Best of Millionaires - Tosh.0

[Music] [Applause] [Music] i'm eric finman and i am one of the youngest bitcoin millionaires in the world i was able to amass about 400 plus bitcoins so i was 18 years old when i made my first million dollars how'd it feel it felt pretty great good towards some lamborghinis there's a dealership in newport beach that takes bitcoin for the lamborghinis [Applause] [Music] ah eric thanks for coming to my bitcoin mine i'm new to this whole cryptocurrency world but as far as i understand it with enough computers you can really strike it rich yeah quite the operation you have here as soon as we dig up these bitcoins i should be the first hypothetical a zillionaire that's not how any of this works [ __ ] shut up old miner i'm not painting moonshine to run your toothless mouth just head on deeper into the mine i think those machines are hot down there eric daniel first question those glasses are unique are a lot of people wearing those now just me i'm unique where'd you get those i got them in london you're an international traveler international traveler how old are you 19. how many countries have you been to uh it's too many to count for what reasons i don't know business travel you know life of bitcoin millionaire where do you live in new york new york city yep no buffalo okay new york don't [ __ ] on buffalo and buffalo's horrible are you renting or did you buy an apartment just friendly this is the one that i saw you in in this video yeah yeah yeah yeah what's up with that bed that's like in the middle of the room behind another bed it looks like a japanese hotel or something yeah there's three beds and it's just a curtain's off yeah yeah pretty much i mean what do you use that bed for uh maybe too much you know oh you're enjoying life huh i know that's why i have three beds yeah when did you get in on bitcoin it was about 12 a coin in 2011. and how many coins did you buy that day i bought over 100 coins and then i have even more now you have more than 100 coins now way more okay so that's a hundred bitcoins at twelve dollars a piece that's something like thousands of dollars it's like about 1200 okay okay well i can't do that kind of math how did you have 1200 as a 12 year old so my grandmother she gave me a little over a thousand dollars for my scholarship fund and i didn't put it towards my scholarship you blew it all on one thing i blew it all on bitcoin and i spent like every day trying to get more after that you have a thumb drive on you that has it all if i had a thumb drive on me i just get shot and murdered so fast have you have there ever been like threats out on your life oh for sure for sure do you take them seriously or report them or anything yeah yeah yeah i have to be very careful i have like security and i'm super secure digitally it's it's you know you have to be i don't do any of it yeah i sleep with my door open at night i have no security i want all of this on camera my mom was heavily invested in bullion turns out it was a broth not gold her portfolio was very diverse in chicken and beef stock get back to work yo wackadoo explain to me uh as if i were your grandmother uh what cryptocurrency is cryptocurrency is just like any other currency at the technology level it allows it so it can run self-sufficiently on its own how often do they introduce more coins into circulation there's these things called bitcoin miners let's say facebook didn't want to have servers and then they paid you to run part of facebook on your laptop that's what bitcoin does so these people get paid for dedicating their computer space to running the bitcoin network so people have these tire server farms hence what i'm trying to get into do you have any inside information like people have to be cheating this nobody's regulating i mean how do you know i'm definitely innocent i'm completely innocent but yeah definitely a lot of other people do that oh that's great nothing like a little wall street corruption you know when is this thing gonna collapse and be worth nothing and you're going to go back to just a regular smelly teenager never never i think cryptocurrency is absolutely here to stay forever when is the dollar going to collapse and you're going to lose all your money soon no i'm not i'm invested overseas don't get to get ahead [Laughter] if bitcoin went to zero right now would you still be a millionaire no but i'd still be okay you'd be okay i'd be okay i'd be all right it'd be a hit yeah i mean if all your real estate properties were burnt down i mean that would that would also kind of suck it's more about the land i'll rebuild do you think it'll ever get back up to 20 000. like bitcoin go back up past 20 000 for sure what about snake eyes you think snake eyes will ever give up 20 000 snake eyes is that a coin what do you think about a daniel tosh coin a tosh.0 coin do you think that would work glenn tosh someone came up to me with that idea that worked here maybe eight or seven years ago whole thing and i completely ignored it yeah did i make a huge mistake did you want to be a billionaire i mean yeah then you made a huge mistake i did huh that's kind of cool do you have any other get rich quick schemes so i've got a great multi-level marketing plan i think you'll really like it i would love it yeah what if i would get six or seven people underneath me would i make money there you go does your fake girlfriend just love you for your fake money probably what is your backup plan that we all agree you will definitely need for bitcoin yes yeah um i mean no i mean i start businesses i sold my company for bitcoin so like i i'm pretty uh you know did you go to college no no i dropped out of high school when did you drop out i was like 14 15. as soon as i dropped out i moved to silicon valley what kind of parents are these amazing parents i texted them tracked my phone all that right but i wasn't allowed to spend the night at other people's houses because my dad's like what's wrong with you why do you want to sleep with another kid like oh i i'm sorry and i just went to my room did you apply to any colleges no i dropped i didn't hear my ged you should get your ged it's also very funny to be a millionaire and and have a ged is it i think so i feel like it's funnier to not have a genie no it's not i would respect your opinions more if you had a ged come on we did it [Music] wait we struck bitcoin that's not how any of this works [Music] so [Music] [Applause] dumped wife's revenge is all about being fabulous i hope to inspire you i hope to give you wisdom and i hope to show you how to have more fun in life laugh about life loosen up let go and come into my world of fabulousness come on [Music] [Applause] [Music] get over here i've been lurking your instagram for years are you a stoker thank you so much for coming here it's so great to finally have another rich person on this show you would not believe the pores i'm forced to slum it with oh oh i love your artwork they're done by terry richardson he's a horrible human but damn does he bring the sexy out of me i like to separate the artist from the assaultist first of all lovely accent where are you from i am from australia pope how's the exchange rate right now really bad we'd be lucky to be 70 cents again you know what that is that's the trump factor who's sick of winning what's with the clicking and the snapping i didn't even realize i was doing it and in that vogue article she said it's like i'm going come on giddy up with life were you surprised that vogue came a colon i can't believe it and that's the vogue that's not like perth's edition of vogue this is new york and did that boost your profile immediately absolutely i got about another 4 000 followers overnight what made you start dumped wife's revenge i was stumped for the younger woman after 26 years of marriage the second marriage second marriage what about the first marriage he actually also left me for the young girl woman moved down on eagle bay having the time of my life doing a fabulous photo shoot are you filthy rich i'm filthy rich in life but also with money is there a good way for poor women to flex on their exes cycling sam is what i do the best revenge is not against your ex the best revenge is to go [ __ ] you life i'm i'm going to be fabulous no matter what you dump on me i've seen you jump in a video or two love jumping well yeah but you're not getting very high off the ground no but you're putting in slow motion and it looks like you're really getting up like 20 feet off the ground what are your exes miss the most about you i wouldn't have a clue there's not one thing like oh i bet they missed that [Laughter] next question how young of a man would you go well it's only young men who asked me out men my age were older don't ask me out would you date a 25 year old man no way okay what about 35 no stop it it's just sexual no i feel like that you're not giving a 35 year old man a chance that wants to prove his worth is sex a big part of your life of course it's proud of everybody oh you ever had sex on the beach man it's not as good as advertising you really need to have an extra large blanket would you like to get married just to dump a husband just so you could be on the other side of it absolutely not no way i'll be honest with you it was a very basic instinct moment when you did the double cross there that would be a power move if you did that during this interview like just i don't know right to that camera like hello did you know who i was are you going to be upset if i said no not at all in the history of our show you were the first person to pay for their own travel really of course nobody that comes on the show has money the reason the reason is you don't want to slum it with the cattle on the back of the plane no but i got to tell you what happened sitting in the room this morning the guy came in and i had to sign the documents and it had date of birth and i said look dumped wife's revenge is part of being ageless so i handed it back to him and he was in shock so we're not going to pay you we're not paying her if i don't cut it you can get someone else on how many more years can you be ageless until i die is the vagina ageless absolutely how many photos of yourself do you have naked three naked shots it was an empowerment thing for myself i was at this certain age it was done very tastefully and when i looked at it i thought oh that is awesome so i'm going to do a naked shot every year oh i like that yeah will you text me some of these naked shots just some selfies i don't sex it won't be sexting if i don't use it for anything sexual no i don't do that diane we can't just sit around here drinking savion blanc all day what what's the point of having a fabulous life if we can't rub it in everyone's poor faces [Laughter] all right do i have a surprise for you i've set up the perfect photo shoot love surprises diane do you think the best revenge is living well but here in america we know the best revenge is revenge revenge are they my exes i don't want to get you legally implicated but let's just say i kidnapped two guys who may or may not have dumped you for younger women and i've been torturing the [ __ ] out of them for the past four days you're gonna go to jail yes but in the meantime let's use my green screen to take photos and fabulous locations with them this is australian waterboarding you just wet a board and crack them over the head [Music] that's not my ex i'm terribly sorry about this peter diane [Music] [Applause] if you want to know how it feels to sit on an elephant surrounded by beautiful girls yes it feels great that is alive spend a little time with bastian yoda and you may find there are some pretty super feelings behind that superman costume he's a businessman a life coach a fellow who says he and his wife came from germany to fulfill dreams of their own to reach greatness don't find yourself create yourself you can create yourself to today as superman and tomorrow is batman and in three days as mickey mouse i want to show hey you can have a great lifestyle but with the valuable message you can have fun but some neighbors around here apparently have some serious feelings about the otis this has been known as a party house in the past sometimes rented by celebrities some neighbors tell me parties are poured out onto the streets everything is possible and if it's a dream you had as a little child it's never too too late to make it come true i'm here in the hollywood hills to go undercover to see if they'll accept me in their life coaching classes hi uh i'm daniel i'd like to move in so everybody we don't accept male students yes hi hi i'm danielle i'm here to move in another beautiful lady wants to learn the other life come in maria thank you for inviting me here thank you welcome where are you from born raised in germany munich are you married we are not married but we realized that if you name a girl your girlfriend it's nothing worse than lay it has no value so we name her i name her my wife and so it's just to protect our relationship but i name her my wife too that's good yeah are you in an open relationship no closed so close yeah very close how does that work with so many beautiful women around if you are in a close relationship and you have the most beautiful wife in the world i don't care about other goods not right do people still want you out of here or because there's people complaining about the parties and all the stuff in the last four years he has received 96 calls to police i heard about the complaints i never met a person in real who was complaining well that's because everybody in los angeles is fake they're nice to your face yeah how many months have you been here uh we moved to l.a december 2014. what's the rent here 35 000 a month yeah i must work hard for that what did you do for a living besides just being good looking oh thank you so much yeah i have a couple of companies so what i do i make ideas happen what's your net worth my goal is to bring my networks over one billion in the next two years next two years over one billion yes explain to me what yota stands for [Music] yotta is the highest in the metric system it starts with kylo 1000 mega 10 to the power 6 and yota is the highest enzymatic system what means live your life at your fullest potential i don't understand it at all why don't you teach men i don't want fat ugly guys lying around you don't have to you don't have the point but i know what you're saying i love to be surrounded by beautiful girls so it makes fun we have yeah we like to be surrounded by yes i love it so what's the clothing policy in the pool is nudity encouraged no they all wear a bikini all wear bikini yeah very tasteful you have to always be classy and speaking of classy a lot of the instagram photos always like showing your butt do you know the story of sabat no i tell you i want to hear the story of the butt we have been together for two weeks and we have been in the bedroom and she was dancing and showed me her body and i said well maria can you do me one favor please turn off the light because it looks so up and she was really like what i said okay i show you something and i switched on all lights and made a pic of her butt why did your ass look so bad she never worked out never just two for four weeks what i'm telling you eat clean drink water brought in work out and after four weeks we did the same pick what's the best piece of advice you can give someone who's trying to live the yoda life three things first what means your personality other life figured out create an on detailed version of your perfect life second thing make it happen and don't be afraid to fail make yourself believe that it's possible okay and the third thing start now now not tomorrow not next week not next start now now yeah i like to put things off danielle are you ready to meet the yota girls hello hi how are you oh you're poking yourself sorry that is my tampon it must be slipping out shooting women with my boned arrows it's my favorite trust exercise oh that didn't hurt because i don't have a penis maria danielle would be much prettier if she didn't have such a hairy face daniella you want to have some sushi i would love to but we did only said additional way off sexy nude models that is lovely let's get a little soy sauce here fill that up there we go i'm absolutely not threatened by danielle so i've seen that bastion checked her out but she has absolutely no ass she needs to work out what's the best exercise i can do for a stronger [ __ ] because again i'm a woman not a guy but you must feel the pressure here do you feel it i do no press harder that's as hard as i can press you can take a money bath okay you need a real bat you should really consider switching to plastic and now say out loud i am a perfect woman i am a perfect woman say it louder i am a perfect woman with a little training and a huge breast augmentation danielle can go on to do great things wow what did i learn about yata life well it's almost definitely an excuse to trick some sevens into thinking you're hot and i couldn't be more down so i quit my job advice and decided to remain at the yacht dimension forever [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you

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Length: 20min 15sec (1215 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 02 2021