So you wear these how often? I'm-- I took them
off to come here. Really? You're always in them? Yeah. [MUSIC PLAYING] And you brought me something. And I want to know what it is. It's in a bag. They said you brought
me something fun. Well, I bought-- OK, so
for Christmas, I got these for my family as a joke. And then we put them on. And they're so
wildly comfortable. Then we never took them off. And I liked them so much. I brought you one. I thought you might like it. Oh, this is what I've
been talking about we need to start making for the show. It's a onesie. It's a onesie. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] With feet. Right. And I-- I like them so much
that I got all of you one too. Everybody in here? Yeah. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Here's what I'm going to say. I don't know if
you agree with me, but I would say that Ryan
Gosling is the best guest we've ever had on the show. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] It's a lot to top. I don't know how anybody's
ever going to top that. I know there's like a
novelty aspect to this. Yeah. But they're pretty
comfortable, aren't they? They're-- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Yeah. So great. And to work out in,
you get your sweat on. Oh, yeah. I was already
getting my sweat on. This is adding to the
sweat a whole lot. This is-- but this
really is something I want to do with the Ellen Shop. I want to do-- this is such a great idea. Thanks. Jumpin Jammerz. Uh-huh. They gave them to you. And now, thanks Jumpin Jammerz. And so you wear these how often? I-- I took them
off to come here. Really? You're always in them. Yeah. I'm not-- I don't want to-- Hardly-- Part of this is to make
this somehow popular so I can wear them out
and not feel like a fool. All you had to do
was put it in GQ. They'll follow you. That's what I'm saying. We'll do whatever you say. Well, it starts here. It's a movement You're the style master. It's Jumpin Jammerz movement. All right. Now, will you wear
something like this if it catches on to
the Golden Globes? I'd love to. All right. I would like to see that. But like in a tux
kind of a situation. Yeah, with a little--
like a flower. Yeah, dress it up. Yeah, right. Yeah, a little
flower right there. You're kidding, but I'm not. I'm not kidding. I'm totally serious. So people talk about how
handsome you are all the time. And-- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] They do all the time. All the time. So there's a wax figure
that I saw of you. And it's hard to get
those things right. Have you seen your wax figure? I haven't. Let me show you. It's really good. It actually-- isn't that good? Is that as close as we can get? But it does look good. I saw it closer up. And it looks very, very good. No, that's really good. Look at the people
taking pictures with you and everything. Because it looks like they're
taking pictures with you. I'd like to show you-- I just learned this
before the show. I did not know I
had a wax figure. And it turns out I do. Where is it, near Niagara Falls. OK, this is me apparently. [ALL LAUGHING] [APPLAUSE] I was-- I was just-- I was just showing
this like literally before the show started. And I was like, am I an usher? You look like Phyllis Diller. I think I do. It's a combination between
Florence Henderson, and Phyllis Diller,
and a bunch of people. And I'm clearly dancing
because that's all I do. That's haunting. It is haunting. And did you pose for yours? Because they got it so right. Did they measure
you and do a mold? They got it that
good without even-- They didn't ask me nothing. Wow. Well-- Well, you didn't--
you didn't even know. Yeah, I posed for that. Yeah. Yeah. I was like that
for about an hour. No. I don't know why. That's just crazy. You brought me something
that you made, I hear, before we go to break. So what do you want-- Can I just say that I know
a lot of people, I'm sure, say that they're
your biggest fan. But I think a
strong case could be made that my girlfriend sister
Janet is your biggest fan. Yes, she's-- She's in the audience tonight. I know. Hey, Janet. Hi. She-- every year, you have
that Toys for Tots thing. At her school, she
runs the drive. She also brings hand
delivers the toys every year. And this is also interesting. Every day she
comes to the house, she has an Ellen hoodie on. And if you ask her if she
gets hot, she takes it off. There's an Ellen
T-shirt underneath. And if she takes
that off, there's an Ellen sort of like singlet. So it's kind of like one of
those Russian matuschka dolls. It just keeps going and going. And I just thought,
is there any-- I made this. I made this. It just says Janet. [LAUGHS] Is there any way you
would wear this and take a picture with Janet? Janet, come on down. Do that? Yeah. Come on. Come on! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] You're the best. You're the best. Janet, you're not
wearing an Ellen hoodie. I'll give you one, though. Because I have some
back here that I keep. Oh, my God. Hi, Janet. But she is wearing a beautiful-- it is a beautiful
Ava Mendez dress. Really? That's Ava's dress? I love that. I love the stuff she does. Here. Put your Ellen hoodie on. You're the best. Thank you. Of course. Oh, my gosh. Are you ready? [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Wait a minute. Hi. Quick question,
are you mad at me? Why? Because the last time I came
out, you leapt into my arms. And this time, I
just got a tiny-- Oh, no. Did I really leap into your-- Yeah. Oh, I feel-- [ALL LAUGHING] Oh. Oh. Come on. So nice to see you. And thank you for having me. Having be back. Put me down. OK. You want to stay? Yeah. I'm going to stay in here. Thank you so much. It's just like a chilled out. We should do this. We're just hanging out. Yeah. Just have a conversation. Why take it seriously? No. We're just people hanging out. Why don't people talk like
this more often on talk shows? I don't know. My pants are too tight for this. Can we sit down? Yeah. Thank you. Well. That's good now. Thank you for that. Good. I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was supposed
to do that every time I saw you. Now, I will. Yeah. It's in my contract. I will-- really? Every woman jumps
into your arms? Just you. Just me. All right. So I'm going to get a
running start next time. Like before you even
reach here, I'm just going to run towards
you, and you won't know which way I'm going to jump. I-- you heard it here first. Yeah. Please welcome, Ryan Gosling. [MUSIC, CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] If we take this carrying
thing any further, we should invest in like
an adult baby bjorn. Yeah. Well-- And then you can
just hang out there. I didn't know how to
run into your arms. Because every single
time, you pick me up. It's a little different. Yeah. And when you were
just standing there, I thought, OK, I'm
running into your arms. See, I should have
jumped like that, right. Is that what you thought was-- should I have run and jumped
in your arms in another way? You did-- you did do
it in another way. No. Yes, exactly. I did it the wrong way. And somehow-- That's the magic of it. --you're incredibly strong. That's not the worst it get. No. I'm going to think about that
when I'm laying in bed tonight, going that's not-- that's not how I should
have run into his arms. It just seems like I
went too fast at you too. Did I scare you? No, but your one leg went
up, and I went under. I know. I know. We did not rehearse that. No, we did not. It's so weird. We didn't rehearse that. Yeah. It looks like we
would have but no. [LAUGHS] We thought we would
give you a chance to raise some money
asking you some questions. And for every answer-- and I'll be the judge of
whether it's good or not. Also, we'll donate $1,000. OK. So that could be a lot of
money, and it's a good cause. So make sure-- I'll make you a deal. What's that? The ones I don't want to
answer, I'll donate $1,000. That's not-- no,
that's not fair. That seems fair. No. All right. But try to answer some
questions or it's just boring. All right. Name a celebrity you had
a crush on growing up? Raquel Welch. OK. Fill in the sentence. I like to blank in the nude. Undress. If you're in the nude,
you can't undress once you're in the nude. I can do whatever I want. Yes, you can. You're right. Have you ever had a nickname? If so, what was it? Harrison Ford calls me Brian. I hope that's a nickname. I don't think it is. I don't think-- I think he thinks
your name is Brian. All right. What physical feature of
yours do you like the most? My left thumb. It's so much better
than my right thumb. I was going to say that. It's what I've always
admired about you. [LAUGHS] What's the strangest
thing you're afraid of? Loose hair. [CHUCKLES] Loose hair? Yeah, just like-- just one. Like somewhere-- like-- Yeah, like you have beautiful
hair but if just one of those were to just wander over here. It would give me pause. [LAUGHS] OK. All right. If you had to cook for your
family, what can you make? What's the budget? How much time do I have? The budget is $34, and you
have an hour and a half. There's not much a
grilled cheese can't fix. I'll go there. All right, grilled cheese. Nothing like a grilled
cheese sandwich. Nothing. A little tomato in it. If you owned a boat, what
name would you choose for it? The SS Nausea. Do you get seasick? Not a fan. OK. What's your favorite children's
book to read to your kids? The Grapes of Wrath. [LAUGHS] Nice short story. Yeah. Oh, that's great. Yeah. They probably go to
sleep midway or-- what's the most thrill seeking
thing you've ever tried? This show. Because I run into your arms? Yeah. What's one of your worst habits? Not answering
people's questions. OK. Next. What's your Wi-Fi password? I'm going to pay $1,000
to not answer that. All right. I'm going to-- I'm just going to
round it up to $10,000. I don't know what it was. But thanks to Ulta Beauty. You just raised-- oh, $15,000. 15 is what I'm going to do. All right. All right. Nicely done. We'll be back in a nutshell. Have a wonderful weekend. Be kind to one another. Bye. [MUSIC PLAYING]
