Best of Rob Beckett & Roisin Conaty aka T*ts & Teeth | Big Fat Quiz of Everything

we were able to film the show this evening because we're using strict covid guidelines and also because this slot would rather die than not be on tv let's meet the teams one's a blonde with a big mouth the other's got a big mouth and he's blonde it's boris johnson's love children rob becky and rushing i mean the teeth give it away but that's it they used to call me tombstone teeth look at them have they been stretched out in photoshop that is that's the real deal but they don't they look like they never end they look like they're coming out of both ends does not everyone look silly in their school photos some people look very handsome when they're young you look like the boy next door to the house where all the animals keep going missing you know you look like trouble really adorable though adorable trouble just your type ah okay have you got team names rob roshan you've got team name yeah tits and teeth tits and tape i'm the tits i'm teeth you sound like an adorable crime duo yeah we are get me over here we get stuff done i'm getting i'm getting a bit edgy i'm getting ptsd if i used to visit my uncle in prison all these screens it's tough to don't do what i did wrong for christmas probably not you gonna try and smuggle something to each other through this will it fit in my bum if you're good um okay let's get on with the quiz our first round is all about history a round that encompasses everything that's ever happened ever this could take a while in 1936 edward viii abdicated from the throne it was the royal scandal of the century the only way it could have been worse is if he tried to cover it up by claiming he couldn't sweat william wallace led the scottish resistance in the war of independence after his trial he was stripped naked dragged through the streets by a horse hung cut down while still alive castrated disemboweled had his guts burnt in front of him then beheaded quartered and had his head dipped in tar and stuck on a pike his final words were i get it you're upset right let's get started i've got some history questions for you question number one i take a look at these men they went by the nicknames the weasel napoleon chaz buster and big jim but what unites them all genuinely think i look a little bit like big jim that's just me with my old hairline i'm aware that rob and roshin might not be able to answer because they're not grasses okay so i asked you what was a mutton shunter what do you think rob ot i think we put shepard for that but i mean oh that's a good idea it's a good answer i i don't think is it a right chance no well no there's another one i thought it was victory sheep shagger it's another good answer it's basically the same as a shepherd don't it really yeah you keep that many there's a bunch of people who admit to shagging sheep and i have a friend who did a travel show and you speak to them and they're very happily like who in the room is shag sheep they put their hands up what they do and like i'd go flamingo over sheep yeah there's it's a sexist animal yeah flamingos i mean guys are sexy in there i don't want to it's not like he's not like on a tinder like criteria i just think it'd be a bit unsteady on one foot i think you'd lose purchase you know the the you know the danger they smell really good smell do they i'll give it a wash first we'll just take you a brief break while we discuss what animal we would say we're right back after these messages you asked our answer sorry what's your answer we have no idea okay hiranium oh perineum you put yes hi jimmy dr maggie here now i co-host a program called the sky at night because i have a lifelong passion with science and the technology that lets us explore the universe but it's an invention close to home that i want to ask your teams about in 1826 a chemist called john walker created a revolutionary new product that we still use today he called them friction lights but can the teams tell me what they're known as now so what was invented in 1826 by john walker and they're called friction lights yeah twin e tweeting are not and then rasheen said the answer i was going to say to her that is mental have you written it down though no all right oh yeah okay time for some sports and games questions take a look at these people being interviewed on nbc news about a famous sporting event all i want to know is what sporting a moment are they talking about a historical event she was great she wasn't that great yes she was no she be good yeah but she was he was giving it to her he did not yes he did 55 year old man he was doing pretty good did you see him jump over the net at the end of the game why didn't he do it during the game okay it's not those when it's impossible to confirm it's not a dream scenario [Music] don't leave stay with me give me some answers hi jimmy this is eric and he wanted to help me ask this question i've covered some tense sporting moments in my time but nothing made me as on edge as playing the children's game buckaroo and here's my question for your teams can you name any three of the items that you had to balance precariously on rue's back i don't know what to start does she play the guitar why has she got pebbles why is there a cat involved i don't know why there are pebbles in a bowl i think she was going for a spa hotel look where else you're going to kick your pebbles loose can't have loose pebbles you've got to pull your pebbles up i cannot tell you how much money i would pay to watch a version of the married condo show in england presented by rochester lastly for this one come on boy give it to me okay lastly some questions i'm gonna give you come on jimmy okay i'm gonna read you some sporting terminology three sports sport you got it he's loose pebbled it stick in a bowl and go again oh okay oh my god jimmy's grasping he's a real boy all right i showed you a clip of katy perry entertainingly re-recording one of her hits for a popular game what was the game furbies the game furbies yes what's the game i don't know well the game is you get one it's the right laugh they say you can feed them they make noises that's the game with furbys in it yeah that's the game change what you wanna do with them personally i'll get loads and stick them in a bowl that's up to you how you play with them claire balding um so if you notice she had a lot of pebbles in a bowl where else you're going to keep them so what you've had on the back of a buckaroo horse we went for horseshoe saddle and that horse neck scarf thing you know the thing they put over and also when they're going to pull a uh carriage horseshoe and saddle you get you get two points okay what did you get catherine we put cowboy hat rope and saddle three points yeah uh ot bucket spade rope head i don't know what that last one pickaxe pickaxe three finally asked you to identify three sports by their terminology so tight end spear tackle and hooker you'll get this rugby rag okay easy one where'd you put it fishing fishing yeah why is there a hooker in fishing yeah i guess i mean they look like they're normally divorcees aren't they all right um rugby rugby fishing no okay second one was if you were facing a flipper a dibbly dobbler and a full toss charades you thought niche cricket qriket cricket really paying out for you weird cricket which was ot not me okay so rugby cricket and if you were facing a long snapper nick nicole back in a thai end american football is the right answer yeah nish catherine our north american connection paying off so you get three rob roshin what did you put a scoocher man it's we we're big we're big nfl fans and scooching man it's the original basically scoochman invented the rules of the game so we thought we might get an extra point by giving you the name of the guy that invented the rules through nfl scooter man gavin scooter man as well it's like the detail of the line are you gonna give us a point no the game is [ __ ] okay question number four pop art legend andy warhol once said i used to drink it for 20 years i guess the same thing over and over again what was he talking about peepee what's beep baby it's all right that dad own ease i asked you why this dress made headlines in 1998. what did you all get monica lewinsky monica lewinsky monica lewinsky that is the correct answer it's more of a coat though isn't it really that photo oh i thought it would be much more of a dress it's not like a blowjoby dress it's not like a blue jobbie dress what is a blow job he dressed one that doesn't like it a mac i think a mac is ideal for that no it doesn't it's not the dress is it catherine no the dress is blue yeah so did she give blow jobs in a series of outfits that is a black and white photograph well that is the dress i don't know so i'm not really that bothered about the dress that um for a blow job well if somebody shows up in a clown suit you'll be all right with it [Applause] i'd still go i'll still be into that what was andy warhol talking about when he said i used to drink it every day for 20 years i guess the same thing over and over again baby why are you saying it's such a thing because that's how he would have said it look at him he never wants it i need to go for a wee when it is i need to go for a baby bonus round we asked one of britain's most distinguished actors charles dance to read a selection of book reviews that were posted online by internet users all you need to do is work out what book he's talking about here is the first one just write down the first one just because it was written youngs ago by a depressed girl living on the yorkshire moors does not mean that it is good what makes a classic book the quality of the writing or the passage of time i would rather slowly poke my eyes out with my kindle than read this again one star okay what book is he talking about write it down we'll go straight to the answer uh ot rob what have you got wuthering heights you go mothering heights and you went for wuthering heights okay and you went with watering heights okay and i can tell you the answer is jane eyre correct interesting tactics there roche write down the wrong one and you get the right one out loud i've never seen that one before but seems a strange way to practice we get a point for that you don't get a point i'll do it the other way okay i'll see you soon if you think you know the answer i will back you but don't give me [ __ ] i'll go to a [ __ ] war for you i've got a [ __ ] wall if you've just tuned in welcome to the big [ __ ] quiz of everything prison edition you get two points you get two points you get two points therefore making the round pointless i showed you an excerpt from an 1856 book on household tips asked you what they were recommending as a cure for baldness what did you put roshi and connity you've got so creepy what what did you go for semen brackets jizz bracket spunk brackets knob juice and you went for rob bryden and this is oti mabusi said onion i had no idea i read it somewhere okay removed by ill health or age onion rub frequently onto the part requiring it we are that close to winning i mean i i don't know much about what would make your hair grow back but uh eight grand on a trip to turkey [Laughter] back on the plane of all the other lads with their bucket hats on i showed you a diagram from the early 70s who was it for niche catherine you've gone with students students you thought that was for students yeah yeah just to how to like wave at each other when you're both nude that bloke's barely looks like a crocodile of its tongue hanging out okay so at the end of that round these scores are in last place uh with 27 points rob beckett and roshan connerty yes okay inappropriate response no we're not we're having a great time we've won more relief [Music] foreign

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Length: 14min 31sec (871 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 13 2021