Best of Chandler in Friends season 8.wmv

Chandler Hey find the cameras oh did you yes that's why I'm under the table celebrating well that is a great picture yeah Oh interesting because I found the cameras in one of our bags huh didn't see that coming okay so this isn't a picture of our first kids but it is a picture of my first kiss with with this lady which might look on your face I'm sure you'll remember so we don't need there's no need how about I take the real pictures to get developed right that'd be a good idea you opened all the presents without me I thought we were supposed to do that together you kissed another woman call it even hey what was that all about well I guess if there's no harm in telling you now um Rachel and Ross are going to have a baby what I didn't even know that why didn't you tell me why am I talking like this I didn't think you could keep it a secret what what I know the science says no jokes about bombs we shouldn't the sign really say no bombs I mean isn't that the guy we really have to worry about here the guy with the bombs nothing I heard jokes about his bombs not that I have bombs but if I did I probably wouldn't joke about him I'd probably want to keep that rather quiet huh hey Joey have a good night like I just call you Toby yeah he thinks that's my name well why don't you correct him always been going on way too long now I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway so I didn't say anything and then the next time he said hey Toby you want a doughnut mm I wanted to note it worse now he's calling me Muriel Uriel but what would he call you Mireille oh my god Chandler M Bing it's not just an M your middle name is Muriel Shh is a family name Chandler Muriel Bing well your parents ever even gave you a chance to Toby you got a sec sure what's up I just had a meeting I was actually hoping to get transferred up here but I just found out it's not gonna happen apparently somebody thinks I'm not 11th floor material say who the hell is this Chandler uh I'm the reason you can get the job up here Toby don't Bob Toby I'm not gonna let you cover for him anything you say right now we'll just give me more upset with Chandler well that puts me in a difficult position ah ah what the hell are you doing I just found out this is Chandler's office come on help me give me a hand what a guy can I talk to you for a second listen I appreciate you getting me the costume oh you did this I thought he loved it his favorite kids book was the Velveteen Rabbit the Velveteen Rabbit was brown and white well it was either a pink bunny or no Bunny at all no Bunny at all always no Bunny at all oh hi Joey's gonna be thrilled he was hoping you come by as a nurse actually I'm just a nurse you think that would embarrass me but you see I'm maxed out what are you doing I'm leaning this is where I leave I think I know what's going on here you do I know it must be hard that your wife is a lesbian it's wrong you're married I totally understand okay just see your bra you were right all right I never should have bought them they're killing me one toe at a time so they're really tight huh I just said you were right sweetie isn't it clear I'm delirious from the pain I was right this is what it feels like to be right it's oddly unsettling how are we gonna get home maybe a piggyback ride honey I don't think me getting on your back is gonna improve matters Wow being right sure doesn't help with the bunny okay wait just give me a second II just get my boots off first oh oh oh oh oh God oh honey I know your pain right now but I'm a little turned on you ready for lunch on second Chandler says he could have gotten this good I did but it came at a price huh well Vince coming over tonight and he can't see this oh come on by age seven kids have already seen orgies was it just me my are you are you high just had the most amazing bath really I don't like baths wait you're liking with me honey it's not the bath I enjoy it's the wet naked lady oh I got you so relaxing really what do you do you just sitting there stewing in your own filth how dirty do you think I am I'm telling you if you had some candles and some bubbles and some music you would love it it would take all of your stress away honey it's 2 o'clock on a Wednesday and I'm watching road rules how stressed do you think I am all right this isn't so bad I like the flowery smell which is okay because I've got my boat I can actually feel my tension just melting away I could fall asleep in here I could drown in here hmm what's wrong I drew my own bath but I did it wrong the water's tepid the salt didn't dissolve and is now lodged places and the sense I used don't complement each other eucalyptus and chamomile Oh why'd the bath salts they're starting to effervesce it's different it's interesting candy and cookie candy and cookie Monica got me porn girl-on-girl porn she really must love me yeah just relax I love you st. Valentine whoa whoa that's not pretty now push worst porn ever worst part I'm trying so what do you think I've still got it why did you get me this what is it bitch yelling bleeding dilating oh the dilating is this the video of the baby being born sweetie this is Phoebe's whoa why were you and watching it I thought maybe you got me porn for Valentine's H you know that birthing tape that you wanted to see mm-hmm it's here oh and we should warn you before you watch it don't watch it why you saw it is it scary well let's just say that it's ironic how footage of someone being born can make you want to kill yourself the extra ribbon no yeah sure what do you need we got lace satin sateen raffia gingham felt and I think my testicles may be in here too okay so let's say that I'm the interviewer and I'm meeting you for the first time okay hi come on in I'm a Regina phalange Chandler Bing Oh Bing what an unusual name well you should meet my uncle Bona I'll let myself out you'll find if I come to work here that I don't micromanage I don't shy away from delegating mm-hmm that's good to know but let's stop focusing on what you don't do and focus on what you do do what I do do is managed to create an atmosphere of support for the people working with me I see nice side step on the doo doo thing by the way hardest thing I've ever done in my life so I was the point person on my company's transition from the KL 5 to gr6 systems must have had your hands full that I did that I did so let's talk a little bit about your duties my duties all right now you'll be heading a whole division so you'll have a lot of duties I see but they'll be perhaps 30 people on to you so you can dump a certain amount on them did you know we could go into a detail no don't I beg of you I gotta say thank you I was really nervous you know I've been told I come on too strong make too many jokes and then it was really hard to sidestep that Duty thing duties duties whoo-hoo oh my god this doesn't count okay the interview was over that was the real Chandler Bing in there this is just some crazy guy out in the hall call security there's a crazy guy at all cool I look forward to your call hey do I smell essential oils okay I'm gonna take a bath I'm just gonna get a magazine okay what do you think you're doing leaving my troubles behind I know that you're new at this but this is completely unacceptable bath decorum oh so hard to care when you're this relaxed fine you can have the bath but I am taking your boat now you're just a girl in a tub Hey hi bubbles manly dude you got to rearrange your bubbles Oh Monica Ross and I were looking for you what are we all doing in here oh honey cover it up with the boats not an aircraft carrier oh yes we're all in here and we'd love for you to join us whoa huh hey what's going on oh cool boat oh no it's nice to do this together isn't it yeah what you're doing feels so good I'm not touching you yeah it's the salts oh sweet Lord new realms of pleasure whatever keeps you off the balcony big guy Oh

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Length: 14min 19sec (859 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 05 2011