America’s Best Christian™ Reads Letters from Some of America’s Worst

[Music] the military Religious Freedom Foundation has asked me to read some of the charming letters they received I was asked because I am America's best Christian and the letters show all signs of being from some of America's worst let's begin first you Jews crucify our Savior and now you try to crucify the US Marine Corps is there ever enough blood on your Jew hands to make you Jewish happy hey Mikey we pray to the Lord for a brain aneurysm visit you soon best in your sleep for your Jew wife to find in morning soaked sheets of your Jew blood to pay for your sins against the Marines and Jesus you're a Christian you don't even know who killed Jesus and you don't realize there's pretty much nothing more sacrilegious you can write than making a mockery of joob blood after all isn't it Jew blood the only thing that saved you well until you wrote this appalling letter dragging Jesus into your demented death wishes oh there's lots more Mickey why is this okay Marines singing frozen let it go but this is not America's Marine singing days of Elijah no-one should sing days of Elijah ever this is not so much an issue of separation of church from state as it is of separation of ear from poorly-written mawkish cheesy Christian pop songs let's carry on I wouldn't have your empty-headed no thought process individuals speak to a herd of cows self-righteous idiot he will find out what a flaming butthole he will find out he thought God will find out eventually because he's so what an observant lazy yes it's going to take a busybody like you to alert him I'll tell you what he will notice you invoking him and then typing what a flaming butthole right after it sloppy grammar is the cause of most blasphemy and the resulting damnation the more you know hey bald Jew boy we hope we pray Jesus rips that Kiki Kiki it's Kate i ke slur word for jus that starts with K the K word smirk right off your f word up G face we see everywhere our military is sacred to Jesus what and your F word it up trying to take the only Son of God out of it praying for your devil brain to explode right through your eyes and use your coward wizard and then you can enjoy the sulfur fumes as you're consumed in lake of fire for your second death revelations 21:8 enjoy Elba queer is this writer suggesting that Albuquerque is another word for hell I've been I'm not surprised I do have to circle back to our military is sacred to Jesus since Jesus's only military strategy was turn the other cheek I'm guessing pacifist Jesus isn't a fan of or good at earthly warfare you know what he wasn't a fan of death threats to Jewish men trigger warning to Jesus because the only superpower he knew the Roman Empire killed him facts reading not hard to see that Weinstein all his buddies and anyone who supports the perverted insanity of this sewer are the epitome of evil an American you disagree with is the epitome of evil that's insulting to Satan and you don't want to insult Satan given how much time you're going to wind up spending with him Oh written April 1st April Fool's Day but they don't disappoint you don't like the gospel of Jesus Christ on the vetted mend clinic pow2 bow Mikey you're a lying deceitful backstabbing money loving dirty lawyer Christian hating traitor to America in other words you're a blasphemous word Jew we hope they make it a nation holiday when you croak and rot in hell too bad it's too late for the ovens for you and your little stormtroopers Mikey or is it ovens for you and your little stormtroopers don't do you know the stormtroopers were the Nazis that's the worst Holocaust mixed metaphor I've ever heard how about a short one your efforts are truly the wrong place god bless a letter from a Christian that actually sounds Christian what a novelty let's continue I am the wife of a u.s. Marine leave the Marines alone to pray with Jesus as we all see fit you are awful terrible man I hope you just drop dead and nobody comes to your Thunder oh I hope your wife and children cries their eyes out until they shake and faint read about them all because no marine ever will mourn for you Mickey Semper Fi means loyalty to the flag and to our Lord and Savior not to a theist and no to a hateful liberal and I pretend you go back to Israel and be a commie Christ hater there what a lovely homemaker but you know this is even more familiar with terrible and hateful then Miss USA marine wife her children maybe there's a letter here that refers to lake of fire again here we go one day you will all stand before God and give an account of your acts he will cast you into the lake of fire for eternity see I don't think the Lord appreciates you revealing Judgment Day spoilers follow me on this one M R F F my keys period disgusting word period another disgusting word period Federation period entire group of Punk's exclamation marks Mickey is the king [ __ ] and the organisation is filled with a bunch of anal but monkeys who swallow each other's loads while wearing cowboy fatigues and high heels f-word off funny oh man who claimed to loathe gay sex spend more time thinking about its particular than the people who actually engage in it here's one a little more musical dreamed a little dream last night dreamed a little dream last night of s wording on Mickey's k-word whining Steen's Jew shaped grave well all true Americans cheered for Jesus to save Christ died for even you K word you're too much a stiff neck Jew shyster to know you will soon burn hell better have eyes in the back of your head k-word it must be rather dangerous to have an uncontrollable impulse to insult Jews when you've got a Jewish god at least this one is formal mr. Michael Weinstein our church has a single question for your to consider has it ever occurred to you that the reason your wife Bonnie suffers with MS is as punishment to you from the Lord Jesus Christ because of the mrrf vicious attacks constant against loving Christians in the armed services like you taking the Bible away from air force major just saying I'm just saying that it's bold of you to speculate about what a loving Christian might say or do can you handle another hey Mikey leave our West Point football players alone to worship Jesus Christ whenever they feel the need to or taking up a collection here at work to entice a person of your special blood to drop your persecution of these courage army football players so far we've got 30 sheeni Jew silver coins and a big bag of bagels will that do the trick it usually does for your kind you know who else had 30 pieces of silver Judas pick your role models more carefully dear and finally [Music] first you destroy the reputation of an American Hero like general Boykin and then you destroy the career of another American hero like general Grimsby for simply inviting general Boykin to address our American hero troops here in Fort Riley Kansas how about we do a little destruction on you Mikey uh but that's right we don't have to Jesus will take care of all you juice in your juice seed soon enough Matthew 27:25 first John 512 John 3:36 we pray with testimony that your women kinfolk all miscarry and their abort pregnancies and that all your men can have early heart attack and cancer the unquenchable flames await you Mickey and the EM rrf verily I say unto thee that's enough Christian love for now I'm sure there will be more this is mrs. betty bowers america's best Christian reminding you that if you wouldn't carbon-copy jesus on your email don't send it to me you

Channel: Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian

Views: 249,135

Keywords: MRFF, Betty Bowers, Dominionists, Military, Mikey Weinstein, Separation of Church and State

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Length: 10min 30sec (630 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 28 2017