yeah i know the feeling yeah yeah you're like you're pissing a [ __ ] nick after that right yeah you didn't sucked off working before it ain't gonna kill you but you know they're like ah but what you once you get busy today you ever lick the [ __ ] [ __ ] wipe it off you good that's the crazy part you got a kisser just to let you know yeah [ __ ] that's what you taste like 99 2 000 was different man [ __ ] was going to the club going straight to the house [ __ ] like wouldn't it was just straight from the house to the bed they're [ __ ] there there's no baby wipe or nothing no [ __ ] after the club [ __ ] that's that twain yeah and what i'm telling you twang [ __ ] better than regular like it don't stink but it's like you could tell somebody been [ __ ] like yeah that's that though it's a different style hold on wait a minute that did not stink brother light skin [ __ ] think it stinks that little must it's it's time to act like it's it's an assault on the nose it ain't bad but it let you know you're like oh we in this [ __ ] i don't think you can count that because if it's like after the [ __ ] like in the room are you the club you can't say that like i'm saying like in the room after some [ __ ] because you're just like you're gonna throw like that's two people like if it was just like if you walked in and she was playing with a puzzle you'd be like [Music] like you wouldn't be offended by the smell yeah playing with that puzzle some [ __ ] activity took place yeah that's that's that's a little like the authentic [ __ ] smell like you know like the natural smell that's that's we call that the teaspoon of muss right when you just be like you can't stop yeah cause for real it'll stick to you the first time you found out what it really smelled like yes i was in disbelief right i was in disbelief because first i was bamboozled right a [ __ ] sprayed some [ __ ] down there and i'm like fruity i'm like hell no then i got the real [ __ ] i'm like miss what the [ __ ] is this what's that and then as i got old as i became a veteran i learned that you got all types of [ __ ] but the [ __ ] [ __ ] like the clean [ __ ] right it's the [ __ ] smell right and then and that smell is undetectable it's just [ __ ] and then i got this girl on my facebook talking about something yeah [ __ ] don't got no smell [ __ ] i'm like shut up you're a girl you know exactly what your coochie smell like if the [ __ ] smell too clean mean ain't no nutrients in facts in the [ __ ] fresh off antibiotics [ __ ] that ain't your wreck that ain't cat all right they try to blame that smell or everything that's antibiotics [ __ ] why are you army for real [ __ ] what's going she trying to get that [ __ ] dick yeah i know what real [ __ ] smell like it's just like when you're buying some reefer you just be like hold on hold on yeah yeah i [ __ ] with that yeah that's what [ __ ] supposed to smell like like a good bag of weed no forever for her for us so listen what was the wildest thing that y'all think because you're a comedian too right y'all spend a lot of time in l.a y'all have spent a lot of time at like you know you should live in there uh what was the why you fur what was the wildest thing you've seen in l.a [Music] so that means you got three of us to tell i don't know it's just it's just it is something you got one good one it should look good when you're moving fast when that [ __ ] slowed down i'm a transsexual wasn't living that goddamn fast why do you think we even did the worst [ __ ] in the world but you wouldn't know first of all you didn't get me [ __ ] crackheads and [ __ ] bro don't be don't don't mess nobody up with nothing the nine-nine to two thousand zing when you get big 18. no she wasn't big ain't yet then she was still big fan this was before them kids she your big at we knew the [ __ ] tonya good big sucking ass tanya bruh she was pregnant when we was in the 12th grade she wasn't being angry yet i knew her when she was out here for real she's a little sister she wasn't even all the way outside yet because they mama tried to keep her in the house because the oldest two was the biggest hoes in the neighborhood she the baby girl played piano in the church she started [ __ ] later on in life so you mean tell me that i caught her when she was big auntie you caught her when she was big auntie you her young [ __ ] that didn't hurt we never wanted her hold on wait how you gonna put the [ __ ] off on me cause you said when you got it she was being auntie no no no no no i said was you you ain't never hit big eight to your ass when i hit her she wasn't big ain't t is what i'm telling you she was just a little [ __ ] down the street then but i was saying why why why you gotta put her up for me like you her young [ __ ] because you no those memories that she had before she got big i knew what it is you know her in another life first listen she said almost maybe saying something on this camera bro he is bugging okay you hit a lady that was about 38 before my oldest i hit was like 32. so you ain't even got to my class of [ __ ] yet i'm telling you bro you don't know what listen all right let's call it you just told me you don't hit all the [ __ ] we know you you hear from 25 to 29. i'm telling you bro the business who was 38 now those are the bits i went to high school with we got the first shot of that puzzle we're the ones who brought them out okay so by the time you didn't got it that's 20 years ago that that [ __ ] been out in this street not much [ __ ] that happened to us since then you want to talk to the [ __ ] who knew the original blueprint she used to be like that [Music] no way you're starting to make a lot of sense i'll never get on here and make up no bunch of [ __ ] [Music] you'll stop giving a [ __ ] about a lot of this [ __ ] the only thing you'll be focused on is you'll be like as long as it's healthy can't worry about what that person was doing before you got there as long as she like if she even considered you you need to start caring my help yes because i know for a fact some of these puzzles contain your worst nightmares you know that [ __ ] that the ghostbusters throw on the floor and suck the [ __ ] ghost up here and those are that's the same concept as the [ __ ] some of them hoes will release some evil spirits into your body that you will never get over you won't even [ __ ] with donuts no more after this [ __ ] okay you want to lose weight i'm telling you i know [ __ ] that'll stress all that weight off you don't eat that spaghetti you god damn right keep [ __ ] everything you let [ __ ] make you spaghetti hell no i don't even eat spaghetti bro tell you the truth you wouldn't even believe it i don't eat chicken i do believe i don't eat beef this is pork you making up no don't try to get don't avoid this conversation about even [ __ ] out here telling you i'm scared of this [ __ ] he mentioned bro y'all is kevin i lost my damn hat because these [ __ ] cause you're trying to dance [Applause] i'm one of the realest [ __ ] in the rap game bro in the rap game in the rap games hey man facts wholeheartedly if they know me if they know me if anybody know me they're gonna be like bro that [ __ ] man like showing you the best [ __ ] best [ __ ] madden being the richest [ __ ] in the rap game all you gotta do is be real at all they'd be lying you could easily what i'm saying you could easily contest i heard but you guys that's what i'm saying you're watching these stories if you know what you put in your reps what happened the wildest [ __ ] was that happened in l.a i don't really rather [ __ ] that happened since you got famous oh let you go first i mean no no no not with the question that i asked you i'm gonna go after i'm gonna tell you so your question was the wildest [ __ ] i've seen yeah uh probably [ __ ] around um seeing bad boys premiere and shoot everybody and their mom at that [ __ ] [ __ ] my bad boys bad boys three yeah they had the premiere out there right up the street from where i was staying pulled up to that [ __ ] seeing everybody singing idols everybody everybody gotta work out that [ __ ] like it was just good to see [ __ ] like i was like oh it made me feel like i was supposed to be there but you mean wild [ __ ] like you won't kiss something but no that's that's genius bro cause bro i can imagine that [ __ ] bro bad boys classic everybody was waiting on that we waiting on four come on they just had me back i smoked at the party they might not hire me back there they're gonna hire you back yeah i was probably gonna pray on that don't pray on that that's why they hired you though i did it at the end they were like come on cleveland somebody broke that [ __ ] never happened since um gay man bro they hit on gay men are super aggressive bro and this is what you wanted to get no no that's the wildest [ __ ] they hitting on you like that it's gotta be something wilder than that bro what else happened oh no let them let him gotta be something better than that i'm sure something more [ __ ] that ain't wild to you like bro number one ain't [ __ ] nothing bro i've been a whole relationship with you but this whatever something else happened was snoop ain't smoking with you i don't mean smoke i'm just saying like you ain't get drunk you get drunk with nobody man oh [ __ ] bro you ain't go over everybody else or nothing yeah damn yeah who you working with been in something else happened bro you ain't go over uh jamie foxx barbecue you know you you know the game come on bro something else happened i know some [ __ ] happened what happened bro you did some [ __ ] y'all said don't know what i'm saying like you know like jack harlow don't think you don't know [Music] what are you saying i know this [ __ ] fool what did he do i i don't know if he knew who i was or what but that [ __ ] walked up to me like what's up holmes he knew then i'm like damn [ __ ] we went [ __ ] we were serving to your [ __ ] like [ __ ] who you serving out of the house with 100 hoes in that [ __ ] which one y'all trapping too what you really was like my song was like all that [ __ ] gucci salsa that was like the one that was like damn uh yeah yeah yeah i knew it i knew it that was like that was the most extreme hell yeah it seemed crazy oh bruh l.a bruh in l.a but this [ __ ] so crazy [ __ ] this [ __ ] so crazy all right check this out one night i was at the comedy store did a great [ __ ] performance so everybody's like hey we're going to mel's dining we're going to mails so we all in that [ __ ] we're about a hundred degrees it's all types of [ __ ] like a whole lot of bt celebrities and [ __ ] you know [ __ ] who be in the movies you know them them be list movies and [ __ ] about [ __ ] who was like childhood stars and [ __ ] yeah like [ __ ] who's been great supporting cass like who i'm just saying i mean you like some good [ __ ] even if i said they named me ain't gonna know i'm jason smith type [ __ ] you know but look it's a whole bunch of [ __ ] in there rappers and [ __ ] [ __ ] who made the beat oh you know little half dead the one who [ __ ] on the floor so he would mess up the bed he was going to come but he didn't snoop had put him in the ground he sing the hook i don't want anybody to get that's him he ain't supposed to come i don't know if he was dead or but like hold on wait so that's a real person yeah that's his name little half dead he sing the hooks he's a singer but he's a gangster though for real that's him yeah bro i heard him in a snoop rap talking about the end of the story i wonder is that a real person [ __ ] no you can follow him on instagram his little half dead i [ __ ] her on the floor so i would mess up my bed did a little hap did put his dick on her head that's him yeah so like i was saying so we all in mel's diner right and then like this [ __ ] cat williams just walk in and look around pay for everybody food and left crazy [ __ ] i don't know how he knew he was there because he just showed up paid for everybody food didn't even eat [ __ ] lazy that's the same day that i was riding around in the convertible [ __ ] and i was at a light with nobody around this is crazy [ __ ] nobody ran [ __ ] homeless dude looked at me started taking a [ __ ] right there [Laughter] but he looking at me like to make sure i'm not looking at him yo that's a wild no you will see that you will see that they [ __ ] on the ground now homeless people have two-story structures and i'd be scared to piss outside because i might get ticketed i don't know exactly the location of this restaurant but they got this great fish restaurant that's like down on skid row it's kind of like in the middle now now it's like this fish market place here no it's in that lake it's just fish market place it's like six no it's [ __ ] the fish is amazing 60 blocks long [ __ ] yeah crack here i'm gonna find the name of it but it's dope everyday living in tents whole bunch of homeless [ __ ] all right you went down there great ass fish restaurant yeah it was great it was terrible it was so la somebody should help these people get away from me [ __ ] like that it's cold [ __ ] the world cold man okay i can't save everybody i picked my favorite homeless person and did what i saw fit what you do you can't eat it bro hey the [ __ ] who was singing sam cook guess what they always gonna get something not just about to be out here with no talent it's really talented [ __ ] out here and they doing they performing and all you hey man do something do something you're gonna let this [ __ ] out energize you that's what i'm giving him damn so what you gonna do after you feel me because you basically you having a talent show so whoever the winner is no i'm basically saying this like you've been out here all day and you've been seeing who been getting money you ain't came up with your [ __ ] yet that's how the crate challenge started right that's how they should start damn y'all [ __ ] got [ __ ] got information bro bro what you need to know girl you 20 we trying to save you sometimes that what i'm saying i'm listening right let me tell you this bro i don't know if nobody told you this but if she don't do you first she's not gonna do you it's a game okay people don't know what the [ __ ] that mean i'm saying like this and you about to eat i got you i got you i got you see what i'm saying don't get lost all right i think that's cap though it ain't it ain't cause if you eat the [ __ ] right she gonna be and that's the don't nobody want no lazy head trust me man you put lazy head on top of not really wanting to do it you really about to feel some teeth that's what's next getting revved up yeah okay yeah though yeah all right so about this old school man all right what you thinking i got [ __ ] i got i got 50 for you cash what you mean thousand you take you talking about like you trying to buy some [ __ ] from me that cost more than 50. but 50 is supposed to excite me what are you talking about chris are you saying 50 what do you mean 50 000. this is a little fat homie discount you said you was trying to help me so i'm supposed to lose 50 and take 50. no you supposed to take 50 and just be like man i did a good job for that little [ __ ] man he gonna beat something one day [ __ ] you already something you got two careers you're a [ __ ] rapper and a successful mailman those [ __ ] trust you with all type of information that's true and you're a [ __ ] kingpin on the side the whole winner scam the whole song whoa whoa came you did that you rapped about over 100 million people know the lyrics to that song bro listen don't [ __ ] act like i'm in like no you said this no hold on wait i wear glasses bro [ __ ] that's best to me i sell no type of drugs i rap i take care of my kids i don't even drink soda i do i don't even go outside oh so i drink soda so i'm a bad person and i go out no no you no no drug dealers drink soda i don't drink soda is that what you heard [ __ ] that's factual you wrote that song this [ __ ] that soul before look at him look how he drink that [ __ ] he sucked the bottle he like is you drinking like a look at you yeah he sold a lot of kilos in his name that's you bro she came to america with dope and her stomach man that girl risked that life to [ __ ] with you man listen you did that on my own i was poor as hell when i made that song what are you talking about but you had [ __ ] coming from columbia with dopamine no bro you from michigan y'all do [ __ ] like that man michigan are hustling that state the meeting i wasn't hustling though i was bro i was [ __ ] up out here yeah yeah you was [ __ ] up i was [ __ ] i was so [ __ ] up that i had to sell plasma if my [ __ ] say bless you you sneezed you could have her that when i said oh you forgot that well i'm just saying like what i'm saying all right man you already said you was looking for a hooker you're trying to be in a relationship with a hooker no bro i just wanna i just want a [ __ ] that's a hoe put that on the t-shirt that's the song i want to do with you i just want a [ __ ] that's a hoe i just want a [ __ ] that's a hoe yeah i just want a [ __ ] that's a hoe that [ __ ] gonna go we'll do the edm version too yeah for real good dj kurnish to do that yeah yeah we get one of these young hungry angry female rappers to get on that that's right up her alley you got that word play too one of them chicks who you just can't [ __ ] her okay i don't wanna [ __ ] it okay my [ __ ] is so cold oh you in the right shape man why you gotta be talking like this you know relationship look bruh what difference do we make you came here to demolish me no idea hey i know that that's all it was gonna take for this conversation to go right you would say we were talking about like what church are you attending these days my brother man this thing you want to keep it there my bad girl girlfriend like she laughed at your lyrics like real talk i mean no disrespect she'd be looking at me like what the [ __ ] you got me listening to i ain't no i did not know you don't give a [ __ ] for real no you got to respect what [ __ ] got going on bro that's how [ __ ] get [ __ ] up bro you can't [ __ ] this up no no i'm saying that's how [ __ ] get [ __ ] up but i'm not the typical [ __ ] so you ain't gonna [ __ ] me up never okay if anything i'm gonna put you on to a network and we're gonna get some bread okay right now i'm just saying if a [ __ ] try to [ __ ] up what you got going on if a [ __ ] say the wrong thing number check this ain't gonna correct a man it ain't none that [ __ ] can say the [ __ ] up nothing i'm doing i don't build nothing that's fragile like that cause i've already said [ __ ] that's worse nobody can come over here and say some more [ __ ] up [ __ ] than me i've been doing this [ __ ] for like seven years you know how much [ __ ] up [ __ ] i just said seven years damn i thought yeah i thought you had like 20 years in this you make this [ __ ] look this podcast [ __ ] for like seven oh okay yeah okay okay you phenomenal with this [ __ ] what the podcast [ __ ] just do the same you float through life easy yeah that's how i do it i've seen all the cars i never had about 20 cars i said yeah that [ __ ] sell kilos on the side no it don't it's joke it's all joke money it's not joke money i promise you joke money it's not this good no you have to do a lot of it you have to have a podcast you got to be on tour you have to be funny when you wake up there's so much pressure there's too many so you got them 20 cars because i'm hustling and them 20 houses what the [ __ ] we told you about where you getting this [ __ ] from from telling jokes yeah i don't have 20 houses don't be ham don't be telling people [ __ ] like that my bad you're right the irs here started monitoring six hundred you see nine six hundred dollars yeah i know i'm about to go take some [ __ ] out you go i'm about to go get me six hundred dollars out the bank six hundred dollars ah damn the dope boy i said man y'all but they already know who been taking out more than 600 come on bro i'm going to get all my money you think them people ain't going to keep up with that [ __ ] that they the ones who got to insure your money if something happened to you come on man this [ __ ] not new by the time you come outside like you hear better then it's already in play oh god just say this [ __ ] to cause mass hysteria cause i remember i saw like 10 features like five six and that [ __ ] was just too much to walk through the uh airport yeah because it felt like they couldn't twenties they couldn't took yeah like some [ __ ] like that so i went to the bank i'm like yeah let me get oh honey something came with like 48 or some [ __ ] like that and i was like yeah they like yeah you got to fill out some papers i'm like wow i'm only switching out money they like no we gotta report this to the ira they don't know i thought you gotta report it if you if you get if you put it in your bank not if i switch it out no anything when if you go in that [ __ ] with a lot of money they go but you know they got to go get the manager when you asked for it no that's what happened a lady came in was like yeah like you got to fill this out and next time you got to call us cause we don't got all these hundred dollars on i'm like my baby i didn't know i was coming to make this money here [ __ ] [ __ ] trying to buy feet that's the thing about growing up in the hood you think they got a lot of [ __ ] money at the bank you come in there and do some [ __ ] like that they might have to close at 2 30. man we got we got nothing left we now when you go [ __ ] with the white people bank and the white man come down and say how are you doing today that's where the money is the bank got upstairs running out of [ __ ] you shouldn't know some of these banks is just they ghetto is they like the taco bell of banks and [ __ ] some of these [ __ ] you're just supposed to have an accountant just for the convenience of their locations but as an institution they are [ __ ] terrible they ran by regular ass people you don't have to do nothing and the people who really run these [ __ ] they already they already stole what they need from you and they gonna charge you every time you [ __ ] up and use their little cards they got they gonna get money and they gonna get the insurance money from the people that it's a whole bunch of schemes and [ __ ] man [Music] it's america though you gotta play the game the way they playing it and you can't change it and you're complaining about it only puts you further behind if you had a hundred billion dollars what country would you live in america this is the best country in the world to be rich in hey people don't that's what i'm telling you man you better start paying attention to what white people doing in this [ __ ] this [ __ ] is great especially you got a hundred billion dollars [ __ ] you don't even know the type of fun you can have in this [ __ ] you get a hundred billion dollars they probably got a professional [ __ ] to just wake up and tickle you every like when you ready to wake up you just be over your bed tickling your body at the pace where it always makes you laugh pleasantly you know what your food tastes like when you eat when you got 100 billion your eggs is always fluffy [ __ ] for sure you ain't never even had a real pizza before until you start eating this [ __ ] the people you gotta stay in one place why got 100 billion right it's a place but but i felt that what you said though because there ain't no ain't no place like america bro it ain't like this is the most in the world like america where whatever the [ __ ] and you know what's gonna happen america's gonna come and bully you they're gonna blow that [ __ ] up for real you're a good threat bullies bring you mother honey i'm you can get hot french fries at three o'clock in the morning i got this [ __ ] they got no you don't yeah a hundred billion it is affordable a hundred billion don't know you think you can [ __ ] with america nope i'm gonna understand say it that that you got a hundred billion and you're gonna go up against [ __ ] who is trillions deep hey oh china money like i do call china and be like hey man what y'all trying to do yeah call china they're gonna blow your ass up just for being on the phone with them they're not even coming that's just gonna be a little mosquito come through no i'm not i know i'm not buying a nuke that's too much money for a [ __ ] yeah 100 billion i'm good are you good on 100 bills you're straight on that you wouldn't want it that's a lonely ass life hey man damn you don't think this life lonely that's the thing about it bro you gotta be broken friend hell yeah yeah you got to bro i only been bro i got money bro i got money last year bro i'm down to [ __ ] three friends four friends bro three you gonna lose two of them the money bro this rap [ __ ] this famous [ __ ] is getting weird but it is weird it ain't gonna get weird this is weird yeah cause you meet a lot of weird ass people that you would have never met if you would have stayed anonymous [ __ ] that not even that the people that's around that thinking you thought loves you this is going to be your dog for the rest of your life you gotta know this motherfucker's in second grade that [ __ ] don't mean [ __ ] i'm learning that they don't [ __ ] gonna they're gonna jump out the window when they get ready they might not or you can't do something it might even be where the number is you can't do this for me no i can't i'm busy yeah oh daddy yo mama talking to you like you ain't [ __ ] when you tell them no like damn you don't know what if i what if i'm over my spirit limit for the month it don't matter just when you say no you could have did that [ __ ] 100 times and as soon as you say no you ain't never did [ __ ] for nobody man and you're selfish man you care about yourself and if i would have had that i would have been caught you know you got you you got this this and this i figured you could no you bought that car [ __ ] you know what i had to sacrifice here yeah sometimes you just got to look at your broke ass family like look you [ __ ] had your chance y'all were here before i was born it's five generations of grown people and all you [ __ ] was broke what the [ __ ] was y'all doing y'all ain't even trying to make no hits before i got here untalented [ __ ] get out of my face that's when your uncle who only worth seventeen hundred dollars look you right in your face and say oh you think you big [ __ ] huh you think you so you think that you got a little money you can come around here and talk to people any way you want to give me that money back i gave you now i didn't say you couldn't and that baby sleep back then watch how you raising your voice [ __ ] it money change people man especially when it's not their money man your money bothers people and you know what you know it's the craziest thing well i don't have any money [ __ ] the craziest thing about this life is [ __ ] who never had no money try to tell you what you do what to do with you that's why they don't have none not only did they [ __ ] they money up they looking for somebody else [ __ ] the [ __ ] up man all you gotta do is that what you did because i i won't be doing that you can't trust that right all you got to do anytime a [ __ ] say that [ __ ] all you got to do is you know how many times i've done this and there's a lot of people out here who don't even have as much money as you think they do man once you find out what people think is a lot of money and tell you everything well what's a lot to you when you hear you'll be like a [ __ ] think a million dollars a lot [ __ ] that ain't even enough like a house you got to get a million dollars [ __ ] you got to get a million just to get the first round of [ __ ] that you always wanted mm-hmm you got to shoot you didn't spend a minute well over a minute bro everybody yeah regular people right now a million dollars is 600 000 in reality 400 000 after taxes when they got a house in houston a nice house cost 330 000. you [ __ ] up after that what you gonna do yeah i don't know i wouldn't buy that house anyway because it's too close to somebody i'm not spending that much money to live next door to a [ __ ] i just refuse to do that when you spend three hundred thousand dollars you're supposed to be able to walk outside butt ass [ __ ] and stand in your yard and look at butterflies at five in the morning damn when you spend 300 000 yeah who are you living at i live in georgia somewhere oh [ __ ] i'm over here you want to buy some [ __ ] like that you moved to houston already yeah i've been living in houston oh before i blew up stay out there it's a bunch of thick fine ass women out there they ain't got attacks right here so we got uh state state check yeah just this is dope what the [ __ ] what are you okay playing tetris monday y'all got um y'all got state tax here yeah oh yeah i'm staying my [ __ ] that's what i was saying i might [ __ ] around and have to give me a studio or something out there i just love houston i just feel like it's hard to have a bad day around that [ __ ] use some fun biggest [ __ ] most fun for so long what made you go to houston pistol and drug case oh [ __ ] why everybody go flying right here piss through the drug case i was just like [ __ ] go down here start over yeah feel me throwing some glasses that's what nobody know me started dressing like a bum like [ __ ] i'm gonna take this music [ __ ] seriously how did that help it helped because for one ain't got nobody here impressed i ain't got to buy clothes and then i could walk around swimming trunks on white tees and that's what i did to my first 500 g's [Applause] so what i would do is i'd take the postal money you feel me buy my kids whatever they need um pay my rent pay my car no give my girl a little cheese and then the rest of it gonna try to slap that it didn't give my girl a little cheese yeah that's not a prayer that's so nice and then she just invested this investor investor wrestling rap like no clothes no nothing if you watch my early videos bro i was dressed funny as [ __ ] yeah like dressed in jc penny hookups and [ __ ] and white tees [ __ ] hiv t-shirt yeah that that cause [ __ ] five dollars to make 25 altogether and flip-flops around the north side ghetto bro in the northside ghetto soldier i was in five dollar walmart flip-flops right that's some real north side ghetto soldier [ __ ] though like what else would he be wearing like air force one yeah but but i mean look at the [ __ ] it paid off man not for real for a dude and that's why i be trying to tell [ __ ] like like bro like you gotta you gotta put the money you gotta put money into this [ __ ] like for real yeah [ __ ] all that being fred bro if you look at all the look at all the [ __ ] beginning bro they went fresh like bobby schmurder when he threw his hat up and it was in [ __ ] white tea and something yeah cause that's what we're not seeing that [ __ ] threw that head to somebody they called it [ __ ] we might have to alright bobby's back so yeah that's that that's what it takes though man you got a grind cash money record came out with [ __ ] your bulls in the white tee come on three bucks 289 damn soldiers his soldier boy wrote his name on his glasses turned the [ __ ] to some gucci white out got a manifest man you gotta start somewhere as long as you got a vision and a plane it's hard to be the man with a plan for sure i started this [ __ ] with a dollar and a dream still got the same dollar but the dream cost more than that we got a dollar in the frame no it's just i got some mo money and the dollar is in there in the middle very very breaking case of remember yeah i keep every monday every piece of money i ever had like mr krabs then here we are the original dollar so what made you move to atlanta and what made you move back from l.a i'm not back technically i just be here this is all the work here right now the whole pandemic everything was closed out there i was shooting [ __ ] here what made me move here oh god my dad always lived here so i used to always come here oh he was back and forth yeah i always came i've been coming to atlanta since like 91. damn so you was here before everybody was in this [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah you probably seen this [ __ ] go from from the hood to gentrification like a [ __ ] huh man it ain't necessarily that i was here for all that but you definitely can see how much the city just been changed since [ __ ] what maybe oh since big meat went to jail he says oh five hell yeah five [ __ ] just swapped all the way over man that's how you that's how big of an impact that the bmf had when them [ __ ] was outside the whole goddamn city was rich every club was doing businesses them [ __ ] took that that was really the heart of the black economy in seven major cities you saw somebody that worked at valet and now they own the club [ __ ] that's how much money he made the whole [ __ ] landscape of night life changed when big meech went to jail he was doing money with the band on them yeah it wasn't popping paying they throwing the whole like they trying to knock [ __ ] off balance right these [ __ ] usually go in the club with a [ __ ] duffel bag full of money to throw at strippers and nobody ever stole a dollar can you imagine that i'm talking about money like this big honest and [ __ ] it was crazy bro it was really offensive you just made i've seen a lot of [ __ ] leave the club sad they made [ __ ] leave some time they would throw so much money on people it was just like this is obscene they'll pay you to leave the strippers start crying and [ __ ] man i've seen stories about rappers coming in there trying to buy bottles and they're like yeah the bmf [ __ ] bought them all and he like how the [ __ ] did he buy more he ain't even [ __ ] here it's early in the day hey bob why he ain't even here yeah he did it's dope that's why i say man i think i think if i was born in the 70s or 80s my mom would have said i would have i wouldn't have made it that i wouldn't i would have been dead or in prison because i would have been rich than the [ __ ] i would have been outside real hell yeah i always say that like bro i would have been outside i would have had so if you was out here in the 80s you would have been out here doing what man i would have man i would have had seven spots one crack slapping so if you was out here in the 70s what would you be selling heroin nah coke oh damn this is uh you know every decade something else i would have had something else but it would have been like i would have been a pimp he wouldn't go from narcotics to [ __ ] yeah i don't see you having the focus to do either one of these things i don't think you got you either pimping or pandering you can't be [ __ ] selling [ __ ] and powder no i would have switched over in the 80s uh back when they caught that [ __ ] ready right the first one would have got you [ __ ] up because the moment one of them prostitutes got mad at you that's what they're gonna yell out right in front of the public and he got drugs in the car [ __ ] him i wouldn't have been doing two at the same time my drug dealer boyfriend tried to pimp me and he hit me in my eye and he got dope at the house 20 years half a key the new crack laws were coming out every week in the 80s mm-hmm the crack of water hit to the 90s my big homie them got caught up in the crack law i've seen a lot of dudes down there was every one of my shows [ __ ] had got out because obama changed one of the correct laws or something so it worked in his favor that [ __ ] was supposed to do a whole bunch of times yeah my big homie i was getting like 15 20. cooking them off some crack laws a little bit of crack yeah you know who really got [ __ ] in them cracked logs the crackheads who used to like go in the house and get the crack and come back some of them [ __ ] got so many cell charges and possession charges and these [ __ ] they went in there and got three rocks and got charged like they were you got a life sentence with three rocks damn i never heard about that yeah they had some of them laws were so written they was written so [ __ ] up like like say two crackheads rolled together to the crackhouse and one of them went in and got the crack and brought it back [ __ ] that's a whole nother charge for you just being the person they give you a distribution charge damn man you'd be surprised how many [ __ ] in jail for life for non-violent offenses just from selling drugs facts my dog ramble you know rumble is no no no drug dude i don't know nobody man this thing is not no drug death you always trying to associate me with some [ __ ] and i'm not comfortable with it then they said bro you know real you said it too bro come i don't know nothing no more well his daddy got his daddy got a shitload of time bro for like like a non-violent like a drug case and they from l.a you know l.a don't play that [ __ ] but yeah his daddy got caught up in that he trying to get him out right now but i think i think so that was [ __ ] up too bro at the street strike who the [ __ ] was coming up with these laws them crackers them crackers that what soulja boy said [Music] 10 20 life yeah oh florida got that [ __ ] when you pull your gun out that's fine you shoot that [ __ ] that's 10 you hit somebody that's like 20 then you kill somebody that's life yeah 10 20 likes don't think if i mean these process you got to go through before you actually get like [ __ ] you can just shoot at a [ __ ] catch damn that 40 years yeah whether you hit somebody or not then no telling what else you was doing mm-hmm texas show up and be like where'd you get it man you get him for about how many yards of weight you get johnny come here he said he got him at about 200. damn good shot we're gonna get him out of the yard and get back barbecue kids here some [ __ ] shouldn't have came over here man in texas you got the right to defend yourself and hell if you come back again man just give us a call we'll come get him off the property let some bitch's family [ __ ] them and feed them fish i [ __ ] with texas though bro me too i [ __ ] with texas one of my favorite places thick fine ass women everywhere yeah beyonce cousin lil down there i feel like we should i just try to bring her up every so often plural you trying to get more you trying to get to that you know than what i'm talking about we're trying to get to that dinner nah the recognition dinner no i'm good i go but i it ain't like if i didn't go and then they are genderless like all the mother [ __ ] that be jumping to take a picture of her nah nah i know hoes be uncomfortable as hell nah cause hoe i know what the type of [ __ ] hoe is bro like when hoe get ready to kick it with some 85 south show [ __ ] it ain't gonna be no bunch of [ __ ] he gonna be ready to talk about some real [ __ ] he ain't gonna want no bunch of my people this is gonna be his tata right this be him it might be me lebron few more [ __ ] to cool with but that's it he watched this [ __ ] bruh we got confirmation he watched this [ __ ] what yeah he watched it bro hold the hell be up on everything man he didn't [ __ ] down be caught in the mix but he'd be in the mix from the from from afar that [ __ ] so now that you didn't ask me and i was like i ain't pressed hold now he gonna be like you say you wanna come right you know 500k of the dinner with whole right because the lady who do the makeup for beyonce she always be playing the show the makeup lady for beyonce be playing this [ __ ] goofy [ __ ] goofy [ __ ] talking about something you better listen to them album what did hole get his [ __ ] to go and just like [ __ ] it took the money you you sitting in there dumb as hell this [ __ ] sitting in the car the whole time waiting on you [ __ ] you ready yeah you should have took the money and just dry the [ __ ] off it's whole what can you say you're not about to leave like you sat down and ate with jay-z you gonna leave that [ __ ] and say you saw jay-z you thought you was gonna come away with with a whole business deal with jake who do you think [ __ ] that's that's the worst confidence ever [ __ ] the whole dinner he just telling you how hard it is to make five hundred thousand dollars like you know it's really hard you know i didn't make that a reasonable doubt i didn't i didn't make that back or took me ten years to make that through this record label [ __ ] you may hold yet thank you rapper down be in the mix like you know i'll be in the career of my kids forever but if hoe wanted to invite you to the roc nation [ __ ] you going yeah i mean but up like we might be there the same year we all gonna go we should just go all right bro this is the thing if we at the rock nation [ __ ] i don't give a [ __ ] if you got there before me but whenever we see each other this [ __ ] we gonna bust out laughing ain't got [ __ ] to do with nothing going on just gonna bust out laughing hard be like [ __ ] they got going on whatever man right where the [ __ ] wherever the [ __ ] it is who's the most 100 rapper you met like this [ __ ] one thousand like he's a regular [ __ ] ain't like no weirdness it's a lot of them it is yeah bro what's some of the old school well like oh i guess you would say old school who's some of the [ __ ] that was like the [ __ ] the grown [ __ ] that you was listening to wheezy 50 cent five [Music] oh [ __ ] uh jeezy you ran into these [ __ ] were you running in into gucci um boosie i ran in the gucci i ran into boosie uh me and boosie had a feature together lucy is [ __ ] hilarious yeah uh i ran in a wish where's my baby [ __ ] where's where's his very i say wiz wiz and lil yachty bro different type of [ __ ] bro like they they got richard was still like yeah like cool but like you said who the coolest [ __ ] i mean everybody who's anybody knows that 40. snoop dogg is the coolest [ __ ] on earth shut up yeah like if he is like the definition of a cool [ __ ] snoop he number one e4 is the coolest [ __ ] i can't wait to meet snoop you mean snooping i ain't in snoop come on oh man bro i don't you're gonna cry i don't because the first time he called you nephew you're gonna feel like you've been accepted into exclusive club i [ __ ] with your nephew and you're gonna be like that's the [ __ ] who know everything in the world reach out reach out to the famous rapper who the most famous rapper ever jesus realistically [ __ ] jesus man who is the most famous rapper in the world [ __ ] jesus got bars you preaching out everything who is who's the most bro who is the most famous rapper in the world you see the jesus of michael jackson you mean worldwide worldwide everybody knows who's tupac dead or alive tupac who parked it worldwide where they still got them on t-shirts who is it in countries where they speak spanish who you say in countries where they speak spanish who else they got on t-shirts outside of tupac [ __ ] snoop dogg snoop dogg is the most famous rapper on earth bro you think so [ __ ] [ __ ] i know so [ __ ] i'm 26 i i live and breathe bro listen what was your introduction to snoop dogg my introduction to snoop dogg was [ __ ] uh the chronic album okay the chronic you didn't get to hear it when it first came out okay so check this out anybody who grown in this [ __ ] room will tell you [ __ ] our introduction to snoop dogg we didn't even know who this [ __ ] was dr dre head already took a hiatus from music so this [ __ ] coming back we already like this [ __ ] didn't have to build no hype everybody wanted to hear whatever the [ __ ] this [ __ ] was working on then this [ __ ] shows up with a [ __ ] we never even heard of before you feel me like never even heard of this [ __ ] before and made us like them now that's how you know that music [ __ ] hit different just like this [ __ ] ll cool j this [ __ ] show up with a new single with people we never eat we still to this they don't know who the [ __ ] that girl was on doing it that song went [ __ ] diamond put it in the video what i'm just saying even if he didn't it ain't like she did some more [ __ ] we were like oh that's the girl from doing that [ __ ] how do we know you show up with some [ __ ] that don't nobody even know when you make them [ __ ] jam that [ __ ] that's how you know when nella showed up with five [ __ ] that we ain't even nelly was so cold he had a [ __ ] in the group that didn't even rap bruh [ __ ] with the mask on i always wanted to know who is that [ __ ] still oh slow down slow down this [ __ ] never said nothing while he was with the group break up with the group and want to do an interview [ __ ] we're not used to you talking you better do an interpretive dance and tell everybody put that goddamn mask on for a yeah yeah you're gonna be in the booth though yeah be in the booth with them later he would doing that [ __ ] dancing hyping it up man where the [ __ ] is murphy leaning on here in atlanta man he was gonna be one of the ones he still lives no you know him come up you thought he got [ __ ] with murphy lee bro what was your biggest disappointment murphy lee or when soulja boy said arab was up next [Music] before you even asked i'm just gonna tell you what my heart is bro i really wanted a wrap to be up next bro listen you said this [ __ ] in like 20 songs now that i'm on a wrap up next where was a rap [ __ ] he could have did the beat bro listen never came on next never he never even like teased nothing like he didn't be like soldier could have took like 30 seconds of the video jumped into a rap [ __ ] then got back to her booty gas way ah this is [ __ ] with you ain't it bro it is i'm about to get sensitive bro because bro there's no reason why a rap shouldn't have been up next bro i'll watch this [ __ ] soldier what bro i can call my brother right now when soldier boy i was the biggest soulja boy fan ever my [ __ ] that's why that's why when [ __ ] be like that's why when they be like like that what's your one your soulja boy [ __ ] my favorite souljoy song what's your [ __ ] hey guys it's so many is your real song what where are you real soulja boy from mississippi he from down the street i know probably more soulja boy songs than i should know okay you know i'm so dope boy i don't know that one exactly you feel cuz that's an old mixtape [ __ ] no [ __ ] that's the that's the first one i'm so dope but i'm so joked that could have been any one of them though [ __ ] i bro majority majority his catalog before he got on i know all them [ __ ] you play any voice any soulja boy song my [ __ ] i used to go on my [ __ ] mic space and find all them [ __ ] real and [ __ ] with them little as hell that's crazy biggest soldier [ __ ] he had me going to buy fake bathing apes [ __ ] i got me some baby i got i got me some bathing suit i got me i i got me some amazing dancing in the back room with a grab [ __ ] with the carpet in that old ass tv yeah with the big ass t-shirts yeah yeah that's why when he'd be like yeah i'm from milan i'll be like i don't [ __ ] with that cause [ __ ] i actually know [ __ ] you from [ __ ] i know where you from i was your biggest fan as a little kid my favorite soldier [ __ ] i just thought of hey you there i see you over there i want you to come here please subscribe please [Music] [Laughter] as subscribe my booty got swag gucci bend down that's when he got on though when he was alright when he was a little gucci man gucci man that man [ __ ] who's you're the most influential rapper of all times gucci oh man yeah this [ __ ] literally put on 100 [ __ ] superstar rappers grandson this [ __ ] had like an incubator for the next 20 years of musicians and they got an artist in every era think about it [Music] between him and him way and now gotti that he put everything got him touching this like selling he always could do that he could always do that though his first successful artist that he had was exactly but it's like and [ __ ] i think he just finally understanding that he has the power to do that because [ __ ] oh god he had us listening to zazzilla what the [ __ ] is silver carrots bbo like silver now what the [ __ ] she at well you want me asking about these people when they gonna show up be like i'm still around i don't do music no more though they gonna show up you call and they gonna respond you looking for them do you wanna [ __ ] with you you should do some music with all these [ __ ] you grew up with they're [ __ ] with you mom for sure i know they would yeah because i got one that's the whole reason i did the the song with a payroll yeah free video yeah free riot got something else here my mom's got john's here but you i brought the water the water the water everything why you ain't say something we got a whole refrigerator in this [ __ ] welcome back to the 85 south shore [Music] why this [ __ ] so dope cause we've been i've been trying to get you down here in the trap for a minute this [ __ ] jumped on the flight today and just pulled up and then the hurricane was coming didn't come that [ __ ] hit me back and say [ __ ] it i'm on the way straight through girl you ever watched the 85 south show man y'all clips be popping up everywhere yeah like a [ __ ] that's how we get down bro i'm trying to figure out how the hell y'all be doing that look once once i started noticing that they was they was watching our [ __ ] on like the only fans and pornhub and x videos and [ __ ] that's what really gave us the push we needed to get out the streets bro no i'm just saying we was out here hustling for a long time and we dropped this [ __ ] pretty consistently in this life you know we just been out here on the road telling people organically to [ __ ] y'all took this [ __ ] on the road too then y'all yeah like a tour look behind you bro we get a legend we on tour right now bro look at this this the two of merch gotta let the return of the ghetto legend because we before they shut the world down we was out there we had the lead now we're going back so yeah what's the name of your tour we just through the pandemic uh we had like [ __ ] i don't know probably like 20. yeah we call it the fat dimmick tour but i'm about to start my own i'm gonna do my arm about to go on twitter by myself again man let me tell you i really want to hit bro like i want a real deal hit record you got one see that's the [ __ ] you don't think you gotta hit record bro listen to me and listen to me closely all right cooking music this [ __ ] real a hit record bro is i'm about to tell you listen she's probably so tired of hearing these songs which ones strip too hard to go [ __ ] win a drum off this wave you see you remember that how it was everywhere yeah cause it's a hit record the little baby was big baby after that once you get that hit record bro your life changed right you feel me uh uh uh uh pulling out the coop and a lot telling for 12 foot swat you hear that on the radio every two minutes that's a hit record bro yeah hit records is different that's why people say it's scary to have a hit record and it's good at the same time because off that hit record bro you got [ __ ] and [ __ ] up deals bro terrible deals if you got a hit record my [ __ ] you're gonna make 10 to 20 million and if you got a [ __ ] up deal now if you independent like me and you gotta spread like me like most independent artists bro they don't do like me bro because and the only reason i did like got them followers and got like a following because i'm like a people person i knew what to do once i got in this spot see that's what i'm saying that's the investment that you don't even know yet when you have people that organically subscribe to what you're doing you can be able to feed yourself forever yeah but i want a hit record bro a hit record is about bro if i get a hit record bro i know what i'm about to go into movies i'm about to go into like i'm about to do so much [ __ ] i'm about to i'm about to start my own label and put my artists on put my [ __ ] on like in this space that i'm in bro i can't do that right now i mean i can yeah but because i'm saying like i can't but i can but when you got a hit record bro it's like fakest [ __ ] in the world bro we gotta hit record bro everybody your friend yeah when you popping everybody your friend so when i get that hit record i know exactly what to do i hit record my [ __ ] is radio play is [ __ ] uh who on the radio right now what's up three [ __ ] what song that's you on the radio right now repeatedly we're not comparing drake bro drake is a [ __ ] martian that nigga's not even real and they got nine [ __ ] songs on the billboard nobody has ever done that bro he not we not tuck comparing drake we talking about um you hear that on the radio like a [ __ ] cory had a hit record you see what that hit record is she on the record with you yeah but i'm just saying though but you see like now she's on tour now she's everywhere right like coy been doing that [ __ ] bro maybe you overthinking this [ __ ] no bro you sure once you become a rapper bro you will understand a hit record bro a hit record bro that [ __ ] can do so much for you bro and i and i can rap like like like both parts funny [ __ ] let's see that [ __ ] don't see what i'm saying we didn't hit a whole bunch of [ __ ] like executives on the other side you can [ __ ] then we literally had a [ __ ] say you can make a hit record not saying that you got to go in the studio and record that [ __ ] it's all in about how you work it to make it a hit it don't have to be the biggest song on the radio but just like you said it's so many other placements that that [ __ ] can end up at and take that [ __ ] to a whole nother stratosphere yeah [ __ ] around and being and wrote the new star wars theme song while they [ __ ] around and hit your [ __ ] in one of them disney movies they'll hunt some play play [ __ ] or whatever the [ __ ] case may be yeah this this is anomaly [ __ ] like that that just happened that just break to the other side and that's cool tick tock whatever but a hit record is different from all that [ __ ] bro that hit record bro i believe i ain't never had no hit record uh hit record bro listen that's why i'll be honest i'm living in my best life what that did for duval bro say hey he'll tell you a hit record bro when i drip too hard is nine times platinum bro nine times platinum that's a hit record yeah that [ __ ] was spinning everywhere that [ __ ] still spinning they still baby them still getting money off there when they playing that [ __ ] in bangkok too hard for real yeah i'm trying to drown too hard put this [ __ ] out i'm but what [ __ ] man you can make it hit record easily bro man i'm trying it's in your wheelhouse i wrote for some i wrote for some big artists that you want to work with i want to work with tyler creator okay bet i want to work with um [Music] i already work with diplo i'm working on some [ __ ] with him right now diplo man i want to work with uh i know you want to work with lizzo man i'm trying to take her on the day she playing but but you know you're gonna run her off bro i've been meaning to tell you bro i'm running off yeah you're too aggressive she'll gentle little flower she just look she just looked like she can't she like that she don't like that pressure when you put on the spot in public she'll be getting shot you gotta you gotta get in you gotta get in the air bro you can't talk to her in public i mean she talked about that off camera no i'm putting you up on the game man if she thinks it's good look if she think you playing she going to play with you but if she think that you for real even if she don't respond immediately she'll know that you're not playing factuals but she know i'm not playing though i'm telling you i'm telling you it's a [ __ ] who been making [ __ ] laugh forever i got you boy you gotta let her know like you think i'm playing but i'm not playing it might come off as playful but i'm dead to [ __ ] serious and once you [ __ ] once you show her that you serious then you'll be in a whole nother ball game [Music] to tell you bro i got you schoolboy schoolboy yeah yeah you reach out to him he'll hit you right back type of [ __ ] crazy thing he did that's what i'm telling you these [ __ ] ain't playing about this [ __ ] man oh it's [ __ ] who [ __ ] with you that you don't even know yet no for sure for sure um [Music] offset on our coffee did you hit him me and him talk to the dm okay bro you know what it is i talk to him and then they start replying you got some [ __ ] that go through but then you got some [ __ ] that don't you know what it is it's the it's like say for instance you talking to a [ __ ] about some business type [ __ ] and then you don't hear from a [ __ ] for two three days you're like well maybe they wouldn't [ __ ] and that's like it's awkward to be like hey you still wanna do this cause you know everybody gotta ego and [ __ ] then people would get real like busy and [ __ ] yeah yeah i know that's why your follow-up game got to be crazy we got we got a [ __ ] on our team the follow-up is just you just gotta follow up that's some entertainment [ __ ] though meek mill meek mill bro i don't give a [ __ ] what nobody say bro that is the most motivational rapper ever bro for real for our era to us him and gotti because we've seen them [ __ ] rose from the dirt well you got to say fetty wap too there because this [ __ ] was literally from the dirt and then like one day he was just on every [ __ ] song that was made trap queen was yeah but that that looks like a moment that [ __ ] stayed in the hood for like two weeks next thing you know that [ __ ] was on an old navy commercial old navy talk about a hit record this was a strip club song he just man that [ __ ] went around the world you know facts but meek mill though i don't i don't care bro if you if you're a young [ __ ] and and when instagram first hit the scene 2011 2012. are you talking about the old mcmill where he was posting the change and the money and the [ __ ] like that [ __ ] with him had his [ __ ] with him where he went bro still to this day my [ __ ] as a artist i don't know how the [ __ ] he was carrying around 30 [ __ ] god damn how somebody was selling dope damn don't even worry about it no i'm not him but i'm saying like okay i think it was this is my theory this could be wrong most of them [ __ ] was uh most of them [ __ ] had their own money they just didn't really have [ __ ] to do so they was like well [ __ ] we just gonna go with that [ __ ] and make sure he's straight we got money at least ten of them [ __ ] had their own money yeah like like even more than him as a rapper rolling around all these [ __ ] jury jets and [ __ ] like that i'm seeing that [ __ ] while i'm doing what i'm doing in the streets as a young [ __ ] and i'm like bro i can't wait until i meet this [ __ ] like he really that he rapped that we seen we watched him on youtube and he coming in the game moving like this and then he motivated i don't know he murdered a young a lot of young [ __ ] on that grim bro period why do rappers think that drug dealers want to meet them like why do drug dealers want to meet rappers like they're going to be like [ __ ] we got the same story like [ __ ] those are raps because bro like that we relate to them bro like we well i know like once you get successful do you really want a [ __ ] who gonna run up on you with a big ass illegal weapon on you like [ __ ] and when i'm out here doing this i'm busting nigga's head to your [ __ ] [ __ ] you need anything like [ __ ] no the [ __ ] how did you get over here first off you're not gonna want [ __ ] running about really in really what do you mean bro i be in certain spots with [ __ ] and they like pack we [ __ ] with you like you good every time like my whole relationship when [ __ ] tell you that you good that's when you need to get the [ __ ] out of there no because them are not the [ __ ] who gonna make sure you good them [ __ ] gonna get themselves good if some [ __ ] happened they would be like oh my god that [ __ ] shooting in the club shooting in the club i'm telling you bro i haven't seen that [ __ ] happening [ __ ] you good you it up [ __ ] slap [ __ ] out of him he got knocked out of [ __ ] on himself true [ __ ] story [ __ ] got beat the [ __ ] up with shitty draws on my [ __ ] hood oh gee you see what the [ __ ] daddy don't mean bottle to the [ __ ] head knocked out before the [ __ ] even fight even start he on the floor twitching and [ __ ] that [ __ ] green booboo all over his head all up in his timberly boot [ __ ] baby mama had to wipe his ass in the club i'm not bullshitting this wow cool some wipes out of first what i think that should go hand-in-hand though bro i think that should go hand-in-hand because any like the [ __ ] that's rappers that like that that the the the street rappers did tell you they had like they had bad experiences they had good experience hey man rapping about some street [ __ ] like yeah rapping about some street [ __ ] he went all billionaires now like but look rapping about some street [ __ ] don't make you no street rapper the best [ __ ] who rap about street [ __ ] don't even do it facts colorful wordplay facts that's why we lose so many rappers you really think you got to go outside and do all this [ __ ] you just rap the battles fast [ __ ] that's what i be telling my man why the [ __ ] is you out here trying to meet [ __ ] who's still in the streets and if they don't meet you like if you don't meet them the way they want to be met then you become the op right there and there and you know he got it right there with him and he just stood in here like you wanted to shake your hand in the position to shoot rob and do everything to everybody you know brought all these big ass [ __ ] from out of town they don't know these streets you think you may get cornered by three little [ __ ] with big ass choppers and [ __ ] still park in the car yeah now you back in the van quiet in the [ __ ] i know your big ass ain't [ __ ] on yourself [Laughter] no for sure for sure that's hot that's high b though hey man that's what i be telling my manager like bro that's what i be telling black men bro we gotta let the [ __ ] streets go they never gave us nothing good everybody did locked up pregnant poverty we damn near dead already bro it's this [ __ ] like smoking on a long-ass cigarette the hood is killing us and we just go everywhere and tell other [ __ ] how [ __ ] up out hoods uh and reptilian [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm from over there where's real [ __ ] up way more [ __ ] up than it is over here so don't trap me now you [ __ ] up and got this whole neighborhood ready to beat your ass the old ladies the gangsters cause you came over here and said [ __ ] them people neighborhood i ain't never been like what i'm just saying oh i feel you know this time be going down when we're gonna start ripping the [ __ ] we own like some neighborhoods it's got to be some better [ __ ] than the streets buy some [ __ ] on the street yeah time to move on [ __ ] the streets streets killed my cousin got my little sister pregnant got everybody life let's leave the [ __ ] [ __ ] them that's how you look at it yeah i do i've been hearing people say hey man freaking small free free my cousin mario and he's like what'd he do oh he just shot phone [ __ ] no leave mario where the [ __ ] he at he don't need to be outside with us what are you going to come outside kill some more [ __ ] what if [ __ ] smack this mama he definitely needs to be in there he needs to be in there before they can smack this mama oh i thought you meant it the [ __ ] who was getting out smacked his mama i was like leave him in there you don't hit your mom okay if a [ __ ] smack if your [ __ ] your mama and [ __ ] smack your mama that's awful hello said he now if you kill four people he ain't wrong all of them slapped your mom oh yeah you know what your mama let four people in the room slap her out wow man you know so he wrote so he's not wrong for killing the [ __ ] that slapped his mama but the three other [ __ ] that was with him i'm just saying like he gonna kill a [ __ ] for slapping him he killed the [ __ ] for slapping his mom that's between him and that dude that wasn't just no one-time occurrence he had won that [ __ ] like next time you touch my mom i'm gonna kill you this is not a threat that's the phone huh yeah right so supposed to kill anybody that [ __ ] with your mom some [ __ ] you just have to do right yeah don't make me say that type of [ __ ] on the camera because you know people have different values and values right well yeah some [ __ ] you have to be ready to stand on the go if you have to put yourself in that situation i'm saying that [ __ ] on the internet you have to just go stand on there and do that a girl went slapping the girl mama and [ __ ] when she was at the door yeah i said you said that i said oh my god she said this like it was just some new york [ __ ] i was like man please i think that was i think that was i don't know i think that was [ __ ] up but i don't think the girl went and did nothing just imagine if you ain't really no fighting there's somebody to show up and like oh they just slapped my mama what the [ __ ] you think they're gonna do to me she probably was terrified no i don't think the girl was there no i don't think she was there no but she saw the video just like we did we don't know what happened to her we don't yeah she might be somewhere knock the [ __ ] out but she got karma coming for that she know she had to slap that girl mama yeah was like right like real street beef where i'm from [ __ ] don't even say nothing to you if you're with your mom and he's gonna say no to you if you're with your kid [ __ ] like that yeah those people you got the problem with stop all this god damn shooting up [ __ ] mama out the crazy part of people's movies a lot of [ __ ] don't even know why they mad at these [ __ ] that should be over girls hell no oh my god [ __ ] that's the number one the number one is the girls yeah most likely bro [ __ ] be real [ __ ] more emotional than they claim to be they're not money for everybody exactly i would say it's not over money says there's nobody yeah money is like a level playing field so the girls it's always over a [ __ ] man always always where i'm from it's always always a girl yeah b for the starter of her [ __ ] for sure nice lots of war going on or some [ __ ] and stole some [ __ ] be thirsty as hell yeah she say argument dice game stupid [ __ ] like that but most majority of our girl for sure it's always not worth it there's too much violence in the streets man i don't want to be in the [ __ ] i don't get into that he said she say i don't [ __ ] with it because you stole from both of them that's why that show we gotta wrap this [ __ ] up man we been chopping up some real player [ __ ] over we ain't even really talking about the music [ __ ] that's how it'd be yeah that's how it'll be you cold though my name keep doing your [ __ ] thing well thanks man i buy a feature yeah let's do it much for you yeah forgive me not not the homies price the fat homie price i ain't gonna the bruh the way i [ __ ] with you and i know you'll be at the post office like brian i'm just saying eighteen dollars nineteen dollars an hour you feel me the clerks get twenty i get 19. all right bro we'll just don't give me [ __ ] up front let's just get we'll just split do a profit share something oh you're trying to be rich forever yeah man i mean cause you already said yo you're like whatever bro what's your son name kate let's just call him kj cash money cash money yeah you trying to have him rich forever that's what i'm saying yeah yeah that's good [ __ ] but check this out man let's definitely do one i got some ignorant [ __ ] to say for real bet let's do it in an ignorant like an intelligent way though play me some pimping man i just you don't know nothing about this [ __ ] this real 85 south show [ __ ] it's for [ __ ] who still eat lasagna out the can bruh you had some kind of little cooking show or something or you was cooking on some [ __ ] or something like that [Music] damn that came out johnny shapes oh no man if they put that [ __ ] out man they ain't telling me i'm [ __ ] johnny shapes ass but you do got some [ __ ] coming up with some cooking [ __ ] don't you yeah all right no i hear them i don't do this [ __ ] for money what like interviews and [ __ ] like this good cause i ain't getting you [ __ ] man you got to show me how you feel me what how to how to do that i want 20 cars too what you mean at 20 houses bro you got to do some shows bro let me know rapper bro bro what are you talking about i want some of that money i'm trying to put you up on the game that money is better than rapping money no it's not i'm not damn this thing got uh you got 20 houses 20 cars and a warehouse the [ __ ] you got clothes and this [ __ ] you guys oh hey rapper [ __ ] i saw you on the money i saw you on the money phone what is that [ __ ] you was on the hell out of that youtube you got a film [ __ ] ring up on the plug you just stupid come on bro you got hits i can't believe millions of views on tick tock bro come on we can get you at least the sponsorship with bluetooth like first that's how you know look bluetooth i don't even know what the [ __ ] that is that's how you know this is a secret amulet they're making me okay oh blue chew i was i was like i podcast hello yeah yeah it's the honey pig he stays the injury with it he keeps sending me these expensive ass cars got a nice uh little few collections of camaros and [ __ ] but you got me 62 corvette you on by he's trying to sell me some [ __ ] for 50 grand and [ __ ] like bro you don't spend 50 grand on old school you got to spend 50 grand on the old school oh you tried to make money i told you bring me 45 you can have a [ __ ] [ __ ] took five grand off that ain't even enough to look a rapper a little girl give me 42. that ain't a lot of i just really need the car you can have the [ __ ] engine i got to redo all that interior that car is [ __ ] 60 years old no it's not it's the frame i know the frame is rusty [ __ ] no yes it is bro listen bro i'm not the [ __ ] that be on there trying to get off that's why she's trying to charge me lick the [ __ ] no way i'm not doing that bro i'll show you the bottom of my [ __ ] travail and you'll be like god damn that's what i'm showing you i buy them to i can do them the way i want them done you selling me some [ __ ] that's already done to you and i'm telling you for me to buy i'm gonna have to spend what i spend on the car to change it i'm not keeping no [ __ ] vinyl that's gotta go that [ __ ] old ass carpet that's stuck to the [ __ ] i gotta take that out and then once i take it then when i take that out i'm gonna see where the [ __ ] didn't put the floor in right and now i got to take this [ __ ] car and get this [ __ ] floor put in right and now they got to brace it again so the body panel is blinding some [ __ ] that he already been through i don't know up here so when i take this tell you big huh so when i take this [ __ ] old 350 small block out and put the ls in there i'm gonna see that the floor is in crooked and i'm gonna have to cut the transmission tunnel then the whole [ __ ] floor gonna have to come out i already know they're going to rewire this [ __ ] and then the white dude who sold it to you for this price told you yeah we did a frame off respiration yeah they tell you that once you look under the [ __ ] that the whole [ __ ] about to come off the frame once you start [ __ ] with a 40 50 year old car that [ __ ] even if it's done it ain't finished just like birdman said that [ __ ] might be finished but it ain't done i'm fighting but i'm gonna [ __ ] around and get one of them [ __ ] from yes what's the next old school you trying to get [Music] first off we might be able to work somehow say what more what you're trying to get you say you want a 69 camaro nope you got like three of them nope i got my two my two favorite cars in the world is the chevelle okay all right i don't have one but i'm saying no i'm saying you got you got my other one though what and i hate to see everybody riding around and he says i'm like man y'all some copycat ass [ __ ] y'all put muscles in my head or something cause how the [ __ ] everybody got a 96 impala all of a sudden oh one just one they only got one i feel sorry for these guys everyone is too close to heaven that's just always been my [ __ ] though i was going to get one of them anyway today my big brother first [ __ ] i had was a big fleetwood only because i couldn't find the empire my big brother like [ __ ] when you gonna drop that 96 on power i said man when i find one that's what you're trying to get i want to find a white [ __ ] that kept that [ __ ] in there since i was one years old and never dry never gonna run you about 32 though all original that [ __ ] probably the oil change was all been in there since 96. no they can't do that but yeah i know what some of those are but they cost they're in the mid 30s all original clean you don't want knowing this all original actually we will rap i got a few i'll talk to you i know what all the [ __ ] said though i'm because i'm a part of the impala and caprice car club so it's all important bubbles shivers and [ __ ] so we plugged in got a network anytime somebody had you know cell wanted to come through there what rap yeah you got them i'ma join overcharging though i'm telling you now cause i know you got rappers talking about you got all this income for you i don't got no money bro we make this money we make the deal come on man that [ __ ] worked you just flipped it over already what are you talking about you're good you got money coming forever you you independent you own your music you gonna get some royalties at the end of the year oh why are you building some of this money bro i don't know he don't know what it's like man he don't know man damn irs beat my ass you talking about that mean you got to get a new account bro he's selling that [ __ ] wrong bro irs beat my air they taking every dollar i got [Music] that means you ain't spending it right buy some property get you a new account stop listening to them people well listen to what people them people stay in michigan start buying all start buying all the [ __ ] in the hood no facts there you go let me tell you about these billionaires [ __ ] open your own donut company don't make nobody else doing that [ __ ] rich bro nah you an old black lady who can make doughnuts bro you gotta carry about that too you want another water pill yeah listen let me tell you something this is no disrespect to the asian community don't say it then because that's too that might be a felony no no they just passed a new law my boy don't even want to chance it for sure i don't remember saying that crazy i bet we'll just say it don't say it to them though i got to be the lawyer on this show too i [ __ ] with these people in houston bro when i say i wholeheartedly [ __ ] with them okay this is the this stuff where i shot my um my first album my first half god bless and all the fat [ __ ] and they donut shot me and my two kids you know i mean i've been going to them [ __ ] with them for a while but they let me know i'm just a [ __ ] to them right and you feel me i'm like bro i want to open up my own donut shop let me fly my uncle down here he live in chicago we trying to open up one in chicago you feel me i'mma pay y'all to teach him he's like bro all i need is like a week he a chef he worked he worked at one of the top spots so i'm like let me fly him down here whatever i pay y'all i'll pay y'all whatever y'all want just to show them how to make them doughnuts can't give up the sauce bro let me tell you i said i ain't gonna open up no donut shop here i'm gonna open up a donut shop in chicago i'll pay you whatever you want he said all right let me talk to my baker all right he ain't never called me back so i caught a couple days later his son picked up the phone what's up you know what i'm calling by my government now yeah i don't even say pac-man be ace calling my government now i gotta [ __ ] with these people i'm like yeah pops are supposed to get back at me and let me know i'm out of town i'm trying to get uh to teach my uncle how to make donuts he said a baker like yeah his hood like he had a beggar i was like who baked the donuts right yeah my dad bake them i said ah [ __ ] you lying [ __ ] okay but don't let that [ __ ] with you hold on wait in houston bro houston texas when you go there just look for donut shops bro my [ __ ] everywhere you turn it's gonna be a [ __ ] donut shop it's a donut shop across the street from donut you where are you from [ __ ] it's donuts galore that's where my whole brand came from i was poor as hell down there trying to get it out the mud if i'm like donut donut that's my [ __ ] brand a donut because everywhere you turn my [ __ ] it's a donut shop and asians uh own them all you feel me that's cause they know how to make perfect circles you feel so i'm like that became my brand so it's not they don't want to give up the sauce bro it's [ __ ] down the street making a money you feel me you mad about this pissed i ain't no lie look bruh [ __ ] that can plug you in i already talked to him and i was telling you about that i was going to teach him yeah yeah the people yeah man hook me up with him i'm going to make some black ass donuts man i'm here i'm here i'm brian you got the donut people on deck i'm here watch this i'm here to um yeah see i got to go by there i got a lot of people doing it red velvet doughnuts german chocolate doughnuts man see i got it when you call him told me that he was a good donut bro when you told me you wouldn't come first at first i was supposed to have him here but then it's like when you say you weren't coming we canceled this [ __ ] i was gonna ask you something up here oh cause then you got frosty flake doughnut bro yeah i'm i'm i'm i'm a [ __ ] [ __ ] got a chicken wing donut banana sweet potato pie fields though all these [ __ ] stupid but the regular ones i'm i'm an original type of girl me too bro i don't like people when homer simpson don't know bro oh you talking about the one with those pink yeah they're my favorite they're one of my favorites bro the one with the pink on them [ __ ] like the pink shabang bang on the top what the what the what the what the what the yeah you passionate about them yeah that right yeah yeah that right here i like like the one that had like the cinnamon sugar on it they look a little ashy there ain't no enough of them yeah you feel me i likes that i got to have yeah just slipping dope donut hoes most feel me oh that definitely slippery i used to get them to my sons and [ __ ] right yeah a lot of responsibility for you you [ __ ] with the blueberry doughnut yeah i [ __ ] with i [ __ ] with like fruit field donut type [ __ ] but i feel like that's more of a danish yeah i don't like danish i [ __ ] with danish danish go hard in the early mornings microwave type [ __ ] i don't like come on bro so you're trying to tell me you're in a toaster strudel last night yeah all right why you're [ __ ] with danish ain't nothing but a toaster strudel with fruit in the middle i don't know because i like i like i like unfrosted pops yes yellow [ __ ] the cherry ones [ __ ] with them strawberry ones with the [ __ ] little ash on the top i gotta have my [ __ ] frosted because i was when i was a kid pop tarts was a flex that meant your parents was progressive and had a little money and y'all snack game was nabisco you got gushes and pop tarts like we really thought when growing up we thought poptarts was breakfast [ __ ] good old days back when pizza hut was the best [ __ ] on earth boy yellow wendy's man when wendy's had the yellow bags and [ __ ] well i'm a michigan [ __ ] of little caesar's is the best it really ain't y'all been cheated out this whole time man no see that when i'm telling them where i tell these [ __ ] anybody that's not from flint anybody that's not from michigan y'all don't understand bro this new little scissors ain't it no they had real pieces oh you gotta go okay just like you saying y'all this season's different just like they say and louisiana popeyes is different yeah bro are you telling me in michigan little caesar's got good eggs [ __ ] yes [ __ ] beat the difference fire butter and pear and put tell them put you the butter or prayer on that [ __ ] they tell them put butter and perm michigan style on that [ __ ] they gonna lace that [ __ ] up [ __ ] for real what's michigan's done [ __ ] butter and perm while on the crust extra [ __ ] perm on the crutch yeah laying like that with the garlic butter on that [ __ ] that's how it's hitting damn that's what they're hitting for so you can't do it at the middle cities outside of michigan [ __ ] our cheese is like greasy all right what a burger spot at in michigan real burger [ __ ] what halo burger you sayin they got coney they got the fire [ __ ] the coney huh big boy all right [ __ ] that's a little game right there oh [ __ ] bro this is your first time the coneys bro we [ __ ] with that type of [ __ ] i don't know when we let me see when the ghetto lit just going to michigan oh we ain't got them on there yet hold on yeah okay we're just hitting the midwest right now yeah you gotta you gotta go to michigan man when you get to michigan think about me i gotta hook you up to the the the the the the chicken spot which one the uh what's that chicken white [ __ ] on there how long you gonna be here uh i leave on the 16. well look bro you gotta you gotta hit ryan and go to the donuts i am going there tomorrow morning cause he he know all about this type of food [ __ ] i'm going here tomorrow morning yeah i'm going here i gotta see i think it'll be a dope play man they black on this [ __ ] too you're the ambassador and i just gotta say this why you in here bro y'all gotta tell all the women with boobs man no size specific facts feel like we getting too lost in all these you know descriptions we're just gonna say right two titties thanks and if you got the saggy ones baby don't be ashamed let them [ __ ] hang you feel them right we don't got to lift our head up to suck your titties we get this lay down while y'all riding us right you feel me it's it's all in about what you like some people like them teardrop titties yeah yeah mom single mom teddy some of my favorite yeah yes yeah yeah cause those are dated that like they seasonal sometimes they perky sometimes they say sometimes they big sometimes they fluctuate i like them i like [ __ ] with kids anyway they know how to treat they [ __ ] a little bit but sometimes they don't cause a lot of times they don't treat it a [ __ ] to leaving so i don't know i never had that i'm just saying bro you know how hard it is to deal with your baby mama why would you go deal with somebody else well my baby mama ain't hard to deal with but don't be just thinking to be optimistic like that some of those women got a lot of anger issues but i got one whatever ain't never wrong with a baby mama you just gotta find the one that match your crazy that's the most i mean that's a women period that's that's life period but that's that's right especially as a black man that's the most important thing you gotta find somebody to match your [ __ ] crazy yeah that's too deep don't get deep at the end bro stop where can they follow you and find all this new [ __ ] you're working on there is bfb the pac-man everywhere youtube uh instagram twitter b-f-b-d-a-p-a-c-k don't forget the k pac-man you're feeling me you know i gotta ask you did you ever almost call yourself the postman [ __ ] no that's that's whack that's whack as hell um we post i wanna i wanna do a show uh i'm in the process of writing it right now uh like a sitcom texture nah like what's robin big [ __ ] oh in houston i got my homeboy vanilla vanilla trill he sounds white yeah he a white dude but he don't date number black women i don't like him already you'll love him like that rob is a white man i know but you revert nevermind so i'm being friend but most definitely are you out here helping the white man [ __ ] black women he been doing that bro this [ __ ] he's thinking he wanted he wanted he wanted the white kids that grew up in the hood with all black kids so when he talked he on some way so that opposed to me like culture doesn't mean he's just supposed to be out here [ __ ] black women hey i can't hey now you you want me to tell this [ __ ] what would put his dick on me don't be out here helping him i ain't helping him [ __ ] he told me i know i'm just saying it's the [ __ ] i said damn he got you know one thing about a white man that like black women you can't lie they had some of the baddest black chicks where it sound like you supporting this fact well i'm supposed to be excited like this is true no i don't give a [ __ ] true it's true though every white [ __ ] you see with a black female bro hair be [ __ ] up they ain't all bad don't act like they're just out here getting all of them they're getting a few they ain't really doing that good in the real world though i just seen a few [ __ ] that wendy's they're like what the [ __ ] all right [ __ ] memphis i'm talking ain't all bad i'm talking about the white [ __ ] i've seen i ain't seen that in atlanta when really participating too much of that over yeah we got a little show popping i'm in a process right now uh yeah i'm a processor writing the second the second tape checking out uh god bless a lot of fat [ __ ] too he is and that's what i'm saying you out here all i'm saying [ __ ] that's what i'm saying you should just give me the camaro for the 50 bands no well that is a that is the biggest loss i don't take no losses damn you can't take one loss no it ain't even a loss you're just blessing somebody else and you're getting some in return you're not giving no money bro clayton english will tell you part of the game is when you start taking losses that's when you lose it i never said the same you could run people you know and what's the most realistic i'm a real [ __ ] though man just let that go we can find one what color you want oh my gosh it's a lesson in the loss that's what you want bro you you bmv the pac-man brothers one show bro i'm broke what are you doing oh bro one show i saw you on the money phone [ __ ] you was like yellow come on bro you did not see that i'm not your regular rapper yeah [ __ ] rob close one picture with money bro i saw it i know those are black lives one time you don't take for one time if a [ __ ] see you with a lot of money one time guess what and they're gonna be like that [ __ ] got money cause i seen him with it i know he didn't spend it he made a whole song about how he didn't spend it who i spent it oh that's post office money right you tripping i say to every check i got that's how i know you got bread no ain't you doing these shows you're so mad man you paying the same taxes you were paying last year as the postman don't act like they found that you was getting wrapped money and your post office taxes went up man no i had to pay the irs tax on the other side i didn't make enough see i made enough but i spent it so i had to dip it instead you really doing this [ __ ] the wrong way then if you ain't here you are a businessman and a rapper you haven't met the right [ __ ] that all right man this is what america is all about they have tax laws in place for people who make a lot of money so they can keep it stop paying i know what i'm saying that's what i'm saying i'm gonna rap off this no that's what i'm saying you should just give me the one for no because look at i see that you miss managing money already i'm gonna just give you an asset and i know you're just gonna let it depreciate oh i don't even drive them old ass cars why the [ __ ] do you want mine there because i like to look at it no you can just look at that [ __ ] on the picture it's just like a tv you just gotta look at that that's not that's not what they're for what they're for driving you're supposed to be heaven so you drive one hand on that steering wheel other hand on that [ __ ] that's what that's it look cause it's supposed to be right here when you win an old school [ __ ] is right here that's where it is you drop look seat belt steering wheel you wear seat belts gucci hoe yes you know why you're really a careful [ __ ] cause i want to be a laugh to keep going steering wheel seat belt coochie hoe i would like to do that some more times call rad better when you in the [ __ ] so that's annoying camaro man i'm just gonna tell you man you're selfish man i know i can't believe you brought me all the way here just tell me no yep cause i've been working on this on this car show people tell me no all the time when i'm trying to buy a car wow i'm the most unsuccessful [ __ ] no you're not buying cars they bro know you own this whole building man i'm doing people who have cards for sale like you for instance they want to overcharge me because of the [ __ ] that they already seen me with you really you think just because you saw me in some nice [ __ ] that i just have money to [ __ ] around spending 40 50 60 000 dollars and everything you on the money phone bro what are you talking you've got i'm not even trying to [ __ ] get both of yours i asked you which one you were keeping so the money that you could sell me that other one for you could take it and invest it into the one you keep it just sell me one of them give me the most [ __ ] up one take the price down i'm leaving that frees up garage space that gives you money to build the rest of this car out and then i'm out of your [ __ ] way you can take this money and buy another car or put this with some of that pac-man money and buy another car this man got me on stretching me street damn it's [ __ ] up bro i'm just trying to show you a better way start on the low end why you just don't want why you just don't want me to like why you just want to share yours no they don't work you can do a whole nother brother you're getting a ton of cheese bro you're getting so much cheese my [ __ ] your middle name should be velveeta no i'm not it's not a lot of cheese though it's more like garlic bread it's more like garlic bread i'm the greatest baby people bringing that [ __ ] is endless it's free they don't even really they actually want to go this is one of them situations damn and i can you tripping over a little car i'm tripping i have ptsd from the days i spent in the projects and i didn't have [ __ ] i'm just trying to make a fathom tanzanian man when they get money they don't even want you to shine right now you just want to be the only okay give me 90 g's god damn mighty yes what the [ __ ] get out of here [ __ ] that's a down payment on my s580 you give it to them but not me that's how that's how deep that's how deep structural racism is man man you know you wouldn't win all your arguments don't you now you wouldn't spend 90 g's with me just because i'm a [ __ ] but you gonna spend 90 g's just because you're a [ __ ] man oh my god yeah yeah i heard you you were gonna trap the whole winner scam for the summer bro what you gonna do for the black community [Music] every every year every year on christmas me and my two kids and my baby mom we go feed the homeless right that'd be hungry all year [Music] rux but they but they they probably miss their family on holidays so you know fat man pac-man come through on the holidays and make them feel like i'm family uh bro listen listen listen how about you feeding the other 364 names no that's why i don't go down there on christmas cause now you just look like now you just came at 12 [ __ ] what if they want to eat that team don't worry about it cause another person who thought they was helping them already showed up and fed them what about the other days we just show up on a wednesday with some tacos or something hey man i know y'all hate the girl i showed up they you want them to at least be alive when christmas come around our show 50 50 sandwiches 50 i order 50 [ __ ] 25 make chickens 25 double cheese burgers and a bag with some chips and everything you know i mean fat boy do for the young man yeah i do what i can i ain't got most money but you know ah i mean you spent 50 dollars on 50 chicken sandwiches maybe thousands of homeless people well yeah but i don't see 50 that day so you know i'm just [ __ ] with you fed that fifty you know it don't matter if you if you fed fifty or five [ __ ] they thought they count you know for sure yeah yeah ain't nothing stop telling people i have money because they believe [ __ ] like bro i know christian with the card that means [ __ ] about fifty thousand dollars i don't know rich you gotta be no that's [ __ ] fifty thousand the [ __ ] that ain't [ __ ] there's some women out here who really think they could sell some [ __ ] for that much ask start like if you ask them how much you think you can get for that [ __ ] tonight and like if a [ __ ] got to come on at least 500 000. it's not that serious who said dumb [ __ ] like that they all do the numbers are so important they sold some [ __ ] for uh a a ace before a mcchicken a ride home spicy wine black and mild a baby sitter a big bag of crunchy cheetos a uber uber oh some lip gloss bundles a feeling a starbucks uh hookup you know [ __ ] love starbucks two bag tires used used from the 24 hours back in back in 2007 when [ __ ] used to wear uh bangles oh yeah i know i know those [ __ ] saw splits with some bangles right how about the ones that are [ __ ] for a pair of air force ones them was the realest [ __ ] ever but the but the [ __ ] who who [ __ ] for some uh how about the ones that [ __ ] the tattoo man for uh cover-up man listen [ __ ] [ __ ] suck the hundred dick for a hundred dicks for bbl wow she's a genius that's disgusting because now not her now she only got to suck ten dicks because she got a body now for a car nah she gonna stay at that same pace just think about it if she had that many she has an appetite for destruction so even if she was gonna completely change she's not just gonna like go cold turkey from 110. so that's crazy average girl ain't sucked 100 dicks in her life nah that's that's that's ridiculous that's ridiculous that's ridiculous only the legends have done [ __ ] like that suck the honey dicks i'm telling you bro bro by tom [ __ ] 27 she gonna [ __ ] about 40 [ __ ] mm-hmm that's calf yeah think about it one train no that's true but nobody's out here dating people that just had trains running on them how do you know that that's them high school girls well i'm saying that later on like once they move to a different city but the people who know nobody then what they absorb washed away well some of the best women on earth is the is is a [ __ ] that it experienced a lot you think that [ __ ] didn't happen more often than not hell yeah [ __ ] it was in every school that was one [ __ ] who did that no it wasn't bro you must have had a business i don't know that [ __ ] 38 he man his area y'all had a lot of hoes at your school like bro it's hoes galore [ __ ] every [ __ ] is hoe now [ __ ] every woman is a [ __ ] every [ __ ] is the whole this school was small i had a small school we only had yeah mississippi sucks man we on the head that was on like one person [ __ ] right now that [ __ ] [ __ ] my man she know we cool you cool with her you're stupid because they all [ __ ] you her friend i don't wanna [ __ ] i mean you friends with a [ __ ] we all friends with a [ __ ] oh they be laughing and you just get quiet hey hey man can we talk about something else pacman man [ __ ] i don't want that [ __ ] oh i'm cool she annoying real you been hitting some better hoes now that you're successful tell the truth bro i'm faithful bro what is wrong with you let's make a difference what's wrong with this [ __ ] i'll be at home my kids i'm cheating on her with your girlfriend's hand your girl beating your ass are you so scared no let's meet with the kids writing raps recording in my closet talking business deals on the phone you feel me yeah uh i'm so happy i don't gotta change [ __ ] no more i'm just dealing with daddy i [ __ ] yeah in his drawers oh man you ain't been out here in these streets yet with your newfound success and [ __ ] tell the truth no bro oh wait you go out there [ __ ] i keep doing your [ __ ] thing you it feels right i'm telling you what you get in the streets telling me about the hoes oh [ __ ] these hoes not diabolical that [ __ ] blue too put your [ __ ] lips on lab i get [ __ ] give me a thousand dollars just for looking it's it's diabolical out here but i ain't out here though i'm i'm faithful too i'm in the house eating soup black men don't cheat black men don't she breathe about me my girl got an anger management workbook that we're going through as a couple how long i got a red i got a red pen she got a blue one comparing answers and [ __ ] matching pjs crocs that's that oh yeah damn yeah you comfortable yeah you [ __ ] in front of her [ __ ] we even got a netflix series that we only watch together she get up go to the bathroom guess what i do money heist positions you're a gangster real [ __ ] yeah real [ __ ] [ __ ] helping took her braves out the other day [Applause] because i'm trying to do [ __ ] dude you not doing that [ __ ] you just hit him i let her do all that and i just like she get it you you just yeah okay you feel me you haven't been there before yeah shark tail cone you ever breathed your girl scout hell yeah what's spit no yeah he's a sick [ __ ] no what's she you she was blue magic no she be using some other [ __ ] it's real expensive though cause she be complaining about it yeah about her scalp yeah she bad though she smelled good too her ears and [ __ ] smell good that's all you know you gotta clean one cause the [ __ ] could smell good then when you put your face close to her ears stink yeah you know the number one thing that that let me know her feet soft what it like what it's supposed to be man oh god yeah i feel like she'd been she felt like she'd been sleeping in a baby crib she was 26 right yeah that's when you know you got your winner for show right got them in the bed with some [ __ ] some fine hoes that that feet yeah that's how i know they was hoes not give you a big toe too big and it's sharp that's a turn up [ __ ] you doing off that middle or yo what's the what's the toe this is the big toe but this toe is that toe longer than the muscles what's the index toe oh man that [ __ ] long as hell i'm a beat she think that she can see like visions and have intuitions or she abusive right have you ever had a gemini woman yeah she was whipping your ass now ain't never been hit oh this [ __ ] crazy i'm crazy i'm crazy i know but i don't waste a lot of time so i don't have a lot of relationships like x's and [ __ ] oh you you [ __ ] get the [ __ ] on i mean it's not this is one of them not necessarily that but i i'm not the type of [ __ ] that's about to sit here and pretend like i'm with this [ __ ] you talking come on you just give me the [ __ ] [ __ ] it's kind of like let's exchange privates [Music] that's what i'll be like let's exchange some of the opinions with some of this dick you know and then after that exchange no that rubber get to acting different just that that's all i came for [Music] if that's the case i keep it i keep [ __ ] on eye level so it ain't no guessing no no [ __ ] like this just an exchange [Music] but when i was when i was like committed i was committed but when i'm in the streets i'm all way in the streets have you ever told you ever had to tell a chick you lay i remember that tell her chick that you love her just to hit it never that's so [ __ ] lame i'm a handsome [ __ ] that's what all the ugly [ __ ] be doing i don't have to do a lot of [ __ ] to get some [ __ ] i heard that in a rap [Music] see it's a lot of [ __ ] we heard in the wrap [Music] like how did snoop know that them hoes in the living room wasn't leaving until six in the morning what if them hoes would have left and be like my homeboy having another party and they would have left at like 1 30. because i guess he was going to [ __ ] him all night then put him up before his main [ __ ] came home from work she worked she was really the night until six in the morning that's overnight [Music] they weren't sleeping right cause even if like think about it even when you kick it kick it you still leave before six in the morning like you would kick it hard and still be at the crib around 3 30. well what time you start kicking it hell man i'm saying no it don't matter what time you start at night even if you go to the after party from 1 30 to the [ __ ] four o'clock [ __ ] that's still excessive you talking about [ __ ] though right about a [ __ ] house party you know and we ain't leaving to six in the morning before his main [ __ ] come home cause she worked third shift [ __ ] i thought he said they ain't leaving until six in the morning but we getting it on but they ain't leaving until six in the morning my [ __ ] come home ain't nobody gonna be [ __ ] ain't nobody gonna [ __ ] the whole time he left a little room in there to lay up with them hoes that's at least two three hours of sleep sleep after you then [ __ ] you didn't ever [ __ ] six in the morning when you was young [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] but i'm saying even more your late night little [ __ ] you still sent an alarm like what time you gonna get up i'm gonna set that [ __ ] for 5 45 so you can leave it ain't like we was up [ __ ] to 5 15 like all right let me jump in the shower you ready to go young twins hmm it's too deep bro well there you have it folks pac-man promote something man uh [Music] i don't got nothing to promote bro yeah you do god bless you no no no god blessing all of them [ __ ] one is out and fat [ __ ] need love to do that is out there three reasons why women should get a fat [ __ ] i really don't have no reason you just gotta go see that you just gotta see that [ __ ] you just gotta go test it out for yourselves you shouldn't just get a fat [ __ ] for no reason they said we don't do nothing they said they said we the same skinny [ __ ] we just do everything fat a bitter [ __ ] said that but oh well i don't know yeah that [ __ ] out um everybody drink more water [Music] smoke smoke wheels as i not dookie in designer bags like my [ __ ] low smoking oh man then you're a terrible [ __ ] i was just about to show you much love when you came up here you don't even know what good weed is that you work at the post office in your brother [ __ ] no stamps no envelopes or nothing i've been told you three weeks ago that i wanted one of them us mail bags the old school that's made out of canvas and [ __ ] you bring me nothing from the post office no ink pens no nothing you ain't let me use your [ __ ] code to get no free shipping on the ceiling i learned this merch for the ghetto legends tour you're selfish bro i'm gonna tell you what's selfish no don't tell me what happened don't even worry about what happened cause ever since you didn't got put it like this do you got some of that merch in three four x's oh you think i don't i already called it in special order you thought i was just gonna have your ass up here night hey you know three fold x big back ass you think you think i don't know i know you're gonna come over here asking for some big boy [ __ ] we don't even make this [ __ ] in three four eight cause you [ __ ] really don't be buying [ __ ] like that hey man you gotta pull it yeah you want a bad one no i'm just chick like y'all waiting on some bitter [ __ ] to show up and buy them whatever i'm just going to put it out there big [ __ ] keep asking us to make these sizes but y'all big back ass ain't bad stop requesting [ __ ] you don't want get us out here wasting family we could have got two mediums out of it or three small oh man and you know the [ __ ] up part about the 4x there's four largest put together who the [ __ ] [ __ ] that's four largest he said a three or four x that means you need first of all you need an xl you need a large shirt that's bigger than this four [ __ ] times bigger than this i need a three whatever ninety shot not a [ __ ] that went down anybody that dude for the fat [ __ ] that don't have a animal on it they all want to wear big dogs and [ __ ] like that big what kind of shirt is that that's salty though and then see if it comes through the post office you ever seen some of your [ __ ] at the post office maybe so much [ __ ] at the post office bro it'd be a lot of [ __ ] i can call some weed before you tell them nobody no they caught some weed oh you know what i've seen i'm like damn [ __ ] really we sending this [ __ ] to the world that [ __ ] was stanking [ __ ] i said yeah that [ __ ] came from colorado [Music] it was one box compressed and it was another time it was like a little envelope compressed if you compress that [ __ ] too many never mind don't do that don't do it stop you know if you buy a compressor what's up it better be a bench the little one like lil wayne head you remember when he was like you can catch me in the shiny thing that's him dipping low low in the compressor we're about to wrap this [ __ ] up and get the [ __ ] out of here man so shout out to the people in michigan man who you want to holla i just want a ghetto i just want the shirt in the middle 3x you feel me so i wear my bucket hat with it and uh taylor got you one shout out to uh taylor for getting me a 3x even though they don't got that [ __ ] they got numbers skinny [ __ ] sizes but i feel important though cause i'm gonna have the first three x not the first one that ain't no three x right there waking up j.o.n stupid that's a [ __ ] small that's a medium well your fat [ __ ] you got the eyeball's tail like but that [ __ ] ain't gonna fit around my neck man we got what do you think we alright bro big [ __ ] like small claws now who who are you talking about who likes small clothes no bro they trying to be like skinny [ __ ] they're not real yeah man i don't know what the [ __ ] is going on over there i don't know why he got he got a little clothes on but he he don't wrap it up he's a big [ __ ] he's chubby bro he's not fat that [ __ ] like bro he saved 30 pounds he's a stocky [ __ ] he's not fat bro he's just a little bit over healthy he's healthy he can't run for bro yes the [ __ ] he can 40 yards to teddy's [ __ ] tatt as [ __ ] [Music] told you any [ __ ] who can't run 50 yards is this full speed exactly make it right zigzag because you know how it is when you're a grown man running ain't [ __ ] gonna be a straight line [ __ ] you up all right man but look you know where the trap is don't let this be your last time here for sure just one thing before i go like that what you doing tomorrow [ __ ] what's up let's let's try that out let's do this bring out the cameras and let's run 50 i want to see if i can run 50. you want to just see yeah any do got do y'all know where a football field is yeah yeah let's do it what do you care who gonna be the cameraman what you don't think i can mow me oh yeah how about you 100 you a buck 20 bro what are you talking about we know you can brother we talk about me i'm gonna be running back with you come on bro you asked for this you asked for this keep this [ __ ] up man bring the camera tomorrow well that's a lot to do for 50 yards you might as well run the whole [ __ ] football field why was you trying to make me lose weight bro cause you said that was the goal that's not skinny [ __ ] [ __ ] bro you don't want that one to go what's the gold weight the gold weight [Applause] bruh why don't you understand that fat [ __ ] then took over the game right now it's [ __ ] who is it broadway bro because the sean bfb to pac-man this will happen more raid i've been a fan there's been this many fat [ __ ] out since gerald burke when y'all gonna do like a fat [ __ ] cut it ain't a lot of unity in the fat [ __ ] community bro [ __ ] funny acting bro i'll be trying [ __ ] the [ __ ] maxo cream just did some [ __ ] with tyler shout out to my [ __ ] maxwell cream that's my big brother for real yeah you know related i didn't know what we related now that's my big brother that's my real big brother we got the same mama our daddy's just different cuz daddy africa my daddy a [ __ ] bro wait wait whoa are we have to say mama bro his daddy his daddy brought my mama down to houston and [ __ ] you heard me and then i stayed up there you know [Music] we just completely different you rap that gangster [ __ ] you know i'm real yeah why did you look confused man i don't never know when you [ __ ] or not bro maxo cream is my real brother bro that's my blood brother don't we look alike [Music] he [ __ ] bro he about to [ __ ] you up bro i'm sorry don't believe this don't believe this guy why do brother this guy [ __ ] man i'm telling you this singing crazy what what would another girl why would a grown man lie about another girl man being his brother that's why you know the type of [ __ ] that grown me and lied about [ __ ] just like that he might be though i mean that's not up to me he's a cold [ __ ] though maxwell yeah yeah you're a cold [ __ ] [Music] label situations man his label paid for that so it ain't got the [ __ ] real number nettle your label can pay for some [ __ ] you gotta work who your labor i'm indy bro i got a distribution what you what you need me to do bro listen i'll pay you for every connect well i'm just saying we just gotta bro bro put me in one of your movies man all right i mean i got to put myself in the tube i ain't even got around to we're wrapped up what you want to be doing in there bro i wouldn't be doing anything give me my first big break man your first big break like already really being going yo i mean you know what [ __ ] be doing and [ __ ] you know i mean i want to do that with you though all right so i'm gonna put you in the first movie what so that mean but what if this like what you gonna go back and rap and [ __ ] and then these gonna hit you and then it's like you might get the movie before i finish this one i'm gonna feel some type of way if i see you in another [ __ ] movie and then you're gonna be like put my [ __ ] loose in that [ __ ] now he on mom see what happens is bro michigan [ __ ] we different okay we different bro all right we scratch each other back you feel me no homo hey i'm just letting you know bro you scratch my back [ __ ] i scratch your back cause i got a lot of back so i mean [ __ ] if you scratch my back that mean you really give a [ __ ] because that's a lot of work so you know i mean that's what i'm saying i got you for life love i swear i bet i'm the best [ __ ] to have in your corner bro i'm trying to tell you real talk real work real workaholic my [ __ ] i just don't look like it no you you gotta be cause how how much i work i eat the same amount well yeah yeah [ __ ] i need my calories i need to put them back all right man me too bro i'm working harder for real all i do is [ __ ] work bro you got 20 [ __ ] cars bro and and 20 your property and then you got this property and then you got people here like god damn i wouldn't listen if i was one i would not be here at this time right now i just wouldn't i don't love you that much they love you that mean that means you do a lot for them you've got a big heart i do i believe in [ __ ] that don't none of the other family members believe in like i'm the friend that they come to when they be when that [ __ ] wanted to play that [ __ ] what was when he wanted to start trying to play the recording i still i stood beside him my [ __ ] can't wear the biggest shorts you've ever seen we don't know if the short long pants or long short pants never once have i told them to take it off joe just joe upload this [ __ ] whenever [ __ ] you want to man he probably gonna lose this whole episode who who's though he'll know that joe right there [Music] i've been thinking that's drinking the water yeah man joe don't give a [ __ ] i wake up i have a thousand minutes man what a show you try to call joe guess what that here mean i can feel your foot the number you have doubt is no longer in service like this [ __ ] just changed the whole number he got one leg up and one leg down right he didn't get [ __ ] by nothing you see all the [ __ ] who was in there they went and they left stayed too [ __ ] long you're right they don't love me that much that's why i'm getting the [ __ ] out of here 85 south shore bfb the pac-man hopeful service [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] this [ __ ] is hot this pack is hot it's a [ __ ] nope shut up horse you ready you

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Published: Mon Oct 18 2021