Betty Explains Religious Freedom

no I'm not doing the headscarf thing because it doesn't work with this Century hark Real Housewives of Isis we may be separated by your faith and my fashion but I stand before you as a Conservative Christian to celebrate the one thing we do have in common imposing our faith on others we call it religious freedom we the majority religion are free to choose that religion and every one else is free to make a big fuss over the one we chose you call it a caliphate we call it no separation between church and state now I know you don't have a constitution you don't even have air conditioning but constitutional freedom is annoying because it means everyone is free to form their own religion or not religious freedom is far more fun because it means everyone must conform to my own religion or or else sound familiar ladies handy for those awkward times when your country becomes more enlightened than your God like realizing owning people is almost immoral but by repackaging Prejudice as Liberty religious freedom is a magical backo to that happier time before civil [Music] rights or in your case the enlightenment because it's not Prejudice if you call it religion religious freedom is also a license to insult non-believers because not following our faiths that's our job and my country wasn't created by Jesus so people could be forced to deliver a wedding cake just a rapist's baby yes we're both prif in the sense that we're both pros at controlling the lives of others you see we use religious freedom just like you do only you kill gay teens directly we're more civilized we shame them into suicide trust me if conservative Christians could get away with throwing gays off buildings it really would be reigning men in sin Francisco but until then thanks to Religious Freedom we are making strides at at pulling America back in time back to that glorious age when secular laws recognize that God and I just happen to hate all the same people we started with the gays next how about people with darker colored skin that would be you and that's why I brought the plexiglass it's an invisible protector just like your God only really [Music] there if I discriminate against or criticize you it's called religious freedom if you return the favor it's called persecution [Music] n [Music]

Channel: Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian

Views: 277,000

Keywords: Betty Bowers, Deven Green, Andrew Bradley, America's Best Christian, Religious Freedom, Parody, Satire, Comedy, ISIS, Conservative, Christianity, Gay Rights, Marriage Equality, Freedom Of Religion (Literature Subject), Funny

Id: D1pYoZh5P4w

Length: 3min 37sec (217 seconds)

Published: Tue May 26 2015