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let's begin the show by starting it at 6:04 a.m. and i'm perd hapley of channel for Eyewitness News and the story of this next dance is that it's called the worm doing prayer to happen the fact is this carnival is being held on top of an ancient Roman Pope burial site much like the house and the movie poltergeist exactly I spoke to Leslie Knope of the parks department about moving the carnival and she refused we do have exclusive animation of that event let's take a look oh I love these things sorry [Music] [Music] is that what happened none of that happened that is exactly what happened hello i'm perd hapley and welcome to yeah heard with perd today's show begins now is this art or is it pornography here to answer this question is Parks and Recreation deputy director Leslie Knope perd it is a beautiful work of art governments should not be in the business of censorship especially when a painting is as awesome as this one but this is where the controversy of this story gets even more controversial you are the subject of this painting half woman half horse with what some would say our human breasts I am NOT the subject the subject is strong and empowered women everywhere but it it does look a little bit like me Leslie for our viewers at home who might not know our Centaurs real no absolutely sure for a female perspective on this scandal we turn to a woman Leslie Knope I'm about to ask you a question right now and that question is this the lewd photo just how big a deal is it well frankly Burt it's not that big a deal if you know what I mean I don't know what you mean but it had the cadence of a joke this is the final word with perd with your host / Jurek l haply issue number one is the first issue we're going to talk about is Bobby Newports campaign for City Council in trouble when I say your names I want you to respond Dylan well Newports poll numbers have been plummeting they just fired his campaign manager and where's Bobby who's on vacation in Spain he's not on vacation he's in hiding every time the guy speaks he puts his foot in his mouth arias image afoot in a mouth it's common expression also joining us today is a different person pornographic film actress Brandie max pleasure to be here Brandi you've starred in over 200 adult films some which are very good when you get in the business last year fantastic now this painting right here out or pornography I think this whole debate is ridiculous what Leslie and I do is obviously art oh hang on there's a big difference between an oil painting of a Greek myth and a pornographic movie it's okay Leslie I got this one what Leslie and I want people to know is you should be able to have sex anywhere you want and show it anywhere you want whether it's girl-on-girl action bondage or yep but have you okay oh hang on pornography is very difficult to define in fact it was just as Stewart who once said I can't define pornography but I know it when I see it Brandi how would you define pornography for me it's when the penis goes in now Leslie you claimed the Newport campaign stole one of your ideas well they did they stole our idea we were working on the ramp up Pawnee initiative for many weeks Oh heard this is politics as usual the fact is Bobby Newports plan is better for seniors better for Pawnee well our plan is more practical and it's cheaper there she goes again heard I don't know where she went the first time apparently Leslie Knope wielded her insider influence and got councilman pillner to save her precious department even though it meant closing the shelter now I'm not saying that Leslie Knope is a dog murderer per se I just think that her actions raised some questions like for example is she a dog murderer well I don't know the answer to that Jennifer but your tone makes me think yes there are some statistics that I'd like to share with you now and they are numbers some 85% of Pawnee residents support abstinence only education and the other 15% are perverts JK you guys and a hundred percent of pawneeans are perversion that's the name I call fans of this show based on the fact that my name is perd perd hapley is here today or as perd would say my name is perd hapley and the person I see here today is me everyone seems to be laughing now I have a question for you it's something very important which is what is your spirit animal Jaguar why do you ask doing a survey whelp survey completed so take your easy you didn't ask me but if you had the answer I would have given is dogging Chris and wants to ask you something right now go and in front of herd yes no more delays go I want to have a baby will you be the sperm donor the story of this situation is it's extremely personal it's a heartwarming story but it's just not believable which is why I give ET one and a half stars do you think leslie knope should be in england do you not think that or do you not think that 48% said she should not be in europe 17% say it's ok and 35% said they were confused by the way the question was posed I'm here live at a press conference where councilman Jeremy Jamm will discuss a government scandal we are calling Twitter Watergate until we can find a snappier name for it Councilwoman Leslie Knope wants to put fluoride which is a chemical into your drinking water you know what else is a chemical strychnine and cyanide what's dirt and rust and even broken glass exactly you definitely understand what chemicals are perfect we know that you were already approached by sweetums and you said no but is there any way you would reconsider I'm sorry miss Knope there is such a thing as journalistic integrity and it is something that I have as a journalist with integrity it's really important part please come on roll times sake well the story of that appeal is it was heartfelt and in response to that appeal I respond ok for all times sake does that mean no and you tricky minx yep I went on a date with perd what was doing that explore my freedom as a single woman phase we just had a drink and at the end he said I am going to kiss you now by putting my mouth on your mouth and then I ran away it was absolutely the right call Leslie your pole is designed to choose a new slogan and a slogan is a series of words that have a meaning so true purred all of the choices for the town slogan are wonderful but if I had to choose my favorite it would probably be storied past bright future well the story of my interest level is its medium can I get you a drink I'll have the Joan it's a tumbler of gin and it's got crushed aspirin around the rim and I would just like an empty glass now Leslie I understand that what you've brought to the show isn't a box of objects but rather a symbolic box of allegations well perd it's judge perd okay and I think there are certain questions about certain aspects of certain parts of this situation that require an evaluation about whether or not this is or is not a valid argument extremely well put excuse me judge perd I'm Ben Wyatt city manager what grizzle is doing with our private information may not technically be illegal but it's definitely not chill whoa that's a serious allegation we are hella chill and frankly if you don't like our vibe you don't have to use our chiz well we kind of do I mean the Internet is no longer optional it's a necessity for everyone and I think you do know that data mining isn't chill because you snuck it into the twenty-seventh update of a 500-page User Agreement a person should not have to have an advanced law degree to avoid being taken advantage of by a multi-billion dollar company and you should be upfront about what you're doing and allow people the ability to opt out to be honest judge perd is stumped by this case I've also misplaced my judge hammer I cannot render a verdict here therefore I must declare a mistrial which is a term I've heard people use in the movies tap-tap-tap [Music]

Channel: Parks and Recreation

Views: 283,376

Keywords: Parks And Rec, Chris Pratt, Amy Poehler, Leslie Knope, Ron Swanson, Parks And Rec Bloopers, Parks and Recreation, Andy Dwyer, April Ludgate, Leslie and Ben, Tom Haverford, Aziz Ansari, Jay Jackson, Perd Hapley, Channel 4 News, Ya Heard? With Perd!, Lights, Camera, Perd, in: Media The Final Word With Perd, Making it, Nick Offerman, The Office, The Office US, Brooklyn 99, Scandal, Dexter, The Mentalist, The Closer, Body of Proof, Battleship, Fast Five

Id: UjX4_-IX-7E

Length: 10min 1sec (601 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 15 2018